I genuinely had to look up someone else showing the intro cinematic because I did not believe the "we must project the children at all costs" was real. I thought Dunkey added in a voice 🤣🤣
@@caP1taL1smYes, because making fun of something requires surgical precision. If you make a single typo, you’re basically disqualified for the very serious task of a professional comedian.
SAME! It sounds near exactly like when he adds a comment to show what the characters are doing/thinking (and even sounded almost exactly the same when dunkey did an impression of it)
That's because Amazon knows what we want. We wanna 80 dollar qte game. Total of SIX button presses???!!! What is this, dark souls super hard version??? Scary game!!! 2 hard 4 me. I like 2 button games. Off/on. ❤❤❤❤❤ Amaz9n u r soooo gr8 ❤❤❤❤🎉🎉🎉 congrats on the best game everrrr@@FreezerKing
So let me get this straight… I’m somewhere that’s not what I’d call earth… I’m seeing FREAKING Lich king… I’m turning into a lion… yeah okay… that’s just something I do now. I do magic, kill jacked up beasts… I’ll probably fly next…
I was hoping the Easy Face Maker would work, and 2 years from now we'd learn that it was just thousands of foreign workers in some office space creating a character based on the picture you uploaded
@@samuellund1377 The 'Oh no!' took me out, and the man protecting children finished me off. It was such a comical sequence of events. I like how all of the voicelines sound like they're being spoken directly into your ear without any interference, too. Like despite the raging pillaging going on around us, I can hear the dude sprinting through bombs and flames as if he's micing into my head phones through a voice call.
It's not like fetch quests or grind are bad per se but if you are making game with narrative, voice acting, story, just make a fucking theme park, not a grinder. Why mix it up? Also, if you want to keep immersion, don't make NPC say this shit in way it was said. Just tell players what you need or what you need it for. Let them look for it or figure it out. But that also would require design to worked around it.
I know the western audience sees the amazon logo first but the actual developers NC is a very notorious group in Korea… They basically have the bad reputation of Ubisoft and EA combined amongst gamers
@@galliman123not just as, but worst than Nexon, NC is the pioneer of all the P2W model that infested in korean MMO games, and infamous for buying existing game IPs turning them into same MMO RPG they made in 98s to shove their BM.
Gameplay loop: Dialog > Move > Dialog > Combat > Cutscene > Back to quest start area > Dialog > (Combat) > Cutscene 4/10 Graphics: 8/10 Soundtrack: 7/10 Story: 10/10 (judged by the amount of interruptions... erhm, I mean, unskippable cutscenes and dialog) Final verdict: "This game is a solid 7." - IGN, probably.
@@UKRobsdoesnt make it any better. Nor is this statement entirely true. A majority have them. Some have tried to at least make them unecessary for leveling
@@neon_horizon4097clearly u havent played ffxiv if u gonna complain about this games fetch quests, at least u get to fight while ffxiv entire quest mechanic is pure fetch quests
Every mmo has the incredible range to go from battling an evil sorcerer that will end the world and immediately after tell the player to pick flowers. Incredible story dynamic and range of gameplay can't be found in games like elders ring
Its Incredible Dynamic of story. Doesnt really translate to Incredible Story. Then again, we have game like Skyrim, Cyberpunk, Baldur Gate. What you want doesnt really need to be an MMO. MMO is there for human interaction even in tiny bit of level like Leaderboard, anything other than that doesnt really need to be in MMO.
@@michaelbuto305 Black Desert online honestly does it well but the main drawback is the level of grind can still kill the pacing and intensity of the story a bit
That's because it is. It's mobile game cookie cutter trash designed to exploit morons out of lots of money. Sadly, people pay, so we get more and more trash.
@@matthewgoodman434 Hybrid game. Gotta survive the conditions while under the watchful eyes of dreaded managers that have installed cameras every 5 meters.
Honestly I think when done right it can be very immersive and have that humble beginnings feel. But as someone who’s now played this game, it is not that.
@georgewashington7533 if you'd like a challenging old school in development game, I'd recommend Pantheon. It looks better and plays better than in videos
@@B1u35ky This comment section is full of clueless casuals its insane.. -Yes a massive mmo has issues on day one release, who would have guessed? -Its pay2win? Not really when you can generate lot of paid currency easily by just playing. -It has fps issues in the menu? My brother its shader compilation.. -Biometric thing is useless and doesnt even work anyway so who cares. Those people stopped playing games after 2015
@@B1u35ky not sure I understand this comment but guild wars 2, you also get to be with them all during a world boss *overflowing players into identical new maps during an influx to reduce lag has been an industry staple for 10 years now at least, if the game is keeping people in one map despite lag it’s a bad mmo
@@B1u35ky agreed, looking into it further theyre both made by ncsoft which is an ass company, but makes the map issues more confusing since they literally have already made games that handle map overflow alright lol *don’t understand the lag comments tho, i don’t particularly like gw2 but I’ve never had issues running it on the dozen or so machines I’ve had it installed on and none of them have had good hardware
The server disconnect error at 7:29 is beautifully timed, assuming it isn't just editing magic and the game actually did shit itself at that point during the overblown cutscene. It's like being on It's a Small World, only to get 3/4ths of the way through the ride and then have everything burst into flames all of a sudden, AKA 10 times more entertaining than if it just worked right.
It's kinda wild seeing this level of graphical polish put into something that looks this bereft of any sense of purpose or intentionality. Just glorious polygons piled up into a phantom that resists having the slightest hint of identity at every turn. Unintentionally poetic
Okay, I get being an idiot online is super funny when you're 15 and all, I was there. But it DID get me curious, tho: What about the comment got you people so mad? Did you actually play and like the game? Did you get scared because I used too many spooky words? Is it just a fight or flight response because the background to my user pic is pink? Because I just don't get it. All I said is "dang, a shame this game looks so good and yet so boring, what a waste" and really cannot understand what part of that is inflammatory enough to get some kids' jimmies rustled enough that they have to come shout "well, yeah, I guess you're fat, lol". I understand the stupid part, sure, but not the impetus (Also, no, sorry. You did not find the secret youtube account of the Emperor of Mankind, he is not real)
@@tyrone687 I do get the whole "that sentence had too many syllables, apologise" sort of deal. It's the whole spooky words thing. Just amused because comments don't get more lukewarm than this one, lol
Children died all the time in the medieval and renaissance eras, so people didn't even think that way. It would be more like "Protect the virgin women at all costs!"
@@luckylarry423 Yeah, people seem to forget what a recent social development it is to value children more than adults. For virtually all of human history people didn't think twice about smothering inconvenient newborns with pillows, or dropping off their kids in the woods if times got tough.
My sources are telling me that Aran Tal is in this. After his wife and son are tragically killed in a slapping altercation, he joins forces with you to exact revenge on Will Smith.
0:41 this will always be annoying to me. Archers weren’t ordered to “fire” it was “loose”. Because you let the arrows loose. Fire became a thing when guns and cannons were introduced because you used fire. This isn’t complicated, yet games, shows, and movies just can’t seem to grasp it.
I also like that each archer wears full plate and has a bathtub full of burning stuff next to them to light their cinematic fire arrows. You couldn't have used just a smoldering wick or a few coals, no, gotta be a full tub at least.
@@jadedkitty728 You don't 'fire' fireballs either. You throw them. Like you just said. You 'fire' a gun because you used to hold literally a fire to the wick to activate the powder and shoot the projectile.
@@Knuspabrot Given that we don't live in a world where magical fireballs exist to "throw", or magic, or whatever, I think it reasonable that we don't know how that would etymologically change things for a fantasy world. And this fantasy world has soooo mucch depth, I am sure they have a good reason for their grammar semantics :D
You already know that they put 75% of the budget in the intro. They even put some sort of trailer in the game. I guess they really want you to know how cool the game you're playing is.
@@TriHard7 RuneScape has slayer which is the equivalent to the "go kill X amount of people" - I've played this to lvl 25 and I'd say the quests have been more interesting than the newest wow expansion. I also am enjoying lots of the QoL stuff they've brought in from a bunch of games.. you need X reagent to make that sword? Not only does it tell you where to get it, it will tag the mobs for you. You can Back FFS, like in league of legends lol
its like they took Forespoken game and transplanted into this, what it feels like to play Frey, its like the feeling of feeling like Forespoken is always being felt
And that is how the dinosaurs really went extinct...we put a person at the entrance of the village to hand out prizes for killing them. (every mmo is this way) Don't you love being a poacher exterminating species!
I think the thing that makes the Tense Battle Against The Lich King the funniest is that, every time he hits you by whipping around a sword the length of your body and slamming it directly into your head, which does not snap back the amount you'd get from being hit by an I-beam but still clearly shuffles the vertebrae with each strike... it's accompanied by a very underwhelming and muted "thwonk" sound. When you start hitting back, it makes the Cool Swordplay Sounds. But as long as you're just standing there getting whaled on like someone's trying to hit a golf ball glued to the tee, it's just *whump, thwack, thump, bonk.* I know this game exists because of a startling lack of awareness of much of anything by the publisher. But I really gotta hope that the people who actually worked on it took any opportunity they could to take the piss. I hope that deciding that a towering death knight whapping the shit out of you with 800 pounds of iron would make, basically, a soft "pap" sound, was the highlight of some coder's week. Also, as someone who is preset to always like big flying whales, the fact that the industry has figured out my weak point really bothers me. Everything that came before it and I still also went "wooooh the whaaaale." Cheap trick, Fivespoken.
RIGHT? They somehow made a flying whale not feel special. Subnautica's reefbacks or those space whales from Treasure Planet made every hair on my body tingle. This thing made me actually feel emptiness.
@@bunkerdenelectrix To be fair, “whale, but Up, with extra fins and some stuff growing on it” isn’t an exclusive idea. Nor should it be. Whale Higher Than Whales Usually Are is awesome. Just… DO something with it! Fuck’s sake, I can Rachel Animorphs into eagle form, let me land on the whale and walk around! Something!
@kalimaude3532 you can, there's mining nodes and a side quests tied to the whales back even some endgame resources im.pretty sure. It's funny cuz the game will tell you when the whale is arriving so like 50 people will line up at the top of this one tower to land on it
I love how stupid some people can be that can't even understand what's the difference from publishing a game and developing it, you really think a western big company would have sexy/good looking chars in their games? like use ur brain for a second
THe irony in the fact the floating sock puppets (there are many you can collect) literally will say shit like that in their gibberish language with a subtitle
With the cash shop, you can protect the children at a variety of costs
underrated comment
Protect 1 child: $1.99
Protect 4 children: $4.99
Protect 10 children: $10.99 (Best Value!)
Protect all children: $24.99/month
@@GonkD-o7l
Sell 1 child: 3.99
Sell 4 children: 19.99
Sell 10 children: 49.99
Sell all children: exclusive trade deals and tax benefits
Ur bugging if the most expensive thing isn't the best value 🤑@@GonkD-o7l
@@GonkD-o7l this is the true underrated comment
dunkey showed more forespoken gameplay in this video than the actual forspoken video
Beat me to it lol
Forespkin
Dumkey
whats crazy is forespoken ain't even bad, especially after this year
No, no it’s still pretty bad
I genuinely had to look up someone else showing the intro cinematic because I did not believe the "we must project the children at all costs" was real. I thought Dunkey added in a voice 🤣🤣
Same 😂
"protect" if you're gonna make fun of it at least get it right
@@caP1taL1smYes, because making fun of something requires surgical precision.
If you make a single typo, you’re basically disqualified for the very serious task of a professional comedian.
@@caP1taL1smhe projec
he protecc
but most importantly
uhhhhhhh
idk dudd get outside
SAME! It sounds near exactly like when he adds a comment to show what the characters are doing/thinking (and even sounded almost exactly the same when dunkey did an impression of it)
u know it's AAAA because playing it makes u go "aaaa"
Hi internetshaquille
Unexpected crossover
Let him cook. Ha! Get it?
Whoa its the guy that got me into frying chickpeas
Same people that made AAAA Real Monsters! 👾
that orc guy should’ve protected his eye at all cost
The player isn't even allowed to deal the final blow, it's just a cutscene, very satisfying!!
@@FreezerKing That's Knack for you!
That's because Amazon knows what we want. We wanna 80 dollar qte game. Total of SIX button presses???!!! What is this, dark souls super hard version??? Scary game!!! 2 hard 4 me. I like 2 button games. Off/on. ❤❤❤❤❤ Amaz9n u r soooo gr8 ❤❤❤❤🎉🎉🎉 congrats on the best game everrrr@@FreezerKing
isn't everybody weakness to get stab in the eye?
You know it's his weakness because it's the only part of him that's glowing.
It's crazy how far AI videos have gotten, I actually believed this was a real game for a good few minutes.
forsen
nahhhhh ain't no way there's bajs in the chat fr fr ☠
@@whoamitalkingto9593 brainrot
its real. tf. And it sucks
I can't wait to protect the children at all costs.
words spoken by every priest
gee, i sure hope that's not a dog whistle issue or something! haha~
Please stay away from children lol
@@Missekasse visually? yeah, looks good. everything else? nah, not in the rambling mood right now
I can't wait to kill chaos.
Amazon’s least obvious biometric data farm
Play data farm. Get a free game!
I used Henry cavil from the Witcher as mine and liked the feature
this upvote counter tho..
Very surprised there weren't eye trackers in the quest 3 S
A biometric data farm is a great video game idea
You know its a AAAA game because you have to press A at least four times when clicking a button.
When he said "we must protect the children at all costs" I thought that was dunkey the first time too lmao AAAA voice acting
"My arm hurts when I run" made me laugh out loud
wait... it wasnt?!
@@CrizzyEyes To be fair........... If I had a broken arm, it would hurt too if I ran. lmao
@@akanuwolf It was just the delivery of it
Glad I'm not the only one
This game makes more sense when you learn that it was first announced in *2011*
More laughable that some people are saying this is gonna kill Lost Ark. For all its problems, the combat isn't even remotely comparable.
This is the first Cyberpunk-type game
That explains why it feels like the* cutscenes and dialogue copy movie tropes of the late 00's and early 10's
@@KyokujiFGCLost Ark killed itself
2 mid games, one worse than the other
Very symbolic to end a video about a quadruple-A MMORPG on "collect boar tusks" quest
So let me get this straight… I’m somewhere that’s not what I’d call earth… I’m seeing FREAKING Lich king… I’m turning into a lion… yeah okay… that’s just something I do now. I do magic, kill jacked up beasts… I’ll probably fly next…
Okay, THAT just happened.
this might be what happened i skipped all the dialogue.
edit: yeah i also quit after the first fetch quest
I think you are in Narnia.
ughh ... The evil lady is right behind me, isn't she?
So we're some kind of throne and liberty?
No way they made those mobile ads into an actual game!
Dayum roasted
It's called last war
is this raid shadown legends?
@@wizardmoneyIt’s going viral
@@wizardmoneyAnd the devs made it because the fake game in the ads was going Viral
I was hoping the Easy Face Maker would work, and 2 years from now we'd learn that it was just thousands of foreign workers in some office space creating a character based on the picture you uploaded
The first Bezos-type
More like Bozo-type amiright amiright?
@@SINCELEME Ya beat me to it
Definitely not the first "we sell your data type game". No points for originality.
@@SINCELEMESpaghetti and meatballs
game?
You know it's an Amazon game because they will steal your face using the character creator. Truly the pinnacle of modern gaming.
and it will fail. they can't even steal our data well
Steal? Come on now 😂
@@Brimfarm Who knows what they'll do with that data tbh
@@Camustang fair, I misunderstood the comment tbh lol
"Oh no ! The feature doesn't work. I guess you didn't have to agree to giving us your biometrics after all. Unlucky."
The debate is finally settled. Big laser > two lasers
Literally never heard of this. That's how you know it's an AAAAA game! The first warehouse-type game too!
Isn't this their second mmo? Didn't they make New World?
to be fair it had 350k concurrent players yesterday.
@@comickid89No, Amazon only published the game in the west.
NCSoft developed the game.
It is USDA certified Prime.
@@comickid89 I think amazon only published this, original devs are south korean and amazon just helped bring it to the west ( I think)
Dad dies
Stranger dude sees and picks me up
"Must protect the children at all costsssssss..."
AAAA
*Sees father get skewered*
"Oh no!"
@@samuellund1377 Our father!
He's broken!
@@BlkDragonianDon't worry, we take care of all the defects, and you'll have a new father really soon
@@samuellund1377 The 'Oh no!' took me out, and the man protecting children finished me off.
It was such a comical sequence of events.
I like how all of the voicelines sound like they're being spoken directly into your ear without any interference, too. Like despite the raging pillaging going on around us, I can hear the dude sprinting through bombs and flames as if he's micing into my head phones through a voice call.
7:41 MMO gamers are so down bad that they will still eat this slop up in 2024.
It's not like fetch quests or grind are bad per se but if you are making game with narrative, voice acting, story, just make a fucking theme park, not a grinder. Why mix it up? Also, if you want to keep immersion, don't make NPC say this shit in way it was said. Just tell players what you need or what you need it for. Let them look for it or figure it out. But that also would require design to worked around it.
I know the western audience sees the amazon logo first but the actual developers NC is a very notorious group in Korea…
They basically have the bad reputation of Ubisoft and EA combined amongst gamers
As bad as Nexon?😅
Ahhh, that makes a lot more sense. I saw this video and was wondering how Amazon managed to make their new game look just like a generic Korean MMO. 😂
@@galliman123not just as, but worst than Nexon, NC is the pioneer of all the P2W model that infested in korean MMO games, and infamous for buying existing game IPs turning them into same MMO RPG they made in 98s to shove their BM.
i was surprised anyone cared at all , this is after all amazon's second MMO and the first one nobody talks about today
@@weirdman1737 Koreans love pay2win tho. And supposedly this game failed in korea for being not enough pay2win
One of my favorite Dunkey bits is "oh they got [NAME] in this?" Gets me every time.
Yohann Builth?
Mario brothers??
Psycho Mantis?
"Is Will Smith in this game?" (Yes, he's in the game btw.)
Winston
This seems like one of those games thats 98% only fetch quests
Gameplay loop:
Dialog > Move > Dialog > Combat > Cutscene > Back to quest start area > Dialog > (Combat) > Cutscene 4/10
Graphics: 8/10
Soundtrack: 7/10
Story: 10/10 (judged by the amount of interruptions... erhm, I mean, unskippable cutscenes and dialog)
Final verdict:
"This game is a solid 7." - IGN, probably.
not really the dungeons are actually engaging and pretty fun while pvp is kind of fun especially for a FTP MMO.
@@JT-yl9yt yeah i dont even know what game this is so my impression is pretty short sighted
@@draftgood3980so you just described latest 2 God of War games
lol, you couldnt be more wrong!
“Oh no, the game is starting“, a line that works for countless situations
Spaghetti
dunkey in a Saw movie
> Dunkey selects Epic graphics
> Menu starts visibly stuttering.
compiling shaders
Shaders doing the shader thing
Everyone knows that a lower FPS is more cinematic. That's why your framerate drops when you make the graphics epic.
@@EmperorSigismundHumans can't see above 24fps as everyone knows, play at 12fps for peak cinematic mode
once the shaders are done it goes back to normal
6:09 change your smoke detector battery
Damn, nice catch
Damn, nice catch
At first I was skeptical of its AAAA quality but then I heard Yann Junath is in this
yung junath is so hot right now
Yojimbo?
Juan Judith is in this? What a guy!
I cant believe they convinced Young Judas to play in this game.
The “disconnected from server” after the epic 30 second cinematic of the game world made me choke on my food xD
RIP in pieces friend
i laughed my ass off too, because the same fuckin thing happened to me when i played it xD
Can't wait for Sixspoken, where the writing team moves on from using the one single marvel movie that frankie saw a couple years ago as inspiration.
You know its a AAAA game when you have to do fetch quests at the start of the game. 7:50
I mean it's an MMO, they have those they ALL... have those at the start.
@@UKRobs yeah but the way they presented that was as uninteresting as it could possible be
Tell me you never played a mmorpg without telling me you never played a mmorpg
@@UKRobsdoesnt make it any better. Nor is this statement entirely true. A majority have them. Some have tried to at least make them unecessary for leveling
@@neon_horizon4097clearly u havent played ffxiv if u gonna complain about this games fetch quests, at least u get to fight while ffxiv entire quest mechanic is pure fetch quests
0:49 this unironically sounds like Dunkey doing his comedic tough guy voice.
I actually thought it was him at first!! lmao
6:03 lmao yeah
@@trevorn2969 That was his comedic tough guy voice though... right?
@TheVnator yes and it sounds just like the dude at 0:49
Ikr?
I loved the juxtaposition of the tack 'Joy' from Persona 3 at the end of the video.
Every mmo has the incredible range to go from battling an evil sorcerer that will end the world and immediately after tell the player to pick flowers. Incredible story dynamic and range of gameplay can't be found in games like elders ring
Commenting so more people see this
Its Incredible Dynamic of story. Doesnt really translate to Incredible Story. Then again, we have game like Skyrim, Cyberpunk, Baldur Gate. What you want doesnt really need to be an MMO.
MMO is there for human interaction even in tiny bit of level like Leaderboard, anything other than that doesnt really need to be in MMO.
@@michaelbuto305 Black Desert online honestly does it well but the main drawback is the level of grind can still kill the pacing and intensity of the story a bit
@@michaelbuto305 cyberpunk has the same level of polish as this forspoken mmo
@@pogisdog tbh I've never seen anyone who reads BDO's quests and knows its story
I'm gonna be honest with you, every ad I've seen for this game made me think it was something like Raid Shadow Legends.
Todays sponsor
Agree
It plays like a mobile game, that's for sure. The combat is lackluster and the controls are tedious. It's a 4/10 at best imo.
Savage.
Tho I also gotta be honest. I listen to a lot of game news all the time. I never heard of this game until just now 😅
That's because it is. It's mobile game cookie cutter trash designed to exploit morons out of lots of money. Sadly, people pay, so we get more and more trash.
Not sure how Amazon thought this level of localisation would be acceptable post-Yakuza (which since Y0 set a new standard for the industry).
This looks like one of those Korean MMOs that gets released every other week. All the dialogue sounds like it was (poorly) translated too.
You are correct! This was developed by NC, a Korean studio, Amazon just published it.
My excellency
Been playing it with my mates for a few days, haven't spent a cent on it and we're having fun
AI dialogues no voice actors
Korean MMO might as well translate to cash vampire slop.
Maybe Amazon should make the next Death Stranding since they are so good at delivering packages
bingo
horror game where you work in an amazon warehouse
@@N1RV.Ann-A that would be more of a survival game I think
@@matthewgoodman434 Hybrid game. Gotta survive the conditions while under the watchful eyes of dreaded managers that have installed cameras every 5 meters.
@@FlamingNinjaBoi Gotta manage your pee metre. You wouldn't want to get caught going to the toilet too often.
6:08 fr tho, it went from ultra-modded skyrim to "just installed my first texture pack."
I always love quests that ask you to pick berries, flowers and various knick knacks. They're just so engaging!
Lol😂
Honestly I think when done right it can be very immersive and have that humble beginnings feel. But as someone who’s now played this game, it is not that.
@georgewashington7533 if you'd like a challenging old school in development game, I'd recommend Pantheon. It looks better and plays better than in videos
Running makes my arm hurt too.
I know hurt
@@AlbertAlbertB. I would too if my name was “Albert Albert”
Thats odd, running makes my arm feel completely numb.
I've been running my computer all day, and my arms feel fine.
@@JT-mt6ku Then stop running in the Lincoln Park. Problem solved.
At 0:49 I genuinely thought that Dunkey was doing an ironic voiceover at first...
As soon as Dunkey said "give me epic quality" The quality on the video dropped to 144 and I thought he was funnier than he actually is
He is. You know when people say "it is what it is" well Dunkey is the only one who isn't. He's more.
144p IS pretty epic imo
@@Nhblubird 144 is pretty epic, 144 epics to be exact
Jokes on you, Dunkey is actually funnier than he actually is funny.
You know it's a AAAA game when the title screen has framerate issues
Yes you can only play with 500 people in the same area without lag. What other game does this?
@@B1u35ky This comment section is full of clueless casuals its insane..
-Yes a massive mmo has issues on day one release, who would have guessed?
-Its pay2win? Not really when you can generate lot of paid currency easily by just playing.
-It has fps issues in the menu? My brother its shader compilation..
-Biometric thing is useless and doesnt even work anyway so who cares.
Those people stopped playing games after 2015
@@B1u35ky not sure I understand this comment but guild wars 2, you also get to be with them all during a world boss
*overflowing players into identical new maps during an influx to reduce lag has been an industry staple for 10 years now at least, if the game is keeping people in one map despite lag it’s a bad mmo
@@BrightJuni gw2 is laggy as hell it’s not optimized. This game you can do it without major framerate issues
@@B1u35ky agreed, looking into it further theyre both made by ncsoft which is an ass company, but makes the map issues more confusing since they literally have already made games that handle map overflow alright lol
*don’t understand the lag comments tho, i don’t particularly like gw2 but I’ve never had issues running it on the dozen or so machines I’ve had it installed on and none of them have had good hardware
The server disconnect error at 7:29 is beautifully timed, assuming it isn't just editing magic and the game actually did shit itself at that point during the overblown cutscene. It's like being on It's a Small World, only to get 3/4ths of the way through the ride and then have everything burst into flames all of a sudden, AKA 10 times more entertaining than if it just worked right.
There is more footage of Forespoken in this video than in the actual Forespoken review video. Classic game, haven't played it yet
I couldn't tell which was which
Worrh getting in future when its like 85% off? I think it was 75% off last steam sals
@@ziljin What forespken? It's not even worth downloading.
@@ziljinThrone and Liberty is Free to Play, if you're talking about forspoken, the game is cool except for the protagonist, the protagonist is awful.
@dezdanna9297 yes forspoken. Im square enix fanboy snd love rogs. Going to play all the final fantasy games first though
this game gets really good once you unlock the piss-in-bottle mechanic
Pee ton.
Snipin's a good job, mate
I liked the part where they had opposing lasers but the one lady had a bigger laser. I think more games should do that
It's kinda wild seeing this level of graphical polish put into something that looks this bereft of any sense of purpose or intentionality. Just glorious polygons piled up into a phantom that resists having the slightest hint of identity at every turn. Unintentionally poetic
How much do you weigh?
Artists' efforts are truly wasted on this mediocrity. The game looks great, especially considering it's an MMO.
the guy who wrote this comment is welded to a desk chair and is hooked up to machines to live
Okay, I get being an idiot online is super funny when you're 15 and all, I was there.
But it DID get me curious, tho: What about the comment got you people so mad? Did you actually play and like the game? Did you get scared because I used too many spooky words? Is it just a fight or flight response because the background to my user pic is pink?
Because I just don't get it. All I said is "dang, a shame this game looks so good and yet so boring, what a waste" and really cannot understand what part of that is inflammatory enough to get some kids' jimmies rustled enough that they have to come shout "well, yeah, I guess you're fat, lol". I understand the stupid part, sure, but not the impetus
(Also, no, sorry. You did not find the secret youtube account of the Emperor of Mankind, he is not real)
@@tyrone687 I do get the whole "that sentence had too many syllables, apologise" sort of deal. It's the whole spooky words thing. Just amused because comments don't get more lukewarm than this one, lol
“We must protect the children at all costs” I literally spit my water out laughing lol
I literally thought it was a Donkey impression until he started laughing
Legit thought dunkey was doing a voice over making fun of it.
i had to do a double take that i wasn't watching oneyplays
Children died all the time in the medieval and renaissance eras, so people didn't even think that way. It would be more like "Protect the virgin women at all costs!"
@@luckylarry423 Yeah, people seem to forget what a recent social development it is to value children more than adults. For virtually all of human history people didn't think twice about smothering inconvenient newborns with pillows, or dropping off their kids in the woods if times got tough.
My sources are telling me that Aran Tal is in this. After his wife and son are tragically killed in a slapping altercation, he joins forces with you to exact revenge on Will Smith.
this is a game that a background character would be playing in a movie
Well, it would be if Juan Yewleaf wasn’t in this with the magic pecan
this is a game that a background character would be watching TV where a background character in that is playing it
I like how the very first thing you do in the tutorial is fight multiple Saurons
lmfao yeah - it downgrades them so much in the player’s eyes, it’s so stupid
Sauron after his ring was destroyed
this thing is literally Rings of Power: The Video Game
Wow what next? What do I do after this tutorial?
Yep it's picking flowers
0:41 this will always be annoying to me. Archers weren’t ordered to “fire” it was “loose”. Because you let the arrows loose. Fire became a thing when guns and cannons were introduced because you used fire.
This isn’t complicated, yet games, shows, and movies just can’t seem to grasp it.
I also like that each archer wears full plate and has a bathtub full of burning stuff next to them to light their cinematic fire arrows. You couldn't have used just a smoldering wick or a few coals, no, gotta be a full tub at least.
no they said fire because they had flaming arrows :)
nahhh they said "fire" cuz they had fireballs to shoot before they had arrows.
@@jadedkitty728 You don't 'fire' fireballs either. You throw them. Like you just said. You 'fire' a gun because you used to hold literally a fire to the wick to activate the powder and shoot the projectile.
@@Knuspabrot Given that we don't live in a world where magical fireballs exist to "throw", or magic, or whatever, I think it reasonable that we don't know how that would etymologically change things for a fantasy world. And this fantasy world has soooo mucch depth, I am sure they have a good reason for their grammar semantics :D
The character creator was trying to protect you. It’s sacrifice will not be forgotten.
1:16 how convenient that we can now also sell our soul to Amazon in-game
you're selling it to NC SOFT tho, amazon is just hosting servers in EU/NA regions. It's a 100% NC SOFT game, made and owned completely by them.
@@arnaudmuller8304 And yet the biometric EULA specifically says your face is going to Amazon
this is so korean mmo coded with how the gameplay and characters looked tho.. surprised it's not from nexon
6:09 "I feel like all the money is about to leave this game right now" the beeeeest
3:36 Not sure what Dunky is talking about. Whale Smith is right there.
Just remember to steer clear of those mighty flippers - hey really pack a whallop
7:45 the classic farming quests from WoW at Crossroads (collect raptor hearts, lion hearts, and eagle fangs).
I learned something from this game.
One big laser > two lasers
In these materialistic times, this game really reminds us of what it means to be from the Brazilian jungle
It's a game that really allows you feel like youre a sweeping wide shot.
Really glad that a lot of these recent mmos are still stuck in the past in terms of how they're designed but hey, atleast the graphics are prettier.
7:26 I was about to say, that music sounded so John Williams-like lol
Except michael giaccinoified and by that i mean it comes off as corny for whatever reason
0:18 one of the classic references of all time
crazy how everyone says based today but have no idea where it's from
TYBG
@@waqarwasif9073it's a refence to chemistry, where acids are not very based.
TYBG
“A laser? Why don’t you have a laser, Woody?”
You already know that they put 75% of the budget in the intro.
They even put some sort of trailer in the game. I guess they really want you to know how cool the game you're playing is.
actually like 60% then 30 percent went into the dwarf musical scene lol
'Collect X, Y, and Z'
"and with that, I'm out."
It's an mmo, it's just a quest, you can do whatever quests u want, or go farm mobs for xp instead. FF14 and WoW so the same things.
It’s crazy devs still haven’t found a way to make different and unique quests like runescape.
@@TriHard7 RS sucks. Made me hate the entire MMORPG genre.
@ezzili The mmo genre is the only one that haven’t evolved since the 90s.
@@TriHard7 RuneScape has slayer which is the equivalent to the "go kill X amount of people" - I've played this to lvl 25 and I'd say the quests have been more interesting than the newest wow expansion. I also am enjoying lots of the QoL stuff they've brought in from a bunch of games.. you need X reagent to make that sword? Not only does it tell you where to get it, it will tag the mobs for you. You can Back FFS, like in league of legends lol
This feels like a fever dream of 6 different C list games
Hearing the P3 soundtrack for the outro caught me off guard
Oh, I thought that was just the Acerola song
@@EcksterAcerola is a persona enjoyer, the song is Joy from the P3/P3R soundtrack
most exciting part of the video, now i’m looking forward to a dunkey P3R video
I didn’t think he even played any of them.
@@secIudeIn one of his "Dunkey's best of (year)" he mentions Persona 5 I think
Don’t know how Korean games can have so many good ideas and beautiful characters/worlds, and yet are such soulless products at the same time.
It is the product of a culture that values hard work over everything else, and that includes quality and purpose.
Spend some time in Korea and you'll understand.
Probably the same reason big western titles push graphical fidelity but don't do anything interesting, corporate risk aversion.
Korean society in a nutshell.
They love slop like this over there.
its like they took Forespoken game and transplanted into this, what it feels like to play Frey, its like the feeling of feeling like Forespoken is always being felt
Persona 3 ost jumpscare at the end 🗿🍷
C'mon Dunk, release the P3R bideo. I know you have it.
A pleasant jumpscare. It really makes you forget the horror you saw during the prior 8 minutes.
I knew that it's from a game, but my actual first thought was "Oh! It's the music from Acerola videos." Haha.
I always wanted the Jurassic Park MMO!
Getting to see extinct species like Concordosaur or Ubisophteryx flop around a lake every day.
And that is how the dinosaurs really went extinct...we put a person at the entrance of the village to hand out prizes for killing them. (every mmo is this way) Don't you love being a poacher exterminating species!
Just wait until Amazon gets into strand type games
The Persona 3 outro is solid. I'm grooving all the way to the last second with this one!
I respect a dev that brings all the bots from the prequel
What kind of weakness is "the eye?" Everything is weak to hits in the eyes. I am weak to hits in the eyes.
the editing in that 'hype camera travelling' -> 'disconnected from server' was gold
I think the thing that makes the Tense Battle Against The Lich King the funniest is that, every time he hits you by whipping around a sword the length of your body and slamming it directly into your head, which does not snap back the amount you'd get from being hit by an I-beam but still clearly shuffles the vertebrae with each strike... it's accompanied by a very underwhelming and muted "thwonk" sound. When you start hitting back, it makes the Cool Swordplay Sounds. But as long as you're just standing there getting whaled on like someone's trying to hit a golf ball glued to the tee, it's just *whump, thwack, thump, bonk.*
I know this game exists because of a startling lack of awareness of much of anything by the publisher. But I really gotta hope that the people who actually worked on it took any opportunity they could to take the piss. I hope that deciding that a towering death knight whapping the shit out of you with 800 pounds of iron would make, basically, a soft "pap" sound, was the highlight of some coder's week.
Also, as someone who is preset to always like big flying whales, the fact that the industry has figured out my weak point really bothers me. Everything that came before it and I still also went "wooooh the whaaaale." Cheap trick, Fivespoken.
RIGHT? They somehow made a flying whale not feel special. Subnautica's reefbacks or those space whales from Treasure Planet made every hair on my body tingle. This thing made me actually feel emptiness.
They literally just stole the whale from devil May cry 3 and put trees on it
@@bunkerdenelectrix To be fair, “whale, but Up, with extra fins and some stuff growing on it” isn’t an exclusive idea. Nor should it be. Whale Higher Than Whales Usually Are is awesome.
Just… DO something with it! Fuck’s sake, I can Rachel Animorphs into eagle form, let me land on the whale and walk around! Something!
The joke is that every MMO developer is also looking for whales, but usually of the land/financial element.
@kalimaude3532 you can, there's mining nodes and a side quests tied to the whales back even some endgame resources im.pretty sure. It's funny cuz the game will tell you when the whale is arriving so like 50 people will line up at the top of this one tower to land on it
"running makes my arm hurt"
"then use your legs"
I love how amazon games knows to prioritize cutscenes rather than gameplay. Its what gamers want
Especially when you're dealing with the first 15 minutes of a game that has hundreds of hours of content that isn't cutscenes.
amazon didn't make the game
I love how stupid some people can be that can't even understand what's the difference from publishing a game and developing it, you really think a western big company would have sexy/good looking chars in their games? like use ur brain for a second
@@minbari73 grinding isn't content but yeah
I mean in a mmorpg that has thousands of hours of content the cut scenes are minimal. It’s a good game
I googled Fivespoken thinking it was the actual name of the game
First timer huh?
Sixspoken is when everything will come full circle
Sevenspoken just dropped
I'm over here beta testing Ninespoken.
I did that with The Last of Them!
"Just...work."
-Todd Howard trying to get past the first menu in Throne and Liberty
2:21 that’s it folks, we defeated Sauron
Sixspoken: somehow Sauron returned
Tell me why I was waiting to hear, "GOT A RARE DOO-DAH RIGHT HERE!!"
THe irony in the fact the floating sock puppets (there are many you can collect) literally will say shit like that in their gibberish language with a subtitle
Not the Lanz slander 😭
God I hate xenoblade chronicles. Who writes that shit?
@@nix2939the xenomorph from alien isolation
@@nix2939 better question is who buys that shit. i'd literally get dumber if I listened to that dialogue for 80hrs
Ah yes, the game about John Liberty looking for his Throne
4:17 "The PECAN?" *shows bowl of walnuts*
Definitely gonna stop listening to dunkey after this one.
Lazy research.
It's so amazing how privileged we are to be playing a AAAAAAAAA game
This is the predecessor to what will eventually become the first "A x 10¹⁷-type" game
I keep thinking about "we must protect the children at all costs" and it is fucking me up every time 😂
The "Q" in QTE stands for "Press Q"
The nicest thing I can say, is there was some effort put into this. But yeah, that ending sums it all up.
"I flew into the tree with the magic smurf baby" sounds like a yung lean lyric
Did Amazon see the video game industry destroying itself and think, "We can do that..."?
LOL
Yes, but good thing, Throne and Liberty is not WOKE trash like American made games... LMAO... so it won't go broke.
@@hmg5y39but it's Asian p2w trash tho
@@ТАДАМ-ю4ж It is, but it's not woke, so it won't go broke.
@@hmg5y39 true, but still unplayable for gaming enjoyers
The first "running makes my arm hurt" type game
If everything is grandiose, nothing is grand.
5:09 Joffrey Potter
Whoa, y'know that's not a bad intro to set up the first time playing a MMOR-
*Disconnected From Server*
😂🤣🤣
The cutscenes are scenery are genuinely kinda cool at parts
The outro feels like the post credits scene of a Marvel movie (except he isnt going to play Persona 3)