Zoltan Kaszas "Modern Male" (Full Special)

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  • @zoltancomedy
    @zoltancomedy  4 года назад +1256

    Getting closer to a million views, thank you all for watching

    • @sseng128
      @sseng128 4 года назад +16

      Nice work! Just found out about you, and I'm definitely going to be watching more!

    • @ajayaj2730
      @ajayaj2730 4 года назад +14

      Keep it up man ur doing great

    • @harmonyshrewsbury3395
      @harmonyshrewsbury3395 4 года назад +7

      Dog and cat guy ❤️

    • @WanderingVeteran
      @WanderingVeteran 4 года назад +3

      You know what the best part is? You got enough laughs to stay around for dinner.
      On the other hand it looks like there was no dinner...

    • @AZTigerMMA
      @AZTigerMMA 4 года назад +2

      You rock bro!!! You are a bad ass!

  • @spector3881
    @spector3881 4 года назад +2559

    You posted a whole one hour special?!?!? During quarantine? God bless you

    • @nicolextaylor12
      @nicolextaylor12 4 года назад +57

      He is asking if you’re able to make a donation to MEALS ON WHEELS America 😻🙌❤️

    • @sicilyny5375
      @sicilyny5375 4 года назад +37

      We really need this..laughed my ass off..ty Zolten.

    • @hansele666
      @hansele666 4 года назад +15

      you can´t just hand out blessings as you like :D

    • @Sentryman002
      @Sentryman002 4 года назад +8

      spector3881 Your work matters, friend.

    • @Protectobot
      @Protectobot 4 года назад +15

      Yeah! Jesus gives the blessings around here! He uploaded his whole special and said he wears a robe to the door when he gets package deliveries 📦 😝

  • @shesagamer6468
    @shesagamer6468 3 года назад +361

    i find zoltan's "ok, i guess this is happening" attitude absolutely hillarious

  • @joanneb3935
    @joanneb3935 2 года назад +398

    How does he DO this for a solid hour without skipping a beat and keeping us thoroughly entertained?? He is in a special class, that's for sure!!!

    • @jarrypason9884
      @jarrypason9884 2 года назад +3

      Hello Joanne how are you doing today

    • @joykelley9971
      @joykelley9971 2 года назад +4

      Too funny!!!

    • @kristinesmart3134
      @kristinesmart3134 2 года назад +2

      @@jarrypason9884 Kristine Smart. I m deeply in personal mournal for your beautiful boy. Yes; I too am against assault artillery for civilian usage.
      Please know I would do what I could to help you and other parents that lived through this tragedy.

    • @jarrypason9884
      @jarrypason9884 Год назад

      @@kristinesmart3134 Okay so how are you going to help me

    • @vladimiroprenko9659
      @vladimiroprenko9659 Год назад

      He just has a blue-fang phone in his ear. It is easy.))

  • @zichithefox4781
    @zichithefox4781 4 года назад +324

    You know when you find a comedian that has your type of humor and thoughts. And you think you could sit down and have a drink with the guy? That's this guy.

  • @onecircuit
    @onecircuit 2 года назад +129

    Man this guy crushed it for an hour straight. That's crazy impressive.

    • @ghomerhust
      @ghomerhust 7 месяцев назад +1

      he has several out there, clear back to Dry Bar days, where we learned about his overweight cat. excellent stuff

  • @Hamzeh669
    @Hamzeh669 4 года назад +2455

    GET THIS MAN A NETFLIX SPECIAL

    • @ligeiaztomb2755
      @ligeiaztomb2755 4 года назад +28

      SERIOUSLY

    • @mistresstlc8201
      @mistresstlc8201 4 года назад +22

      Or better, yet, get him a show on REAL TV? There ARE some of us fellow millennials still choosing to live in the REAL world... where not everything is instant, shipped, or catered specifically to each individual person by a machines... Or who just can't afford simpler luxuries like stuff like that... (Seriously, cable costs enough, don't regular channels/stations pay at least comparable to that, anymore?) I want to be able to watch good quality humor, too... X(

    • @alyxskyler
      @alyxskyler 4 года назад +12

      Mistress TLC 🙃

    • @JagoombaTV
      @JagoombaTV 4 года назад +45

      @@mistresstlc8201 There are some of us choosing to live in the present and marching towards the future, cable is damn near obsolete at this point

    • @christinag.7801
      @christinag.7801 4 года назад +36

      @@mistresstlc8201 He would get wayyyyy more exposure on YT or having a special on something like Netflix. I don't know anyone except my parents who still pay for cable. Too expensive and too many commercials.

  • @vuxnut
    @vuxnut 4 года назад +429

    I have been laughing so hard and i just realized he's clean. He's the new Brian Regan. Clean and straight up hilarious. His set ups are fantastic, his stories interesting and relatable then the punch line comes and while you're cracking up he keeps adding to it, like a great comedian would. This guy is my absolute new favorite.

    • @zoltancomedy
      @zoltancomedy  4 года назад +89

      Wow thank you

    • @autumnbear7608
      @autumnbear7608 3 года назад +11

      This is so true he is so similar to Brian Regan. He’s so funny

    • @starkravinglad8099
      @starkravinglad8099 3 года назад +7

      @@autumnbear7608 I'm getting louie ck. It's the gestures and the cadence for me. Absolutely love it

    • @rachelcollins0317
      @rachelcollins0317 3 года назад +24

      WOW... Until you said that I never noticed! I save all my stand up for after the kiddos go to bed as I'm lighting one up... But this guy I can actually share with my kids...so much better to share laughter together 😊

    • @wyrmtung8700
      @wyrmtung8700 3 года назад

      The freeway bit is extremely close to a daniel tosh bit. Daniel Tosh used windshield wipper fluid and his homeless man was after the freeway not before but same same. Try to be original please. We dont need more Carlos Mencia in comedy.

  • @TrueChimera_
    @TrueChimera_ 2 года назад +236

    Zoltan... you really are the best observational comedian this era... I'll be happy when more people realize it... you're a gem dude.

  • @theabentzon9907
    @theabentzon9907 4 года назад +457

    You need a Netflix special NOW! You are so freaking hilarious! Thank you so much for making me laugh out loud for an whole hour. Bless you! Bright future ahead for sure ❤️

    • @dannyr333
      @dannyr333 4 года назад +5

      Agreed 100

    • @treborironwolfe978
      @treborironwolfe978 4 года назад +7

      He is one of the most intelligent and witty comics I have seen in years.. I can see him developing into George Carlin level of popularity (and cynicism) even before he starts cashing out his traditional IRA ;)

    • @lauralee5722
      @lauralee5722 4 года назад +2

      @Joy Vinson Oh not true, there's a lot of unfunny conservative "humor" stand ups as well.

    • @lauralee5722
      @lauralee5722 4 года назад +1

      @Joy Vinson The fact you wasted youtube comment space to merely voice an unwarranted "opinion" of me, tells me all I need to know.

    • @michellefitts6826
      @michellefitts6826 4 года назад

      I thought it was Pamela. I guess I need to cut down on drinking.

  • @timl.b.2095
    @timl.b.2095 4 года назад +1223

    "I have anxiety."
    "What are you doing about that?"
    "Nothing, I'm telling you, so you work around it."
    This is totally someone in my life.

    • @artisanshrew
      @artisanshrew 4 года назад +5

      Tim L.B. - I LOVE THIS GUY!

    • @matatigre36
      @matatigre36 4 года назад +15

      This joke triggered my biggest LOL in his whole set, and he nailed it!! So funny and so true!!!

    • @razroorion6652
      @razroorion6652 4 года назад +18

      this is the defenition of the modern world...

    • @tiffanyblack8755
      @tiffanyblack8755 4 года назад +14

      It's me. I'm someone.

    • @vampjoseph
      @vampjoseph 4 года назад +3

      I'm in this comment and I don't like it

  • @ryanray2179
    @ryanray2179 2 года назад +304

    I'm so invested in that nice older couple to the side of the stage. I am way too interested in their reactions to these jokes to even decide if I think they're funny. They seem so nice.

    • @ForeignFella
      @ForeignFella 2 года назад +50

      You and me both brother. I got disappointed whenever they got distracted lol

    • @chossenone730
      @chossenone730 Год назад +8

      @@ForeignFella 🤣 me too

    • @jimmyboy131
      @jimmyboy131 Год назад +7

      Ha ha, me too

    • @heathermonahan7831
      @heathermonahan7831 Год назад +5

      Sameeee lol

    • @darionclub2158
      @darionclub2158 Год назад +3

      Same here, only i didn't think the guy was so nice...meaning...his reactions didn't align with mine ;)

  • @LiyemEanapay
    @LiyemEanapay 4 года назад +197

    “We could burn this thing down with a fart and a scented candle; we’re getting the Hell out of here!” 😂 love your work, Zoltan!

    • @racheljohnsondissell
      @racheljohnsondissell 4 года назад +8

      That joke caught me completely off guard! I cried laughing hysterically for at least 10 minutes. Thanks for unlocking the vault where I hid my joy!

    • @awkwardlyrachel5524
      @awkwardlyrachel5524 4 года назад +1

      @@racheljohnsondissell Hey Rachel, same here. 😘

    • @vampjoseph
      @vampjoseph 4 года назад +1

      I grew up in a single wide trailer and I almost died! this is so true!

    • @pnk878251
      @pnk878251 4 года назад

      I could see my sons little face. .waiting for my cue. Thank you.

    • @karliesukowaty
      @karliesukowaty 4 года назад

      When he said that...🤣🤣🤣

  • @steezjenkins
    @steezjenkins 4 года назад +328

    I saw this guy in a small bar probably ten years ago. He was funny as hell then. I happy that he's still that funny. Thanks Zoltan!

    • @zoltancomedy
      @zoltancomedy  4 года назад +65

      Thanks for the kind words!

    • @steezjenkins
      @steezjenkins 4 года назад +36

      @@zoltancomedy I still have the black t-shirt with the blue image of your head on it. Happy holiday!

    • @aisham4242
      @aisham4242 2 года назад +2

      @@steezjenkins I want to see that!

    • @jesussalcido7590
      @jesussalcido7590 2 года назад

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  • @wasntme9578
    @wasntme9578 3 года назад +194

    I absolutely love this guy. He is so relatable. Self depreciating confidence. If you can pull that off smoothly you are a comedic genius as far as I'm concerned. I want more.

    • @FranklinChou
      @FranklinChou 2 года назад +1

      You need to learn to spell as far as I'm concerned. "Self-deprecating" not "self-depreciating." Self-depreciating is like Bitcoin. You 13th century peasant.

    • @kristinesmart3134
      @kristinesmart3134 2 года назад +3

      I know!!! SAME. He popped out of nowhere 5 years ago. I know he got divorced for real. If he likes a woman 12 years his senior with a decent home, he can come live with me. My husband may disagree, but I could live with that situation.

  • @beingheardmedia6339
    @beingheardmedia6339 4 года назад +201

    A full-length Zoltan special -Yayyyyyy!!!!!!
    Rule one when watching Zoltan: DRINK NOTHING - for it shall wind up on your screen sooner or later * finishes mopping up *

    • @valerieewing4023
      @valerieewing4023 4 года назад +2

      This is absolutely true

    • @shuayb311
      @shuayb311 4 года назад +5

      Look at his dry bar comedy special too.

    • @gabbysmith1504
      @gabbysmith1504 4 года назад +1

      Popcorn on ur blanket...

    • @dannyr333
      @dannyr333 4 года назад +2

      Omg so right the Z man is relatable and telling funny stories of himself clean I truly find him hilarious

    • @beingheardmedia6339
      @beingheardmedia6339 4 года назад +7

      @@shuayb311 Oh I've seen that already - CLASSIC!!!!!! And that's how I became invested in worrying about who got Jessica the cat. HE did - yayyyyyyyy!!!!!!!

  • @andypark6464
    @andypark6464 4 года назад +218

    Zoltan did a gig at a small sushi joint in Morro Bay, CA like 10 years ago. That was the best show ever!! and then this is the second best!

    • @zoltancomedy
      @zoltancomedy  4 года назад +76

      Andy Park Osaka Joe’s!

    • @thecosmicdisorder5906
      @thecosmicdisorder5906 4 года назад +3

      This is in my hometown at a place called Grand comedy club. Kinda cool, nobody knows where my hometown is lol

    • @kaischoneweiss
      @kaischoneweiss 4 года назад

      at Kuma?

    • @sherry-annbannis8112
      @sherry-annbannis8112 4 года назад +7

      @@zoltancomedy Hi Zoltan, You look like JESUS!!!!!. You're hilarious.
      I enjoy your comedy. Wonderful gift. God bless.

    • @raybin6873
      @raybin6873 4 года назад +1

      He looks like 100% genuine hippie - killer comedy - stuff I can relate to....🙉

  • @jamiestewart7327
    @jamiestewart7327 Год назад +212

    Anyone else on a Zoltan binge and have sore cheeks and ribs from laughing? 🤣🤣🤣

    • @teslawhite
      @teslawhite Год назад +12

      I have to limit it to one a day so I don't accidentally have a premature baby from laughing too hard.

    • @faithli2131
      @faithli2131 Год назад +11

      @@teslawhite I literally watched dry bar as a pain killer when I was in labor. It helped a lot. I was laughing so hard the contractions were nothing til some dude (who wasn’t having a baby) apparently complained to the nurses that I was laughing too loud. They asked me to stop. I granted his wish and stopped laughing. I never asked if he liked the screaming better. 🤷‍♀️

    • @Ingredient14-hd8gn
      @Ingredient14-hd8gn Год назад +3

      hell yeah !

    • @kathyborthwick6738LakotaEmoji
      @kathyborthwick6738LakotaEmoji Год назад +3

      Yes and he is genuinely hilarious just talking about everyday stuff we all experience-genius ❤😂love it!

    • @kathyborthwick6738LakotaEmoji
      @kathyborthwick6738LakotaEmoji Год назад +2

      @@faithli2131 😂awe - Brilliant idea actually! 💚

  • @norazeid3733
    @norazeid3733 4 года назад +189

    Dude sharing something like this during Quarantine, you're going to heaven. Made my day for real.

  • @demetrikrotchlikmiov1564
    @demetrikrotchlikmiov1564 3 года назад +81

    It’s crazy because I watch like 2 vids of Zoltan and he immediately became one of my top 3 favorite comedians lmao

  • @david86bz26
    @david86bz26 2 года назад +90

    That's such a solid hour. I keep coming back to it once in a while and I laugh my ass off everytime. Good job buddy.

  • @3p1cand3rs0n
    @3p1cand3rs0n 4 года назад +89

    This makes Quarantine Sunday #2 feel fun and on-purpose.

  • @janepemberley7408
    @janepemberley7408 4 года назад +59

    My favorite is when the comedians enjoy their own comedy as well. This was comedy gold.

  • @bethwells1537
    @bethwells1537 2 года назад +51

    "Have you ever been up so early you can't react." The best! I had tears laughing.

    • @thomsonsmith95
      @thomsonsmith95 Год назад

      Hello Beth
      How are you doing today?

    • @annram316
      @annram316 4 месяца назад

      Yes!!! Sames!!! Been there and at the airport too 😂

  • @maxbaker8844
    @maxbaker8844 4 года назад +116

    Zoltan, I live in Ukraine, and it's too rough out here to donate, but THANK YOU for posting this special. I had an absolute blast. You are funny as hell, and I hope to see more of you. Cheers, brother.

    • @zoltancomedy
      @zoltancomedy  4 года назад +47

      Max Baker no worries man, stay safe out there I’m glad you liked the jokes!

    • @kdub9787
      @kdub9787 2 года назад +4

      Slava Ukraini friend

  • @valerieewing4023
    @valerieewing4023 4 года назад +473

    "My marriage wasn't a failure, it was efficient!"
    I am SCREAMING with laughter because *also divorced*

    • @mztweety1374
      @mztweety1374 4 года назад +2

      I get it.

    • @redfly5937
      @redfly5937 4 года назад +1

      SAME!!

    • @nurakmalbtkamarozaman183
      @nurakmalbtkamarozaman183 4 года назад +2

      hell yeah,, up n over with that less than a year,,

    • @nix2747
      @nix2747 4 года назад +39

      For some reason I'm having a very emotional reaction to his divorce because he had previously mentioned that he enjoyed being married. And then also...Jessica.

    • @skyview5339
      @skyview5339 4 года назад +18

      Wish Netflix would smarten up and give this guy his own special! He is funnier than a lot of famous comedians!

  • @markiahendrix60
    @markiahendrix60 3 года назад +52

    The couples in the audience kept drawing my attention for some reason... It was neat to see how they were reacting to your Fabulous comedy... Watching them Laughing, paying for their drinks, waitresses getting up close and personal to ask if they needed anything else, Ect. Ect. So fun to remember life in the
    Pre - Pandemic Era... Thank you for sharing this with us Zoltan... 👍🏻 Watched the Entire thing and loved it !

  • @christybrady74
    @christybrady74 4 года назад +135

    Well this made quarantine suck alot less today, so glad he appeared on my RUclips feed!!!

    • @dw999
      @dw999 4 года назад +1

      Sheltering-in-place isn't the same as being quarantined.

  • @michi5078
    @michi5078 4 года назад +316

    I listened to this while hiking with the doggo...sidenote: people freak and pull their kids close when you’re alone in the woods hysterically laughing....🤪

    • @dogmom2016
      @dogmom2016 4 года назад +8

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @katherineh5588
      @katherineh5588 3 года назад +11

      Jogging safety tip ;)

    • @songbird2g2
      @songbird2g2 3 года назад +3

      😂😂😂😂

    • @lindaharrison3240
      @lindaharrison3240 3 года назад +6

      Michi you are living the dream. Don’t let them tell you otherwise.

    • @michi5078
      @michi5078 3 года назад +3

      @@lindaharrison3240 thank you Linda!! 😄 I’ll keep it up!!

  • @jirorounin8091
    @jirorounin8091 2 года назад +20

    Zoltan getting big! I hope you get a netflix special. You deserve it men. Your comedy is very relatable and unique!

  • @donnabraden3126
    @donnabraden3126 4 года назад +95

    Zoltan, it’s weird to watch a comedian and realize something sad in your life. But you had me laughing really hard and I realized I haven’t laughed like that but three times in the past 20 years. So thank you and thanks a lot! No just kidding -I’m grateful for the laugh.

  • @neghiethervil5606
    @neghiethervil5606 4 года назад +814

    I spent half the time watching the bald guy's reaction in the corner.

    • @yime6631
      @yime6631 4 года назад +28

      OMG! Me too! He seemed pretty happy with the entertainment though! I wud have enjoyed the hell out of this if I'd gotten to attend this live. Thus guy is really good!

    • @neghiepean1530
      @neghiepean1530 4 года назад +25

      @@yime6631 I love Zoltan because...his name is Zoltan and he likes pussy...cat's I mean.

    • @geraldfrost4710
      @geraldfrost4710 4 года назад +58

      There's a lady on the right, and she'd just taken a sip of wine when Zoltan said, "I could have stayed home and done this!"
      She spit the wine back into the glass.

    • @natmalik739
      @natmalik739 4 года назад +30

      lady in the white is also class

    • @rararazzamatazz
      @rararazzamatazz 4 года назад +24

      him and his wife both. So the whole time for me, basically lol

  • @cassiewood5653
    @cassiewood5653 2 года назад +33

    Can we get this man a tour please?! Several specials?! I need more Zoltan in my life 😫

    • @zoltancomedy
      @zoltancomedy  2 года назад +11

      Oh I’m touring! Check my shows, more to be added soon www.zoltancomedy.com/collections/zoltan-kaszas-shows

    • @cassiewood5653
      @cassiewood5653 2 года назад +1

      @@zoltancomedy oh man that's so awesome! I will keep checking in, I hope you swing through the Midwest sometime! I will so be there!

    • @cassiewood5653
      @cassiewood5653 2 года назад

      @@zoltancomedy and I am an asshole. You totally did have a Midwest tour but I had my head too far up my ass to know! Keep on being hilarious, I'll catch a clue one of these days I'm sure 💁

    • @TheChocolateChakra
      @TheChocolateChakra 2 года назад +1

      @@cassiewood5653 well, if you are an asshole, having your head within yourself is a good step in inner awareness 🙏

  • @alaayousef1000
    @alaayousef1000 4 года назад +168

    This guy needs a Netflix special he's so likable

  • @elsalynn9823
    @elsalynn9823 4 года назад +54

    Oh Zoltan, you are still one of my favourite comedians. Thank you for all your work!

  • @lolitaakashakti5275
    @lolitaakashakti5275 Год назад +19

    He has a way with words that's flawless and will assess any situation in a way that is most uncomplicated whilst absolutely hilarious. I just love his work. Thank you Zoltan for existing 🙏

  • @evasara7477
    @evasara7477 4 года назад +436

    where did Jessica the cat end up?

    • @maxg3231
      @maxg3231 4 года назад +67

      Check his ig. Jess is still kicking. Beautiful cat!

    • @buffidablemont
      @buffidablemont 4 года назад +54

      Funny. The first thing I thought.😹

    • @tabithaparker6940
      @tabithaparker6940 4 года назад +39

      That is the only thing I wanted to know!! How is Jessica!

    • @m53goldsmith
      @m53goldsmith 4 года назад +17

      I was just about to ask the same thing!! (Didn't even think about, say, what happened to his wife? And, um, she didn't hang around for the years when he made enough to pay tax, either ;-)

    • @m53goldsmith
      @m53goldsmith 4 года назад +15

      @@maxg3231 Oh yea, thanks for that! I can see her chillin' on the quilt his mom knit LOL!

  • @jkaisimm
    @jkaisimm 4 года назад +117

    The lady in the white jacket’s reactions are priceless 😂

  • @wolfe6926
    @wolfe6926 8 месяцев назад +3

    One of the funniest people out there. Love his material. 😂

  • @andreaedginwynn9171
    @andreaedginwynn9171 4 года назад +78

    Hysterically funny!! A whole hour with my favorite comedian was perfect and much needed!! I'm a nurse who specializes in geriatrics, hospice, home health...so am a long time fan/supporter/appreciator of Meals on Wheels! WIN-WIN. THANK YOU FOR THIS!! Stay well and happy!!

  • @shahanarehan22
    @shahanarehan22 4 года назад +209

    Most original material and best delivery of any comedian I’ve seen. I’m so glad I discovered you! Keep up the great work!!!

    • @zoltancomedy
      @zoltancomedy  4 года назад +28

      Wow thank you!

    • @wyrmtung8700
      @wyrmtung8700 3 года назад

      Literally bitting Daniel Tosh freeway bit but ya original sure. ruclips.net/video/SGVCxYjftWk/видео.html.
      Just another Carlos Mencia stealing other peoples premises.

    • @christopherabrahamson8876
      @christopherabrahamson8876 2 года назад +2

      @@wyrmtung8700 And the couch bit from Mike Birbiglia
      and the cowboy bit Tom Segura there is something in there I heard from John Muleyney too(Im only 5 min in to the set) lol still liked it tho

    • @anneselby2293
      @anneselby2293 2 года назад

      He is pretty awesome!

    • @TTWGD3
      @TTWGD3 2 года назад +10

      @@christopherabrahamson8876 it’s literally impossible to not find another comedian who does similar bits about, almost anything. There’s like 500k comedians now, it’s a saturated market so what makes people different is their timing and stage presence and Zoltan has both. Don’t be a hater.

  • @lucyneerings4030
    @lucyneerings4030 10 месяцев назад +3

    I literally watched this full Hour and then watched it again😂 this is INCREDIBLE ❤

  • @VexingGrinPresents
    @VexingGrinPresents 4 года назад +262

    Shout out to dude in the crowd whose laugh trails off into a medieval battle cry 😂 22:37 25:32

  • @carolyntalbot947
    @carolyntalbot947 4 года назад +34

    It's rare to find an act you can watch twice, and realize you missed a few bits and layers the first time around. Great stuff, this guy is one to watch! 👏👏👏

  • @gloriagalarza4251
    @gloriagalarza4251 3 года назад +27

    Nobody tells jokes like Zoltan, love his cat jokes as well!

  • @TheFaeQueen
    @TheFaeQueen 4 года назад +55

    I'm going through a divorce following a very short marriage, and "My marriage wasn't a failure, it was efficient!" is going to be my go-to for explaining it. We didn't fail, I just worked out very quickly that noooope this was not right.

  • @cesceles0802
    @cesceles0802 4 года назад +28

    My husband and I saw you when you came to Seattle last year - right after the Uber incident happened! We’ve never laughed harder at any other stand up comedian’s show. Thank you for sharing this so we can have some good laughs! We really hope to see you again someday when Miss Rona leaves

    • @zoltancomedy
      @zoltancomedy  4 года назад +9

      I remember that like it was yesterday, can’t wait to be back

  • @DawnMontefusco
    @DawnMontefusco 2 года назад +10

    You literally just saved my life. My depression hit an all time low with my Godmother dying on Xmas. I come from a very broken home and she was the light of my life. After days of despair with all the ‘Vid fear and winter darkness, I’ve watched this twice and laughed so hard. I, too, did the bed-bug-hives-fiasco and I could barely catch my breath of that one. I hope I get to meet you someday. Bravo.

    • @RandomMachinist61
      @RandomMachinist61 2 года назад +3

      I hope you find your peace soon. Losing loved ones is never easy thought it does get easier over time. Stay engaged, you will be missed if you make any rash decisions. Random love and concern from an internet stranger. You got this.

  • @johnbarronbinkle5086
    @johnbarronbinkle5086 4 года назад +35

    Zoltan you're hysterical man. Thanks for the hour of laughs. Wish there was more!

    • @zoltancomedy
      @zoltancomedy  4 года назад +5

      Thanks John!

    • @erictemple8599
      @erictemple8599 4 года назад

      I've listened to this like 20 times. I love standup and this is a flawless set.

  • @usernamechecksout
    @usernamechecksout 4 года назад +389

    This is the first time the government asked me for money.
    And just like that, I'm now a Republican!
    I laughed so hard... :-)))

    • @efrainsaucedo3134
      @efrainsaucedo3134 4 года назад +8

      uzernamechecksout "Nuh uh he's seeing the light"

    • @Trip4man
      @Trip4man 4 года назад +3

      I'm not American but since when government stopped asking for money?? that's why there are TAXES

    • @carson551
      @carson551 4 года назад +10

      Trip4man The joke is Democrat’s go after and exploit the poor by saying we will give you everything for free! Republicans say uh someone’s got to pay for all that. Don’t raise my taxes to pay for someone’s college i don’t know when I paid for mine! That’s why people jokingly say democrats are all poor and republicans are all rich.

    • @geraldfrost4710
      @geraldfrost4710 4 года назад +5

      Why did Jessy James rob banks? Because that's where the money is.
      The way it works is rich people are good at getting money out of poor people, and the government needs crowds to vote for them.
      If it were one dollar in taxes paid gives you one vote things would be different. As it is we're "how dare rich people and corporations give money to political campaigns!"

    • @carson551
      @carson551 4 года назад +7

      Cam Howard Someone can’t take a joke. I explained a joke and you got mad and defensive. Chill out!

  • @karlo167
    @karlo167 Год назад +12

    Zoltan is 10x funnier than most comedians that have a Netflix special. And he doesn't even look like he's trying. Funny just naturally comes out of him.

  • @remcomettrop6366
    @remcomettrop6366 3 года назад +28

    This guy is top notch. Laughed my ass off!

  • @itakecreditforthat
    @itakecreditforthat 3 года назад +17

    I needed this. I haven’t been sleeping well lately and I’ve been isolated from my whole family because of COVID. The nonstop humor provided in this video was such a wonderful escape from the endless hours of working at the hospital and having all of the joy sucked from my life. Thank you for this! 🙌🏻😂

  • @zinebrazki6533
    @zinebrazki6533 4 месяца назад +1

    You’re something else!!! I can’t stop watching

  • @MrSwinefuzz
    @MrSwinefuzz 4 года назад +27

    Zoltan, thank you so much, brother! I"m a fellow San Diegan sitting at home trying not to touch my face and I wake up to a notification that one of my favorite funny people has freshly uploaded an hour of fun just for me! All the talk about SD makes me feel special during these dark times! Donating to MOW now!

  • @jessherbert9150
    @jessherbert9150 4 года назад +127

    All the dislikes are from the Louisville company party. Lol

    • @AtticsTV
      @AtticsTV 4 года назад +12

      you mean Woo-wew?

    • @memedaddy6879
      @memedaddy6879 4 года назад

      As someone from Louisville I would have to disagree

    • @GhostOfEnkidu
      @GhostOfEnkidu 4 года назад

      I'm from Louisville, have always pronounced it Loo-ee-ville, and have never once been criticized for it. Perhaps I've just been fortunate in this.

    • @ctweak
      @ctweak 4 года назад +1

      It's properly pronounced"Luooo'val"

    • @ctweak
      @ctweak 4 года назад

      But you'll never get it quite right unless you are from there. Once you have this nailed though, you are from then on officially 'from' Louisville

  • @kcl060
    @kcl060 2 месяца назад +1

    Omg at the bed bugs scare! Hilarious!!! This whole set was absolute gold. Coming back to listen again. Gotta come back at least once a year. I hope I'm fortunate enough to see you this year. Thanks for so many great laughs!!

  • @KManwarren
    @KManwarren 4 года назад +105

    I'm pretty sure that lady in front of him in Charlotte was my Mother. Sorry, Zoltan. Mom: Happy Mother's Day. I love you. Chill with the cream cheese and jams.

  • @Sysyphony
    @Sysyphony 3 года назад +12

    This is one of my favorite specials ever. I’ve listened to it so many times. I hope I get to see this dude live one day.

  • @catscattying
    @catscattying Год назад +8

    This guys is hilarious. The maniacal look in the eyes and the smile… so precious!

  • @reyesma.theadosias.3308
    @reyesma.theadosias.3308 4 года назад +59

    This guy deserves a netflix special!!

  • @alisonwhou
    @alisonwhou Год назад +10

    "I have anxiety. I'm telling you so you can work around it." LOL!!!! I feel that one. I love Zoltan. He deserves to get a Netflix special!

  • @Art4Life47
    @Art4Life47 3 месяца назад +1

    So natural and conversational and never obscene - I haven't laughed this hard in ages. Thanks SO much!!

  • @Miller2h41
    @Miller2h41 3 года назад +25

    Zoltan, thank you for your comedy. Laughter is the greatest medicine that will keep us alive a little bit longer.

  • @amymorris2341
    @amymorris2341 Год назад +10

    My friend's mother is from Louisville, KY and as soon as he started that bit I was grinning, because I knew what was coming. Did not disappoint!
    Great set, love it!

  • @THAANTKAR
    @THAANTKAR 7 месяцев назад +3

    That was solid as heck man. Big Zoltan fan

  • @ALDM404
    @ALDM404 4 года назад +93

    so I just paused like halfway to say
    holy shit, this is all good material
    glad I found you
    got a new fan dude :)

  • @francescaa8331
    @francescaa8331 4 года назад +27

    I'm a fan for years now. Good for you, meals on wheels fundraiser! 👍

  • @chrisgonzo6468
    @chrisgonzo6468 4 месяца назад +1

    So happy this man popped up as a suggested video! I am currently on a mission to watch every minute of content this guy has posted , dude is HILARIOUS

  • @Hardstoplucas
    @Hardstoplucas 3 года назад +258

    Okay this was hilarious

    • @zoltancomedy
      @zoltancomedy  3 года назад +25

      Thanks!

    • @marciroen254
      @marciroen254 3 года назад +7

      You're awesome! Love your sense of humor! Thanks for the laughs & giggles. I'm going to share your site with my friends.

    • @seksehfox
      @seksehfox 3 года назад +3

      Fucking right?! I’m on easy 10-15 times in now.

    • @toddtighe8439
      @toddtighe8439 3 года назад +1

      @@marciroen254)

    • @joshymcdaniel9233
      @joshymcdaniel9233 3 года назад +3

      for me the tone of voice is important’ his delivery /voice/ material is so relatable so happy I found him’ watched everything i can find 10x at least! u seem like a cool dude in RL keep it up bro’

  • @ivettealvarez349
    @ivettealvarez349 4 года назад +12

    I can’t remember the last time I consistently laughed watching stand up. Well done. That was hilarious.

  • @Ernies_tenniscoaching
    @Ernies_tenniscoaching 3 года назад +11

    This is the best special I’ve seen in a while. Soooo good and his style is so perfect it’s like he’s not trying

  • @tavikanen
    @tavikanen 4 года назад +12

    Slightly darker - but at this point in 2020 - aren’t we all? This was a REALLY fantastic set, thank you for releasing it when we all needed it. Stay safe!

  • @KManwarren
    @KManwarren 4 года назад +13

    Zoltan...your imagination and friendliness is fantastic. That's what makes you funny. I almost woke up my whole family listening to this while studying early in the morning.

  • @danmac1871
    @danmac1871 Год назад +8

    Truly one of today’s finest! I simply don’t know how he does this for a straight hour. But he must have tons of material to draw from. I loved him on drybar. I could never forget Jessica the Cat.
    I’d love to see a Post Pandemic show from him. I’d pay for it!
    Btw: thanks for the free show. Entertained my wife and I thoroughly this morning.
    Keep coming up with the clean stuff, Z-man. You are truly a gem. (Loved the audience responses. Thought a few of them were going to laugh up a lung)

  • @kayteekattt
    @kayteekattt Год назад +7

    "I'm telling you so can work around it" I feel that 100%

  • @AN-ri6nc
    @AN-ri6nc 3 года назад +7

    Holy crap! This guy just kills it! Kept shaking my head on how good he is!

  • @petosjr
    @petosjr 2 месяца назад +1

    I've been sad because my two elderly dogs passed away really close together, and watching your comedy specials has made me laugh a lot today ❤ thank you

  • @Xsirt
    @Xsirt 2 года назад +9

    Not gonna lie, I watch tons of stand ups and I've been rewatching this special for weeks, and I still find myself laughing! Great delivery.

  • @bluey1062
    @bluey1062 3 года назад +47

    I literally choked twice, and sprayed food all over myself from laughing so hard. I wasn't prepared

    • @bluey1062
      @bluey1062 3 года назад +2

      I. WASN'T. PREPARED. 🤣🤣😂😂

    • @margaretbarbaree8097
      @margaretbarbaree8097 2 года назад +3

      He is funny as heck even when u come back watch it again this like my faith time I laugh everytime

  • @annmclaughlin9496
    @annmclaughlin9496 2 года назад +4

    Refreshing, funny and super natural deliverable. Definitely 👍 need a Netflix Special.

  • @becf7491
    @becf7491 4 года назад +15

    That “I have anxiety... no you work around it” bit is so true. 😂

  • @shinigamidziri3730
    @shinigamidziri3730 4 года назад +20

    I friggin' love your shows man, love from an Algerian quarantined in Prague ❤️

  • @luciac.419
    @luciac.419 10 месяцев назад +2

    Zoltan I'm home with the flu & you are helping me get through it with laughter! So the only thing i take issue with is stick shift driving! Its not so difficult (with today's modern cars) & it definitely is fun to do! One day when I'm probably 70 or 75 i may have to give it up & drive automatic but for now stick is the best way to drive

  • @ikadeo
    @ikadeo 4 года назад +11

    I've liked Zoltan's content for a while, I'm so happy to see that he's gaining traction and doing longer shows. I laughed the entire time

  • @andrewmcintyre9722
    @andrewmcintyre9722 4 года назад +139

    The people to the left of the stage add to the performance...

    • @ame3690
      @ame3690 4 года назад +9

      Right lol could watch again just for the drama of getting another drink and paying 🍿🍿🍿

    • @iktyphiermaarwat
      @iktyphiermaarwat 4 года назад +18

      Did you see the lady pointing at her man at 18:26 when Zoltan said "I can't wait in line anymore" as if to say "you are like this too"? 🤣

    • @timl.b.2095
      @timl.b.2095 4 года назад +3

      Absolutely! It makes it more like being in the audience.

    • @dkatasaurus5191
      @dkatasaurus5191 4 года назад

      I thought they were so distracting like... Relax and pay attention.. jeeze

    • @cindyo6298
      @cindyo6298 4 года назад

      They had a whole 5 act play going

  • @ContrastisBeautiful
    @ContrastisBeautiful 3 месяца назад +1

    Seriously so good dude! Well done your humour is so refreshing, I love that it’s not all sex jokes and easy shots, it’s genuinely a quirky life experience perspective and it’s the best - yay for Zoltan!

  • @aurorem.7307
    @aurorem.7307 4 года назад +21

    The bed bugs part had me crying with laughter!

    • @theresalero7039
      @theresalero7039 4 года назад +1

      I thought he would tag the homeless guy there, how now he loves him for giving him all the great pillows...

  • @diggerdog9205
    @diggerdog9205 4 года назад +139

    I thought for sure she'd eat the cream cheese

  • @ChanseKyllonen-hs6se
    @ChanseKyllonen-hs6se 2 месяца назад +1

    As I write I'm watching his views go up over 350 views. How did this man not get an immediate standing ovation? My gut and cheeks hurt right now.

  • @Aurorah89
    @Aurorah89 4 года назад +15

    Cured my depression. Needed these laughs.

  • @kentwhoo
    @kentwhoo 11 месяцев назад +7

    “..I’m becoming evil.” Mint, bro

  • @madelinemorales1622
    @madelinemorales1622 3 года назад +9

    Watched you for the first time ever and could not stop laughing. Still got a goofy smile on my face. Modern man is hilarious! I'm a fan.

  • @shanelleshizukoeppler6721
    @shanelleshizukoeppler6721 4 года назад +30

    There is nothing more attractive than a decent-looking guy with an awesome sense of humor. 😁👍

    • @aoede6766
      @aoede6766 4 года назад +1

      Is there a back handed compliment in there? 😂. Not hot, just a half way decent looking guy? 😆

    • @georgaseebalack6003
      @georgaseebalack6003 4 года назад

      Decent? He's pretty handsome to me. The beard ks looking pretty good on him.

    • @jarrypason9884
      @jarrypason9884 2 года назад

      Hello Shanelle how are you doing today

  • @piddlesmcgee
    @piddlesmcgee 4 года назад +46

    Only problem with this special is it wasn’t 2 hours long, funniest dude I’ve heard in awhile. Sad I have to wait for his next special now

    • @rolamonzer8137
      @rolamonzer8137 4 года назад

      I got a bit sad when it ended! Can't wait for new videos!

    • @tamaraking2826
      @tamaraking2826 3 года назад

      He has a dry bar special if you haven’t heard it yet!

  • @tommern84
    @tommern84 3 года назад +6

    A fenomenal comedian! Absolute top notch quality humor. Very well crafted jokes, perfect delivery and hilarious punch lines. Loved it 😂😆

  • @leavesofsilver837
    @leavesofsilver837 Год назад +3

    You Rock, Zoltan!!! You truly brighten up the day!!!🌟☀️🌟

  • @MsNiNi08
    @MsNiNi08 4 года назад +4

    Zoltan is definitely one of my favorite Comedians! Without hesitation I donated to "Meal On Wheels" through his GoFundMe page! I admire him even more now! He is an awesome person!

  • @bablumenthal9703
    @bablumenthal9703 10 месяцев назад +2

    Just saw this today. Thanks You Tube. So freaking funny. Sent links to all my family - friends via email.

  • @melissaCgreenwood
    @melissaCgreenwood 4 года назад +38

    Day 10 of quarantine, thank you so much for this upload, I needed a good laugh. You made this isolation better 😄😙