"You ever worry that certain embarrassing moments that happen long ago are gonna be like the defining moments of your entire life?" I'm sure Matt must feel that way about the fire axe.
That's because Liam doesn't count But Pick any of the times that he said some dumb ass shit on the podcasts & then on the next one completely backed down from whatever it was he said.
As someone who averaged about 3.5 in my last playthrough, here’s my advice to any who care to hear it: Always Godhand when maxed, TP comes back without items, health does not. Use Roulette for emergencies, like health, Roulette needs items to relenish. Never sprint towards enemies, you’ll usually just get punched in the face for your troubles. Always juke, it’s quick cooldown means you can sidestep / backflip out of it. If you can’t guard break consistently, just stop attacking instead. Enemies tend to wait a moment after guarding, so you have a bit of time to get your GB out. If you can’t, it’s still better than getting pushed back. Lastly, use weapons and items from the environment, as they are often better than regular attacks.
I was actually getting kindof impressed by Woolie in the beginning, using updodges to juke damage and cancel recoveries. He schooled that blade demon and did pretty well against the Amazon women pair. Then he ran into Tiger Joe and went back to spamming backflips. So close, yet so far. Tiger Joe is the only enemy in the game who will call you a bitch for having to unleash the god hand to beat him. Let's hope Woolie keeps it together for round 2.
"I bet ad nauseum doesn't mean discussing something to the point of feeling nauseous. But that's what I always thought it meant." CRAZY TALK IS BECOMING SO STRONG IT IS MANIPULATING THE MIND OF ITS WIELDER.
Anyone else notice that, despite all the other visual glitches, all the girls in this game have consistent jiggle physics? Even the robot girls have jiggle physics!
@Karen, The Legend: The camera constantly is clipping through walls, Gene clips through objects, the skybox for the boat section looked just abhorrent, and a lot of the textures look like placeholders that seem to miss details. A lot of the graphics look outdated for the time the game came out. But as others have pointed out, the jiggle physics are always consistent.
part 11: pat and woolie still dont know that weapons have strong attacks also, the fails at the platforming section were as funny as they were predictable
A bunch of guys picked the same day to, after citing all the bad or bad-seeming games that scored higher than God Hand on IGN, bring up games that scored marginally lower. Are you in a secret gang?
pat, the tangerines weren't grown to combat fish-based racism. the fish-based racism hampered the growth of the tangerines, so a 9-year old became the best navigator/thief in the world for a man who's nose can cut marble.
"You ever worry that certain embarrassing moments that happen long ago are gonna be like the defining moments of your entire life?" ......says the very man who tried and badly failed to convince everyone removing and holding the entire toilet paper roll when you shit is a good idea. Woolie mocking Pat and saying the next level is "Planking over the toilet bowl" will always live rent free in my brain XD
I'm actually starting to notice how infuriating it is that Woolie is acting all cocky and cool while playing the game on easy. Like he's pretending he's really good at the game because he's playing the mode where a roulette move can cleave off 50% of a bosses life and you get tension points given to you for just existing.
my favourite embarrassing defining moment of pats life is when he fucked up and forgot the lighter and had to talk about it in a dumb meta way for 10 minutes
10:30 "Woolie the Coward, are you worried that past mistakes will be the defining moments for the rest of your life? Like that time you ran away from the android guard at the warehouse?"
1:29 that flawless elbow vortex transition from one enemy to the next is some shit straight out of an action movie. Bravo Woolz Edit: Respect for Woolie go DOWN. I thought you woulda loved the ridiculousness that is Keijo!!!!!!!! I understand disliking it, but going so far as to say trash? Damn son...
All characters that use *[martial art]* are "just" the first fighting game character Pat saw that uses *[martial art].* Such is the way of the plebeian.
For anyone not aware, and looking for a fun martial arts game to play: *Absolver is now “free” on PSN thru PS Plus.* The developers also said there’s an update coming that adds new areas, enemies, clothing, & a *NEW Combat Style* based off Bruce Lee’s Jeet Kune Do style
6:50 Excellent job, Woolie. You've freed the Elvis Like Brigade from bad opinion jail. Edit: 10:20 I dunno, Gout. Do you think Marvel Threesome and Axe-Throw have ever had problems with career-defining bumbles?!
External collisions -- what are those?! But the jiggle physics on those dual axe-wielding barbarian girls is on point. God Hand's got its priorities straight.
The external collision is intentional. Since the camera is static and is always focused on Gene, it would literally be impossible to see in 90% of the environments. So to counteract it they just said fuck it. Clip the camera into the wall.
Why don't you get the head slicer, the best ranged roulette move in the game? The one the ending credit music references exclusively... you know, that one cost roulette move that has a massive horizontal air slash that hits absolutely every mofo I'm the room... yeah...
Not even two minutes into the video and Woolie already nuts keijo isn't trash tho (i wouldn't really know since i haven't seen it yet, but it looks so dumb it's awesome so, you know) That Marvel joke was super good, though. And Tiger Joe is such a cool concept. Just a guy, but strong. No fanfare no nothing, but he IS a tough enemy. I respect that
Adee As someone who watched because a buddy asked me to see it with him I can confirm its dumb that it's enjoyable. Like just turn off higher thought processes and enjoy its silliness fun.
Keijo is the hypest shit and I will fight you to prove you wrong. Also the only way someone could use fists in keijo is if it was only airwave techniques which is still dope as fuck.
Anyone ever notice Jean's "Jump Down" animation is identical to Krauser's from RE4 10:35 for reference. Everything from the flip to how the camera pans its nearly identical
in the power-up menu you see the option for puppy pizza"mild for the kids" in the Japanese version it is "Chihuahua Curry" ... I think puppy pizza has less implication
Welcome back to the adventures of Woolie "Backflip" Madden. In today's episode, He makes Gene back down from a threesome with 2 hot ladies so he can beat up Sagat from Street Fighter.
A great spider-man game made by platinum with extra costumes of skullomania and kamen rider. While you are not fighting the rest of game is persona with social links and waifus (mary jane, gwen stacy, silk, black cat)
Yup. Woolie made it hard by moving the camera. If you don't even touch left or right then you just fly straight forward. Can do it in 3 quick hops if you wait for them to line up.
I'd call it a small island of MK Mythologies: Sub-Zero within God Hand, but that game has better-designed platforming controls and physics than this one does.
Strong dark skinned ladies with perfectly defined abs, light colored hair, and a very nice amount of height...damn this game knows my perfect kind of girl.
stryflyer Man, I just started playing this game on normal. You do *not* want them to divide their attention between commentary and a higher difficulty. This LP would be a room an episode if that were the cause.
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"You ever worry that certain embarrassing moments that happen long ago are gonna be like the defining moments of your entire life?" I'm sure Matt must feel that way about the fire axe.
and the Lachine High story
Pretty much every Best Friend has a moment of shame that defines them forever. Though I forget Liam's.
That's because Liam doesn't count
But
Pick any of the times that he said some dumb ass shit on the podcasts & then on the next one completely backed down from whatever it was he said.
Lucas Martinez casual PJ Friday on Saturday
Or that time he threw up on himself and then just went back to sleep.
As someone who averaged about 3.5 in my last playthrough, here’s my advice to any who care to hear it:
Always Godhand when maxed, TP comes back without items, health does not.
Use Roulette for emergencies, like health, Roulette needs items to relenish.
Never sprint towards enemies, you’ll usually just get punched in the face for your troubles.
Always juke, it’s quick cooldown means you can sidestep / backflip out of it.
If you can’t guard break consistently, just stop attacking instead. Enemies tend to wait a moment after guarding, so you have a bit of time to get your GB out. If you can’t, it’s still better than getting pushed back.
Lastly, use weapons and items from the environment, as they are often better than regular attacks.
Alexander Isaias Valera never had trouble sprinting towards enemies, i always got a counter and sent them flying (even on Level Die)
Better listen to him. This is advice from someone who in fact _is_ Alexander.
Evil Ryu holy shit you’re right
木戸 Kido : seconded. Only thing is that sometimes enemies dodge the sprint kick. Don't know about the sprint tackle or sprint sweep.
Of course Alexander the Fifth!
I was actually getting kindof impressed by Woolie in the beginning, using updodges to juke damage and cancel recoveries. He schooled that blade demon and did pretty well against the Amazon women pair.
Then he ran into Tiger Joe and went back to spamming backflips. So close, yet so far. Tiger Joe is the only enemy in the game who will call you a bitch for having to unleash the god hand to beat him. Let's hope Woolie keeps it together for round 2.
Honestly, one of the best looking things in this game imo, is when you boxer duck and weave around attacks.
I've only seen it a couple times in this LP, but the matrix dodge Gene performs when an enemy uses a flying kick is slick as all hell.
Imagine Pat with Gene’s running animation.
Imagine Gene with Pats running animation!
Including Gene's weird dance/run?
Thats how pat runs in real life....
Funniest comment and first reply I've seen in a while
Imagine Pat but he can run.
"Oh god there's two elites and a single normal dude. Better whip out the God Hand." -Woolie
Doing something 'Ad Nauseum' does in fact mean 'until the point of nausea'.
Has Pat mastered Crazy Talk to being able to make himself right? Oh no.
Gianni Matragrano Crazy Talk Requiem
Pat predicted Crazy Talk would kick in only for Crazy Talk to kick in at the part where he anticipated kicking in and now he's actually right.
Crazy Talk Requiem Over Heaven
10:12 that joke right there, good job pat you won that one.
"I bet ad nauseum doesn't mean discussing something to the point of feeling nauseous. But that's what I always thought it meant."
CRAZY TALK IS BECOMING SO STRONG IT IS MANIPULATING THE MIND OF ITS WIELDER.
Oh man, I'm so happy they finally took mach speed jab off.
Anyone else notice that, despite all the other visual glitches, all the girls in this game have consistent jiggle physics? Even the robot girls have jiggle physics!
The developers knew what was important.
Jiggle physics are important !!!!!
What "other visual glitches" are you talking about?
AGrayPhantom they even appear to have minor but consistent butt jiggle physics
It's great
@Karen, The Legend:
The camera constantly is clipping through walls, Gene clips through objects, the skybox for the boat section looked just abhorrent, and a lot of the textures look like placeholders that seem to miss details. A lot of the graphics look outdated for the time the game came out.
But as others have pointed out, the jiggle physics are always consistent.
Its the 4th of July!
The best way to spend it is by watching a ridiculously Japanese game played by two Canadians!
EASY MODE YEEEEAAH
Rohan Kishibe and 『Heaven's Door』 happy fuck you Canada day
That’s the American Dream, baby!
Just like the founding fathers did
That's what true frredoms about!
Any platforming section that doesn't involve Gene punching the platforms in to submission has no business being in God Hand.
Nothing like celebrating the 4th of July with some God Hando
ImmaLittlePip God Stando
You mean "Godo Hando"?
Imagine a stand that is God hand in JoJo that guy would Dragon kick everyone outta the milky way
It's got beach music so it is appropriate.
"Need to grow more tangerines to combat fish based racism".
I gonna take a shot and say that's a One Piece reference.
It is and Pat gets it completely wrong.
This comment and the initial reply is the most Pat thing ever.
Racism promoted by fish against nonfish is still under the umbrella of fishbased racism, I feel.
You can't let the fish win.
26:40 this conversation is basically the ProZD sketch about the eggs in the game with excellent shooting.
According to IGN, God Hand is better than Drake of the 99 Dragons, so that's a plus.
But guess which one gets ported to Steam....
_kids are cheering_
Sebastian Abele wow that's the most bitter sweet thing I saw this month
Sebastian Abele wait, what are you talking about?
10:22 Pat, your embarrassing moment was when you said Liu Kang and Kitana would make a hot baby. Or that time you fell between the beds in Japan.
What about that time he sat on a candy bar and though he had shit his pants or when he did the exact same thing with chocolate ice cream.
the dreaded game of connect 4
Remember that time in Phantom Menace where Obi-Wan and Qui-Quan Chi fought Darth Maul in the Netherrealm.
The Maniac King that was a moment of greatness
Goodvillain 101 what about pat's phobia of walking down the street only to get randomly stabbed with a syring?
part 11: pat and woolie still dont know that weapons have strong attacks
also, the fails at the platforming section were as funny as they were predictable
1:22 is the sound woolie made after rejecting a threesome and playing his first mahvel game that fatefull day.
slifer875 Is that a thing that happened?
Its his defining momment in the best friends lore.
Don't you mean not playing it because it wouldn't download?
At least it was for 3 instead of Infinite.
Tiger Festivals Can we measure Best Friends success in terms of what percentage of the audience doesn't know the deep and storied lore?
IGN's score for God Hand: 3
IGN's score for Vampire Rain: 2.9
A bunch of guys picked the same day to, after citing all the bad or bad-seeming games that scored higher than God Hand on IGN, bring up games that scored marginally lower. Are you in a secret gang?
No their part of the Hate on IGNorance club.
Anyone else glad they took Mach Speed jab off for a simple jab?
"Fight all these enemies in a one-on-one fighting game" You just explained the entire crux of this game's difficulty.
I'm digging the music in the mountain stage.
>Beats Tiger Joe fantastically
>Gets swung on by a normal enemy in the next room and dies
that's a God Hand for ya
Remember at the start of this shitshow when Woolie said "back flipping is for scrubs"?
Well, he was right. He's the biggest scrub of all.
pat, the tangerines weren't grown to combat fish-based racism.
the fish-based racism hampered the growth of the tangerines, so a 9-year old became the best navigator/thief in the world for a man who's nose can cut marble.
Find someone who loves you as much as Gene loves oranges.
I'm surprised Woolie hasn't crushed 10 controlllers yet.
10:15 *WHEN'S MAHVEL??* *AMIRIGHT?*
Woolie has sex with 2 hot bisexual girls instead of mahvel infinite
In the next part we get to see Woolie make a red midget cry, also he fights the Mad Midget 5 again.
You guys keep selling your moves which is why demons never give you anything you’d want. You need to think about consequences sometimes.
"You ever worry that certain embarrassing moments that happen long ago are gonna be like the defining moments of your entire life?" ......says the very man who tried and badly failed to convince everyone removing and holding the entire toilet paper roll when you shit is a good idea. Woolie mocking Pat and saying the next level is "Planking over the toilet bowl" will always live rent free in my brain XD
I'm actually starting to notice how infuriating it is that Woolie is acting all cocky and cool while playing the game on easy. Like he's pretending he's really good at the game because he's playing the mode where a roulette move can cleave off 50% of a bosses life and you get tension points given to you for just existing.
Knight-Errant He's a coward but this braindead fanbase will defend him no matter what.
Reminder that Woolie admitted quitting God Hand and watching his friend play it instead.
my favourite embarrassing defining moment of pats life is when he fucked up and forgot the lighter and had to talk about it in a dumb meta way for 10 minutes
Pat I’m incredibly convinced you don’t even remember any of One Piece arcs
They grew tangerines before Arlong came bc they were poor as hell
Pat is as dumb as Arlong is cool, so very, very dumb.
I can guarantee you Pat has never watched or read One Piece. All of his knowledge comes from reading a wiki, just like JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.
7:08 Why aren't _you_ rooting for Elvis in you heart, Pat?
Ahhh..now i dont have to be alone for the next 30 minutes thanks
The more I see of this game, the more I think the good out weigh the bad and that is without the feeling of sitting with the controller.
10:30 "Woolie the Coward, are you worried that past mistakes will be the defining moments for the rest of your life? Like that time you ran away from the android guard at the warehouse?"
1:29 that flawless elbow vortex transition from one enemy to the next is some shit straight out of an action movie. Bravo Woolz
Edit: Respect for Woolie go DOWN. I thought you woulda loved the ridiculousness that is Keijo!!!!!!!!
I understand disliking it, but going so far as to say trash? Damn son...
"She's gonna take it all" -Darlington Madden, 2018
I got so happy that they revived the EIGHT year old Marvel gag
"This is one of my least favorite parts of this game." -Man who has admitted to quitting long before this point.
"You ever wonder if a embarrassing moment becomes a defining moment of your life? I worry about that"
So says "Mr. I DONT KNOW HOW TOILET PAPER WORKS"
*Just* Sagat? Pat, I'm going to need you to step outside.
All characters that use *[martial art]* are "just" the first fighting game character Pat saw that uses *[martial art].* Such is the way of the plebeian.
no you're right the muay thai kickboxer man with an eye patch and tiger print in the Capcom game is in no way a reference to Sagat at all.
Look at the character design and then look at Sagat. Now step outside, preferably through a 9th story window
searchoverload8 And Joe Higashi
brainflash1 ooh and also the guy with the terminator outfit and big muscles is obviously just a cyberpunk bodybuilder not Arnold
Thank u for helping me beat thunderblight ganon guys! Couldnt have done it without u guys.
Why is Gene shouting "BAAAAANNNNGGGG" on roulette moves so hype?
Pat channeling his inner Pusha T at 5:22.
God Hand: It's the only thing that matters.
Woolie loosing last shred of credibility I didn't even know he had by saying Keijo is trash
more proof that woolie is the whitest guy in the zaibatsu, he can't handle the glorious booty.
Why are you mad that he speaks the truth?
You'd think Woolie of all of them would be down with the hype that is Keijo
He's clearly never watched or read it.
Fucking masterpiece!
@Quikanims
Are you saying that their booties are too big?
Boo this man!!
4:55 Careful Gene! These enemies know the dreaded technique of "Death by Snu-Snu"
For anyone not aware, and looking for a fun martial arts game to play: *Absolver is now “free” on PSN thru PS Plus.* The developers also said there’s an update coming that adds new areas, enemies, clothing, & a *NEW Combat Style* based off Bruce Lee’s Jeet Kune Do style
6:50 Excellent job, Woolie. You've freed the Elvis Like Brigade from bad opinion jail.
Edit: 10:20 I dunno, Gout. Do you think Marvel Threesome and Axe-Throw have ever had problems with career-defining bumbles?!
Who's ready for Detroit: Become Sequel?
Pumped. Im glad they didn't just leave it as is.
They're going to record another Detroit LP.
I know Paige talked about streaming it, but are they so desperate for LP material as to replay it on the main channel?
I wouldn't mind if they replayed it..N-Not that I *want* to Become Human or anything, baka!
9:38 Woolie comes to grips with the fact that he's been playing this game wrong for 11 videos now.
External collisions -- what are those?! But the jiggle physics on those dual axe-wielding barbarian girls is on point. God Hand's got its priorities straight.
The external collision is intentional. Since the camera is static and is always focused on Gene, it would literally be impossible to see in 90% of the environments. So to counteract it they just said fuck it. Clip the camera into the wall.
Why don't you get the head slicer, the best ranged roulette move in the game? The one the ending credit music references exclusively... you know, that one cost roulette move that has a massive horizontal air slash that hits absolutely every mofo I'm the room... yeah...
Welcome to "Why Woolie does not Guard Break (Part 11)"
Not even two minutes into the video and Woolie already nuts
keijo isn't trash tho
(i wouldn't really know since i haven't seen it yet, but it looks so dumb it's awesome so, you know)
That Marvel joke was super good, though.
And Tiger Joe is such a cool concept. Just a guy, but strong. No fanfare no nothing, but he IS a tough enemy. I respect that
Adee As someone who watched because a buddy asked me to see it with him I can confirm its dumb that it's enjoyable.
Like just turn off higher thought processes and enjoy its silliness fun.
Keijo is the hypest shit and I will fight you to prove you wrong. Also the only way someone could use fists in keijo is if it was only airwave techniques which is still dope as fuck.
[Crazy Talk] cannot be stopped, even when Pat is right it makes him THINK he is wrong.
Ad Nauseam means exactly what pat said it did
Anyone ever notice Jean's "Jump Down" animation is identical to Krauser's from RE4 10:35 for reference. Everything from the flip to how the camera pans its nearly identical
Play Devil May Cry 3 or 4. Do sick combo
Things Woolie doesn't know Volume Jump Force
The jump segment is easy. That is all Woolie being terrible.
Finally, the best enemies in the game.
in the power-up menu you see the option for puppy pizza"mild for the kids"
in the Japanese version it is "Chihuahua Curry" ...
I think puppy pizza has less implication
Y'all should play Okami
AfroMetalMizu This is pretty close.
Ghost5410 NO. GIVE ME THE BEAUTY THAT IS OKAMI
Hell yeah, the hypest eastern art on youtube!
Dude, okami would be another 90 part LP. I don't know if there's enough in the tank.
Woolies' most difficult foe: fences
That juke into the sweep is nasty
Welcome back to the adventures of Woolie "Backflip" Madden. In today's episode, He makes Gene back down from a threesome with 2 hot ladies so he can beat up Sagat from Street Fighter.
Drunken style against the final boss
IGN
God Hand 3.0
The Fighter Within 2.7
Did I do it right guys?
I'm trying to think what franchise would work well with this combat system. There has to be one that just works
Devon Palmer Remember Fighting Force? That would be cool.
The bouncer for ps2 maybe??
Devon Palmer Yakuza could. Tekken could also bring back tekken force and use this system.
A great spider-man game made by platinum with extra costumes of skullomania and kamen rider.
While you are not fighting the rest of game is persona with social links and waifus (mary jane, gwen stacy, silk, black cat)
slifer875 social link you think I'm not going pick kitty pryde every time.
Oh please, the platforming in that part isn't hard, jesus...
Yup. Woolie made it hard by moving the camera. If you don't even touch left or right then you just fly straight forward. Can do it in 3 quick hops if you wait for them to line up.
The number of times IGN screwed Godhand: 3.0
The number of times IGN screwed in a lightbulb: 2.0
Crunch them damn numbers boi, fuck it up
He was doing so well on juking earlier in the vid
Part 11 of Ball Buster Watch continues. With special guest Tiger Joe Higashi! Don't look at me like that, it's totally Joe Higashi!
This game has bad platforming, 3/10
I'd call it a small island of MK Mythologies: Sub-Zero within God Hand, but that game has better-designed platforming controls and physics than this one does.
Hey wait have they checked the radio outside the shop yet? I'd don't think they have
I'm sorry Woolie, Keijo is WHAT?
Guys, Woolie just beat four enemies without using roulette or tension. Or maybe he's just letting someone else play now...
He quit playing to watch Pat do it, just like he quit his first playthrough to watch a friend beat the game for him.
godhand is the friend to all children
Woolie, Woolie, Woolie... Keijo is no more trash than God Hand.
Probably in the same way, too.
Maybe Woolie will.. oh.... nm
Pat is correct about ad nasium, its where you get the phrase "I'm sick of talking about it"
Strong dark skinned ladies with perfectly defined abs, light colored hair, and a very nice amount of height...damn this game knows my perfect kind of girl.
I shit you not, I always called Tiger Joe, "Tiger Sagat"
Aha, Pat is right. That would suck if the most defining thing about Paige was that RE7 puzzle
It raises the difficulty to juke
~Pat
Imagine if you were playing on a mode with actual difficulty.
stryflyer Man, I just started playing this game on normal. You do *not* want them to divide their attention between commentary and a higher difficulty. This LP would be a room an episode if that were the cause.
Pat, Ad Nauseam is latin for "to continue to the [point] of nausea". You were correct.
Did those big buff ladies with the weapons step out of Golden Axe?
10:21 - You mean like DSP and "the incident"?
Ad nauseam translates from Latin as "to (the point of) nausea." Doing something ad nauseam literally means doing it until it makes you sick.
Poor Tiger Joe. I was rooting for you from the side lines
Fear the 「CRAZY TALK」at 27:29
Pat, good Mavel joke.
"It's just Sagat" You mean it's every Muay Thai fighter ever.
Is it part of the fighting style to only have one eye? Sounds like Majima should pick up the style.
Majima's already got kicks covered with his breakdance style, he doesn't need to be that OP.
Given this game's sense of humor, there's a good chance Tiger Joe still has both eyes, and is just wearing that patch to look cool.
Hell I'd wear an eyepatch to look cool, but it'd look really dumb with my glasses.
You'd end up looking like a ProZD gag.
non sarcastic but i actually like watching woolie build his combos and buy new techniques.