Debunking THE WORST Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse Review

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  • Опубликовано: 17 янв 2025

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  • @adrianoctavio
    @adrianoctavio 3 месяца назад +5348

    Why is he.. MAD that Peter B has a child..? Isn't that like the manliest thing you can do? Just because he has pink on?? If he acted all manly around his daughter, I have a sneaking suspicion that he'd start yelling about how he's raising his daughter to be masculine or something

    • @caradiel2644
      @caradiel2644 3 месяца назад +603

      How dare he love his child !

    • @amaririii_ch
      @amaririii_ch 3 месяца назад +595

      Not to mention Peter getting married and finally becoming a dad is something that a lot of Spiderman readers've been wanting for a long time.

    • @kasmith54
      @kasmith54 3 месяца назад +256

      A man taking care of his own child is "woke". J.

    • @lightyearpig12
      @lightyearpig12 3 месяца назад +265

      How dare he be happily married to Mary Jane Watson and have an adorable child with her?! That isn't what the fans want!
      Wait a second......

    • @TheJonklerofjonklers
      @TheJonklerofjonklers 2 месяца назад +61

      Bro is literally angry over Peter being a Dad Bod

  • @TheFuri0uswc
    @TheFuri0uswc 3 месяца назад +3238

    Most superheroes dislike spiderman because how snarky and smarmy he is. Mfer doesn't read comics.

    • @amethystimagination3332
      @amethystimagination3332 3 месяца назад +264

      Almost like teenagers are snarky assholes or something 🤔

    • @SaiyanGamer95
      @SaiyanGamer95 3 месяца назад +75

      Spidey is one of the most respected (and in some cases, feared) heroes in the comics. Hulk considers him to be one of his best friends, and DP sees Spidey as his only friend. And he's practically family with the Fantastic Four.
      To quote Spidey himself, "Get bent, Johnny."

    • @untitled-gv3qp
      @untitled-gv3qp 2 месяца назад +74

      It's like getting mad at deadpool for breaking the 4th wall or getting mad that superman is OP.

    • @shealupkes
      @shealupkes Месяц назад +4

      the real spider-man's relationship with the avengers is only non hostile because they frequently need each other to save the day

    • @doggosho3044
      @doggosho3044 Месяц назад +1

      If I remember, I think his Snarky nature is part of the reason why Carol loved him
      And for those who don't know:YES! Peter and Carol dated for a bit

  • @perfectpasta3155
    @perfectpasta3155 3 месяца назад +6119

    why would someone call themselves a Spider-Man fan but complain that he makes corny jokes? That’s kind of his ENTIRE FUCKING SCHTICK WHILE IN THE COSTUME

    • @nqk_0662
      @nqk_0662 2 месяца назад +459

      Why is sonic fast ?

    • @jonshi6466
      @jonshi6466 2 месяца назад +376

      ​@@nqk_0662 why is batman brooting?

    • @nqk_0662
      @nqk_0662 2 месяца назад +317

      @@jonshi6466 why is sun hot?

    • @NickyYey
      @NickyYey 2 месяца назад

      ​@@jonshi6466is he stupid?

    • @blackhasu7871
      @blackhasu7871 2 месяца назад +272

      @@nqk_0662why is Superman nice?

  • @Korra228
    @Korra228 3 месяца назад +2456

    It's hilarious how grifters will claim we only see people as categories of race/gender/etc. while this entire review is literally just "white guy this, black woman that". Jesus Christ it got so obnoxious so fast.

    • @HotDogTimeMachine385
      @HotDogTimeMachine385 3 месяца назад +1

      They complain everything is about race, but only tolerate media if everyone is a white guy.
      While also saying they love movies like Terminator and Alien. Make it make sense.

    • @TalpaTulpa
      @TalpaTulpa 2 месяца назад +167

      It’s projection

    • @MrBlaqgold
      @MrBlaqgold 2 месяца назад

      Yup... alleged anti woke whinging yt males with victim mentality who live in mums basement

    • @foxpro3002
      @foxpro3002 2 месяца назад

      @@TalpaTulpa yeah, everything they call the left is true for themselves

    • @clockwork3494
      @clockwork3494 Месяц назад

      Not to mention the obnoxious use of "woke"
      The word went from having substantial meaning for alertness of racial prejudice and discrimination to "I don't like this because it has diverse representation or shows some form of relationship/identity that isn't cis and straight"
      Anyone legitimately using the word is just someone to ignore because you know well they're about to rant about PoC or queer folks in media and how it's being "shoved down their throat"

  • @HotDogTimeMachine385
    @HotDogTimeMachine385 3 месяца назад +2725

    He's complaining they're "just rethreading uncle Ben's death"... in a story DECONSTRUCTING THE NECCESSITY OF UNCLE BEN'S DEATH.
    The movie is about questioning if Spiderman needs to lose someone. He is that illiterate?

    • @untitled-gv3qp
      @untitled-gv3qp 2 месяца назад +74

      Exactly!

    • @PixelHeroViish
      @PixelHeroViish 2 месяца назад +76

      Yeah, if what the dude said is anything to go by, his "review" is nothing more than a showcase of his own illiteracy. Honestly I'm shocked it's possible for a grown-ass man to get things THIS wrong about anything lol

    • @bravo561
      @bravo561 Месяц назад +35

      He’s not illiterate. He’s paid to justify his audiences already prejudiced mindsets as they hide behind thinly veiled “criticisms.”

    • @untitled-gv3qp
      @untitled-gv3qp Месяц назад +15

      @bravo561 Even then, you still have to make the criticism at least sound believable. The whole retreading bit didn't even fit in with the "woke bad" thing he's going for. It just comes out of nowhere and brings down his already flawed argument that much more.
      Especially when his complaints boil down to him not wanting anything different in spiderman.

    • @connorharnage6697
      @connorharnage6697 Месяц назад +5

      @@bravo561Funny thing really. I watched this guys videos on the Star Wars sequels and agreed with most of the stuff he said. My question is WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?! I guess the sequels are just that easy to pick apart

  • @mvplkg5092
    @mvplkg5092 3 месяца назад +5635

    "why was Spider-Man acting like a smart ass to the big tough guy" I don't need to hear anything else from this guy 😂

    • @seanbaby1060
      @seanbaby1060 3 месяца назад +424

      Yeah that was ridiculous idk what version of spider bro be watching

    • @the_chill_man
      @the_chill_man 3 месяца назад +362

      Literally every spider man jokes or acts annoying to their opp, idk what Spider-Man this dude was watching

    • @avalennear5173
      @avalennear5173 3 месяца назад +157

      I haven't seen much marvel lately but I'm pretty sure that most iterations of spider man has him be sort of a smart ass and sometimes overzealous

    • @Brick_Boi_
      @Brick_Boi_ 3 месяца назад +122

      Strange, it’s almost like it’s how he is characterized so thus every other spider-man in the multiverse shares some similarities, weird.
      Guess we’ll never know.

    • @ProfoundKrab
      @ProfoundKrab 2 месяца назад +67

      ​@@the_chill_manI think he was watching Arachnid Male

  • @cannoliwavestudios2817
    @cannoliwavestudios2817 3 месяца назад +1999

    Seeing him talk trash about Peter Parker when this is one of the few universes where he’s happy and has GOOD LIFE is just strange. What is with this disrespect of LOVING FATHERS? Let Peter be happy

    • @caradiel2644
      @caradiel2644 3 месяца назад +88

      Let the man live !!

    • @ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45
      @ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45 3 месяца назад

      No, we need to have Peter get cucked by Paul in EVERY SINGLE UNIVERSE otherwise Spider-Man has gone WOKE and TRASH and also WOKE.

    • @sorentothesky
      @sorentothesky 2 месяца назад +150

      that criticism honestly just felt like thinly veiled projection LMAO

    • @untitled-gv3qp
      @untitled-gv3qp 2 месяца назад +118

      Plus it shows that he grew from the last movie where he was scared to be a dad. That's what's supposed to happen when someone goes through an arc.

    • @goldsea1678
      @goldsea1678 2 месяца назад +52

      Especially since Peter B is the Spider-Man people have been wanting since One More Day.

  • @omorinintendoswitchedition
    @omorinintendoswitchedition 3 месяца назад +7205

    the word “woke” is an instant buzzword for “i want to complain about something that i have absolutely no idea about but it has a black or gay character in it and that makes me angy”

    • @Ms.Divine2024
      @Ms.Divine2024 3 месяца назад +87

      🤣😂

    • @bluewolf6323
      @bluewolf6323 3 месяца назад

      "It has people of color, recognizes lgbtq+ people exist, and has women as leads and characters!"
      Mmmm...that's suspicious...that's weird...

    • @TeaTimeTable
      @TeaTimeTable 3 месяца назад +23

      Pretty much I will say "Jess Drew" Pissed me off because I wanted the actual character to appear and not this DEI hire one shes not even a character in the comics they only made this version of her black because of the voice actress.
      And Yes I know characters can look different depending no the timelines they come from but like be so FR right now... why else put her in.
      The Criticism about the pregnancy has always been a topic in the comics tho, Jessica Jones and Jessica drew had their pregnancies brought up as crime fighters as well in which case yes they can still save the day in some cases but its a little silly frontlining them like this.
      Otherwise this movie reviewer is a "Complete Moron" who watched the film with Category 5 Sunglasses on in a dark room and earmuffs

    • @awesomegamer2430
      @awesomegamer2430 3 месяца назад +50

      ​@@Ms.Divine2024 😐

    • @ShadowTheHedgehog003
      @ShadowTheHedgehog003 3 месяца назад +342

      ​@@TeaTimeTableFor anyone who wants a summary of this yap session: the comment basically means "WAAAAA BROWN PEOPLE WAAAAA 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭"

  • @GemericCommenter5
    @GemericCommenter5 3 месяца назад +8694

    I miss the time when the word 'woke' was used for alertness to racial prejudice and discrimination of black culture.

    • @lidanikunst
      @lidanikunst 3 месяца назад +144

      Same

    • @Normal-Lad
      @Normal-Lad 3 месяца назад +354

      It still means that some people just hear that sentence and groan is all

    • @SkylineFreak888
      @SkylineFreak888 3 месяца назад +327

      Yeah, that word has lost all meaning and value.

    • @lifeisadrag7705
      @lifeisadrag7705 3 месяца назад +42

      Me too buddy...

    • @ZM256.
      @ZM256. 3 месяца назад +193

      I remember when the word "woke" meant being aware of dark things the government has done or of secret societies.

  • @jaydajohn5041
    @jaydajohn5041 3 месяца назад +835

    His points in the beginning were wild. It’s okay for boy Spider-Man to be snarky but how dare they let a girl be snarky and not immediately nice and welcoming to a man 💀

    • @KiiBon
      @KiiBon 2 месяца назад +139

      Accidental self report

    • @woodman3926
      @woodman3926 2 месяца назад +79

      “No girls allowed” type shit

    • @squeaks5677
      @squeaks5677 16 дней назад +12

      And a teenage girl at that lmao.

    • @Vileplume87
      @Vileplume87 7 дней назад +3

      ​@@squeaks5677 for a teenage girl, Gwen's teasing is tame

  • @DanialTarki
    @DanialTarki 3 месяца назад +1404

    Let me reiterate one of my comments from his video:
    >Complains about character joking about the British stealing artifacts and monuments
    >Has a British accent
    The jokes write themselves, more than once over.

    • @swiggity_swoo_i_am_after_u
      @swiggity_swoo_i_am_after_u 3 месяца назад +80

      Don't wanna be that guy but I'm like 99.999999% sure it's an Australian one as an Australian myself 😭🙏

    • @DanialTarki
      @DanialTarki 3 месяца назад +200

      @@swiggity_swoo_i_am_after_uLike I said, the jokes write themselves more than once over. And now I remember that the UK’s flag is on Australia’s flag.

    • @swiggity_swoo_i_am_after_u
      @swiggity_swoo_i_am_after_u 3 месяца назад +14

      @@DanialTarki fair enough

    • @TalpaTulpa
      @TalpaTulpa 3 месяца назад +43

      @@swiggity_swoo_i_am_after_usooooo……the spicy British people?

    • @swiggity_swoo_i_am_after_u
      @swiggity_swoo_i_am_after_u 3 месяца назад +76

      @@TalpaTulpa pretty much just British Florida ig

  • @itoroT
    @itoroT 3 месяца назад +1409

    Never have I seen a review where someone just uses every single buzzword possible to hide their disgusting morals and values.
    (Aka racism,sexism, toxic masculinity, transphobia,homophobia,ableism etc)

    • @diseasedwombat5611
      @diseasedwombat5611 3 месяца назад +140

      BuT tHe MoViE iS wOkE!!!!1!!1!1!1!!!11!!1!!

    • @sorentothesky
      @sorentothesky 2 месяца назад +86

      someone give him a captain underpants book and make him do a review on it, that would be so funny

    • @kurboe283
      @kurboe283 2 месяца назад +36

      Also fatphobia

    • @Dolphanatic
      @Dolphanatic 2 месяца назад +1

      When did he advocate for any of those things?

    • @Xeorboom
      @Xeorboom 2 месяца назад +72

      ​@@sorentothesky"Why is Mr. Krupp so fat and incompetant? I cannot believe this black child overpowered his principal! What is this anti-education propaganda?!"- Robot Head (probably)

  • @francesscaena6822
    @francesscaena6822 3 месяца назад +825

    So I guess according to him a good movie has the following qualities:
    - all men are hypermasculine and never think about their kids ever, maybe even shittalk their wives while we‘re at it
    - every white spider person being perfect and the POC spiders looking up to them wishing they could be them bc they‘ll never be as awesome as them
    - Teenagers acting perfectly rational at any given moment
    - men having bad hair days all the time
    - men never being confused and just knowing what‘s up 24/7 and always having a perfect solution for everything
    - men not having any emotions
    - the spider people never making any jokes (unless they‘re boomer jokes ig)
    - the spider people respecting alpha male Miguel
    - the spider people questioning alpha male Miguel without having to be pushed to do it
    - no empowering messages bc that‘s wOkE

    • @jaydajohn5041
      @jaydajohn5041 3 месяца назад +230

      Don’t forget all female characters and spider women can’t be snarky and can’t only be nice and welcoming especially if it’s to an alpha daddy like Miguel

    • @monamisamist
      @monamisamist 3 месяца назад +80

      @@jaydajohn5041”alpha daddy” made me laugh harder than I should have 😂

    • @TheJonklerofjonklers
      @TheJonklerofjonklers 2 месяца назад +61

      ​@@jaydajohn5041Please stop don't let Ben Shapiro hear you 😂

    • @SaberSin-mu4kt
      @SaberSin-mu4kt 2 месяца назад +2

      Unironically yes, that's a very kick ass movie and anything other than that is garbage.

    • @francesscaena6822
      @francesscaena6822 2 месяца назад +21

      @ I‘m just gonna pretend you‘re a troll

  • @BenniStrawberry_YouTube
    @BenniStrawberry_YouTube 3 месяца назад +1553

    He really showed those woke liberals by…hating on pregnant black women on motorcycles with spider powers…

    • @Xeorboom
      @Xeorboom 2 месяца назад +222

      he really showed them by hating on... uhh....... colours? and Peter being a good father?

    • @BenniStrawberry_YouTube
      @BenniStrawberry_YouTube 2 месяца назад

      @@Xeorboom “pink is for GIRLS 😠”
      -a grown adult

    • @jacknite625
      @jacknite625 2 месяца назад +103

      bro got mad that he saw spiderman having a good life. THAT GOES AGAINST THE COMICS

    • @robertoleary5470
      @robertoleary5470 2 месяца назад +40

      @@jacknite625that’s a non cannon event! Spider society assemble!

    • @HotDogTimeMachine385
      @HotDogTimeMachine385 2 месяца назад +16

      But...but... but... uNrEaLiStIc! 😂

  • @nabbly
    @nabbly 3 месяца назад +2955

    16:40 fellas, is it demasculating to be a father?

    • @tanishamuntslag6369
      @tanishamuntslag6369 3 месяца назад +96

      No.

    • @ebthenerd6191
      @ebthenerd6191 3 месяца назад +309

      Only to losers.

    • @HotDogTimeMachine385
      @HotDogTimeMachine385 3 месяца назад +114

      To the right, yes, absolutely.

    • @DeepEye1994
      @DeepEye1994 3 месяца назад +258

      "Please breed, please breed!"
      Peter B. Parker: ok done.
      "...WOKE DEMASCULATING!!!"

    • @bonnietelocole6777
      @bonnietelocole6777 3 месяца назад +160

      He got laid, has biological evidence for getting laid, and that somehow makes him less of a man? Even though, from what I understand, getting laid is important for manliness???

  • @jamaalgalle3624
    @jamaalgalle3624 3 месяца назад +2388

    Videos like this is why I'll no longer take anyone seriously whenever they bring up wokeness in a movie.

    • @s.k.4289
      @s.k.4289  3 месяца назад +344

      Exactly

    • @FK74396
      @FK74396 3 месяца назад +261

      It’s like people forgot how to criticize anything without dragging extreme political agendas into it. “This movie is WOKE” “This movie is BIGOTED” and now genuinely harmful material on is downplaying cause of fucking grifters

    • @officialzaccox267
      @officialzaccox267 3 месяца назад +15

      Agreed

    • @gtdc4685
      @gtdc4685 3 месяца назад +38

      I hate that word so much

    • @kiethehuman
      @kiethehuman 3 месяца назад +165

      it’s always solely because there’s women and poc in it😭 like news flash not every character has to be a white man

  • @Gimmie_my_legoz
    @Gimmie_my_legoz 2 месяца назад +889

    As a girl with alot of traditionally masculine male friends. Guys LOVE talking about thier hair. Omg its always tow taper fade this and textured curls that. Literally they think about letting their hair grow out or buzzing it off like at least twice a week. That conversation was definitely realistic

    • @voidatethesun
      @voidatethesun 2 месяца назад +142

      Even just having brothers, I hear this all the time! My brother has called me just to say he wants his hair a certain way and then I don’t hear from him for the rest of the day. I bet that ‘critic’ guy has never talked to another man :/

    • @fabriciolamana4106
      @fabriciolamana4106 2 месяца назад +10

      Fr

    • @cfuendev
      @cfuendev 2 месяца назад +79

      I was expecting most of my guy friends to roast me for letting me grow my hair and cover my receding hairline with beanies and hats, but the moment I showed up at college with hair half on the way down to my shoulders they asked me to show my hair without hats and were all surprised, happy and supportive

    • @Gimmie_my_legoz
      @Gimmie_my_legoz 2 месяца назад +18

      @@cfuendev I love that

    • @FourthIdentity-gu2zk
      @FourthIdentity-gu2zk 2 месяца назад +23

      Can confirm. If we are the type to do stuff with our hair we will definitely talk about it

  • @0N0B_0
    @0N0B_0 3 месяца назад +2499

    bro was mad the movie about multiple universes and and supernatural humans wasn’t realistic

    • @jacklove503
      @jacklove503 3 месяца назад

      That's very stupid

    • @trashboat5388
      @trashboat5388 3 месяца назад +214

      Also it’s a fucking cartoon. The point is to not be realistic.

    • @Neutralizer16
      @Neutralizer16 3 месяца назад +132

      It’s the multiverse literally ANYTHING can happen

    • @DanialTarki
      @DanialTarki 3 месяца назад +13

      muiltible universes
      Hehehehe

    • @J-manli
      @J-manli 2 месяца назад

      It’s the same kind of idiotic rage over scifi alines who don’t conform to human biology. It’s just an inability or outright refusal to comprehend that there are people/ cultures that different from them.

  • @legendswarble2845
    @legendswarble2845 3 месяца назад +3120

    27:47 Bro discovered a queer allegory in a superhero story. 🙏 Praying he never learns about the X-men

    • @MrLemon44
      @MrLemon44 3 месяца назад +476

      Thank you oh my god 😭 I think people like The Critical Drinker and Robot Head would actually malfunction if they discovered who Gambit was and what his character was about

    • @carelessdreamer
      @carelessdreamer 3 месяца назад +211

      @@MrLemon44I don’t think most of them actually read the comics.

    • @rowymfarenas9994
      @rowymfarenas9994 3 месяца назад +228

      ​@@carelessdreamerI don't think most if any of them read at all.

    • @jan_draws5268
      @jan_draws5268 2 месяца назад +69

      @@MrLemon44I’ve never fully gotten into X-Men until recently. What does Gambit’s character represent if you don’t mind me asking? Google isn’t giving me anything that would allude to what you’re referring to 😅

    • @VinVin_31
      @VinVin_31 2 месяца назад +21

      @@jan_draws5268
      I’m wondering too.

  • @jetzz
    @jetzz 3 месяца назад +594

    You know that review was terrible when even his own comment section was roasting him alive 😂

    • @rogueguardian
      @rogueguardian 2 месяца назад +67

      I noticed that God damn the guy can't take criticism.

    • @nitrolagg3r419
      @nitrolagg3r419 Месяц назад +31

      He turned off the comment section 💀

    • @zarks-heroes
      @zarks-heroes Месяц назад +13

      @@nitrolagg3r419like the coward he is

    • @Eatingkidsisfun
      @Eatingkidsisfun 19 дней назад +5

      ​@@nitrolagg3r419 LMAO😭

  • @tzman215
    @tzman215 2 месяца назад +370

    16:42 The fact that he thinks it's unmasculine to love his children says waaaay more about him than it does about the movie. Depressing home life much?

    • @sir.capuchin5242
      @sir.capuchin5242 Месяц назад +15

      Pft, goddamnn. Gonna need a senzu for that one.

    • @DylanoRevs
      @DylanoRevs Месяц назад

      Maybe he's fatherless too :D

    • @HereLiessSol
      @HereLiessSol Месяц назад

      Shots fired, get robot head a stim asap

    • @8BLOO8
      @8BLOO8 Месяц назад +8

      Yeah what the hell happened to “traditional family values”

  • @paperlionkid1787
    @paperlionkid1787 3 месяца назад +975

    Peter B. Parker is goofy, happy and laid back. I didn't know that translated to being stupid, weak and a loser. He's in a good place which I'm so happy about considering the dark place he was in in the first movie. The different men in this movie have different personalities which I appreciate.

    • @theoutsiderjess1869
      @theoutsiderjess1869 3 месяца назад +116

      If anything he got his life back on track and we finally get mayday parker

    • @paperlionkid1787
      @paperlionkid1787 3 месяца назад +30

      ​@@theoutsiderjess1869Exactly.

    • @bluewolf6323
      @bluewolf6323 3 месяца назад +34

      "Be kind, but be ready!"
      I feel like that's Spider-Man's main thing.

    • @ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45
      @ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45 3 месяца назад +43

      Did he just forget how much of a depressed loser he was in the first movie? His life was falling apart back in his home universe. It took Miles to drag him out of the rut he was in and finally get his life back together.

    • @Xeorboom
      @Xeorboom 2 месяца назад +8

      He *WAS* a stupid, weak loser but he had an arc and became a competant and laid-back guy!

  • @Korra228
    @Korra228 3 месяца назад +804

    Ah yes, the pregnant biker woman with superpowers, my favorite cliche! Seen that a million times 🤡

    • @Jomama-man
      @Jomama-man 3 месяца назад +7

      😂😂

    • @Jomama-man
      @Jomama-man 3 месяца назад +120

      With the afro showing. Idk why that part set him off🤔😭

    • @Korra228
      @Korra228 3 месяца назад +157

      @@Jomama-man he was offended the moment he found out she wasn't white

    • @Jomama-man
      @Jomama-man 3 месяца назад +15

      @@Korra228 yes I know, I was be sarcastic 😭

    • @cesaredits6726
      @cesaredits6726 2 месяца назад +3

      actually , i have 🗿🗿

  • @kaysrandomchannel4618
    @kaysrandomchannel4618 3 месяца назад +653

    Can't even enjoy anything nowadays without some manchild throwing a tantrum over a black character being in it.

    • @jacknite625
      @jacknite625 2 месяца назад +46

      i feel sorry that actually believe the whole "woke" shit. they are living a miserable life.

    • @kaysrandomchannel4618
      @kaysrandomchannel4618 2 месяца назад +11

      @@jacknite625 Fr.

    • @HotDogTimeMachine385
      @HotDogTimeMachine385 2 месяца назад

      Imagine being so unreasonably terrified of minorities omg. That sounds so miserable

    • @mysterykiddo2167
      @mysterykiddo2167 2 месяца назад +6

      When did everyone get so paranoid?!

    • @ellatino55
      @ellatino55 Месяц назад

      To be fair. He didn’t throw a tantrum about a black character. He threw a tantrum about every other minority and not having a cool strong reserved white guy
      I love that he hates Peter B Parker now. I’m proud my new favorite cosplay pisses off these man-children

  • @KdogTop
    @KdogTop 2 месяца назад +211

    This movie is so irresponsible. There needed to be a scene where peter b parker and jessica drew turned to the camera in unison and said "don't do spider stunts if you are pregnant or carrying a baby. we have powers and also this is fictional" to clear up confusion.

  • @indolentlard8612
    @indolentlard8612 3 месяца назад +1023

    I love how two idiots (Robot head and Critical Drinker) genuinely believe that wearing pink fills you up with estrogen. Thank you for covering Robot Head, I lost brain cells from watching his video back when it was first uploaded. I've yet to see a genuinely good video critiquing on Across the Peakverse, and nearly all of the ones I've seen felt either stupid or nitpicking territory.

    • @ej8476
      @ej8476 3 месяца назад +169

      God forbid they remember the days when Pink was a masculine color😅

    • @wantedminion5966
      @wantedminion5966 3 месяца назад

      I never new Timmy Turner was so feminine

    • @peanutgallery4
      @peanutgallery4 3 месяца назад +17

      Sheev Talks made a good video on how Peter is mischaracterized

    • @redjirachi1
      @redjirachi1 3 месяца назад +63

      Pink Panther is a chad, I don't know what they're yapping about

    • @ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45
      @ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45 3 месяца назад +53

      New transitioning hack (Pharmaceutical companies HATE this trick)

  • @serperiorandtheanimator9216
    @serperiorandtheanimator9216 3 месяца назад +758

    1:20
    Its very fitting that this guy calling it the “wokeverse” is calling dialogue about antagonizing facists and making a commentary about colonialism and how the British stole a shit ton of history and therefore stole a lot of their culture “unrealistic dialogue”. Because they can’t possibly wrap their head around political jokes from the other side 😂

    • @s.k.4289
      @s.k.4289  3 месяца назад +85

      Lol

    • @KiiBon
      @KiiBon 2 месяца назад +47

      Let me read that right... antagonizing fascists...

    • @serperiorandtheanimator9216
      @serperiorandtheanimator9216 2 месяца назад +50

      @@KiiBon EXACTLY LMAOOO
      seems like somebody got antagonized

    • @HotDogTimeMachine385
      @HotDogTimeMachine385 2 месяца назад +16

      "nuh, nuh, it's only political if the other side says it, if I say it it's true!"

  • @ReaseBurner
    @ReaseBurner 3 месяца назад +496

    This gotta be rage bait there’s no way he has a problem of two different Spider-Man’s making jokes instead of talking like actual people 😭😂

    • @Xeorboom
      @Xeorboom Месяц назад

      @@ReaseBurner No, I think he's just stupid...

  • @lightyearpig12
    @lightyearpig12 3 месяца назад +260

    Imagine being unironically mad that a Spider-Man character is acting like a smartass. If you think that's a serious problem, then you probably don't know a thing about Spider-Man.

    • @Chris--kc9xc
      @Chris--kc9xc 2 месяца назад +27

      It's like hating movie daredevil because he'a blind, totally unlike the comics

    • @MelMelodyWerner
      @MelMelodyWerner 2 месяца назад +6

      there are certainly Spidey stories where it could be uncalled for (namely darker storylines like Kraven's Last Hunt, The Death of Jean DeWolff, Leah, or alternate universe yarns like the original Noir miniseries-though the world could honestly do with less of those cuz they aren't what Spidey's "for" primarily and most just feel po-faced and miserable)-but yeah!

  • @des971
    @des971 3 месяца назад +306

    Guy saw a trans flag and decided that it means the whole movie is bag cause it shouldn't be okay to accept people and have a different point of view in things.

    • @owenparris7490
      @owenparris7490 Месяц назад +23

      Not even that. He's saying we shouldn't accept people for who they are or who they wish to be. He sounds like he wants everyone back in the closet and miserable.

    • @bladeinthesmint5995
      @bladeinthesmint5995 19 дней назад

      It’s hilarious because there’s a chance that it’s only there because of a: the similarities of being in the closet to hiding a superhero identity so since she knows what it’s like she shows support and b: there’s a theory that her universes Peter Parker was potentially trans so she had it in support.
      The whole point is that it’s up for interpretation but this idiot can’t seem to understand that and assumes the “woke mind virus”

  • @Webslinger2005
    @Webslinger2005 3 месяца назад +1634

    Whenever I see 'woke' in the title of videos like this my eyes roll so far in the back of my head I look like the exorcist 💀

    • @thenamelesschannel1463
      @thenamelesschannel1463 3 месяца назад +227

      It's basically become a buzzword among right-wing communities when they're looking for an excuse to be bigoted. Pretty much any RUclipsr who uses that word in their video titles is an automatic sign that they have a right-wing bias when critiquing media

    • @funnyfunnyvalentine7991
      @funnyfunnyvalentine7991 3 месяца назад +76

      ​@@thenamelesschannel1463DEI is becoming the new "Woke"

    • @delsordokid913
      @delsordokid913 3 месяца назад +1

      Woke isn’t even in the title of the video

    • @Webslinger2005
      @Webslinger2005 3 месяца назад +56

      @@delsordokid913 I'm taking about the dude that SK is debunking.

    • @delsordokid913
      @delsordokid913 3 месяца назад +3

      @@Webslinger2005 yea that video doesn’t have woke in the thumbnail or title go look

  • @Normal-Lad
    @Normal-Lad 3 месяца назад +636

    How dare a spiderman film make children feel comfortable for who they really are ????

    • @caradiel2644
      @caradiel2644 3 месяца назад +50

      *Gasp* evil I say evil !

    • @cocoacos78
      @cocoacos78 3 месяца назад +108

      How dare characters with a running theme of having to hide their identities from certain people make nods to coming out/feeling accepted
      The horror!

    • @LoneWandererCollin
      @LoneWandererCollin 3 месяца назад +3

      No to trans.

    • @Cassie829
      @Cassie829 3 месяца назад +80

      No to ​@@LoneWandererCollin

    • @flow185
      @flow185 2 месяца назад +72

      ​@@LoneWandererCollinthrow tomatoes at this person

  • @dylanhudec979
    @dylanhudec979 3 месяца назад +656

    Are people just hating on good media nowadays because they can’t find any piece of bad media to actually call bad?

    • @funnyfunnyvalentine7991
      @funnyfunnyvalentine7991 3 месяца назад +110

      No, they're engraging people with the intent of polarizing them. Once they're polarized in favor of the RUclipsr's politics, they'll keep watching for as long as they're hooked. How do I know? I was once in that pipeline, and got out by playing Miles Morales and loving it

    • @D2rk_Lord898
      @D2rk_Lord898 3 месяца назад +27

      Besides it's not like you can't find bad media in this day and age or in any day and age really, if you can't find any bad media to talk about you just aren't looking at all. And if you criticize something people enjoy by throwing politics in there, when that is not the main point of the film at all, you are just being negative to start s*** as far as I can tell.

    • @TheNerevahkiin
      @TheNerevahkiin 3 месяца назад +46

      @@funnyfunnyvalentine7991this is the answer. It’s about the grift with these types before anything else.

    • @bagredecartola1289
      @bagredecartola1289 2 месяца назад

      Nah that's not it because genuine pieces of trash that they can call woke like dustborn and concord still exists, there are people who just seethe when they see someone who is not like them being represented in a piece of media and try to justify their hatred in any way they can

    • @Vileplume87
      @Vileplume87 2 месяца назад +3

      It's so easy to! There's tons if slop to find

  • @HighClassMortal
    @HighClassMortal 3 месяца назад +621

    So a man taking care of and wanting to be around his daughter because he loves her makes him emasculate??
    Sure, Peter B's a goofy guy i get not everyone is into that kind of character, but don't call him lame, for idk being a father. So dumb.

    • @HotDogTimeMachine385
      @HotDogTimeMachine385 3 месяца назад +30

      According to the right, yes. They say that A LOT.

    • @Xeorboom
      @Xeorboom 2 месяца назад +26

      he's only saying that because he knows he'll never have a loving wife and/or child himself

    • @jacknite625
      @jacknite625 2 месяца назад +5

      @@Xeorboom bro is jealous.

    • @michealthrowaway2122
      @michealthrowaway2122 2 месяца назад

      ​​@@XeorboomMassive projection from you. You should vent your problems to professionals instead of this weird "own'.

    • @Xeorboom
      @Xeorboom 2 месяца назад +14

      @michealthrowaway2122 no, I've come to terms with the fact that I'm a loser! ...and asexual...

  • @PK_Miracle
    @PK_Miracle 3 месяца назад +353

    Good god, this guy sounds like he doesn't understand Spiderman's character at all.
    Videos like this really just want me to tune out the word "woke" whenever I hear criticism of a movie.

    • @s.k.4289
      @s.k.4289  3 месяца назад +31

      Exactly lol

    • @Vileplume87
      @Vileplume87 2 месяца назад +18

      I'm in the doctor who fandom and have already went near braindead after hearing that word so much

    • @Xeorboom
      @Xeorboom 2 месяца назад

      my dad said practically the same things as this idiot ...but that's because he watched the 2nd film without watching the first film so didn't understand it

    • @somedragonbastard
      @somedragonbastard 2 месяца назад

      ​@@Vileplume87 ah yes, dr who, that famously right wing show that definitely never had any leftist ideals baked in until us evil wokes ruined it

    • @Godzillahistoryfan34
      @Godzillahistoryfan34 2 месяца назад +2

      @@Vileplume87”doctor WHO woke????” They done say that like every time like

  • @7-BIT
    @7-BIT 3 месяца назад +729

    Pavitr and Peter B really getting hate for not being masculine enough

    • @ReadilyAvailibleChomper
      @ReadilyAvailibleChomper 3 месяца назад

      I thought having sex with women was these losers’ center point of masculinity. Peter B did that. What else did he need to do!?

    • @kawaiicake8038
      @kawaiicake8038 2 месяца назад +66

      He’s literally just a sweet silly lean built guy. With a pretty accent too. He might come off as not traditionally masculine from a western perspective bc I know some of his moves and his style draws from Indian stuff like the dances. And we all know masc men can’t dance ever lmao 🙄

    • @J-manli
      @J-manli 2 месяца назад +9

      @@kawaiicake8038
      Have they not seen RRR?!

    • @kawaiicake8038
      @kawaiicake8038 2 месяца назад

      @@J-manli seen what?

    • @J-manli
      @J-manli 2 месяца назад

      @@kawaiicake8038
      RRR, an Indian Action movie about 2 bros. Just look up RRR dance scene.

  • @malikpierre-louis3343
    @malikpierre-louis3343 3 месяца назад +387

    Robot head : Gwen Stacy is the main character of this movie.
    Me : Gwen's story in this film lasts 18 to 20 minutes in a 2 hour movie this argument is refuted if you just pay attention to the runtime.

    • @Sootielove
      @Sootielove Месяц назад +11

      To be fair, Gwen is the character that has thematic focus in the film as it's her arc that the film starts and ends with, but yeahhhh I don't think that's what he was talking about

    • @Karanthaneos
      @Karanthaneos Месяц назад +23

      They can't wrap around their heads around the concept of developing more that one character per film

    • @relic5752
      @relic5752 Месяц назад +1

      ​@@SootieloveBut she's just one linchpin to the overall plot, the main driving forces are Miles and especially the Spot.

    • @Sootielove
      @Sootielove Месяц назад +1

      @relic5752 Yeah, I know. Miles is obviously the main character but to make this middle film have some sense of conclusion they gave the emotional character arc to Gwen, so there is a small argument that she has the film's focus

    • @bladeinthesmint5995
      @bladeinthesmint5995 19 дней назад +4

      It’s clear that Gwen’s arc was started and finished with this film and the next one will be mostly focused thematically on Miles and his struggles so either way his point is redundant

  • @cosmicspacething3474
    @cosmicspacething3474 3 месяца назад +433

    4:31 I’m pretty sure Peter B Parker literally makes a joke aimed at Miguel not long after this interaction pointing out how he specifically lacks the snark most versions of Spider Man have…

    • @JayDPhantomReaper
      @JayDPhantomReaper 3 месяца назад +118

      "You're the only one who isn't funny, we're supposed to be funny." It's literally right there. Did he even watch the goddamn trailer😂😂

    • @Cheetahgirl_Studios
      @Cheetahgirl_Studios 3 месяца назад +63

      @@JayDPhantomReaper And also. “There you go again, ‘The multiverse is in danger’- Every time you say that, my brain dies!”

    • @ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45
      @ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45 3 месяца назад +6

      @@JayDPhantomReaper Tbf deadpan serious characters can be funny too.

    • @ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45
      @ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45 3 месяца назад +13

      @@Cheetahgirl_Studios “I’m trying to have a serious adult conversation”

    • @MUTTMON
      @MUTTMON 2 месяца назад

      ​@@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45 no way

  • @Ash-Winchester
    @Ash-Winchester 3 месяца назад +309

    Robot head does understand that revolutions and uprisings are not and cannot be made up of one person, right?

    • @s.k.4289
      @s.k.4289  3 месяца назад +65

      Apparently not

    • @Godzillahistoryfan34
      @Godzillahistoryfan34 2 месяца назад +5

      well then I wonder how he thinks about the French Revolution and who he says was the one person who did it

    • @vibez2806
      @vibez2806 Месяц назад +10

      He don't even understand someone being undercover in an organization that they don't like to look for weakness or ways to take them down.... kinda like a spy.

    • @Ash-Winchester
      @Ash-Winchester Месяц назад +7

      @@vibez2806 Exactly. That's exactly what hobie's doing, destroying an authority from within it's own system. That's why he's building solidarity with Miles, Gwen and Pavitr.

    • @vibez2806
      @vibez2806 Месяц назад +6

      @@Ash-Winchester and taking their tech to use for himself too

  • @SelfProclaimedGorl
    @SelfProclaimedGorl 2 месяца назад +136

    “So you’re unironically complaining that a teenager behaves like a smartass” that’s actually a huge problem with media literacy nowadays. People expect underage characters to behave in mature ways and get mad and annoyed when they don’t. I mean just look at Mabel from gravity falls

  • @potentiallyschizophrenic
    @potentiallyschizophrenic 3 месяца назад +446

    i actually think he gave good evidence for the movie being somewhat allegorical for coming out or hiding being queer. why he thinks that’s a bad thing is….odd.

    • @Korra228
      @Korra228 3 месяца назад

      He's bigoted, that's why

    • @Loggodover
      @Loggodover 3 месяца назад +111

      "but there's a random Easter egg in the backround with a trans flag they're obviously forcing it into our faces"

    • @Korra228
      @Korra228 3 месяца назад +44

      @@Loggodover I didn't even notice it while watching the movie

    • @potentiallyschizophrenic
      @potentiallyschizophrenic 3 месяца назад +54

      @@Loggodover his arguments pertaining to the presence of queer allegory through its themes, character developments and use of colour are mostly sound.
      his arguments addressing the quality/validity of this interpretation is, in my subjective opinion, garbage.

    • @bobtheball5384
      @bobtheball5384 3 месяца назад +30

      What you expect parents to just not abuse their kids and or kick them out of the house just because they're gay???

  • @ThanosDestroyeryearsago
    @ThanosDestroyeryearsago 3 месяца назад +188

    These Anti-Woke people make me lose brain cells.

    • @anangelicpancake7876
      @anangelicpancake7876 2 месяца назад +5

      when the WOKE is WOKE

    • @Xeorboom
      @Xeorboom 2 месяца назад +14

      that's jusy because the new norm ain't the same as the old norm

    • @SproutiusShrubiusthe16th
      @SproutiusShrubiusthe16th 2 месяца назад +10

      ​​ Everytime the New Norm is mentioned, an angel loses it's wings (unless they're drawing Norm x Mr Birchum yaoi)

  • @legendswarble2845
    @legendswarble2845 3 месяца назад +191

    The section about Miles and Miguel being able to hear each other was particularly hilarious. Not only were they yelling, but Spider-Man has super hearing. Heightened senses are a basic part of the power set.

    • @relic5752
      @relic5752 Месяц назад +2

      Especially Miguel's kit. He doesn't have Spider-sense but he makes up the difference with his senses being even more enhanced

  • @icenovice
    @icenovice 3 месяца назад +216

    13:09 when i heard this, i paused, wound up my arm, and delivered to myself the hardest facepalm in human history. it’s a MOVIE. YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE ABLE TO HEAR WHAT THE CHARACTERS ARE SAYING.

    • @Ms.Divine2024
      @Ms.Divine2024 3 месяца назад +6

      Fr fr lol

    • @brawler5760
      @brawler5760 2 месяца назад +12

      I’m too sober for this

    • @grunkleg.2934
      @grunkleg.2934 2 месяца назад +5

      This is shit MrEnter and the like would complain about

    • @vibez2806
      @vibez2806 Месяц назад

      I doubt in movies like the 300, he complains about things like this. Only reason he did here is causw he views this movie as woke

  • @karnagekarnival5127
    @karnagekarnival5127 2 месяца назад +122

    "Instead of fighting against the spiderman norm" Hobie has been psychologically attacking (annoying) Miguel for so long or so effectively that Miguel literally sees him and goes "No. Im pretending youre not here."
    Which allows him to steal components and basically have free run of the base. The best way to rebel, is to lay down groundwork so when the opportunity arises (Miles) you can strike and be ready for the backlash. Hobie has built bonds, scattered his ideas around and taken the resources he needs to be independant once shit hits the fan. This is the equivalent to grass roots organizing, build community and resources so the government cant starve you out.

    • @voidatethesun
      @voidatethesun 2 месяца назад +28

      This! He was laying in wait for a vulnerability and a time where all eyes wouldn’t be on him. He’s just one guy, how the hell is he gonna revolt against possible HUNDREDS of Spiders by himself, during a moment where everyone including their leader is on edge? Miles was the catalyst for the main cast to finally side with Hobie, and the movie sets it up towards the end as their group vs Miguel and his strongest supporters. This is literally Hobie’s rebellion arc in motion

  • @Brandon_Alexander456
    @Brandon_Alexander456 3 месяца назад +296

    Never have I ever would think someone criticize a film over Peter's choice of coloring in his clothing, lmao.

    • @king_poyo64
      @king_poyo64 3 месяца назад

      Bro is so scared of pink, it’s like he thinks it would shrink his probably already small penis.

  • @thesithcynic3398
    @thesithcynic3398 3 месяца назад +193

    All I remember about this review was that he was bitching about women and minorities existing or Peter being happy he was a dad now.
    Thanks for ripping this garbage to shreds.

  • @cocoacos78
    @cocoacos78 3 месяца назад +132

    Fellas, is it gay to discuss your hair?

    • @cedrolenon
      @cedrolenon 2 месяца назад +3

      Is it stupid??

    • @skratchisrandom5596
      @skratchisrandom5596 2 месяца назад +16

      Super queer my guy 😔

    • @Figgy2763
      @Figgy2763 2 месяца назад +21

      GRRRRRR ITS TOO WOKEEEEEE 😤😡🤬😡😤😤😤😡😤😡

  • @Bulbz124
    @Bulbz124 2 месяца назад +90

    Robot head is everything wrong with self proclaimed RUclips critics
    -has no points and is just saying stuff
    -using "wokeness" to hide blatent racism and sexism
    -says they're a fan of something and then proceeds to get every detail about that thing wrong
    -complains about anything that isn't to their impossible to meet standards

    • @J-manli
      @J-manli 2 месяца назад +23

      And the worst sin of all, presenting their opinions as wholly factual.

    • @tjones9097
      @tjones9097 2 месяца назад +11

      I’d say I hate clipped coin more, because he said that x-men ‘97 was made woke, while not realising that x-men has always been an allegory for marginalised groups in society.

  • @SammyRobinson62232
    @SammyRobinson62232 3 месяца назад +215

    It’s kinda weird how people scream wokeism in movies. When movies has always been “woke” due to how art is has always political.

    • @MrLemon44
      @MrLemon44 3 месяца назад

      They don't know what the word actually means, that's the problem. It used to be a word used when highlighting racial injustice against minority groups yet now they claim that if they portray anyone who isn't a straight white male it's an attack on ALL straight white men. That's why he brings up points like all the men are incompetent compared to the women, Miguel is strong but is violent and agressive, Peter B wearing pink isn't masculine, etc...
      Edit: OBVIOUSLY this stuff isn't true, as already explained in the video debunking these entire argument. Just had to make it understood that I do not side with them.

    • @SaiyanGamer95
      @SaiyanGamer95 3 месяца назад +40

      Night of the Living Dead, a 1968 movie, would be considered "woke", due to it having a black man in the main protagonist role.
      The Wiz, a 1978 movie (also based on the 1975 play of the same name) is basically an all-black Wizard of Oz.
      Blood and Roses, a 1960 movie, is basically a movie about lesbian vampires as the protagonists.
      But I'm a Cheerleader, a 1999 movie, is about a girl who resists conversion therapy to "cure" her.

    • @sorentothesky
      @sorentothesky 2 месяца назад +10

      ​@@SaiyanGamer95yoo we should start listing off "woke" older movies each time someone claims that "woke" movies are a recent phenomenon

    • @SaiyanGamer95
      @SaiyanGamer95 2 месяца назад +8

      @@sorentothesky It's not too hard to find pre-2000s LGBT movies. But it is harder to find movies where a non-white lead is a major focus. Night of the Living Dead stands out due to it being made in 1968, which was during the Civil Rights Era.
      And I already knew of The Wiz, which many consider to be the Gold Standard when it comes to race-bending a pre-existing story.
      The Wiz does more than just change the characters' race. It also changes how they act, how the move, how they view the world, and even changes Dorothy's home and aspirations from an average girl on a farm in Kansas to an elementary school teacher in Harlem, New York. Even the music and their genres are different.

    • @stupldstrawberry
      @stupldstrawberry 2 месяца назад +2

      @@SaiyanGamer95THERE'S A MOVIE ABOUT LESBIAN VAMPIRES?? OMG

  • @HotDogTimeMachine385
    @HotDogTimeMachine385 3 месяца назад +115

    If he complains Gwen overshadowed Miles you'd think he'd be happy the white character "overshadows" the black character. I've seen way too many antiwokers and they aren't even consistent with their own complaints.

    • @matthodgkinson2003
      @matthodgkinson2003 Месяц назад +14

      No cause woman

    • @bladeinthesmint5995
      @bladeinthesmint5995 19 дней назад +2

      Having looked at their complaints and opinions, this is the tier list of people from most important to least important according to these people:
      White men
      Black men
      White + black women
      Gay people
      Trans people

    • @dreamiinotdream730
      @dreamiinotdream730 18 дней назад +2

      @@matthodgkinson2003literally. If Gwen was a guy he wouldn’t care.

  • @gabrieldevoogel6225
    @gabrieldevoogel6225 3 месяца назад +148

    So wait… Peter is less of a man cuz he wears pink even tho he… fixed his life, remarried mj, has a kid, and changed his life for the better

    • @TalpaTulpa
      @TalpaTulpa 2 месяца назад

      Nooo the sad loser who is mean to everyone is actually the man because MUSCLES AND EDGY

    • @JustCrash
      @JustCrash 2 месяца назад +2

      Remarrying MJ is the reason why he’s less of a man 😂😂😂😂

    • @c0zmozys
      @c0zmozys 2 месяца назад +27

      @@JustCrashYikes!

    • @JustCrash
      @JustCrash 2 месяца назад

      @@c0zmozys what?

    • @Zan_fr
      @Zan_fr 2 месяца назад

      REAL MEN ARE DIVORCED AND CAN'T FROM MEANINGFUL RELATIONSHIPS AND DON'T SHOWER AND ARE DEPRESSED RRRAAHHHHHH 🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺

  • @icenovice
    @icenovice 3 месяца назад +89

    alternate peter in the first movie: some lame guy
    alternate peter in this movie: remarried and has a kid
    “i can only take so much classic character destruction in my entertainment”

    • @ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45
      @ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45 3 месяца назад

      This mf would love Paul.

    • @Aureilia
      @Aureilia Месяц назад +7

      Peter B literally ends the first movie excited to reconnect with his ex-wife and realising he wants kids, like how was this a surprise to anyone?? 😅

  • @Fluffyeye47
    @Fluffyeye47 3 месяца назад +92

    11:46 ahh yes, a father caring for his daughter is while wearing a pink robe, makes him a female.

    • @s.k.4289
      @s.k.4289  3 месяца назад +15

      Apparently

    • @endermak
      @endermak 2 месяца назад

      Yeah, doesn't that kinda seem sexiest In a way?

  • @pandoriasbox
    @pandoriasbox 3 месяца назад +109

    Impressive. He missed every single point in the movie! You don't see that every day.

  • @samuelsalvatore4511
    @samuelsalvatore4511 2 месяца назад +67

    I love how he missed the whole messege of the movie and still has the audacity to complain that the pro-lgbt part was too obvious.

    • @Stardipped_Paws
      @Stardipped_Paws 2 месяца назад +22

      I'm lgbtq myself and didn't notice any lgbtq references the first time I watched it in theaters lol

    • @gingerninja137
      @gingerninja137 27 дней назад

      i don't even know if we can go that far because he spent the part about Uncle Ben's death ranting that Spider-Man shouldn't always have to rehash the origin story and they should be allowed to go outside of the box in writing... you know, the whole point of the movie 😭
      he just has to say that the movie didn't say that because then if his audience watched it, they'd see how ridiculous he is

    • @dreamiinotdream730
      @dreamiinotdream730 18 дней назад

      And the thing he’s complaining about is a blink and you’ll miss it moment. And it’s about Gwen being an ally. Unless she just decided to spend the whole movie not correcting people or was secretly trans the entire time(which I doubt is the case) there are pretty much no lgbt characters and even if they were, it’s not mentioned at all

  • @rockman642
    @rockman642 3 месяца назад +164

    Robot got offended on Miguel’s part how woke of him

  • @jamesoblivion
    @jamesoblivion 3 месяца назад +63

    I honestly don't think Robot Head even recognizes that Gwen HAD an arc. I think he gets so triggered by surface level stuff that he can't grasp character arcs, themes, or subtext in movies. One of the problems with the internet's democratization of film criticism is that many of the new self-appointed critics are people who genuinely do not understand how to engage with media. They're 'film critics' who literally don't know how to watch a movie.

  • @reidt182
    @reidt182 3 месяца назад +55

    fellas, is it female to be a dad?

    • @s.k.4289
      @s.k.4289  3 месяца назад +12

      Apparently

  • @JDMaverick6714
    @JDMaverick6714 3 месяца назад +76

    This is the WORST movie review Robot Head has ever made. It might just be EVERYTHING WRONG WITH MODERN FILM CRITICISM. Literally nothing of substance.

  • @Osc473
    @Osc473 3 месяца назад +231

    I swear when people use the word woke it just reminds me of those people who use words without knowing the meaning behind the word

    • @s.k.4289
      @s.k.4289  3 месяца назад +70

      The boy who cried woke

    • @Dookieman1975
      @Dookieman1975 3 месяца назад

      That’s cuz they don’t. Woke is just being alert to social issues. So literally any social commentary. Last time I checked that’s a good thing and is extremely important and bad writing is the problem cuz literally anything can fall flat cuz of it. Hell him even complaining about the “now it’s a coming out story” doesn’t even make sense cuz what about that concept is bad? Was the writing bad? Oh it exists that’s why. What’s next? It’s “anti gay” cuz the romances we get are all straight

    • @PeterGriffin70
      @PeterGriffin70 3 месяца назад +9

      I woke up

    • @anangelicpancake7876
      @anangelicpancake7876 2 месяца назад +15

      I love when the WOKER says "I'm WOKE and it's WOKING time" and WOKES on all the anti-WOKE people, WOKELY

    • @anothermiddleschoolburnout8816
      @anothermiddleschoolburnout8816 2 месяца назад +4

      It's definitely a word that needs to be on the top shelf until they know what it means and how to use it.

  • @SamuelScribblz
    @SamuelScribblz 3 месяца назад +149

    17:13 this segment annoyed me so much because SPIDER-VERSE is on the title meaning any spiderman

  • @pumpkinqueen9615
    @pumpkinqueen9615 3 месяца назад +96

    my 5 year old nephew understands this movie better the robot head that's just sad

    • @s.k.4289
      @s.k.4289  3 месяца назад +12

      😂

    • @TalpaTulpa
      @TalpaTulpa 2 месяца назад

      Looks like this guy was down growing when he was 12. No formal stage for robot head, womp womp

  • @frostythesnowmanlol
    @frostythesnowmanlol 2 месяца назад +42

    If you're complaining about a spider being a smartass, you do not understand the concept of spiderman

  • @dar1ing_azizi
    @dar1ing_azizi 3 месяца назад +74

    plenty of problems w his review, but man I hate when people immediately connect humorous , laidback and/or bubbly characters to being stupid 💔

  • @PizzaTimeBean
    @PizzaTimeBean 3 месяца назад +129

    Haven't finished the video yet but man this guy is trying so hard to be The Critical Drinker level of comedy and CinemaSins level of not paying attention + speaking over the movies he "sins" just to play dumb and complain + sin said film about "not explaining" something it did. Majority of the complaints I've heard from him so far are pointing things out on the screen and whining about it or missing the point entirely which isn't far off from Cinemasins.

    • @AeonPhoenix
      @AeonPhoenix 3 месяца назад +13

      To be honest, Cinemasins' takes on movies aren't really meant to be taken seriously. I still watch him from time to time, and at this point, I recognize that he knows the plot of these films, but he was never meant to be a full time movie critic and decided to run his own thing ever since he started the channel.
      I really don't get why people have a problem with him.

    • @PizzaTimeBean
      @PizzaTimeBean 3 месяца назад +12

      @@AeonPhoenix Th3birdman had debunked its just "sarcasm" multiple times.

    • @yourdad5799
      @yourdad5799 3 месяца назад +17

      ​@@AeonPhoenix he's often not sarcastic. Remember his chanel where he reviewed movies in his car? Suprise suprise his takes were the same as his "sarcastic" ones.

    • @iditrirajan
      @iditrirajan 2 месяца назад +1

      Tbf I can attest that CinemaSins is probably not serious about those nitpicks, these anti-woke whiners are

  • @joeiorio9654
    @joeiorio9654 3 месяца назад +104

    This is the same person who bullied Temeura Morrison by saying Book of Boba is bad because you’re watching someone who aged poorly with dentures.
    Just a note

    • @mpguy24
      @mpguy24 3 месяца назад +35

      He is also the same guy who got mad at Simon Pegg for telling people who harassed Rose Tico's actress that Last Jedi is just a movie and it isn't serious enough to justify harassing an actor

    • @s.k.4289
      @s.k.4289  3 месяца назад +21

      Doesn’t shock me if true

    • @joeiorio9654
      @joeiorio9654 3 месяца назад +9

      @@s.k.4289
      Even weirder considering Tem has aged incredibly well

    • @brawler5760
      @brawler5760 2 месяца назад

      … someone harassed our lord and savior, Temeura Morrison? Get that fucker out, now

    • @dachemistofx1667
      @dachemistofx1667 2 месяца назад +1

      Isn't this the guy who also said a very distasteful comment about dementia because someone’s father had a different opinion on him?

  • @jittercritter
    @jittercritter 2 месяца назад +37

    It frustrates me that people understand it’s possible to be bad at reading books, but people don’t understand that it’s also possible to be bad at watching movies.

  • @yeeyeeyeeye
    @yeeyeeyeeye 2 месяца назад +44

    What is it with conservative or alt-right grifters having no media literacy whatsoever? You'd think that even if you're parroting racism, sexism, transphobia and homophobia for clout or money or whatever, that you would still have a baseline understanding of how movies work, or have an attention span that lasts long enough so that you don't complain about something the movie already addressed.

    • @bonkers5451
      @bonkers5451 2 месяца назад +14

      If they acknowledge the actual plot or themes they would lose all their credibility

    • @dreamiinotdream730
      @dreamiinotdream730 18 дней назад +2

      They wouldn’t have content if they didn’t purposely ignore or misinterpret the overall message of what they’re consuming

  • @shaquille.oatmeal2724
    @shaquille.oatmeal2724 3 месяца назад +66

    I feel bad for the bloke that made the original video... like it must be miserable to have such a narrow view of characters and men in general to where they basically can't do anything that isn't strong manly man things without being bad...

  • @KacperSobierajVargskeletor5421
    @KacperSobierajVargskeletor5421 2 месяца назад +32

    I can’t believe someone is this displeased with the sequel to Into The Spiderverse. “WAAAAAAH, BLACK PEOPLE EXIST, I WANNA LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE THEY DON’T, AND I CAN’T PRETEND THEY DON’T WHEN I SEE ONE ON A SCREEN! WHAT DO I DESERVE THAT FOR?!” I can hear his landlord realizing what he believes in and becoming shocked.
    I can hear it from miles away.

  • @ShiningStarStell
    @ShiningStarStell 2 месяца назад +25

    Past:
    Spider-Man: "Respect minorities"
    "Woah, he's so cool!"
    Present:
    Spider-Man: "Respect minorities"
    "NO THEY MADE IT WOKE"

  • @fernandodecarlosmalcher7977
    @fernandodecarlosmalcher7977 3 месяца назад +53

    I'm just glad that people are starting to notice how people that unironiclly use the word woke when criticizing something are people that are not worth listening, this video being a perfect example of this

  • @nasa.starry.ultraoof1827
    @nasa.starry.ultraoof1827 2 месяца назад +32

    it's so crazy how being """anti-woke""" inherently decreases your media literacy by 50% bc all the points he brings up are either hearsay or literally pointed out in the movie 😭

  • @vigilantsycamore8750
    @vigilantsycamore8750 2 месяца назад +25

    I like how the anti-woke crowd call *us* easily offended and then make whole video essays about how the movie about superheroes who make jokes hates men because a superhero in the movie makes a joke

  • @aperson4412
    @aperson4412 3 месяца назад +59

    0:40 This is so funny to me. I’ve seen one-star reviews of ATSV that basically go, “This movie is trash🤮🤮🤮. The animation is amazing though 😄😄!!”

  • @carelessdreamer
    @carelessdreamer 3 месяца назад +55

    The pregnant Spider-Woman argument is insane. What does he think superhuman durability means? We watch superhero films to see stuff that isn’t possible in real life! Especially Spider-Man! The reason Spider-Verse began was the idea that anyone can wear the mask. You can be any color, any gender, or even any disability. (Sun Spider my beloved.) If you believe in helping others, you can do great things. I have my own spidersona because it’s such a perfect concept, and many of my friends do as well.

    • @voidatethesun
      @voidatethesun 2 месяца назад +4

      right?? spiderman as a whole is a concept centered around this very idea, which is why so many of them can be worthy of Mjolnir, why so many of them can form alliances with other heroes or have these recurring foes or love interests or whatever. Anyone can be bit by a spider, so theoretically, anyone could be a spider-person. My sona is a stuffed rabbit with a spider inside it ffs. Obviously there’s outliers (like Miguel, who was injected instead of bitten), but this clown missed the entire point of Spider-Man at all with this hissy fit over the spider diversity and whatever weird continuity he has in his head over what qualifies a spider-person

  • @PyroMaker3
    @PyroMaker3 3 месяца назад +93

    Look SK you have to understand that when a movie is WOKE it violates us deeply

    • @itoroT
      @itoroT 3 месяца назад +32

      I WOKE up today

    • @PyroMaker3
      @PyroMaker3 3 месяца назад +12

      @@itoroT *gasp* how dare you

    • @PizzaMan879
      @PizzaMan879 3 месяца назад +9

      My alarm a WOKE me in the morning so that I could get up and take a shower.

    • @itoroT
      @itoroT 3 месяца назад +17

      @@PizzaMan879 I checked the calendar so I can see todays *agenda*

    • @PizzaMan879
      @PizzaMan879 3 месяца назад +6

      @@itoroT I always ask my Parents what’s on our weekly AGENDA.😂

  • @Beatrice_Katherine_Griffin
    @Beatrice_Katherine_Griffin 3 месяца назад +28

    These types of people complain about people for being offended about little tiny things, meanwhile this guy is complaining about ever single thing in the movie and taking it as seriously as possible and taking it in the worst way too

  • @tanishamuntslag6369
    @tanishamuntslag6369 3 месяца назад +82

    Bro criticizing a teenager acting like a teenager 😂

  • @somegremlinwanderingtheweb4104
    @somegremlinwanderingtheweb4104 2 месяца назад +33

    Its also kinda funny that he complained its unrealistic for Miles to ask Pavitr about hair products.
    Y'know Miles? A dude with textured hair? Yeah apparently masculinity will just vaporize the second someone uses something other than 7-in-1 shampoo

    • @dreamiinotdream730
      @dreamiinotdream730 18 дней назад +1

      Nobody let him find the comic where Peter got his hair braided and asks T’Challa if he should wear a durag

  • @TheRegibump
    @TheRegibump 3 месяца назад +67

    This was the guy who first made me realise TLJ isn’t a good film, but overtime I've realised that this guy just has never made good arguments even back in the videos I first watched. It was during the time of Mando S3, which was where I learned that there is a difference between show/film quality and critiquing quality thanks to this guy, as despite not liking the show either I found his arguments weak at best and bad jokes at worst.

    • @channel45853
      @channel45853 3 месяца назад +5

      you're right, TLJ is a great film, not just a good one

  • @Morales3088
    @Morales3088 3 месяца назад +52

    I miss when "woke" was just the past tense of the verb "wake"

  • @dgmilloway
    @dgmilloway 3 месяца назад +53

    OMG. A Spider person is a smart ass?! Perish the thought!

  • @Exorbulla
    @Exorbulla 2 месяца назад +24

    The fact that this guy complains about how this story retreads the same grounds of the old movies and comics, and then complains about how they changed the story of spiderman too much in the same video is just insane

  • @TheJohhnyE
    @TheJohhnyE 2 месяца назад +21

    His "criticism" of Ben Riley is hilarious because what he sees as a negative is, and always has been, how his character is. He's a clone of Peter Parker that is always struggling with whether or not he's a real person because his entire past and memories are not his own but Peter's. 😂

  • @MaxwellGill-e1y
    @MaxwellGill-e1y 2 месяца назад +27

    The fact that he’s complaining about proper yelling in the movie is insane

  • @maxortiz8795
    @maxortiz8795 Месяц назад +11

    “You’re unironically complaining that a teenager is behaving like a smarmy smartass”
    Not just any teenager, a SPIDER teenager. That’s like the perfect smartass storm right there. Seriously, smartass quips are like their whole thing

  • @duckpin
    @duckpin Месяц назад +15

    The second someone says woke in a movie review I instantly know they aren't reviewing out of their passion for movies

  • @milkman-30
    @milkman-30 Месяц назад +21

    In conclusion, calling shit woke as a criticism, isn’t a fucking criticism-

  • @Biscuits..
    @Biscuits.. Месяц назад +12

    Saddest part of this video was that guy trying to convince himself having a kid and being loved by your wife is something “girly” and “feminine” (which makes it a bad thing)

    • @DubGamin420
      @DubGamin420 Месяц назад +3

      Right! I thought the traditional (white) heterosexual family unit was what I conservatives wanted. But the commentator made fun of Peter B for obtaining it.

  • @smokebomb024
    @smokebomb024 3 месяца назад +21

    It’s sad how the word “woke” ended up with the same treatment as the word “feminist”

  • @colixart
    @colixart 2 месяца назад +15

    The moment they started unironically using “woke” as an insult I knew exactly what we were in for

  • @pommedeter7407
    @pommedeter7407 3 месяца назад +20

    That guy’s description of Peter B Parker was so revolting. He just listed completely innocuous stuff, but his voice was full of contempt and disgust. It’s incredible how people can fall so low...

  • @Kh-bs7mg
    @Kh-bs7mg 2 месяца назад +30

    This dude is literally just offended by these women just existing in the movie I swear

    • @s.k.4289
      @s.k.4289  2 месяца назад +11

      It’s hilarious

  • @BeyondTrash-xe1vs
    @BeyondTrash-xe1vs 3 месяца назад +37

    It's very rare to find a review that you don't just disagree with, but you fundamentally don't understand. For example I don't agree with what you said about MCU spider-man, but I understood your point, it makes sense even if I disagree.
    But with this guy, half his points just leave me like "The fuck are you talking about dude?"

  • @squeaks5677
    @squeaks5677 16 дней назад +6

    Ok I’m sorry but “Spider-Man why’d you create that guy?” is peak humor.

  • @thedragonplayer5241
    @thedragonplayer5241 3 месяца назад +57

    Thank you so much You have no idea how long I've been waiting for someone to debunk this god-awful review

  • @Brandon-jb3rn
    @Brandon-jb3rn Месяц назад +11

    Bro is so obsessed with Peter’s Pink robe, ain’t no way bro got that grade school mentality still of blue = boy and pink = girl 😭💀

    • @bonkers5451
      @bonkers5451 Месяц назад +3

      Also that robe looks comfy as FUCK!

  • @R1ver7th
    @R1ver7th 2 месяца назад +22

    its almost like he didnt have any actual criticisms of the film but was reaching for any reason to hate on a film with black male and (implied) trans female protagonists

    • @WilliamAfton-n7d
      @WilliamAfton-n7d 2 месяца назад +5

      Why would someone who uses the term "Woke" think like that? lmao