Bertcast # 527 - Fully Loaded with Shane Gillis, Nikki Glaser, Mark Normand & More
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- Опубликовано: 13 июл 2022
- Shane Gillis, Nikki Glaser, Mark Normand, Big Jay Oakerson, Brian Simpson, Chelcie Lynn, Carter Cruise, and I hang out on the tour bus, during the Fully Loaded Festival after learning our show had gotten cancelled.
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Shane and Mark lifting their sunglasses at each other after every joke. Killing me 🤣
SODTAOE
Rolls on deck laughing!
Thats because they are actually funny and focus on that. Not trying to acquire woke points like Nikki
Never, ever, make Shane Gillis share a microphone.
For real
Yeah but always always make nikki glaser share one.
yeah wtf does that other guy have his own mic and shane doesn’t
Seriously
@@royeaston6067 she shouldn't be aloud to talk. No mic for her
Shane's self control is the true star of this episode.
It was the “Who invited Nikki?” From Normand that absolutely slayed me.
Mark and Shane's backs must hurt after carrying this entire podcast
I think u ment big jay
Mark said like 7 words Jay definitely did his part
You’re delusional and biased. They were actually both really reserved during this. You could tell how much they both respected the comedians around them and were letting them talk. You could also see Shane’s uncomfortability at first, especially with the sexual tension between him and Nicky going on. You could see how much he doesn’t thrive in big groups and how badly he just wanted to close the deal with Nicky and get out of there.
@@Hector.Zeroni Why would Shane wanna fuck Nikki, he said she talked shit about him on Howard Stern when he got cancelled
They carry every podcast theyre on...they're always the funniest ones wherever they are
I, more than ANYTHING want to see a Bert Vs. Shane Bud Light competition. Ari got SMOKED in the first challenge, and now I want to see a round two Gillis Vs. Kreischer. Let's make this happen!
That’s a balanced card of comparable talents.
As long as nikki glaser's not there
@@jaysonknight3744 Nahhhh Nikki is Coooo
Burt would smoke him
Just Bud Lights wouldn’t work… as Berty Boy needs his booze & nose beers 🍻 ❄️ to keep it entertaining
Shout out to Shane for giving carter the business on this cast
Saying mark doesnt respect women because hes uncomfortable and unwilling to engage in one night stands kinks of getting hit in the face is wild, because i guarantee she wouldn't be saying that if the roles were reversed and guys were, on one night stands, asking girls in the middle of hooking up if he can slap and hit them, and then say "do you not respect all men or is it just me? This is something YOU need to work on, cause this is how i get off, its not about you, if you respected me youd do this for me" lol
Also i think this is true for 90% of guys who have had women properly scratch them up during sex, leaving marks that last for days, draws blood even, ive never had a female ask permision first snd neither has any other guy ive known
She's a blathering fool. Can't make a valid argument so her argument with Mark devolves into his being a misogynist in a roundabout way 🤦🏼♂️ the question should be who invited carter
Carter Cruise is a real life pack of cigarettes
This deserves more attention
@@heisyanforero8546 No it doesn't
Best comment on this show by miles. Nice work
*Ashtray
She gives you cancer?
Mark’s “It’s better than Lyft” bit went over everyone’s head but Shane’s. That one got me good.
Mark is a funny mfer!
Time stamp?
1:13:13
1:13:34 to be more precise. For the better build up use the other time stamp.
Hey! As a swiss, didn't get the lyft background - except that it's a Uber competitor. What is the innuendo behind it? Thx a lot for clearing my mind!
You absolutely cant go wrong with Mark and Shane. Legends
They have the best chemistry. Them on Rogan and Kill Tony 🤣🤣🤣
THE GOATS OF THIS GENERATION
Mark Normand voice-“comedy”
Farting in the mic is the best possible move
they weren't even trying either
What a nice tour bus. I walked in, I said “wow, what a nice tour bus”
Shane's face everytime Nikki talks is hilarious.
Dude🤣 hes like "Usually they leave in the morning..."
@@dorianpaul7026 lmaooo
Can't say I blame him
Who else would chip in for bail money if Shane ripped out a backhand?
Sometimes it's for the greater good.
@@tenakoe4258 it would have been a punch in the belly, not a backhand.
I'm listening to Carter and all I'm thinking how bad Patrice O'Neal would light her up.. RIP Patrice
He would make her cry
He would’ve August Ames’d her
He will make her goes back to porn
I love Patrice but he was wrong a lot of times he just says it with so much confidence and certainty that he wins. No one can take him on but that doesn’t mean he’s right.
@@TexasSweethearts yes but it was always so damn funny
In the VERY beginning when Shane starts laughing and raises his sunglasses to look at everyone while Nikki is talking is SO classic!!!
Coke chatter is the worst.
@@thejamiefoster ruthless 😂
Carter going “that’s kinda gross” is the most hilarious thing said in this cast
No doubt.
It gave me so much joy when Shane shuts down all the cringe “sex positive” girl talk. Trying to spin not wanting to hit a girl into meaning you don’t respect her. Get some help women. That shit is junk.
As a woman, I am beyond mortified having these two speak on behalf of my gender. Especially on the topic of what we like during sex. 100/100% giving the cringiest and worst advice ever. Good fucking Lord. This needs to be on r/cringe.
Shane solidified his real ness here and I’m forever a loyal dawg s/o MSSP
The wild Wild West
Real ass ness
SODTAOE
go watch the case race lol
@@CMoore6tfour no one watches barstool Gaye boy
Shane letting his homies get crushed by a chicks argument for the laugh and then immediately crushing her afterwards cuz those are his boys is peak bro performance
He’s the current alpha of comedy. He’s the next Rogan popularity wise.
Time stamp?
@@samanthawinstead4578 can’t remember the time but it’s literally the moment that ex porn star chick got on the podcast
44:00
One chick has has the Bieber stroke lip
That awkward silence at 1:03:41 after what Shane says to Mark might be one of the funniest moments I’ve ever seen on a podcast 😂🤣
yeah i just saw that part. good shit
This had me in tears. Instant silence and his head looking up. Felt like a perfect scene in a movie.
Something was definitely cut out…
@@chrish8016 you think
?
And then immediately moving on without acknowledging it. Literally couldve been a scene out of the office💀
Shane is still so early in his career and already miles ahead of everyone dude is gonna be a legend
Gillis seems like he's got the best mates in the world. PA really coming through.
Shane's face when Nikki starts talking at light speed has me dying 😂😂
What time stamp
@@SouperScope literally the whole podcast
@@SouperScope Every three minutes max
I’m pretty sure Nikki tried to kiss Shane… “I didn’t know you had a gf, now I have to see you the rest of this comedy festival tour” … you can tell she wants some of that young 🐂🐂🐂
@@earthrocker2296 she’s usually a heavy talker but she had to have been coked up this ep
I've never identified as much with anyone more than Shane than his reaction to everything on this podcast 🤣
I loved his serious uncomfortable stare when the pornstar just showed up
@Baise Duezcke Mark and Shane are both the voices in your head.
Shane represents us “the deplorables”
@Baise Duezcke hilarious
Shane is a real ass dude
I love how Shane jokingly says what everyone is thinking when saying apologize to the porn star lol😂
Shane and Mark are so funny they're able to make me listen to a podcast featuring Nikki Glaser.
I love Shane absolutely roasting Carter the whole show after she made the comment to Mark.
Timestamp? I could only make it 10 minutes in so I could hear Shane telling Nikki she stinks.
@@steeno629 start at like 40 minutes
People like Carter need people like Shane around to shit on them, not literally
She did point out the Truth, Mark just didn't wanna admit it.. Its easier to mistreat a woman you have no respect for, same applies for women to men.
@@tanyadouglas5241 shut up
“Mark and Jay were degrading women and Carter was standing up for them”
Jesus Christ I love Shane so much
Lol “apologize”
"I don't like all this talk about male penises. Stop."
@@lordfordification lol hahahahaha
that carter cruise girl is gross.
@@evenbuzzard4642 correct. I don't watch much porn. I've never seen her, but seeing her now, I see why she wears a disguise. Is it her teeth or lips that are fucked up? Her voice is nails on a chalkboard.
Carter's ability to form together nearly whole sentences is commendable.
Can we just have the Big Jay, Normand, and Gillis parts?
This 🙌
Don't forget Brian Simpson
Bert “you tell the story”
Shane starts talking and Bert just takes over every time.
Oh good so nothing as changed 🙄
Bert is seriously worse at podcast hosting than Opie or Stuttering Jon.
He went from openly not paying any attention whatsoever to the podcast while constantly interrupting to yell at background people. Then when he actually joins the podcast he just babbles over everyone cause he can't handle not hearing his own voice for more than a few seconds at a time.
@@reillyobrien4372 calm down
ALWAYS. He interrupts every good story I swear lol
Bert is that meme with the kid about to bust a vein in his head trying to be quiet for one second.
Shane, Mark and Jay is always a recipe for magic.
Just imagine if they triple teamed Nikki
Bert could direct.
It would be historic.
2 girls 1 cup?
How bout
3 cockmedians can't shut her up.
Don't forget the invisible voices
Giving carter a mic at all and making shane share a mic was WILD
‘Well he’s indigenous so I don’t think their names are funny…’.
Glasses up. Glasses down.
He’s a genius.
"Speaking of disrespecting women, Man's get me a beer" Gilly coming at ya
Bruhh, Shane gillis drinking Ari shaffir under the table with 200,000 Bud lights as Ari's puking into the cooler on the JRE experience, by far the best thing I watched in a while
Dude destroyed him.
Shane leaning into the awkwardness and telling them to say sorry is gold
Hahahaha I was thinking the same thing
50:08 Shane talking about punching Carter in the face talking to him about politics. Fucking hilarious cause you know he wasn’t lying about actually wanting to do that shit. 😂😂
The eyes behind the glasses every time Nicki opens her mouth, Shane your a legend
How did Shane not have a mic he’s literally the funniest at just back and forth than any other person there
U are obviously unfamiliar w the bonfire
@@BEARSTORM94 the best bonfires are with Shane
He's also probably the best at getting the mic back from Nikki though
Who gave Nikki a mic is the bigger question. Shes alot and not in a good way.
@@Kzds4909 yeah she sucks
58:41 Shane is being both completely honest and sarcastic at the same time lmfao "go off, king"
That part had me literally rolling in my bed laughing
Can Ct
🔥
It’s kind of hilarious how clearly this pod shows how top tier Mark and Shane are overall.
Need just Shane, Big Jay & Normand
Definitely
and Brian
@@emilyrodriguez1160 who?
@@cmsmith1031 branson
Gang
Normand and Shane are a trip with the sunglasses moves. Great podcast.
They're both hungover hahaha they are the same in that way just like me😂
Pink eye from eating to much ass. It happens 🥳
Never ever give Carter a microphone.
Fr
If it was just Shane, Mark and Jay this would be great.
Shane is an 11/10 in my book after this.
Automatic. Still is.
Mark Norman has become my favorite comedian
I hope he teams up with Shane on a podcast 🙏🏽
Norman? Never meddum
Dudes a beast. I saw Bert at The Greek and Mark was one of the openers. He was better than Bert IMO. Hands down the quickest, funniest guy out there right now. Sam Morrill opened as well and he's great too
I like him because he’s always murdering in a room even when people are trying to be serious.
@@WickedSpade his 30 minute special on netflix is a killer
That ashtray in the bucket hat is the worst. Mark and Shane are gold as always!!
Jay was so annoyed hearing Bert cut everyone off, he had to smoke 2 cigs. Also, Shane not having a mic the whole time was a terrible move.
How you out here simpin for Shane. He’s playin’ you shorty.
@@diggysoze2897 Shane’s one of the biggest up and coming comedians right now, but instead we have Nikki and carter talking about fucking for an hour instead of a bunch of comedians cutting up.
@@diggysoze2897 you mean shawty?
@@diggysoze2897 L
@@JackofTrades21 R
Shane’s “apologize” to Mark after that girl judged him for actually opening up about his difficulty in bed is the best comment a friend could make to break the ice in after an awkward woke call out.
Time stamp?
@@alanlopez4677 Around 41:00 - 42:00
That comment reads like it was generated by an AI
She absolutely did go woke on him. Shouldn't it be about consent on both sides? The guy has to be as comfortable to do what's being asked as the receiver is. Consent MF. Goes both ways.
He said...nah I'm not into it. I'm just not into it. He said the girl said hit me hit me, and he said I can't it's weird. That's him saying I DONT CONSENT! What is hard for you to get about that?@@adambaltes7734
Shane telling Mark he’s had his eyes on Mark’s nuts and the quick cut is bar far my favorite part 😂😂
shane gillis' facial expressions from 7:50-8:00 had me in tears, god he's so funny
I'm dying laughing at Shane's facial expressions alone
Carter just glazed over the fact rhat they werent comfortable hitting women and made them seem like the bad guys
That retort from Shane about guys being disrespected for not getting pegged when asking for it was hilarious
@@lordfordification he loves getting pegged I bet
But she is glazed over, that's inevitable
Yeah, WTF is wrong w her?
@@vp-oe1em Copious drugs, alcohol and the perfect soft brain for woke.
Shane's face while Nikki was talking was wayyyyyy too good lmao
Big Jay and Bert have the best comedic chemistry.. Bert is sometimes afraid to keep going and Jay gives him a joke that symbolizes an ok and he SLAYS every single time.
I can't stop watching Shane's face while Nikki talks lol. Just looking right into the camera with like genuine alarm
"I like to watch the faces of people around her when she gets going. I see people's souls leaving their fuckin body." 8:00
Not even ten minutes in, and The Kahuna starts thrashing lmao
"genuine alarm" lmfaooo
Mark Normand farting into the mic and Shane laughing at it is just the goofin I needed to see today from the boys.
When Shane peaked around at the camera facing Mark it got me lmao
This was his show
Honestly, best podcast! I love the "hang out", "free flow" format". I felt like I was hanging with my friends and family.
minus bert and nikki i agree
ikr
@@Crai6Macyeah no, you wouldnt get the same vibes
Bert's ability to lie so often, so badly, without any consequences is kind of genius.
It's like AoC, if she had a Sense of Humor.
Maybe Burnt needs to get into Politics.
He's the worst. Actually no this porn star chick is the worst. Bert is the 2nd worst.
@@lokithecat7225 You can't run for office shirtless and w sandals.
That’s comedy in a nutshell
@@fffraaankkk you just haven't seen it done yet.
Shane is so damn good. I cried during the rabbit punches.
@K S no
@K S 48:48 what he does with his hands is what you would call rabbit punches
Earthworm
Hahah agreed. The guys just naturally funny.
Lol I was in the parking lot as this was being recorded, so I’m stoked to watch. Equally stoked to see y’all in September!
That was a fun watch. I'm telling ya, we need more of these big ass gatherings of comedians just talking shit and hanging out. I loved the green room eps and anything like that. It's just so much fun to see everyone interact together. Lights Out with David Spade was amazing.
It reminded me of the old Icehouse Episodes
Love how everytime I want to hear Shane tell a story, Bart completely interrupts him and ruins it
It s what he does best
@@johnpeterson2335 Along with squeal-laughing at his own stories
Classic move
He’s the worst in the room.
It’s really annoying and Bert isn’t really funny
8 minutes in and Shane crushed Nikki’s soul. He’s doing the lords work holy hell
Shane going “Apologize” killed me 😂😂😂😂
Shane and Mark are like when you and your best friend are at a party and get stuck surrounded by a bunch of randoms who are failing to read the room and won't stop talking about dumb sh*t so you just stare at each other and laugh and then take subtle jabs at everybody to make each other laugh harder, while they are entirely oblivious to what's going on
Bert - "Fuck Punch, that's a great name for a band"
Everybody agrees.
Mark - "Horrible drink!"
💀
If only Bert knew of the band Cockpunch
😂😭
Yes those are words said from this podcast
The "great band name" but is so hack and overused. it's horrible.
street joke vs real joke
Shane and Danny McBride are destined to work together.
Edit: Called it. Wheels are in motion! ruclips.net/video/G0WMZ-gVXQ8/видео.html
OMG the duo I didn’t know I needed until now!
Fuckk that would be awesome
I didn’t want this to end. So good!
Carter Cruise was TRYING to find a hole in everyone's sentence. Haha looking to get offended
1:11:26
“Is that why you got that hat?”
😂
Shane 👌🏼
With those beauties
41:12 Shane putting his sunglasses back on 😎 as soon as Carter starts talking 🤣
Was looking for this comment
Go off, King!!!
Never has there been a better contrast of comedians than there is between Nicki Glaser and Whitney Cummings.
i love the pods like this because ots a glimpse into the life outside their typical studio or study. Idk i felt more apart of the group even if the conversations were more sporadic.
Shane and Mark should be on every LA podcast to comment on their dumb shit in real time. Would make LA podcasts watchable.
Cuz they're so unwatchable, right? I was wondering why they're so successful. Or maybe, get some NY comics to spice up the dull LA podcasts, and get some LA comics to the east coats podcasts to have them chill out a bit. Best of both worlds?
LA podcasts always end up being a therapy session or "inside baseball"
@@ICUP570 and NY podcasts are just a barrage of half thought or recycled jokes. You mix the 2 together and you have gold.
@@RushISVarietyB austin podcast scene better , with protect our parks, kill tony, ymh, Tim Dillon,
Please no I can’t stand Mark Norman, his stand up is barely funny. Shane is leagues better
Watching Shane and Mark’s faces while Carter goes on and on really makes this pod worth watching. Shane especially seems to detest her.
Who's carter
Edit nevermind haha and yea easy to hate
He doesn't detest her, he detests her presence
Mark is fucking annoying and unfunny. Shane is the man and crazy hilarious. I was dying when Shane was demanding people apologize
I think Nikki glaser annoys him more
I don't know, he seems to be okay with her, it's Nikki who seems to annoy him.
dudee i lovee this vibe of podcastt just bunch of friends hanging out talking s*** 😂😂❤❤
Shane and Mark are absolutely hilarious. Please give Shane his own mic though!!
12:15 shane just laughing at how Bert outright cuts him (and everyone else) off (all the time)
Well Bart NEVER gets to talk…
With the worst analogy of all time
Bert ruined his own podcast!
So fukn annoying!
LOL
Man I'm livid about the parentheses in your comment, don't ever do that stupid sh!t again🤬
I love Shane, give him that mic unless you're singing about Bob Saget
I luv ya Bob Saget
Big Jay's song about Bob Saget was way better, "Cut it Out"
1:03:36 that awkward moment of silence is too real for me 😂
fucking hilarious
The shades shenanigans between Shane and mark was best part
Shane and Mark are honestly the best together. 🕶️
Shane, Mark and Jay make this worthwhile.
Bert makes it unwatchable!
not so much Jay
Jay isn’t funny can we please stop ….Nikki is funnier and so is very
@@talkingmoney4499 jay isn’t super funny but he’s great in conversation
@@Specnon45 Sorry but Jay is hilarious
lmao once carter got on the mic and tried to compare and make just; sexual violence akin to getting a tattoo… that’s when this ep. went haywire
This is peak Shane and I’m loving it. I’ve watched this 8 times since it dropped
Everytime Bert interrupts Shane… I literally clench my fists 🤣😅🤦♀️
when berts goes into squeeky laugh mode.. i remember how terrible the world is
Its so bad, especially at 1:46:02
Fale AF
MAD props to Shane for keeping it real!
This episode really comes close to the Opie and Anthony days. Love it
Mark at the 25 minute mark “I braid their hair” was golden and nobody acknowledged it lol
shane’s “go off king” line is maybe the funniest part of the whole endeavor 😂
Time stamp?
@@jimmiferfreddette8583 58:30, right after Brian walks in
I see ppls souls leaving their bodies 😂 Shane is the goat, him n mark are perfect
Shane’s face every time Nikki talks is priceless
I look forward to the day when Shane can guest on a podcast and snl doesn’t even come up once
Save our parks
Ymhh
Can someone link that Nikki Howard stern clip?
Getting canceled was the best thing to happen to Shane’s career. I wouldn’t know who he is if was on SNL.
Love this
“Working the clinch” had me crying
Carter Cruise killing the vibe
This is one of the best podcasts ever. Like an old episode of The Icehouse Chronicles.
I'm thinking the funniest part of this podcast is watching the NY guys dance around the woke comments and their facial expressions
really shows just how different california, particularly la is to the tests of the usa
Everyone makes that argument; but Tony Hinchcliffe was in Cali for how long; went to Texas just a few months before people tried cutting his career short.
@@diggysoze2897 it only lasted for a week.
@@TheDJOblivion that is correct. But after everything he’d ever said in Cali, without ever having an issue, he moved to Texas and almost immediately there were people trying to shut him down.
My point is that “cali liberal” argument is garbage. There are garbage people in every state
NY, Brian Simpson, Chelcie Lynn
"Comedy" -Mark Normand
Bert lured me in with these guests . It still is a tough watch at times.
wouldve been such a good ep minus 2 people… or minus one at least. we all know who that one is
@@jakebriscoe 100%
@@jakebriscoe I’ve never disliked a porn star so much
@@jakebriscoe the 2 women you mean?
@@Samsok013 i actually think chelcie lynn would’ve made a good addition if she stuck around longer