Uncle Roger Lightsaber
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- Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024
- #shorts #uncleroger #lightsaber #starwars
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The "HAIYAA" when the saber swung got me lmao.
Yup，the custom expensive lightsaber like UltraSaber can be program any effects you want😊
Fr 😂
💀💀💀
@@Tony_Xie 130 for a customisable neopixel from padawan outpost🔥
Yaioapap Hya Jaya Xdddd
Bro the haiya swing almost ended my whole career
Because this is the most Wigan thing uncle Roger has ever seen got me on the floor on the verge of death and still does till this day lmao😂
My man was supporting Uncle Roger and it completely backfired. Never heard Uncle say so many Haiyas
Probably cuz he was embarrassed
Imagine you're a very powerful Sith in a Jedi war, you're cutting down hundreds of Jedi, then you start hearing in the distance a mixture of "Haiyaa" and the screams of the fallen Sith... And it's GETTING CLOSER
If that was me I would just give up lol 😂
I would be very confused
I would be laughing
effect: drops morale of the whole battlefield from the constant feeling of judgement
i would just give up 😂😂
Don’t give Uncle Roger anything as a gift except rice cookers and woks because he will roast tf out of you no matter how good the gift is
"No, Luke, I'm your Uncle!"
Haiyaaaa!
I was thinking the same thing as Uncle Roger, but he just said it without any remorse, the guy is savage uncle
DID, DID HE JUST CALL A KYBER CRYSTAL, A FCKING DIAMOND!!
Imagine getting stabbed by this light saber and the last thing you heard before you died was "haiya"
Fr 💀💀💀💀
And then you hear the Jedi going "WHY SO WEAK?"
And imagine before the fight, the first thing you hear is "FUIOH!"
Then you see the force ghost of your ancestors sighing in disapproval.
@@imjustagun2800imagine them stealth killing you from behind and all you heard was "Fuiyoh"
Its actually called a 'Kyber crystal' and they are the main power/color of the saber.
Fun fact: he roasted himself
The uncle roger mad he got those sound on the saber
Has uncle Roger never seen himself in a mirror? 🪞
Goofy HAIYAA ahh lightsaber💀💀💀
I want to Uncle Rodger lightsaber!!!!
Should've made this on May 4th.
I started cracking up as the saber went "HAIYA. HAIYA." Now just need to bonk Jaime Oliver with it to really get that Haiya through to him 😂
Bro that fricking “haiyaaaa-“ got me so hard. 🤣😂😂😂
Bro mad
It is you
“what’s the last thing you’ve heard before you manage to escape?”
“HAIYA!”
😐
That is the haiyaa saber
That wasn’t msg 😂
Fuyoh haiyaaaa haiyaaaa haiyaaaa haiyaaaa
"This is the most virgin thing uncle Roger ever see haiyaa"
Gets me everytime
wirgin
@@brokenchickensodaaa Wirgin indeed
Dude so many Cucks love Star Wars
@@localsoul9760 ah shit I guess I'm a wirgin now haiyaa
Except himself when he looks in the mirror
A true asian uncle
no matter how much you do for them they will still roast tf out of you
Yesss yesss absolutely True af 👍
@@DarkDomain0001dident plan to you spam bot
@@hixtanot necessarily
"You become astronaut? Your cousin Timmy is already president of United States! He's even negotiating with alien's as we speak!"
@@DarkDomain0001 why
We call it " RICE SABER"😂😂😂
❤ oh 9iiiiiiii
😭🤩😍🤩😅
r u ok@@Mrcool4ever739
Read it fast and Asian “LICE SABER” sounds the same 😂😂😂
Uncle Saber
lol you have to be on the special white powder to wheeled such a weapon
Imagine going into a lightsaber war and then hearing "HAIYAAA HAIYAAA" in the distance 😭
Imagine Kenobi dual of fate with Anakin, each swing of the sabre is the sound of disappointment
@@phunk8607 "YOU STOOPID PIES OF SHI- CAN YOU NOT AIM? ALL THA TIME YOU SPEND ON THA VIDEO GAME AND YOU STILL CAN NOT AIM. YOU *FAILURE"*
I’d run so fast as if Napoleon was arriving any minute
Imagine if you sliced someone with a sword then the lightsaber just “HAIYAA” 🗿
Run, bitch. Run
After all they did for him he still roasted them 💀
Thats their fetisch, they love it! Thats why his following is strong..
Being roasted by Uncle Roger is a life goal for some
@@hiyukelavie2396 I mean true
You know he does it out of love. Its like how some people roast their favourite streamers or friends that roast each other
You want uncle rodger you get uncle rodger.
Uncle Roger: *sees his own lightsaber.*
Also Uncle Roger: “No Bitches?”
@@DarkDomain0001 ok
🤣🤭
@@DarkDomain0001 ok I won’t 👍
No Aunties?
No rizz 💀✋
That "Fuiyoh!" Got To Him
“This is the most wirgin thing uncle roger has ever seen, haiyaa”
Friendly fire bro 😭
Friendly fire how?
@@sixtyninestories💀
@@sixtyninestoriesneither of them fuck
@@sixtyninestories 💀
@@jackveigel3726 nah bruh am i missing something?
Bruh Uncle Roger be roasting everyone LMAO
Least I cam open my eyes fully 😢
@@omega-levelnightmares3763 sadly you cant spell
@@omega-levelnightmares3763 Woah bro too far💀
@@KloverKhan Ooooo 👋 you feel special now grammar police?
@@omega-levelnightmares3763 it's not grammar you nincompoop
Bro roasted him more than Darth Vader
Edit: considerably a lot of likes
same pfp
@@YYroadtoksup sibling
Underrated comment, all these 10 year olds never saw the first 6 lmao
Yo
" ok very cute but this is clearly somone who dont have girlfriend cause this the most wirgin thing uncle Roger seen" that got me but dang bro must have gotten -60 Mental Stability
Fan: makes cool lightsaber for uncle roger
Uncle Roger: *W I R G I N*
😢
But he's a w virgin
He is asian. He will judge you no matter what
@@XD_Salad yep
@Dyslexic Mitochondria are you going to Rick roll me?
That "fuiyoh" is too cute😭
Is it only me or what ?
Nah son shit got me rollin 💀
Okay
@@justsomerandomsam5119 y u being rude
@@isimpforanimecharactersonlyhow is saying okay being rude?😂
No it's so cute,friend (@^--^)
Uncle Rogen:"This is the most virgin thing uncle Roger has ever seen, HAIYAA."
*The light Saber being literally modeled for uncle Roger*
It's "Wirgin"
Weirdest thing ->> Weirdgin ->> Wirgin
@@Nasalfausjnnd1113 even funnier is that it translated your word to Virginia lmfao
I didn't notice that lmaooo
Rogen
WW5:PEOPLE WE WILL ALL FIGHT USING SABER HAIYAAA!!!
😅jshxhz
He doesn't need a lightsaber.
His words hurt enough.
True
True tho
His words will make the lightsaber seem like a little kids shock toy
And do emotional damage - wait, that's Steven He.
😆 underrated af
"The most virgin thing I've ever seen, HAIYAA"
Bros talking about his own lightsaber 💀
*Wirgin
That’s what his ex wife said he had a light saber
So close 🤣
that someone else made... haha
@@rolf6266 😂😂
You are never safe with Uncle Roger. Disappoint him, he'll roast you. Impress him, and he'll still roast you 😂😂
is he impress?
Like Asian parents😂
Welcome to my mom , holy crap 🤣🥲😭
@@vivipotato3004 hiyahhhh
@@shottygod13haiyaaa 😅
“FUYO” “HAYAH” got me unprepared 💀
Same here, i thought uncle roger himself say it 😹😂
I thought that orange ,,cristal“ was a carrot..
You mean.. “FUIYOU and HAIYA”
😂haha yeah
@@michaleabramson1828 same
Luke ignites light saber during battle “ FUIYOH!!!” “ HAIYAA HAIYAA HAIYAA “
300+ likes and no reply? Let me fix that
@@Bealand0 dumbasses in the replies? You fixed that!
355 like but only 1 comment?
Now it 2
I’m your 400th like 👍
500 likes and 4 reply’s? Lemme fix that
All that hardwork put in to impress Uncle Roger, and he still roast you anyway😅
@OwO your not the real OwO. That dude got taken away from us.
@@bloodbrothers6556 that dude was WHAT?!
i need details, what happened??
499 likes
Getting roasted by Uncle Roger is a prize
@@gasmaskedcitizen OwO was a creepy pasta commenter basically. (He was a real person he just commented everywhere) basically what happened was 𒈙𒈙
“Fuiyoooo, haiyaaaa, haiyaaa” I’m dead 💀
So who's gonna tell their family this new
😐
@OwO ok we won't🤓
“and orange diamond nice” 😊
“FUIYOH”
uncle roger: 👁👄👁
220 likes and no replys? Lemme fix that
"orange diamond"
Every star wars fan:
@@JuveFan69😳
This is certified "HAIYAA" all time moment
fr 😭
Uncle Roger gon' roast you with or without a dish😹😹
With or without the boot☠️
Nah cuz fr 💀
FACTS LOL
Dishtrack
U from vatican?
Bro spent multiple days progamming that thing and uncle Roger just roasts him 😂😂😂
Uncle Roger was slyly complementing him 😂
Multiple days..? This is done in like an hour. Editing etc included
@@Petr214definitely not editing
It is programmed.
My guy knew what he was in for 😂
@@luluw9699so the video programmed itself
My unemployed friend at 3 AM be like:
Unemployed single friend living off SSI, Welfare and EBT and section 8
You win every battle even ww3 also ww4
@Rastafoureyes get all that amd I will be envious😅.
I have to work to be able to barely afford stuff.
Hooked up with cheap rent, somebody paying your rent and getting money for food, all while getting cash from ssi.
That person is hooked up
@martinbooic no one loves you
Reason why giyuu is late
If someone does this in the middle of a war I’m getting demoted for laughing💀
You second ago 😂
You now 💀
Frrr 😂
LMFAO!😂
Haiyaaaa
Imagine watching star wars and Luke pulls out his light saber and you just hear 'HAIYAHH'
Somebody please make the video of this, the haiya light saber swing
Nah I'd instantly lose
I sense a disturbance in the force
Your watching the movie and Luke is in a quiet room hiding from everyone and they pan away to Vader
Only for them to hear muffled "fuiouhhh" from behind the wall. They know they are all f***
“I find your lack of fried rice disturbing”
You just made my day so much better with that joke
Good let the msg flow through you 😈😈
Lol, I'm dying
May the HIYAH be with u
Fried rice, you lack
“May the wok be with you.”
Underrated
🤣🤣
😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂
Uncle Roger roasting the roaster 🤣
He wasn’t trying to roast him
@@Hussainfloppabut he does😂
That’s what she said😂😂
Pack god join the chat
You know it's an Uncle Roger video when someone's pouring a sachet of small white crystals onto the table and he's like "MSG, very nice."
@@DarkDomain0001 alright sure i wont ever click it
Breaking bad reference?
“Because it da most WIR-GIN ting Uncle roger ever seee”
This got me dying 💀💀😂😂
But the fact that’s it’s for him anyways 😂😂
Bru how old are you what’s up wit yo name and pfp
FR
Also got no comments
HIYAAA
FR tho 😂😂
"Master Skywalker, theres too many of them, what are we going to do?"
"Sorry children..."
That's just too good
HAIYAAA
Why did i ltrlly hear it in his chinese accent💀💀
HAIYAAAAAA@@TheOriginalStarwalker64
Someone : *makes a lightsaber as a fan of uncle Roger*
Uncle Roger : you are virgin
"FUIYOHHHH"
"HAIYAA HAIYAA HAIYAA"
Im dying rn
😂😂😂😂 i agree
Same
same
STAR WARS : The rise of egg fried rice
Pov me rn: *WHEEEEEZZEEEE*
"You call this fried rice?" "You are not a Darth or a Sith. Your blade not hot enough."
Should be added to the sounds.
😹
Honestly I'm more interested in it than in the new SW movies.
May the MSG be with you
"this is clearly who don't have a girlfriend" bro took the roast to the other whole level 💀💀💀
72 likes and 0 Replies? Let me fix that
I love how he called the Kyber crystal a “orange diamond”
Edit: damn, I’m not that guy, but 1,400 likes is a lot
@@Ryanrulesokwhy?
@@SolarisLunadaor uncle Rogers original shirt
@Solaris Luna Ráez Martínez NO! the orange crystal is based on his signature orange polo shirt, not his skin color.
🤓
@@Sogma1131 looks like someone that doesn't know what star wars is
Imagine watching the Star Wars movies with uncle Roger’s Haiyaa as sound effect when the sabers swing around😌
Only some of Uncle Roger's nieces and nephews would appreciate it. Everyone else would just find it annoying and be confused, haiyaa.
😂😂
Imagine watching the new Star Wars movie and uncle roger pulls out his lightsaber that says HAYEY
He doesn’t say, hay yea
He says haiiya👁👄👁
@@Jafei-ih2fb haiya you meant-
I might actually like the movies again
@@Loversofknywrong it’s HAIIIIYYAAA
imagine u in WW3 and u hear
FUIYOH
4k likes sheeeesh
Lol
😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
you know you lost when:
You’d better run.
Fan: Makes cool lightsaber for Uncle Roger
Uncle Roger: *W I R G I N*
@@Dont_click_this_profil3 on shut up
@renderhub5723 ok i wont its probably some sh*tty content anyways
Uncle roger can inflict more damage with his words than that lightsaber
Uncle roger use force in each words to deal spiritual damage
Bro really made him a whole ass light saber just to be called *W I R G I N*
The comment wasn't that good why did I get 1k likes? It's yall's fault for making this comment "blow up". (Ty tho)
The biggest honor
Biggest rank you can ever get
How does this have 1400 likes but TWO replies? lol
Lets get this more replies
1.4k likes and 4 comments? Yt is drunk.
Imagine you are Luke Skywalker and the one thing you hear when your hand gets chopped of is "HAIYAA"
+3 emotional damage
😂 😂
“Because it’s the most WIRGIN thing uncle roger seen” Got me 😂😂😂
The "HAIYAA" scared me for some reason💀
😂😂👽😂😂
@@nofrenzpls bro turned into an alien mid laugh 💀
If I am in a lightsaber duel and the enemy's say "Haiya" I would be caught off guard and ultimately lose due to laughing while dueling
Obi-wan: It’s over Anakin, I have the high ground
Anakin: Haiyaa
Obi-Wan: I give up
It use to scared there Opponent
Uncle roger: “ This is someone who don’t have girlfirend”
Me: EMOTIONAL DAMAGE 💀💀💀
Edit= THANKS YALL SO MUCH FOR DA LIKES !
emotinal damageeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee haiyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa lol lmao bruh
Speaking of, he should make an EMOTIONAL DAMAGE light saber next
I just imagined Darth Vader's light saber saying that after cutting of Luke's arm in the movie 💀
Then wheres his....
Uncle Roger's lightsaber stats:
- Has a psychological effect that gives the opponent's flashbacks of being beaten by their parents.
- It only kills normal opponents in the traditional way, but if you can't cook rice correctly it'll erase your soul.
- If you can't cook rice properly it'll repeatedly call you "Jamie Oliver" and burn your hand if you try to use it.
- If you own a rice cooker it'll give you superhuman strength and endurance while giving you the ability to run at Mach 1.
*mach 2
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
deals Emotional Damage
wirgin shit fr
Oh gosh, that would be a one-of-a-kind lightsaber! It truly delivers _haiyaa_ to enemies and even user alike!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
he doesn't need a lightsaber, he needs a lifesaver 💀
145 likes and 0 Replys let me fix that
100B likes and no replies? Ima fix that
@@sundaystorms5171 ;-;
ERB reference?
@@butterfly_moon2824finnaly someone got it
Uncle Roger giving backhanded compliments is amazing
As a star wars fan, i was crying when he called the kyber crystal a DAiMoND
As a asian i confirm thats a crystal since im nt a star wars fan
Ikr
you all sound like wirgin right now!! haiyah!!
Little wirgin go get girlfriend 😂
Wirgin.
*”This is clearly someone who don’t have girlfriend”*
“So dad,how did mom die?”
“Because someone didn’t had a girlfriend, son”
An alternative for the so dad joke is with the reply being with fioyooooouh and hiiiiaaayaaaaa haaaaaaaaiiiiiiyaaaaaah, haaaaiiiiyaaaaah, fuuuuuyooooouuuuh.
Star wars Fans: "He called the kyber crystal... DIAMOND"
That was me
me too (even though i only learned it through pop-culture osmosis)
Yeah😂, I watched it a 2nd time to confirm that. 😅
@@fariesz6786 I learned about it in the occulis star wars vr game.
Cancel 😅
The "fuiyoh" and "haiyaa" 😂
The MSG is strong with this one.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 epic!
Hmmm yess yesss I can smell the MSG
Hmm yes
the MSGidichlorians are off the charts
Uncle Roger roast him more than the light saber can roast someone
324 likes and no replies? Let me fix that
@@olapak6581 shut up
this fixing trend is cringe af@@olapak6581
362 likes and 1 reply? Lemme fix that@@olapak6581
369 likes and 1 comment only? Imma fix that
Me imagining Uncle Roger fighting in the Clone Wars with that lightsaber saying HAIYA AND FUIYOOOHHH 😂☠️
Uncle roger:” why your uniform so white like Jaime Oliver”
Critical hit ❌
Fuiyooh ✔️
He definitely would have been invited to the jedi council😂
#RAISERIGGY
Imagine following the one moist wall of a dank dark cave for what seems like an eternity, only to have a sharp orange glow break through that abysmal darkness accompanied by the sound of "FUIYOH!"
imagine u got hit by a lightsaber then heard it saying ‘HAIYAA’
Shutup
@@ijustsayshutup rude
Na,when it hits "emotional damage"
Also hearing is the last thing to go before you die so imagine the last thing your hearing before you die is just haiyaa
@@champion1859 didnt u see his name????
This man can roast anyone in the most passive aggressive way
edit:MOM IM FAMOUS AND DAD CAME WITH MILK
Asian Moist
It’s too easy to roast an adult who plays with cartoon stuff
@@Dont_click_this_profil3 why?
“It’s the most *W I R G I N* Thing uncle roger see” had me dying this did
How did you laugh at that 😐
@@RacingFN this guy viewers are the biggest npcs you will find
if you are talking about the lightsaber then that means the lightsaber was talking about you so you just roasted yourself. 🤣
dumbahh 3 year old
Dude just roasted himself without realizing it 💀💀💀
Ikr 😂
@Dyslexic Mitochondria Ok I wont
Haiyahhhh hayiahhh got me laughinng😂
Ok I won’t
@@fazbearent.official7079 lol
Uncle Roger: “Orange diamond”
That one Star Wars nerd: “Actually it is an orange kyber crystal found in the icebound caves of Ilum, an orange kyber crystal is revealed to Jedi who are delicately balanced between light side and dark side ways.”
Thanks for that I just recently start watching the new star wars movies and TV series they have on Disney plus coolest shit ever
@@tj9585 Ik, they got some good stuff going even thought it is not like it was but it is still good
Um actually the orange crystals are not in fact kyber they are a weaker crystal that when used in a saber, creates a blade that struggles to cut metal, it is called fools kyber 🤓
@@randombrickfilms1253 that is actually wrong, it is still a kyber crystal but it is rare and it is weaker then most, it has a deformed shape and size than most. It is still a kyber crystal since all lightsabers use kyber crystals and the crystal changes colour depending on the force user’s characteristics and personality so an orange lightsaber would not work if it wasn’t a kyber crystal
Wait, that means your that nerd
Uncle Roger roasted him while holding back the laugh at that Haiyaa 😂
He kinda roasted himself because those days are over
@Nerobyrne ur confusing roast with bullying 😂.. roast is never intended to hurt the other person.
hearing “fuiyoooh” from far away are enough to make me run, because the moment i hear the first “haiyaaaa” means im dead already
He was so impressed he KNEW how long that guy took to program and make that lightsaber 😂
It didnt take even a secind to progam its a toy you can buy it record sounds wich it.
It then plays them btw
@@RaresRRares pretty sure the sounds are edited in
Pov: you play ligh saber with your friend
Your friend light saber normal sound
Your light saber
FUIYOH HAIYAA HAIYAA HIAYAA
The “FUIYOH!” when the uncle roger saber is revealed is funny as hell.
Almost as funny as the Haiyaa when slashing
Imagine when u swing it, it just roasts people 💀💀💀
Edit: Yoo 150likes in just 12 days???
Edit 2: 518 likes in 3 weeks??? Guys thank you, i have never been this far
emotional damage
Literally or metaphorically?
it could be both
@@Kikiyourfavv both
I thought u said 150k
bro these AI voices are wild
It's easy to have a chip to play the sound
Imagine working hard to impress uncle Rodger only for him to say you have no girlfriend 💀😭