Every Silicon Valley Pitch

[@TheIngPin]

HILARIOUS
Once u work in tech u hear this jargon a daily basis
People trying to sound smarter than they are

[@CobraAquinas]

The slides are by far the best part.

[@blehblah602]

SOLD! Send me the Docusign and I’ll run it by my boss’s boss’s boss.

[@gurumack]

LMAO THE HANDS
Best video in a while

[@anon_ya]

Tha slides 💀

[@brandeesanders6860]

My god this hits way too close lol 😂 😆 “but wait, we take it one step further"

[@DanieleGiorgino]

I love it, when's the IPO?

[@pianistjim]

LMAO I'm not here to pitch you anything... but here's how my tool solves problems

[@spiral8003]

*jazz hands*

[@Suecotero84]

The sad thing is you gotta sound like this for investors to even give you a meeting.

[@mntwiddler]

There was more substance in that than Adam Neumann's pitch to Masa Son. And he got $4.6B. You're going to the top 🚀💸😀🔫.....

[@lvbriefcase]

Nailed it

[@MrYellowTutti]

i found the next tech unicorn!!!!!

[@hafidhzuhdi5784]

I'm not sure whether that a sentence... You just put words after words.

[@MrAnonymousCitizen]

Seems obvious

[@zelllers]

It seems too much like the Rockwell Automation vid

[@AlejandroBelloRD]

...and we make the world a better place.

[@EmanAugust]

You really don’t you self important weirdo