The HARDEST LEVEL so far versus a real engineer!
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- Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024
- Part 32 - Merry Bridgemas fellow engineers! Poly Bridge 3 (pb3) is finally here, and with 10 years of professional civil engineering experience, who better than to take you though the brand new poly bridge game!?
LINKS!
PATREON: / realcivilengineer
MERCH: realcivilengin...
MEMBERSHIP: / @realcivilengineergaming
DISCORD: / discord
REDDIT: / realcivilengineer
TWITCH: / realcivilengineer
PADDY (MY DOG): / @paddytheapprentice
STREAM ARCHIVE: / @realcivilengineerarchive
Check out some more Poly Bridge videos here:
POLY BRIDGE 3 CAMPAIGN: • Professional Engineer ...
POLY BRIDGE 3 REAL BRIDGES: • Real Bridges in Poly B...
POLY BRIDGE 2 REAL BRIDGES: • Poly Bridge 2 - Real B...
POLY BRIDGE 2 COOL BUILDS: • Poly Bridge 2 - COOL B...
POLY BRIDGE 2 CAMPAIGN: • Poly Bridge 2
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My dad was a civil engineer in the 70s/80s. I showed him one of Matt's Polybridge videos and he said "You don't have to do any math to build them? So it's more like architecture then."
"u have become wat u swore to destroy"
lol
LOL
Them's fighting words
what he yaping about
That theme song Was really good subscribe to this man I want full version
the song really sold this video for me. really in the christmas spirit now
Merry Bridgemas! And what an amazing song lol
Day 21 of waiting for Matt to upload Mindustry Part 3.
Merry Christmas!
FFOTD: The block that launches items to other sectors is the Launch Pad, it has 360 hp, is 3 by 3 blocks, needs 350 copper, 200 lead, 150 titanium, and 140 silicon, uses 240 power units per second, has a item capacity of 100 items, and launches every 20 seconds. And yes, as you just heard, you can select a sector to launch items from to other sectors, you need to capture the sector Extraction Outpost to be able to research the Launch Pad.
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KEEP ON GOING!
keep it going
waiting for the day that matt puts all his songs on spotify
Damnnnn What a banger this guy NEEDS to cool upp more bangets like this
Whatever you do, DO NOT listen to the audio of the video at anything below normal playback speed because it makes matt sound a little tipsy for some very strange reason..
On the first level, the person who did the no hydraulic solution was the same person who did the flippy road solution. Mad respect
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The Earth is Flat.
@@CheckmateSurvivor Your brain is flat.
like your mom 😏
@@CheckmateSurvivor
@@x-a-v-i-e-r You are a globalist shill.
Satan must be proud of you.
Alan making a beautiful, neat, cheap solution, and then putting a gigantic knob over it is hilarious 😂
He saved cash on non-essentials so that he can put it where it matters.
19:35 - Alan just being a legend in having probably the cheapest legit solution possible and then just... That.
that one got at least a 10 second chuckle from me, thinking for once he'd done just a simple solution and then the zoom out to the giant Arch of Dong.
@@MarkoDash Alan is actually really good at the game but his commitment to the memes is legendary
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You would think by now with the amount of Polybridge Matt has played he would have figured out hydraulics
dont be silly
You'd think as an engineer he'd understand basic trig and lever points
@@theencolony5595 Judging by his career path, it looks like he nailed his statics and didn't do so well in mechanics.
@@phillipsiebold8351 Pretty much
Thank you for the intro, Matt! There's no Christmas song that I hate to get stuck in my head than THAT one..... I appreciate you fixing it up for me! Merry Christmas to you and Paddy, Mate!
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Merry Bridgemas Matt’ and Paddy. Hope you have a happy bridge filled New Year
In a town where bridges spanned the river, young civil engineer Matt dreamed of crafting the grandest one yet. However, the intricate hydraulic components always stumped him. On a snowy Christmas Eve, three ethereal figures visited: the Ghosts of Engineers Past, Present, and Future. Past showed him the marvels of ancient aqueducts; Present introduced eco-friendly designs; and Future revealed floating structures. Inspired, Eli combined their wisdom, envisioning a Christmas-themed bridge adorned with twinkling lights, resembling candy canes and snowflakes. By morning, the town marveled at a bridge that not only connected shores but also hearts, uniting past traditions with future aspirations.
Merry Bridgemas !
Underrated comment
I always love to see Alan’s solutions 😂
Dude is a legend in my book.
I think Artsy E. Is (not so) secretly an architect and Matt just hasn't caught on yet😂
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That slow Alan reveal at the end was legendary
Hmmmm, I wonder why RCE didn't compare his scores to Tyler's this time. What a curious development!
One word... hydraulics...
Day 7 of asking Matt to play planet coaster
Yes
Watch the video:❌ listen to the song:✅
Nice to see RCE genuinely gertting better at Hydraulics. We mock his skills a lot - (Especially as he is far worse at engineering than most actual architects) - but he still plays this game far better than I ever could.
I do have a suggestion for RCE regarding the engineering parody songs, try some Muse or Kasabian?
merry bridgemas, matt and paddy
thanks for bridging the gap to joy this year
Merry Bridgemas, Matt and Paddy; wish you an architect free new year ahead!
And pls feed Schmichael this bridgemas
Matt just casually has entire stockpile of bridge photos😂😂
Mr Engineer, if you ever do the real bridge builds again do you think you could manage the nearly 3000M of the Dartford Crossing?
Merry bridgemass to one and all! What engineer gifts did you get? I got new work boots as mine were falling apart.
I'm usually not liking videos within the first seconds, but this time I just had to 😂
Great ideas for the lyrics!
Your Bridge Song was absolutely awesome! 😊👍🏻 Thank you for your Content
Day 67 of asking matt to play chants of sennaar
PLEASE upload the Christmas song covers
day 1 of asking mat to play forts on steam
pls make a playlist where al the songs you made are in i would love that
Check out my shorts!
That last level finished you off, did it? So, a happy ending all around, eh? Merry Bridgemas!
Guys let’s get to two million before new year, please!!! We can do it!
I literally heard the actul song right after i listened to your version
I literally heard the actul song right after i listened to your version
awesome video matt, looking forward to the next city skylines.
18:46 its because your middle hydraulic wasn't perpendicular to the road
why the hell did I wait to watch this, that song is the absolute best its insane how good you can sing
SUBSCRIBE NOW TO GET THE CHRISTMAS ALBUM
petition to have editorman timestamp some of those 'high budget' solutions
wow the lyrics for the parody were on point! i’m a musician and a huge fan! so if you ever wanna create like an original bridge song just tell me, i’d be down for sure lmao
Merry Bridgemas !
Twenty-Second day of Suggesting RCE "Merry Bridge-mas to you and all your fam" Matt to play "Oxygen Not Included"
ngl the bridgemas song is too good
For your real bridge series, can you do cotter bridge in Arkansas usa? It's got beautiful arches, but no efficient shapes or even triangles. And I think the lack of triangles could be fun for a video. I'll keep posting this comment on your poly bridge series until it happens. Love, peace, and bridges.
Flat is justice.
If all women had nothing for breasts, there would be no discrepancy based on size and all judgements would be forced to be based on difference of character instead of sexual dimorphism. Literally, if all women were flat, there would be justice in understanding that a woman isn't her proportions, what makes a person is what's inside.
since a few video he isn't even trying anymore, those video are getting boring. Seriously he went from "trying to be top 1-5%" to "nah i'm top 35% it's ok"....and then he finished bottom 5% and feels ok. He seriously is a shame to the title of engineer.
20:17 that level WHAT??! 🤨
PLS RELEASE THE SONG, I NEED SOMETHING TO KEEP MY SANITY INTACT!!! I love your videos by the way.
12:29
Here you can see Matt ripping off himself by changing the roads to steel. Such an architect move! Sacrificing the cost for some style points…
Do I technically lose no wham December?
Got em!
pls play SFS (Space Flight Simulator), its a 2d game and its very cool, i would like so much if u made a video going to all planets :)
the properly done hydraulic bridges are worth a video or even a youtube channel of its own as to how ppl figure them out and build them
19:34 oh Alan
Merry Brigemas Matt' & pady🌲👷
I feel there needs to make a check box to show or hide RCE related posts...some of thse might not be safe for my cousin's kids.
every year i try to avoid this fucking christmas song... wham is the worst... thanks for ruining my year...
9:15 is you with a Santa hat on. Merry Bridgemas Matt and fam!
Another video you have to skip past the first 50 sec because of another god awful opening
That's no top hat! 'Tis a tribute to Ted Shackleford, The Man in the Yellow Hat.
I watched your polybridge video just to see Alan's bridge😂😂
Some people might be here for all the engineering, but i stick around for those music bangers.
Merry Christmas Matt, from New England (cooler England)
Day 1 of asking to play(now fixed) Kerbal Space Program 2
Damn it! No full song?? How am I not subscribed yet? *sucribes*
Artsy-e, niff-tea and Alan are all RCE. Prove me wrong.
merry bridgemas everyone
Your last christmas rendition was actually quite pleasing.
Why are you punishing us by not showing niff tea solution. You mentioned it but you dont show it
Merry Bridgemas!! Please can you play deckelevens railroads
Day 8 billion of Matt being shit with hydraulics 😅
Try doubling the speed for the bridge-mas song, sounds cool
Wish you'd at least try to find the first cheapest bridges that aren't cheese.
NOOOOOOO we need that christmas cover album!!!!!!!!!!
Day 1 of asking Matt to release the Bridgmas album
merry Bridgemas also i almost died of cringe from that song u made up
everybody get your lighters out and get to waving for that intro!
As a beginner minecraft redstoner i understand your pain
Day 1 of asking Matt to continue planet crafter
We didn’t get the full Christmas album but at least this one song
Flange definitely sounds like it belongs on the inbetweeners
Day 9 of asking RCE to play Creeper World.
I'd rather spend an hour discussing my engineering designs with a team of architects than listen to even 5 seconds of one of your songs. Why do you insist on punishing your fans?!?
Idk. It's funny?
In satisfactory, architecture and engineering unite
love Poly Bridge 3
11:31 the first thing that came to my mind in this level was loop
Day 37 of asking Matt to play obenseuer
“I don’t understand!” - RCE, no date required.
These bridge-ified songs are getting progressively better
Day 15 of asking Matt to play Against the Storm
Day 0 of me asking Matt to play Industry Idle
matt not knowing that he just stole a bollywood song music
Day 1 of Asking RCE to play Bad Piggies
Pls stop singing , or make a skip button, so we can skip it.
Him saying interchange gave me tarkov ptsd
Hes Matt I wrote some thing similar a few hours ago (the vid yesterday) did you take inspiration? If yes it's fine.
Release the whole song!!!
"Elephant head with a pierced nostril" ffs hahaha