They would be late on the first months rent 😂 Not responsible enough. The funny thing is people who don’t speak the language come here, figure out what is needed and open stores in their neighborhood.
So true. I purchased a tub of ice cream from a small Montego Bay outlet only to find it full of frozen water. Went back the following day, and the shopkeeper refused my entry because it had been raining, and I was dripping wet! On another occasion, accompanied with my girlfriend, I visited a surf & turf restaurant also in Montego Bay. Little did I know that I had to pay them $59 in advance! The surf turned out to be tiny sewage crabs the size of a match box, and there were no turfs - BBQ beef. We just decided to leave without eating a thing. I didn't even ask for my money back. Hobbling behind us was a fellow waving his arms. I thought he'd come to give us our money back, but instead, he demanded the payment for the service charge!
“ you don’t hear about inflation innat , recession innat living in America & just knowing that the Uk mandem know the struggle rn got me In tears 😭😭😂😂😂😂free everybody from the inflation badness
@@user-vw6bk4pb4lit doesn’t matter, he’s supporting black owned business, which we all need to be doing. You’d rather buy cheap poop covered drinks from the Asians but not a freshly imported but slightly more expensive drinks from the black man.
Icl I've only been to one corner shop run by a black person and he was calm but that place was probably one of the deadest corner shops I've ever been to 😂
The man in the background thinking you're crazy 😂
😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣
😂😂😂😂
I get such secondhand embarrassment but I love these skits Dylan and his bros don't care who watches when they film, they still continue.
The way he looked bare pissed off that he had to stand up 😂😂😂😂😂
They would be late on the first months rent 😂 Not responsible enough. The funny thing is people who don’t speak the language come here, figure out what is needed and open stores in their neighborhood.
Mad A to the rescue you know 😂
He tapped he’s nuts he’s straight bonkers…. Crazy
Mad A put two man in headlock dont mess with bro 😤😂
50 bags💀😭
😂😂😂😂
I can’t tell if that white man was acting or actually there to shop😂
Quick cameo ting big up Jack 😂
Dude looked so confused 😂
50 Bags 😂😭😭😭😭
This original as heck brodie, i fw it hard
u don't fw it soft⁉️
@@yeet-- 💀
Please say you're American
Huh?
Yes
So true. I purchased a tub of ice cream from a small Montego Bay outlet only to find it full of frozen water. Went back the following day, and the shopkeeper refused my entry because it had been raining, and I was dripping wet!
On another occasion, accompanied with my girlfriend, I visited a surf & turf restaurant also in Montego Bay. Little did I know that I had to pay them $59 in advance!
The surf turned out to be tiny sewage crabs the size of a match box, and there were no turfs - BBQ beef.
We just decided to leave without eating a thing. I didn't even ask for my money back. Hobbling behind us was a fellow waving his arms. I thought he'd come to give us our money back, but instead, he demanded the payment for the service charge!
50 bags?!! Had to look it up but I believe that’s £50k! Man ain’t ramping with his protection fee 😁
XD yeah "bag" means thousand. Guy's out here saving lives for deposit money. I dunno if he's a hero or a villain at this point
Rhyming slang - bag of sand = a grand.
Let’s be honest, Mad A just did it for a bit of a laugh and exercise. The true owner of the roads 😤
2 cups of magnum for £5 💀💀
NAAAAH HE NEEDS A SHOW SERIES THIS GUY IS TOO FUNNY
Yeah this is first time I seen him and he’s spot on. 👌👍
😂😂😂 i carnt breath this guy too much man said "2 for 5£ slapped man with 2 cups of maggy 😂😅😂
We love Daryl and his geezer mode 😂😂😂 us black brits man 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Mad A unlocked teleportation abilities?😭
Mad A learned Instant Transmission, he’s as strong as Dragon Ball Z characters now 😂 It’s over
The bit when man run in the shop he act like he don’t see nothing then charge man 50 bags 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💯your life would have got taken 💯🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
aaaah this videos is acc too accurate😭😭😭. 2:43 man said "Bossman close the shop"😂 I Shouldn't even be laughing at that one 💀
i lost it when he ran in the shop
this was really well executed man
Mad A😭😭🤣🤣🤣
“ you don’t hear about inflation innat , recession innat living in America & just knowing that the Uk mandem know the struggle rn got me In tears 😭😭😂😂😂😂free everybody from the inflation badness
LOOOOOOOOOL mad-a on a Batman ting 😂
I aint laughed at a skit in years until i watched this
Mad A is the goat without ever speaking
You are definitely underrated? The sheer chaos was executed to perfection 😅😂
*Start making short movies 😂😂😂 you’ll go clear*
"Make sure you roll dangerous yeah" 😂😂😂
The way those hoods just _slidddd_ backwards out of the shop, like the dude had them in a Vulcan Death Grip or something... 😆
Never heard of Magnum Tonic Wine before, had to look it up. I’m sure the customer wanted Magnum ice creams of course 😂
hahahahaha man made a point at the end tho, 50 bucks for having your life saved is fair enough
50 bags, not bucks. That's 50 thousand. Bags of sand = grand.
@@bibblybobbly9951 oooh holy shii i thought he said bucks, english isn't my first language so I didn't know about bags thank you mate
From when he’s playing the j hus in the background 😂😂that’s only on RUclips and soundcloud uno
Man used his cig to bill it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You might be the first to notice 😂🤝
@@JustDylanTV broo that was too funny man keep the content coming bro 🤣🤣🤣🔥
This shopkeeper is hella shady
when I lived in Hackney late 1980s shopping on Mare Street was like that,
it was nicknamed the murder mile back then, snorting fun and guns broh,
Man said two cups and then drank the magnum 😂😂😂
nahh the maggy one killed me🤣
A man said roll dangerous at the end 😂😂
Mad A always handling business in silence 😭
2 cups Magnum for £5 when a bottle cost a fiver! 😂😂😂
Luvvv my Ugandan brothaaaa ❤
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 can see this with certain man still 💯💯🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I miss these kinda videos 😭😭🔥🔥
Lucky to actually have one near me, discovering Nigerian Fanta was the best thing to happen to my flavour impoverished white mouth in February
How much is that Fanta though?😅
@@user-vw6bk4pb4l £1.30 I think
@@user-vw6bk4pb4l9.99😂😂😂😂
@@user-vw6bk4pb4lit doesn’t matter, he’s supporting black owned business, which we all need to be doing. You’d rather buy cheap poop covered drinks from the Asians but not a freshly imported but slightly more expensive drinks from the black man.
@@DatActiveGuyStop making assumptions...
Bruh, by throwing that Turkish Marlboro pack on the table, you literally exposed the shop selling illegal tobacco! 🤣🤣🤣
Maybe it was his own personal deck, no evidence officer 👮
Ur a fed
Biggest fed making comments like this
total fed
this guy needs to be in movies fr 😭😭
This is good man.
My guy 😆👀
Swear that’s angry shop keepers shop 😂
We need the African skits back
Customer speaking a proper English dialect. Good lad.
forgot how funny this guys skits were
He reminds me of the Mario jump sound when he says "alright!?"
“this my brudda mad a, he’s mad, he’s tapped, he’s crazy”
2:00 a what...? 😂
Bro eyes do all the acting. He literally doesn’t need to say anything. Jean get over here and look at this
Good work bro love the vids 😂
50 bags 😂😂😂😂
You just made me open it g 😂😭
Ay, what's that track in the beginning
Disturbingly accurate but funny.
Makes me wish I was born in 1885 though.
This brudda never fails 😂😂😂
lost it on the magnum bit
Yo yo yo I can't have dem roadmenz in mah shop
I wouldn't worry, owning a corner shop involves early mornings & hard work!
And they wonder why they’ve be left behind.
😂😂😂😂😂. Consistency bro
This shops 3 mins away frm my yard😂
😂😂😂 Neva miss
50 bags! Really ‘bro lol 😂
Roll dangerous 😂
They would never own one, most of them don't like work.
Mad A hero arc
Bro charged 50 bags for helping him not die😭😭😭😭
Ohh so thats what Antony (Mad A) Martial is doing nowadays 😂
It would pretty much be like that 😂🤣😂🤣
That shit was too funny gotta hand it to ya
Why have I never seen a black corner shop worker? Only just realised
There's actually a few in brum
@@ramowick2583 fair enough, in London they're all south Asian with some white ones on occasion
Love your content but plz drop more
Buddy store gonna get rob or burn down by a disgruntled customer
Don’t know what to do for you my brother.
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Hilarious 😂
Dilly dally 😂
Mad A unlocked teleportation abilities?
Is 50 bags. 500quid or 50.grand?
did u see the man 🤣🤣
I just watched my corner shop 😂
Mad A😂😂
Totally 💯's, hilarious
I missed this genius
Icl I've only been to one corner shop run by a black person and he was calm but that place was probably one of the deadest corner shops I've ever been to 😂
make sure you roll dangerous.
Probably accurate in londonstan.
Whinging everywhere are we
Mad A literally a vigilante
What's the Hus song at the beginning ?
i knew this guy lived in enfield
hold on 19.49 for some disarono out in the states you paying 25-30😂😂
ok but why have i experienced the drink and parcel one..
that is ONE TO ONE like in berlin but the clerks are white (and black too tbh)
Lemme get a remmi.
As if they'd come into work
50 bags una🤣🤣