I think my husband might be one of these devils because our whole basement is COVERED in TRAINS! Lionel trains. Dozens of tracks. Hundreds of cars. I KNEW he was up to something evil down there!
When someone calls the last book of the Bible "Revelations" you know you are dealing with someone who has very little knowledge of the Book of Revelation.
lol I love these videos Basically she is saying "Imagine if this story was completely different & written in the 21st century!" Reminds me of the Ancient Aliens guys who just ask questions or tell you to imagine a scenario where aliens are doing everything.
This is the second one of Dan‘s videos I’ve watched debunking this particular woman. That’s quite the schtick she’s got there isn’t it? Put on thick makeup and mouth absurdities with a deadpan expression and apparent absolute confidence in their accuracy. She could go on like this for a long time. Just scour the headlines for some disaster and conflate it with some biblical prophecy all the while putting on this awkwardly bizarre performance. I really appreciate Dan’s responses because I learn something from watching. But when I see someone like her performing, I have some curiosity as to whether she’s as delusional as she presents herself or whether she consciously knows that she’s scamming people. Given that the Internet allows you to reach millions of people there’s always plenty of people out there who will believe this kind of nonsense, and be convinced that she’s on to some greater truth. I don’t know how Dan keeps from laughing.
I've always wondered about that number 200,000,000, and if that's the number really intended. It's dimyrias myrias in Greek, which just means two myriads of myriads. Supposedly myriad eventually referred to 10,000, instead of just an uncountable number. These terms almost certainly come from Daniel 7, which uses myrias myrias to indicate the number of angels worshiping God. I think Revelation is just taking this number and doubling it to show that this is twice the number of demons, compared to the angels in Daniel 7.
i got δισμυριάδες μυριάδων when i looked, and haven't yet ran the numbers, but i would bet that the values of those letters add up to 200 million. at least that's how it's usually done. i'm pretty new at deciphering ancient greek. edit: nah, didn't add up.
This is tongue-in-cheek folks: I've always said that the word lie is the most important part of the word believe. In our times, it seems that they've become synonymous. It's as if saying "I believe" is equal to saying "I be lying" or "I embrace lies." Though that is incorrect, it is a good rule of thumb. Even if much (or most) of the time the speakers/writers are lying to themselves as well. From politicians to corporate leaders to salesmen/marketers to religious folk/preachers the word believe is used to as a form of reassurance ("I believe that there will be peace in the Middle East.") or to avoid responsibility (I believe that the chemicals our trains were transporting were not dangerous chemicals and that the decision to use a 100 year old braking system was a good one." but I can't remember when it was used for something true/real.
I once started to tell a Christian something like "Bible + Liar = beLIEver", because they were the type to use Acrostic Poetry and Anagrams, but I stopped to think about it because while the content made sense... the words & letters weren't a perfect match. It was then, upon further thinking, I realized: Believer = Evil + Beer ~ Evil = Believer - Beer ~ Beer = Believer - Evil ~ And another Anagram for Believer: "Be EVILer"
What the actual f*** was that?! How much glue do you need to sniff or how much alcohol do you need to consume to come up with trains being what Revelation is talking about?!
I remember my dad being convinced it was talking about helicopters. He said the original word used was "hoppers" if I remember right. No idea where he heard that or if it is true, but he figured it was a primitive's descriptive word for helicopters.
Like most sincere Christians she does her make-up, her hair, and makes sure the camera filter is just right. For Jesus says, somewhere in the back, whosoever looks great is righteous in their beliefs.
I'm always confused why people who profess to believe that literal angels are going to be released from a physical prison beneath the Euphrates River are suddenly unbelievable if they happen to ride chimerical horses with snakes for tails >.>
Well talk about YOUR trains... In my trains people have fashion and wear steel armors mostly on workdays for their convenience. Also srsly now, trains don't emit smoke, maybe powerplants where their electricity comes from but those are no where near them.
According to a logistics firm, there are currently 100,472 railroad locomotives in the world. That's not enough to fulfill her end times prophecy. So not to worry unless the world embarks on a railroad locomy building binge
Trains wouldn't even make an effective weapon or vehicle for warfare. I was assuming she was going to say helicopters or planes. That is what i've heard my whole life by preachers
I am quite a bit behind the curve here. Is the mark of the beast a common theme in ancient theologies? Because looking at modern day China, such a thing can soon become a reality. What are your thoughts on the MotB?
He has done multiple videos on the mark of the beast that you can go watch. Revelation isn't about the 21st century and it isn't about an evil power coming to get us, it's about Nero and the threats that Rome posed to 1st and 2nd century christians
I'll never understand why people are so enamored with a God that both loves us and refuses to communicate to us in anything less than quantum-level jigsaw puzzles. "Cracked the code" is the key phrase to me that signals either (a) you're full of crap, or (b) your God is senselessly obscure and I don't want to know about it.
How did Revelation, rejected by the Eastern Church from the beginning, relegated to an appendix by the Protestant Reformation along with the Apocrypha, become such a mainstay of modern Evangelical Christianity?
I mean... All was written for the time that was written. How are we still here. Dealing with stories that were kind of written by people that seemed to have either been on some crazy drugs or mentally unwell. The Catholic Church is more and more speaking of most books and stories as being allegorical, when oh when all of it will be described as just a book of fiction or something like that?
Whats so mind baffling stupid about this is that she's quite literally calling the apostle John (who she believes wrote Revelations but who didn't actually write the book of Revelations) stupid. A 1st century author, while not up to date on modern technology, wasn't stupid. They would be educated enough to know the difference between a train and a fucking horse lmaooo. Like if I was someone in the 1st century and I saw a vision of a train killing millions due to pollution and whatnot, I wouldn't write "and then the horsemen went on his horse and slaughtered billions", I would say something like "caravans of iron caused pestilence that made millions die in dark skies". When the author of Revelations says "horse", we have no reason to doubt that he meant horse. It's like when people claim the Mark of the Beast is Panera is scanning people's hands as a form of payment (rather than scanning a phone for apple pay or tapping a card). The author likely is smart enough to know what a Mark is and if he didn't mean a physical Mark, he would've used other language. I, an atheist, have more respect and a higher opinion of "John" than they do apparently.
"If you're going to quote from the Book of Revelation Don't keep calling it the Book of Revelations There's no "s", it's the Book of Revelation As revealed to St John the Divine See also Mary Hopkin She must despair" - Shit Arm Bad Tattoo by Half Man Half Biscuit
Hi Dan, You seemed to be well versed and make the claim Rev 9 relates to first century, that is insight you claim You have by context of the chapter, so i am asking what is the meaning of Rev chapter 9:1-11 looking forward to your answers in context to the scriptures thanks
This creator sounds to me like she has mental health issues. Note the flat affect - and note the difference in vocal tone between Dan and her. She delivers this end times nonsense in a monotone that's one step above mumbling - which tells me that deep down, she doesn't believe it herself.
While I completely agree with you, this response struck me as a bit snarky, personal, and edging into politics. This seems off-brand (or at least off what I perceive your brand to be). Also somewhat unnecessary, since this creator already does a fine job of being less than credible.
I don't blame him for getting frustrated. If I was him and seeing several hundred of these stupid videos, I'd be pulling my hair out in fury at how much foolishness and ignorance these influencers are putting out there.
I mean if you think about it if they really did have a vision what they are describing are their depiction of what they were seeing. When the book mentions a beast that spits fire and sulfur I doubt that such a creature exist but just maybe they are describing tanks and armored vehicles with barrels and mounted weapons
“No, it’s not”
“No, they don’t”
This killed me
Needs to be more of this in response to general Internet nonsense.
OMG the trains! Run! Hide!
My favorite is the 'no words' reaction.
That person wakes up every morning and thinks “what tragedy can I exploit for content today? 😊”
I think my husband might be one of these devils because our whole basement is COVERED in TRAINS! Lionel trains. Dozens of tracks. Hundreds of cars. I KNEW he was up to something evil down there!
Does he wear a hat when working his trains?
That's just Autism
Are there... tunnels? Figurines of people and animals? Those are bad signs.
@@NWPaul72 Lots of tiny figures of animals and people!! There are even DINOSAURS on that layout. Better call an email exorcist.
@@lisaboban yeah, you need to involve the clergy, it sounds bad.
No one else in the history of the world has “cracked the code” and neither has Aunty there…
"Many continue to be wrong" is my motto this year lol
We really need merch with that on it
The four locomotive engineers of the apocalypse.
🤣🤣🤣
That silent cut, that look... 🤌😅
As a journalism undergrad and MDiv, Revelations [sic] 9 is my favorite use of [sic].
I chuckled when she said “trains” because it was not the direction I expected her to take it.😂
Me too! I did not see that one coming!
It totally derailed my train of thought.
When someone calls the last book of the Bible "Revelations" you know you are dealing with someone who has very little knowledge of the Book of Revelation.
Yeah there you go. The motivation for this person is the exposure itself. There's more accurate biblical commentary in Iron Maiden lyrics.
lol I love these videos
Basically she is saying "Imagine if this story was completely different & written in the 21st century!" Reminds me of the Ancient Aliens guys who just ask questions or tell you to imagine a scenario where aliens are doing everything.
This is the second one of Dan‘s videos I’ve watched debunking this particular woman. That’s quite the schtick she’s got there isn’t it? Put on thick makeup and mouth absurdities with a deadpan expression and apparent absolute confidence in their accuracy. She could go on like this for a long time. Just scour the headlines for some disaster and conflate it with some biblical prophecy all the while putting on this awkwardly bizarre performance.
I really appreciate Dan’s responses because I learn something from watching. But when I see someone like her performing, I have some curiosity as to whether she’s as delusional as she presents herself or whether she consciously knows that she’s scamming people. Given that the Internet allows you to reach millions of people there’s always plenty of people out there who will believe this kind of nonsense, and be convinced that she’s on to some greater truth. I don’t know how Dan keeps from laughing.
Grifters gotta grift.
If she’s married, I imagine the spouse thinking, “hey, while she off being a kook I can watch what I want.”
“Trains” really took me by surprise lol
You are so diplomatic. I salute you, kind sir!
I love the blank stare rebuttal.
I've always wondered about that number 200,000,000, and if that's the number really intended. It's dimyrias myrias in Greek, which just means two myriads of myriads. Supposedly myriad eventually referred to 10,000, instead of just an uncountable number. These terms almost certainly come from Daniel 7, which uses myrias myrias to indicate the number of angels worshiping God. I think Revelation is just taking this number and doubling it to show that this is twice the number of demons, compared to the angels in Daniel 7.
i got δισμυριάδες μυριάδων when i looked, and haven't yet ran the numbers, but i would bet that the values of those letters add up to 200 million. at least that's how it's usually done. i'm pretty new at deciphering ancient greek.
edit: nah, didn't add up.
You have to wonder if the prophet-seer-dreamer-author is saying that Satan is bigger and more powerful than God. Some Christians carry on as if he is.
This is tongue-in-cheek folks: I've always said that the word lie is the most important part of the word believe. In our times, it seems that they've become synonymous. It's as if saying "I believe" is equal to saying "I be lying" or "I embrace lies." Though that is incorrect, it is a good rule of thumb. Even if much (or most) of the time the speakers/writers are lying to themselves as well. From politicians to corporate leaders to salesmen/marketers to religious folk/preachers the word believe is used to as a form of reassurance ("I believe that there will be peace in the Middle East.") or to avoid responsibility (I believe that the chemicals our trains were transporting were not dangerous chemicals and that the decision to use a 100 year old braking system was a good one." but I can't remember when it was used for something true/real.
I once started to tell a Christian something like "Bible + Liar = beLIEver", because they were the type to use Acrostic Poetry and Anagrams, but I stopped to think about it because while the content made sense... the words & letters weren't a perfect match. It was then, upon further thinking, I realized:
Believer = Evil + Beer ~ Evil = Believer - Beer ~ Beer = Believer - Evil ~ And another Anagram for Believer: "Be EVILer"
would make a killer movie tho. Loved this one Dan. Nicely done.
Thank you for keeping me sane.
I’m so glad I wasn’t drinking anything when she said, “What if they are trains?” I would have spit all over my screen. I did not see that coming. 😂
LOVE the look on your face at 1:15.
If it is trains we should be safe in the US since our rail system is so abysmal 😩
Our public rail transit is terrible. Our freight rail is quite good.
Who is she? She holds office?
The battering ram (no 1) looks exactly like a Dalek! Dr.Who was, of course, a timelord.
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And they will exterminate 1/3 of humankind!
@@AurorXZ 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼😁
You've cracked the code!
Oh my god, it's a train attack.
Educational and hilarious. Win win.
I'll give her props for discussing plagues killing millions of people without once mentioning C*vid.
Thank you, Sir.
Love this. Thank you
Dan's reactions are hilarious and on point.
And the award for best supporting actor goes to, Dr Mak!!!
People have thought it was the end of times since the beginning of times lol
"It's the end of the world as we know it, It's the end of the world, and I fell fine" ~ R.E.M.
What the actual f*** was that?! How much glue do you need to sniff or how much alcohol do you need to consume to come up with trains being what Revelation is talking about?!
I remember my dad being convinced it was talking about helicopters. He said the original word used was "hoppers" if I remember right. No idea where he heard that or if it is true, but he figured it was a primitive's descriptive word for helicopters.
Like most sincere Christians she does her make-up, her hair, and makes sure the camera filter is just right. For Jesus says, somewhere in the back, whosoever looks great is righteous in their beliefs.
I'm always confused why people who profess to believe that literal angels are going to be released from a physical prison beneath the Euphrates River are suddenly unbelievable if they happen to ride chimerical horses with snakes for tails >.>
Tell me you don't understand apocalyptic literature without telling me you don't understand apocalyptic literature.
You gotta squint real hard to get a train to look like a horse. 🤣
Well talk about YOUR trains... In my trains people have fashion and wear steel armors mostly on workdays for their convenience.
Also srsly now, trains don't emit smoke, maybe powerplants where their electricity comes from but those are no where near them.
I have a distant relative who would fall down these rabbit holes. Sad really. And also annoying at gatherings.
According to a logistics firm, there are currently 100,472 railroad locomotives in the world. That's not enough to fulfill her end times prophecy. So not to worry unless the world embarks on a railroad locomy building binge
Trains wouldn't even make an effective weapon or vehicle for warfare. I was assuming she was going to say helicopters or planes. That is what i've heard my whole life by preachers
"Many continue to be wrong." Best.Comment.Ever.
Still laughing! That was great!
You are the coolest LDS
Mushrooms is a hell of a drug.
If this is supposed to be a train, then when Jesus says "wide is the road that leads to Hell"- he is talking about the American highway system.
No Dan it’s trains, she wins.
If horses were trains then beggars would ride. On trains. Or maybe eat trains, I dunno. It's complicated!!
I am quite a bit behind the curve here. Is the mark of the beast a common theme in ancient theologies? Because looking at modern day China, such a thing can soon become a reality. What are your thoughts on the MotB?
He has done multiple videos on the mark of the beast that you can go watch. Revelation isn't about the 21st century and it isn't about an evil power coming to get us, it's about Nero and the threats that Rome posed to 1st and 2nd century christians
I thought she was gonna say covid
If a comment starts with "Revelations" it becomes immediately suspect.
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200 million vs 8 billion? Hm.
Thomas the train I’m sure thanks you for this debunking!
I'll never understand why people are so enamored with a God that both loves us and refuses to communicate to us in anything less than quantum-level jigsaw puzzles. "Cracked the code" is the key phrase to me that signals either (a) you're full of crap, or (b) your God is senselessly obscure and I don't want to know about it.
How did Revelation, rejected by the Eastern Church from the beginning, relegated to an appendix by the Protestant Reformation along with the Apocrypha, become such a mainstay of modern Evangelical Christianity?
Well, she didn't crack the code... but something else is cracked, if you know what I mean.
some one needs some real couch time and a course in logic
I mean... All was written for the time that was written. How are we still here. Dealing with stories that were kind of written by people that seemed to have either been on some crazy drugs or mentally unwell. The Catholic Church is more and more speaking of most books and stories as being allegorical, when oh when all of it will be described as just a book of fiction or something like that?
😂lol how do you get that and go train?. I just beliefs in logic.
Many continue to be wrong.....I shouldn't, but I laughed
.....trains? Thats what she came up with? What are they gonna build a jabillion railroads to where this supposed battle is gonna take place?
Whats so mind baffling stupid about this is that she's quite literally calling the apostle John (who she believes wrote Revelations but who didn't actually write the book of Revelations) stupid. A 1st century author, while not up to date on modern technology, wasn't stupid. They would be educated enough to know the difference between a train and a fucking horse lmaooo. Like if I was someone in the 1st century and I saw a vision of a train killing millions due to pollution and whatnot, I wouldn't write "and then the horsemen went on his horse and slaughtered billions", I would say something like "caravans of iron caused pestilence that made millions die in dark skies".
When the author of Revelations says "horse", we have no reason to doubt that he meant horse. It's like when people claim the Mark of the Beast is Panera is scanning people's hands as a form of payment (rather than scanning a phone for apple pay or tapping a card). The author likely is smart enough to know what a Mark is and if he didn't mean a physical Mark, he would've used other language.
I, an atheist, have more respect and a higher opinion of "John" than they do apparently.
This one's over a century late, isn't it?
Jesus has been coming back for 2000 years, how many trains can one man miss?
"Revelations" 😑
"The kingdom of god is coming within our lifetime," said Jesus some 1,800 plus years ago.
Jesus replied, "It is not for you to know times or seasons that the Father has fixed by His own authority." - Acts 1:7
01:12 😆😅🤣😂😆😅🤣😂
"If you're going to quote from the Book of Revelation
Don't keep calling it the Book of Revelations
There's no "s", it's the Book of Revelation
As revealed to St John the Divine
See also Mary Hopkin
She must despair" - Shit Arm Bad Tattoo by Half Man Half Biscuit
Does anyone know who this creator is? I need to watch more of her stuff!
auntie_coolette
when some1 says Revelations instead of Revelation u know its gonna be good
She's like a biblical Karen 😅
It's somehow really annoying, although not that harmful
Hi Dan,
You seemed to be well versed and make the claim Rev 9 relates to first century, that is insight you claim You have by context of the chapter, so i am asking what is the meaning of Rev chapter 9:1-11 looking forward to your answers in context to the scriptures thanks
This creator sounds to me like she has mental health issues. Note the flat affect - and note the difference in vocal tone between Dan and her. She delivers this end times nonsense in a monotone that's one step above mumbling - which tells me that deep down, she doesn't believe it herself.
I have a theology that it's horseman because of an emp
Revelation 12 was a celestial alignment on 23 Sept 2017.
We are 7y on.
Do the math!
While I completely agree with you, this response struck me as a bit snarky, personal, and edging into politics. This seems off-brand (or at least off what I perceive your brand to be). Also somewhat unnecessary, since this creator already does a fine job of being less than credible.
I don't blame him for getting frustrated. If I was him and seeing several hundred of these stupid videos, I'd be pulling my hair out in fury at how much foolishness and ignorance these influencers are putting out there.
Buddy many of these words are metaphors. Oh well.... don't prepare
I mean if you think about it if they really did have a vision what they are describing are their depiction of what they were seeing. When the book mentions a beast that spits fire and sulfur I doubt that such a creature exist but just maybe they are describing tanks and armored vehicles with barrels and mounted weapons
I thought she was joking, satire... wow... she actually believes what she is saying and she is serious...
She is insanely hot though.