Ah Anderson! It's just been yesterday but it feels like years! And you ummmmm uhhhhh.... Anderson, what's this guy's name? Oh watch out for hmmm uh Mmmmmmph!
That's because this is not your original timeline. Remember when you were 8 years old and you have that little accident? That's when it happened, you switched timelines
Integra: what. Did you do. Alucard: ok but you have to promise not to get mad at me Integra: WHAT did you do. Alucard: ok so I was minding my own business- Integra: BULLSHIT! Alucard: I wAaAAaAsssZZZ...
They didn't even get his English voice actor for it. I'm pretty sure it doesn't sound like him considering his voice actor is literally itachi. You could probably get him
Alucard: Oh, yeah. Forgot about you. Sorry about that whole “shooting you” thing, but I know if you look deep into your heart - which is currently all over that tree - you’ll find a way to forgive me
Yeah no, this is real...as someone who played every cod (except for vanguard) since original MW...this is fucking insane, all for the pursuit of money and fortnite
@@neonrelmsproductions4224 I’m obviously speaking for myself here, but I do not give a single shit about realism in cod if I want that I’ll go play a tac shooter so I’m all for stuff like this
More violent yes, but also reserved in how violent he is. He won't waste the time to conjour his powers if his opponents aren't worth it, and if you can be easily executed, *then you clearly aren't worth the time.*
Imagine for valentines day they added a teddy bear finishing move when u give someone a teddy bear and you pull it and it says “I love you” then explodes
Honestly, they should add a percentage chance he will say a line from the abridged version, lines like, "I can cancel my room service" or "give me a hug" or something along those lines
Ngl, I’m just reading the Hellsing Manga, and seeing Alucard making an appearance like this is probably the coolest thing yet for a Halloween Themed bundle.
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“I leave for a day and…The Catholics are crusading, while the Nazis are invading”
Ah Anderson! It's just been yesterday but it feels like years! And you ummmmm uhhhhh....
Anderson, what's this guy's name?
Oh watch out for hmmm uh Mmmmmmph!
ALUCAAAAAARD!
WHAT
@@jacobsmith6039 hellsing abridged from team four star
RELEASE RESTRAINT LEVEL ZE-
*Alucard being accepted into MW3* "YOU GOT ME A PRESENT??!"
Go for a walk
@@zroreaper a very enthusiastic walk
Where’s police girl and her cannon?
😂 soon hell'o kitty
Now be nice and get daddy a beer
Never in my life did I expect to see Alucard executing Nicki Minaj in Call of Duty.
Yeah we live in the worst timeline
@@doggo9567the dankest timeline 🤠
@@tubbymontana7090 hey man they're not mutually exclusive
That was my fav part
That's because this is not your original timeline. Remember when you were 8 years old and you have that little accident? That's when it happened, you switched timelines
"I'm not your mother last night"
Ha! TFS ref nice😂
😂😂😂
"And they take exception to it"
“So I killed every, but one of them.”
Puss like a b
Alucard went for a walk.
I understood that reference
A very enthutiastic walk
The entire match with him IS his walk
And killed a homocidal vampire priest?
@@gustofgood4257VEEERRRRYY enthusiastic walk
Alucard abridged once said: b*tches love cannons!
Next few scenes:
Seras (police girl): Bitches love cannons! *fires an anti-tank rifle*
That an anti tank rifles
OH SHIT THAT AN ANTI TANK RIFLES@@Mediocreshake-08
*Integra: So you went for a walk...* 😶
*Alucard: A VERY enthusiatic walk.* 😈
Lol they should have used Taka instead.
@@jasonnordine8839Facts would been way better
So I was minding my own business... WHAAAAT I WAAASS?
Integra: what. Did you do.
Alucard: ok but you have to promise not to get mad at me
Integra: WHAT did you do.
Alucard: ok so I was minding my own business-
Integra: BULLSHIT!
Alucard: I wAaAAaAsssZZZ...
@@jasonnordine8839I came here to say this! Taka will forever be my Alucard
Seeing Alucard smoking Homelander in a call of duty game isn’t something I’d expect to see today
2023 is wild
And super underwhelming
I mean he could do it anyway
A white guy shooting a rapper is something I expected today.
CoD really has went to goofy shit.
I can't help but see him as team fourstar's abridged version, where he goes around saying stuff like "you missed me! Wopwopwopwopwop"
“HEY DANDY DIK, you missed *sprints up building”
tourist
Honestly would've been the better version to add
"Hey guys how's your health insurance?"
*gets shot at*
"APPERENTLY ITS GREAT!"
Alucard after getting his 70 inch plasma screen TV fixed
no no no, he's going on a new job to get one by himself.
With Netflix
@@munchijackson386No 3D
TFS Yes
Or him after it got damaged again.
“He then proceeded to tilt every painting on his way here”
NYEHEEHHEEHEHHEHEHEGEHE.
He did some gansta shit
Did he pray today though?🤨
Are you white
@@funnynamelol3156 why does my skin color matter?
@@trisrenaquino8794you type funny
@@funnynamelol3156 so..
Alucard to Activision: You done goof'd
Alucard to players screaming how: Fuck you that's how.
Man I need at least one Alucard abridge joke to be put on mw2 to make me play it
@@hangageorge3212have one for if someone leaves
“Pussed out like a beotch”
“Am I a bad person?” *proceeds to fucking poof out of existence*
"Hey fellas! How's your health plan?"
APPARENTLY IT'S GREAT
I killed all but one of them
@@helljumper2565what happend to the last one?
@@FRINGMINpussed out like a champ
@@Dilpickle2002"Silver lining? I can cancel my room service!"
Broo his model look like a claymation
They really shouldve made him look more realistic with vampire fangs
They spent their budget on ninki minjaj
They went cheap on him, his mouth just stays open like it’s a mascot suit.
Bro so goofy I thought it was a mod
All their character models are silly, like dafuq
"Oh shit that's an antitank rifle..."
"OH SHIT THAT'S AN ANTI-TANK RIFLE!!!!"
OH SHIT THAT'S AN ANTITANK RIFLE
They did my Alucard dirty lmfao this had better be a mod because they did not do him justice 😂
Fr
I regret to inform you that it is real
I thought I was the only one who thought it was bad lmao
They didn't even get his English voice actor for it. I'm pretty sure it doesn't sound like him considering his voice actor is literally itachi. You could probably get him
@@PaisiosOfGOAOA Crispin Freeman has a fairly distinct voice, and this guy ain't it, chief.
“I’m sorry, but I’m a fuck-mothering Vampire”
I killed A LOT of people to get this title. I deserve to be called such.
@@thesparkiest1it wasn't easy but I did it
Time to go home an eat my favorite cereal. Count choca *knifed* XD
@@thesparkiest1fine then, mind if ask you your name?
THE FACT OF NONE OF THESE ARE IN THERE MAKE ME SO SAD
"That was a 70" plasma TV...
So, how can I help you???"
"You must be the great Alucard?"
@@shaynekerry 🗿🤝🗿
They really did my mans face like a cheap one size fits all Halloween mask
My thoughts too. And the english voice puts me off too. Really wish they put more effort into this skin.
Agreed I’m not the biggest fan of his execution either
Yea they did Alucard dirty with this made him look like his own knock off
@@longslobdongdrop4657isn’t this his VA for the anime, unless your talking about the abridged version
@@KRG658 sad but
"So I was just chillaxin in my room like a baller.."
"..then all of a sudden these shmucks kicked in my DOOR!"
And all of a sudden these schmucks kicked in my door
I waaaaaaaaaaass
@laxio-oq6yo one of said "get on your knees"
@@itstjharris and I said "I'M NOT YOUR MOTHER LAST NIGHT"
Alucard: Oh, yeah. Forgot about you. Sorry about that whole “shooting you” thing, but I know if you look deep into your heart - which is currently all over that tree - you’ll find a way to forgive me
Sera:"coughing blood"
“HEY KIDS, WANNA SEE A DEAD BODY?!”
French screaming.
YAAAAYYYYY!!!!
“STOP SCREAMING!”
@@laxio-oq6yo Dog whimpering noises.
Where was that quote from? I can't remember
"That was a 70 inch, plasma screen tv" 😂
"So... How can I help YOU?"
And I'm Carmin Sandiego, and guess where I am! 😂
"Be a sport and grab daddy another beer could you?"
I know you'll find it in your heart, to forgive me (which is currently all over that tree back there).
"War....war never changes"
Integra : So what happened
Alucard : As usual, they attacked first
Integra: lies
Alucard: I'm naaawwwttttttt
Integra should be the announcer for search and destroy
“Oops, did I just accidentally A WAR?”
Imagine showing an MW2 player this in 2009.
Haven't played COD since Advanced Warfare, so seeing this, I thought it was just some modded COD clone at first lmao
Yeah no, this is real...as someone who played every cod (except for vanguard) since original MW...this is fucking insane, all for the pursuit of money and fortnite
last cod i played was black ops 2 and i have no idea what im looking at
@YukitheDummy and they said this game would be realistic
I hate it
When I saw this skin my mind went immediately to “Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!”
His overall body is alright but they really did his face dirty 💀
Looks like the joker without the makeup
Sum joker shit 😂
Looks like someone wearing an Alucard Mask
Yeah, looks like a cosplayer more than Alucard himself, could've at least done some facial animations
I agree
Look how they massacred my boy.
My boy deserves better than this. Looks like a fortnite skin
There are so many lines they could have used too....
@@terrynichols4509you wrong man, a Fortnite skin looks better than this.
@@CesarHernandez-wd4pz fair enough
@@CesarHernandez-wd4pzit really doesn't
Get me a Abridged voice pack, and I'll even buy the game.
"That was a 70 inch, plasma screen TV..."
Signs how can I help you
With Netflix
You must be the great Alucard
"Sup?"
@@brentbaxter9564I've heard quite a lot about you
Alucard executing Homelander is something I didn’t know I needed
Finally the Death Battle I've always wanted is here
We need the abdridged version of Alucard NOWWW 😭
Just try to get Takahata101 to play it
A shame there's no Abridged lines
Ikr 😢
Gets handed a grenade
"You got me a present?!"
Immediately throws it back and it explodes
Where de hell is that bloody Irish Catholic priest go 🤣
You get a kill with an rpg alucard hit ‘em with
“Bitches love canons”
Fr
Pulls out rpg “bitchs love cannons”
“Let me show *a real FUCKING vampire* ”
"Most realistic call of duty yet."
That's what they always say
Does anyone actually care about realism in COD?
@@neonrelmsproductions4224 I’m obviously speaking for myself here, but I do not give a single shit about realism in cod if I want that I’ll go play a tac shooter so I’m all for stuff like this
@@neonrelmsproductions4224The COD stans does but most people doesn't.
@@TheSaltBoiCometh We are the same.
The actual character compared to this is not the the real one is way more violent when it comes to his kills I wish they made it more violent
Wtf is he originally from ?
@@chrisbell6537 hellsing anime
More violent yes, but also reserved in how violent he is. He won't waste the time to conjour his powers if his opponents aren't worth it, and if you can be easily executed, *then you clearly aren't worth the time.*
@@elderdragon325Hey guys hows your health plan?
Down right sadistic. Wasted opportunity for demon dog finisher
"Okay okay fine......I was minding my own business"
"BULLSHIT"
Love how the community went straight to quote great lines from the Abridged. Well done lad. Blood well done!
"AND WHYBDO WE DO THIS UNHOLY TASK"
AND BECAUSE IT'S FUCKIN FUN
yeah just shows none of you actually watched the show
@@LunaPPK yeah because the abridged series is more popular and well know and easy to find so not everyone has a chance to watch the og
"Oh, what you going to do? Grab that guy that can stop me? What was his name? MICHAEL MCDOESNT-EXIST?"
I would actually pay double for skin if it came with this line or other abridged lines.
“Alucard WHAT DID YOU DO?!”
“Alright I’ll tell you, but you can’t be mad at me”
@@sanga1380 “I was minding my own business”
@@clff1342"BULLSHIT"
@@E_the_great “I was!🙄”
Bro looks like Michael Jackson💀👍
Except he’s older and that’s not his true form
He doesn’t look like Micheal at all , mfs see someone witha fedora and go crazy😐
@loyalty3881 it's not even a fedora, I own one and that's WAY too big for that
Michelle Jason💀💀
@@loyalty3881 na man that’s a mf sombrero
"Hey kids! Wanna see a dead body?!"
"AHHHHHH"
STOP SCREAMING!
Out of all the comments... this one broke me down for how appropriate it is X"D
He then proceeded to tilt every painting on the wall on the way here.
"BOONDOCK SAINTS!"
All of the abridged comments on this are amazing‼️ So many people of culture.
I like the edit where someone quotes the abridged version.
"Hey kids, wanna see a dead body?!"
Seras: he said he was going for a walk
Integra: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Hey guys how's your health plan?
@@nicholasholladay-elser7307 Some random soldier: Fire!
@@HydreigonJ89 Apparently it's great!
@@nicholasholladay-elser7307Walter be be honest with me how much are we in collateral damages
@@justarandombluebird8222 Well.... The Alucard amount.
alucard took an enthusiastic walk into mw3
Nah man can't believe they did alucard like that my guy.
They did him dirty
Who tf is that again?
@@thelegendaryt-rex4763 alucard from hellsing and ultimate hellsing
@@thelegendaryt-rex4763bro these kids not knowing who Alucard is.
@@cloroxbleachtm9638 nah I just grew up living a non weed life
Alucard went for a walk. A very enthusiastic walk
Never let bro go on a walk again.
Alucard roasting 21 savage in cod is one of the most unforseen things ever
Basically like saying "my dreams have no meaning"
Bro destroyed Homelander and two of the wealthiest singers
In this case however the job is not, “Like 99.9% done”. He’s got a ways to go.
Canonically the victory against Homelander can happend.
@@pabloxmaster1892 alucard would dumpster homelander since homelander couldn't even hurt alucard since he has no faith in god
@@SuperRederic Not to mention Homelander had never fight something like Alucard and like you said, he doesn't have sacred stuff to hurt him.
@@pabloxmaster1892Alucard would take homelander out for a walk
“ adventure time come on, grab your friends”
“Jake laughing”
“Destroys wall and tv”
“That was a 70 inch, plasma screen tv”
Aight, who let Alucard go for a walk
Imagine for valentines day they added a teddy bear finishing move when u give someone a teddy bear and you pull it and it says “I love you” then explodes
PERFECT
They should make it slightly resemble ted for a good movie reference as well
That's fucking gold
bro u an insider
Or the Teddy Bear just Double Headshot with Two Golden Desert Eagle named Romeo and Juliette ?
Oh god... Alucard's going for a walk
"I SAID LEMME GET SOME SIIUUUP"
Holy shit they actually got Crispin Freeman
Thats what I said I was so happy he reprised the voice even tho I know Alucard is hardest character to voice for him. 😭
@@The_Maki1I’m….not so sure. What I think may have happened is they cheapened out repurposed lines from the show. I could be wrong though
@@jakeb.7997 Nah there's new lines and a few lines reread from the show.
I knew I heard Kaito and Sundowner in there
Crispin Freeman is the VA for Winston from Overwatch (Activision owns Blizzard) so it wasn't gonna be impossible.
Imagine telling gamers from 12 years ago that they'd be seeing Alucard execute Nicki Minaj in a Call of Duty game.
"when Hope is Gone....Undo this Lock...and set me forth....ON A MOONLIT WALK!"
We can all agree that Hellsing Abridged made the show 10 times more famous with it's amazing quotes.
100% agreed on that, shame it won't be here but maybe modders will do something about it
Takahata is the 🐐🐐🐐
No.
The official dub voice is still good
Ikr, this page is a treasure trove
Thow all of this back in the blender. You guys did Alcard dirty.
"So dandy man HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT!!!"
Time for a enthusiastic walk……. A very enthusiastic walk
Alucard destroying Nikki Minaj is the best thing ever
And the shear disrespect 💯
*Insert Jan Valentine quote here*
Something something.. so thick you need an anti tank rifle to pierce it!
"HEY KIDS WANNA SEE A DEAD BODY!?"
*screams cowardly and fear*
PARTY PARTY PARTY 🎵🎵🎵
@@jeremywong1688 I WANNA HAVE A PARTY!
I love how the second they mention alucard, I see nothing but quotes from the abridged version. Just shows which one has better quotes.
So sad they didn't put in the, "If I'm a dog,then you're dog food." quote.
They did in his description
@@nikkuwakai1304Yeah, but it would be funny if he called Homelander dog shit.
"That was a 70 inch, plasma screen TV... with Modern Warfare III..."
Integra: “ Should it be in 3d?
Alucard while he was missing for 30 years:
Should’ve added “IF IM A DOG THEN YOUR DOG FOOD”
What was the line he had after he killed Luke
The line is there but only as text when you view his OP
@@coomcharger6105 “as a vampire you were a pathetic piece of shit now you’re nothing but dog shit”
Honestly, they should add a percentage chance he will say a line from the abridged version, lines like, "I can cancel my room service" or "give me a hug" or something along those lines
eh the healthcare line would be perfect if a enemy shoots at you 😂😂😂
@markrayes2973 another funny one would be, "You missed, woop woop woop woop"
Alicard must be going on some very enthusiastic walks 😈
"That's right I fucked the fear turkey"
Ok, I'm gonna have to admit that the executions look clean on Alucard
The zombie execution is better than that you can not lie
"Alucarrrd! Go for a walk..."
If you told me during the OG MW2 days that one day you’d be able to execute Nicki Minaj and 21 Savage as Alucard in CoD I would’ve laughed 💀
Cod has really fallen this is cringe at its finest right there looks more like Fortnite then a cod
Alucard took out the last two players like they blew up his plasma widescreen television
Bro homelander looked flabbergasted
"You're dog food." Would go so hard.
Hearing its op is the best nostalgia giving feeling
He firerate on that gun is insane.
Ngl, I’m just reading the Hellsing Manga, and seeing Alucard making an appearance like this is probably the coolest thing yet for a Halloween Themed bundle.
The abridged version is just ...
@@Red_was_The_Imposterjust hmm what
Alucard pistol had bullets big enough to be considered anti-vehicle. Those pistols look like a toys compare to his ones.
Yeah, His Guns were Anti-Tank Pistols and He was Akimbo all the time.
He Looks Like A Guy Who Love To Go For A Very Enthusiastic Walks💀
I want a finisher where they ask what he is and he says one of his most iconic lines "A real f**king vampire"
Can we get a Team 4Star variant?? I would love to hear our best abridged boi in game, "Oh you know... a REAL fucking vampire."
That would be funny same for "hey kids wanna see a dead body?!"
@@daronhybridgaming3165 or even "That's right.. I fucked the fear turkey!" 😂 I would actually support Activision for once
@@kryptic8222 same there's so Manny things if they let taka do some voice lines 😂
They should totally make it a skin where it's either without the shades and hat or just without the hat.
@@kryptic8222 I would just kill to hear Crispin Freeman's take on the "fuck the fear turkey" speech.
Never have I felt more happy to read a comment section, than seeing all these Hellsing Abridged quotes
Ah yes, the crimson fucker dlc we've been asking for
Bro got that 24/7 Joker grin 💀
My man looking ridiculous with that eternal grin on his face
THE RED SPY HAS BREACHED OUR INTELLIGENCE
If they had a voice pack for the Hellsing Abridged Alucard I’d spend all of my money on it
“And before you ask, YES!!! THIS IS A JOJO REFERENCE!!!”
Need to add abridged line. “Nailed it like the fucking romans.”
Fun fact: If they used the Japanese voice actor this will be the closest thing to see Neco Arc Chaos and Sol Badguy in a shooter game.