I’m sure he makes a decent amount holding above 1k views, but his RUclips is banned and that’s where his real money was likely coming from. Basically relying on the people dropping gift subs at that point.
@@Razyel2340 He still lives in section 8, if someone earns even high 5s there youll be kicked out coz its assisted housing, the fact that he still stays there is enough proof he isnt earning shit.
@@helleschi6131and if he's really making money like he says then he's lying about income while in assisted housing so either way nothing good is in store for him lol
The only way I can see that being smart is if he was purposefully trying to live like he didn't have money, but that would either mean he's lying to the government about how much he makes, or he's lying to us about how much he makes, which doesnt make sense when arrogance is his thing and he always brags about his figures or posessions. Cause if you make over a certain percentile you can't live in Section 8 housing.
Something isn't adding up with that. He's either lying about his bank account being 7 figs (most likely) or is lying to the housing authority about his income which is no bueno.
Now THAT’S how you get to Dale. Call him out on his finances when he constantly claims to be a baller. I’m surprised people do don’t this more often. Another good would one would be “How’s your Hollywood acting career going Dale?”.
Rematch? Stream sniper One and done? Stream sniper Blocks an obvious Feng low? Stream sniper Have a customization? Stream sniper Use heat? Stream sniper I guess everyone who bought Tekken got the game to snipe LTG.
Mans has had his cognitive busted and robusted on so much that I'm pretty sure he believes the devs conspired to make the game with the sole intention of getting him stream sniped... in a fighting game.
Dale was born with the salt, if there was no salt, there would be no Dale, his genetics are 98% salt, his looks came from Salt grooming cleansing products, Dale owes his life to the salt, the Salt carried Dale to fame… (not really fame but to more salt) 🧂 😂
The affirmative action 8 saga is the best we’ve had in years. For whatever reason it’s bringing out the kind of salt that made Dale so entertaining to begin w/.
He doesnt know how to move because all of his combos are from people online. So the second you do something un predictable he just freezes or mashes jab
4500 Subs, and if you go check his stats on streamscharts, you'll see that an insane 70% of his subs are gifted. Yeah, doesn't look suspicious at all, Dale. He is doing this to boost his income so he can get approved to buy a house with Farris.
When he doesn't get a haircut or gets a bad haircut, he will hide it under a beenie. I also have a theory that he hides his grey hairs under there if he has any & doesn't just for men it. 😂
@@GeneTheOutlaw I legit think he's using that fake hair some black dudes use, the one where you like glue your head and then sprinkle it with some fibre. He insulted a person once, claimed that person used it and went way into detail about how it works. Dale caps like a motherfucker, and always projects
All he does is throw ninja stars at people in MK and then when they counter it he complains lol! I have not seen him play as anyone other than that character. I guess it’s because he can cheese with the ninja stars? Lol a master of hypocrisy.
Dale gets 3 stocked by a Ryu in Smash Dale Wilson: You could never do this to me with Ryu in Street Fighter LOL shut up Dale some of the best salty clips in SF5 and 6 happend by you getting destroyedat the hands of Ryu players
lmao he got dog walked by that yoshimitsu player. dale already saying heat is worse than v trigger. people use heat from the beginning to get the upper hand. dale be saving heat till the end like its vtrigger
Whats insane is that dale wants his opponent to work 10x harder than him while he kicks back and gives us the most basic simplistic "layered" gameplay. Then when he loses he cries about his opponent being "random", like.....are you supposed to know their every move in order to fairly lose? Dale logic just makes no sense. God i cant til his next birthday 😂
He stays insisting that he can "condition good players" (ie: use his big brain to make them do what he wants so he can beat them) and that he "only loses to bad players" which makes all the sense in the world except the exact opposite of that.
Shit is mind boggling. "You just keep doing the same shit!" Throws ninja stars the entire fight. Complains about assists, as Motaro is on the screen next to him. "It's not that serious " As he gives that smug annoying laugh whenever he wins "Don't troll me" (tea bag, do a fatality) But if I'll tea bag or fatality you if i want
Wow at that ending. Dale calls for Haze to come in so they can 2v1 and haze is there in like 10 seconds. Dude has no shame and clearly no life. How pathetic being Dale’s lackey ringer for when he can’t beat someone and needs to feel better about himself.
26:13 Someone showing Dale how to actually use and swag style with Homelander opposed to his lame zoning gameplay and all he can say how it's corny and lame 😂😂
I was impressed by an actual player playing homelander the right way and knowing how to combo. Now dales calling homelander corny. The only spammable character for him is reiko.
@@irvinmorales1409 Reiko was always a grappler but, he has good combos in this game surprised dale can't even do it since he knows but, refuses to actually put in the work to win. 😡😡
I owe everything to dale and the chat trolls when I am playing on SF 6 world tour...even after winning I think about the classic phrases " that opponent did some work/was FIRE/spicy/pretty good/inspirational" 😂
Dale broke bums wilson has become in tune with the salt so much that he reach a level of enlightened that grants the salt abilities to know who you are just by playing you and sometimes he can tell whose a stream sniper by watching an intro
One thing I don't understand about Dale... He says he lost because the other players were mashing...but Dale, you got hit because YOU were trying to mash out of the combo.... I'm just saying 😅😅
@@Garfovsky and that's another thing. He's been doing that for years now. And every time he does it, it just proves everyone right. His delusional rants are brain rotting at this point. Lmao
It's because Dale plays games as a soothing mechanism to cope with his miserable life. He ENJOYS complaining, because it makes him feel powerful. It's pathetic.
Dake bought the fight pass for mk1 used the characters except (onmi) for 5 mins and all of them are corny😂😂 dale wont stick with a character he cant spam thats why he back to reiko.😂😂
>play fighting game >complain about core mechanic >glaze the upcoming installation before it’s even out because it will “save” you from the bad mechanic >new installation comes out >migrate to new installation >proclaim that new core mechanic is more cancer >claim that opponents can’t win vs me in the prior instalment >plug to higher rank where people know how to deal with new mechanic >complain that you can’t win abusing the new mechanic >glaze the previous entry in the franchise for being perfect in every way What is this level of mental untouchedness
The start of the video LMAO now thats a troll donation! If it was fake then why does he gets so mad and screams the top of his lungs at 3 am in the morning lo Thats how you troll Dale you hit him with the truth while he´s busy playing a game so he dosent stops the TTS sound or does the "we dont hear that aaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! over the mic
@@InDimensionD yea the account who posted it was DaDonOzzy and it’s just another dissection of dale being a lolcow and with how he was with joon the king I can see dale losing it
List of things LTG doesnt like: * his real age (39, about to be 40) * Accountability * His credit Score * Not getting invited to DreamCon (got super mad) * PerfectLegend exposing to be a oldhead to KaniRosi * Having to recycle gifted subs from Turkey * His Butt-buddy Farris * Getting destroyed in the Elden Ring DLC while cheating * Getting DESTROYED by deji * Getting beat by his mods * being an Incel * KT * Using toilets * People saying GG * watching Lazarus getting beat by Sallow Dawn * Being a lolcow (elloell cow as he says it) * Kids * Mentioning Alaina (she was 17 when they dated, he's a groomer) * LTG Rocks * PC gamers * Watching intros * getting 50-0 by Punishere * Dots in his chat * People having their own opinions * People more successful than him * RobTV * Toilets / toilet paper * Getting rolled on by BrolyLegs (rip Broly) * Leg Training * "Lag" that isnt real * "Remedial" combos * wakeup handstands * pressing R1 in T8 * Santa / Santa hats * WIFI * being compared to 6arakin * his ex-roommate * Still being banned from EVO * his real name (Dale Emannuel Wilson) * Immo342 * Getting banned on Tekken8 * Viscant * Getting his nude video leaked on twitter * responsability * being poor * getting boo'd on at the stream awards * not getting nominated at the stream awards * anonymous gifters * not being an actor * watching Intros * combos * launchers * Korean backdashing * “trying too hard” * stuffed crust pizza * strings * His future daughter * Kameo System (MK1) * RUclips * Being banned from RUclips * Fake stocks * Easy Stocks * Pikachu, Kirby and Jigglypuff on SB * Corny skins * Talking on mics * trolls * crouchers * power crushers * +frames * wake ups * knockdowns * diapers * mashing * eletrics * wall combos * mix-ups * teleports * tea-bagging * grabs * Balrogs * Balroguettes * mirror matches * female characters * male characters * blocking * good players * bad players * pro players * new players * ranked players * casual players * stream snipers * mexicans * getting demoted * losing points * black people * sweeps * wake up supers * getting robbed * rage arts * rematches * honey badgers * small stages * heat * costumes * lag * V Trigger * Street Fighter IV * Street Fighter V * Street Fighter 6 * Drive System * Tekken 7 * Tekken 8 * MKX * MK11 * MK 1 (MK Temu) * SMASH ( in general) * Temu * spam * getting zoned * streamers * non subs * subs * followers * non followers * trans people * Showering * FGC * DSP * his porn addiction * his family * His life List of things LTG likes: * E-begging * E-thugging * Bragging about fake jewelry/ designer clothes * Doxxing * Simping * Cheating in games/Plugging * Ducking fights * Racism * BBC gay fantasies * Minors * Grooming minors (Alaina was 17) * Shitting in showers * Pissing in bottles
LTG getting that insanely pissed off at that first dono basically confirms everything we already knew. Bro is not "high 7s", he's stuck in the same Lancaster apartment in a neighborhood where they lock up the toothpaste because people be stealin.
Dale is a godtier hypocrite, says using characters in any fighting game. That cooks his ass is corny, but when he screaming at the top of his lungs. Ahhh! And making sus noises, because he wants to pout about losing. 😂 Like seriously get a reality check UNC. You're 40 in Nov chill out, and tell DT when y'all moving to a house in Lancaster?
57:50 Jahzz0 returning is the extra salt on top of an already extremely salty steak I didn't even know I needed 😂😂😂 He could've 3 stocked lil bro easily at the end there, but he got too hyped and overextend when he really didn't have to. 😅
Everytime he complains bout something being "spammed" i like to think bout the good ol' swagger souls animation quote "cuz its easy, and it does alotta damage"
Игры
Bro LTG getting THAT heated over the troll dono at the beginning only makes it all the more obvious that him being broke is true.
That AND gay.... Not that there's anything wrong with that. 🤣🤣🤣
I’m sure he makes a decent amount holding above 1k views, but his RUclips is banned and that’s where his real money was likely coming from.
Basically relying on the people dropping gift subs at that point.
@@Razyel2340 Viewbots
@@Razyel2340 He still lives in section 8, if someone earns even high 5s there youll be kicked out coz its assisted housing, the fact that he still stays there is enough proof he isnt earning shit.
@@helleschi6131and if he's really making money like he says then he's lying about income while in assisted housing so either way nothing good is in store for him lol
0:10 I don’t know why, but the cam being frozen makes his rages sometimes 10x funnier 🤣
Temu cam
Now that’s how you start a Nicholai video😂😂
15:54 the timing on that salt explosion is amazing. You can't make this shit up.
"I'm in the high 7s" 😂😂😂😂😂
Never stop bullying Dale i wanna see this man get saltier than the ocean
now come on...we gotta be better than that.
15:54 Salt Explosion video representation
Every grain represents a ragequit of his.
Enough grains of salt that could fill an ocean
@@greyhad6548He is the Dead Sea at this point. 💀
Dale : Earns high sevens.
Also Dale : Still lives in section 8 apartment.
*Eats peanut butter tortillas and Cheerios with water
Can't even afford a pan. Cooks on a dilapidated electric stove.
The only way I can see that being smart is if he was purposefully trying to live like he didn't have money, but that would either mean he's lying to the government about how much he makes, or he's lying to us about how much he makes, which doesnt make sense when arrogance is his thing and he always brags about his figures or posessions. Cause if you make over a certain percentile you can't live in Section 8 housing.
Something isn't adding up with that. He's either lying about his bank account being 7 figs (most likely) or is lying to the housing authority about his income which is no bueno.
@@isaaccooper862 6 figures let alone 7 is enough to get cut off from it. So it aint adding up
7:15 the perfect timing of mass destruction playing was perfect as fuck i'm ngl
Now THAT’S how you get to Dale. Call him out on his finances when he constantly claims to be a baller. I’m surprised people do don’t this more often.
Another good would one would be “How’s your Hollywood acting career going Dale?”.
Baller? Aren't they those purple losers from GTA? Makes sense Dale would side with them.
@@irvinmorales1409I never played gta so I wouldn’t know
@@irvinmorales1409 i think you meant Ballas...just an annoying persistent common hood gang there
@@eyn85
Haha I know. I was just making fun of Dale there. Dude is fodder much like the Ballas.
Yea, and now we know he's got 121k in debt and a 660 bro can't stop taking L's
29:46 THAT IS HONESTLY A BETTER FINISHER THAN ANY FATALITY. THAT'S HOW YOU PLAY HOMELANDER, DALE.
I can't wait for Tekken 9 to come out so he can say "You can never do this to me in Tekken8".
20:09 - 20:31 This lolcow took one look at his opponent picking omni-man & ran for the hills. He did not want that asskicking. 😂
Holy shit that TTS dono had unc seeing red😂😂😂 one of the best rage moments in the past 3 years😅
"the high 7's, sure you are Dale, that's why you live in Lancaster Skid Row. The Lies become more and more insane as time goes on.
Bro better be careful he gonna get mugged one of these days.
Rematch? Stream sniper
One and done? Stream sniper
Blocks an obvious Feng low? Stream sniper
Have a customization? Stream sniper
Use heat? Stream sniper
I guess everyone who bought Tekken got the game to snipe LTG.
Mans has had his cognitive busted and robusted on so much that I'm pretty sure he believes the devs conspired to make the game with the sole intention of getting him stream sniped... in a fighting game.
18:54 this is what a successful 39 year old does at night, single and in low income housing
wow wow wow wow
wow wow wow wow
*plugged
Dale was born with the salt, if there was no salt, there would be no Dale, his genetics are 98% salt, his looks came from Salt grooming cleansing products, Dale owes his life to the salt, the Salt carried Dale to fame… (not really fame but to more salt) 🧂 😂
The affirmative action 8 saga is the best we’ve had in years. For whatever reason it’s bringing out the kind of salt that made Dale so entertaining to begin w/.
The MK temu salt is pretty good too. Ngl it’s boring to watch him play street fighter 6.
7:42 he just stood there like a deer caught in the headlights.😂
He doesnt know how to move because all of his combos are from people online. So the second you do something un predictable he just freezes or mashes jab
like slugs caught incoming salts
I think he believes spamming kenpo stance is footsies lol.
That Salt explosion at the intro 😂 Dale really hates his life
LTG: “ You broke bums don’t know shit about me”
The Trolls: *Laughs in Joon the King documentary*
0:10 If he got mad about it, then it means it's true. LMAO
Yo the Onmi-man salt is so pure! He hatesssssss him…it’s so good on my chicken…lol
4500 Subs, and if you go check his stats on streamscharts, you'll see that an insane 70% of his subs are gifted. Yeah, doesn't look suspicious at all, Dale. He is doing this to boost his income so he can get approved to buy a house with Farris.
Nicholai is the king of RUclips 😂😂😂
What is this cheech and chong beenie he's wearing
"Whats wit da beenie?" 🤣
When he doesn't get a haircut or gets a bad haircut, he will hide it under a beenie. I also have a theory that he hides his grey hairs under there if he has any & doesn't just for men it. 😂
@@GeneTheOutlaw I legit think he's using that fake hair some black dudes use, the one where you like glue your head and then sprinkle it with some fibre. He insulted a person once, claimed that person used it and went way into detail about how it works. Dale caps like a motherfucker, and always projects
The old man is balding.
@lowtierpodpiper that too. I think his dad lose his hair at somepoint too, so it's also possible
He probably has the movie “Salt” on repeat when he’s not streaming.
57:40 Chom used his preROGative to 3 stock Unc Dale 🤣🤣🤣
*Chrom*
Excellent start to the video, Nicholai. No one would react like that if it wasn't true. Making 7 bands and you don't even own a house? Ok, Old man 💀💀💀
Unless he's lying to the IRS which is incredibly dangerous and idiotic.
@@irvinmorales1409 I expect nothing less from a guy who cheats his way through games.
It's not 7 bands. It's the credit score they're talking about.
@@TheRealSlickGoku
True. Either way, it's definitely a weird way to react.
@@TheRealSlickGoku Oh right, thanks for correcting me. No doubt Dale cheated his way for that high 7
All he does is throw ninja stars at people in MK and then when they counter it he complains lol! I have not seen him play as anyone other than that character. I guess it’s because he can cheese with the ninja stars? Lol a master of hypocrisy.
He plays like he did when he was 10. Like a cheap little bitch.
55:29 a lack of passion is totally the reason why
Bro got exposed for looking old and now he’ll never go back 🤣
34:05 Bro he quit on the beat drop 💀
Dale complaining about anyones playstlye in MK1 when he is legit content to spam ninja stars the entire fight is laughable
"Your butt buddy Ferris"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
DSP is the saltiest gamer ever.
Dale: Allow me to introduce myself.
1 hour of constant Dale Ls nice
He was mad as hell about that troll donation. 😂😂😂
Dale is probably the only fighting game streamer not excited about marvel vs capcom collection 😂
He knows he'll just get clapped in that even worse than any other fighting game he's been playing lately, lol.
@@reacts6230 facts lol
@@reacts6230 Any player who combos him, Dale: I know it… stream sniper.
Yo the got destroyed in darkstarkers and he was playing the cpu 😂 Morrigan the 1st character buss his ass 🤣
Dale gets 3 stocked by a Ryu in Smash
Dale Wilson: You could never do this to me with Ryu in Street Fighter
LOL shut up Dale some of the best salty clips in SF5 and 6 happend by you getting destroyedat the hands of Ryu players
What's funny is, that ryu would have 3 stocked him if he just wouldn't have ran towards dale
Stepdaddy Ryu beating the brakes off Dale like an actual step-dad would lmao
Bruh, The intro had me dying! 🤣😂🤣 That's how you start a video, Nicholai. I'M DONE, YO!!!! 🤣🤣🤣
Got my popcorn 🍿 ready, extra salty 🧂!
Let's see some delusions and prerogatives!
2% but he needed Haze to carry him? Classic.
Just like he needs Farris to help him get a house.
Can't wait for more of Dale's mods to join the other side... Then he's definitely cooked no matter what he does
lmao he got dog walked by that yoshimitsu player. dale already saying heat is worse than v trigger. people use heat from the beginning to get the upper hand. dale be saving heat till the end like its vtrigger
Whats insane is that dale wants his opponent to work 10x harder than him while he kicks back and gives us the most basic simplistic "layered" gameplay. Then when he loses he cries about his opponent being "random", like.....are you supposed to know their every move in order to fairly lose? Dale logic just makes no sense. God i cant til his next birthday 😂
He stays insisting that he can "condition good players" (ie: use his big brain to make them do what he wants so he can beat them) and that he "only loses to bad players" which makes all the sense in the world except the exact opposite of that.
Shit is mind boggling. "You just keep doing the same shit!"
Throws ninja stars the entire fight.
Complains about assists, as Motaro is on the screen next to him.
"It's not that serious "
As he gives that smug annoying laugh whenever he wins
"Don't troll me" (tea bag, do a fatality)
But if I'll tea bag or fatality you if i want
@@banethereckoning2638 lmao his fake deep "I'm amused, not upset, I swear" laugh
@@nathanthomson4468he has to say it because he knows his behavior says the complete opposite.
Appreciate the Juneteenth Salt, Nicholai! 😎👍🏾
Dale can’t handle the truth and him raging about it is priceless
0:16
That "Aggressiveness Bonus" popped up at the right time 😆
😭😭😭old Ltg came out in the beginning
Nah that start was crazy 🤣🤣🤣I’m in the high 7😭😭
Nicholai, please do a SF6, MK1, and T8 rage moments comp please! The last year has had probably the best salt moments from Unc!
Lmao. His credit score too bad and that's one of many reasons he's been living in low income housing for the last decade.
Also another reason he can't get a new car. Alaina is no longer around to help him cosign.
I love the way the TTS says Farris, it's very creepy and seductive.
57:25 so in smash, knocking your opponent so far off stage that they can’t recover are “fake stocks”
Lmaoooooooooo
Report Dale for plugging
They're doing a mass ban. He probably already got cooked😂
@@WavyJayZ He did already. This would be his second time
LTG's life overview so far as a 40 years old:
Acting career status---> FAILED
E-sports athlete status---> FAILED
Lolcow status---> 101% ACHIEVED
RUclips "carrer" - FAILED
🤣🤣🤣
@@Syfcobra8549 True, my mistake man lol
Wow at that ending. Dale calls for Haze to come in so they can 2v1 and haze is there in like 10 seconds. Dude has no shame and clearly no life. How pathetic being Dale’s lackey ringer for when he can’t beat someone and needs to feel better about himself.
Yeah, ironically Haze and the others like him are the real cucks. He's got them trained so they obey even after the abuse lmao
26:13 Someone showing Dale how to actually use and swag style with Homelander opposed to his lame zoning gameplay and all he can say how it's corny and lame 😂😂
I was impressed by an actual player playing homelander the right way and knowing how to combo. Now dales calling homelander corny. The only spammable character for him is reiko.
Dale with the nervous head scratches when he loses 😂
@@LOTTAPSP
Which is cringe since Reiko can go full suplex city in the right hands. Dale makes me embarrassed to use Reiko.
@@irvinmorales1409 Reiko was always a grappler but, he has good combos in this game surprised dale can't even do it since he knows but, refuses to actually put in the work to win. 😡😡
"Your wasting time, I'm gonna quit" proceeds to waste 10x as much time rage quitting and throwing a tantrum
34:37 The moment he realized that Homelander player can counter his projectiles spam, he immediately rages quit. LOL
I owe everything to dale and the chat trolls when I am playing on SF 6 world tour...even after winning I think about the classic phrases " that opponent did some work/was FIRE/spicy/pretty good/inspirational" 😂
Dale Wilson: Im in the high 7´s!"
Says a guy living in section 8 who has to get a friend to help him buy a house before November lol
Dale broke bums wilson has become in tune with the salt so much that he reach a level of enlightened that grants the salt abilities to know who you are just by playing you and sometimes he can tell whose a stream sniper by watching an intro
One thing I don't understand about Dale... He says he lost because the other players were mashing...but Dale, you got hit because YOU were trying to mash out of the combo.... I'm just saying 😅😅
Ya he's always projecting
@@Garfovsky and that's another thing. He's been doing that for years now. And every time he does it, it just proves everyone right. His delusional rants are brain rotting at this point. Lmao
“All I get hit by is counter hits!” Does he realize how these are landed on him😂
Thats why we need him to be trash talked at his face. Everytime this bum open his mouth all i hear are excuses and projections.
It's because Dale plays games as a soothing mechanism to cope with his miserable life. He ENJOYS complaining, because it makes him feel powerful. It's pathetic.
Lol. Cow. God.
Dake bought the fight pass for mk1 used the characters except (onmi) for 5 mins and all of them are corny😂😂 dale wont stick with a character he cant spam thats why he back to reiko.😂😂
Omni-Man was made specifically to counter Dale. His invincibility move is a hard-counter to Reiko projectile spam.
>play fighting game
>complain about core mechanic
>glaze the upcoming installation before it’s even out because it will “save” you from the bad mechanic
>new installation comes out
>migrate to new installation
>proclaim that new core mechanic is more cancer
>claim that opponents can’t win vs me in the prior instalment
>plug to higher rank where people know how to deal with new mechanic
>complain that you can’t win abusing the new mechanic
>glaze the previous entry in the franchise for being perfect in every way
What is this level of mental untouchedness
7:28 He could’ve done a rage art here. It would’ve given him the round.
The start of the video LMAO now thats a troll donation!
If it was fake then why does he gets so mad and screams the top of his lungs at 3 am in the morning lo
Thats how you troll Dale you hit him with the truth while he´s busy playing a game so he dosent stops the TTS sound or does the "we dont hear that aaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! over the mic
Don't want us to speculate? Then tell us how old you are, gramps. Otherwise, this is your forever, old man.
Old man Dale
The Raging Rog 👺
"Im in the high 7s" thats it? 😂
Dale: let's just get to the next game
Homelander: whats the point
Me: in Tears 😢😂😂😅
Nicca mad like it's EVO or something.
If he was in the "high sevens" he would be back on RUclips and not copping pleas to get his account back.
He's nailing the red chocolate M&M cosplay.
13 seconds in bro hes already mad😂😂😂😂
It’s crazy how he’s willing to prove people he’s not broke, but is totally silent when him liking underage girls is brought up😂
I can't believe he actually expects us to believe he's a millionaire. It's genuinely hilarious, I burst out laughing when I heard it.
Next title should be “ltg turn into celestial behemoth after salt congures his soul”
Conjure*
LowTierGod playing with the highest tier character in the game. Nice why is he still losing though?
What a way to start 😂. Yo Nicholai have you seen the the new ltg doc? I feel like dale gonna lose it when he does
What is it? And it's on youtube?
@@InDimensionD yea the account who posted it was DaDonOzzy and it’s just another dissection of dale being a lolcow and with how he was with joon the king I can see dale losing it
So you beat him in Tekken, you're not a Tekken player.... I mean I guess
Dale's logic: You beat him, you're a "Tekken 8" player because you do what Tekken 8 allows." Yea, that logic is dumb af.
He got so salty from that donation at the beginning of the video. 😂
A Reiko mirror made he really salty.
List of things LTG doesnt like:
* his real age (39, about to be 40)
* Accountability
* His credit Score
* Not getting invited to DreamCon (got super mad)
* PerfectLegend exposing to be a oldhead to KaniRosi
* Having to recycle gifted subs from Turkey
* His Butt-buddy Farris
* Getting destroyed in the Elden Ring DLC while cheating
* Getting DESTROYED by deji
* Getting beat by his mods
* being an Incel
* KT
* Using toilets
* People saying GG
* watching Lazarus getting beat by Sallow Dawn
* Being a lolcow (elloell cow as he says it)
* Kids
* Mentioning Alaina (she was 17 when they dated, he's a groomer)
* LTG Rocks
* PC gamers
* Watching intros
* getting 50-0 by Punishere
* Dots in his chat
* People having their own opinions
* People more successful than him
* RobTV
* Toilets / toilet paper
* Getting rolled on by BrolyLegs (rip Broly)
* Leg Training
* "Lag" that isnt real
* "Remedial" combos
* wakeup handstands
* pressing R1 in T8
* Santa / Santa hats
* WIFI
* being compared to 6arakin
* his ex-roommate
* Still being banned from EVO
* his real name (Dale Emannuel Wilson)
* Immo342
* Getting banned on Tekken8
* Viscant
* Getting his nude video leaked on twitter
* responsability
* being poor
* getting boo'd on at the stream awards
* not getting nominated at the stream awards
* anonymous gifters
* not being an actor
* watching Intros
* combos
* launchers
* Korean backdashing
* “trying too hard”
* stuffed crust pizza
* strings
* His future daughter
* Kameo System (MK1)
* RUclips
* Being banned from RUclips
* Fake stocks
* Easy Stocks
* Pikachu, Kirby and Jigglypuff on SB
* Corny skins
* Talking on mics
* trolls
* crouchers
* power crushers
* +frames
* wake ups
* knockdowns
* diapers
* mashing
* eletrics
* wall combos
* mix-ups
* teleports
* tea-bagging
* grabs
* Balrogs
* Balroguettes
* mirror matches
* female characters
* male characters
* blocking
* good players
* bad players
* pro players
* new players
* ranked players
* casual players
* stream snipers
* mexicans
* getting demoted
* losing points
* black people
* sweeps
* wake up supers
* getting robbed
* rage arts
* rematches
* honey badgers
* small stages
* heat
* costumes
* lag
* V Trigger
* Street Fighter IV
* Street Fighter V
* Street Fighter 6
* Drive System
* Tekken 7
* Tekken 8
* MKX
* MK11
* MK 1 (MK Temu)
* SMASH ( in general)
* Temu
* spam
* getting zoned
* streamers
* non subs
* subs
* followers
* non followers
* trans people
* Showering
* FGC
* DSP
* his porn addiction
* his family
* His life
List of things LTG likes:
* E-begging
* E-thugging
* Bragging about fake jewelry/ designer clothes
* Doxxing
* Simping
* Cheating in games/Plugging
* Ducking fights
* Racism
* BBC gay fantasies
* Minors
* Grooming minors (Alaina was 17)
* Shitting in showers
* Pissing in bottles
I beleive in you, Dale! truly. Even the worst of men can be redeemed if their backs agaisnt the corner.
That homelander made Dale cry
LTG getting that insanely pissed off at that first dono basically confirms everything we already knew. Bro is not "high 7s", he's stuck in the same Lancaster apartment in a neighborhood where they lock up the toothpaste because people be stealin.
Dale is a godtier hypocrite, says using characters in any fighting game. That cooks his ass is corny, but when he screaming at the top of his lungs. Ahhh! And making sus noises, because he wants to pout about losing. 😂 Like seriously get a reality check UNC. You're 40 in Nov chill out, and tell DT when y'all moving to a house in Lancaster?
57:50
Jahzz0 returning is the extra salt on top of an already extremely salty steak I didn't even know I needed 😂😂😂
He could've 3 stocked lil bro easily at the end there, but he got too hyped and overextend when he really didn't have to. 😅
Everytime he complains bout something being "spammed" i like to think bout the good ol' swagger souls animation quote "cuz its easy, and it does alotta damage"
That Kirby really was inspirational though
1:01:20 Never gets old 😂😂😂
Rang be usin’ dis duu like a salt coated soccer ball
31:08 thanks homelander 😂
Did you ever think maybe you need to figure out what your doing wrong during the match to maybe not get punished.
Forever indebted to the 🧂