I played For Honor and it killed me
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- Опубликовано: 3 окт 2024
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►Outro music: Jazz In Paris - Media Right Productions
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"My defenses are impenetrable." Said Zanny to the Pope
I was the 69th like, whoever likes next is a monster
Kill them all
Hahah ... God is with me fool : Answered Pope.
But he soon found out, he was wrong
@@chickensox8318 i don't fucking care
Zanny: Makes a huge comeback and is able to win.
Human body fluid: "Not on my watch"
Human body fluid: “Not if I have anything to say about it, and I do”
This comment got me harder than it should 😂
@@cameron8783 Nuts
@@nickkyriakidis1661 nuts
Yeah right, like that’s ever about to happen
For someone who made a story for a Centurion for fun, I am impressed how much Zanny has improved.
U are my hero
Fast forward to 2020, and he rivals Havok
Centurion just wants to renovate a home, show did he get here
Centurion will destroy with a paintbrush
Top 10 For Honor enemies, number 1, the Pope.
#3 wall collision
#4 ur mom
#5 hyper armor
Number 7 Machosism
#8 light spam
"This is why I stopped playing this garbage excuse for a game... Let's do it again."
Perfectly describes my relationship with For Honor for these past two years.
The darkness scream improves game play by 10%
100% only zanny can do the "darkness" right. Probably because hes Asian 😂💯
Roman and peace keeper: healthy relationship.
Vortiger: doofenshmirtz backstory
Da canq: *canq noise*
Warden: filthy faker
Tiandi: ***AAAAAAAAAA***
Hitokiri: hashahshahs intensifies
100% accurate.
Warden: GET UP WARDEN!!
Made my day lmao
Jp Obi thank you, I tried my best
the misplayer happy to help
Honestly I met zanny a couple weeks back at like 3am on siege and he is so chill and cool and I never knew about his channel until he told me and now I only watch his videos
oh thats cool he just yelled roman kick and roman punch at me repeatedly it was awesome
He started off as a halo channel if you go all the way back
@@johnnycongdon yea I watched some of those videos, its kinda cool because I play most of the games that he does
That's wholesome
@@Starr_kiddd yeah, I started watching him like 7 years ago but I play on PS4 so I ain’t ever meeting zanny😭
when i was a boy, barely old enough to swing a weapon, the Pope showed me how to hold his sword
LMFAO
THAT’S GOOD
WAIT-
Oh he held up HIS SWORD HIS BIG SWORD NOTHING ELSE RIGHT
Oh god oh god no
Zanny: why havnt i won yet
*CURRENT OBJECTIVE: SURVIVE!*
When I was a young boy...this city...
This city? HaRlEm? When I was a boy...
9:30 can we just appreciate how it says "potential offensive message" in his Xbox messages.
Roman:*sees a bridge*
ROMAN MUST CONTROL HIS INNER DEMONS
Bob Verjans ???
Warden: fucking dies
Zanny: COME ON DUDE
2:11
Edit: At commenters, requests, I've edited the lyrics to be less spaced out. I originally did this on mobile and it will not let me change the formatting further for some reason.
When I was, a young boy,
my step-father, took me into the city,
to see the Marching Fire.
He said, "Son, when you grow up,
Would you be the edgiest of the damned?"
He said, "will you defeat them
The Vikings, all of the Samurai,
and the plans that they have made?"
"Because one day, I'll leave you
A phantom, just like your Bionicles.
To go to the Shadow Realm."
When I was, a young boy,
my father, took me into the city,
to see the Marching Fire.
He said, "Son, when you grow up,
Would you be the edgiest of the damned?"
Sometimes I get the feeling my Bionicles are watching over me. And other times I feel like I should go into the red sun.
And through it all, the rise and fall of the bodies in the streets.
And when I'm gone, I want you all to know
A PROFUNDIS!
I'll bash on!
I'll shield bash on! (darkness)
And though Roman is sad and his kids are gone (believe me)
Roman and I will both bash!
We'll bash on!
And in my heart, I can't contain it
The darkness and the hatred!
The world that sends you reeling from your abusive parents.
But I have a sword now, and I'll kill you all!
So James give me my Bionicles back!
I'll shout it loud and clear!
Right in your damn ear!
I'll shield bash you!
I'll shield bash you!
And though Roman's kids are gone (believe me)
I will still fucking shield bash you!
Shield bash you!
And though Phineas and Ferb is dead
I will March with Fire!
On and on, we shield bash through our fears
Oh, Oh, Oh,
Through the disappointed face of my mother.
Oh, Oh, Oh,
Take a look at me,
cause the pope will never touch me at all!
Edge and hate. You'll never take me.
Because the world will never stand my shield bash.
Go and try.
It will break you.
I want it all, I will cheese you! (I'll bash on!)
I won't explain, or say I'm sorry.
I'm unashamed, that this game is broken.
Give a cheer for the darkness!
Now listen here, because it's who I am!
I'm the Vortiger.
The heart of darkness!
I've got a shield that will hurt you!
I'm the Vortiger
The heart of darkness!
A PROFUNDIS!
I'll bash on!
I'll shield bash on! (darkness)
And though Roman is sad and his kids are gone (believe me)
Roman and I will both bash!
We'll bash on!
And though Phineas and Ferb is dead
I will March with Fire!
Edge and hate. You'll never take me.
Because the world will never stand my shield bash.
Go and try.
It will break you.
I want it all, I will cheese you! (I'll bash on!)
Edge and hate. You'll never take me.
Because the world will never stand my shield bash.
Go and try.
It will break you.
I want it all, I will cheese you! (I'll bash on!)
This is the Vortiger Parade - by me.
A parody of The Black Parade - by My Chemical Romance.
sithmorak you’re doing gods work.
sithmorak shite poem
Good job fellow zanclanker
Jesus christ man why is it so funny and confusing?
Wow. Just WOW. As a black prior main, i want this to become a Song, and i Will play It, i Will play It while my enemies, all of the Heretic die, and start to see, to see the Fire, the FIRE OF DEATH THAT AWAITS THEM IN THE TRUE DARCHNESSS OF THE HELL FIRE!
*BROTHERS, BASH OOOON!*
( *CHEERS AND MOTIVATED WAR CHANTS OF THE SOLDIERS INTENSIFIES* )
As Roman is fighting the wu-lin communists He sees his Rochildren cheering Him on.
Rest In Peace Zanny
Roman will remember you as the guy that divorced his ex and lost custody of the kids
Wait what, what happened to him?
@@hyperion9793 nothing
@@hyperion9793 is a joke
“OwO What’s this?”
- Zanny’s e-girl, the pope
9:15
_When Karen takes the kids again_
9:24
I did not TOUCH YOU
No one said you did
Nah bro you touched him, I saw it myself they were up on em like a priest and a lonely orphan
I was the friend I can also testify
I saw this and instantly clicked on it. Love your for honor vids zanman!
7:45 "The pope likes me pretty, I mean my e-girl, my e-girl."
I can feel the DAHKNESS overtaking me already, huh.
3:44 “Kill the body and the snake dies”.
-Sun Zu
This is why I read comments I like that
It's 1:31 AM and I wouldv'e missed that if you hadn't commented this
It's spelled sun zoo
Yo, I loved Phineas and Ferb. After you mentioned remembering the time they canceled the show, I started singing the entire title sequence song for the show by heart without missing a beat.
Little did I know my sister who also love the show was outside my room and joined in on such fun.
Thank you for reminding us of our favorite show from our childhood. Keep up this amazing work you put in every video with ease and show them true DARKNESS with your Pope smiling in the corner. :p
4:57 He just teased a new solo
Whats the name of the song?
Rachel Young Trouble by Cage the Elephant
@@rachelnicholeyoung Trouble by Cage the Elephant
Zanny just cured my depression the suicide attempts have stopped
The fuck?
Let me tell you a story, of a lone child, from a gone land, who's parents ultimately betrayed him. With a sword and shield, let me tell you a story, of Zanny. I hope you're prepared, James.
ROMAN HAS STARTED A GO FUND ME FOR HIS KIDS CUSTODY
I literally waited hours for a vid to make this meme... It's 4am
Hours well spent.
Yep... still awake
@@skrylix-582 S l e e p damn it.
Kai Holloway I went to sleep! 🤗
It's 4am again :p
Zanny: exists
For Honour: *I’m about to end this mans whole career*
0:39 The darhc side of the force is a pathway to many abilities, some cons..AD PROFUNDIS!!!!
Zany: You're a Raider legendary...
The amount of sarcasm when you say it, I should take offence as I'm a raider main 😭😂💀
Prepare for the hate
Desert Eag1e 47 You deserve to be hated by every member of the for honor community then
@@breakitdwnclown1514 raider isn't that bad
Dude it's a joke I'm not actually a raider main chill out, I'm just wasting to see people's reactions 😂💀
@@romanboi8834 reeee
You know he was proud of his singing when he used it as the music for the clip
What's that song called?
@@theflipflopboi9486 Cage The Elephant - Trouble
I'm so sad to tell you all that this is Zanny's last video as this game truly did kill him, it truly is a tragedy to lose such an inspiring and great member of our community.
“When I was but a wee lad, my papa never taught me to use a sword, so i used my shield instead.”
Warden: 2000 volts have entered my nervous system and my spine has snapped
Zanny: WARDEN GET UP!!
8:56
He actually said you shall kill no more or something but I like zanny’s translation better
"And this time, SHIELD!" *Slap *Slap "oohh............THE CONQ"
Zanny: Kill the body and the snake dies~
Me: Well.....that's not untrue...
Zanny:”come on Roman, we’re even now”
Roman:”We can never be even”*tear falls down his eye
Lol, it was a good fight though.
TRUE DAWKNESS is always great in the morning when your hungover
Zanny: “it’s still downloading my internets a bit slow”
11:05: still bad internet
Me remembering his 116 latency vid: “so that’s how he’s rep 83”
Cheddar: yummy
Mozzarella: melts in your mouth
Gouda: comes in slices
Warden’s legs and arms are broken and he’s suffering from brain damage.
Zanny: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING YOU LAZY SHIT!!?
Roman has started doing community service to give back to the world.
Zanny: Warden get up! Get up and fight!!!
Warden: busy hemorrhaging and having a seizure
1:47 NOOO NOT THE BIONICLES
Is anyone here a Bionicle fan tho I miss the old times I want Bionicles back
Good show
Zanny: uses heavy attacks
Opponent: looks like *I'm* going to the shadow realm Jimbo
Roman wants to return to his family
H E H A S N O F A M I L T T O R E T U R N T O .
Every single player of for honor asked this question at some point;
"WHERE THE FUCK IS MY REVENGE!?"
4:15
*CHEDDAR!*
_yummy..._
*MOZZARELLA!!!*
_melts in your mouth..._
*GOUDA!!!*
_can come in slices..._
I recently came across this channel for the BF2 videos and have to say zanny has straight up become one of my favourite RUclipsrs. These videos are just hilarious.
Now zanny either changed the title from "for honor is divine trash" to "i played for honor and it killed me" or you can nane notifications or something like that
A red son rises, blood has been spilled tonight
-Sun Zu
9:20 killed me
9:07 dazed, he’ll attempt wild bash charge.
>Side step, then grab.
>Push to wall.
>Crack ribs.
>Dislocated jaw entirely.
>Punish loss of footing with leaping stab.
In summary ears ringing, jaw broken, big hole in his stomach.
Roman is hanging out with gladiator now, he's actually a nice guy
So I was watching this during Geometry, and when I was supposed to be filling out an angles worksheet, I just yelled "WARDEN GET UP!" Needless to say, I felt the wrath of my teacher
“That’s the end of this chapter. We’re HEADing to the finale, ladies and gentlemen.”
*chops off Raider’s head*
0:55
RED SUN
RED SUN OVER PARADISE
RED SUN
RED SUN OVER PARADISE
WHEN THE WIND IS SLOW
ROMAN IS OVERUSED AND WILL BE TAKING A VACATION
PD. I MISS MY KIDS
He couldn't play as Vortiger during ranked matches he was too busy listening to My Chemical Romance
“After I realized my mother was literally a cow, I went to the pope. We ****************”
Roman got invited to drink with the other knights. It turned out fine.
'Cept Gladiator, he has a new broken arm
Zanny I want some sleep but a true zan clan member is always watching his masters vids
12:11 that time zanny confirms he's watched high school musical
You’re vortiger “accent” sounds like a Khajiit from Skyrim
Roman has collected cash from all his kills
He can now pay child support for the next few months
When the Zan Man changed the title
Zanny’s Doctor: Don’t scream using your throat | Zanny 5 seconds after walking out of doctors office: AD PROFUNDIS
I still want Ubi to replace Vortiger's AD PROFUNDIS with ZanMan's AD PROFUNDIS
11:22
**"So love has blinded you?"**
You’re the best, you will get to a million soon. Love your vids!
Roman wishes the medicine his doctor gave him made the voices go away, but instead it makes them louder.
Roman doesn't know if he can handle this much longer
Still wrapping my head around how the Zan Man himself noticed my post on the subreddit! OHMYGOD!!!!
Warden, get up. It's just a fooking flesh wound.
"The CAAACK!"
Zanny- 2019
9:00 *never will you kill anyone again*
4:57
What song was he referencing in the background??
Roman doesn't care about Halloween because his true nightmares are in his past
1 min and only 20 likes? Get those numbers up
Me - plays For Honor
Me - uninstalls For Honor
Me- reinstalls For Honor
Me - remembers why I uninstalled For Honor
Me - still plays For Honor
The pope to little zanny was like raiders power compared to peacekeepers power
"i didn't even finish there's a trail of piss leading into my room" had me actually dead
Zanny: "Crimson Offensive. Sounds like a discount Jaeger"
I mean yeah, youre right....
I can't help but imagine zanny walking down the street, bumping into someone, then throwing the person over his head while screaming "AD PROFUNDIS!!"
A new for honor zanny video? Im so happy
"I didn't even getting a chance to finish, there's a trail of piss leading into my room."
11:13 Zanny says that he will light spam because he is now the conq, but becomes the better man by resisting
I’m not sure if the “When I was a young boy my father took me to the city to see the marching fire” was an MCR reference but it still made me happy
I’m so proud that one of my own defeated the legendary Zanny.
Zanny has traumatized Warden from being aggressive after being warden has been lying on the floor WARDEN GET UP 8:29 😂
Watching Zanny's videos is like a time warp.
How often can one man repeat the same jokes and the same punch lines before I wake up.
Zanny singing "Trouble" from Cage the Elephant it's the only thing i needed in my life and I never knew it 5:00
0:30
DUUUUUUUUDE
I thought it was a Vortigor voice line but it was Zanny's natural voice actor side
"I will show you the meaning of true Darkness"
LOL the Star Wars quotes Zanny uses when playing For Honor.
I don't know why you don't have over one million subscribers already? You are one of the most original and hilarious creators on RUclips
Zanny’s Vortiger voice impression sounds like Dracula from Hotel Transylvania. Change my mind
Every time warden dies
Zanny: I didn’t hear no bell