When Americans go to a British cornershop
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- Опубликовано: 18 мар 2021
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This is an Indian ethnicity guy, born in the UK with British accent, trying to talk in a fake American and accent and fake Indian accent. Wow. That's a lot.
Mr worldwide
and trying to fake an accent of an american person trying to fake a british accent
I try but when I do the British accent I sound like a 5 year old trying to imitate Ariana Grande
@@aryankapoor6400 bro are you silly
@@aryankapoor6400 he still indian even if he is from punjab
the "chips" was right in front of him fam XD
He was saying that to roast back American language
ruclips.net/video/UzZYjd5WgHg/видео.html .
Chips = Fries in the UK
What chips?
@@user-us8xy6yo9rCrisps = Chips In the UK
'I am from the states.'
'I am from the kingdom.'
the kingdom? that sounds hella weird
As if 'the states' sounds normal.
@@kawrno5396 i've only heard people outside the US call it the states, wonder where it came from
"From the kingdom" sounds like a fantasy book, I love it. XD
@@riceismyname5491 Hollywood movies,
I can sense the British accent even though he’s trying with the American accent.
All he needed was some automatic weaponry and that'd be American
@@Meat_Demon In America?
@@remarinracoon5309 bruh there are plenty of guys who own AR’s and Smg’s lol.
Should just sing. Everyone sings in an “American” accent.
@@PK5_144 The only privately owned/transferable automatic weapons are grandfathered in from the 80's backwards. Federal firearms license holders can manufacture automatic weapons as dealer samples but can not sell or transfer them. 99.99% of Americans do not own automatic weapons and 99.99% don't even have access to them at all.
It took the American so long to cut of his call that it changed from light to dark
I noticed that too lol
Continuity errors n dat.
Coz it’ll get that dark in like 30 mins. Plus the lights are on in the shop making it look darker outside 😎👍
Very observant 😂 👌
@@Ben-zh4nz no... just no.
Bruv u nailed when you said “American” in that Punjabi accent.
"Amrican" lol
Arabs call them that too ( similar )
Mrïcan
@@metalslug4596 no we say Jamaican like normal
people u mug
@@VRJSNGH you just said you say ‘amrican’ talking about normal people, humble yourself
I love how I can still hear BOTH the British AND Indian accents while he does the American accent. Too funny, I can't do a British accent at all so mad respect
He Punjabi Sikh
@User572 Punjab is a part of India tho so it's still an Indian accent is it not, that's like me saying that because I'm from Atlanta my accent isn't an American accent lol. Regional accents still go under the umbrella of the country
English accent*.
@@isaacthegoat1432 when he said, 'American', it was Indian Punjabi and for .Bottle of Water. it was Indian accent
@@DarthFuriethere are punjabi’s in pakistan too
"That's aubergine"
"What! You calling me a virgin?!"
Savage! 😂😂😂😂 ☠️☠️☠️☠️
i don't know what the name of this vegetable in english and when i google it its called eggplant damm don't feel right
@@sorafromgenshin in Britain English its "aubergine" in American English its "eggplant", same veg 🍆😀
@@TheAlee233 yes we pretty much using the uk english here but only this specific vegetable i don't know the name of hahaha i don't know many english name for vegetable but i know what i eat and what i cook
I think the French call it aubergine, too. I'm wondering how it switched to eggplant in America.
In india we call an eggplant "brinjal" in english. Hindi word for brinjal / eggplant is baingan.
"You guys are growing eggs from the plant in the amrica" LMFAO
ruclips.net/video/UzZYjd5WgHg/видео.html .
@@anesupasipanodya lol why’d you share that 😂
@@_BrainHub_ there's random people who post random link in their replays recently
What's amrica?
AUBERGINE
"Aubergine. You calling me a virgin?"😂😂
It's called a brinjal here
@@gokuafrica same I though he was gon say brinjal
So apparently I just have to rewrite a random quote from the video and I'll get a bunch of likes?
@@gokuafrica here it’s called berenjena
@@OmarLh685 they find it funny so they write it again
Ain’t nobody in NY call it “Pop”
It’s only like people in Kansas
Only pop is the “pop pop” from the cops
Facts
Pop is northwest
Only Midwest call it pop
People in New York call it soda not pop, but they also pronounce “water” in a funny way too so don’t ever let them clown you for saying it with an accent!
Ay man need a glass of WAAADA??
@@eye4aneye760 that’s more of Boston accent, but Boston isn’t too bad. New York is more “wor-ta”. They pronounce an O that doesn’t even sound close to like it should be there.
@@lamakicker69 Yeeeeeah now that’s definitely it, “wor-ta” hahahaha 😂😂
@@lamakicker69 NY is more "waw-duh" IMO ('waw' is pronounced to rhyme with "raw")
@@dammagrilla This is accurate. I’m from the tristate and that’s exactly how I/we pronounce it though I do say TER not duh..so it’s WAW-ter.
Never let the boss man know you’re not local or be prepared to pay £79.99 for a bottle of Volvic.
fax
I don’t think that’s how it works
@Drukstylz bottled water
Idk. I got a free water bottle.
Lol
'Not just any water, this is the water from the Scottish Mountains'
£50 for bottle of this water
Anyone else from Scotland
@@lukedarling6179 I am.
@@lavender1187 same am from Edinburgh
@@lukedarling6179 Edinburgh is lovely! I’m just outside Glasgow.
As a New Yorker, I can’t let this run 😭 I’ve watched years of British content to know the right terms for things lmaooo 💀💀
Man y’all New Yorkers are cultured
Toilet? or bathroom?
Restroom
@@reptarhouse ayoo u shit in the restroom??
It’s running my friend, and you can’t catch it!
To be fair, nobody really knows how to say “Carbonated Beverage” in the US. It’s either Soda, Pop, Soda Pop, Coke, or Soft Drink. Also, I’m pretty sure New Yorkers say Soda and not Pop; Pop is more of a Midwest thing. Anyway, pretty funny video.
the british call it "fizzy drink" and they say soda too
@@user-kg7zr3yl3n I've always called it pop
Who the FUCK says 'carbonated beverage'??? What world you living in bro u need to get out a bit more
@@Benjamin3.5 bro he’s not saying anyone calls it that
I just say drink
"Where's your chips" when they're in the background of the shot lmao
@@ZacKosmos the joke just went right over your head
@@louiseobrien2023 ?
@@ZacKosmos well you’ve deleted your comment so no point in acting confused
I was just thinking the same thing. 😂
@@louiseobrien2023 what did they say 😂
Apnaj making new characters and pulling them off perfectly
most relatable guy fr
Not sure about the NY accent
ruclips.net/video/UzZYjd5WgHg/видео.html .
Not tryna hate but that NY accent rly wasn’t it. Didn’t even sound american
@@darkbeautifultwistedchroni8181 I’m from the uk and I even knew it wasn’t right 😂
The Sikh character should get his own series of scripts in which he resolves huge issues with his superhuman reasonableness! 😎
Are sikhs allowed to sell alcohols in their stores? I am not familiar with Sikhs' ways of life.
You are ignant
@@pinklady7184 he wears a turban Sikhs can’t cut their hair so they wear a turban
@@pinklady7184 they drink it, let alone sell it. although, they shouldn't according to their beliefs from what i know.
@@T33K4Y those are not true Sikhs lol
'Yall sell chips at McDonald's? The U.K in a parallel universe?'
Love this line
"The UK in a parallel universe" 😂
i was waitin for the "BLOODY THUGS" and i wasnt disappointing xD
BLOODY TUGS
Bloody Tugs
ruclips.net/video/UzZYjd5WgHg/видео.html .
man said “bloody amrican thugs” 😂😂😂
Same😂😂
I like how he's playing a New Yorker but says "Pop" To refer to Soda, pop is more of a Midwestern thing. I'm a Midwesterner, and if I went to New York and asked for a pop I'd probably get a powdery substance lmao
@Sunflowers Unfathomable Or will you?
Accurate af.
From Toronto, often go to NY and call it a soft drink or pop all the time, no one ever had hard time understanding that word in NY, so WTF🤷🏽♂️
@@SINGH-ing The Midwest is like Ontario with guns lol anyways dude it was just a joke, but pop is Midwestern American/Canadian slang. I've been corrected so many times by out of staters.
@@SINGH-ing of course they understand, they’re not gonna ask you to translate lol. They’re being polite…but cracking up on the inside.
Canadians say “pop” 🤪 Your skits are so good and really love your outro music
ApnaJ and and MBbants uploading at the same time what a time to be alive
Biggest crossover in history lol 😂
Legit every time
ApanJ uno
get out get out get out looool
Love how he entered the shop bright as day and then two seconds later its midnight 🤣
That’s how many takes it took to get the accent right I get 😂. This scene is top notch tho
@@sayfif bro was in the shop the whole day 💀
The Punjabi character is my favourite 😅😂😂😂
I literally fell in love with this guy, I actually love him 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 , he made my day 😆😆😆
Always makes me laugh when actual Americans talk about how we pronounce our t (or dont) but then go around banging on about call of doody and adam bombs an sht
Yuno them ones that clown english peoples pronouncing of english words😭 i think the english know how to speak english bro🤣
😄😄
@@pocai6933 well to be fair a lot of English can't speak their own language well. I'm English but I do my best to pronounce the words as intended. But yea a lot of Americans are deffo ignorant, especially when they try correct our spelling
@@abiddles3584 Same, I’m british and the first thing that comes to mind when someone is talking to me is Roadmen. 😂
Toosday
When he asked for "Chips", I thought he would've told him "You go to electronic stores for that My Friend"
Time outside changes during every shot, this conversation lasted days…
as an american, this had me rolling, too good! loved it
To be honest, the Brits aren't as funny as us. All the best comics come from America. The Brits are watching Mr. Bean and shit. Also as a fellow American, never forget 1776.
@@Bringmeoneofthosechickens what
@@Bringmeoneofthosechickens Mr Bean is 1990s.
Americans are nothing compared to Brits, sit down @@Bringmeoneofthosechickens
@@Bringmeoneofthosechickens Clueless, britain is renowned for it's dry humour and lots of American shows are just rehashes of british classics
The way u say American is the same way my father says it in punjabi😂😂”amrycan”
Brooo same hereee
Same here caz im pakistani tho
@@Ali-002 same
@@Ali-002 My family are Pakistani-Punjabi, so ye
@@searching4success214 mashallah brothers 🇵🇰zindabad🇵🇰
Was waiting for boss man to say “blady thugs”😂😂
Ohh thought he said bloody thots
@@NewJayqwe2 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Wat does tht mean I’m American Florida 😂
@@booteduhp4777 The word "bloody" in the UK is used as a less rude way of saying you're annoyed about something. For example 'Bloody thugs' is like saying 'stupid thugs' except apart from really old people and foreigners who work in stores here, no one says it. Also where I'm from in London no one seriously uses this way of speaking unless they're a white person or they're imitating/mocking it.
@@S_Huncho 😂 tru tht
i love how when he came in it was daytime but when he went out it was night… 😭
I love how the “chips” is right behind him so it would have been right in front of him as he walked in
‘Man the uk in a parallel universe’ haha 😂
Bro the accent and body language is on point.
ruclips.net/video/UzZYjd5WgHg/видео.html .
Not every American like this tho
@@ragelastname5774 they are
the accent isn't really on point his british accent comes out a lot
@@AK006 agreed
I like how he's angry and calm at the same time
I only found your channel today, and it's proper jokes. The American accent was spot on.👍👍👍💞
That was the most predictable 'bloody tugs' ever😂
Ohh thought he said bloody thots
@@NewJayqwe2 He's a man😂
@@DJ-ed4nz I know plenty of male thots lol
I love that these dudes are bringing back genuinely funny -- couple of minute youtube sketches. Love to see it. Reminds me of Donald Glover's derrickcomedy etc. of old RUclips
“You sell chips (crisps)” ??… literally a rack full of crisps right next to him
The funniest part about this is that he stand next to, and looks and the ‘potato chips’ the entire time🤣
Struggle is real 🤣 Had to learn English again after moving to UK. Seriously 🤦 I was literally asking fries @Mc Donalds and the lady was like 🙄Asked for eggplant at the grocery store and got a weird look. Above all I said to a colleague : I'm gona get a raincheck on that. As soon as I uttered those words I realized that this is not nyc 🤦it rains ever minute here 🤣
😂😂😂😂 welcome to the Uk bro
@@apnaj_ I was fully expecting the American guy to ask the shopkeeper where the glocks and rifles are to buy 😆 Maybe you can do a part 2.
Should have learnt it properly when you first learnt it 🤣🤣
@@commercio3564 nearly 2m registered fire arms in the UK... it's just more strict to buy one here and self defence with firearm is illegal
@@apnaj_ Thanks dude! I'm a lady though 😉
Video Idea:
When Bossman Sells a newspaper from the 1950s
I’m from New York and this is on point. 😂
I love how the time of day changes every shot 😂
The classic bottle o' wotah' from the last vid 🤣🤣 banger as always bro
Love how the sky just gets lighter at 2:10 hahah
Hehehehe
Man does not sleep to perfect this skit
My new fav channel
I couldn't deny the subscribe button. Everything on point with every video 🔥💯
"BLADY AMREEKEN TAGS" 🤣🤣
Bro this might be your best skit yet 😂 you’re becoming to good at writing these
Genuinely one of the funniest videos I’ve ever seen 😂
It was light when he walked in and dark as soon as he started to talk to boss man
"Where you sell your chips"
BOSSMAN - "Look to your right my friend"
The squeak followed by the “What’s wrong my friend?” has a very threatening energy
I just subscribed and now going on a binge watch.
"This is a bottle of water"
"Oh, you have those? I thought it was only us"
I love how he asked where are the chips, the first thing you see going through the door are the chips lmfao
Anyone else just discovered this channel and binging all the videos?
me!
This dude has the best videos
Just by 1 video i subbed. First was the cop doing slags now this. Quality content my geee
1:29 chips are on his right 🤣🤣
1:46 boss man looking thinking “why tf is he calling the pattow an eggplant?”
The range on this man 👏👏👏👏
Bro was in there ALL DAY😂😂😂 Dawn til dusk😂😂😂😂😂😂
1:34You guys are growing eggs from the plants in the America??? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
My uncle was serving at the cash register and a woman asked for chips and he took her to the frozen bag of chips section XD I had to explain chips in America mean crisps in the uk
This had me laughing for real !!
"You got all these vehicles, but you got no gas", Imao🤣🤣🤣
Love how Bro Came in the Store during the Day and Left at Night🤣
Mans shirt is fresh out of the packaging n still got the fold lines innit 🤣
“New York New York New York New York!” 😂
1 MILLION!!!, Let's go!
The bigman has got it on point 🤣🤣🤣
It took so long for him to finish the call it was dark when he did
In the UK if you say you are from the states, you are from council estates lol
I love how the "chips" are right next to him lmao
HAHAAA! The difference in lexicon is on point!!! Imagine if an Australian and Irishman walk in. Total chaos with the accents and lexicons.
I was at boss mans corner shop and my phone told me that you uploaded so i rushed home after having an argument about prices with bossman and here i am
Brooo I'm dead over here rollin on the floor😂😂😂😂😂
Ive seen this kinda thing happen first hand this is so spot on
LOOOOOOL
"You call me a virgin?!"
Lmao i'm dying
ive been in america my whole entire life and have never called soda pop. man these people living in a alternate universe
“Y’all got all these vehicles but no gas” 🤣🤣🤣 that cracked me up
PionNNNNN !
Dat sound always gets me🤣🤣🤣🤣
The shop keeper was far more patient than I would have been! Great video.
We don’t call soda pop in NY that’s a Detroit thing. Dope vid anyhow 🔥
" _Ok~_ *Amreecen* Guy..." got me lmao!!!
“Parallel universe” lol. 😂
Apna your American accent was somewhat certi 😂👌🏽
"Umereecan Mann"
I like how he asked for crisps, yet it's right next to him
The bathroom/ petrol part absolutely broke me 😂😭💀
‘Umreican’ so perfect 😂😂
Bossman was having non of it.
"Chips you need to go Mcdonald.."
😂💀😂💀
For a successful investment
Regarding to make millions in trading
“Bo’ol of wa’a!”XD
This a apnaj classic
tbf a lot of people say pop up north. i didnt realise it was a uncommon thing till i moved to birstol and said it and people were confused