Mark Zuckerberg: Jiu Jitsu is the BEST Sport
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- Опубликовано: 30 авг 2022
- #jiujitsu #markzuckerberg #bjj
Mark Zuckerberg has been training Jiu Jitsu under Prof. Dave Camarillo's Guerrilla Jiu Jitsu Academy for a year and considers Jiu jitsu as the best sport he has ever tried.
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imagine you come to your regular BJJ class one night and Mark Zuckerberg comes up and asks if you wanna roll lmao
And he just goes dirty and woops the shit out of everybody and walks away saying u cant see me
And then he bans you on fb, ig, and WhatsApp for wrist locking him
No way. Garuntee you he only does privates. People in a normal class would be hunting for him.
I would lol
Lol yep
This clone is at least more human looking and has adapted better mannerisms.
Its "blinking" is still a little off. Its like it has to remember how to blink. Pretty cool that they got it training MMA tho and going on the JRE Podcast
New update came out
get this lizard off the screen
We can make clones but can’t even invent phones that require no charging or even land on the moon . Sounds on point
A jew ewww
This AI is very smart. It already found a topic of discussion thats in the hosts’ best interest.
Except he’s a person not a robot. A very socially awkward person but a person none the less.
@@miggs80 oh boy I feel so bad for you
@@miggs80 he isn't socially awkward man's a straight up robot
@@sghunnid5079 No. He’s just socially awkward and that’s the most ridiculous conspiracy ever 😂
@@mikejasper3659 Oh I feel so bad for you that you believe all these ridiculous basement made conspiracies and think that you’re woke when in fact you’re actually the sheep.
mark has no concept of "drilling" techniques because he just downloaded everything his first day at practice, immediate blackbelt AI
Reminds me of the matrix
DUDE I HOPE HE SHOWS UP TO A UFC EVENT! That would be the funniest celebrity cameo
Imagine if he walks a fighter out while mean mugging on the way through the crowd 😂
Makes his debut against Paddy Pimblett lmfao. Probably highest selling card of all times.
@@NeoAndersonChannel1 easily. there's no one in the UFC roster who is has the same household notoriety as Zuckerberg, he's more well known than the entire UFC roster combined
Imagine if he rents a whole venue out 🤔
Your wish became true 😆
Mark waking up after 1h of downloading:
*I know Jiu Jitsu*
Underrated comment 🤣
Morpheus: Show me.
This just makes me sad. Now I'm not sure I could take him in a fight. Dang.
Joe P.
Haha, funny comment.
dw bro I can still take him
there might be an 'off' button somewhere on his back.
@@jasonpage8600 Lmaaoo
Jitsu is cool an all until you get punched in the face repeatedly. Then jitsu doesn't do much good
If I showed up to class and white belt Zuck showed up. I would be convinced that I’m in a simulation.
I'd put him to sleep
lmao
Nah bro, he gonna show up with a purple belt for sure
So Mark does BJJ in real life and yet wants everyone else to live in Meta. Just brilliant.
Don’t get high on ur own supply….
@@My2NutzOnUrChin exactly
Mark is a communist who admitted to helping the FBI and DOJ to suppress information. Hard to have respect for joe when he'll have this guy on but not Trump? To each their own i guess but i never took Joe as a communist supporter.
Bro what 💀 we’re not gonna live in a video game lol
@@isaiahgarcia163 Bro just ignore comments like these. People don't understand nuances and that things aren't black or white. Social media is filled with average to low intelligence humans failing to understand intricacies and details and saying things like "Meta wants us to live in video games" just because they develop VR headsets, or "this person is a racist" because they made a random comment, or "the world is collapsing" because Russia went to war with Ukraine and we're in a bit of a recession. Cringe and attention-seeking idiots.
Jiu Jitsu is making Mark Zuckerberg more cool and human. That’s the best endorsement ever.
This AI can already be a champ in MMA one day. Can't wait for Bruce Buffer to scream Mark "the Lizard" or "the Clone" Zuckerberg!
Vs. Paddy Pimblett no less
Lmaoooo
Zuckerberg = "Zucker the (cy)Borg" * Bruce Buffer voice *
He looks so much better and healthy now, keep it up Mark
It’s the latest software update
@@harrisr1018 xddd
It was fun hearing him talk about bjj. He definitely seems passionate about it
This is going to motivate me back into BJJ. There's no way I can allow this AI bot to be better than me.
Bjj for me was the best antidote to mental health issues.
Bjj is amazing for you mentally, it’s not the best street fight wise but I do bjj and when I started winning and man handling people my confidence shot up even more than gym
It is until you have chronic joint problems in your feet, shoulders and knees. The amount of BJJ practitioners who get significantly injured by the time they are 35 is huge.
@@2011hwalker telll me about it, I now grapple with start training again and risk another traumatic injury. Or let my mental health weaken .. the guys who understand this principle can barely walk and still train.
@@2011hwalker take extra bone and joint nutrients and also bone broth. As for the explosive power which can affect joints a lot we can strengthen tendons through full range of motion through certain mobility excercises. Check out kneesovertoesguy
@@zhester86 Every mess with yoga? The more I've got into it I have less injuries
Machine learning is really advanced in this version. By the looks of it they adapted the relatability trait to help the android become more personable
'when I introduced my friends to jiu jitsu we had so much fun' everybody starts to do whatever Mark says they do in his group of friends.
Or maybe he surrounds himself with friends that have similar interests? Kinda like most people...
Why does everyone have to judge and stereotype someone they don't know just cause he's rich. Y'all just making things up to dislike him for lol.
@@Benji-jj2bg Yeh, you missed the joke pal. Whoosh.
@@PrivilegedWhiteRabbit Benji is a totalitarian apologist.
@@PrivilegedWhiteRabbit "everybody starts to do whatever mark says they do in his groups of friends."
That's not a joke or punch line. It's just making a statement because he's rich his friends just suck up to him and do whatever he says.
@@Benji-jj2bg It is a joke. Because he controls everyone's groups on Facebook. He has control over what people are allowed to say to each other. It's sarcasm, a joke.
Mark talking about the intensity of sports is funny because he presents the most relaxed persona at all times
Zuck vs CM Punk for UFC debut
Zuck trying to prepare for Paddy 😂
who?
hahhaha have a wing ya lad
@@laoch5658 Paddy Pimblett
@@laoch5658
Fat ron wisley
Marks real thoughts are, “How can I convince them that I’m a human? MMA, is the answer”. It’s working tho.
And now he is a gold medalist in Jiu Jitsu. Legend.
In what weightclass and competition? Tiddlewinks?
@@Padbot1 Lizard open.
he's super elite, he won gold and silver
gold medalist yeah... against white belts local tournament lmao
@@samsheepdog697 That's still super impressive dude. Being a really good white belt takes a lot of time and dedication in bjj
That one friend who beginn a new sport and tell you his sport ist the best sport
Wow this jiu jitsu update has made the A.I seem so much more human
BJJ is amazing; often times I see people new to the sport (generally older guys stand out) and they are somewhat uncomfortable; just know we all have been there before and the community is strong and we want you there. Some day it will be a “school sport”, start training or you will get mangled easily
thats the brazilian way
Boxing > BJJ
@@newagain9964 people who do both: 🗿
@@newagain9964I’ve done both, your assertion is not true. One needs a balance of both. I will say, BJJ is the great equalizer, The physical advantage of Size and strength in hand to hand combat is greatly negated once it goes to the ground. BJJ gives the ability for a much smaller man to completely dominate a much larger man. BJJ is a super power,
If boxing is the sweet science, BJJ is quantum physics.
Does anyone know If have the Full Interview on RUclips? I didnt find in the official Chanel
Spotify
imagine going to jiu jutsu class and then seeing mark zuckerburg asking to roll.
Imagine you roll up to your local martial arts gym and find Zucc and the boys rolling around on the floor, smoking briskets, with their tongues sticking out, plus horizontal blinking and all.
zuck trying to seduce rogan
Ignore the negative comments, everyone needs a hobby to take a break from the real-world. If this is his break then I am supportive. Keep going Mark you are doing great.
Couldn't agree more!
BJJ is amazing, I personally like boxing more but that's more but bjj is awesome still :)
"How can I get these fools to like me... oh yeah simple, I'll just pretend I like what they like."
man AI is starting to get more human like every day
LOve that the davcincii resolve logo is your logo. So random haha
Mmmm how to seem relatable to humans on joe rogan.....jiu jitsu and dmt🤖
or maybe hes just a relatable kid who made a website and got rich and fameous to the point that everyone on the internet attacks and judges him for how he looks lol.
if Mark keeps the BJJ up we may have hope yet.
I need pics of zuc suplexing someone. He be like "submit to my superior athletic ability"
“I…love…Jiu Jit su…beep boop”
“I find wrestling around with friends FUN” bro who says that
Badasses say that
@@arturocastillejos73 lmao the way he words it and his delivery doesn’t sound natural at all. The dude is a fucking maniac with the way he builds algorithms and controls our freedoms. Sure bro, he’s a badass.
@@frankiedgaf7055 that’s a good point 😂 I meant the statement. But yeah the person saying it made it much worse.
I’ve gotten Zucced of 2 of my accounts and Jailed countless times. Mark is in a world of shit if he comes to roll lol
Yo that's what I'm saying! Me and Zuck 10 min sub only for my IG account.
@@zach6367 lmaooooo
@@ligmaballs0911 We need to find where this tyrant trains. Doubt we could get a roll in though.
Counting how often Mark says "Super": 27
Paddy vs Zuckborg. Book it Dana!
2:02 outlook email freaked me out
I know Dave..... Best buds now
I think it is awesome that he is doing some regular people stuff. He could easily just do privates, but what fun would that be.
that is why they say jiu jitsu is a way of life.
This Jujitsu guy needs to realize that BJJ is great but no way to make a living. I'd suggest he pick up a side focus in tech and social media, it's supposed to be an up and coming market. Always good to have a backup plan
So this is what the new update looks like
Weird thing about this is that he’s talking about “MMA” but the video title is Jiujitsu, which I think is more apt to what he’s talking about
I can't un-hear his voice in South Park. "WHAT IS YOUR STYLLLE...?
Roll the f out of him “UNBAN TATE OR LOSE YOUR WRIST”
In a weird way I bet there’s something super gratifying about making Mark tap and so humbling if he pulls some crazy omaplata roll to crucifix finish and you’re like what the 😵💫 just happened??? Lol!
Zuckerberg’s CPU has analysed Rogan’s interests
Nek minnit, Zuck buys UFC.
I haven't been him being himself until now.
0:22 the robot has a slight glitch
Strange how Joe mentioned bourdain here, was he looking for marks reaction? 🤔
i respect him since i know he know how to fight
What’s your shtoyle?
Joe "never actully done MMAL Rogan patting shoulder with Android how good they feel doing MMA, what an Irony :D
Did Joe ever hear of the movie 2000 mules?
he did a session last week just to impress rogan
Rolling with Mark Zuckerberg is on my bucket list
This clone has the Theranos voice synthesizer
If you tap him, he will sue you. 🐧
EXPERIMENT: Close your eyes when Zuckerberg speaks and try not to hear Gordon Ryan's voice
i know what u did there
i like how he’s nodding his head no when he’s talking about how he got into martial arts
Good call he is full of it.
hes like me. he nods his head when hes at a loss for words or talking about something hes super excited about but doesnt know exactly how to say what hes trying to say. Seems like a pretty normal guy on the nerdy side.
He is just awkward... you people are so unintelligent and unaware of how some people function. It's like you only know one thing and don't expand your understanding on anything
@@OneWithinn Your assumption of my context and world view is just as arrogant as the box you just put me in. Dude is trying so hard to relate his "passion for martial arts" and it doesn't seem authentic... but why would I think the CEO of Facebook is trying to fabricate an authentic moment about an activity intimately tied to the most viewed content on the internet that houses the demographic of people that Facebook is losing in droves?
Wow you are extremely articulate
the suscribe notice should be bigger
Imagine he train under John Danaher for a year he would be a killer. Hes smart af harvard
you parents can purchase your way into harvard
Imagine someone putting this borg into a chokehold and not letting go.... tyrant defeated. Too bad you will never get the chance, all of his trainers are Chinese, hes protected by the greater censors.
@@mkn.567 true, but mark zucckerberg grew up pretty modest... he is self made. If you dont count the people who hired him to make their website and he kinda just took the idea and made his own website lol. Like we all would tbh.
@@mkn.567 only if you get a full SAT score. The average SAT is just shy of perfect score. No way to purchase that. Only if you meet that requirement, then you're able to make a large donation which increases your probability of acceptance. If every dumb ass rich kid was somehow buying an acceptance letter, the mean and median scores would be low as fk compared to the other selective top schools. So respectfully, I don't think most people buy there way into Harvard.
@@mkn.567 no the fuck you can’t lol money is just one part of getting into a college like that. Zuckerberg is obviously a smart dude lol
Sure Mark, just like Facebook is the best app
Boxing is way sweeter. Good thing no one else knows and it’s still a secret
Let me know when we can roll bjj in metaverse
Mark Vs Paddy book it
Bigger ppv then Paddy Vs McGregor
Fucking lifelike
Talking about primal , Fencing is close to primal , man lifting a weapon to defend himself was a game changer in evolution.
Modern competitive fencing is not quite primal in my opinion; However, you are definitely right about the significance of using tools as weapons!
yeah i have never done fencing but fencers are legit.
Oh that’s his schtyle
Doubt this character has actual friends
He managed to convert 100% of his friends to bjj, cos he has zero friends.
This dude has a whole list the government want him to say
Does not matter what he does, people just love to bit@h about this guy. Even if he is doing something they like, a negative will be found. Moan, moan, moan, moan, moan.
Mark, we know it's you. You can't handle people seeing through your upgraded AI.
I don't think that many people hate on him he's just kinda a meme
Paddy has his number
Joe should roll with zuck
“Within the past year actually” = started going 4 months ago, tops
Listen to him, he is brimming with no stripe white belt enthusiasm. "Oh, it's so PRIMAL", that type of thing. "It's the best sport ever". Very keen white belts say that.
I hope he does hard sparring and someone drops a knee to the head on the weasel. I would do it if he came to my gym.
BJJ is a smart man’s martial arts. Probably why I never excelled at it.
Consistency mate. Consistency. No excuses.
nothing to do with being smart. its repetition
@@laoch5658 Exactly, look at Nate Diaz. He isn't the sharpest shed in the draw
has nothing to do with it
There's something so wholesome about Mark doing cool ppl stuff
I think he’s human😂
I like this mark
If only joe got him to hit the mat with him
When suckerberger says that its def the best 😂
Wait until he discovers judo 🥋
Judo is a joke
Wrestling>judo
@@user-co8qx5yz8l khabib the undefeated champ of the UFC swears judo is goated
Hahahaha he finally doing some man shit
2 men Rolling around hugging eachother is the best sport? 😂
Training for paddy pimlett
As a black belt in jiu jitsu, I would say wrestling is the ultimate sport if you start as a child. Jiu jitsu is the best when starting as an adult. MMA is the ultimate competitive sport for sure.
As a child, gymnastics is the best sport. Late teens/Young adult is boxing. Middle age is MMA (but learn your judo!)
Zuckerberg is like the Super Nerd 🤓👍
Jeff Bezos is better
Reckon he'd make you tap
Introduce corporate answer here
Metamoris-verse hehe
BJJ is the best workout & martial Arts 🥋 💯🙌🏻
Collegiate folk style wrestling may take the cake when it comes to best workout
Street fights don't occur one on one with no weapons, and/or numbers, and/or surprise unless at least one of them is a bad street fighter and/or very stupid
its very homoerotic
@@thememaster7 1 on 1 streetfights happen ALL THE TIMEE. 1 on 1 is the most common type of fight to get into on the street.
wrestling outworks jits all day
I too like Human things.
Joe was drilling Eddie Bravo? okay...
Cant wait to see his first UFC match .
I have found a ufc shitposter 😂😂