We Watch Steven Seagal's Cop Show And It's Terrible
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- Опубликовано: 20 авг 2022
- Reacting to Steven Seagal cop show called Law Man where he is apparently a cop that sorta just gets in the way.
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Steven Seagal is the grown up version of that kid who always changes the rules of the game so that he could always win!
Starts losing a 2 player game *turns the console off before the game ends* 😅
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How Dare you!?! Calling Stephen Segal grown up...you should be ashamed! 😂 jk
@@asa-punkatsouthvinland7145 I apologize. I don’t what I was thinking! 😂
@@dmichael7144 it's ok, Segal is a tricky kid 😂
You know things are pretty bad when even Dane is saying "Stop tasing him" LMAO, I wasn't expecting that from him
Nice video
@Kavetion no one asked really
@@dvasthighs784 lol you murderer
buff really looked concerned,
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Steven randomly switching to different accents is one of the funniest things to me. 😂🤣
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Consider the fact he's now justifying "jenn-oh-side" on Ukrainians and it becomes less funny.
@@dvotion5819 literally the whole video, dude.
@@dvotion5819 He's been known to do this, he usually has a japanese accent.
@@dontshanonau1335 Agreed. Based on what we’ve seen recently, Steven is clearly a bad dude who is super insecure and begs for attention from dictators and m*rderers. It’s sad how terrible of a person he is. He’s a poser who is desperate for powerful dictators to like him. He switches accents to try to fit in. We should all laugh at his clearly fragile ego. 😂🤣😂🤣
24 years ago, Steven would have never guessed there would be a platform called RUclips that could go frame by frame showing off his trade secrets.
The best part is he wasn't a police officer. He actually lied so long about being a police officer that people believed him, and let him be a volunteer police officer. There's a moment where he crashed police AMV through someone's fence and killed their dog.
AMV? Anime music video?
@@timetravelingasshole5941 lol i think its armored motor vehicle
@@timetravelingasshole5941 armored military vehicle
@@timetravelingasshole5941 I believe it.
@@timetravelingasshole5941 I'm gonna guess maybe they meant to say ATV, all terrain vehicle.
I feel like Steven Segal is the alternate time-lime anti-Tom Cruise - not a good actor, makes boring action movies, doesn't do his own stunts, and forgets that when the cameras stop rolling that he's just an actor.
Yummy time-limes mmm!
you also forgot about being a woman abuser, sexual harasser, and possible rapist.
I never thought I'd say anything vaguely considerable as "positive" about Scientology, but they're not currently engaged in "jenn-oh-side" as far as I'm aware either.
Time lime
But Tom Cruise and Steven Segal are both absolutely insane.
It’s crazy how Steven Seagal did everything seemingly “bad ass” only to turn out to be a joke to people in the end
I love The Offspring! Is your profile pic the Americana album art? I love it.
Remember when he beat his wife? Good times
@@kikij6465 There was a comment deleted..I’m not sure if you’re seeing the lobster profile pic or the persons deleted one..
I like The Offspring too anyway
Even becoming friends with Putin doesn't help here
@@bennymuller3379 haha yeah.. I saw jontrons video on that
I remember when they filmed this. All the cops made fun of him so much. I drove right by the scene by the Rally's and Home Depot with the taser. Big ass production for literally nothing.
I think you mean he was making fun of all the cops/whoopin ass with some sweet martial arts moves. Get your facts straight!
@rocco What parish?
@@kerisrail5683 Jefferson Parish
@@I_am_Rocco yeah, sorry kinda missed that in the video. Where on the south shore? Meterie?
Southshore on the westbank
Can you imagine sitting in a cell. And your cell mate ask what you in for? Steven Seagal got me. Lol
What you do. Oh man I just said one seagal movie was enough next thing there's a marshmallow and 5 other cops lying on me while trying to taze me
I'd lie 😂
Literally my dad 🫠
Knowing that there are officers out there trained by Steven Seagal is truly terrifying lol
It sadly explains a lot 😂😂
Might explain what's going on with cops in the US now.
It's mostly for laughs
@@jessifer23fOhh stop it......keep the liberal propaganda in your house
When Dane says "stop tasing him!", You know shit's hit the fan!
😂
I love how Steven made it sound like the police just showed up to beg Steven to train and work for them and he calmly and humbly said "ok I will. But I can only do it part time"
Steven Segall's accent changes with what he's wearing. In this show he is a southern plantation owner that uses old timey jazz slang, when he's meeting dictators he talks in a subtle weird all over the place asian accent
Doing some research. I found this ‘Seagal’s current rank of Deputy Cheif is largely ceremonial’ 😂
Like, Did he have the ceremony himself and give himself the rank ?
@@Binizh23 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is the most Louisiana thing. We used to pray we’d run into him when we’d go to New Orleans
I'm in love with you and want to have your babies
Whyyyyyy
He apparently did some Lawman-ing around Arizona too, he and Joe Arpaio are friends :(
Fun fact: There is no more show because he chose to resign rather than face an internal affairs investigation.
At least Steven was standing for this one.... Also, pretty surprised that it wasn't just a stunt double that went on patrol
Seagal: *pretends to shoot through one hole twice* "Trying to pass out some of the secrets that have made me a master shooter."
Me: Sir I believe you passed out the wrong ultimate secret. Lying is for the politicians
1:43 Steven Segal is a notorious code switcher and it’s hilariously bad and obvious. Depending on who he’s with, or where he is, his accent totally changes and it’s even more noticeable in compilations because they jump to different scenarios
Tom Segura does a whole bit about the show and it's hilarious and also very accurate 🤣 He (Steven) claims to be an expert on literally EVERYTHING
Hell yeah always great to see a fellow Mommy on CTK lol
Sup Mommies
Tom Segura is sooooo funny!!!
They call that helicopter a skippy
LOL I love Segura’s take on Seagal. 😂
Stephen Segal has a history of hurting women. I would pay to see him try that with the actress who played Lagetha from Vikings. She has around four different kinds of third degree black belts in martial arts.
I didn't know that about Lagetha's actress. That's awesome!
A few shots center mass and those black belts wouldn't matter
@@kooh301 except seagal wouldn't be able to hit center mass without the help of editing.... so, the point still stands
@@kooh301 why is it, that when a comment mentions someone's martial art abilities, someone almost always has to reply with a "Just shoot them" type of comment. Is their ego so hurt that someone is tougher then them, that they feel they have to respond with such a comment.
Being able to shoot a gun doesn't make you tough. It just evens the playing field.
@@cosesu8929 yes
Someone finally gets tazed. Dane "no don't taze him!" You've changed man lol
Steven: I GOT HIM! TAZE HIM! TAZE HIM!
Real cop in background: NONONONO!
Steven anyways: *bzzzzt*
Stephen learns about electricity the hard way...
Steven Seagal micromanaging in the car reminds me of my mom and it makes me sad.
You can almost hear the undertone in the cop’s voice
“Shut up Steven! You’re not a real cop!"
If he's a four star chief, why does he only have two stars in the over the shoulder angles in the squad car? Oh wait I know! He's a humble chief and the two stars don't mean anything to him.
You would still refer to him as chief even if he has two stars
@@Acistra no they’d refer to him as Deputy, or Deputy Chief. They’re decently strict on titles, just like the military
@@jmarie3432 Googling the organizational hierarchy of the Jefferson Parish Sheriff's Office (Which is the dept this farce was made with) There is only a Chief Deputy.. Which is an auxiliary rank below Sheriff with no one under it. He though has no POST certification.. so he would have to be accompanied by an officer who had that.. Still it's a huge joke. Guy's a certifiable narcissist. There's a great breakdown of his life career on Dr Grand's channel about Marshal Marshmallow that's pretty fun
Imagine the entire Sheriff's department having to put up with these shenanigans. I have been shooting since I was little girl and I don't think I've ever had a firearm instructor try to make a big deal out out of shooting anything but center mass. People are wiggly so you aim for the big bits. Ole Yellow Glasses McGee here is teaching folks like they're going out shooting zombies with head shots.
Yes and they will be standing perfectly still for the shot too!
Steven seagal is just the typical karate master, looks like a meatball who thinks he knows how to fight.
Reminds me of my PE teachers in high school.
@@feraltaco4783 also thought of that, but how can PE teachers have such a unhealthy and unflatering body with a profession like that?
Doesn't make any sense ahah
@@lunysama "you better run that mile in this amount of time!" Bruh, you couldn't catch a turtle with a box of Twinkies strapped to its back.
@@feraltaco4783 so true! And they dare to be rude to people who can't do the exercises they ask (even though the PE teacher can't run a few meters)
@@lunysama exactly. Like anyone is going to take fitness advice from someone who can barely roll out of bed in the morning.
Steven Segal, the Kay’s Cooking of Law Enforcement
His newest movies are hilarious he uses a body double for shots of him walking up stairs and 90% of the time he just sits, this guy is a joke
Hopefully he didn't use Joe Biden for the walking up stairs lul.
I mean, have you SEEN how he runs in his older movies?
The part in his show when he is teaching how to shoot and he says just become the bullet or something along those lines had me rolling, I've never instructed someone to be the bullet I teach grip, stance, sights, and recoil management. South Park did his character perfectly
The life he has is insane he had like three wife's was cheating people out of thousands, Steve was a horrible person lol
That and sexual abuse allegations
uuuh "was"? that filthy incel troll is still alive.....
And when you thought he hit the low point, he's doing Russian propaganda
That blurry blob under the wood piece where he shot the match was probably the person that jumped up to replace the match with a lit one. 😂
I remember the first time I learned Steven Seagal was a cop, generally thought it was a promotion thing for a new movie he was doing to learn he is LEGITIMATELY an officer. Never wanted to break the law but god damn I wouldn't mind getting slam dunked by Steven Seagal 🤣🤣 what a wild story to tell the grandkids. 🤣🤣
Grand kids would not care about steven segal
The only thing Steven Seagal is going to slam dunk is a cheeseburger
Steven Seagal, the man, the legend. The guy who's out of breath just from sitting, is now a real life Robo cop.
To be fair. If I ran a police department. I would also employ a harmless over the top actor part time to make my job more entertaining
honestly. they need it. being a cop is too much work and boring at times too.
Hes not harmless he killed like 100 chickens and a puppy
@@cjzggi6522 and one of the sheriffs he's close enough buddies with to be a deputy of is Joe Arpaio...
Kens vision is amazing. I’m always impressed by what he catches on to or sees randomly
Steven was trying to steal Buffs line. Tase him is definitely a Buff line. Lol
I love all you need to be a good cop is being able to shoot a gun well. 😂
I still can’t believe my dad liked his movies in the 90’s, I thought they were bad then and I see clips of them now and damn they were horrible. So I’m not surprised this show is terrible, but at least I can laugh while you guys react to this show.
Same, my old man would binge watch movies of Segal
@@mariotsubasashimizu5581 I think a lot of Dads did back then tbh I have no clue how they enjoyed them because Segal is a really bad actor.
Well In Finland back In 1990 decade, Steven Seagal was the man. I remember when his Under Siege and Under Siege 2 came from tv like twice a year. The other hot actors of that time In tv were Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme.
@@m1ghty_m1kk04 Yeah I know he was popular back then, I definitely remember that. But I always thought his acting was bad, I just never got into his movies.
Idk I wouldn't say I was a fan but his earlier stuff was ok though at this point man's needs to retire geez
Steven has carried and handled lethal weapons all his life.
His left, and right fist.
More like his left and right ventricles
I loved competing in HS on the olympic ranges. They have sensor systems that can confirm if a round does go through the center and there are these plugs used to measure how close to the dot your round got and if there was any tear in the line of the circle surrounding the bull dot. That's when you start competing in precision marksmanship--everyone's trying to maintain perfects in each position while wearing what looks like Hockey Goalie padding. It's not the best scholarship into colleges, though. You either have to be forced into an ROTC program to continue competing, or they won't cover tuition in order to join their team.
I'm from south Louisiana and around that parish. No body had ever seen or heard of him before that.
For him to immediately start saying “taze him” I think he needs to be on To Catch a Predator instead
No one holds a weapon like that. You'll lose your thumb.
9:31 in the frame of him "shooting the match stick" you can see the clothespin bend at the top too 😂 damn that's gold
I’m sure the police were so happy to have him there 🙄
How could they possibly do their job well without him there?
I'm in love with you
He now helps war criminals, great job.
One hole drills are absolutely a thing, and anyone regularly handling a gun should have a decent one, BUT you set your own first shot. I'm sure an expert marksman could place a one hole that someone else set, but that's not the point of the drill and it's setting someone up for failure.
Excuse you ma'am, it's "expert shooter", not this made-up "marksman" word you used!
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I'm in love with you
@@GeekExtremist checked the dictionary and marksman actually exist and not a made up word. Merriam-Webster defines it as "a person skilled in shooting at a mark or target"
@@hinatamercury LMAO Sarcasm my dude 🤣
If you look, I actually made a comment before the reply you're referring to making fun of Seagal constantly calling himself an "Expert shooter" instead of a marksman. I appreciate the definition though, just not sure if you were only trying to "white knight" or not.
From 10 feet away I can use a slingshot and hit the hole... When you get I to long range shooting then the "1 hole drill" is pretty pointless becuase it's impossible to perfectly line up something when wind, rotation, heat, and the fact the bullet can be slightly off. Anything besides a pistol or indoor shooting range would make it pointless
His whole career was a bet.
Literally, a director (or agent) telling his mates, "I can make anyone a star", and being forced to do it.
I remember seeing this back in the day. I was baffled, but I actually believed because I thought there's NO WAY an actual PD would let him patrol the streets and sh**. Maybe they did, people. Maybe they did...
Steven Segal is my all time favourite actor for all the wrong reasons.
Bring Chris Hansen into this, and he’ll be car chasing out of nowhere 😂.
God I haven’t laughed this hard in years
I remember watching this, used to be on A&E.
If I recall Seagal is (was) a "Reserve Deputy"
As a reserve deputy the Sheriff can pretty much have Seagal do whatever he wants as long as he meets the State minimum requirements.
He had been there since the 80's, back then all the Sheriff needed to do was submit Seagal's information to the State board and he becomes a "Registered Peace Officer."
Meaning all he has to do is show up and pull a shift once every 5 years, complete his annuals (firearm and legal update classes) and he can remain "active."
At some point he weaseled his way into training a certain department and they just made him an 'honorary' cop. He is most definitely not a cop.
Edit: training them in his 'martial arts' for self defense.
It’s like when they give a plastic badge to a kid and let him sit in the front seat, except he’s so dumb he thinks it’s real.
And later on, Steven probably approached some higher-up who vaguely liked some of his old movies and asked him to help him with his new show, with the promise of some good PR for their local department.
Lol guy is the most legit martial artist in the West
@@koolkidmalumunzolo Do some research. Hes got some moves but overall hes a complete fraud. Sorry. Theres a couple documentaries about it.
@@jebadibus1779 You might want to research sarcasm..
This is freaking hilarious Good for Chief's editor.
"Robin hood but with a gun"...I died 😆 🤣
"HE'S GETTING A McDOUBLE!" 🤣🤣
Damn right Dane! 😆👌🏻 man, this was wild
Being within 100 miles of Steven increases your cholesterol rate.
He’s Russia’s waste of propaganda now 😂
He is asked to train and shows one person that obviously would "let him feel good" 🙄 this is so sad and hilarious!!
Ole dudes ppl need to scrub this from the internet!! Whatever the cost!!!
12:52 if you've ever seen Generation Kill, this is like the exact same thing as the captain America war crime, except it's the police.
Generation Kill is an HBO miniseries that depicts the true story of an elite US marine unit during the invasion of Iraq
Lmao I love his gun sounds "dadoomdoomdoom"
Steven seagal is already terrible, the title describes his police show. It is terrible. I’ve seen it. I hate it.
-just a gigachad
I remember watching Tom Segura bashing Steven Seagal and his show in one of his comedy shows. Glad to see you two doing the same.
Most importantly, did Steven teach the New Orleans PD the front kick he taught to Anderson Silva?
Steven Seagal is the William Hung of action movies
He wouldn’t be read Miranda rights as he’s being put in the car either. That would come later when they start questioning him.
I get such bad secondhand embarrassment from him
The absolute cringe. My spine is shattered.
That ending was hilarious 😆 half the police squad for that district was there. "Tase Em"
Love y’alls videos Ken, Buff, and Scott! Keep up the good work!
It's like Steven Seagal was forced to live in Bruce Li's shadow and now he goes around thinking that he has become the same level of legend as him. Even though he's not close. "Bruce lit a match with nun-chuks, I can do it with a bullet..."
It's easy to go along with the recoil if the gun he uses has no recoil!! what a sharlatan
“He’s a chief!”
“A master chief!” Love it lol
That shooting range video is totally shopped 😂 I do some graphics and social media for a living. Oh Steven
Fan fact he ran over a dog with a tank like vehicle during the show’s runtime
Ken on two videos is the best we can all as for lol
Speak english you moron
OMG DANE "STOP TAZING HIM,GEEZE" ...yall know u went to far when Dane says that!!! 🤣🤣😂😂😂
When you were saying Chief Segal I was hearing cheap cigar. Which was fitting.
South Park's Steven Segal was too Accurate... Comments turned off so its a safe space lol.
Guess Butters didn't get around to approving comments on this one.
Hes been a reserve officer for a long time. Shaquille O'Neal is also a reserve officer. I'd rather watch a show about him. Also most people don't realize reserve officers are largely unpaid. It takes dedication to do that job for no money.
He made a show about it, he got paid.
Finally got to see Buff watch someone be tased! His expressions were majestic!
Never thought I would hear Dane say DON’T TAZE HIM! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
You can tell he doesn't know how to shoot just based on how he has his finger on the trigger. Suppose to use the pad of your index not captain hook it.
I’ve never heard sight alignment referred to as “pointing.”
Steven legally impersonating a “cop”
omgggg I been waiting for you guys to cover this!!!!
Omg...I saw that show years ago when it was on TV. First I thought it was a movie but nope. Funniest thing ever tho...Steven was chasing this guy. The guy looks back and was OMFG!! STEVEN SEGAL IS CHASING ME!!! I about died. Y'all have to do that episode of it, please!!
Imagine steven’s kids watching this video. Bet they’d be cringe-ing a lot
Their dad is on Ruscist propaganda TV, justifying "jenn-oh-side" on Ukrainians. "Cringe" is the least worrying thing here.
@@dontshanonau1335 it's ok, you can say he's supporting genocide
They don't take with him so I think they had really bad expirience with him😢
This made me cringe so hard that my soul left my body for a moment.
I was expecting Dane to be screaming yeesss tazee himmmmm.
Seriously though that was brutal 🤣
It takes a Steven Segal clip to make Dane say "STOP TASING HIM!!"
I love this! Please watch more Steven Seagal videos! He's such a laughingstock I love it
Ken's not wrong, but I would still love to see him make a 30ft shot with a pistol. It's not an incredible feat, but probably harder than Ken thinks!
I wanna see yall do moreover these, that's was hilarious
Loved this one i couldn't stop laughing you two together amazing
Lol when i was 17, I kicked the window out of a squad car after getting arrested for a DUI, they opened the door I had my back against and shot me in the back with a taser, lit me up twice, got a felony for damaging state property exceeding $500, those cop car windows ain’t cheap, but they are weak. Don’t do it
Yeah I got a "Mischief Under $5000" for knocking the back door off its hinge of a squad car in 2003. (Thats damage to property in Canada)
Funny thing, I drive a retired Crown Vic now
He thinks he’s such a cool guy lol
Please give us more of this. It's too funny
We need more of this
Hearing Steven be a rep of Russia in Ukraine has simply just made me loose all legitimate liking towards him. That and that one time he got beat so hard he pissed/shiid on himself.
The match had me crying😂
Is no one going to mention that Ken is using the Dnd player handbook as a mousepad in the background? That’s hilarious
Captain Seagal plays parttime cop with the bumper guards on