Austin, TX is TOO MUCH for me | Zoltan Kaszas

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  • Опубликовано: 17 ноя 2024

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  • @jamiestewart7327
    @jamiestewart7327 Год назад +245

    I have no idea why this legend isn't more well known! There has to be an agent out there who can promote the crap outta Zoltan and having him fill theaters!?!?! I'm just glad I can say I knew about him before he blew up. If you don't like this man you have no soul😅

    • @rashaunakovacich1979
      @rashaunakovacich1979 Год назад +15

      Zoltan Is the best I love him. He's NEVER not funny

    • @1dariansdad
      @1dariansdad Год назад +3

      Well, if you really did know him before RUclips knew him, then you'd know why he is so big now. I saw him a few times here in San Diego when he was just a virtual beginner.

    • @jillardemagni6538
      @jillardemagni6538 Год назад +1

      I totally agree!! Love & appreciate Zoltan.🎉

    • @annereingold9803
      @annereingold9803 11 месяцев назад +6

      My new favorite comic! Totally agree. And he works his butt off. More than paid his dues.

    • @melissasw64
      @melissasw64 10 месяцев назад +4

      It will happen. He's on his way.

  • @lukemalizzo1685
    @lukemalizzo1685 Год назад +74

    Every Zoltan comedy bit is the same length:
    Too short!

    • @Flippokid
      @Flippokid 9 месяцев назад

      Yeah but he rolls them out at rocket speeds!

  • @anthonycoca2202
    @anthonycoca2202 Год назад +29

    Damn.
    The Zoltan is looking FIT

  • @juliusseizure324
    @juliusseizure324 4 месяца назад +43

    In Texas we LOVE salad! Potato salad, macaroni salad, BBQ salad….

  • @lindaaustin6091
    @lindaaustin6091 Год назад +31

    I love that you spend enough time in the cities to do personalized comedy for them. Your comments about Utah were spot on and so funny! I’ll see you in Salt Lake in January. Thanks for all the laughs. You’re awesome!❤

  • @ImaCatMaia
    @ImaCatMaia Год назад +109

    You're SO close to 100K subs, Zoltan!! You deserve millions, but it's still awesome 👏👏💯
    Many well-deserved congratulations 🎉

    • @creekbandit
      @creekbandit Год назад

      Fssss 👏👏👏

    • @servetyucelisli6992
      @servetyucelisli6992 Год назад

      While I do want him to be able to afford a business class round trip to Australia all cash (for the entire family, that is), I kinda love this level of fame he has, so this poor soul can feel just a bit more special when the man we admire so much is known only by a few millions of us in this busy world. you know? 🥲

    • @sheldondavis716
      @sheldondavis716 10 месяцев назад +1

      one month later he is now at 102k

    • @shellthomas3123
      @shellthomas3123 4 месяца назад +1

      I have binge watched you for the last 4 days 😊

  • @hesherette
    @hesherette Год назад +61

    as a native san diegan cat person who loves true crime a little too much + visits fam in texas every year or so, this set was extra relatable + extra hilarious!! so glad to have found your comedy Zoltan!

  • @timjim
    @timjim Год назад +26

    "that's the type of self discipline you need to close a community center" 🤣🤣

  • @janetttyminski7295
    @janetttyminski7295 Год назад +43

    There are some comedians, who only have their tried & true jokes. And then there are those like Zoltan❤who delight their audiences by constantly coming up with new jokes from their daily lives.

    • @jenacacruz
      @jenacacruz 5 месяцев назад +2

      For real. Always new jokes which is so rare.

    • @n8shafe551
      @n8shafe551 4 месяца назад +1

      That comma in first sentence is bad and wrong

    • @markfoster1520
      @markfoster1520 2 месяца назад

      @@n8shafe551 Grammar czar
      But it is wrong...

  • @kathyhollenbach7413
    @kathyhollenbach7413 Год назад +21

    I love your style of comedy!!! You're fantastic!

  • @danzephyr2797
    @danzephyr2797 Год назад +31

    Yes! You never disappoint bro...I have to see you live some day. Thanks for the laughs 😁

  • @pamborkowski7415
    @pamborkowski7415 Год назад +33

    Driving in Austin...this is so funny because it's SO VERY TRUE!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Essy311
      @Essy311 Год назад +3

      Yep, I feel so validated! "It's an angry 8 mph" - never were truer words spoken ... until he started talking about pulling into and out of parking lots, of course.

    • @Sisterlisk
      @Sisterlisk 4 месяца назад

      Probably all people who want to get where they're going so they can digest their brisket in peace

  • @The9thDaisy
    @The9thDaisy Год назад +7

    Watching him soothes my weary soul. Thanks for the best laughs!

  • @greg_takacs
    @greg_takacs Год назад +12

    Watched you live at the Improv in Dallas and you didn't disappoint! Can't wait to catch you again on tour, your material is fresh, clean and awesome!

  • @uzbeccastan86
    @uzbeccastan86 Год назад +14

    😂😂😂 I lived in Austin over a decade ago, and I just appreciate this soo much! It's sooo true! 😅 I love your honest, friendly humor! Beer and brisket for breakfast! That's definitely Texas! Hahaha

    • @LabGecko
      @LabGecko 7 месяцев назад +1

      Right? I was just about to comment that. Grew up in TX and lived in Austin for a decade (Dell) and everything he said was exactly right. I think the bigger Austin gets, the more accurate he is too. I felt that feeder road joke 🤣

  • @JakeMarriott
    @JakeMarriott 5 месяцев назад +12

    Idk how this is 7 months old and I’m just seeing it. Awesome set!!

  • @tomday1318
    @tomday1318 Год назад +4

    I can watch this standup and laugh anytime of day... love it

  • @Froobyone
    @Froobyone Год назад +12

    I'm from the UK but had the opportunity to work in Austin a couple of years ago. We visited Terry Black's too. I still think I'm processing some of that meat today... I liked the format of this video. Some of the set and some of the Zoltan meets world.

  • @justmenb3379
    @justmenb3379 Год назад +16

    Excellent set as always. Keep it up!!!!

  • @debbiedarby4179
    @debbiedarby4179 5 месяцев назад +38

    The reason we Texans are pissed on the road is the freakin' congestion that has happened since e v e r y o n e keeps moving here, LOL! We can't drive OR find parking in Austin anymore! Yep, there are many great eatin' places in Austin though. Even the food trucks are amazing eats!

    • @lefty2084
      @lefty2084 3 месяца назад +2

      Yup! Making all the homes expensive to buy! Ridiculous

  • @ThatBee-kt6kq
    @ThatBee-kt6kq Год назад +13

    Tacos do unclog the bbq 😂 thats the texican way ❤

  • @MotorbreathChannel
    @MotorbreathChannel Год назад +5

    Brilliant as always, sir. Brilliant as always. Keep at it. Always a pleasure to see your new upload.

  • @calila650
    @calila650 Год назад +6

    We were at this show! ❤. Zoltan please remember to make a shirt for the ladies 🥰

  • @CopingwithGrattitude
    @CopingwithGrattitude Год назад +1

    What’s happening!? Ha ha…love the earth flat bit. Love you Zoltan!

  • @wonderwomaninla
    @wonderwomaninla Год назад +3

    He's so funny. Proud that he's Hungarian like me.

  • @whirlhoof5117
    @whirlhoof5117 Год назад +9

    This was great Zoltan. Very funny set I was in my room laughing loud enough that 2 of my kids could hear me in the living room and were laughing at my laughing 😂😂❤.

  • @annimalasenko7326
    @annimalasenko7326 Год назад +4

    Whoooooo!!!!!🎉 just what I needed to start the week as awesome as can be! Thx for posting, I have watched the half and allready love it XD people are dying in that crowd!

  • @TheOpy83
    @TheOpy83 Год назад +1

    Zoltan, you are absolutely amazing! Super-talented comedian!❤ always a pleasure to see and hear you. 😊

  • @jenajohnson526
    @jenajohnson526 5 месяцев назад +2

    LOVE that Zoltan but I snort laughed at "I feel like million cents!"

  • @studiosandi
    @studiosandi Год назад +3

    Love the Zoltan😂❤😂

  • @claudiadesousa634
    @claudiadesousa634 Год назад +5

    I’ve been listening to your comedy for about 8 months now, appeared on my feed suddenly and I subscribed right away❤. Don’t know if it’s bcs you have less facial hair, got a haircut, lost weight, change wardrobe? It’s working, you look healthier, younger, happier ❤

  • @freewave04
    @freewave04 Год назад +14

    Ask for Cole slaw it’s the closest you’ll get to a salad in BBQ country

  • @ryuuseikazuma7183
    @ryuuseikazuma7183 Год назад +1

    I really love it when Zoltan put a short tour footage.

  • @mindymmk
    @mindymmk Год назад +2

    This is the funniest video I've seen so far. So many jokes; couldn't keep up

  • @kevinkeller1046
    @kevinkeller1046 Год назад +2

    The Zman is still the best, truly in a class of his own!

  • @kinngrimm
    @kinngrimm 10 месяцев назад +2

    Greatings from germany. Loving your stand up!

  • @darrylboom5973
    @darrylboom5973 5 месяцев назад +2

    Thanks for the laughs! Serial killer docs are the best! :)

  • @AudreyRodarte
    @AudreyRodarte Год назад +1

    Zoltan you are improving with age you are beautiful!!! ❤️🎉

  • @JasonHattrick
    @JasonHattrick 10 месяцев назад +2

    Just wanted to add a comment here before your fame soars through the roof and say your brand of comedy rocks! You keep me laughing with every new video you release.

  • @TheMlskelton
    @TheMlskelton 2 месяца назад +1

    ZOLTAN FOR PRESIDENT 2024🇺🇲 "I will make the earth round again!" 😂😂😂
    I can't wait to see you in person in Tulsa (I know you were just here, but I just found you)!! I'll be the one with the crazy unique laugh!

  • @RxLifestyleVitalism
    @RxLifestyleVitalism Год назад +1

    😂🙌love Zoltan comedy! Always excited to see a new post!

  • @melissasw64
    @melissasw64 10 месяцев назад +2

    "Gorilla picking a lock." Love it.

  • @tnnh123
    @tnnh123 Год назад +4

    Liked before I watched because this guy never disappoints

  • @karinamay72
    @karinamay72 Год назад +1

    Genius joke on the mass shooter not wanting to put in the work.... You are doing great Zoltan, love your work!!

  • @BritColumbia
    @BritColumbia 4 месяца назад

    I love Zoltan's comedy so much.

  • @sundayeveningdecafwithinfi1651
    @sundayeveningdecafwithinfi1651 Год назад +1

    Slay!! Wow, more jaw dropping jokes in nano-seconds, EVER!! GENIUS!!

  • @joe_dombrowski
    @joe_dombrowski Год назад

    Hahaha it’s 90mph EVERYWHERE! No lies detected 😂 😂 Great set. Well played

  • @mjames7674
    @mjames7674 10 месяцев назад +2

    3:10
    lol
    Look at those pupils...
    What _else_ did you have for breakfast, Zoltan?

  • @robins.9700
    @robins.9700 11 месяцев назад +6

    "It looked like u threw a weathered tarp over a brick wall." That visual made me roar 😂😂😂

  • @sheldondavis716
    @sheldondavis716 10 месяцев назад +1

    that last bit you did f**** crushed!

  • @mpolinski
    @mpolinski 2 месяца назад +2

    you can never have too much brisket!

  • @jojokaleido
    @jojokaleido Год назад +6

    This made me genuinely laugh out loud. You're awesome

  • @Rogues4Ever
    @Rogues4Ever 2 месяца назад

    Another great set. Keep up the great work Zoltan

  • @RegiiPad
    @RegiiPad Месяц назад +1

    You deserve several Netflix/HBO/Prime specials 😅

  • @ImikoMxHun
    @ImikoMxHun Год назад

    Thanks for coming to Minnesota!!

  • @Subliminalmessage78
    @Subliminalmessage78 Год назад

    That last joke was brilliant.😂

  • @mikek7660
    @mikek7660 3 месяца назад

    Omg the zipper bit is gold

  • @CrossCultural-c7f
    @CrossCultural-c7f Год назад +7

    Zoltan, the next time you come back to Texas, remember that there is BBQ chicken as well as brisket. That’ll help with the abdominal girth.

  • @virginiakrueger4780
    @virginiakrueger4780 Год назад +1

    Loblolly when I flew first class I had to turn down a free breakfast because I had a free breakfast on the prior flight before it. The little tablecloths and real flatware as well as glass ware was pretty awesome

  • @einahsirro1488
    @einahsirro1488 Год назад +1

    I felt it when you said the guy in first class turned down the snacks. I'd be outraged too. Snarl!

  • @mattbpatterson
    @mattbpatterson 3 месяца назад +1

    Ok I subscribed this is great thank you!

  • @itsmarieg5816
    @itsmarieg5816 5 месяцев назад

    Keep hustlin Zoltan! Love your comedy 😂 hope you continue to keep it clean

  • @obscuredgurl
    @obscuredgurl Год назад

    ZOLTAN NEEDS A SPECIAL!! Why hasn't it happened man???

  • @kksmommy
    @kksmommy Год назад +6

    I freaking love this guy!! Lol

  • @antoniochong256
    @antoniochong256 11 месяцев назад +1

    So bummed I missed your Texas leg! Please come back soon!

  • @jessica_2468
    @jessica_2468 Год назад

    It's over already?! Oh no! That was great! I want to see more!

  • @PammieGonzalez
    @PammieGonzalez Год назад +5

    Loved your set about Austin. Lived there for about 30 years until it got too expensive. Everything you said is so true. Love your comedy also! Keep being true to yourself.❤

  • @piotx8196
    @piotx8196 3 месяца назад

    Beer with coffee a true Texan right there 😂

  • @darcilyon9276
    @darcilyon9276 Год назад +2

    Son of Sam "The dog made me do it!"

  • @harmonyfem
    @harmonyfem Год назад +4

    you hoped I liked it? well, I loved it

  • @babooll5632
    @babooll5632 6 месяцев назад

    You sir, are the best comic out there. And I watch a lot of comics both live and on here.

  • @NapaValleyVegan
    @NapaValleyVegan Год назад +10

    It was funny to hear you talk about all the meat in Austin! It is actually a very vegan-friendly city. You can find veggies without looking very hard! 😂💚🌱

  • @chrisjb308
    @chrisjb308 3 месяца назад

    Oh shit this is good! Very funny good sir and bang on! As an Austin resident but not a native... even to this country, the over indulgent Brisket and Frontage road jokes absolutely killed me. So true it hurts. Hilarious!! Glad I found you!

  • @TheSpaceMomma
    @TheSpaceMomma Год назад +11

    The serial killer dancing joke cracked me tf up

  • @francescaa8331
    @francescaa8331 Год назад

    A mini special! Yes!

  • @CaptainCanuck68
    @CaptainCanuck68 19 дней назад

    I get high and go to RUclips, and I end up here and just laugh!

  • @TobychaserTobychaser
    @TobychaserTobychaser Год назад +3

    I listened to somebody in Albuquerque talk about moving to NM to get away from the Austin drugs 😅

  • @PerfectlyYou13
    @PerfectlyYou13 Год назад

    Love your work. Thanks

  • @rapheAltoid77
    @rapheAltoid77 Год назад +3

    I'm from Wisconsin and don't tend to wear scarves even in winter; they just seem so inconvenient to keep track of when you have to take it off. But there are definitely times when you need one. lol. Isn't this going to be your first winter living in NY? You might develop a new appreciation for them.😉😀

  • @dawynn9362
    @dawynn9362 Год назад

    Excellent. Look forward when we can attend your show. Even if means hear some same jokes again. 😂

  • @lkf8799
    @lkf8799 Год назад

    Great set! 😂😂

  • @dgugic1
    @dgugic1 Год назад

    One of his best performances!!!! 🎉🎉🎉

  • @ibidesign
    @ibidesign Год назад

    Just one more fan telling you how funny you are!

  • @bfarm44
    @bfarm44 Год назад +1

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣my second child my wife ate texas style, meat six days a week and meat casserole on Sunday with the leftovers I’m not sure I went to the bathroom twice in the last trimester. Must have gained 40lbs

  • @vagabond1776
    @vagabond1776 Год назад

    That was hilarious.😂 New fan and subscriber.👍

  • @meloysmusicstudio
    @meloysmusicstudio Год назад

    Glad you enjoyed Austin - keep doing what you're doing!

  • @jamietodd2560
    @jamietodd2560 10 месяцев назад +3

    17:27 Serial killers are like the old school RUclipsrs who spent years putting out quality content, developing a unique style, building a fanbase. And mass shooters are like the TikToker who comes in and matches your whole channel's views with one clip.
    edit: _Their_ whole channel's views. That's what I meant.

  • @lepoussinvengeur
    @lepoussinvengeur Год назад

    This made me laugh and HUNGRYYYY

  • @simmiedavissimmiesings8185
    @simmiedavissimmiesings8185 4 месяца назад +2

    Zoltan, you have to realize that BBQ is regional There is Texas BBQ, and there is Kansas BBQ and St Louis BBQ. Then there us Chitown and Detroit! So tell your female comic friend she just didn't have a shift of taste. For what it's worth

  • @RobertLinthicum
    @RobertLinthicum Год назад +5

    In bed by 10pm, that is an absolute standard. If you make noise after that, I wake you up at 6am.

  • @squidcat11
    @squidcat11 Год назад +1

    Oh my GOD, barbeque prices have gotten INSANE - - -
    that menu read: brisket & beef ribs $35 per lb / chopped beef & pork ribs $30 per lb
    *** Politicians & Corporations have destroyed the value of our Dollar!

    • @1beefybroad
      @1beefybroad Год назад

      It’s ridiculous! Anytime we go out for bbq we spend about $70 just on two of us! At lunch!!

  • @madelineschultz4968
    @madelineschultz4968 5 месяцев назад +1

    Zoltan; you are fantastic! You are ready now to hit the big time! Im waiting for it! ❤ your stuff!

  • @yelnickmcwawa5858
    @yelnickmcwawa5858 4 месяца назад +9

    Its not California style tacos it's just classic Mexican tacos

    • @BUCKSHOTSTV
      @BUCKSHOTSTV 3 месяца назад

      Fr. I was like wth is this talking about lol.

  • @kathyheavner3585
    @kathyheavner3585 Год назад

    You are funny ❤
    Always funny 😂
    Thanks ❤😂❤

  • @petersonl1008
    @petersonl1008 3 месяца назад

    Hilarious. Thanks!

  • @unpopularopinions9076
    @unpopularopinions9076 Год назад

    Phenomenal! Thought giants collide 🤯🤩🤩🤩

  • @xkelleybellx
    @xkelleybellx Месяц назад +1

    You got some greens on that plate. Pickles count. Local texan btw. I used to go to blacks bbq all the time but saltlick bbq is where its at.

  • @mattbaker3348
    @mattbaker3348 4 месяца назад +1

    Ever since I seen zoltan on bone to pick podcast I've been binge watching any/all of his standup. Will never understand why this dude isn't more well known. Way funnier than some of the netflix specials out now. Keep it up brother, t he world will catch up s[n enough man.

  • @shuoyang1496
    @shuoyang1496 Год назад

    🤤the brisket lookd really good

  • @mrhombregordo9556
    @mrhombregordo9556 Месяц назад

    They like dude shut up n eat😂😂😂