LORD MILES INTERVIEW: Post-Capture [Part 1]
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- Опубликовано: 1 июн 2024
- "worst Interview ever" - @LordMiles
Timestamps:
00:00 Prelude
0:48 Intro
2:10 On Birmingham
3:35 On Politics
6:04 On Prison
10:59 On Religion
12:05 On Release
13:29 On Going Back
15:04 On Family
20:00 On Andrew Tate
22:02 On P*ssy
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Upon his release from 8 month detainment in a Taliban cell, Lord Miles Routledge had numerous media organisations hounding him for his story. They offered him thousands of dollars, a proper studio, paid flights, and even dinners with their wives! [Tucker Carlson]. In the meantime, Miles popped down to my corner of England on his on expenses to give me the whole spiel in my living room. He even bought me a meal with a pint and a pack of cigs! I had 20 minutes to clear the beer cans off the couches and made 3 friends film it on their phones. Enjoy this first part of a wonderful evening, and try to pretend that one of the cameras was focused on a bag of doritos instead of us the whole time.
thank you, chairman. btw can i have my patreon money back? i owe more in child support than i thought
@@BananaStew no.
chairman please my family seeks for another ration of bread i dont want them to eat another sibling
wow_mao is Literally Me
Top bloke, this Lord Miles.
Do you realise that at least one Taliban intelligence agent, a CIA agent, and an MI6 agent had to watch this interview.
Imagine having to inform the Prime Minister or president that Lord Miles is officially ‘chill with the Taliban.’
a Taliban intelligence agent, a CIA agent, and an MI6 agent walk into a bar. He orders a drink.
@@kobold7466 You mean: "Lord Miles orders 4 drinks"
i meant cia have ties with the taliban and mi6 and its not out of the question for someone to be affiliated with all 3 considering what intelligence agencies do especially the CIA@@hans7856
My distant uncle is in the Taliban intelligence agency
dude was kidnapped by the taliban and still says that birmingham was worse. respect
I'm Afghan and he ain't wrong
@@ZhuyithNuristaniis it true he got invited back?
He wasn't kidnapped by the Taliban. The Taliban was and is the legitimate government of Afghanistan. He was arrested by the Afghan government.
If you consider that kidnapped, then so is being arrested by any state agency for "crimes" like trespassing or for investigation.
@@skatingfreak1670 I'd be spooked if someone I knew was arrested in North Korea, even though they're a legitimate gov't.
@@skatingfreak1670 Reason being is historically being captured by the Taliban hasn't lead to the best result.
I like how you said the word Geopold before the word Afghanistan
Rent free
bro give me the nuclear launch codes
3 more weeks in my head and rent is due
@@wowmao that's not very Mao of you
@@wowmao 3 more weeks of head and rent is free, lil man
wow_mao what is the song in welcome to Turkey 1:40 please i need it
Probably living in Birmingham is worse than both
@@Dawn.tless. currently living in Birmingham rn. Can't agree more with you 😔
No, not the Brummie Pinoy Talibans
@@Sa-dSy-d Go back to Pakistan Achmed Poonchud AliKhan!
@@SiPakRubah and You too!
trapped in a country where bladee is banned is a curse and a blessing
Mostly a blessing
If I ruled Afghanistan I would ban Bladee too
Legalization failed?😟
i know you play RF
Holy true
>insane mother
>unknown dad
>bad childhood
jesus christ, I don't know what to say but that's rough life he must went through. It's kind of miracle that he's still remain an optimist.
a stoic-cynic , God's chosen silly goofy goober.
Power of the mind❤
Blud done got it much worse i ever had i guess goddamn
I'm 90% that he was just bullshitting, but I respect it either way
Dont worry im sure the up and coming goldmine with questionable labour practices will help
This is one of the interviews of all time
Truly
The man him self.
Did the Taliban guys not mind you being a catholic?
@@gaemr_o5147 they didn't mind, he was allowed to have a bible there as well
@@notuxnobux Huh, that sort of thing really puts into question the modern hysteria about “radical Muslims” apparently they’re more respectful of other faiths than we’ve been led to believe.
8 months in Afghanistan and still didn't win the Mr beast challenge
Love him or hate him miles singlehandedly humanised the afghans that’s an insane feat for a 4chan shit poster.
Even Humanised the Taliban
Nothing is too insane of a feat for the Anonbros
@HappyNuristani the only people scared of the talibs are US foreign policy supporter cucks
@@ZhuyithNuristanithe taliban are the afghans
the libs and neocons tried their hardest to demonize the Taliban trying to mark them as ISIS lol. pathetic western LARPers.
Dude had an ASPD mother. And is clearly autistic. Makes fucking complete sense now. God bless him.
😂
Not being a normie doesn't mean your an autist. Nowadays everyone is an autist for having very light autism tendencies. Even mild autism would be overdone here.
Makes bro even cooler
What's more surprising than wow_mao getting an interview with Lord Miles is that Miles' head and neck weren't separated in a bodily divorce.
Not yet
please hes more likely to become the head of the taliban then lose his to them
Actually, that would be incredibly surprising considering the Taliban don’t really do that. At least they claim to denounce that sort of behavior as barbaric and un-muslim.
@@Retard634iirc he talked shit after he left one time and they heard about it before he came back the next time and they took it personal but i guess not too personal
@@quagmoe7879 they should. White femboys making fun of them now
I cant believe the red and the blue spy teamed up to kidnapp him
This man has seen more captivity than a lion in Los Angeles.
Captive? Nah mf was on exchange program
Hearing about his childhood does kind of explain some things.
Yeah
@@LordMiles😂
I guess he got used to thinking every day could be his last at an early age. So to him going and visiting the Taliban is like a cakewalk.
borderline surreal crossover
Yeah🤯
Modern day Lawrence of Arabia
Weird to think if the Pali-bros just stayed loyal to the Ottomans and told posh Cambridge historian Laurence to 'do one!' Israel wouldnt exist and that region would be some sort of muslim paradise.
Lawrence of Afghanistan from the land of Albion
Only difference is Lawrence abused his trust with the arabs and this dude is just a friendly shit poster that no one hates
@@olivere5497it was mostly bedouins east of the jordan river who fought under Lawrence. I don't think he even made contact with the pali bros
Except miles of Afghanistan didn't get raped unlike Lawrence of Arabia to our knowledge?
Someone needs to ask miles were did the Taliban touched you.
Lord Miles really rocking the "Low intelligence; high charisma + luck" build irl 😁
That's the best build
As an Afghan I appreciate the good words for Afghanistan by Lord Miles,hope you comr back.
💀
Hopefully since anything is better than being in Britain or murica
@@admiralfang8714cringe European
This video made me realize English people and Filipino people are real 😢
Yeah. As a Filipino. I'm a paid actor by the CIA.
bro was just too chill they wanted him to stay
Learning about the circumstances of Miles' childhood was genuinely quite heartbreaking but hearing that the only message his anon dad had to leave for him was "I like going out and movies :DDDD" had me wheezing for a good few minutes fuckn spurdo sparde ass father
Wtf💀
spurdo sparde lmfao
This guy is strangely motivational, makes me feel like I can get out there and do anything in this shithole Earth
why do you have that glass on your profile pic? where are you from?
@@timucintarakc2281 I am Albanian and this is my favorite hot beverage
@@Raptorizus so we are relatives :D
@@timucintarakc2281 Why where are you from
@@Raptorizus turkey 🚩
“The taliban really like titanic btw” lmao
it's a story of Western hubris
@@rx0102 they really are obsessed with us haha
He said he watched the Barbie movie with them lol
@@sit-insforsithis1568no they are not , not really
@@Mossaab-kg3cj5hc5s source?
TE Lawrence reincarnated with dumb parents to match! I wish him nothing but good.
Miles of Afghania
We getting partitioned by the UK and France with this one🗣🗣
I'm sorry that you lost your cat like that Mr. Miles💔
It’s okay fluffy lives on with God
@@LordMilesfluffys with the capt now sorry the scientologists got to them
Rip Fluffy
"firstly i would wake up and say its so over"
he just like me fr fr
No dad and psycho mom? No wonder he doesn’t care if he lives or dies. Glad he decided to do this instead of killing himself, though. ❤ u Miles.
I love Miles, glad you didn't let politics get in the way of talking to a goofball
So from what we know this guy had a bad childhood with an insane mother. It's no wonder he does all of this crazy, almost suicidal things, poor guy must have went through alot. Hope he can find some peaceful happiness instead of throwing his life away for adrenaline and internet points.
history was built with mommy issues is what I'm getting from this
From everything I’ve heard from the guy and the testimony of my friends at uni the guy seems incapable of concern to any real degree. There is just something missing in him, he just doesn’t get worried for himself (or others).
Tbf my business is very profitable so it’s worth the risk
@@LordMiles It dosen't seem you started this trips for money. If you get money from it, then ok, shallow motive but at least you are happy, but really dude, one hour you will meet some fuckedup fate, settle down and start a family or something idk.
@@LordMiles Miles, I always meant to ask you as it’s a matter of great interest to us. Did you have anything to do with the incident which led to the downfall of the Loughborough truth-posting page?
Lord miles is what you get when you put all of your Skill point in Charisma.
Bro this is clearly a luck based build
I can't wait till wow_mao visits Afghanistan now to partake in their smoking culture like Finland prior
Kush kush🙏🏻
Phillipines is my favourite Spanish province, much love to my Hispanic brothers from Paraguay
My man you're Lusitanian like us 🇧🇷
@@ethandouro4334 fun fact: Portugal is the only region of Spain that speaks Brazillian 💪💪💪
@@enriquejavier3326 I know, we are down mad 🇧🇷🇧🇷
Really cool to see how far my Guy has come! Going from obscure videos animating Balkan vids to interviewing Lord Miles. Amazing job wow_mao
HE IS ALIVE, HOLY FUCK I WAS SO WORRIED FOR THIS MAN
There's still no proof of that
@@MinorityRespecter88 he died
@@Wolfy420 rip in piece 😔
Taliban treat him better than any western politicians for sure 😂😂that’s what shocking, America and nato countries just like to fuck people’s countries up,they have no choice but to defend their homeland
the taliban treats their detainees way better than most governments lmao
This is has now surpassed meme content and become surrealist
I love how people like Miles make me feel like "The fck am I doing with my life?! There's so much more to it, if I only had the balls and the imagination to grasp all the great chances out there, I could escape normie life and live it to the fullest". I mean, come fcking on, a gold mine in Afganistan?! Fck, how much more opportunity is out there in this world?! I'm wasting my fcking time right now!
If its any consolation, for every Miles there's at least ten corpses who got lost/took a wrong turn/ wrong place wrong time
@@ahennessy7998not true, this is propaganda
@@LordMilesbro tf it's almost three am
@@ahennessy7998His ego is so large he's staying up to read every new comment relevant to him. (I would too. Being featured on wow_mao is once-in-a-lifetime.)
@@ahennessy7998 A fragment of a libertarian vs social democrat debate (it's a popular meme where I come from):
- Mr. chairman, a certain question was posed here, because you strongly critiqe against the solutions of social market economy: This winter there was a research made to establish in which countries of Europe people worry about their finances the least: 1st place Norway, 2nd Sweden, 3rd Finland.
- Wasn't there Iceland by chance?
- No there wasn't.
- No Iceland, how come.
- It was there, but not in the top 3, mr chairman! However in those countries what you call "mean socialism" reigns! 3 out of 100 citizens worry for their savings there, it's not so much, is it? Maybe we should follow those solutions instead of Korwinisms that get 0.2% support and which make some sort of a tragedy, a big one.
- Sir, out of 2 armies: one fighting and one lying in bedsheets, in the first group people fear for there lives, but it's they who win. For you see, *the goal of life is not to survive* .
- What is then?!
- Then excuse me, I won't be taking place of your teachers here. *People have their ideas, they have their ambitions, their ideals, they fight for them and die for them and you just want to live! Live on and gobble on then!*
- I hope I will have means to live on and gobble on!
- Sir, *as was said by an outstanding resident of Cracow - Stanisław Lem - on the bottom of the ocean in the Mariana Trench there are t-t-tubule worms.*
- Super!
- They live safely for milions of years. And on they live.
- You know what sir? Well manners must make way for the factography here, you're not a sane person.
- Mr chairman, I believe despite it not being the first time you're taking part in our show, it's the first time I saw you lose your composure.
- I have not lost it, it's just that I wanted to stress out my disgust towards such views as "It's of utmost importance to have a good gobble". Unfortunately the goal of life is not to gobble well, the goal of life is not to be safe. I was being taught, and mind it was during communism, but I was being taught that "who takes no risk eats not" and you're being taught "better safe than sorry", pish!
Truly an interview of all time
Please do more of these 🙏🙏
Nice one, (nice video i mean). This one was closing in on being a masterpiece. Keep it up, proud of you :)
Wow man! That was a rollercoaster of emotions!
After watching this, I'm actually surprised how civil and collected he is on his videos. Gotta check more of his stuff out.
Never would I have thought I would be watching a wow_mao video, but good on you for having him on. Funny lad.
I hope the British government is taking into consideration what an absolutely brilliant PR machine he can be in Afghanistan for the West.
We must heal relations around the world.
Unfortunately our government is completely fucked
Leave him be man, guy deserves a life outside of being paraded as a political figure
That hug at the beginning, I felt that. Love you guys
This is a way better interview than any shit I've ever watched on TV, hope you can do more of these lmao
Great interview synergy
was waiting for this gem
A true Filipino patriot 🇨🇿
My friend moved to near Birmingham, he cannot return, he is contaminated.
Jesus Christ oh my god... I've had such a fucking normal life man.
Wowmao literally the best interviewer
The interview no one asked for but everyone needed
pancake day with talibans is based
12:27 let me get this straight... he was held prisoner for 8 months because of taliban beaurocracy?? 😂😂
Yes. He goes into more detail about the whole time he was in captivity on an interview with Britannica, who he travelled with in Afghanistan.
@@timothytt547 cool ill watch that
Give the guys a break, they're good at combat, but had no experience in ruling a country since a major superpower invades it every 20 years for some reason, they're doing their best, even the inflation is getting lower and their coin is getting more valuable.
@@Victor_The_Librarianif they keep going well ill really consider vacationing there once its settled more
@@Victor_The_Librarian
Another common netizen that considers the Taliban in a good light? That's crazy, last time I checked I saw a community post of a random creator hating Miles for being all chill with the "Al-Qaeda" while really, it's the Taliban and the man had served in the USMC or... so he claimed. Saying he served for a bunch of "ungrateful" people like Miles.
Well, he was a crayon eater afterall and The Marines seem to accept all people from all kinds of background these days... no matter the one digit IQ they may have.
God bless this man, life inspirational.
How is this man not a bacha bazai for some Pashtun warlord
The pedophile warlords were all supported by the US
That stuff was banned after the taliban came to power, they execute you for doing stuff like that
"i like your funny words magic man"
too old
Bazha Baazi was banned by pashtun Taliban completely during the civil war and currently carries the death penalty,the last Bacha Baaz warlord was Dostum,an Uzbek.
I beg you please part 2 NOW
The crossover we never knew we needed.
This is fucking legendary. Clownworld gets more surreal every day
Glad that Miles is actually alive, good on you man.
Lord miles being in this interview has massivly improved my opinion of him.
Bold upload choice after the Military file fiasco mao
what the fuck???? every wow_mao video i watch is crazier than the previous
Congrats on the prime membership boys!
THAT WAS WOW AND MAO
THANK YOU WOW_MAO
The story about Miles mother broke my heart 😭😭 Poor kid
Bro is like a fckn Batman villain or some shit. When i listen to him it feels like i’m listening to some Deathstroke life story stuff.
I'm pissed that I spent 40 minutes yesterday listening to another video when I just had to wait a day for the wow_mao to come out
This feels so surreal
i want to hug Lord Miles
Miles of Arabia
I’ve seen a lot from miles but watching this “on family” section now is making it all make sense lol
cancer cells
Bro you know it gonna be a banger with a disclaimer that makes me almost fall 3 stories laughing
Makes me wanna go to Afghanistan🇵🇭🇵🇭🦅🇵🇭🦅
this is the worst interview ever, it had so much potential but it turned out as the worst recorded social interaction in human history
Now this is epic😊
11:25 ey ey, The Lord works in mysterious way man. Sometimes the calling comes in very... weird time, but it works out
wao_mao the first filipino of all time
He's back from the Jihad
this video is very aesthetic, all of the political and religious symbols as well as the colourful junk food creates a welcoming atmosphere
No more brother fighting....
THIS IS THE COLLAB OF THE CENTURY
lord miles pancake recipe when
this video is a fever dream
Geopold has surpassed wow_mao... there's nothing we can do.😔
Making him watch The Titanic 9 times was deffo cruel n unusual punishment 😂
I've heard he's going to the Darian Gap, that's a much, much more dangerous place.
I love how well he was treated by the Taliban,
James kept quiet about that bad joke!"my mates a spy"!
He’s alive!!!
holy your a real person
I would actually expect this guy to visit the Sentinelese
You know what, he's right. Shit does happen. I'm gonna go enjoy my life now.
That all sounds too good to be true honestly
I posted photo evidence on my twitter so I’m solid mate dw
@@LordMilesWeird. I thought you were liquid.
@@LordMilesWhen are you uploading again
@@LordMiles I hope
man this is the longest 2 minute break ever...
Watch his interview with Count Dankula proper madlad. Dank starts the interview with “you utter fanny” 😂😂
Damn the scariest thing is the story about his mom
Ayo I peep the Dracula flow shirt g shit right there moving different frfr this shit ain't nothing to me man
oh hes alive? good surprise