BAO IS DOWN BAD AGAIN!
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- Опубликовано: 19 окт 2024
- Whenever Bao sees a furry man, it's over..
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And in today's news, convicted furry Bao died tragically while bareback horse riding.
"By Barebacking you mean riding the horse right?"
...
"Right?"
@@matthewy2j There was riding and a horse involved, yes.
I need to bleach my prefrontal cortex…
@@matthewy2jshe did in fact ride the horse, yes.
Now fan artists have a reason to draw her with that Tikbalang in various ways.
She doesn’t even NEED to say anything.
Eh, vtuber avatars are so meaningless and expressionless that I would say she DOES need to speak. Without words, it might as well be just a clip of the game.
@@jonathangoodwin5609 No I mean: she doesn’t need to say anything about how down bad she is, knowing her. Especially not after Blaaid.
@@jonathangoodwin5609 had that one in the chamber for a while huh?
He exposed hell out of himself@@ectothermic
Im glad she does. Its ver endearing^^
When Bao sees any large male with animal feature: "WHY U PUT THIRST TRAP HERE?!?!"
What was her opinion on the omen twins from elden ring?
I mean. Is she even wrong. Ya gotta hire furries for anthro designs that good. They knew exactly what they were doing
Imagine if there's a game/media with anthro bipedal whale y'know, finally she likes something similar to her avatar lol
@@Hypersaiyanike nothing
she is too busy being extremely horny for Blaidd
When Bao sees any large animal with large male feature*
There. Fixed for you.
Bao is one yiff away from turning into Mythologically accurate Loki.
In loki's defence he didn't do it on purpose
Except Loki was usually the daddy.
...
Right?
@@GrenzRell .....yeaaaaah...
@@GrenzRelloh no no no he wasnt
Bao about to give Zeus a run for his money
All units, we have a code red. I repeat, code red. The furry has moved on from werewolves to horse men; requesting immediate assist on containment.
Call for the Anti-Caliope unity. They have experience with this kind of situation.
Hammer Down and Nine-Tailed Fox are on the way!!!!
EDIT: Wait..... doesn't she have a thing for guys in mili-(Dragged away screaming)
Have the backup units on stand-by. We know this one has very little shame. And will have a second form by the blood moon
Furry squadron Foxtrot: Reporting, We have the defe- Wait... Status update: The defense Line has been breached! Requesting Backup!!!"
Bao is an Apollyon-class SCP
Bao: “this is a normal ass reaction”
Me: “This is an extremely tame Bao reaction”
I hate the fact that your right Jesus
Its because the rule
yeah, for Bao, this is EXTREMELY restrained and tame.
Large horseman with a whip.
_She never stood a chance._
I wonder if she has a section of wall in her room that's dedicated to her furry crushes 😂
the accent is when we knew it was all over for her xvx
On that day you KNOW the word "horse" appeared several times on her search history.
It wasnt just that day, im sure the word horse appear many time before that as well
Bao: look at my horse, horse is amazing.
Give it a lick 🎶
Give it a lick!
Give it a lick
Bruh the deep lore... o7
Give it a lick... actually Bao please don't 😂😂
Bao just lowkey angling her camera to try to clip past the loincloth.
Just like eve from stellar blade it just can't be helped 😅
Oh my god, you're right. That is what she's trying to do.😂
Finally someone pointed that out
Speechless Bao is somehow worse than barking Bao
0:48 did she just goon 😭
That’s her secret, Cap.
Most likely
@@catmatt777She's always gooning.
It's gooning time
She's definitely the kind to fart and poop when she gets h0rny.
I've never been more terrified of a thumbnail
You think it's an exaggerated AI image or something in this day and age and bam.it's actually in-game.
It's a good rule of thumb when knowing Bao. If there's human-animal hybrid. Give or take, expect the worse lmao
"Oh no, he has an accent- it's over..."
Why am I even surprised💀
"How hungry, Bao?"
"How hungry?" -🐴
Bao: "I'm so hungry, I could eat a horse"
Everyone: "Just a Metaphor, right???"
Bao: :D
Everyone: "J-just a m-metaphor, right?"
It's not hunger she's struggling with
Bao is down bad again. In other news, the sky is blue, grass is green, and lava is hot.
And last time i checked, water is still wet
Women and horses. A tale as old as time
Tale that never apart similar old tale to robot and man .
Not as old as women and dogs.
Don't forget farming tool and women
The sequel to Mr Hands: Mrs Hands!
I'll still never forgive my roommate (many years ago) for showing me that.
"Hey come look at this!"
"What am I looking at?"
...
"And that's what killed him!"
"$roomate, I fucking hate you."
😂😂😂
@@dscrye Context for those who don't know: There was a guy who loved horses too much, so he let them go inside him very fast (if ykyk). But horsie was too rough so he blew up his rectum to the forefathers and his life too.
@@dscrye Context for those who don't know: There was a guy who loved h*rses too much, so he let them go ins*de him very f*st (if ykyk). But horsie was too rough so he blew up his r*ctum to the forefathers and his l*fe too.
(Censoring some words so it'll not be taken down by yt)
Just google Mr hands for context y'all
That’s not a horse man, that’s a STALLION!
Down here in the Philippines we have myths about horse-men called “tikbalang”. But they’re usually portrayed as lean or skinny-ripped, not built like a wall.
Also funny to see how for the wolf guy Bao was hyper, but for this horse-man she was almost stun-locked.
Thiccbalang
I think it's because for wolfmen she probably consider them husband material due to their fuzziness and how canine act in general.
Horsemen? Straight up pure raw sex
@@arnantphongsatha7906 Clever!
@@arnantphongsatha7906 Well that's gonna awaken something...
Aren't they basically just "werehorses"?
Here's a rarer clip to find... When is Bao not down bad...
Well at least calliope can get a bit of slack from the horse jokes now
She playing black myth too
@@paxonite-7bd5 Then the clippers are lying in ambush
Something something, beating a dead horse joke here
He’s gonna show Bao who the boss of this gym is.
She is going to lose it when she finds him tied up
I prayed to the heaven that she finds him wrapped up in the cocoon and "neighing" in chapter 4...
@@leduynguyen1000Ooooooh noooooo…..
Bao is down bad? Hmm yes the floor is made of floor. Bao sure loves her non human companions. The bigger, the more ferocious looking, Bao will be salivating
Aww yeah the lightyear man said his meme
@@NeuronActivation CRINGE!
@@KenanVonKaiser oh look, its the loser again, trying to gain clout for his pathetic attempt at a RUclips Channel by hating on a beloved member of the vtubing Community
Now fan artists have a reason to draw her with that Tikbalang in various ways.
Like very valid reason.
Unlocked Achievement: Clopper
You gotta wonder how would she react to some of the guys in MLP FIM
Furry, clopper what tf is next dawg 😭
@itsgl00my88 you say this like the term scalie ain't a thing
@@shadowslime3640 oh its too late for bao on that one she's admitted to wanting to fuck multiple monsters that are scalie esque lmao
Seven seconds in and you can see her brain come to a screeching halt.
What ISN’T wrong with Bao at this point?
THAT list is significantly shorter
I regret nothing showing Bao where this guy was
Everyone agree that statement
Is she done with the game yet? If not pls let her know every possible sightings of the horse in every chapter.
I'm gonna need his name, chief. For academic purposes
I had to lower my volume just in case but damn, this is Bao's tamest and most quiet thirsting.
Ofc shes down bad for the horse who never skipped gym day.
Ah crap, she got to the horses. Code Blue!! Code Blue!!
More like code glue
@@shadowslime3640indeed
Wolfman now Horseman, shes going to go through the whole animal hybrid kingdom
a Noah's ark if you will. Now get in the boat.
@@CountDracusVanWolfen A Noah's ark where instead of couples for every species, Bao's gonna kick out all the ladies and perform preservation for the rest.
Bao: im so hungry
Horse: how hungry?
Ma!
The whale is being weird again!
She's after buff Bojack in bondage gear now!
I find it immediately funny that Bao said "shibari" the tasteful version of bondage, as if she is a refined lady of acquired tastes lol
Bao, probably: Can you ride m- I mean can I ride you
That horse himself likely will judge Bao very hard.
Bao: HARD?! Oh yes harder indeed
Horse man: *Even more visibily disgusted*
It’s a horseman, what do you expect? She falls for just about anything
Starting back up her horse girl phase.
Bro, she would be torn in half 💀
Aint no way
I’M PULLING OUT THE SPRAY BOTTLE
We're gonna need a bigger spray bottle
Let's hope she read the terms and conditions the developers gave to the influences
Well, we all know what bao is gonna look up tonight... 😅
Damn bao really gunning for that 25 maybe 30 incher upon first meeting
The day Bao isn’t down bad for something like that is when we have to start getting concerned.
Now Bao is realizing she needs to read more mythology. Specifically from China. Because that's just normal for all the anthro stuff she could get.
We will be seeing one special person tell her: "This is normal in Chinese games about China" and she goes in the most feral sounding voice: "LIST. NOW."
There's Greek mythology for that
Here we go again.
Well, this is the destiny of all hose girls after all..
That explains some girls love horse😅.
What people think they want: Horseman
What people actually want: Bajie
DO NOT THE HORSE!
But.
@@HazeEmryDO NOT!
@@ShayneCoddington but MY BUTT
I'm starting to believe that Bao has thirsted over more animal men than the women of Greece when Zeus was around
Only baozo would get this flustered over a horse demon.
In another universe I could see Bao being a frog vtuber because she's never beating the freaky frog allegations
The furry allegations are not allegations anymore
They have not been for a while.
She even lost in court, it's not allegations no more
they never were
The allegations are confirmations now
Can Bao resist the horseman's charms? Neigh!
Surprised Bao didn't immediately start barking😂
It's on brand for Bao to thirst after anthro men
Bao is thinking about her soon to be inyouchuu moment
Now im definitely convinced bao is a furry like 100% furry with no redeemable chance
Now Bao Just Remember what happened to Mr. Hands
Bao. That's a horse.
Pretty sure some artists will love using this guy for spicy pics
And with that Bao's Bad Dragon collection grew three sizes that day.
'Do you have ANY IDEA how LITTLE that narrows it down!?'
the wipe he is holding isnt the one you have to watch out for lol
Bao, you're drooling over a horse, there's no way you can make this look good.
Zeus: "Babe, please, can't we just be normal tonight?!"
Bao: "No. Turn into a horse."
He’s built like a character out of Baki, yet he sounds like a BBC narrator.
Back when I was playing the beta and saw this, I IMMEDIATELY thought of bao. Oh Jesus
I wanna see her reaction to the horseman when he's tied up in the rat town
Ahem... Chapter 4... He's wrapped up in a coccoon and actively moaning... Ahem...
If you listen closely you can hear various artists furiously drawing in the distance
That buff horseman has an oddly adorable face
Best part is he’s a recurring character you can find in each chapter, so we gonna be seeing this a lot 😂
You know, the horsegirls may be onto something.
"Yeah, that dick!!!" - Bao, 2024
Petah... The horse is here...
Anyone experiencing a sense of deja vu?
Bao is having a "aigh hear me out" moment.
The first 10 seconds was all i needed to see 😂
Bao: Canines may have girth, but stalions? Oh boy they have the size!
**Intro to that Pepper Coyote song starts playing in the background**
A human of culture
Remember this guy from Zelda 2
She must have used all of her power and stamina to not go full feral on the anthropomorphic horse. Now that's dedication!
Bro caught a pike. Other bro caught a crown. Next bro caught a red-knobbed starfish.
I really want to see Mori Calliope's reaction when she meets that character. x)
Bao just be diggin on them gym beasts.
Bao's transition to furry caught in- wait lemme check the resolution - 1080p 60FPS.
One of the only time I'd hear bao's furry men out
We cannot go less than 1 video game where Bao is somehow suddenly gets attracted to anthropomorphic furry in these videos. No one best let her know about that Wild Assault shooter game or she'll lose it.
She really said, "My neighbors asked me why I'm limping down the way." Iykyk
I can already hear the rule 34 artist pens scratching their tablets😂
A vtuber's definition of normal tends to differ from that of the layman
Bao wants to become more ripped than the horse she rode in on.
Bao when he saw horseman:
🎶I, I JUST DIED IN YOUR ARMS TONIGHT, IT MUST HAVE BEEN SOMETHING YOU SAID🎶
How hungry is Bao?
-Horseman probably
This is the scenario fitting for "mooooom! sister is being weird agaaaiiinnn"
Bao has already mastered the wolfman fetish, now it's on to horsemen.
The way her voice breaks. Wow.
The moment I saw the horse man in zannys video the first thing that came to mind is "well baos gonna get involved with this now"
"Tiny Asian woman thirsting over large, muscular horse creature" I swear I've seen this scene somewhere before... And now I understand who those scenes were made for...
At least she wasn't screaming this time. Had to lower the volume when I saw the words "Bao" and "down bad"