DSP Blames YouTube For Not Getting Any Views 😂😂😂

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  • Опубликовано: 17 окт 2024

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  • @dannyjack659
    @dannyjack659 4 месяца назад +45

    When he gets liver disease I bet he will blame the alcohol for falling into his mouth.

    • @DrunkDoglol
      @DrunkDoglol 4 месяца назад +7

      Like when he blamed his aunt for his GOUT 🤣

    • @MasterCrash123
      @MasterCrash123 4 месяца назад +6

      "Hereditary, d00d! Naht my fault!"

    • @southparkfirefly
      @southparkfirefly 4 месяца назад +5

      No, no. It's be the Detractor's faults for FORCING him to turn to alcohol for the stress and TORTURE they've caused him!

    • @beanxsauce
      @beanxsauce 4 месяца назад +3

      He’s literally blaming Elon in a really roundabout way too lol

  • @Cookieboy70
    @Cookieboy70 4 месяца назад +41

    You cannot just keep spamming the schedule and stream link over and over and think the algorithm will pick you up, lmao, the laziest streamer ever.

    • @AndyCarrington-cf3ib
      @AndyCarrington-cf3ib 4 месяца назад +3

      It worked back in 2008 so why is it not working now dude?!!!!

  • @shadowmookie88
    @shadowmookie88 4 месяца назад +10

    Look at his tongue in between sentences. You'll never un-see this.
    also, homeboy shaking like some choccy milk

    • @11Christys11
      @11Christys11 4 месяца назад +1

      Dang it! Now I can’t unsee it! Ugh!

    • @cl.3614
      @cl.3614 4 месяца назад

      Yeah wtf is that. Must be clearing the office dust out of his mouth.

  • @MustardAndFries
    @MustardAndFries 4 месяца назад +8

    Phil has been a content creator for 16 years and knows nothing about SEO, can’t set up streaming equipment, can’t set up non-plug and play video games, can’t edit videos, can’t make thumbnails, has no industry contacts to talk to about ideas, has no industry contacts in the field he covers, has no community pages, nothing.
    He is a LOW LEVEL LIFE.

  • @5EyesIsntWatching
    @5EyesIsntWatching 4 месяца назад +21

    The only reason I know Phil done screwed up and still exists is RUclips pushes the detractor channels 🤣🤣🤣

    • @southparkfirefly
      @southparkfirefly 4 месяца назад +2

      Same, he's nothing without them. I only knew about Phil from a Down the Rabbit Hole video. I never heard of the guy before that lol

    • @machineblue6212
      @machineblue6212 4 месяца назад +2

      I still remember being a kid and seeing TIHYDP Arkham City and being baffled that a guy like 20 years older than me was infinitely worse at a game I had beat when I was 12. Detractor channels are the whole reason this guy has enjoyed what can loosely be called a career.

    • @5EyesIsntWatching
      @5EyesIsntWatching 4 месяца назад

      @@machineblue6212 lol I found DSP back in 2010 bored out of my mind laying in a Large Germany hospital bed waiting for my employer to arrange my return from Afghanistan. I found a bunch of detractor vids in my recommendations. Lol I even took the time to confirm he's an asshat via his own content.

  • @ben4376
    @ben4376 4 месяца назад +27

    Phil knows so much. I want to go to him for all of my advice.

    • @gonzoshitcock5244
      @gonzoshitcock5244 4 месяца назад

      You'll end up bankrupt and hated

    • @dannyjack659
      @dannyjack659 4 месяца назад +3

      All of your advice seems genius when you only listen to your own.

  • @scottydo0081
    @scottydo0081 4 месяца назад +5

    45 year old man who has been on RUclips since 2009 has no idea how to take advantage of the algorithm. Classic.

  • @kanabiss4201
    @kanabiss4201 4 месяца назад +28

    He doesn't deserve 1 view!

  • @extragalacticgorl
    @extragalacticgorl 4 месяца назад +5

    The way he arrogantly rants about his delusional imagination of how the world works as if any of it is factual is PAINFUL

  • @Aging_Casually_Late_Gamer
    @Aging_Casually_Late_Gamer 4 месяца назад +1

    He literally is learning the basics and is acting so high and mighty cuz of it.

  • @Skorge789
    @Skorge789 4 месяца назад +4

    "Like my community posts so maybe people will see the channel." Bro is desperate.

  • @travisahhs11
    @travisahhs11 4 месяца назад +23

    Pigroach is never going to learn any self-awareness, is he?

    • @MikeTheD
      @MikeTheD 4 месяца назад +2

      Nah. At best he knows when he needs to act like he gets things. But it's sort of just a white-flag when things get bad and he takes lots of crap. A good example is how he gaslit for a couple days after Scorn, but when MoistCritikal called him out, all of a sudden he was singing the complete opposite tune. You just don't swing so drastically like that. It's important to remember those instances during periods like the last few days and he starts going wild like he's been.

    • @dannyjack659
      @dannyjack659 4 месяца назад +2

      Self awareness requires you to be around people that are not just there to stroke you off.

  • @WinstonWolfe21
    @WinstonWolfe21 4 месяца назад +6

    The diabolical Pigroach always needs a scapegoat

  • @OfficialSatelliteMan
    @OfficialSatelliteMan 4 месяца назад +9

    He doesn’t even get likes/comments on his community posts, even after 24 hours.😂
    Like, any… at all!😂

  • @Fluctuatingmiasma
    @Fluctuatingmiasma 4 месяца назад +5

    He's getting more and more insane every day

    • @rickslayer5750
      @rickslayer5750 4 месяца назад

      Because the hard reality is....he might have to get a job. Nah just joking. Could you see him doing real work?

  • @STUN_SEED.
    @STUN_SEED. 4 месяца назад +6

    Thumbnails will save the business

  • @TheQuietTimes
    @TheQuietTimes 4 месяца назад +16

    No... The problem is that his content is bad and he posts 10-15 times a day.
    He's oversaturated his brand to the point where it's impossible to care about one specific DSP video, because he'll flood your sub feed with about 12 more over the next 24 hours.

    • @dannyjack659
      @dannyjack659 4 месяца назад +9

      You are saying DSP is not perfect in every way and did not do everything right.
      Heresy. 😵

  • @GLedouche
    @GLedouche 4 месяца назад +2

    "Where did my views go, I'm getting the same ad revenue." Looks like OIC stopped paying for your viewbots.
    Also always nice to see when someone tries to give him good advice, he immediately trivializes it and says it doesn't matter rather than thanking the person.

  • @razorsharp5643
    @razorsharp5643 4 месяца назад +3

    Take the "You" in "RUclips" and you have the real reason for all your woes, Phil.

  • @rmcdudmk212
    @rmcdudmk212 4 месяца назад +6

    DSP will never man up and take responsibility for his wrong doings. Its always someone elses fault be cause Phill does nothing wrong. 😂

  • @MaztRPwn
    @MaztRPwn 4 месяца назад +3

    He’s doing this again. Think that’s about the 3rd time this year already he’s whining that RUclips is restraining his view potential.

  • @killergrooves2438
    @killergrooves2438 4 месяца назад +2

    It’s very simple. If your watch time is high, RUclips will push your videos. Watch time is the #1 metric. You need interesting content to get people to keep watching and increasing that watch time which makes RUclips push it out to more people. “Here, other people watch this video, so you should watch it, too.” That’s basically it. And it’s why RUclipsrs jump on trending topics.
    DSP’s videos are Let’s Plays which is probably the most flooded genre on the internet. Even e-thots play video games. And DSP isn’t playing games at some professional level. He’s bumbling around “average Joe style” (despite playing considerably worse than the average gamer). So his competition in his niche is literally everybody that plays video games on stream.
    And his watch time on his channel is terrible. Privating his streams makes his watch time null and void. So the uploaded videos start at 0 for that metric and most people click around and then dip out. He said once that his average watch time was 5 minutes. His videos are 1 hour long. That’s a terrible ratio. So the algorithm is going to push literally any other Let’s Play videos with better watch time, which is probably thousands of videos of the same game DSP plays. And it’s probably worse if it’s an older video of an older game like Fallout 4 because that’ll have 10 years of metrics baked into it.

  • @DETRACT0RD00M
    @DETRACT0RD00M 4 месяца назад +1

    *spends a half hour learning how to post a link and a image on X*
    "How come no one is watching my super chill cool fun robust curated streams d00ds?"

  • @HESHRocketWarhead
    @HESHRocketWarhead 4 месяца назад

    He'll never stop talking so much while knowing so little.

  • @realtorjim
    @realtorjim 4 месяца назад

    Apparently he never read any of the Twitter files that were released that showed Twitter staff offering verification for thousands of dollars.

  • @elainewalls1965
    @elainewalls1965 4 месяца назад +1

    Well he can always go back to Twitch.

  • @doomscrivener
    @doomscrivener 4 месяца назад +1

    Denial isn’t just a river in Egypt. One and a half decades of dealing with stochastic algorithms and content promotion is more than enough time and experience to develop proficiency.
    If your business is a business that you treat like a business like you always say you should be doing what’s best for it instead of moral grandstanding in complete futility. The evidence of your mismanagement is manifest.

  • @Supavillain360
    @Supavillain360 4 месяца назад

    Its like a caveman discovering fire.

  • @UmbreonxUmbreon
    @UmbreonxUmbreon 4 месяца назад

    After all the fluff, that question is “Are you getting engagement?”

  • @shapestation4347
    @shapestation4347 4 месяца назад

    Thanks, OPBurnell

  • @NazgulM5OD300
    @NazgulM5OD300 4 месяца назад

    The irony.

  • @mateusg
    @mateusg 4 месяца назад

    my Higashihara hasnt learned anything in 15 years

  • @Templrz
    @Templrz 4 месяца назад

    How fucking hard is it to grab the sticky note, and write, "implement viewers advice on posts." Fuck, he can write it right under, "paying taxes."

  • @baldrkrueger3552
    @baldrkrueger3552 4 месяца назад +3

    Meaningful and chill burp snorts and dissing people in chat, everyone!

  • @allangoncalves1453
    @allangoncalves1453 4 месяца назад

    2:02 damn

  • @carloshill
    @carloshill 4 месяца назад

    This man is getting more and more insane by the day i thought sunday and yesterday was bad this right here is just beyond delusional

    • @siner2442
      @siner2442 4 месяца назад +1

      U can tell his little brain is getting desperate! But he never changes even when he should be paying attention to the changes on social media and RUclips or other streamers… but he’s so lazy and only cares about tips, instead of paying attention to what other streamers are doing?

  • @MaztRPwn
    @MaztRPwn 4 месяца назад +2

    3:38 This shouldn’t be a problem if Phil would learn to just get to the damn point whenever he talks and writes.

  • @Foxhound3857
    @Foxhound3857 4 месяца назад +1

    Someone should photoshop some chatlogs of Phil saying he'd consider being on the Lolcow Podcast if Keemstar doubled the offer to $100,000, and send it to Keem.

    • @southparkfirefly
      @southparkfirefly 4 месяца назад

      Keem is stupid but he's not THAT stupid, he'd guess it was a troll.

  • @siner2442
    @siner2442 4 месяца назад

    Elon Musk is greedy for making u pay for benefits on his huge social media app… Phil is not! 😂

  • @ChickenRooster007
    @ChickenRooster007 4 месяца назад

    Of course, he said it doesn’t work and then it works.

  • @alphablaqog
    @alphablaqog 4 месяца назад

    “Who gives a sh*t if someone’s liking the community post ACK ACK ACK” …Uh you do Philbert. That’s why you sat there for nearly half an hour talking about it

  • @paulettebarton7257
    @paulettebarton7257 4 месяца назад

    So in Phil's mind, screwing around with Twitter (X) settings or game settings or set-up is entertaining content that's worthy of support? The problem is staring him in the face🤣

  • @DJDeeCee747
    @DJDeeCee747 4 месяца назад +3

    Remember guise, don't pay the trolls any mind and they just go away... lololol Guess gin-brain forgot his own advice from last night

  • @rebel4466
    @rebel4466 4 месяца назад

    Elon is so mean. He wants a bit of the money a person is making by advertising a product to a large audience.

  • @Pwop_
    @Pwop_ 4 месяца назад

    Wait, whats the point of ANY of what he is saying, if this isn’t about money?
    Oh, because his income is dependent on donations, but thats why we dont care about Ad Revenue. Jesus..

  • @bjrn559
    @bjrn559 4 месяца назад

    Wait, so did everyone leave because Baldur's Gate killed his channel or did the algorithm kill his channel? Which one is it!?

  • @parli_poo11
    @parli_poo11 4 месяца назад +3

    Dude pumps out bottom-of-the-barrel content and he’s saying he has no idea why no one’s watches them.. 😂 oh yea it’s definitely RUclips’s fault /sarcasm/

  • @IPlayVideoGamesAndNothingElse
    @IPlayVideoGamesAndNothingElse 4 месяца назад

    Seems like the detractors should focus on streaming and posting videos when he streams to bury his post under all of y’all’s.

  • @BrandRedacted
    @BrandRedacted 4 месяца назад +1

    One day, youtube is going to get tired of his shit and deletes all his channels

  • @noirlavender6409
    @noirlavender6409 4 месяца назад +2

    It's obviously tevi's fault doood, i did nothing wrong snort, I did everithing kharret.

  • @Adrenaline_fix
    @Adrenaline_fix 4 месяца назад +1

    So it's the game developers fault you suck at games, it's the wifis companies fault you get lags, it's a hackers fault that you didn't get the tip you wanted, the country of argentina is at fault that you don't get tips, it's twitches fault that you got kicked off the program, it's detractors fault that you dont look good as a person and now it's now you tubes fault that you dont get views. What else Phil.....

  • @KevinsEvil1
    @KevinsEvil1 4 месяца назад

    Yo

  • @bitwawesome7
    @bitwawesome7 4 месяца назад +1

    Romance Katherine 👩

  • @Ms.Sparkles
    @Ms.Sparkles 4 месяца назад +1

    FIRST!✨

  • @jimbobmartin5098
    @jimbobmartin5098 4 месяца назад +5

    Phils content is insanely boring, explains whya channel with 200k subscribers only gets a few hundred viewers