@@artemis2291 ey vay vay as my Persian jeegar would say, lol he got mad carpets. I'm Indian and yes I should be ashamed of myself for not owning one. I made another mistake some guy who buys them from France and sometimes second hand had a pink one, I forgot the name so I was like its hard to find the pink ones for a decent price as you know we Indians are economically when it comes to money we like to bargain and save money. so I was like can I buy a second hand one he looked at me as if I told him I cheated and someone died at the same time. lol he was like if you want a pink carpet you should buy a NEW one, what if somebody died on it lol 🇮🇳❤️🇮🇷
Tara is hilarious.......this lady is so talented,,, like to see more of her doing standup comedy in the English version,,,,,,,,,,,,her Farsi is phenomenal for somebody who has grown up in Canada .........
the ending cracked me up, so funny, and nostalgic as I haven't heard that song in forever. Im so glad i found this channel and can't wait to watch everything else. I miss my Iranianness
@@bkerbal8444 Thank you. I am asking, because we have a song with the same music in Armenian language. As far as I know, Jozef Sefian used to sing this song. I was surprised to find out that Armenian and Iranians have common music melodies)
Loved it! BTW really why all of us love to wear black outfits 😅anytime I go for shopping it s like black clothes pulling me toward themselves, my husband is not Irani and always complaining about this😆😆😆😅😅😅😅 I know he is right but just cant stop it! It s part of Irani blood I guess 🤔😅
So this is an actual thing then?! I’m Mexican but I dress almost every day with at least something in black or in full black, to the point that my grandma gets mortified *lol*. I also get almost magnetically attracted to black clothes hanging on the rack when shopping. I actually felt weirdly related to the whole black clothes thing on this clip. Can this be some distant Iranian gene I’m not aware off? 🤔😂
When my friend and I were roommates, she said we had to go get new everything. Our tea cups were clear and hold rimmed, we HAD to have a trey for candies for guests and everything was to be hand washed. Oh and the rug. Gotta have a rug.
Meysamesfahaniofficial Meysam Esfahani Music I think Iranians would hate Indian houses! Typical Indian homes here are very naked and minimalist compared to Persian home!
'Poor things don't have a single rug, it's like their house is nude.' 😂😂😂 My Italian-American fiance doesn't understand... (I'm only part Persian but grew up with all the Persian rugs and tapestry fabric on every table. 😅)
am I the only one drooling over the guy (Matt Catanzano)? and epart ferom dat, Manije joon keep up de good vork! i am vaiting for your new vidios 😂😂😂😂😂
OMG I LOVE THIS😂😂😂😂😂😍😍😍 also i appreciate you out all my childhood songs in the Background. Can you pls add the Name of the Titels. Cuz i just know the song but not the title
I'm never going to buy an Iranian carpet, just because you said that. I'll always buy regular carpet, you know, the stuff you can walk on, vacuum, get dirty, clean with detergent, replace, etc etc? Oh, and doesn't cost you an arm and a leg and cause you problems with Persians getting offended at people walking on their export.
yes my dear周武 this is your choice and respectable,But precious, valuable Iranian carpets are for those who are often wealthy ,And there is a waitress in their house,Even in middle-class families, cleanliness is a sign of health,And it forces you to clean the house every day ,Or at least once three day.Or you might be one of the people cleaning your house once a month?
@@professorzebelkhan7235 What a respectful reply! I'm not used to these on the RUclips comments section! I don't intend to be Wealthy, even though my father is wealthy, because the wealthy are hated for their wealth. But nor do I intend to be penniless, because the penniless are despised for their poverty. I am, rather, a Christian. My existence on earth is to fulfill my duties to God. If, in the interests of God, I clean my house daily, or weekly, or monthly, whatever is in His best interests, I shall do. But if there is an overriding more urgent need, I will attend to that need instead. But as for Persian carpets, it is not a luxury I intend to invest in. I may want to host children's meetings at my house. And no one can decree a child where to stand and where not to and expect all of them to obey. Humans are born unruly and rebellious, and only get worse over time. Therefore, I vow to neither buy expensive Persian carpets, nor Chinese silks, nor Etruscan pottery, nor famous Dutch furniture, nor anything made for the eyes and not for the use. Instead, whatever money I can save from my daily expenses, such as food, clothing, petrol, telecommunications, healthcare, gifts and donations, and other such things, I shall dedicate to God and to His House and to His Purposes. And may He keep me alive in this world where madness is common, fear is prevalent, paranoia is everywhere, folly is second nature, death is just over the horizon, was is but a breath away, and people still run brazenly into danger, and get angry when they suffer for disobeying obvious warning signs, because they still want to blame others for their own mistakes. My only anger and frustration and exasperation is directed at human beings, mere mortals who don't even know what's going on on the other side of the earth, nor can remember what they ate 5 years ago, yet, say that they are 100% certain that God is not real, and if God were real, He's doing a terrible job. If they had any sense, they would realise that God is doing an incredible job, because somehow, God has kept them alive in spite of all of their folly, so that they can still live to say such words of madness. With civilisations at war, whether overtly or covertly, alliances broken and reformed at the drop of a hat, why is anyone surprised that this world is finally coming to an end? The only miracle in my eyes is that we didn't all kill each other a long, long time ago. We human beings have grown insane, are unruly, ungovernable, and from the highest presidents to the lowest rulers, a bunch of crooks who all knowingly break God's laws, but all secretly hope that either God didn't notice or will let us off the hook, but will destroy our enemies for doing the exact same thing. We're a bunch of hypocrites. A billionaire is no less a sinner than a beggar, but a beggar is also no less a sinner than a billionaire. Is there truly a man alive today who can genuinely be proud of themselves and the way that they have lived their lives, 100%? I think not! And the older one gets, the more bitter we feel about our failures, and the higher we get in society, the more empty our 'achievements' appear. My only Faith is in a 33.5 year old, half Jewish, half Divine carpenter from Nazareth, but born in Bethlehem. A Man whose claim to fame primarily revolves around living a Sinless life, only to die for humanity on the Cross, so that His Loss can become our gain: the biggest charity all humanity has ever witnessed. Alas, who, in 2019, still regards this Righteous Man for His Life and Living for the sake of us all? Which one of us does not chase vanities of wealth, fame, high positions, or who knows what else like a bunch of whores, and forget our duties to our own Creator? No! Perhaps I am no less a sinner than the rest of humanity, but this stops right here, right now! Jesus will not be forgotten by me! I may be Chinese, and to me, Middle Eastern politics are about as relevant as which toddler is right: the one who said it's raining or the one that insists that it is sprinkling. But I know an ideal Ruler when I see one: Incorruptible, Imbribeable. Someone not interested in power, nor in force, but Someone who protects, provides, and guides. Someone who gives and does not take. Someone who instructs but does not demand nor force. Someone who doesn't take into account our debts to Him, and wants the rest of us to forgive each others' debts. To this One I shall bow down to proudly to declare that this is the King who is worthy for me to serve! Someone Greater than all 5000 years of Chinese rulers, from antiquity to modernity. Someone who is King, even over the Americans and Russians and Jews. Yes, Jesus is my Lord and my King, and I love Him and am ready to be killed for being a Christian. That is my greatest honour and privilege, apart from seeing Him Face to Face the day He returns him the Heavens to the Earth.
@@professorzebelkhan7235 Thank you, good sir. And may my Lord Jesus Christ extend His Mercy and Compassion to you also, in the midst of this crooked and perverted generation that you might not perish with the rest in their senseless rebellion against God, but have Eternal Life, even as God willed to give to us in the beginning, but was hindered by humankind's cooperation with the rebellion and lies of Satan, even unto this day, which is present in every nation, people, tribe and tongue under the sun, except differ one from the other only in outward appearances and forms, such that human beings no longer recognise each other as brothers, all born of Adam, but rather, as enemies. Thus, Satan shrieks with joy as he incites mankind, the creature who never did anything against him, but he wishes to see destroyed, into a state of constant civil war, with Kingdom rising up against kingdom and nation rising up against nations, with wars and rumours of war in various places, such that men's souls faint before them and in the day, they wish it were night, and at night, they wish it were day, until they are consumed, and wished they had a hundred more years to live in this wretched existence. But God did not intend this for us in the very beginning. Rather, God planted our common forefather, Adam, and his wife, later called Eve, in the Garden of Eden, that is, in the Garden of God's Pleasure. We were ordained to eat of the Tree of Life, thereby, to live forever, and to Drink from the River of Water of Life, thereby, to thirst nevermore. And in this way, God gets into us and fills us up from the inside out, so that we no longer merely have been made in the image and likeness of God, but even have God as our contents. In this way, we become qualified and equipped to be His Proper Representative under the sun, even though we are nothing but dust and ashes. For this reason, all humankind is hated and despised by Satan, an archangel who presumed to make himself higher and greater than his own Creator God, and he will die trying to perpetuate his claims in ceaseless propaganda and lies. He shall by no means be suffered by God to prevail, even if, for a time and times and half a time, be suffered to rule over mankind in the authority of darkness, that the souls of men might be tried for purity, as gold is refined by fire and acid. In this way, though humans complain there are too many of us, numbering over 7 billion strong, last time I checked, only a small handful will be left when all has been said and done. I pray to my dear Lord Jesus that you, sir professor Zebelkhan, might be one of them, you and your entire house. God is not a respecter of persons. Nor does He desire to hold anything against any of His beloved creatures of any nation. Will you therefore take Jesus as your Lord and Saviour also, and come under His protective umbrella? If you do, you will be more protected than even the majority of Americans, Russians, Israelis and everyone else. Because God has conferred His Supreme Authority to Jesus, my Lord. And whosoever believes into Him, even if he should die, shall live. Thus, my dear brother Watchman Nee, whom I've never met face to face, indeed, died decades before I was born, though he was enslaved in a Chinese Communist prison for refusing to bow down to the demands that he should forfeit the Lordship of Jesus, but come under the government sanctioned 'church', which is forced to bow down to the Chinese establishment, was faithful to our dear Lord Jesus, even unto death, 20 years after he was imprisoned, even though he was often given false hope of release and justice and righteousness. I was born in China in the province of the Head of the Chinese Communist Revolution, Mao Zedong. Indeed, in my youth, when I became increasingly disillusioned with the West, grew to approve of Mao's methods to keep China for Chinese, and to purify us from foreign influence. Nevertheless, even at that time, I had to admit a gross amount of innocent blood was spilled through mismanagement. Today, I'm joyful to pronounce that whatever evils China has committed has been purified by the faithfulness unto death of Watchman Nee, who has fully demonstrated to the entire inhabited earth that we Chinese are not all evil. But the power of Watchman Nee's standing was not in his own strength or in his own righteousness, which surely would have folded under pressure. Rather, it was on the Christ Jesus who preferred to be whipped, spat on, blasphemed, slandered, wrongly condemned, and sent to die by His own people and carried out by foreigners, who made His sufferings worse, and indeed, even the two thieves crucified with Him rebuked Him, than to cease from loving the Lord with all of His Heart, Soul, Mind and Strength, and loving His Neighbours, that is, all Mankind, as Himself, to the point of delivering up His soul life, that we all have the opportunity to choose to live because He has died in our stead, decontaminating us from all of our guilty stains that Satan tortures us with night and day. Peace and Grace from God, my Abba Father, thanks to Jesus my Lord, to you, to your family, to your tribe, to your tongue, to your nation and to your people. May it become more commonly known among your people that the death that Jesus died for the forgiveness of sins applies to all Iranians also. And not only to Iranians, but to all descendants of Noah, Jews and Gentiles alike. May no one fail to grasp the proffered olive branch of peace, true peace, not the false peace the world offers, from God, and not from man. For all men are liars, myself included, but God's Words are True. And the words I now speak, I do not speak from myself, or they would also be lies, but before God, they are all according to the Revelation of God's Own Completed Bible, which can be searched up anywhere and everywhere by anyone and everyone, to God's Pleasure. But the Book Martin Luther died for to take it out of the hands of the Catholic clergymen to unlawfully lord it over God's own sheep, even to slaughter, to give to all mankind, has woefully become despised and ignored, even because it is now so freely available. May it be more widely known how every human government has attempted at some point, to ban it, because it tells the truth that no human authority is either absolute, nor Perfect, nor permanent, but all derives from God's own Authority. And no human being in a high position can remain there except by the grace and mercy of God Himself. Therefore, no man is qualified to boast. Nor can any claim Sinless perfection except Jesus. For this cause, the Bible is hated by all, for it exposes every last bastion of darkness in everyone's being, until Satan is fully routed from within us, to our final liberation from the tyranny of sin and death. Hallelujah!
Thank god that shahs of sunset was funny in the beginning but now they make all of us look like a devaneh! I emailed Andy’s producer and said baba Iam Persian, doctor married to doctor and living in mansion make me housewife! No really I did haha
Why is it that only Iranians know who Alain Delon ??? He is in his 80s and I still HV crush on him ... And the best part of clip was Alison's Ghormeh sabzi ...hehehe
It's the same for the Balkans. The older generations always compares handsome guys to Alain Delon and good looking women to either Sophia Loren (if dark haired) or Brigitte Bardot (if blonde) 😂😂
Wow, This is Wonderful Manijeh!!! WONDERFUL!!, 😂😂😃 This kind of mood, this kind humorousness, using the absurd and exaggerated situations is fantastic.....🌷🦋 Our capacity for laughing of ourselves or our own customs or habits is very difficult, but it is great.❤️😘 The scene with the black color, and the clothes,🙄oh, God, how much made me remember, and made me laugh...!!!!😂😃 It is exactly a question I made me 🙄🤔sometime, But, just for respect, and a kind of shame, I didn’t ask to my friends....😀 Thank you Manijeh, Pls, make another videos like this one.😘🌷 This kind of videos are useful too for creating communication between people.
Rumor has it that Gregg and Alison have changed their names to Ghaffar and Arezoo :)
sarkaniemi 🤣🤣🤣👌🏻
😂😂😂👌🏻
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😂😂😂
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the part about the clown is THE BEST
Are you clowning? Do you clown? 😂 😂
Unlike most Persian girls, I never wear a black dress. It makes me look too thin. 😋
Ve need more kelip of Manijeh and Negin....peleese!
John Manley how do you know about kelip 😹😹😹😹
T F Lol. I’m half Iranian.
I’m for it 😂
👍
spot on! hahaha
When she frantically brought out the Esfand , mordam 😂😂😂
I used to sneeze EVERY damn time momz would bring it out.
The best part was the rug on top of the rug 😂
What about rug on couch
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We need MORE Manijeh!!!!!
and Negin togeather
manijeh for president hahaha
Surley not this kind of Manijeh.
All jokes aside, how does one actually live without at least one farsh?
Exactly
I honestly don’t know and I’m not even persian lol, I’m iraqi and we call it “zoolya”
I am Iranian and don’t have even one in my house 😂😅
@@artemis2291 ey vay vay as my Persian jeegar would say, lol he got mad carpets. I'm Indian and yes I should be ashamed of myself for not owning one. I made another mistake some guy who buys them from France and sometimes second hand had a pink one, I forgot the name so I was like its hard to find the pink ones for a decent price as you know we Indians are economically when it comes to money we like to bargain and save money. so I was like can I buy a second hand one he looked at me as if I told him I cheated and someone died at the same time. lol he was like if you want a pink carpet you should buy a NEW one, what if somebody died on it lol 🇮🇳❤️🇮🇷
What is farsh?
I can smell Manijeh’s perfume through the screen.
من عاشق نگین شدم 😂
Are you clowning, do you clown ? 😂😂😂
I have this intuition, when ever i see Iranians i recognise them even from far.. Will love to visirt iran again
lol 😂
Persians dress in black in all the gatherings as if they are going to the funeral but we actually going to the gathering. 😋
منم همینطور
Iol
That s rude
Negin is the best interpreter.
Truth...persian bf said i needed more rugs...the MOMENT he came to my place for his first overnight. Smh
Michelle Williams 😂😂😂😂
AR S
It’s not a bad thing lmao
I have to Beg my mom not to bring me more rugs, I beg her.
@@ARS-vs6kx we ARE ALL like that
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I'm in tears! This is the transofrmation I didn't know I needed in my life!
ahaha! Loved the makeover, all the Persian rugs, use of gold and other rich colors. I'm middle-eastern, it felt comforting!
Farhang-e irani kheili jaleb ast!😀
Iranian culture is so very interesting!😀
This is so spot on I thought Manijeh was my grandma
the funniest part is that manijeh is actually my grandma's name
Tara is brilliant. So talented. I am so proud of you.
I was watching this with my Persian language student and we liked it a lot :) She completely understood what does Farsh mean to us :)))
This was amazing! Extremely funny and very creative. Well done Tara, Niousha and team.
the English lady when she was kissing her husbands cheek: 👀
Don't call her English.
@@rejencann7411 don't call us Arabs :D
Indeed the Persian culture is a RICH culture! So proud of it!!!🥰
Tara is hilarious.......this lady is so talented,,, like to see more of her doing standup comedy in the English version,,,,,,,,,,,,her Farsi is phenomenal for somebody who has grown up in Canada .........
We need more Persian videos ❤️❤️❤️❤️🤩
The translator bit was a homage to Dai Jan Napoleon. Iranians know what I’m talking about. 😂
I LOST IT at Alain Delon 😂 I thought my family was the only Persian family obsessed with him.
the ending cracked me up, so funny, and nostalgic as I haven't heard that song in forever. Im so glad i found this channel and can't wait to watch everything else. I miss my Iranianness
Do you know the author of the song?
@@hasmikhambardzumyan9113 I believe either kambiz or shahram shabpareh. The song is called " to in zamoone"
@@bkerbal8444 Thank you. I am asking, because we have a song with the same music in Armenian language. As far as I know, Jozef Sefian used to sing this song. I was surprised to find out that Armenian and Iranians have common music melodies)
Do you know the music that plays at 3:40 ?
@@Mokun413 I don't unfortunately, sorry!
We need moreeeee Manijeh and Negin!!!!!
Shoma har do kheili jaleb hastid.😀
Both of you are very interesting.😀
This was hysterical. I loved it. I got here because of a joke on GT that I couldn't understand an actual word of but it was clearly a bit.
Omg, now u are my new favorite person on RUclips😂❤️
Omg please make more videos! You’re brilliant
this uplifts me , watched several time especially after firing my PA and the translator reminds me of her so no regrets ...
Tara Joon it was fantastic. You summed up the Iranians way really well.
I love the Manijeh series!
when they bring the carpets, they persianised
Loved it! BTW really why all of us love to wear black outfits 😅anytime I go for shopping it s like black clothes pulling me toward themselves, my husband is not Irani and always complaining about this😆😆😆😅😅😅😅 I know he is right but just cant stop it! It s part of Irani blood I guess 🤔😅
Zahra Lalami
Even Afghani people went
“Awi don’t know Vawy dose Irawni do dat?”
There were quite a few parties, where I was the only one not dressed in black aka I was the only non-Iranian.
So this is an actual thing then?! I’m Mexican but I dress almost every day with at least something in black or in full black, to the point that my grandma gets mortified *lol*. I also get almost magnetically attracted to black clothes hanging on the rack when shopping. I actually felt weirdly related to the whole black clothes thing on this clip. Can this be some distant Iranian gene I’m not aware off? 🤔😂
@@SkylarLux Yeah and genetic test is not required at all its so obvious
@@SkylarLux Actually I'm an Iranian guy and it's the same between boys too
Girl you're killing it. Don't stop!!!
"Yedooneh rang.......hamechee beham meeyad......un UN!"
When my friend and I were roommates, she said we had to go get new everything. Our tea cups were clear and hold rimmed, we HAD to have a trey for candies for guests and everything was to be hand washed. Oh and the rug. Gotta have a rug.
Omg where have you been all my life?! 😘😂 I’ve shared your video with my colleagues all over the world. We just love you!!! Merci 😘🦄❤️
The esfand 🤣
اسپند درسته espand that's right
My mom😂😂😂
((Peganum Harmala)) esm é elmi giah é Espand hast va dar English ((Harmel))gofteh mishavad!!!
@@marjannazari8239 we say esfand as well
Haha, the house is naked. 😂
Meysamesfahaniofficial Meysam Esfahani Music I think Iranians would hate Indian houses! Typical Indian homes here are very naked and minimalist compared to Persian home!
trueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
باحال بود، بازم بسازید تو این سبک موضوع 😍👌
Ok... someone needs to take this to the Valley, & market it as a sitcom!! Come on!! 👍🎬⭐
this is hilarious, i cried watching it, @Tara you are actually talented
I enjoyed it so much. Good job. God bless and be safe.
"Do you clown?"🤣
"Eh, that's rude!"
This is the best thing i ever seen in youtube!!منیژه جون عشقی!
You guys are truly awesome. My new favorite Iranian comedians 💛💛💛👑
'Poor things don't have a single rug, it's like their house is nude.' 😂😂😂 My Italian-American fiance doesn't understand... (I'm only part Persian but grew up with all the Persian rugs and tapestry fabric on every table. 😅)
...and chandeliers.
Hellllll love it
I wanna seeeee manijeh moreeeeee
She is absolutely the best
The tiny carpet on the big carpet was hilarious
Oh my God, you are the best, made me laugh all day. Thank you
I swear being Persian is just like in my big fat greek wedding.
My gosh I can't breath 🤣🤣🤣🤣y'all are amazing ! Keep up the good work ❤
Omg Tara your soooooo funny!!! I love that your videos are subbed. Please make more videos
Oh you! Your so beautiful, you shouldn’t have to do anything, you deserve everything!!!!
OMG! The three kisses and the surprised face of Gregg! LOL! So true!
OMG this is hilarious. Love these guys!
I love this show! It makes me LOL!!!
I need a translator like Negin 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
best thing i've seen all year!
PISSED MYSELF WITH LAUGHTER 😂😂😂😂
Persians say it in more polite ways. You're not the only one in need of extra shower!
Best thing I have seen all day, I really loved the last bit 😂😂👍
Oh gosh! 😂😅.... Manijeh jaaan...the Espan part was brilliant 😂👍👏👏👏 ❤️🖤
I am just SO GLAD RUclips recommendations brought me here
ای ول ای ول،داش مجیدو ایول
am I the only one drooling over the guy (Matt Catanzano)?
and epart ferom dat, Manije joon keep up de good vork! i am vaiting for your new vidios 😂😂😂😂😂
Omfg I'm Ethiopian but this is hilarious 🤣
OMG, I didnt expect that. Soooo funny. I loved it 😂❤️
Need a laugh during these dark days,thank you!!
I just stumbled on your videos and I absolutely love them!
Please do more videos. This is so much fun to watch
i’m dying at the esfand part
Awesome acting and amazing talented artists
OMG I LOVE THIS😂😂😂😂😂😍😍😍
also i appreciate you out all my childhood songs in the Background. Can you pls add the Name of the Titels. Cuz i just know the song but not the title
At Sigmund Freud's house there were more Iranian carpets, never forget, treat the Iranian carpet with respect.Bravo Manijeh
I'm never going to buy an Iranian carpet, just because you said that. I'll always buy regular carpet, you know, the stuff you can walk on, vacuum, get dirty, clean with detergent, replace, etc etc? Oh, and doesn't cost you an arm and a leg and cause you problems with Persians getting offended at people walking on their export.
yes my dear周武 this is your choice and respectable,But precious, valuable Iranian carpets are for those who are often wealthy ,And there is a waitress in their house,Even in middle-class families, cleanliness is a sign of health,And it forces you to clean the house every day ,Or at least once three day.Or you might be one of the people cleaning your house once a month?
@@professorzebelkhan7235 What a respectful reply! I'm not used to these on the RUclips comments section!
I don't intend to be Wealthy, even though my father is wealthy, because the wealthy are hated for their wealth. But nor do I intend to be penniless, because the penniless are despised for their poverty.
I am, rather, a Christian. My existence on earth is to fulfill my duties to God. If, in the interests of God, I clean my house daily, or weekly, or monthly, whatever is in His best interests, I shall do. But if there is an overriding more urgent need, I will attend to that need instead.
But as for Persian carpets, it is not a luxury I intend to invest in. I may want to host children's meetings at my house. And no one can decree a child where to stand and where not to and expect all of them to obey. Humans are born unruly and rebellious, and only get worse over time.
Therefore, I vow to neither buy expensive Persian carpets, nor Chinese silks, nor Etruscan pottery, nor famous Dutch furniture, nor anything made for the eyes and not for the use.
Instead, whatever money I can save from my daily expenses, such as food, clothing, petrol, telecommunications, healthcare, gifts and donations, and other such things, I shall dedicate to God and to His House and to His Purposes. And may He keep me alive in this world where madness is common, fear is prevalent, paranoia is everywhere, folly is second nature, death is just over the horizon, was is but a breath away, and people still run brazenly into danger, and get angry when they suffer for disobeying obvious warning signs, because they still want to blame others for their own mistakes.
My only anger and frustration and exasperation is directed at human beings, mere mortals who don't even know what's going on on the other side of the earth, nor can remember what they ate 5 years ago, yet, say that they are 100% certain that God is not real, and if God were real, He's doing a terrible job.
If they had any sense, they would realise that God is doing an incredible job, because somehow, God has kept them alive in spite of all of their folly, so that they can still live to say such words of madness.
With civilisations at war, whether overtly or covertly, alliances broken and reformed at the drop of a hat, why is anyone surprised that this world is finally coming to an end? The only miracle in my eyes is that we didn't all kill each other a long, long time ago.
We human beings have grown insane, are unruly, ungovernable, and from the highest presidents to the lowest rulers, a bunch of crooks who all knowingly break God's laws, but all secretly hope that either God didn't notice or will let us off the hook, but will destroy our enemies for doing the exact same thing. We're a bunch of hypocrites.
A billionaire is no less a sinner than a beggar, but a beggar is also no less a sinner than a billionaire.
Is there truly a man alive today who can genuinely be proud of themselves and the way that they have lived their lives, 100%? I think not! And the older one gets, the more bitter we feel about our failures, and the higher we get in society, the more empty our 'achievements' appear.
My only Faith is in a 33.5 year old, half Jewish, half Divine carpenter from Nazareth, but born in Bethlehem. A Man whose claim to fame primarily revolves around living a Sinless life, only to die for humanity on the Cross, so that His Loss can become our gain: the biggest charity all humanity has ever witnessed.
Alas, who, in 2019, still regards this Righteous Man for His Life and Living for the sake of us all?
Which one of us does not chase vanities of wealth, fame, high positions, or who knows what else like a bunch of whores, and forget our duties to our own Creator?
No! Perhaps I am no less a sinner than the rest of humanity, but this stops right here, right now!
Jesus will not be forgotten by me! I may be Chinese, and to me, Middle Eastern politics are about as relevant as which toddler is right: the one who said it's raining or the one that insists that it is sprinkling. But I know an ideal Ruler when I see one: Incorruptible, Imbribeable. Someone not interested in power, nor in force, but Someone who protects, provides, and guides. Someone who gives and does not take. Someone who instructs but does not demand nor force.
Someone who doesn't take into account our debts to Him, and wants the rest of us to forgive each others' debts.
To this One I shall bow down to proudly to declare that this is the King who is worthy for me to serve! Someone Greater than all 5000 years of Chinese rulers, from antiquity to modernity. Someone who is King, even over the Americans and Russians and Jews.
Yes, Jesus is my Lord and my King, and I love Him and am ready to be killed for being a Christian. That is my greatest honour and privilege, apart from seeing Him Face to Face the day He returns him the Heavens to the Earth.
@@zhouwu god bless you and lord jesus with you forever, your way is way of simplicity in side of the people around the world.
@@professorzebelkhan7235 Thank you, good sir. And may my Lord Jesus Christ extend His Mercy and Compassion to you also, in the midst of this crooked and perverted generation that you might not perish with the rest in their senseless rebellion against God, but have Eternal Life, even as God willed to give to us in the beginning, but was hindered by humankind's cooperation with the rebellion and lies of Satan, even unto this day, which is present in every nation, people, tribe and tongue under the sun, except differ one from the other only in outward appearances and forms, such that human beings no longer recognise each other as brothers, all born of Adam, but rather, as enemies.
Thus, Satan shrieks with joy as he incites mankind, the creature who never did anything against him, but he wishes to see destroyed, into a state of constant civil war, with Kingdom rising up against kingdom and nation rising up against nations, with wars and rumours of war in various places, such that men's souls faint before them and in the day, they wish it were night, and at night, they wish it were day, until they are consumed, and wished they had a hundred more years to live in this wretched existence.
But God did not intend this for us in the very beginning.
Rather, God planted our common forefather, Adam, and his wife, later called Eve, in the Garden of Eden, that is, in the Garden of God's Pleasure. We were ordained to eat of the Tree of Life, thereby, to live forever, and to Drink from the River of Water of Life, thereby, to thirst nevermore. And in this way, God gets into us and fills us up from the inside out, so that we no longer merely have been made in the image and likeness of God, but even have God as our contents.
In this way, we become qualified and equipped to be His Proper Representative under the sun, even though we are nothing but dust and ashes.
For this reason, all humankind is hated and despised by Satan, an archangel who presumed to make himself higher and greater than his own Creator God, and he will die trying to perpetuate his claims in ceaseless propaganda and lies. He shall by no means be suffered by God to prevail, even if, for a time and times and half a time, be suffered to rule over mankind in the authority of darkness, that the souls of men might be tried for purity, as gold is refined by fire and acid.
In this way, though humans complain there are too many of us, numbering over 7 billion strong, last time I checked, only a small handful will be left when all has been said and done.
I pray to my dear Lord Jesus that you, sir professor Zebelkhan, might be one of them, you and your entire house.
God is not a respecter of persons. Nor does He desire to hold anything against any of His beloved creatures of any nation.
Will you therefore take Jesus as your Lord and Saviour also, and come under His protective umbrella? If you do, you will be more protected than even the majority of Americans, Russians, Israelis and everyone else. Because God has conferred His Supreme Authority to Jesus, my Lord. And whosoever believes into Him, even if he should die, shall live. Thus, my dear brother Watchman Nee, whom I've never met face to face, indeed, died decades before I was born, though he was enslaved in a Chinese Communist prison for refusing to bow down to the demands that he should forfeit the Lordship of Jesus, but come under the government sanctioned 'church', which is forced to bow down to the Chinese establishment, was faithful to our dear Lord Jesus, even unto death, 20 years after he was imprisoned, even though he was often given false hope of release and justice and righteousness.
I was born in China in the province of the Head of the Chinese Communist Revolution, Mao Zedong. Indeed, in my youth, when I became increasingly disillusioned with the West, grew to approve of Mao's methods to keep China for Chinese, and to purify us from foreign influence. Nevertheless, even at that time, I had to admit a gross amount of innocent blood was spilled through mismanagement.
Today, I'm joyful to pronounce that whatever evils China has committed has been purified by the faithfulness unto death of Watchman Nee, who has fully demonstrated to the entire inhabited earth that we Chinese are not all evil. But the power of Watchman Nee's standing was not in his own strength or in his own righteousness, which surely would have folded under pressure. Rather, it was on the Christ Jesus who preferred to be whipped, spat on, blasphemed, slandered, wrongly condemned, and sent to die by His own people and carried out by foreigners, who made His sufferings worse, and indeed, even the two thieves crucified with Him rebuked Him, than to cease from loving the Lord with all of His Heart, Soul, Mind and Strength, and loving His Neighbours, that is, all Mankind, as Himself, to the point of delivering up His soul life, that we all have the opportunity to choose to live because He has died in our stead, decontaminating us from all of our guilty stains that Satan tortures us with night and day.
Peace and Grace from God, my Abba Father, thanks to Jesus my Lord, to you, to your family, to your tribe, to your tongue, to your nation and to your people. May it become more commonly known among your people that the death that Jesus died for the forgiveness of sins applies to all Iranians also. And not only to Iranians, but to all descendants of Noah, Jews and Gentiles alike.
May no one fail to grasp the proffered olive branch of peace, true peace, not the false peace the world offers, from God, and not from man. For all men are liars, myself included, but God's Words are True. And the words I now speak, I do not speak from myself, or they would also be lies, but before God, they are all according to the Revelation of God's Own Completed Bible, which can be searched up anywhere and everywhere by anyone and everyone, to God's Pleasure.
But the Book Martin Luther died for to take it out of the hands of the Catholic clergymen to unlawfully lord it over God's own sheep, even to slaughter, to give to all mankind, has woefully become despised and ignored, even because it is now so freely available.
May it be more widely known how every human government has attempted at some point, to ban it, because it tells the truth that no human authority is either absolute, nor Perfect, nor permanent, but all derives from God's own Authority. And no human being in a high position can remain there except by the grace and mercy of God Himself. Therefore, no man is qualified to boast. Nor can any claim Sinless perfection except Jesus. For this cause, the Bible is hated by all, for it exposes every last bastion of darkness in everyone's being, until Satan is fully routed from within us, to our final liberation from the tyranny of sin and death.
Hallelujah!
Ouf! Masterpiece.
Great vork, Tara-joon!
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Sima J Vat?!
Thank god that shahs of sunset was funny in the beginning but now they make all of us look like a devaneh! I emailed Andy’s producer and said baba Iam Persian, doctor married to doctor and living in mansion make me housewife! No really I did haha
Omg you are going to be famous. I've never laughed so hard!!!!!!!!
which part of this video was funny?
i loved it so much.somehow it made me like our cult more😁
when it started I thought it was a fully english/american video.. then the iranian music started loved ot from then on💛
واقعا معظلات و مشکلات فرهنگی و رفتاری اکثر ما ایرانی هارو رو در قالب طنز ، بدرستی بیان کردید 👍🌹
خییییییلی خوبه :) دستتون درد نکنه عزیزان. بوووس :))
Why is it that only Iranians know who Alain Delon ??? He is in his 80s and I still HV crush on him ...
And the best part of clip was Alison's Ghormeh sabzi ...hehehe
What does ghormesh sabzi mean? Im tajik and I understand almost everything, but I did not get this one🤭
@@nakinaz2143 ghormeh sabzi is a persian herb stew
@@saamiaam Oh its a meal that's why I did not get it. Thank you for explaining the meaning of it. 🙏
It's the same for the Balkans. The older generations always compares handsome guys to Alain Delon and good looking women to either Sophia Loren (if dark haired) or Brigitte Bardot (if blonde) 😂😂
Violent Artist hahaha, lol
Wow, This is Wonderful Manijeh!!!
WONDERFUL!!, 😂😂😃
This kind of mood, this kind humorousness, using the absurd and exaggerated situations is fantastic.....🌷🦋
Our capacity for laughing of ourselves or our own customs or habits is very difficult, but it is great.❤️😘
The scene with the black color, and the clothes,🙄oh, God, how much made me remember, and made me laugh...!!!!😂😃
It is exactly a question I made me 🙄🤔sometime,
But, just for respect, and a kind of shame, I didn’t ask to my friends....😀
Thank you Manijeh, Pls, make another videos like this one.😘🌷
This kind of videos are useful too for creating communication between people.
Omg! Tara is a genius
Omg this was amazing please make more
Are you clowning 🤣👌🏼
😂😂😂 OMG ! That made me laugh so much ❤️❤️❤️
Best thing... omg more ppl need to see this
Anytime I need laughter I get a good laugh here,
The gold chain at the end cracked me up:)
3:13 I'm seeing double!
You got lucky cause found that angle (manijeh) as your designer !
واقعا که کارتون بینظیره. خسته نباشین!
BE SALAMATI!!! Fantastic video Tara joon :)
محشری منیژه خانم . چقدر با نمکی و چه ارتیستی هستی شما ، دقیقا گل زدی به فرهنگ بوسه ، سلیقه و اگزاژریشن ...
I love Persian culture because it is also my culture.
I can’t stop laughing , the kisses 😂
Super fun video, I had to subscribe in the middle of the video. 😂
Nice videos
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