-If you want to be credited for your story let me know- Probably the last of these, at least for a while.. I hope this set can scare you at least a little.
Imagine one trying to kill the other only to find him unable to do so since the other is able to protect himself. And learning they are also a serial killer. X'D
In the most famous scene in The Shining, Jack Torrence chops through the bathroom door with his axe. Peering through the splintered door at his wife, he says, “Do you still want that tote?!”
"Take you clothes off." "Hahaha" "No I'm serious do it" "That's creepy! *takes off shirt, works and gets in car with the guy anyway*" There are reasons I can't ever take these stories serious enough to get scurred.
Tau Tauson How about the phrase "I've NOTICED that the direction we were heading in was the complete opposite of my house". Yeah, the guy's attentiveness is just mind blowing.
Yep, the cops here have that too. The whole transaction takes place in full view of the cops, with cameras everywhere, and you even have to check in at a security booth with a gate to get to the spots. That's the only way I'd do one of those transactions. If the buyer/seller refuses to meet there or is uncomfortable being around cops, that alone is a red flag to me. "I'll need you to meet me at my house that's 5 miles up a one-way dirt road in the woods where there's no cell service, also I'll need you to come after 9:00pm" nope, not doing that.
These stores are so fake and dumb. Like literelly the victim had so many red flags given by the criminal, yet they were gullible and fell for each and one of them.
@Trey Stephens yeah the vast majority are fake. Any time the person just magically knows your address is fake lmao the tote story was actually really bad lmao. it can't even stay consistent with its own narrative. The fucking guy just forgets that the neighbors are their, gets wacked with a baseball bat in the face and is just fine.
I gave away two nice ceiling fans and it DID seem too good to be true. But, my husband and i had upgraded. The girl who wanted them was super smart and her future in-laws arrived to check them out in our basement. They were absolutely lovely people and as a retired Deputy myself, commended them for being so careful. They loved the fans, we spent some time talking and that's how ALL Craigslist stories should turn out!
I. Work on craiglist for a living and i aways bring someome with me and tellmy wife were i will be they always truned out friendly and nice iam gald there are nice kind people out there still after these horrified stories
I think most do; we just hear about those that don't. Some of the decisions made by people in these stories make you wonder how they're smart enough to even read the ads they're responding to.
that first story has to be one of the scariest stories on this channel. the fact that the some of the kids on the tapes are still missing is horrifying.
How can the mother of the kid who was cleaning that creepy guys house, allow there child to get into a car with a stranger from Craigslist and go to a strangers house!
Decrepit house, no car inside, an invite to go into the garage... Still goes inside; all while meeting a complete stranger all alone. Like a damn, dude.
I think some people just go with the flow because nothing bad has ever happened to them. They don't expect to be targeted like that, so they explain away suspicious stuff in their mind to be creepy coincidences.
Tommy Gleason I wonder if it's a big or small bush? does he keep it trimmed? what kind of fertilizer does he use ? yeah people should stay out of his bush.🏡
Whenever I buy Craigslist stuff I bring 7 or 8 yoked out homies and we bring guns and have a 50 cal. in the car, which is more like an armored tank with an unmanned turret and hell fire missiles. It's worth it when it's a really sick tote.
"When I went to the back, I saw guys wearing black robes with their hands together over a black pit." It would've been really awesome if they'd been doing that AROUND THE COUCH.
*someone knocks on the door* "Mom? Dad? Who is it?! show yourself!!" *Holds a metal pole* *mom opens the door* "This is getting out of hand...you have been listening to that for days! stop!"
KutieKeiko lol for me someone knocked on the door so I was like: *calls parents in other room* "dad, are you and mom trying to get home? Someone's knocking on the door". Dad: "no, if it was us we would have called your name." Me: *looks through peephole* "OH IT'S DA MAILMAN OK HE'S GOT MY MOMS NEW CLOTHES GOSH I'M SUCH AN IDIOT" *opens door and takes packages* I kept the dude waiting outside the door with heavy packages for 10 minutes. That's why I'm socially awkward ;-; :'P
#same That is so totally something I would do, except I have many other things in my room to protect myself with. I have 2 heavy trophies, a chain, decoration daggers, and an entire bookshelf of books. After all, KNOWLEDGE IS THE STRONGEST WEAPON!!!
right? and when I got the text saying look outside your window, I'd lie and be like "I live on the top floor of an apartment building, what am I supposed to be looking for?" to make them think they had the wrong address and then call the cops without warning the person so that they didn't have a chance to run for it.
The third story is the funniest story on this channel 😂 from the guy saying "you still want that tote?" and trying to break in, to him getting wammed down with a bat, and then even the ending where the girl does a "wimpy slap" at him, and he just tries grabbing her 😂😂 rofl
Story #1: Ok wait...so a serial-video-voyeur kept all his highly incriminating VHS tapes (I'm guessing this took place in the 80's) in an unlocked cabinet under the sink in the bathroom? And he left you there for 2+ weeks alone to clean his house and never thought you would find it? Um...where is the 1st place in a bathroom you would look for cleaning supplies? That story has more holes in it then the entire series of Lost.
Craigslist didn't exist in the 80s. WEBSITES didn't exist in the 80s. Doesn't explain why he'd keep VHS tapes with incriminating evidence in a bathroom cabinet, but this couldn't have taken place in the 80s. If it took place at all.
Rules of Craigslist 1: Meet in the day 2: Meet in a public place 3: open or conceal carry ( your choice) 4: if it’s to good to be true it probably is 5: if they are sketchy have one in the chamber
James is my Grandpas name, lol. He's a really nice guy but he has been in a "horror story" you could say. His snowblower got clogged on time, so he reached his hand in to unclog it and it turned on. He ended up losing the tip of one of his fingers. Yeah, hes one of those badass grandpas.
You see, it's a good idea to be a pineapple, people don't lock pineapples in cellars, people don't stalk pineapples, people don't attempt to murder pineapples. That's why you wanna be a pineapple.
Ali Ak until one day someone comes at said pineapple with a knife, starts slashing at the pineapple's juicy flesh and dump it in a drink to make a smoothie and top off a freshly cooked pizza.
Bruh, I didn't get my grandma's Buick UNTIL I was almost 20. It's an '02 model, I'll be 25 this year, and I'm still driving it. I don't think I'll have the heart to get rid of it even when it's at the very end. Love this car!
who tf allows a 12 yr old to meet at stranger on their own! what kind of sister is that? I'm the oldest of more than a half dozen kids and I wouldn't let my adult siblings go on their own, much less a 12 year old!
A lot of these stories are from a while ago when there wasn't a lot of crime and the story said it was about 12 but it could've been 13-15 or something around there.
"Hey are you the couch guy?" "No, but do you still want that tote?"
Jake Zeiler top 10 anime cross overs
😳
Jake Zeiler
*Now this is the most ambitious crossover event in history*
Ha xD Splendid humor here. Love it
That's pretty funny Jake Zeiler.
"Hey are you the couch guy?"
"NO this is Patrick
You're the best person ever! 😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂💙💙
😂😂😂😂 I love that episode
Mikayla Williams what episode ?
😂
jack my boy it's a joke
I got jumped by several guys awhile ago but what really made my heart sink was when one of them said:
*You still want that tote?*
Benjamin Brady 😂
It’s free real estate
Lol
Lol I thought one of them said "yo let me get his draws" 🤣
S T I L L W A N T T H A T T O T E?
“So I gave him my address without even asking my parents”
That’s just natural selection at that point.
Survival of the fittest now
Even I wasnt that stupid as a kid. And that's saying something 😂
Yassss
@@randomguy6679 .....I've done that before as a kid:(
I feel dumb now. I thought everyone was a child ijit at one point, not just me:(
"Cool. I will also need you to take pictures of your credit card from both sides so I can pay you your salary"
*bREAKS DOOR DOWN*
“hey bro you still want that tote”
*gets hit with a bat* "dude lay off.... I'm just trying to give my tote away"
Hdofu Fox no
LMFAOOOO
He's basically the koolaid man
That just made me laugh for a good minute, cheers
Always say let's meet at the police station
Volkswagenman3 lol
Volkswagenman3 so true
Volkswagenman3 lol
Volkswagenman3 lol you made my day
Pathan Pride I'm glad that I did :)
**Kicks down the door**
“Wanna Sprite Cranberry?”
Hahaha
I have just one query.
Bloody Legend
You just made my day
It’s the most thirstiest time of the year
“What were you doing in that bathroom” “Taking a dump, duh”
"i was cleaning it"
"I had bad case of explosive diarrhea"
Rubbing one out
Follow your nose
@@GhostRangerr 😂😂 you have seen the japanese commercial
legit nobody:
Random creepy guy: Yo you still want that tote?
Haha true
Imagine if he actually yelled yea, sure to the tote guy
It comes with a free Bl#wJ%B
Nice one greek brother
Me: Mom can we have a original comment?
Mom: We have a original comment at home.
*Original comment at home*
*The couch story that dude was about to get sacrificed by a cult*
Yep
Good luck on your mission
@@sirajz6952 🤣🤣
That’s Exsactly what I thought
Siraj Z thanks man, I’ve been slaying left and right. Business has been good.
At least that 15 year old kept the money
Stinks Tobe hey Glen Quagmire
wat
Stinks Tobe your profile picture
oh
Stinks Tobe giggity
"Hey you the couch guy"
No I'm the tote guy
Yes sir
Fuck.. I thought you were the hockey equipment guy. Sorry about that.
@@FirstLast-yo5yf lol
Lmfao
Lol
"Are you the couch guy ?" "No this is Patrick!" XD
You still want that tote?
Me: "No, I'm the human guy."
Lol smithplays reference right 😂😂
+Tails9016 B00
Nice Scooby Doo reference
What 27yo woman lets her 12yo sibling walk to a Dollar Tree alone at 9pm after dark, to meet up with a stranger from the Internet?!
My sister
Wait, so the mom had her child at 15?
Jazsarus no
Jazsarus notice how the comment and video say “sister”?
Wtf a stupid ass mom
ok but who needs a house cleaner 6 hrs EVERY day. That alone seems suspicious
Maybe like 2 hours every 2 days
Matthew Aguirre sorry but if a story can’t temporarily suspend disbelief, it’s not a good story
But to a 15 year old they aren’t thinking that, all she was thinking was money 🤷🏻♀️
not if you live with 8+ people that's everyday but only 1-2 hrs of cleaning tbh
Exactly the parents didn't get red flags?! Wtf
I always wonder what would happen if a serial killer answered a Craigslist ad posted by another serial killer.
They'd become evil BFFs.
Ik a year old. They'd fight to the death since there can be only one!
*awkward silence*
This would be a great movie or show to watch.
Imagine one trying to kill the other only to find him unable to do so since the other is able to protect himself. And learning they are also a serial killer. X'D
"He drove a black 05 Nissan maxima."
Ah shit, here we go again...
Omg I love this
🤣
I thought the same thing
@@vinyards7911 Yes yes yes, there are definitely other stories of his where there's a Nissan Maxima!!!
Bro 😂
Or a Knocked Up 06 Kia.
Does anyone else watch these and gets freaked out at night but is kinda addicted
yes i do
Yea
Yep thats me.
Me
I watch these during the day so I don't get scared easily
“what were you doing in that bathroom”
“your mom”
😂😂😂
Oh, you read book number 36 of unfunny mom jokes
"Don't say doing your wife.. don't say doing your wife"
Christian Peck-“Doin’ your...son?” 🤣🤣
Lmao
In the most famous scene in The Shining, Jack Torrence chops through the bathroom door with his axe. Peering through the splintered door at his wife, he says, “Do you still want that tote?!”
Yes I'll come outside and get it from your 2019 Corvette
😂
what if she said yes 🧟
"Take you clothes off."
"Hahaha"
"No I'm serious do it"
"That's creepy! *takes off shirt, works and gets in car with the guy anyway*"
There are reasons I can't ever take these stories serious enough to get scurred.
Still want the tote?
I gave them the middle finger and drove off.
***** kid: okay can I get in the car too?
***** Plumbers Don't wear ties :')
Tau Tauson How about the phrase "I've NOTICED that the direction we were heading in was the complete opposite of my house". Yeah, the guy's attentiveness is just mind blowing.
Nobody:
No one:
This one guy: I was as silent as a worm
Silent*
Haylie Peay I screeched 😭😭
@@RedSpino oops sorry bhaha
As silent as a worm*
@@lucifer_faith2846 aight I got it
The police station in my town has two parking spots assigned for people to meet up in a safe secure location. I think that’s such a great idea.
Every town needs this
It really is
@Thomas Walker Nah simp
ah yes, for like craiglist, facebook market meetups.
Yep, the cops here have that too. The whole transaction takes place in full view of the cops, with cameras everywhere, and you even have to check in at a security booth with a gate to get to the spots. That's the only way I'd do one of those transactions. If the buyer/seller refuses to meet there or is uncomfortable being around cops, that alone is a red flag to me. "I'll need you to meet me at my house that's 5 miles up a one-way dirt road in the woods where there's no cell service, also I'll need you to come after 9:00pm" nope, not doing that.
Story 1: Herbert the pervert when Chris cleans his house
Lmao
"You can take your shirt off. Or tie it in a knot"
@@sociosanch3748 "i've got popsicles!"
These stores are so fake and dumb. Like literelly the victim had so many red flags given by the criminal, yet they were gullible and fell for each and one of them.
Chris wouldn’t realize Herbert following him in every room. He’s that stupid!
and these are just the people that made it out alive to tell the stories.
yes that's so true
_-* yyy. E E ss s s-_-*-
I’m skeptic of this stories. Especially considering 70% of Reddit “REAL” stories are fake
@@verycutetaco I'd say more like 80-90
demian I
U can google it the mustang story is real with tiny shelling
I heard breathing at the beginning of the video.. and was thinking, wow that's a nice touch.. then 5 seconds later I noticed it was just me -_-
XD
+Mackenzie Loomis wait you noticed me breathing behind you crap
+Matthew H The frick....
+Mackenzie Loomis omg im dying laughing
Then you realized I was behind you.
And this is why I use EBay and Amazon IDGAF if it's expensive I ain't meeting no serial rapist!
same
same here
:)
yeah ebay and amazon ar my favorite
LAMO!!!!!! I KNOW RIGHT!!!!!!
"aren't you too young to be the couch guy?"
_'yes, yes I am.'_
I see what u did there 😂
Phineas & Ferb?
69 likes fool, i aint gonna like it but twas a perfect reference 😂
never. give. your. address. to. strangers.
address*
@@christhechilled sorry my bad english isn't my main language
My address is 42 Buckner road Columbia SC
We literally do this every time we order pizza or Chinese.
Just give them police station address lmao
Rules of Craigslist if you wanna live.
Meet in day
Bring a crew
Meet in public place.
Never go around back
Pinktyson lol
And if possible don’t buy off there! I’m in the uk we got nothing like that and I think that’s a good thing lol
I bought a Car from a guy on Craigslist - He chose to meet at a Police station. I appreciated that just as much as he did. Made a lot of sense.
Or you could just bring a gun : /
The story with the creepy guy following him, his neighbors are lit af 🔥👌
Caitlin C.S true
Caitlin C.S NO
or i'l*
ADAM play's ?
Charlie Twyman 😂
"I was 12 year old little girl buying a totem for arts and crafts.."
"I saw an '06 beat up kia"
How the crap did you know it was an '06 lol
Because it's a fake story
@Trey Stephens Probably all of them
@vomitdolls For real, especially the one with the 12 year old. There's no way you would know the make and model of a car at 12.
That plus what adult would let a 12 year old go meet someone off Craig's List at 9pm alone?
@Trey Stephens yeah the vast majority are fake. Any time the person just magically knows your address is fake lmao the tote story was actually really bad lmao. it can't even stay consistent with its own narrative. The fucking guy just forgets that the neighbors are their, gets wacked with a baseball bat in the face and is just fine.
You know what I've learned from this series, never go around back
equine gem sameeee😂😂😂
Gem_ Jumping
Music 0amejicana 0
I gave away two nice ceiling fans and it DID seem too good to be true. But, my husband and i had upgraded. The girl who wanted them was super smart and her future in-laws arrived to check them out in our basement. They were absolutely lovely people and as a retired Deputy myself, commended them for being so careful. They loved the fans, we spent some time talking and that's how ALL Craigslist stories should turn out!
I. Work on craiglist for a living and i aways bring someome with me and tellmy wife were i will be they always truned out friendly and nice iam gald there are nice kind people out there still after these horrified stories
Wait were u the one that sold Joe the ceiling fans in the 'Good morning Julia' viral video????
Again with the basements.
That's so sweet. 💖
I think most do; we just hear about those that don't. Some of the decisions made by people in these stories make you wonder how they're smart enough to even read the ads they're responding to.
What kind of sister lets their 12 year old brother meet a sketchy man at 9pm outside alone?
Best sister of the year award goes to
Ikr lol
+Adrienne C My ass.
+Romtin Kharrazi What kind of 12 year old girl can know the exact year of manufacture of a car? lol
Guy Incognito All of my female friends?
that first story has to be one of the scariest stories on this channel. the fact that the some of the kids on the tapes are still missing is horrifying.
Absolutely terrifying
Ugh 10 seconds in I already catch an editing error.. SMH
The struggle
You growing fast and deserve the success
Your the best can you do more of these keep it up your the best youtuber at the moment
IMortalHHD ALex true
I havnt noticed it
Can you do top 5 scariest home invasions and also a face reveal
How can the mother of the kid who was cleaning that creepy guys house, allow there child to get into a car with a stranger from Craigslist and go to a strangers house!
No doubt. I want to believe that some of these are made up but there are a lot of really stupid ass, gullible people out there who don't have a clue.
@@wrotenwasp some parents are irresponsible tho
i know right...
Cause she dumb as fuck!
Right????
I'm like "what parent would allow this?"
*BREAKS INTO HOUSE* hey bro, ya still want that tote?😂
Hello
Heya
LOL!
@Jan Bass old black warner cartoon experiment
XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD
I love how “yo you still want that tote” is a meme in this comment section
I ate your house..
Malachi Klopek dang
@@cheesehouse2522 kinda weird how the buyer doesn’t bring a full ar 15 and a deagle
Wtf kinda 27 year old woman lets her 12 year old sister meet a strange man at 9 pm by herself?!?!
Amanda Orozco love your pfp 😻
+MissIamTwinkles01 solid answer
jordi199516 well excuse me, PRINCESS!
+MissIamTwinkles01 I'm sawwwryy
jordi199516 lmao
So basically if the ad is too good to be true. Go with 5 people equipped with heavy machine guns and RPGs when trying to buy a 20$ coat.
Muramasa GX
Because if you can buy 5 heavy machine guns and RPGs then you totally need to go on Craigslist to shop.
Decrepit house, no car inside, an invite to go into the garage... Still goes inside; all while meeting a complete stranger all alone. Like a damn, dude.
Tad fucking Ghostal. I salute you, sir.
Pretty sure it's a creepypasta.
Hes braaave
I think some people just go with the flow because nothing bad has ever happened to them. They don't expect to be targeted like that, so they explain away suspicious stuff in their mind to be creepy coincidences.
Teacher: whats 2+2
Student: You still want that tote?
if someone's recording you while you poop you don't ask them to give you a ride home
hey howudoin maybe he just had a shit fetish
What was even dumber is he gave the man his addy
So true 😂
ARMY!!!!
JEON JUNGKOOK MY BIAS hai there lmao (army)
"he was hiding in my bush" lol that sounds wrong
Tommy Gleason yur right
Tommy Gleason I wonder if it's a big or small bush? does he keep it trimmed? what kind of fertilizer does he use ? yeah people should stay out of his bush.🏡
Jarrett Cody lol
Tommy Gleason lol
Tommy Gleason sound pretty cool 8)
"I gave them the finger and drove off." 😂
Dead
LMFAO 😂😂😂
I would’ve done the same thing😂
Neeltje Schmidt 🖕🖕🖕
😂😂😂😂😂
moral of all horror stories: if you EVER wake up in the middle of the night thirsty, instantly call the police
"orders a gun with 1 bullet from Craiglist"
Nonthing bad will happen
Anarchist Gamer yup :3
Sofia Rueda Stop being so serious
Dragon Boss g
Bad guys always have bad shots
Then his prises will go off with a bang
does anyone think these are scary but you can't stop watching them
hey are you the coach guy no this is spartan!!
Me
dmon3y 4701 Ikr xD
dangelos vlogs me some of them are tho
dangelos vlogs yeah ikr
I'm addicted to this scary shit lol....
Same lol
Ctfu
+Money Mizz me to lol
+ProDigy - Daily Destiny Videos & Other Games Lol
+Money Mizz Same lmao I don't know why
"Hey, you still want that tote?" would make great Mr. Nightmare merch.
Whenever I buy Craigslist stuff I bring 7 or 8 yoked out homies and we bring guns and have a 50 cal. in the car, which is more like an armored tank with an unmanned turret and hell fire missiles. It's worth it when it's a really sick tote.
Drake lolll
Drake Woldy stop 🗣✋❌🤫 I’ll spin ya block & give ya & niggaz the blues 💯 pussy’s
Hell yeah
You still want that tote, huh? 😂
I am dying! LOL
"When I went to the back, I saw guys wearing black robes with their hands together over a black pit." It would've been really awesome if they'd been doing that AROUND THE COUCH.
Lol ikr
I lol'd so hard at this.
I’m wheezing
Then the head guy lifts his hood and it is Chris Hanson and he says “why don’t you take a seat”
@@Airborne_all_the_way718 deceased! 😂😂
“ what were u doing in the bath room??”
“Using the bathroom, what else “
IKR
Lol
Bahahah
If it was me I would’ve said “I was taking a dump” 😂
😂😂
- Tries to get a Couch of CRaigslist
- Gets Sacrificed to Satan
"God Damnit Craigslist, not again..."
What if....and it's a big what if......they were just larping in the back yard?
hey want that tote? kid pops out "that would be fucking amazing"!
lol
Aren't you a little "young" to say that?
+Chicken Master ha
your profile picture matches that perfectly
lol
Hey.......
Still want that Tote?
Lol I knew it
Lol
I would fucking pee my damn self
Nah got any TV's?
*Nah you got any stacked mInCrAfT accounts?*
How the hell was this dude gonna pick up a car, by himself, when he DROVE to get there
Maybe he thought he could just tow it by himself?
Who the fuck knows how he wanted to deliver it back.
He was going to look at it...you usually look at a car before deciding to buy it
He drove in a bigger car.
He was gonna ghost ride it back home
Thank you
* gets captured by bad guys *
Bad guys: "Any last words?"
Captive: "You still want that tote?"
Lmao 😂
"ｈｅｙ, ａｒｅ ｙｏｕ ｔｈｅ ｃｏｕｃｈ ｇｕｙ?"
Zorog NŒ ÐÍS PÆTRIK
Zorog y e s
How you do that
JP3NNO s p a c e s I n b e t w e e n w o r d s
JP3NNO just search up vaporwave font
"Hey, are you the couch guy?"
NO, I'm the recliner chair guy! What do you think?
It's*
"Hey. Still want that tote? Its in my car."
This man can't take a hint
+Cara Elias lol
true
lol
*someone knocks on the door*
"Mom? Dad? Who is it?! show yourself!!"
*Holds a metal pole*
*mom opens the door*
"This is getting out of hand...you have been listening to that for days! stop!"
It's more like I wood just stab him 800 times
KutieKeiko lol for me someone knocked on the door so I was like:
*calls parents in other room* "dad, are you and mom trying to get home? Someone's knocking on the door".
Dad: "no, if it was us we would have called your name."
Me: *looks through peephole*
"OH IT'S DA MAILMAN OK HE'S GOT MY MOMS NEW CLOTHES GOSH I'M SUCH AN IDIOT"
*opens door and takes packages*
I kept the dude waiting outside the door with heavy packages for 10 minutes. That's why I'm socially awkward ;-; :'P
Madelyn Witt she's a pole dancer 😂😂 jk nah no one get triggered
#same That is so totally something I would do, except I have many other things in my room to protect myself with. I have 2 heavy trophies, a chain, decoration daggers, and an entire bookshelf of books. After all, KNOWLEDGE IS THE STRONGEST WEAPON!!!
KutieKeiko so true
These stories are all a great advertisement for a concealed carry license.
Gaaah when a weird man tells you he knows where you live call the police god dammit
right? and when I got the text saying look outside your window, I'd lie and be like "I live on the top floor of an apartment building, what am I supposed to be looking for?" to make them think they had the wrong address and then call the cops without warning the person so that they didn't have a chance to run for it.
LMAOOO “hey you still want that tote”
Kim Jong Un aren’t you dead now?
SavagePanda845 nope
reading every comment that says this makes me wheeze
@@savagepanda8458 lmao
Kim Jong Un/ No what’s funny is your username 😂
"Hey look out your window"
Looks out the window
"You still wanna buy that tote"
🤣
“i thought craigslist would be a great place for-“
that’s where you’re wrong kiddo
I found my Dream car on Craigslist so definitely Disagree
" isaw something I could never forget"
"An amazing tote bag
Harper Elyse come down to my car help me get it
best line ever. "my neighbor wacked him in the face with a baseball bat"
Edit: holy balls i didn't think i would get this many likes
Wimpy whack wimpy whack WHIMPY WHACK WITH A BASEBALL BAT
+Melanie Marshall Peanut Butter Jelly with a baseball bat!
Peanut butter jelly peanut butter jelly peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat
HOMERUN
Oh baby, it's a triple!
"hey, still want the tote?"
No thanks :|
sure
no...but dat asd tho...
+Dela Maria *over-dramatic music plays*
+Dela Maria No *pukes and almost passes out*
The third story is the funniest story on this channel 😂 from the guy saying "you still want that tote?" and trying to break in, to him getting wammed down with a bat, and then even the ending where the girl does a "wimpy slap" at him, and he just tries grabbing her 😂😂 rofl
I wrote the story when i was 13 based on something my cousin told me about and i DIE every time i read these comments 😭
I’m glad you think it’s the funniest on the channel tho 😩🤣🤣
"is this the coach guy"
"NO ITS PATRICK"
Lmaoo💀😂
Lucy Humphrey c o r n e l i o u s
Lol 😂 I’m ur 100th like
Lucy Humphrey XD
Lucy Humphrey XD
hey are you the couch guy
um yea I am
ok go around back
oh hell nah
malachi walker Lol
Idk why but "silent as a worm" gets me every time 😂😂😂
DrVetSaveYourPet 😂😂
DrVetSaveYourPet lol
DrVetSaveYourPet Same,to be fair. 😂
DrVetSaveYourPet same lol
Kool
Story #1: Ok wait...so a serial-video-voyeur kept all his highly incriminating VHS tapes (I'm guessing this took place in the 80's) in an unlocked cabinet under the sink in the bathroom? And he left you there for 2+ weeks alone to clean his house and never thought you would find it? Um...where is the 1st place in a bathroom you would look for cleaning supplies? That story has more holes in it then the entire series of Lost.
Craigslist didn't exist in the 80s. WEBSITES didn't exist in the 80s. Doesn't explain why he'd keep VHS tapes with incriminating evidence in a bathroom cabinet, but this couldn't have taken place in the 80s. If it took place at all.
DON'T DISRESPECT LOST/j
you know that most of these sickos "pedos, serial rapists, serial killers" have victims' trophees , right? They like to remember what has been done.
@@sandrinebougie2678 wtf does that have to do with what i said?
@@Warrchild777 sorry I was responding to ravyn when he said "doesn't explain why he'd keep VHS tapes incriminating evidence"
What would happen if a rapist was selling something on Craigslist but then another rapist went to buy it. My brain hurts...
0-0
or if a mexican went to buy it and the rapist wanted him would that be alien vr preditor
Brady Andrews 0-0 0-0
Or what if a kid was running an ad and an FBI agent responded
Tacos and Things wut
Rules of Craigslist
1: Meet in the day
2: Meet in a public place
3: open or conceal carry ( your choice)
4: if it’s to good to be true it probably is
5: if they are sketchy have one in the chamber
Or just pack a 12 gauge and if they sound creepy, yell, "Y'ALL BETTER BE SENSIBLE, OR Y'ALL 'BOUT TO EAT 12 GAUGE!"
Always have one in the chamber.
Generic name123 niggas boutta be out here killing people from Craigslist 😂😂
In canada the most dangerous weapon is the freezing cold. You'll get hypothermia before you can pull your gun 🔫
I’m in Maine so yeah I no cold 🥶 it’s 4 degrees out
“Hey are you the couch guy”
“NO THIS IS PATRICK”
Somebody else made this comment
This comment is literally right under the first person to make that joke on this video.
@@FrenkTheJoy wtf do people even do this it's not even like reddit with karma you cant even see RUclips likes anywhere
Shwoop DaWoop 😂
"Hey, you still want that tote?" LMAO love that this is a meme!
I wrote this story when i was 13 and completely forgot until now i’m DYING at these comments!!!
Man: "Still want that tote?"
Me: "BITCH DO YOU THINK I STILL WANT IT?!
You still want this 🍪?
Imagine the guy breaks down the door and is like "Here's your tote. Hav a good night!" Then just walk off.
Still creepy lol
There's an alternate reality where that exists¹😆
😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂 that'd be an epic plottwist
Rules of craigslist
Just dont.
Try amazon
Althea Damsel what if you want to buy a dog
Amen
I bought Craigslist on Amazon
RIGHT!!! SMH
BuT mOM I wANt tHe iPHoNe 65!!!!!!
no one:
the monster under my bed: "hey, you still want that tote?"
Lol
“What were you doing in the bathroom?!”
“Dropping a deuce.”
😂
Walks out with it in his hand
@@annalyn270 worst way to say your taking a shit
If I drove for an hour to find a far, old, empty, and suspicious house with no car, I would just do a u turn and nope the f*ck out.
Alucard Altair something any remotely sane person would or should do.
yhat is so funny
w
Right always follow your instincts
Unless its theodd1sout's house, then I would defiantly stay
Listen, never trust a guy who rapes cereal.
damn ceareal rapists
ⒷⓇⓄⒹⒺⓎ ⓈⒽⓄⓄⓅⓂⒶⓃ Lol!
+Jonahchu Pikachu! lol ya
+Jonahchu Pikachu! Ha XD
+Jonahchu Pikachu! My fruit loops aren't safe!
“Come around back, the couch is there”
*yep, your gonna get rocked into another dimension*
all that I've learned is that there is no scary or horror story without a dude named James...
+olonely100
LOL
Lol i have so much family called James..... O_O
James is my Grandpas name, lol. He's a really nice guy but he has been in a "horror story" you could say. His snowblower got clogged on time, so he reached his hand in to unclog it and it turned on. He ended up losing the tip of one of his fingers. Yeah, hes one of those badass grandpas.
+Mia Giansanti my grandpa lost 2 fingers and his dog in a crash.
+Mia Giansanti omg me too my grandpa name is james too
who let's a 12 year old go alone?Like what kind of sister are you
Federica Pittt so true though😂😂😂😂
Smh these thots letting out their young brothers
Federica Pittt Ikr? I wouldn't let my kid go out completely alone until like, 15 or 16.
You see, it's a good idea to be a pineapple, people don't lock pineapples in cellars, people don't stalk pineapples, people don't attempt to murder pineapples. That's why you wanna be a pineapple.
Ali Ak until one day someone comes at said pineapple with a knife, starts slashing at the pineapple's juicy flesh and dump it in a drink to make a smoothie and top off a freshly cooked pizza.
Ali Ak but they eat you
Ali Ak
People do murder pineapples, what do you think is on Hawaiian pizza
And smoothies
Crooked Bunny am I the only one that likes Hawaiian pizza
I wanna be an orange
Bruh, I didn't get my grandma's Buick UNTIL I was almost 20. It's an '02 model, I'll be 25 this year, and I'm still driving it. I don't think I'll have the heart to get rid of it even when it's at the very end. Love this car!
who tf allows a 12 yr old to meet at stranger on their own! what kind of sister is that? I'm the oldest of more than a half dozen kids and I wouldn't let my adult siblings go on their own, much less a 12 year old!
Tabitha K. Lol ikr
A lot of these stories are from a while ago when there wasn't a lot of crime and the story said it was about 12 but it could've been 13-15 or something around there.
Tabitha K. right
"the thing that scares me to this day....
i never got the couch."
You still want that tote?
I got that tote for free. Well I had to give him dat ass but I got the tote.
I don't know why, but I busted out laughing when he said "Hey, are you the couch guy?!".
How am I just now finding your channel!! You’re the king of spooky!! 🍂 and 5 MILLION VIEWS!! Congratulations nightmare!!
so the conclusion is you should never use craiglist
jedi knight Use letgo! :D sorry I am selling things there very cheap (no one wants to buy :(
Mary Ann Uhhhhhhh
Michelle Sivard ...
no, on one of the volumes description there is something like that, it might be volume 2
basically use any other trusted website for online shopping lol
Lol, story #3 had the WORST big sister in the world. Who lets their young 12-year-old sister meet some random stranger at night?
Right wtf
AND THEY WHERE ROOMMATES
Oh my god, they were roommates
And they were roomates...... *oH mY gOd ThEy WeRe RoOmAtEs*
Still want that tote
Shayna Gianakas OH my god they were roommates
That’s the first thing I thought about when I heard roommates 😂
"Hey are you a moron?"
"Yeah"
"Come on in"