my pet chicken was called basil. when I was 6 basil hunted me down at an extreme pace as a sprinted in fear away from him, when he finally reached me he attacked me from behind and caused me to get stitches all over my back. I now have a fair amount of scars covering my back from the wrath of basil. Basil is a lovely name.
@@fishstar2974 mate right i was 6 right and this wasnt any ordinary chicken, i mean i wasnt dealing with a chicken here i was dealing with an outright moster cock lad, this beast of a chicken mauled me behind and i still have ptsd from it to this day
@@moreroidsmoreboys yeah like how George hates the whole idea that created the spice bag, iconic Irish cuisine. Chips in Chinese. I've lost all respect
George they still do fruit Polos! I used to work in the NHS and a patient had been with us for months, she was craving fruit polos and couldnt get her family to get them anywhere. I found some in a Home Bargains and took them to her and she was thrilled! I would've been too - I remember them being super yummy!
When I was like six I thought I’d see fish when we went in the Lincoln and Holland Tunnels between NYC and NJ. But knowing the Hudson River and how polluted it is...you wouldn’t be able to see any fish either way And while Guatemala wasn't invaded by Britain, their government was overthrown by the US to let the United Fruit Company (now Chiquita) have its way which...isn't any better
the binley mega chippy actually has a morbius meal also george should do somerset next, we are an entirely different climate (a.k.a. f l a t) goofy ahh stuff
It was. It seemed as if that was the weirdest thing he'd ever seen in his life whilst also being willing to try it. Kebabpizza, and even kebab in general, is so common in Sweden so we forget how uncommon and weird it may look to foreigners.
@@Diaval7711 there's pizzas that have even more abnormal things on them, like some have eggs, some have banana and peanuts, some have pineapple (abnormal to some), some have tuna on them and I've actually seen a pizza shop in my hometown that has pasta bolognese on one of their pizzas. I remember a few years back, a few pizza shops in my hometown sold a pizza topped with typical food that we swedish people eat around Christmas time, i.e sausages, meatballs, beetroots, anshovie. I never tried it but you can tell by its toppings, that it sounded grim.
@@ollebang Peanuts on a pizza???? Eggs??? Bolognese???? I like the sound of beetroot pizza, but you should still draw a line somewhere, man!! Sverige borde rivas
I think one of the most British things I've seen so far is it work for the Jubilee, our manager has genuinely put cut outs of the Queen round the place.
Where it began, I can't begin to knowing But then I know it's growing strong Was in the spring And spring became the summer Who'd have believed you'd come along Hands, touching hands Reaching out, touching me, touching you Sweet Caroline Good times never seemed so good I've been inclined To believe they never would But now I Look at the night and it don't seem so lonely We filled it up with only two And when I hurt Hurting runs off my shoulders How can I hurt when holding you One, touching one Reaching out, touching me, touching you Sweet Caroline Good times never seemed so good I've been inclined To believe they never would Oh no, no Sweet Caroline Good times never seemed so good Sweet Caroline I believe they never could Sweet Caroline Good times never seemed so good
As a younger man I recognise the bus layout my old school buses that I got on 3-4 years ago with that exact style at it was dusty as s**t and the seats would fall apart on you when you are just trying to go home
I want the frog urinals for adults. Like why am I always pissing in either a trough or a ceramic white urinal? They should be colourful and there should be mini games you can play like 1 of those water shooting games you see at arcades where you have to spray water to knock men down or something.
0:37 I remember my headteacher had one of them but it had legs and it could stand up on its own. Didn't realize it was in her office when I was walking past. It's scared the crap out of me! This was on the jubilee month on the last day of term as well-
On the ''You joking for that price'' Moment. Calgary ( Canada) is selling cans of Iron Bru for £10 and packets of monster munch for £4 ( that's packets not bags)
Not all school trips have to be directly educational. In grade 12 my history class had a trip to New York and only the first day was structured and for education. The other 3 we were pretty much free to explore the city on our own.
The kebab pizza you get them at every Indian it’s just a kebab calzone but the best ones are always in Scotland cause we have pakora sauce and omg is pakora sauce a regional treasure 🥹
My girlfriend from south Korea was wealthy. Her dad bought her a £280 k house which she shared with her sister while at University for only 5 years. She told me the parents are willing to spend vast amounts for education and it's common, the thing is she felt the pressure because how can you let them down spending that much money? It was a 4 bedroom and far too big for 2 people. She told me her family would never except to me, imagine that :). Because of status. Was a great 4 years thou, she was free as a bird and took every opportunity for fun.
@@theomacer3094I don't think heartbreak, rejection and broken dreams plus being used and abused would sell. Oh, the pain, I still sit rocking in my room about the memory, what could have been 😜 :)
Chat: "Hey, do you know Aldi's?" V-Tuber: "Hmm, Aldi's? Aldi's, Aldi's... oh, is it like, a grocery store or something, in the UK-" Chat: TTS Activated - "Aldi's Nuts might not fit in your mouth kekwlol"
7:49 most of the beefeaters/table table's have these toast heaters. At the very least there is one in the beefeaters in Newark (the best town in the UK)
"I have a horse allergy" was a really cute way of saying James Marriott is now refusing to give you piggyback rides
Nearly fucking killed him there
George you should visit the UK one day
Yes
i can't tell if this is satire or not
he should do a vlog in birmingham, the hit city
@@mementomori1553 thank you for confirming this is in fact satire
@UC1o5wbHyxl6_to0RADsfeKw Somebody tell him
nothing like a “no context britain” video to make my day better
ur day should already be the best it can be before u watch george - top g andrew tate
They make my day worse
Hope you’re okay Izzy, we are here if you need to talk!
@@adammac.1342 thank you 😊
@@izzy-wd8sr no worries. Hope you’re doing better today ❤️
This series has become an absolute staple on this channel I love it
one of the best series out on youtube
I feel so validated by the Clark’s feet measuring one
It's so true
Same 😂
It was my first taste of ASMR
my pet chicken was called basil.
when I was 6 basil hunted me down at an extreme pace as a sprinted in fear away from him, when he finally reached me he attacked me from behind and caused me to get stitches all over my back. I now have a fair amount of scars covering my back from the wrath of basil.
Basil is a lovely name.
Your saying a chicken gave you scars... How big was basil
@@sethturner8892 "probably a big chicken and a small kid"
I ate basil
Are you sure they were stitches? And not...chicken pox? Ahaaaa
@@fishstar2974 mate right i was 6 right and this wasnt any ordinary chicken, i mean i wasnt dealing with a chicken here i was dealing with an outright moster cock lad, this beast of a chicken mauled me behind and i still have ptsd from it to this day
Damn I feel so conflicted that I'm an Irish person enjoying watching this
Same we are close enough tp understand most of these but we are so different
@@moreroidsmoreboys yeah like how George hates the whole idea that created the spice bag, iconic Irish cuisine.
Chips in Chinese. I've lost all respect
@@fullchubb The spice bag is iconic
@@moreroidsmoreboys Another MPMD enjoyer
I agree I can understand a lot of them but were pretty different in other ways
I am British without context so I'm basically god, you can thank me for this incredible service
Yes Sir 🇬🇧
I'm loving these videos at the moment. They're as comforting as getting your feet measured at Clarks
Thank you for making my day. I always loved this series and after a really bad day this was spectacular.
Protest for George to bring out queen Elizabeth merch- cardboard cut out and all.
That would be awesome bc shes an icon, but would be get in trouble for that??
@@Tsun-sweet not anymore
@@Tsun-sweetWhy would he get in trouble?
George they still do fruit Polos! I used to work in the NHS and a patient had been with us for months, she was craving fruit polos and couldnt get her family to get them anywhere. I found some in a Home Bargains and took them to her and she was thrilled! I would've been too - I remember them being super yummy!
Honestly if you’re worried something doesn’t exist anymore, you can probably find them in home bargains.
George Memeulous is my comfort character I wish he was real
When I was like six I thought I’d see fish when we went in the Lincoln and Holland Tunnels between NYC and NJ. But knowing the Hudson River and how polluted it is...you wouldn’t be able to see any fish either way
And while Guatemala wasn't invaded by Britain, their government was overthrown by the US to let the United Fruit Company (now Chiquita) have its way which...isn't any better
5:09 as someone who works in clarks im glad to be continuing on this legacy
"What the fuck's one garlic.. even then I'm gonna use 4" I've never felt more heard in my life ❤
Big up Wales Online for ALWAYS having the best headlines 👌 cracking to see the home nation featured 👏
the binley mega chippy actually has a morbius meal
also george should do somerset next, we are an entirely different climate (a.k.a. f l a t) goofy ahh stuff
LOL IT ACTUALLY DOES
Ik exactly what you mean, but for me the weirdest is the entire ground and buildings all being red
@@The_big_prooooo we have the same flags!!
best series on the georgem channel, hands down
The lack of outtro always takes me by surprise lol 😂
This series gives me life
The enunciation and outrage at the cremation costing a grand was fucking gold
I think someone who talks as modern as George knowing what a Penny Farthing is, is truly a british moment
We learned about penny farthings in primary here where I live in Britain
@@The_big_prooooo Tf kinda primary school did you go to? I learned what it was just from seeing one and googling it during class
They ain’t teach you that in like primary school ? Lmao common info mate
@@lynx4082 Well, it's such a weird THING that it stays/stayed in the public consciousness forever.
@@lynx4082 well it was generally bikes but we were taught like a lot about penny farthings, they were the main part of the lesson
fun fact, kebab pizzas are a common thing all over sweden, you can get them in literally any pizza shop, they're the greatest thing
The No Context Britain series have become my comfort videos is that a problem
As a Swede, seeing George baffled at a kebab pizza is quite perplexing
You maniacs with your banana pizzas AND now kebab pizzas???????
It was. It seemed as if that was the weirdest thing he'd ever seen in his life whilst also being willing to try it. Kebabpizza, and even kebab in general, is so common in Sweden so we forget how uncommon and weird it may look to foreigners.
@@Diaval7711 there's pizzas that have even more abnormal things on them, like some have eggs, some have banana and peanuts, some have pineapple (abnormal to some), some have tuna on them and I've actually seen a pizza shop in my hometown that has pasta bolognese on one of their pizzas. I remember a few years back, a few pizza shops in my hometown sold a pizza topped with typical food that we swedish people eat around Christmas time, i.e sausages, meatballs, beetroots, anshovie. I never tried it but you can tell by its toppings, that it sounded grim.
@@ollebang Peanuts on a pizza???? Eggs??? Bolognese???? I like the sound of beetroot pizza, but you should still draw a line somewhere, man!! Sverige borde rivas
@@Diaval7711 the worst part is, I sometimes order the pizza with banana and peanuts 😂. It's actually really nice.
"Weird hot squash" got me rolling! Hahaha!
Binley mega chippy was on BBC tonight! There is hope. 😩✨🇬🇧🇬🇧
The guy in the thumbnail perfectly sums up every single 50+ man when the temp goes above 20 degrees
1:59 I REMEMBER SEEING THIS ONE LMAOOOOOO
Rewatching the first ever episode of -Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia- deffo warrants a "this is from the 90s" warning
Gken Danzig is a famous rockstar 😂 keep up the good work regardless, George 🤙
No context Britain ep69 should be the best episode
Man Britain is so cool. I wish it was real.
ikr i’m so sad i don’t exist
I've got bad news for you. It's real.
@@sunnie734 no fucking way man. That can’t be true. Could it?
0:17 feel like every school goes to Disneyland in year 9 💀
ahaha not mine
I was in lockdown during year 9 😢
my favorite posts are the ones that cause him to just say "fair enough"
I think one of the most British things I've seen so far is it work for the Jubilee, our manager has genuinely put cut outs of the Queen round the place.
0:39 my school got that cutout LMFAO
Really enjoyed the whole vid
Don’t stop this amazing content!!!!
Yes
I’m here in the memory of huw Davies what a lad. 🙌🏻
I actually can’t believe they took it off like who wouldn’t enjoy that memorabilia 😂
2:58 respect the grind george
I love this series so much!✌️💖
that clarks comment was the most real thing i've heard all year
Funny George mentioned about going on an all inclusive to turkey because I am in November THE TOAST MACHINE WILL BE MINE
Where it began, I can't begin to knowing
But then I know it's growing strong
Was in the spring
And spring became the summer
Who'd have believed you'd come along
Hands, touching hands
Reaching out, touching me, touching you
Sweet Caroline
Good times never seemed so good
I've been inclined
To believe they never would
But now I
Look at the night and it don't seem so lonely
We filled it up with only two
And when I hurt
Hurting runs off my shoulders
How can I hurt when holding you
One, touching one
Reaching out, touching me, touching you
Sweet Caroline
Good times never seemed so good
I've been inclined
To believe they never would
Oh no, no
Sweet Caroline
Good times never seemed so good
Sweet Caroline
I believe they never could
Sweet Caroline
Good times never seemed so good
I can't wait to show this series to my kids.
As a younger man I recognise the bus layout my old school buses that I got on 3-4 years ago with that exact style at it was dusty as s**t and the seats would fall apart on you when you are just trying to go home
the part about going on holiday for the toaster things was quite specific haha ive been on three all inclusive 1 week holidays to Turkey
I want the frog urinals for adults. Like why am I always pissing in either a trough or a ceramic white urinal? They should be colourful and there should be mini games you can play like 1 of those water shooting games you see at arcades where you have to spray water to knock men down or something.
Yeah I went to boarding school and the international students were absolutely loaded
"its a perfect name for a miniature horse"
Me whose name is Basil:
The students were ballin out because they're all deep into an overdraft George
When I was last in the eurotunnel we got stopped and searched for French immigrants carrying methamphetamines 🍻🇬🇧
Those waffles on that table are the best straight up
I think that George just puts the same intro on each No Context Britain
as someone who used to work in argos i cannot lie an argos drive through would be an absolute nightmare but kind of makes sense
0:37
I remember my headteacher had one of them but it had legs and it could stand up on its own. Didn't realize it was in her office when I was walking past. It's scared the crap out of me! This was on the jubilee month on the last day of term as well-
I don’t know why I never comment. But . You are amazing lad I love what you do.
I’d say a lot of people do.
Thank you memeulous thank you
On the ''You joking for that price'' Moment. Calgary ( Canada) is selling cans of Iron Bru for £10 and packets of monster munch for £4 ( that's packets not bags)
I'd send you british snacks for cheaper than that, Jesus
@@Fatso97 Cheers mate.
@2:55, Jacob Reese Mog on the way to work
love this no context stuff
"I don't like tea"
A British person that doesn't like tea??? WAIT A MINUTE!! THAT'S ILLEGAL
Haven’t watched u since 2019, I missed this
“Drawing the water” George 2022
The £7147 is how much it will cost this time next year 😂😂😂
Having a horse allergy is worse than a peanut allergy
the clarks foot measuring thing is a form of ASMR !!! i miss it too
George we need a biney mega chippys and kays cooking tierlist
George has a footfetish for Clarks
Love the layers of RUclipsrs, I'm not much of the RUclipsr but like to experience it
Aw Caddicarus did a video about that Coronation Street video game years ago. It was one of his first ones and holds up really well x
Not all school trips have to be directly educational. In grade 12 my history class had a trip to New York and only the first day was structured and for education. The other 3 we were pretty much free to explore the city on our own.
0:37 this aged well
You have my old pfp
Technically it did
The kebab pizza you get them at every Indian it’s just a kebab calzone but the best ones are always in Scotland cause we have pakora sauce and omg is pakora sauce a regional treasure 🥹
In Sweden they serve Kebab Pizza in every pizzeria. It is as common as any other sort of pizza.
@@dr_hexolit2773 yeah kebab pizza rocks whether it’s a normal pizza or a calzone pizza I’m gonna order one tomorrow actually cause now I want one
Bit late, but there was a company that adopted the name *Nonce Finance*. They changed it shortly after, but took it in good spirits
what really gets me is when a cook book says to add a "tad" of this or a "tad" of that... like bruv hOw mUcH yOu waNt mE TO aDd
"cut me up piece by piece and shove me in the oven" tbh same 13:08
My girlfriend from south Korea was wealthy. Her dad bought her a £280 k house which she shared with her sister while at University for only 5 years. She told me the parents are willing to spend vast amounts for education and it's common, the thing is she felt the pressure because how can you let them down spending that much money?
It was a 4 bedroom and far too big for 2 people.
She told me her family would never except to me, imagine that :). Because of status.
Was a great 4 years thou, she was free as a bird and took every opportunity for fun.
You should make a RenPy game about it
@@theomacer3094I don't think heartbreak, rejection and broken dreams plus being used and abused would sell.
Oh, the pain, I still sit rocking in my room about the memory, what could have been 😜 :)
keep these coming
SWEET CAROLINE BAM BAM BAAAMMMM GOOD TIMES NEVER FELT SO GOOODDD~
Aldi's Nuts is genius 😂
1:33 he was on is way to binly mega chippy but missed the turning to Coventry
Chat: "Hey, do you know Aldi's?"
V-Tuber: "Hmm, Aldi's? Aldi's, Aldi's... oh, is it like, a grocery store or something, in the UK-"
Chat: TTS Activated - "Aldi's Nuts might not fit in your mouth kekwlol"
I swear I thought that women with the chip was Kay from Kay's cooking 😂
The only sequels that are good
George's inner child returned once again
Bro it said "British tapas" lmfao 2:15
0:39 I legit just got one
We cut out the eyes and put LED lights in them
I’m only 18 and I remember those buses. God my school was poor…
I thought that the "sweet caroline" thing was just an America thing, like with the YMCA song. You learn something new every day.
Nah it’s a banger that transcends borders
it's big in Australia too, gets sung a lot at the tennis and cricket and whatnot
5:08 YES I missed when they stopped doing this
Not my family having a cardboard cutout of the queen for our jubilee bbq…… 😅
when I used to go swimming lessons i always used to buy fruit polos after
12:28 whatever gets you through your day mate
As a birmingham man your days are numbered but also as a brummie you're too funny so you're safe
Brum mentality
I also went on a trip to Disney land Paris with my school back in the day, completely educated now :))
1:30 they forgot to add Lithuania on that list but please, continue.
7:49 most of the beefeaters/table table's have these toast heaters. At the very least there is one in the beefeaters in Newark (the best town in the UK)
9:47 nO STELLA?!?! *AAAAH*