Years ago Mom and I were in Sear turned around to see my little brother sitting on a toilet display look mom I went number 2..😂😂😂thought I was going to pee myself from laughing..
1:07 I was expecting the movie to be Sausage Party😂😂😂 that one is wild😂😂😂 the poster is cute cartoon but the movie has food orgy weed cussing n everything😂😂😂
When I was 19, I used dish soap in the dishwasher while watching someone's home and training their service pup. It took every towel in the house to clean it up, and then three loads of laundry, and a complete scrubbing of the dishwasher. Mopping, vacuuming. I felt so dumb, but when she returned home, she was ecstatic that her puppy was almost completely trained with basic commands and only went outside to use the bathroom. Whew!
Here's mine it was raining for a week straight, my son was so bored so I decided I'd let him blow bubbles in the kitchen and finger paint with pudding. The pudding was awesome and the bubbles were not!! When I went to wash the kitchen floor omg a nightmare, the bubbles were a neverending slippery soap fest
The mom that used a tampon to stop a nose bleed was very smart. I'd say that was a success and not a failure. The experts will tell you for a fully supplied emergency kit you should have both tampons and pads to help stop bleeding. The tampons to help stop a nose bleed. The pad is used to help soak up the blood when you need to put pressure on the wound when band aids won't cut it.
Creative license with our Mom stories. Mine was the 1st one. Jumping from 3 stories up? Love you but that’s dangerous. Happy Mother’s Day to Everyone including those Women who chose to be The Auntie instead ❤
My kids were also great when out but were crazy at home. I was at the doctors 1 day and mentioned that I can’t get my sone to sit still for even a second. Mind you he was sitting in the corner quietly play with blocks. My doctor the diagnosed my son with “ home devil street angel syndrome” So Kelly maybe that’s what your kids have too haha
I told my kids the tooth fairy is union so she doesn't work on weekends when I forgot. I also throw them straight away in the trash. It grossed me out when I found mine as a teen moving houses.
Somebody living with me (big mistake try g to help somebody out 🙄) didn’t watch her about 10 year old kid and told her to do the dishes. She loaded the dishwasher and put dish soap in it. When I got home from work not only were the dishes clean but so was the floor 👍🏼
😆 I also fell down in the toilet, in fact at the night. Actually I'd cry but at the mid night, because of nobody wouldn't hear, I bothered myself and cried while imagining that I'd fall down in it. 😂 Absolutely My mom came to rescue me! 😏😂 She's supergirl but from Andromeda.
My mom did something similar with me and my brother. She’s totally oblivious, bless her heart. The screen started with a bunch of nipples of all sizes and colors just all over the screen. 🤣
Took my kids to see Deadpool thinking it was like all the other superhero movies. Didn’t realize they would bang around the holidays. The guy the sold the tickets only said about violence not that Wade gets pegged. They were 10 and 14ish. Never covered faces so quick.
This just happened last week. My water heater flooded my living room and my carpet was soaked. I yelled to my 11 yr old daughter that dinner was done. She came running and went through the water and as soon as she got to the tile floor she became airborne. Feet went flying her butt slammed into the floor. I was saying sorry and grabbing an ice pack.
I've been fighting 5 cancers for a year. Chemo. Live alone. 66. For mother's day my daughter knocked on my livingroom window I realized she's out front seeing my dog at the door. My porch is gated. She then backed out saying she had to take her daughter to work. She was dressed nice Make up. I look down and she had tossed a Walmart bag with snacks and I picked it up as I was going in the house I look down and saw a bouquet of flowers toss in a empty flower pot on my porch. This was my mothers day. I text her saying I deserved better. I threw the flowers and bag of snacks in the trash. Trying not to cry. She went out to eat with someone. I've always been there for her. I'm done. My car is broken down . I'll find the money to fix it even if I have to eat soup and sandwiches for a month.I' lol get my car fixed so I won't need help. I have three sessions of chemo to go. 😢My mower is also broken so I've been using a weedtrimmer. Takes me three days. And my body hurts doing this. But I get no help.Daughter has 5 teenagers.
I forgot my middle child’s tooth fairy money once I told her it must of fallen out of her bed as she slept. I pretended to look for it and found the money under the bed.
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Years ago Mom and I were in Sear turned around to see my little brother sitting on a toilet display look mom I went number 2..😂😂😂thought I was going to pee myself from laughing..
1:07 I was expecting the movie to be Sausage Party😂😂😂 that one is wild😂😂😂 the poster is cute cartoon but the movie has food orgy weed cussing n everything😂😂😂
HAPPY MOTHERS DAY KELLY!
Happy Mother's Day Kelly Clarkson you're one of the best despite what anyone may say.
Happy Mother’s Day Kelly
Happy mother's day Kelly. And to your mom staff
I love you so much since day 1! Happy Morhers day to all moms here and gone!!!
Amen!!
Kelly is looking so beautiful. So down to earth and talented. Love her.
Have Mother's Day to you Kelly
Happy Mother's Day Kell! Love you ❤️
I’m always like, “Let ME look for the tooth fairy money. And then I “find” it in their pillowcase!
Happy Mother's Day to you, Kelly! 💐
Happy Mothers Day to you too Kelly...💐
When I was 19, I used dish soap in the dishwasher while watching someone's home and training their service pup. It took every towel in the house to clean it up, and then three loads of laundry, and a complete scrubbing of the dishwasher. Mopping, vacuuming. I felt so dumb, but when she returned home, she was ecstatic that her puppy was almost completely trained with basic commands and only went outside to use the bathroom. Whew!
Here's mine it was raining for a week straight, my son was so bored so I decided I'd let him blow bubbles in the kitchen and finger paint with pudding. The pudding was awesome and the bubbles were not!! When I went to wash the kitchen floor omg a nightmare, the bubbles were a neverending slippery soap fest
Happy Mother’s Day Kelly !!!!! ❤❤
Happy Mother's Day Kelly!!! ❤❤❤
Happy Mother’s Day Queen Kelly 💐❤️
The mom that used a tampon to stop a nose bleed was very smart. I'd say that was a success and not a failure. The experts will tell you for a fully supplied emergency kit you should have both tampons and pads to help stop bleeding. The tampons to help stop a nose bleed. The pad is used to help soak up the blood when you need to put pressure on the wound when band aids won't cut it.
Happy Mother's day Kelly !!
Creative license with our Mom stories. Mine was the 1st one. Jumping from 3 stories up? Love you but that’s dangerous. Happy Mother’s Day to Everyone including those Women who chose to be The Auntie instead ❤
My youngest son was the daredevil child. He's made it to 28 so far!
Happy Mother's Day Kelly.
My kids were also great when out but were crazy at home. I was at the doctors 1 day and mentioned that I can’t get my sone to sit still for even a second. Mind you he was sitting in the corner quietly play with blocks. My doctor the diagnosed my son with “ home devil street angel syndrome” So Kelly maybe that’s what your kids have too haha
😂😂😂 That's hilarious!!
I've seen it with Kelly a long time ago
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Happy Mother’s Day weekend
Happy mother's day! ❤️
Kelly happy mothers day to you and your mom love you always beautiful 😍 kp
I told my kids the tooth fairy is union so she doesn't work on weekends when I forgot. I also throw them straight away in the trash. It grossed me out when I found mine as a teen moving houses.
We love you Kelly clarkson
Somebody living with me (big mistake try g to help somebody out 🙄) didn’t watch her about 10 year old kid and told her to do the dishes. She loaded the dishwasher and put dish soap in it. When I got home from work not only were the dishes clean but so was the floor 👍🏼
😆 I also fell down in the toilet, in fact at the night. Actually I'd cry but at the mid night, because of nobody wouldn't hear, I bothered myself and cried while imagining that I'd fall down in it. 😂 Absolutely My mom came to rescue me! 😏😂 She's supergirl but from Andromeda.
Dish soap in the dishwasher, Guilty, Shhhh don't tell anyone, I was an adult!
Yep, me too
Did she not look at the rating on the poster or her movie tickets? 😬😬😬
I thought it was a child movie also until I put it on and heard the bear talking and turned it off also
My mom did something similar with me and my brother. She’s totally oblivious, bless her heart. The screen started with a bunch of nipples of all sizes and colors just all over the screen. 🤣
Took my kids to see Deadpool thinking it was like all the other superhero movies. Didn’t realize they would bang around the holidays. The guy the sold the tickets only said about violence not that Wade gets pegged. They were 10 and 14ish. Never covered faces so quick.
You are so damn funny. Love you're personality. 😂🎉❤ i would ask you out. But I'm on the other side of the world.
This just happened last week. My water heater flooded my living room and my carpet was soaked. I yelled to my 11 yr old daughter that dinner was done. She came running and went through the water and as soon as she got to the tile floor she became airborne. Feet went flying her butt slammed into the floor. I was saying sorry and grabbing an ice pack.
I've been fighting 5 cancers for a year. Chemo. Live alone. 66. For mother's day my daughter knocked on my livingroom window I realized she's out front seeing my dog at the door. My porch is gated. She then backed out saying she had to take her daughter to work. She was dressed nice
Make up. I look down and she had tossed a Walmart bag with snacks and I picked it up as I was going in the house I look down and saw a bouquet of flowers toss in a empty flower pot on my porch. This was my mothers day. I text her saying I deserved better. I threw the flowers and bag of snacks in the trash. Trying not to cry. She went out to eat with someone. I've always been there for her. I'm done. My car is broken down . I'll find the money to fix it even if I have to eat soup and sandwiches for a month.I' lol get my car fixed so I won't need help. I have three sessions of chemo to go. 😢My mower is also broken so I've been using a weedtrimmer. Takes me three days. And my body hurts doing this. But I get no help.Daughter has 5 teenagers.
They actually use something like a tampon in the ER for nose bleeds
If they live and don't need extensive therapy by time they hit 18, you didn't fail...
I forgot my middle child’s tooth fairy money once I told her it must of fallen out of her bed as she slept. I pretended to look for it and found the money under the bed.
the ted one if funny because mark Wahlberg watched family guy for the first time with his kids because its a cartoon
Where is Blake Selton
Yes cool....these stories are horrible and too darn funny
Irene Wiley can't have kids ha ha
Hey.irene.too bad you can't have kids
You're talking way too fast for me.
I followed her fine.
Think hard #christening 😂😂😂😂😂
Which one of them is the baby ?!!!..
Happy Mother’s Day Kelly