I have constant abdominal pain and been asking my GP for a scan - as it’s on the NHS it’s taking forever...any chance I can get stopped next time so I can get an earlier scan?
You're missing the whole point of the questions. It's to gauge reactions. It doesn't matter all that much what the answers are. Probably the only answer they would believe would be if you were honest and told them that you have more contraband than they've already found.
@@mrfester42 looks like you're missing the point - OP meant what's the point of lying to the agents because they will find out regardless of your answer
I get a laugh when foreigners have to deal with that guy with the thick Scottish accent. Jeeeez, I have a hard time following that guy and I have Scottish family.
its so annoying when these annoying scum security guys keep pushing to search more invasively even when the swabs are negative,so when the guy ultimately has nothing, they get so angry they still deny him entry. seriously these people are fuking insane psychos who just get off on picking someone whos face or skin color or how he talks they dont like and want to ruin him to feel better about themselves because they enjoy and get off on putting others down, they think hey if i put him down that means i am more powerful than him, because now im up and hes down tehrefore im not as miserable now for the next 2 hours before my misery kicks in ten times harder due to karma now i will harrass some more blacks but then see a hot white girl and she will be the one carrying drugs in her pussy but because shes hot white and british and can sweet talk all nice they let her go
@@davidt8087 You mean the "student" coming from Trinidad? I would agree with you 100% had they not actually found drugs on him. They may have singled him out because he's a young, black male with an expensive ticket... but he's also a drug smuggler, so their suspicions were actually true in this case. The pretty blonde girl you mention might get away because she's pretty and blonde, but that doesn't mean the young black guy targeted because of discrimination should also get away if he's actually doing wrong. Now you have two criminals free. Crime is crime.
Exactly! Just watching people from my country tell stupid lies or when I see someone and I am praying “please God don’t let this idiot be” and then they are and I get so embarrassed from my couch 😢🤣🤣🤣
Hahaha I work as specialized CNA other then medical procedures I also help clients with pooping wiping etc. That said I even lock myself in the bathroom dont want my husband to see me lol
I might guess that even though the evidence is there, the arrested is considered innocent until proven of guilt in a court of law. But yes you're right, very professional.
The Australian and UK BP are so incredibly human and calm. They don't beat around the bush, but rather get right to it. Can't stand watching the Canadian and US ones where all stops are SO escalated.
Love these shows! Amazes me the nerve these people have! The only thing I’m disliking is the music playing in the background. It makes it hard for me to hear everything being said. 😊
The British are the most polite people on Earth! “Pardon me sir, it looks like a ton of heroin, a machine gun and someone else’s passport, could you please step over here and bring your bags” wow! Beautiful people
Polite people? You haven't seen British tourists have you? Literally the top three most disrespectful tourists. Amercains, English and French all rude tourists here.
Credit cards are protected, bank cards (I'm assuming you mean debit cards) are not protected. Why would you be using your debit card unless you have to? Also, did you knowingly compromise your card 2x in 3 weeks, or was it just 2 transactions? Time to screw your head on straight if you're getting screwed, lady. Also, you, don't, need, commas, every, other, word.
I have a funny story to share... this was right after 9/11 happened. In Oct of same year, one month after 9/11, a group of us karate members were traveling to Japan with our Sensei, for a prearranged holiday tour. That must have been the safest plane out of the airport that day, with 50+ black belts on it! When we finish our tour and are headed back to the US from Japan, one guy in our group, an artist/sculptor, stand out from the rest. Most of us are dressed well, but he looked bohemian, an Anglo-American with a 2-day stubble beard, loose fitting clothes and a junky looking shoulder bag/tote. His hair looked scruffy, as he partied hard the night before in the Ginza strip in Tokyo. We knew him well, a 3rd degree black belt and tough fighter. The Japanese airport screening ladies did not view him favorably. Everyone else was dressed immaculately (this is Japan after all), including airport staff, all prim and proper in starched uniforms, and here was this vagabond in their midst. The nail that stands out gets hammered in. So of course he was pulled aside, and an in depth search ensued. We got nervous. The plane was leaving soon. What to do? I walked up to the ladies searching him and bowed. I pointed to this dude (one of our own) and whispered, "Karateka, Sandan" (karate practitioner, 3rd level Black). And the change was almost comic! They could not close his suitcase fast enough, while bowing profusely and apologizing to him. They carried the suitcase to the gate pronto! And let him board while bowing again and again. To this day, my karate friends don't know what I said to them to effect this transformation. And I'm still chuckling. Perceptions are everything.
Luckily they didn't take that as a threat. That's all any traveler needs is buddies "helping" them out whispering ominous words into the ears of security personnel. With friends like that, who needs enemies as the old saying goes.
Cazimir Silkovich The sad thing is that for every one they catch 5 or 10 might get through. Cooperation with programs like this is intended as a form of propaganda and they highlight successes and do not talk about failures, but the quantity of drugs on the street suggest that the seizures at ports are just the tip of the iceberg. The smugglers accept those that get caught as the cost of doing business. Essentially it is a mix of blind luck, and incompetent/nervous mules that get caught. The really clever concealments, and clever mules walk through undetected. I suspect that in some cases a stupid and nervous mule is sent through with the thought that if they get caught, they may be a good diversion to get a bigger load through immediately after, and if they don’t get caught it is extra profit. If so, then I feel sorry for the dummy who is often someone poor, being used by wealthy and unscrupulous puppet masters.
mdredmond71 What is your point? X-Rays from back-scatter scanners are a very low risk unless you are having large numbers of them. Do not confuse these low-energy back-scatter scanners with hospital high-energy X-rays. The hospital ones have very high resolution and produce enough X-rays to require the technician to retire behind a protective wall. You will notice that with these airport scanners the operator is not behind a wall because there is no need. The total dose from the scan is just 0.01 mrem/ which is less than a tenth of the dosage we all experience just walking around in our home or in the street, or even in a pristine wilderness for a day. During a typical flight the average passenger is exposed to around 4 mrem which is 40 times greater than than a scan. So while technically you are correct, no X-Ray is without risk, the risk in this case is so tiny that it is not possible to observe or measure. In a year you will have experienced around 365 mrems of background radiation vs a scan 0.01 mrems.
These poor people are desperate to swallow these drug packages. I have trouble swallowing a large vitamin tablet. I'd be scared to death. Thank you to these officers for treating these people with respect and dignity even though they broke the law.
Early episodes of CSI NY depicted drug mules, from Nigeria in which the woman was pregnant and died after she got off her flight. No one thinks the packages may burst and they could die?
I was in law enforcement for 14 years so I really like to honor the men and women who are still making a difference in keeping traveling clean and honest
Remember the dude with the credit cards with names of women? How did the authorities in Jamaica as he said he searched there, didn’t do something about returning them to the owners of the cards? It took his travel to the UK to be discovered!
I think the time of innovation has passed, now it's sheer overwhelming volume. People aren't necessarily getting smarter, it's looking quite the opposite.
I would love to work on Border Control. How interesting must this job be? However I lack trust in people anyway, this would make me probably trust absolutely no one.
@8:26....."he's obviously struggling, it's quite a big package"....ROFLMFAO!!! those handrails on the toilet aint for handicapped users >;) .....XDXDXDXD
Happiness Rolex doesn’t sell that in lacquered and a customs officer wouldn’t be promoting the fake designer product industry. That’s a real watch and he can’t afford it and nor would he buy one.
It's the eighteen bags of white powder and seventy kgs of tobacco that I'm suspicious of. But he's not wearing a suit and he's white, so, he's free to go.
Paul D dont worry. Im sure the staff were forced to allow some drugs in as the government forces them to. How else is kate and the royal family gonna get their coke?
"If I wasn't working, I wouldn't have 8500 pounds in my pocket" Heck, I doubt even with a job you are very likely to just have 8500 pounds in your pocket like that...
@@playonwords55 True, but it probably means he had to save up pretty hard for it... on average a customs officer earns between 23k and 26k a year (though, when based at Heathrow and Postal Langley, this is higher)... So that'd be about 1900-2200 GBP a month. Considering that he probably also has a house, a wife and kids (since most people around his apparent age do) not a whole lot of that might be left each month... So yea... he'd have to save up for that :p
Aroop Roelofs let me make it easy for you. He didn’t save up to buy that watch. People who make 5 times his salary would find it very excessive and difficult to spend that much on a Rolex- especially a gold one.
The awkwardness will disappear and turn into training once he realizes he’ll be doing that for the next 7 years in front of the dude he’s gonna be locked up with
“1998? That was 12 years ago.” Me somebody who was born in 1998: *screams internally in 22 year old* What a rude reminder for how old this show is and how old I’ve gotten 😅😅
So nice! Like I read it somewhere, if all those fifty 50 Colonial nations have been able to thoroughly check Colonizer Anglo British coming into their nations through thy strictly control gates, there wouldn't be a centuries-long notorious global Colonialism and suffering of tens of millions of people worldwide.. 😔
@@mrsalwaysright6478 : Are you implying these poor countries would have been better-off today and their citizens have no need to escape to the homes of their former colonizers, with hats-in-hand?
Like I said, if all those fifty 50 Colonial nations have been able to thoroughly check Colonizer Anglo British coming into their nations through thy strictly control gates, there wouldn't be a centuries-long notorious global Colonialism and suffering of tens of millions of people worldwide.. 😔
"Anglos caused most of the world's problems." - David Cameron, former British Prime Minister - Anglo clans practiced centuries-long Slavery; from Caribbean to North & South America, by wiping out millions of indigenous Native people there, by replacing them with millions of slaves brought from Africa, by enslaving them and living off on their blood & sweat for century. - Isn't it shocking to learn that Anglo clans invaded nine out of ten nations, all but 22 nations in the whole wide world?! - Moreover, Anglo practiced century-long Colonialism in over 50 nations, by living off on their blood & sweat, as well as on those bountiful lands for natural mineral resources, which are essential ingredients for the Industrial Revolution. - Anglo still Colonized many parts of the world, including two vast bountiful Continents; North America & Australia Continents. Among the five main Anglo nations of Britain, USA, Canada, Australia & New Zealand, all but Britain were looted from others.
@@roserevancroix2308 much like how he had no understanding that an older couple from Dubai one of the richest countries in the world could have 8500 in cash and have no job...
@@FATMAN162xno lol they could only swallow an ounce tops there is no way there’s good return on that.. not to say there aren’t scary ways they get bud across the border
It’s so funny to me how they try and smuggle stuff but don’t even play it off like they really are coming to see their “aunt” 😩 like at least pack a back with clothes and make it look realistic that your actually traveling to visit a few days smdh. They find some pretty dung people to do these trips 😂
They always assume because your a student you have to be too poor to buy a plane ticket lol People go backpacking abroad with very little money, And rich people also need to study too.
It's the country of origin that puts the "students" on notice. Given the illegals with fake papers they deal with every single day all originating from the same countries, they have to check them all coming from those regions.
JJ's Life The student had swallowed drugs. They did an X-ray and found stuff in his body and he confessed. The agent had an instinct and he followed it systematically. If he did all of this and found nothing they would have let him go.
Wow - two wrong's doesn't make a right, son. How in the hell can you afford to travel if you're poor...? And why the hell would rich people need to study?
And I think its getting forever harder to smuggle drugs as the more new techniques they try, the more ways to foil their tricks are developed Eternal game of cat and mouse
Hilton Preston I don’t believe there is even little chance to enter with cocaine to any country. They check belongings multiple time before passenger gets it so it is really idiotic to try even now days . Better have normal calm life without crime register.
Am I the only one addicted to these !!! I can’t stop watching!!!
Eleisha Samuels 🙋🏻♂️
@eleisha samuels mee too
@@saurabhvjs .. It's nice watching but, the music is too loud by far ...
No
Me too its like a CSI but real!
Kudos to ALL the UK security border personnel. So impressed w/ how patient they are! Even when ppl lie.
Have you watched Australia and Canada? SO good too!
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So the two dudes gotta sit there and watch him shitting out 60 packages. Happy days 😂😂
@@royr1016 ew lol this first one had to be at the end dude just POPPED out of there
Yes happy days 😂😂😂
And then go to lunch...
...over a two-way mirror, I was hoping. But it looks like the guys just stood there as the swallower produced, inhaling any byproducts...
Earned his paycheck
How do they swallow the packages??!!! I can't even swallow an Omega-3 capsule, I start to choke😂🤦♀️
I'm sure it's rammed up the anus. Omega 3 can't be used like that, especially on the bus.
theflightofarobyn 6 not 62
Lmao same here 😂😂
Negar Hashemian 😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂
@@playonwords55 it was 62 bro
Hilarious!
"You have someone else's credit cards."
"That's a crime here?"
"It's a crime anywhere."
It's not a crime to be in possession of somebody else's credit cards. in the UK
@@JazzFunkNobby1964 How's that?
@@toddmiller5656 I meant to say it's not necessarily a crime to be in possession of somebody else's credit cards.
@@JazzFunkNobby1964 But I'm confused. Even if they're stolen?
@@toddmiller5656 Did you really ask that question?
I have constant abdominal pain and been asking my GP for a scan - as it’s on the NHS it’s taking forever...any chance I can get stopped next time so I can get an earlier scan?
Well you are watching lessons in how to do it.
NZSooz looool mate don’t think I fancy the idea of putting poison into my body to understand what’s causing the pain 😏
@@shanshanijaan6031 mate? You don't need to actually swallow drugs, just act suspicious.
NZSooz ha ha true dat!
Next time il leave my luggage - won’t collect for a bit...check the cctv out and wait for them to pull me aside!
Hope u get help soon
They’re searching your bag and you lie to them? 😂 did you think they would just stop searching the bag if you said there was no more? Lol
You're missing the whole point of the questions. It's to gauge reactions. It doesn't matter all that much what the answers are. Probably the only answer they would believe would be if you were honest and told them that you have more contraband than they've already found.
Each one of these people have the fantasy that they're far too clever to be caught. Generally...THEY'RE WRONG.
@@mrfester42 looks like you're missing the point - OP meant what's the point of lying to the agents because they will find out regardless of your answer
@@GoHomeAndGetYourShinebox No, I didn't miss that point at all and that's implicit in my answer.
@@mrfester42 q
I get a laugh when foreigners have to deal with that guy with the thick Scottish accent. Jeeeez, I have a hard time following that guy and I have Scottish family.
its so annoying when these annoying scum security guys keep pushing to search more invasively even when the swabs are negative,so when the guy ultimately has nothing, they get so angry they still deny him entry. seriously these people are fuking insane psychos who just get off on picking someone whos face or skin color or how he talks they dont like and want to ruin him to feel better about themselves because they enjoy and get off on putting others down, they think hey if i put him down that means i am more powerful than him, because now im up and hes down tehrefore im not as miserable now for the next 2 hours before my misery kicks in ten times harder due to karma now i will harrass some more blacks but then see a hot white girl and she will be the one carrying drugs in her pussy but because shes hot white and british and can sweet talk all nice they let her go
Lol I feel like I need to request an interpreter
Patrick Chubey im from england and know barely any scots and i can understand him
@@davidt8087 l bet they can spell though.
@@davidt8087
You mean the "student" coming from Trinidad? I would agree with you 100% had they not actually found drugs on him. They may have singled him out because he's a young, black male with an expensive ticket... but he's also a drug smuggler, so their suspicions were actually true in this case. The pretty blonde girl you mention might get away because she's pretty and blonde, but that doesn't mean the young black guy targeted because of discrimination should also get away if he's actually doing wrong. Now you have two criminals free. Crime is crime.
I love these Border Force officers, they all do an amazing job..
Truly im so impressed
"All they can do now is wait for nature to take its course" that line had me🤣🤣🤣
☠️😂😂
These are honestly addicting to watch - even funnier when you see someone from your country talking nonsense 😭😂
Anybody know what day it is, and why I suddenly have a beard?
Agree.
My fellow Americans embarrass me all the time on here
I even watch the Spanish ,Australian American and New Zealand versions also.When I finish work and having a brew
Exactly! Just watching people from my country tell stupid lies or when I see someone and I am praying “please God don’t let this idiot be” and then they are and I get so embarrassed from my couch 😢🤣🤣🤣
What a glamorous job working in the "Special Toilet"
Yep--can you imagine having to poop with people watching you? That alone's enough to keep me from smuggling...
@@Elizabeth-yg2mg LMAO! Exactly!
No just no 🤢🤮😷
Hahaha I work as specialized CNA other then medical procedures I also help clients with pooping wiping etc. That said I even lock myself in the bathroom dont want my husband to see me lol
@@Elizabeth-yg2mg 😃
We are learning a lot of lessons by watching these. Pros and Cons. Love watching!
The officer that handled the swallower was so empathetic and professional and treated the man very politely. Cuudos sir!
You're right. Did you notice the oficer say: "...we put him on the toilet and soon he'll start producing packages." ? Quite funny.
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I might guess that even though the evidence is there, the arrested is considered innocent until proven of guilt in a court of law. But yes you're right, very professional.
they know these people are only mules getting paid to bring it in, the lure of money can get people to do stupid things.
@@sarahb.7611 He's innocent until he starts producing packages!
The Australian and UK BP are so incredibly human and calm. They don't beat around the bush, but rather get right to it. Can't stand watching the Canadian and US ones where all stops are SO escalated.
Why is the background noise so loud it drowns out the commentator?
Copyright probs.
Idk why are grown people behavidng like immature cry-babies that complain about everything?
Questions...
people say copyright but some older videos are normal
@RoseRevanCroix "I can't hear what they're saying" "OMG SHUT UP YOU CRYBABY" ??
@Katrinka San Francisco Bay Area but the music is louder than the commentary. That is not how it should be!
The man with packages in his belly was actually laying eggs for the officers 😂😂😂
hahahahahahaha
😂😂😂
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Love these shows! Amazes me the nerve these people have! The only thing I’m disliking is the music playing in the background. It makes it hard for me to hear everything being said. 😊
I turn on the closed captions, it helps sometimes but not always.
@@rmsg7504 Thank you,For that
The British are the most polite people on Earth! “Pardon me sir, it looks like a ton of heroin, a machine gun and someone else’s passport, could you please step over here and bring your bags” wow! Beautiful people
😂😅😅🤣
Wait till the cameras are off
@@rahmanadhikari yup
Just civilized and law-abiding....that why every refugee's destination is the UK
Polite people? You haven't seen British tourists have you? Literally the top three most disrespectful tourists. Amercains, English and French all rude tourists here.
Tone down the music. Good show though.
He has to to avoid copyright detections
This is an old show
@@n.icolew so what? The video needs to be easily understandable. Obnoxious music is annoying when LISTENING to words.
Frank Van Den Dool would you rather the video be taken down then? Because that would happen if the music was lower
Coming from someone who probably blasts music any other time
As someone who has had my bank card compromised 2x in 3 weeks, I was informed, by my bank, to carry cash! Guess I need to save my bank receipts now!!!
...yes or the agents will take your money and buy candy for them after work^^
Pay no attention to that advice. Use your card
@throw away yes... and i wasnt talking to you i was talking to the OP who was given very poor advice by the bank... i didnt even read your comment
Credit cards are protected, bank cards (I'm assuming you mean debit cards) are not protected. Why would you be using your debit card unless you have to? Also, did you knowingly compromise your card 2x in 3 weeks, or was it just 2 transactions? Time to screw your head on straight if you're getting screwed, lady. Also, you, don't, need, commas, every, other, word.
@@tcolondovich2996 My card is protected. Police report sent to fraud department! Your comment is mean. Have a Merry Christmas
They are doing a great job, we appreciate it.
I have a funny story to share... this was right after 9/11 happened. In Oct of same year, one month after 9/11, a group of us karate members were traveling to Japan with our Sensei, for a prearranged holiday tour. That must have been the safest plane out of the airport that day, with 50+ black belts on it! When we finish our tour and are headed back to the US from Japan, one guy in our group, an artist/sculptor, stand out from the rest. Most of us are dressed well, but he looked bohemian, an Anglo-American with a 2-day stubble beard, loose fitting clothes and a junky looking shoulder bag/tote. His hair looked scruffy, as he partied hard the night before in the Ginza strip in Tokyo. We knew him well, a 3rd degree black belt and tough fighter.
The Japanese airport screening ladies did not view him favorably. Everyone else was dressed immaculately (this is Japan after all), including airport staff, all prim and proper in starched uniforms, and here was this vagabond in their midst. The nail that stands out gets hammered in. So of course he was pulled aside, and an in depth search ensued. We got nervous. The plane was leaving soon. What to do? I walked up to the ladies searching him and bowed. I pointed to this dude (one of our own) and whispered, "Karateka, Sandan" (karate practitioner, 3rd level Black). And the change was almost comic! They could not close his suitcase fast enough, while bowing profusely and apologizing to him. They carried the suitcase to the gate pronto! And let him board while bowing again and again. To this day, my karate friends don't know what I said to them to effect this transformation. And I'm still chuckling. Perceptions are everything.
Good job Dwight
And then the whole plane clapped
Luckily they didn't take that as a threat. That's all any traveler needs is buddies "helping" them out whispering ominous words into the ears of security personnel. With friends like that, who needs enemies as the old saying goes.
I love their dedication to work. Thoroughness
So positive for cocaine swab: they search you
Negative for cocaine swab: they search you.
Very crafty of them. X-Rays for everyone.
And they catch you. Excellent result I'd say.
Before the Xray they should have done a swab to his shoes where usually is a strong presence of cocaine contamination from sweating
Cazimir Silkovich The sad thing is that for every one they catch 5 or 10 might get through. Cooperation with programs like this is intended as a form of propaganda and they highlight successes and do not talk about failures, but the quantity of drugs on the street suggest that the seizures at ports are just the tip of the iceberg. The smugglers accept those that get caught as the cost of doing business.
Essentially it is a mix of blind luck, and incompetent/nervous mules that get caught. The really clever concealments, and clever mules walk through undetected. I suspect that in some cases a stupid and nervous mule is sent through with the thought that if they get caught, they may be a good diversion to get a bigger load through immediately after, and if they don’t get caught it is extra profit. If so, then I feel sorry for the dummy who is often someone poor, being used by wealthy and unscrupulous puppet masters.
mdredmond71 What is your point? X-Rays from back-scatter scanners are a very low risk unless you are having large numbers of them. Do not confuse these low-energy back-scatter scanners with hospital high-energy X-rays. The hospital ones have very high resolution and produce enough X-rays to require the technician to retire behind a protective wall. You will notice that with these airport scanners the operator is not behind a wall because there is no need. The total dose from the scan is just 0.01 mrem/ which is less than a tenth of the dosage we all experience just walking around in our home or in the street, or even in a pristine wilderness for a day. During a typical flight the average passenger is exposed to around 4 mrem which is 40 times greater than than a scan. So while technically you are correct, no X-Ray is without risk, the risk in this case is so tiny that it is not possible to observe or measure. In a year you will have experienced around 365 mrems of background radiation vs a scan 0.01 mrems.
The USA x-rays everyone regardless of suspicion or not. What's your point?
I’ve watched so much of this that I can recognise the customs officers individually 😂😂😂😂
Damn 62 packages inside his body
Gives a whole new meaning to the term shitting bricks
I can appreciate their thorough working ethics.
Yeah, it's amazing how well they behave with a TV crew there!
I could watch this stuff all day long.
" We've got a swallower!" Why l can't stop laughing!!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤪
Because you're a swallower ;)
7:15
@@henryate5028 nope lm not! Ewww! 😂
Love how laidback the customs workers sound when they know there is a problem
Just another day at the office for them...
"It don't take long for the man to start producing the goods. 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣, Like his laying golden eggs.
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imagine having to take a dump in front of people...oh well thats what you get for trying to smuggle in drugs
And imagine having to harvest the goods, fishing them out of the sink and washing them off....
Uh never been in the military huh?
Yeah what if he flushes, evidence will be gone 🤧🤧🥴🥴
@@jenniferratto9232 they are no flushes or they listen
It's a special toilet which washes and disinfects the packages before the officers handle them.
It's ridiculous but this show helps me fall asleep at night. It's very calming for me lol. I like watching it as well lol
I’m the same
I have things like that too. For a bit it was Kitchen Nightmares… with Gordon screaming…. how sweet, reminds me of my childhood
( half joke )
Nice watches 6:11 (for me, the customs officer looks suspicious, wearing gold rolex in value more then 10.000 euro)
These poor people are desperate to swallow these drug packages. I have trouble swallowing a large vitamin tablet. I'd be scared to death. Thank you to these officers for treating these people with respect and dignity even though they broke the law.
😂😂
They should be corked up!
Early episodes of CSI NY depicted drug mules, from Nigeria in which the woman was pregnant and died after she got off her flight. No one thinks the packages may burst and they could die?
Seriously.... hollowing out a book to shove your coke in? Thats like something from the beano... surely smugglers are wiser than that?
I'm afraid they're not, Georgina - & that's how you can tell the small-time operators - they're amateurish....
The police don’t know shit. You can buy coke anywhere in the UK
So easy to never get enough. The English make such intelligent shows.
*Picks some cocaine from the package and snorts it*
Yep, that's cocaine, he's going to jail.
Search "come fly with me, drug bust" you enjoy
Tom Norman EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING AHHHAHHHH
@@Tntomski hahaha i was thinking that best scene ever
UK border guards are very polite and respectful - more than I could be...
yeah on the camera
I just found these this week and I'm getting addicted really interesting
Who else in quarantine and just addicted to watching these 🙊
Ignoring click-bait ~ yes.
I'm gonna drink a bahhel of wahheh
I was in law enforcement for 14 years so I really like to honor the men and women who are still making a difference in keeping traveling clean and honest
Please.
Remember the dude with the credit cards with names of women? How did the authorities in Jamaica as he said he searched there, didn’t do something about returning them to the owners of the cards? It took his travel to the UK to be discovered!
Have cash and need to declare. Don’t have enough money and not allowed in. Life is hard.
Typu can’t make people honest. They know consequences but do it anyway. Addictions & greed is taking over them.
Good job done by you. I learn so much about security from you guys, thank you.
These videos mostly are from 2005-2010. Imagine how much innovation implemented now. Great job UK customs department.
By now I'm sure they've really streamlined the production of packages!
I think the time of innovation has passed, now it's sheer overwhelming volume. People aren't necessarily getting smarter, it's looking quite the opposite.
@@rmsg7504 Global civilization is fraying everywhere and every sector. It’s probably gone backwards since, just with shinier tech!
Thank you for that clarification. I now understand why the protocals seemed anarchic.
Now colored people or minorities can't be searched or deported because that would be racist.
I would love to work on Border Control. How interesting must this job be? However I lack trust in people anyway, this would make me probably trust absolutely no one.
Imagine going thru all that trouble hiding drugs just to get caught 😂😂
Love the videos. Maybe in the future background music can be turned down a bit. ✌️
I am so fascinated, I can't believe the risk people will take.
@8:26....."he's obviously struggling, it's quite a big package"....ROFLMFAO!!! those handrails on the toilet aint for handicapped users >;) .....XDXDXDXD
I love that the dogs’ tails are constantly wagging 🐶💗
They love their work.
My dog would be good at this job. He can smell a hibernating mouse under 2 feet of snow.🐭
"We've got a swallower in the North Terminal of Port of Spain"..
-whoo-ooo-oooooooaaaaa, point me in her director sir!!!!
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
As a retried smuggler love this channel very educational what to do and not what to do
😀😀
6:19 Customs officer has a bad ass gold rolex! LOL! Wonder where he gets that kind of dough...
Customs officer just got himself a new rolex
Are you sure ?
The watch band looks gold laquered.
Lmao 😂
Brain Damage it’s a solid gold Rolex he’s wearing. Nobody wears a fake solid gold Rolex - it’s far too tacky.
playonwords55 Some people don’t care about what’s tacky.
It’s impossible to be sure it’s solid gold, it’s more than likely just lacquered.
Happiness Rolex doesn’t sell that in lacquered and a customs officer wouldn’t be promoting the fake designer product industry. That’s a real watch and he can’t afford it and nor would he buy one.
8:45 “Half a kilo of coke in there”
Airport staff wearin an 18K Rolex and he suspicious of others? Hmm
It's the eighteen bags of white powder and seventy kgs of tobacco that I'm suspicious of. But he's not wearing a suit and he's white, so, he's free to go.
Paul D dont worry. Im sure the staff were forced to allow some drugs in as the government forces them to. How else is kate and the royal family gonna get their coke?
There's thousands times more fake Rolex watches than real ones out there, so the odds of it being real are slim!
Me One I had the same thought🤷🏽♀️
They obviously take the booty.
I just came across this series today and haven't stop watching yet
18:20 Trying to conceal something by hollowing out and gluing together the pages of a book? That's the oldest trick IN the book! 😂
"If I wasn't working, I wouldn't have 8500 pounds in my pocket"
Heck, I doubt even with a job you are very likely to just have 8500 pounds in your pocket like that...
The customs guy has a gold Rolex though...
@@playonwords55 True, but it probably means he had to save up pretty hard for it... on average a customs officer earns between 23k and 26k a year (though, when based at Heathrow and Postal Langley, this is higher)...
So that'd be about 1900-2200 GBP a month.
Considering that he probably also has a house, a wife and kids (since most people around his apparent age do) not a whole lot of that might be left each month...
So yea... he'd have to save up for that :p
Aroop Roelofs let me make it easy for you. He didn’t save up to buy that watch. People who make 5 times his salary would find it very excessive and difficult to spend that much on a Rolex- especially a gold one.
@@playonwords55 Are you suiggesting he'd be stupid enough to flash around something he shouldn't be able to afford under the nose of his bosses?
@@hugodrax1674 maybe boss have more Rolex
Imagine how awkward it is having to poop in front of them
Tatertot_ Gaming imagine the person sitting there watching him pass it 😷😷😷😷
The awkwardness will disappear and turn into training once he realizes he’ll be doing that for the next 7 years in front of the dude he’s gonna be locked up with
Hopefully they get hazard pay and nose plugs
"special toilet suite" I love it! These freaking stupid people never cease to amaze me. Doing anything for a quick buck or euro.
This series is so addicting
Rather commendable video quality for this series made in 2010! Most in the era are quite woolly on sight
The rupture of one of those packages internally could cause instant lethal reaction…
LMFAO at 7:15!! "We've got a swallower"
later, the swallower's status will change to pooper!
“1998? That was 12 years ago.”
Me somebody who was born in 1998: *screams internally in 22 year old*
What a rude reminder for how old this show is and how old I’ve gotten 😅😅
Why do I keep watching? Every episode is the same but I love it.
I don't know how any one could be addicted to this with that racket in the background 30 seconds was enough for me.
And yet you took time to comment 😂😂
This show is too hilarious, ive been laughing the whole night. It's so funny because its not fake but real!
Seen a couple of Border Agents wearing Rolex's! Hmm........
Subtitles for the Scottish officer
Never, we don't want you to know our secrets ;)
@@RoibinDeargFiadhaich 🤣
ManLikeH Maybe you take the wax out of your ears
@@ianmuir3640 I understand what he was saying, i was wondering why they would put subtitles?
"I'm a diabetic obnoxious xenophobic bigot and I like bullying foreigners" . You're welcome.
Imagine swallowing that.... i can't swallow meds 😂😂😂🤣 risking your life for what???
5:05 sounds almost like if peter griffin was English. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
LMAO 🤣 🤣 🤣
62 packages to ruin other people’s lives? What sort of evil are we living in??
Pity about that loud 'music' that drowns out the speech
5:45 Nice Rolex the customs man is wearing.
I think at 3:01 is also a Rolex
probably fake one
Love how they catch the smuggulars who hide their caucein at Ga'wick airpo't.
Me too. Can’t stop watching.
I always wonder why these guys never really wear gloves while searching these bags. They never heard of fentanyl?
noticed that.
they do now
These immigration officers are so nice. I’m in awe. “Some sides”of the world they treat you like a criminal first 😩.
So nice! Like I read it somewhere, if all those fifty 50 Colonial nations have been able to thoroughly check Colonizer Anglo British coming into their nations through thy strictly control gates, there wouldn't be a centuries-long notorious global Colonialism and suffering of tens of millions of people worldwide.. 😔
@@mrsalwaysright6478 : Are you implying these poor countries would have been better-off today and their
citizens have no need to escape to the homes of their former colonizers, with hats-in-hand?
Like I said, if all those fifty 50 Colonial nations have been able to thoroughly check Colonizer Anglo British coming into their nations through thy strictly control gates, there wouldn't be a centuries-long notorious global Colonialism and suffering of tens of millions of people worldwide.. 😔
"Anglos caused most of the world's problems." - David Cameron, former British Prime Minister
- Anglo clans practiced centuries-long Slavery; from Caribbean to North & South America, by wiping out millions of indigenous Native people there, by replacing them with millions of slaves brought from Africa, by enslaving them and living off on their blood & sweat for century.
- Isn't it shocking to learn that Anglo clans invaded nine out of ten nations, all but 22 nations in the whole wide world?!
- Moreover, Anglo practiced century-long Colonialism in over 50 nations, by living off on their blood & sweat, as well as on those bountiful lands for natural mineral resources, which are essential ingredients for the Industrial Revolution.
- Anglo still Colonized many parts of the world, including two vast bountiful Continents; North America & Australia Continents.
Among the five main Anglo nations of Britain, USA, Canada, Australia & New Zealand, all but Britain were looted from others.
@@mrsalwaysright6478 except that the colonized "nations" had no gates. Most of them were not even nations prior to colonization.
@5:41 Low level border guard with a Rolex seems fishy to me.
Seize 10k record 5k into evidence
@The V0iD or he is shit with money because he bought a rolex.
Where you think all the money he confiscates go ??
...how do you know it's a real Rolex?
Are we commenting too fast without thinking again...?
@@roserevancroix2308 much like how he had no understanding that an older couple from Dubai one of the richest countries in the world could have 8500 in cash and have no job...
"producing the goods"........🤣🤣🤣
8:12 And it doesn’t take long for him to start producing the package. Lmao 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
7:52 "we'll have to sit and watch him" (take a shit) oh my holly god - I don't want your job !
@Cumar Farah shitty job
0:14 I can't hear the phrase "startling discovery" without hearing Ross' fake British accent from Friends
Passenger: “I have to pay for the gas”
Customs: “tHe WhAt.... 👁 👄 👁
The audio in the video has some pain inducing spots, but the content is so addictive that I've been binge watching them like they're kdramas!
I wouldn't touch anyone else's "luggage" without a hazmat suit.
right! I remember when the dentist used no gloves. ew
Seriously, they used books 😒 Can you be more obvious.. Wish the music wasn't so loud, it's hard to hear the narrator..
They ALWAYS do this and seem to ignore our complaints about the loud music
Emerald Emerald well its an old tv show, very old. This is just a random youtube channel uploading it
@@emeraldemerald6459 its terrible isnt it! U pay all that money to the uploader for the video to be just as you want it and they dont
Yeah this show was aired in like 2009/2010 I don't remember the audio being so bad on TV though
"We've got a swallower" Why, were you expecting a spitter?
When someone wants to sell you drugs remember where it's been.
I was thinking that but damn do they do that with weed? Am I smoking shit? Actual literal stool from someone's ass? I need a blunt.....
@@FATMAN162xno lol they could only swallow an ounce tops there is no way there’s good return on that.. not to say there aren’t scary ways they get bud across the border
Voice over narration volume often needs to be higher in volume as the music level is too high almost makes difficult to understand.
Good work!
It’s so funny to me how they try and smuggle stuff but don’t even play it off like they really are coming to see their “aunt” 😩 like at least pack a back with clothes and make it look realistic that your actually traveling to visit a few days smdh. They find some pretty dung people to do these trips 😂
The people are dung cause no decent human does this😂
This have become an addiction for me, looking at these border patrol cases. Some of those people that got caught, are ridiculously foolish.
They always assume because your a student you have to be too poor to buy a plane ticket lol
People go backpacking abroad with very little money, And rich people also need to study too.
It's the country of origin that puts the "students" on notice. Given the illegals with fake papers they deal with every single day all originating from the same countries, they have to check them all coming from those regions.
JJ's Life The student had swallowed drugs. They did an X-ray and found stuff in his body and he confessed. The agent had an instinct and he followed it systematically. If he did all of this and found nothing they would have let him go.
Wow - two wrong's doesn't make a right, son.
How in the hell can you afford to travel if you're poor...?
And why the hell would rich people need to study?
@@roserevancroix2308 rich people NEED to study! Very important for all of us
"When I asked.." To be fair- my Dad is from Glasgow, sir, and there were times I had no clue what he was asking me😆
6:20 looking like a dancer with that chain. 😄😄😄
Although these videos are interesting, does it not help criminals improve their techniques to conceal contraband?
And I think its getting forever harder to smuggle drugs as the more new techniques they try, the more ways to foil their tricks are developed
Eternal game of cat and mouse
the fact if you have working brain you would never do this only people with very low iq would do those kind of things
...do you honestly think they are smart enough to watch?
I think if/when smugglers get through,its purely down to luck on the Day
Hilton Preston I don’t believe there is even little chance to enter with cocaine to any country. They check belongings multiple time before passenger gets it so it is really idiotic to try even now days . Better have normal calm life without crime register.