Tsugunaga Momoko - Uchimura Offmode 20130402

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Please understand that not every word on screen or spoken will be translated as I am not skilled at the language. I will, however, guarantee that I will only release what I felt confident in translating.
00:49 -- The announcer mentions something about Momochi admiring/liking or something the eternal idol, Matsuda Seiko. Momochi also mentions her at the beginning of the Hello! Project DVD Magazine Vol. 36 Disc 1, or Tsunclub II DX. I assume this a new side of the Momochi character.
Note: Momoko has actually admired Matsuda for a while now. Please disregard the above and my mistake. Thanks to xShyFansubsx for the tip.
6:07 -- Referring to the talent Katsumata Kunikazu. For those of you who have watched Nakai Masahiro's Black Variety, you might recognize him as he is a regular for that show.
8:02 -- Referring to SMAP's Katori Shingo.
9:45 -- Uchichi is the Uchi from Uchimura plus chi, like Momo plus chi.
11:08 -- Doesn't really translate well into English, or rather I couldn't. Uchimura calls her "お前(omae)" which could be seen as derogatory and/or rude, thus telling him to her call Momochi instead.
11:29 -- "ちゃべちゃって(chabechatte)" is a cutesy, little kid way of saying "食べて(tabete)" or "eat". I couldn't think of anything better than "chow down".
Constructive criticism would be greatly appreciated.

[@r59GMD]

かわいい！

[@flicker031]

she really hasn't changed

[@Xanador1]

Momo looks so much better without the pig tails. Thanks for the subs.

[@mikanv2]

ももち可愛い♥

[@ozesakoberryz35]

嗣永さんに生で会いたいです。
たまたま遭遇したお花見の方、幸せだったろうなあ…

[@桃栗万年]

offももち可愛ﾖ

[@DavidBialeschki]

Momchi so awesome I love her Im going to die laughing ,so cute n funny lol

[@tsuguchan11]

"DOOOMOOO!!" Hahaha I love her to pieces ;u; ❤️

[@DavidBialeschki]

I want to spend the day with Momochi I am jealous:(

[@ritsuki-r4w]

髪を下ろしたももちも可愛い

[@みやび-d2q]

ももち！

[@alexsekai]

Momochi is hilarious! XD

[@leetokunaga4801]

now i can enjoy it more with eng sub... thanks

[@chiakimomo]

your subs are so good!! subbed!

[@dryqa]

ちょーど面白い

[@RamonRodriguez-v6k]

Mis saludos para todas y Todos los dé la familia dé momochi mi chica dé los lazos mi cabrita hermosa mí Reina hermosa mi muñequita linda preciosa te quiero mucho Amiga

[@RamonRodriguez-v6k]

Mí saludos y respeto para tú papá muñequita linda preciosa te amo mucho mi chica dé los lazos mi cabrita hermosa

[@chippy9166]

Where the subtitle says “Let’s alright” must be “Let’s try”

[@さっさおー]

チカラ飯に時代を感じた

[@chiakimomo]

*subscribed :P

[@DrawingsOfNamine]

13:18 - I can't TAKE THIS WEEB SHIT ANYMORE.
LMAO.

[@RamonRodriguez-v6k]

Saludos muñequita linda preciosa mi Reina hermosa mi princesa presiosa mi A mor imposible mis nubes sin tormentas mis noches estrelladas mis jirasoles mi óseano y mi corazón mi chica dé los lazos té quiero mucho muñequita linda

[@DavidBialeschki]

Forgive me=ow!!! lol

[@pierreguillod5923]

Now
The violent manipulations are certainly a danger to me and to many else
AGAIN you may think of something long ago i mean CONTACT
AFTER anything can be fixed in a very good way
MY BODY IS MINE

[@dryqa]

07:00 笑

[@maipful]

:D

[@pierreguillod5923]

PLEASE RESPECT HUMAN RIGHTS
CONTACT ME
JUST CONTACT ME
AND this is for the first all
anything else will be explained in a very short good and aquerate time
IT IS IMPORTANT because there is violence againt my BODY
PLEASE ASURE there will be contact now
with Pierre Guillod, me
IN BASEL SWITZERLAND at the railway station, BASEL SBB

[@BeddLstudios]

İ used to like momoko, but seeing her in this childish form. İt really is annoying. She didn't grow at all.

[@erei8375]

alexis quentin its a concept for god's sake...