Opie and Anthony: "This could be one of our better bits!" No Jim.

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  • Опубликовано: 20 авг 2024
  • Patrice O'Neal is in the studio. Jim is not present. 50 years at McDonald's. WOW. Opie thinks the owner is a piece of shit. Opie reads all about it. Patrice asks to call them. He is bothered. "Is this guy still on fries?"
    "He worked there before the M."
    Patrice explains the history of the symbol and the business.
    They finally get back to the employee. Audio of the "feel good story". Announcer is mocked.
    Anthony thinks the long term employee is retarded. More audio.
    "GIVE HIM THE FUCKING DAY OFF!"
    Opie is outraged. They want to call Leonard. They are very loud when he is finally on the phone.
    Patrice asks additional questions. Leonard claims that he was offered manager but refused due to more aggravation for barely more money. They get the manager on the phone.
    Anthony impersonates corporate McDonald's. Poor Leonard. Dial tone. Patrice considers it "so sad."
    "That was pretty fucking cold." They think they're going to get fired. Callers give their input.
    "We like going through our day wondering."
    "Every show could be their last!"
    Instant Feedback is being its usual self. Shawshank time!
    "He had 50 years of grease under his nails!"
    "I'm gonna feel bad the second I leave!"
    Opie claims that the studio is "filled with evil."
    "Where's the McDonald's clip?" There was a fight in McDonald's in Baltimore. Anthony explains it.
    • Woman Sentenced To 5 Y...
    Anthony wants people to "just behave." He admits to looking at fast food beatdowns. He explains why these fights occur. Anthony has storytime about his "puppet" and McDonald's.
    They discuss their favorite fast food places. Arby's!? YES!
    Back to the violence! Anthony thinks McDonald's caters too much to African Americans. They want to find "Inspiration videos".
    They discuss what makes a restaurant. They have a field day with this.

Комментарии • 193

  • @mrskinszszs
    @mrskinszszs 6 лет назад +82

    "I'm the manager"
    - WHAT?!

    • @Serote_Kaiba
      @Serote_Kaiba 3 года назад +12

      Hahahhahahahhahahab I fucken cracked up on that one. Ant is great.

    • @SagooBoy
      @SagooBoy 3 года назад +8

      I lost it there. Goddamn, Anthony's funny

    • @ChunksterFishing
      @ChunksterFishing 3 года назад +6

      I was in stitches at this !! Spat out my drink!

    • @ericsmith677
      @ericsmith677 3 года назад +2

      Classic

  • @mikehink4062
    @mikehink4062 4 года назад +54

    Patrice a “Old Leonard, probably has a sesame seed bun he keeps on his shoulder as a pet.” 😂😂😂
    I didn’t think I could laugh any harder and then Patrice throws that gem out! Lol

    • @jameswall1987
      @jameswall1987 3 года назад +3

      Holy shit I missed that one thanks🤣

  • @nik_2323
    @nik_2323 6 лет назад +57

    If Opie said "Leonard makes his own special sauce " one more time I was gonna pop my own eardrums

    • @stagglee1227
      @stagglee1227 6 лет назад +10

      I was literally grinding my teeth into a paste, it was so infuriating.

    • @poopballs7795
      @poopballs7795 3 года назад +6

      He said it twice. Relax. Jimmy has been repeating the same jokes his whole career and none of you crybabies say anything about that.

    • @chainblayde
      @chainblayde 3 года назад +9

      @@poopballs7795 yeah but jimmy is actually funny

    • @poopballs7795
      @poopballs7795 3 года назад +2

      @@chainblayde he's not though. None of them are.

    • @Padge112
      @Padge112 3 года назад +3

      @@poopballs7795 Oh dear, your one of them types.
      Try be nice, it wont fucking kill you.

  • @jordanjamison9235
    @jordanjamison9235 6 лет назад +43

    "He's crying on a FedEx box of ketchup packets"
    Lmao got me in tears. Patrice was hilarious.

    • @knicksfule
      @knicksfule 3 года назад +1

      He throws himself on the grill

  • @Onderonable
    @Onderonable 3 года назад +31

    That old man worked at McDonalds longer than Patrice lived.
    RIP

    • @RollerCodsterWFEW
      @RollerCodsterWFEW 3 года назад +2

      Right!?

    • @thenoobletlego
      @thenoobletlego 3 года назад +3

      Well, maybe fatass Patrice should of stopped eating at McDonalds every day.

    • @jadeolin8514
      @jadeolin8514 3 года назад +2

      @@thenoobletlego shhhhh. you're still not special, and you never will be.

    • @christianvalle4188
      @christianvalle4188 3 года назад +1

      @@thenoobletlego Chinese food lol

    • @indegruv
      @indegruv 3 года назад +3

      @@thenoobletlego youre really not funny nor edgy.

  • @sadketchupg
    @sadketchupg 6 лет назад +26

    dude listening to this bit still makes my heart break a little

  • @stagglee1227
    @stagglee1227 6 лет назад +30

    Rhymes with "Ee-Arded"! LMAO!!

  • @Gobbersmack
    @Gobbersmack 6 лет назад +24

    Damn, Patrice is basically explaining the plot of The Founder, and for a sec it was like he was still with us.

    • @callumcowan7047
      @callumcowan7047 6 лет назад +5

      Why it's almost as if it was an actual story that was the basis of the movie. That really makes you think doesn't it?

    • @Gobbersmack
      @Gobbersmack 6 лет назад +12

      The point was it was like hearing Patrice talk about something that happened recently, giving the impression he hadn't died.

  • @sadketchupg
    @sadketchupg 6 лет назад +6

    "It's been deemed redundant" that's so fucking cold HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @GentlemanBystander
    @GentlemanBystander 6 лет назад +98

    I feel like we lost out on Patrice being a regular on Compound Media...Ant would have probably given him a show.

    • @ozpin8329
      @ozpin8329 6 лет назад +13

      That he spent the entire pitch meeting for trashing Comedy Central for putting Mind Of Mencia on

    • @SundayMorningRunner
      @SundayMorningRunner 6 лет назад +4

      We lost a lot of things on the road, chief. Only the memories remain, luckily.

    • @antonio8904100
      @antonio8904100 6 лет назад +7

      GentlemanBystander I would have loved that. Always thought Ant and Patrice had great chemistry, if they had a show together it would have been electric.

    • @BoqPrecision
      @BoqPrecision 6 лет назад +2

      Ant the racist? Yea, sure he would

    • @Jab_Reel
      @Jab_Reel 6 лет назад +1

      He’d be the explicit Steve Harvey

  • @jpablocabral
    @jpablocabral 5 лет назад +31

    I've always wondered how this would've played out with Jim there.

  • @BlankSpace14
    @BlankSpace14 3 года назад +4

    Over 10 minutes into the segment and Opie asks "whos Leonard" when they announce hes getting Leonard on the phone

  • @krayzeejojo
    @krayzeejojo 6 лет назад +38

    The irony here is that Opie is now working at a restaurant. Makes you wonder if he shared a family tree with Leonard.

    • @kylelaughinghouse1893
      @kylelaughinghouse1893 6 лет назад +2

      krayzeejojo hey its opie back from commericials its 99 degrees out and the specials of the day are

    • @ViewsFromTheDeathStar
      @ViewsFromTheDeathStar 3 года назад

      Lmao whats the name of that restaurant his brother runs...

    • @Lukey22Baby
      @Lukey22Baby 3 года назад

      @@ViewsFromTheDeathStar fh Riley's, in the heart of huntington village. Think I spelled that right

    • @ViewsFromTheDeathStar
      @ViewsFromTheDeathStar 3 года назад +2

      @@Lukey22Baby Opie walking around talkin bout lets go to the phones LMAO

    • @MrEvanNoyes
      @MrEvanNoyes 3 года назад +1

      Lucas G My brothers restaurant... and mine... just put in a wheelchair ramp

  • @kevinsizemore8833
    @kevinsizemore8833 3 года назад +8

    I counted at least 5 , makes his own special sauce "" jokes "" from Opie, errrrrrrr

  • @BetweenTheLyons
    @BetweenTheLyons 3 года назад +7

    All these people feeling bad but Ant probably freed him from his miserable existence more than anyone ever has before.

  • @DangerMenace
    @DangerMenace 3 года назад +3

    Before listening to this I had no idea it was possible to simultaneously be the most heartless and brilliant person on Earth.
    Jesus fucking Christ, Anthony killed it in this.

  • @GLPitt1
    @GLPitt1 8 месяцев назад +1

    They should have done deep dives on all the big fast food chains. Patrice relaying the Ray Crock McDonald's story was great.

  • @philthedrill2244
    @philthedrill2244 3 года назад +5

    5:55 “you need cups?” 🤣🤣

  • @boosterhikes1841
    @boosterhikes1841 Год назад +1

    I usually don’t click on ones with no Jim, but I saw Patrice and went anyway.

  • @brandonobaza8610
    @brandonobaza8610 6 лет назад +25

    Aye nye, Linnid! Aye, Linnid!

    • @bushrooster
      @bushrooster 5 лет назад +6

      I remember hearing this live and losing my shit over aussie ant. I still lose my shit hearing that.

  • @tiberiuslamar
    @tiberiuslamar 5 лет назад +4

    When asked how he would celebrate he said “I wanna see the boat movie.”

  • @battlefieldradio3545
    @battlefieldradio3545 5 лет назад +7

    I listened to this live

  • @thegiftedone
    @thegiftedone 3 месяца назад

    When Ant said this is also a “ learning channel “ he wasn’t lying……. Sure we all seen McFounder( great film w/Michael Keaton) but how the heck did Oneil knew this? Watching PBS? He was a beast of comedy and pure intellectual observation Master! I learned… I laughed my ass off, I felt like I was chilling with my bros from Queens NY now I live in L.A. (stinks people suck out here). This was and still is (ty YT) is greatest show Ever! I love u Pat… your not dead …. Your just unavailable! See u soon

  • @WhoBeSilly
    @WhoBeSilly 3 года назад +1

    This is easily one of their best bits! I cried tears of laughter....

  • @nicholasjoost5111
    @nicholasjoost5111 5 лет назад +9

    36:44 best part

  • @lm9148
    @lm9148 4 года назад +2

    Leonard clearly knew they were the same people fucking with him.

    • @Gobbersmack
      @Gobbersmack 3 месяца назад

      Whatever you need to tell yourself.

  • @MegaMan-bs3oy
    @MegaMan-bs3oy 5 месяцев назад

    "Who are you going to replace me with"? LMAO oof

  • @noshowjackie
    @noshowjackie 2 года назад +1

    ... the new Patrice O'Neal Big Mac. Russian Dressing.

  • @rosellitv8054
    @rosellitv8054 4 года назад +1

    He probably just left and was like “fuck this place!”
    Best bit ever

  • @arbuckle9640
    @arbuckle9640 5 лет назад +1

    lol "put him on a fucking Ferris wheel or something" not bad, Opie.

  • @turdferguson353
    @turdferguson353 3 года назад +6

    I had to pull over when Ant fired that poor man 😂😂

  • @Yokes27
    @Yokes27 5 лет назад +8

    Every single Patrice episode i say the same thing...I MISS PATRICE!

    • @Serote_Kaiba
      @Serote_Kaiba 3 года назад +2

      Listening to his stuff makes me sad everytime. But yea he did it to himself. I would love to hear what his opinions are on everything that is happening. What a genius he was

    • @MrEvanNoyes
      @MrEvanNoyes 3 года назад +1

      Hate reading it but know it’s all true. I guess he’d never have been the man he was though. People are the way they are. RIP big man

  • @Robby_C
    @Robby_C 3 года назад +4

    23:45 - How great would it have been if Bobo was in studio and they had him do the interview

    • @KC-bg1th
      @KC-bg1th 3 года назад +2

      Bobo would have gotten hired on the spot.

    • @Firbolgwarrior
      @Firbolgwarrior 3 года назад +2

      Fuck that would have been seriously glorious material lol

  • @OrphansCorpse
    @OrphansCorpse 3 года назад +3

    We get it, he makes his own sauce...
    The whit of a 12 year old.

  • @markdemos75
    @markdemos75 3 года назад +4

    Notice Patrice is the one with the big heart. RIP

  • @SB-131
    @SB-131 2 года назад +1

    “You need cups nigga?” 🤣.

  • @robert5976
    @robert5976 3 года назад +2

    Opie at 56:43 killed me

  • @stevenorellano2039
    @stevenorellano2039 3 года назад +1

    Dude I'm fucking crying laughing so goddamn hard. That poor old man.

  • @knicksfule
    @knicksfule 3 года назад +1

    This is one of my all time favorites. Stupid Leonard. Patrice and Ant at their best

  • @mcpablo13
    @mcpablo13 4 года назад +4

    Jim would've Ramone'd the manager.

    • @charles67198
      @charles67198 3 года назад +2

      That,would have been a better bit.

  • @notsusan
    @notsusan 3 года назад +3

    they should have turned opie's mic off

  • @marshboii
    @marshboii 3 года назад +2

    25:45 thats actually true till this day, my friend works at dunkins, entry level shit, he makes $13hr and his manager only makes $17hr , the thing is, the people that make $13hr also makes tips. so it adds up , extra 10bucks a day .

  • @SmokeymcJoint420
    @SmokeymcJoint420 6 лет назад +5

    Classic, they almost made that old dude kill himself.

  • @12aR9
    @12aR9 3 года назад +1

    Anthony got this right in second that he saw that guy speaking

  • @merbac
    @merbac Год назад

    20:50 Very good Opie!!!

  • @Cosmo87-
    @Cosmo87- 3 года назад +1

    36:46 Anthony the great’s Shawshank bit

  • @Gabagool93
    @Gabagool93 3 года назад

    I am definitely going to hell for laughing at this.

  • @TheTrolliosis
    @TheTrolliosis 5 лет назад +1

    This is one of the most evil things Anthony ever did fucking hell hahaha

  • @armstrongslastnut2532
    @armstrongslastnut2532 3 года назад +1

    Why does this guy sound like an older Chris Chan

  • @scubanluban2533
    @scubanluban2533 5 лет назад +3

    Mc Donald's started in San Bernardino ca

    • @kingk314
      @kingk314 3 года назад +1

      Facts. It's still on E street

    • @bennyhath1789
      @bennyhath1789 Месяц назад

      They said it was the first one in Missouri

  • @Cosmo87-
    @Cosmo87- 3 года назад +1

    44:34 Anthony tells a story that basically foreshadows his own firing

  • @lincoln8530
    @lincoln8530 3 года назад +1

    That’s a good lookin sandwich

  • @FuttBuckerson87
    @FuttBuckerson87 2 года назад

    You NEED to give Opie credit for that "so you are saying that "m" is just a lazy "N"?" line. c'mon that was good

  • @jamierollan355
    @jamierollan355 3 года назад +2

    Dude, Jimmy would've made this gold platinum!

  • @MegaMan-bs3oy
    @MegaMan-bs3oy 5 месяцев назад

    Nah they didnt get ANYTHING he said he would put them on a payment for life HE GAVE THEM ZERO!

  • @Ebolacrash
    @Ebolacrash 2 года назад

    Opie is the greatest comdian ever ....The GOAT ! That special sauce joke as stood the test of time.... Brilliant

  • @1manorgy
    @1manorgy 3 года назад +1

    Worse than cake stomping tbh.

  • @Robby_C
    @Robby_C 3 года назад

    At the risk of sounding like Opie... They all missed the most obvious one, If you have to bring your own food to your table....

  • @thekraken4886
    @thekraken4886 Год назад

    Opie almost ruins this during the phone call. God he stinks

  • @ViewsFromTheDeathStar
    @ViewsFromTheDeathStar 3 года назад

    Lmao Lennid

  • @mindaugasjurevicius5776
    @mindaugasjurevicius5776 3 года назад +1

    Is this bit real? Or was it before the law where you have to tell people that they are on the radio?

  • @Robby_C
    @Robby_C 3 года назад

    Does everybody in St Louise sound like Scott Shannon?

  • @andjunglepunkthirteen760
    @andjunglepunkthirteen760 4 года назад

    Holy shit, that is harsh.

  • @luisnieves1844
    @luisnieves1844 3 года назад

    This picture make my mouth weepy..

  • @WilliamWallace-jn1vn
    @WilliamWallace-jn1vn 3 года назад +1

    No Jim? I’m in.. He stinks!

  • @groovygamers1
    @groovygamers1 3 года назад +1

    All the opie haters are just projecting because they themselves are a bad hang.

  • @the701squad1
    @the701squad1 5 лет назад

    Opie. Burger King. Utter Hatred

  • @packman2940
    @packman2940 3 года назад +2

    Jimmy tries to take over the show sometimes. I don’t mind him not being there

  • @FortunateJuice
    @FortunateJuice 3 года назад +2

    Opie did nothing but get in the way on this one.

  • @MidgetHulkSMASH
    @MidgetHulkSMASH 3 года назад +1

    Why in the fuck do I always come across the same 12 to 15 O & A bits? They’re such classic gold that I’ve listened to each of them several times but was that the only time they were funny in like 20 years!? Seems unlikely but the fact still remains that there simply aren’t that many truly hilarious bits on RUclips for a 20 year career... maybe they’ve just all been lost now. Shit all went down hill once Patrice was gone. Probably for the best though, as much as we need him in this overly feminized society, he would have been miserable to see what a twat laden world we let this become.
    P.S. this is most definitely not one of the better bits.

  • @ericsmith677
    @ericsmith677 3 года назад +1

    Til this day i don't know if this was real......

  • @glennhigh6094
    @glennhigh6094 3 года назад +1

    “He’s taking retarded nibbles.” might be one of the most awful/hilarious lines ever.

  • @ruhigul492
    @ruhigul492 3 года назад

    18:20 funny.

  • @madz79
    @madz79 3 года назад +1

    Yea jims funnier then opie...

    • @MrTwon1610
      @MrTwon1610 2 года назад

      ...but the show was funnier without Jimmy
      Some of their funniest bits are Jimless

    • @madz79
      @madz79 2 года назад

      @@MrTwon1610 you know thats not true silly!
      Maybe u just dont like jim .... which is cool but he is funny like him or not

    • @matthewbarry1746
      @matthewbarry1746 3 месяца назад

      @@madz79Ya, Jimmy was never funny hitting all those soundbites over and over. Oh wait...Opie defenders are morons.

    • @matthewbarry1746
      @matthewbarry1746 3 месяца назад

      ​@@MrTwon1610"Be more funny."

  • @stevenp25100
    @stevenp25100 3 года назад

    about 23:45 in and just can't keep going. Sounds like it might get funny according to the comments but yall must have some patience.

    • @thenoobletlego
      @thenoobletlego 3 года назад

      Haven't you ever listened to O&A before? You just throw it on in the background, while you're doing whatever. Sometimes they hit, sometimes they miss.

    • @mattb8943
      @mattb8943 3 года назад +1

      Seriously? I’m 6 minutes in and I’m laughing my ass off

  • @GorbyP
    @GorbyP 2 года назад

    Partice never added anything, he would interrupt with stammering and stuttering and searching for a funny word, if you don't have anything to say, let someone else speak

    • @afinch93
      @afinch93 9 месяцев назад

      Youre high

  • @brandonobaza8610
    @brandonobaza8610 6 лет назад +1

    Bada-ba-ba-baaa, I'm hatin' it.

  • @kenniamm2602
    @kenniamm2602 6 лет назад +7

    This probably the only time I think I've felt that Anthony was really in the wrong. Like, worse than opie. Ope was a crybaby douche but this one call of ant's is pretty immoral, and not funny at all

    • @Wise__guy
      @Wise__guy 5 лет назад +3

      It's dark AF. I'm still in comfortable

    • @Marmalade_Sally
      @Marmalade_Sally 4 года назад +5

      Good lord, this isn't even in the Top 20 worst things Ant has done or said on air...

    • @Serote_Kaiba
      @Serote_Kaiba 3 года назад +4

      Man that shit was funny. Messed up but funny.

    • @realjasonhoward
      @realjasonhoward 3 года назад +5

      For “not funny at all”, I’m laughing so hard I’m crying. It’s the funniest thing I’ve heard in a long time.

    • @edwardfights4900
      @edwardfights4900 3 года назад +1

      Listen to another show then?

  • @poopballs7795
    @poopballs7795 3 года назад

    Why do so many people believe this is real? It is so obviously staged it's ridiculous