Easton Corbin- All Over the TOAD

As Easton drives home, a wild toad suddenly jumps into the street. The truck splatters the poor amphibian all over the miserable driver, causing him to swerve off the road and wreck 18 cars. Listen as he prepares his defense for the officer who just pulled up.
I only changed the lyrics a bit, the song isn't mine. (Be cool about this Easton)
Edit: He wasn’t cool about it.
Shoutout to my older sister, who I wrote this with a while ago.
Note to the RUclips Team:
This doesn't fall into "Reused Content" because it is, under RUclips's definition of what is allowed to monetize, "A funny or thoughtful revision of content you didn't originally create".
If you compare this video to the original lyrics, it will become instantly apparent how it differs. Instead of getting distracted by a woman, Easton Corbin drives his automobile over an amphibian and proceeds to drive irresponsibly, resulting in an arrest. It is an entirely different narrative that makes it a "funny revision"

[@JohnSmith-ox3gy]

Straight to the feels.
Have some mercy on me.

[@StaticFuzz]

Love ya John Smith!

[@ndm13]

Edit: He wasn't cool about it.
*Felt.*

[@StaticFuzz]

You found this one! This is my magnum opus.

[@theguyinthechair]

Now that's funny!