Absolute Cringe - The Bachelor in Paradise Week 2 RECAP (Episodes 2 & 3)
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- Опубликовано: 18 сен 2024
- Bachelor in Paradise returns for Week 2 aka episodes 2 and 3! So what goes down when a mysterious piece of luggage arrives and gets rummaged through? Will Aaron and James' arrival shake up the beach? Why am I cringing so much? Check it out in this latest recap of Bachelor in Paradise season 8 episodes 2 and 3!
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Bachelor in Paradise is just like an airport. People come and go and unattended baggage will be confiscated.
I actually like Sally as a suitcase😂
BF, this segment was as hilarious as it was creative. Well done, sir, well done.
So true lol. This is actually better than the show
I legitimately thought I’d accidentally clicked on a news channel during the first thirty seconds of this - well done, Bachelor Fantake, well done.😂
Luggage will be confiscated, opened and sorted through like a bunch of nosey, jealous girls at a beach party! Great episode, BF!!!
Your reviews are legitimately better than the shows these days
Agreed. I literally only watch the recaps haha
💯 I'm not even gonna watch Zach season, just these recaps.😜 I can't even deal with this franchise anymore
And better that it ever was ❤🎉
I don't even watch the show anymore, just these reviews.
It’s gone to hell
Britney's gasp and swerve of Romeo is iconic
I love her now 😆
God she was so uncomfortable lol
That dude must not be able to read body language at all because he kept pushing and she couldn't even conjure up fake enthusiasm
Fantastic. I felt the awk
Johnny is slowly becoming my favorite, as he perfectly plays the game of paradise. Head empty, straight vibes, chilling on the beach.
Johnny is in his perfect natural environment! If they ever want to replace Wells as bartender . . ., hahaha!!
@@Skeezer66 I vote for Johnny to be pool boy
@@MrUnamazing He is the porn pool boy stereotype!
the one convo with victoria and shanae where he had his eyes closed the whole time or just stared off into space LMAO i just felt bad for hunter when he was kissing her and reassuring her and suddenly hopped onto the victoria train after one make out sesh
He’s a Jupiter boy, not surprised 😂
“Shanae had a really hard time…” SHE LITERALLY MADE IT HARD FOR HERSELF AND OTHERS… so confused as to how this thought came out of his mouth.
RIGHT??
That was his other head talking.
He also said "Shanae is a good person." and I'm like "HER?!? GOOD!?!? HA!!! Boy you are drunk, stupid, or both to think that!"
The most terrible thing she did was minimise adhd, which most people do. So, as someone with late diagnosed adhd, I don’t think she’s a terrible person. I think she’s just very sensitive and gets very defensive sometimes and doesn’t really understand the world much.
She’s just a straight up sociopath who has no empathy or remorse for her actions so allowing her to have this platform sickens me and as someone who has ADHD I felt very triggered by her mockery of it
I'm very impressed with how Andrew handled that tbh respected his own feelings while also respect hers.
He’s a sweetheart. I feel like we’re missing something with what happened with Teddi. Was she homesick? It was weird.
@@DottieMinerva I thought it was kind of weird too.
I’ll second that😊
@@DottieMinerva hopefully we find out next episodes 😊
He still seemed somewhat detached, though, so maybe that is what ultimately upset her even more. Something tells me she will make another appearance to talk to him...
I no longer have the patience or the life energy to devote hours to this show. Which is why your recaps are both humorous and save me time. Thank you sir.
Same
I’m glad I’m not the only person who like literally fell asleep of boredom watching episode 3
Same. I can't devote 4 hours a week to this.
Yeah even BIP I don’t watch anymore after inviting Anna & “Queen” Victoria last season instead of the victims, as they only brought on Brittany this season 😒
And now once again with bringing SHANAE of all people? Disappointing for real.
after last night's episode I feel the same. Snooze fest, I have a life to live.
Aaron ,and James aren't 100% looking for a relationship on BIP. I think the most likely outcome is they wastes everyone time, and leave together again.
Never understood how people found them so endearing tbh, they just annoy the crap out of me
@@DCGuava LMAO, I just commented the same! I can't stand those two and their stupid fake personalities.
@@DCGuava I couldn't stand them on Katie's season, on Paradise their exit was funny but they were just eh.
@@DCGuava I love Aaron😭
I hope they bring Thomas back to host one date or something, just to melt Aaron's brain all over again 😅
After seeing Teddi’s IG post, Im just *speculating* that producers might have wanted to push Teddi into a love triangle but she didn’t want to so she decided to leave before they forced that upon her. It’s the only thing that makes sense as to why she didn’t even say bye to her friends, to not say or do anything that would violate the NDA.
Yea that still don't make sense🙉😂 she was literally acting like she has to marry one of them right there and there 😂🙉 calm down, he didn't even ask yet
THIS actually makes A LOT OF SENSE TO ME 👌🏽 Thanks for this take
It seems so obvious that they sequestered Rodney for a good amount of time, not keeping him informed or letting him choose someone (likely knowing he was going to choose Teddy for the date). Yeah. I think she made the right choice vs going out with Rodney right after breaking up with the guy she came to paradise for.
If this is true, I am so proud of her for leaving! More contestants should stand up to pushy producers. I'll miss her though.
Can’t believe you didn’t comment on Jacob eating a pineapple WHOLE, like it was corn on the cob 😭
most interesting piece of this episode :D I actually like Jacob the way I liked JPJ :D
Why are they dragging Salley this season to look so undecided/ crazy? The producers are really bullying her. And why they were doing that we missed seeing all of Justin and Victoria's date
Because how Dare Salley string producers along with her indecision to join when hundreds of thousands of IG influencers would love the opportunity at “love” 😒
They probably told her they wanted her to do certain things to people or act a certain way and se didn’t want too. The product don’t care about the truth and have done horrible things to people in the past. Look at Brittany. They don’t support anyone after the show or admit to lying. And to trash a woman especially who said “no” the show will make her look bad in anyway they can. This show truly, clear as day, play favourites with cast no matter how old the couple or contestant is (in terms of seasons and age)
Your editing skills are top notch and i always appreciate your pop culture references
I rolled my eyes when Ashley and Jared are staying for "vacation" for what more tv time? Also there love story is not something to look up too.
Yeah, that guy couldn't have dragged his feet, or jerked her around, any harder. She had to get serious (real serious) with someone else, before he wanted her.
She practically begged him a lot too
Genevieve’s lack of self confidence is a turnoff.
I agree
I feel like she's the main character and I'm really worried for her mental health as this plays out.
Cries for hours over a guy she met two days ago going on a date with someone else and then argues with him about it, then proceeds to do the exact same thing a few days later. I'm actually at the point where I'm not sure whether the best option for Justin is her or Victoria freaking Fuller.
It was sad because she was so cute in the first episode showing off his shoes
and she's quite full of herself. I hope Jordan finds someone much better. I wish he hadn't given her that pity rose
Questions I have after this episode:
- Seriously?
- Are you joking?
- Sierra has four fingers?
- Why did James tattooed his whole leg?
- Do you guys need any more white ink to paint Shanae's and Victoria's red flags?
And why did Teddi leave? Hopefully find out next episode 😊
@@hermdog143 I think she realized BIP wasn’t for her and felt too much pressure and just wanted out. I get it!
@@taylorgayhart9497 I can see that. I was just hoping to see Rodney and her together because I thought they could make it in and out of BIP
@@hermdog143 I think that Teddi didn't want to have to hurt Andrew so much, by seeing her switch to Rodney.
This intro was chef’s kiss 🤌🏽 Bachelor Fantake truly does the best/funniest edits!!
That Salley situation was some of the dumbest shit I’ve ever seen in the history of this franchise…and that’s saying a lot.
The airline news made we wonder if my hands accidentally touched something else then i realized it was fantake at his brilliance 👏😁
Same!!
Also, you mentioned Kira and Genevieve going through Salleys suitcase and how they should have said no, let's extend that to Wells also.
To think production spent their time NOT showing. Brandon and Serene’s romance but a fake story about a cast member who didn’t even have a night one-who cares about Salley!!!?
YEP💯 that's why I'm so done with them and these cringe gimmicks
Every season there's one couple that's barely shown because their relationship is not dramatic enough
Felt like a passive aggressive Bachelor producers hurt ego chess move for Salley stringing them along. 🤦🏼♀️
NGL that Salley story was quite funny. For someone who hasn't even been on the show proper she has left quite an impression.
They never show the relationships that are actually doing well…….unless it’s a relationship that got better off of the show such as Ashley & Jared or Becca & Thomas.
the way rodney goes "Oh" and covered his mouth like 😭😭😭😭 he's so sweet please
This show is scripted
Genevieve freaking out was pretty emotionally immature, like she ruined her whole day on her own instead of accepting there are things she can't control. She's giving me high school anxiety. She clearly was upset at the idea of being sent home first and she calmed down as soon as the women had the roses and she could herself explore other relationships.
The beginning sketch with the luggage is gold 😂
Normally this is my favorite bachelor show but this season has been more painful than the normal shows so far. We’ve seen about 3 minutes of real relationships and the contestants are more forgettable than ever. Jacob’s monologue about his body goals is literally more relatable to a gym rat like me than 90% of the other conversations.
I hope it improves.
The contestants this year were AWFUL picks
I’m not even a gym rat and it was still the most relatable
@@thehousespouse lol fair 😂
Geniveve is too immature to go on this show, two days is too soon for a spiral. She should have said ‘this isn’t my favorite thing but I’d go on a date at this point too so you should go and let’s chat when you’re back.’ Then she should have spent the day chatting with available men. When he got back with liking them both she should say ‘I still like you and I hope I get your rose and until you’re ready to commit to one person I’ll continue chatting with other people’
BUUUTTTT Justin picking her after all that means he likes highly dramatic relationships so I don’t feel bad for him.
Made me think back to what we weren't shown during Clayton's season (but were told about): how she was freaking out the night before the 2 on 1 and saying she wanted to go home, etc. She is showing herself to be unstable and extremely dramatic and insecure on paradise, so now I'm thinking we didn't see her true colors on Clayton's season.
@@CC12203 honestly I don’t think she’s a bad person or anything just very insecure and maybe needs to seek some therapy to address that before looking for love.
You don't think everybody else is immature and has issues I mean they are on Bachelor in Paradise that's a red flag in itself
@@SCordova19 or just mature and get off of reality TV and stop being self-absorbed that might help
I hope some day the producers get sued for what they did to that one girl to humiliate her personal stuff. What the hell did she do?
I was thinking that too, but if they got stuck with the bill for her plane ticket, maybe they considered this payback? Still icky all around...
@@CC12203@Stargirl This show made everyone think someone was a prostitute. I don’t believe that story. She’s a bottom rung cast member to them. They probably sprung something on her they wanted her to do and she said no. And it blew off a whole storyline they wanted. And they wouldn’t ofused her real luggage because of a possible lawsuit so they used a prop and really slut shamed her.
They really have it out for her.
I did not like that at all. Invasion of privacy.
Ashley and Jared had an awful time and it seemed like they edited her to be an obsessive psycho. Then she went on Bachelor winter games met someone, Kevin and then Jared realised he better make a move. If anything Kevin and Astrid who MET in paradise and are also married with a baby should have been invited to go on the beach.
Rubbed me the wrong way they did the "proposal" on the beach Infront of her ex bf who she clearly was with when Jared made a move. 🤔🙄 Don't come for me.
Bro that kiss attempt on Brittany made me cringe so hard
Oh yay we’re back to the girls acting like children! Honestly them going through someone’s suitcase, like that was so gross! Super disappointed at how they’re acting!
They are children
Back to the girls acting like children?
Fr. And who picks up someone else’s vibrator?! It was the worst part of the episode for me.
Okay just realized Hayley and Hunter are different people, thanks for the recap, always on point.
Hunter lasted a lot longer on Clayton’s season.
Why can’t/couldn’t Andrew be bachelor? He would have been perfect- he’s funny, real, relatable, emotionally intelligent…
It's incredible how clingy this cast is, they're defeating the purpose of Paradise
That's pretty much everyone that goes on this show nowadays. "Okay besties I'm going on this show where you date multiple people to find my forever partner, wish me luck", dude she's with dates multiple people "OH MY GOD WHAT AN UNHONORABLE CHEATING PIECE OF TRASH WE ARE SO DONE".
I was hoping you would have a clip of Hailey's exit. "I have air conditioning" best line ever. I laughed so much.
It’s literally against FAA regulations to check a bag through without the person responsible for the bag on the flight…the risk of a bomb threat is too high…nice try production
😯 . Well done! Producers got caught !!!
I wish BIP had challenges similar to Love Island, to 1. Stir the pot and relationships and 2. Give the Islanders something to do 😂
I miss the challenges on Bachelor Pad. I liked that show.
Girl that’s what I’m talking about! It’s so time the show starts to add contests/challenges for date cards..
Agreed! It's so boring to see them just lounging around and getting drunk...Maybe the producers don't want to add challenges/activities due to their pathetic budget?
It would be fun if they had to do challenges and play games and then the winner would earn a date card. That would be more entertaining for us instead of just watching them lounge around all day. And then we would be able to see the date as well.
@@jenniferhansen3622 -I agree. I feel like the BIP franchise is getting downright lazy and going through the motions...even the small beach with the nonstop crabs makes you think they're going lo-budget now and have no ideas...
I love how Bachelor production basically forces drama now by obviously putting in problematic ppl like Shenae, Aaron and his BFF, not knowing we DO NOT want to see them and let the drama happen organically
Brittany really does seem like the best I hope we get more sceen time with her! This Bip season! She my favorite so far.
Geneive totally needed Justin rose because she knew Aaron was coming Same as Brendan last season fight me If I'm wrong.
Exactly, because she had no problem dropping Justin to run off on that date
@@teralashun8656 I mean he went on a date too 🤷🏼♀️
Genieve is so annoying
@@baileydunton6142 I know but atleast he discussed it before he left, she was like see ya
@@teralashun8656 I noticed that too! Justin has amazing communication skills and let her know every step of the way how he felt and where his head was. I actually felt bad for Ginevieve, but after what she did I don’t at all!
Jacob calling lace iconic this is Most I ever like him.
What about his Hong Kong comment? I have been there many times, he's not wrong, that place is awesome. It's also not really strip club, yeah they strip there but it's actually a whorehouse. You pay $60 for 1 hour for any girl you want in the club and there's a ton to choose from, plus $12 for the room right next door. I miss that place.
Victoria F knew the assignment.
I love your recaps, I watch them before I watch the episodes! It's nice not getting swept up in the dramatic music and knowing what will happen lol
Appreciate your hard work and hoping your having fun with this season!
Best episode so far! Felt like a ton happening I like unexpected friendships between shanae, Gen, and tedd ish exit. Tho I wish she stayed long enough to see if she could explore something with Rodney.
Bip is way less entertaining now like everyone know each other before hands.
it's so funny, I just finished watching last night's episode, searched for bachelor fantake and his video was just uploaded! Perfect timing!
I just wanna know how some of the contestants are literally spiraling when it’s only been TWO days lmfao
The whole Salley story was so stupid I muted
BIP has become unwatchable for me. I think social media plus producer manipulation have necessitated a complete re-tooling of the original concept. I keep thinking of all the great streaming shows I could be watching!
Your humor is undefeated 🤌🏾😆
I don’t need to watch recap videos, but I do because I love your commentary and humor 😂 ❤
One of the funniest lines I've ever heard from any of these shows was Jakob's "Hong Kong is a strip club in Tijuana"!! No comedian could have set that up better!
Production is the biggest bully of all.
this is by far the best intro you’ve ever done. great job 👏🏻👏🏻
Oh my gosh! This is the best recap EVER! You are so talented!
Every time I get down on myself for being single at 45, I remind myself that my red flags are almost nonexistent compared to these women’s and I feel a little better inside.
But you are at least 15 years older than most of them which means you're more mature than them.
@@comment5398 Ha! Age doesn’t always equal maturity! 😁
@@amyshelby9614 so you're making my point they are way younger than you so can you expect them to have the same maturity level as you
Great re-cap. I am living abroad and can't watch it so this is the next best thing!👍
Ashley ,and Jared just need to go on a vacation not on my TV. Go away you aren't even a real successful story.
Producers seem to be stooping to new lows. If I could give them advice it would be : just bc you can doesn't mean you should.
Thanks again for another great video…. I was having a hard day and seeing this new episode immediately brought a smile to me face 😊
Hope things better
Bachelor Fantake!! I have a question for you, it would be interesting to hear your take on the status of the bachelor/ette franchise and how much longer it can last . I’m not sure about anyone else but I went from an avid fan who would watch whole seasons starting in 2016- 21 to literal disinterest watching a single episode (except for your vids, I will always support you!🥰 and your recaps are legendary!) but the franchise is heading into a state of disrepair and I wonder if you had any thoughts about this. I think it has a majority to do with casting, but would love to hear your thoughts and anyone else with a opinion about this:)
To me it seems like they are giving us what they think we want to see, but are missing the mark by a mile. I imagine them in a pre show meeting talking about how genius their ideas are and how much we are gong to love it. For me though, I find my self plugging my ears and closing my eyes to all the cringe. They also seem to want to highlight how staged and manipulative they are with the cast.
@@LindaCapra I agree!! Thank you. It’s just so odd to me how the format remains virtually unchanged but it went from enjoyable to some rare cringe moments (like Luke p or annoying competition group dates) to just full of gimmicks and unbearable and shallow people.
They need to have serious contestants it’s so clear everyone being picked slept with someone to get on the show. Cringe!
@@kenziej4301 Absolutely. Remember when they would cast actual “stars” on the show with a lot of personality? (Good or bad) and they don’t do that anymore as much so that’s why they bring back people like Victoria F who was on the damn show forever ago bc she’s 20% more interesting than the current crop
The producers are clearly nothing more than a pack of high school bullies, stirring up cringe-filled drama and preying on the easy targets. They are despicable. They are the true villains of the franchise. It's not the cast that is to blame, it's the people creating the show. They all need to be fired and replaced. Until that happens, the show deserves to go down in flames and disappear from relevance.
Now I need a recap of what’s happening on Twitter at the same time/after the show airs
NOT Teddi acting like she's being forced into an arranged marriage 🙉😁😁
I don’t think there should be so much shame around the idea of packing a vibrator (or even a waffle maker 😆) for a vacation 🤷♀️ and if you’re properly washing your sex toys, they are definitely shareable! That’s just sustainable consumption! lol
I’m sayinnnn, I’m packing what will make me comfortable
Agree with all of that! It’s the implied lack of consent of sharing someone’s sex toy (that they can’t confirm has been washed properly) that gives me a major ick.
@@GooKie18279 Fair enough haha
I love commentary, and humors as always you had me laughing 😂❤
Just wanna say I appreciate all the effort you put into these videos. I hope you're doing well and staying healthy ❤
Bachelor Fantake is the 🐐
That intro was next level 😆
Sucks that Teddi left. I felt Rodney and her had the best potential to make it in and out of BIP. Maybe they will hook up outside BIP 🤞
The entire Wells story was unnecessary lol .. I fast forwarded 😂
I just want Michael A to find love. He deserves it
I don't think I am liking Genevieve here! Looks very different from the girl I thought I knew!
omg the opening edit is gold!
bruh the editing is so good loooll
I was completely confused about Teddy. She could have went on that date to see if they clicked or not. Sometimes I think it's all the alcohol causing them to make bad decisions.
Word on the streets is it had more to do with production that caused her to leave.
I've always said that the people coming on this show are responsible for knowing how much of a dumpster fire it is and that there's a good chance they'll look ridiculous, but I actually kinda feel bad for Salley. That was on a whole new level of cringe, they didn't have to do her like that.
Aaron and Genevieve LITERALLY look like siblings, even twins possibly. I cannot ship it 😩
Huh? How? Completely different skin tones
yeah this was corny wtf
Thank the Lord for your recaps because I want to know all the tea without actually watching 🙏🏼
With all that ridiculousness, I love that you have Greg Brady a cameo.
I’m fucking dead. The TSA clip playing then showing the girls just go through someone else’s bag is gold 😂
I felt so bad for Hunter.
The show really didn’t do her any favors. Correct me if I’m wrong, but I saw zero content between her and Logan that would support her feelings!
@@BeLLaChiCa1231 You mean Johnny.
@@Crystalbomb321 same thing
Who’s Hunter ?
@@Crystalbomb321 I actually meant the other girl - the one who was into Logan. 😂
so grateful for your recaps
“The raccoon gang” 😂🤣
Romero was absolutely hammered lmao 🤦🏾♂️
I want you to know that I love your coverage so much that I have not bothered to watch the actual show anymore and now I just watch yours.
Ugh I hate the seniority complex Aaron has
Aaron is so immature......
When he even said "So tell me who's interested in me?" to one of the ladies, I rolled my eyes because it's just like last year when he just wants a woman to tell him why he's so amazing, etc. I can't tell if it's an overcompensation for a deep insecurity or if he is just very vain...
Brandon was made for paradise the guy could fall love with a brick walls.
😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
Whose Brandon?
@@kenziej4301 Really Kenzie?
@@vickie2263 yup
That intro was classic!
Why would producers want Salley to come back if she can’t decide whether or not she wants to be with her ex?
I JUST told my mom the new season is on and to watch it, before last nights episode. I really hope she didn’t take my advice.
At first I was like “did I click on the wrong video?” 😆😆😆
This is only my second season of BIP but compared to last season, this one is just strangeeee. Last season I barely knew anyone because im new to Bachelor but I still loved it lol. This season I know 70% of the cast and im just confused because all of the “drama” just feels dumb and senseless. Genevieve is over dramatic and needs to relax, wtf with that Salley stunt, wtf with Teddi just ghosting 3 days in, and I can’t even look at Romeo or Jacob their both just odd. Hopefully things get better as the season progresses.
this edit was awesome dude
I can't believe Romeo hit a "Jarret" on Jill....that would hurt me and she said it better than me
I’m so glad I skipped this week and just saw your recap 🙌🏽
Johnny was definitely thinking with little Johnny instead of his brain at the rose ceremony. But it looks like it worked out for them in the end!
The Bachelor franchise has really jumped the shark now. That whole reenactment bit was pathetic.
“How dare you stand where he stood” literally laughed my butt off 🤣 I have showed 3 people this already
These videos are more entertainment than the show 💯
that whole thing about Sally was SO DUMB!! what were they thinking.. not even remotely funny and went on way too long!
@20:40 it's funny how she told Logan she had butterflies for him and here it just magically disappears.
Why is everyone so critical in the comments? I was having such a fun time with all the bullshit! It's paradise, stop taking it so seriously
I feel so bad for Teddy but respect her for listening to herself and making the best decision she could!
You've never met her one day in your life and you feel bad for her like really?