(HELLO PEOPLE FROM THE FUTURE, THIS EDIT WAS MADE ON 2021, WHERE A LOT OF SHIT HAS CHANGED. SO, A LOT OF THE PLAYERS I LIST BELOW ARE PROBABLY NOT AS GOOD AS THEY USED TO BE, BUT THEY WERE GOOD DOING THIS REPLIES CURRENT TIME PERIOD, HOWEVER, I'M A DUMBASS, SO THIS EDIT WILL PROBABLY GIVE YOU GUYS THE WRONG IDEA, ANYWAYS, TAKE THIS REEPLY WITH A GRAIN OF SALT, AND GOOD LUCK) Cough, Tayber, TapL, Defib, Flanke, Grapeapplesauce, Izee, Wisp, Zyph, Zyper, BestGinger Cough edit: hey uh yeah can ya stop replying to this? I mainly said this with a sprinkle of sarcasm, but this reply is outdated, please don’t waste your time with this reply edit 2: I got called a dumb shit because i said something from a year ago. Good jokes guys, TapL is kind of worse than he used to be, Technoblade won a 100,000k duel, and 21v3’d in a span of less than a year. A year later than my original reply. But I’ll keep getting shat on because the internet is cool dude. blood for le blood god
I've played in 1.16 on hypixel and for literally every game, I felt like everyone was using anti kb and reach hacks. So if I ever get accused, I just assume it's someone who has way too much faith in hypixel making combat fair for people in different versions.
Me - Wait is he going to die? Me - Hold on he can't get back. Me - Wait he's still alive? Me - When did he get that many ender pearls. Technoblade - Not even close.
Yep....but then lucky mode happened and I won once every twenty times....then lucky mode got removed, and I tried to play the insane, but I win every once every 40498644 20944848382929e9 games
"We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, but to create something that will." Technoblade will never be forgotten. His channel, content, and everything he has shared with us will be alive forever. Thank you for everything you have done for us. Life ends, but memories don't. Rest in peace, you will be missed.
They are basically on equal terms. They had just as much chance to get hits in, the perk kicking in just reverses the situation. I'd still hate for this to be done to me. xD
Thank you Techno.. for everything you did for all of us. You helped me through so many dark times and gave me hope that things will be better. Rest in peace legend Your legacy will never die
I totally missed this era of Techno content but I'm loving it now that I'm going back through his old vids. Thanks for all the laughs, you absolute legend. We'll miss you.
It just makes Me so, So happy rewatching These, Whenever I see These Records of him goofing Around, It truly Dissolves my sadness and Simply Makes me happy he was here at all
Techno is one of the only youtubers that old videos are still good. Thanks for entertaining us with your videos Techno, rest in peace. Blood for the Blood God 🐷👑⚔️
The saying was never wrong, only incomplete. Technoblade never dies. He only respawns in a better place. You will be missed by those still here with us, and cherished by those receiving you above. May you rest in peace, Alex.
This came in my auto play, for a second I thought he was still alive but no... it is just one of his video he uploaded years before his death. Rest easy Technoblade
I’m so sad this popped up on my recomended and without looking at the date I opened it and I thought it was a new vid but it’s an old one….fly high king ♥️
Techno's hands had stolen one thousand blades, but he never held any. Potatoes are his blood and Hypixel Skyblock is his bones. So hear him now as he Unlimited Never Dies!
MCMMO is honestly one of the best plugins One factions server i played in i had leveled axes a shit ton and it was running with 1.9 weapon damage but without the cooldown so i was just kind of oneshotting fools with an ungodly strong iron axe
I feel like every time Techno fights people they just walk off and when I fight people they block catch themselves on the side of the bridge ten times then hit me from six blocks away and combo me to death
Techno is one punch lmao It's so painful i used to watch him almost every video of him back then in 2016 i always come from school waiting for his vids to watch and and after my first ever Google i went to subscribe to him first lmao old days and now i'm re-watching his old videos he was my hero ❤
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"You think I was born yesterday? No I was born last week"
-Technoblade 2018
His birthday is actually 1 June, so he's not that wrong
Cool that was in the video
hm..
we should sing happy b-day to techno noob then..
The last thursday theory
"This guy seems to be a competent player"
*One shots him with fist*
Starco 2312 English hello
@@aalamotaku2756 one year ago, hello?
@@xylom168 hi
starco confirmed
@@xylom168 hi
I love how the welcome guys is so high pitched and then the middle aged man who smokes four packs a day voice creeps in
Yes
hmm
i swear he sounds like a past version of my science teacher man
@Monte Carlo no he wasn't what are you talking about
Techno smokes?!?!
Techno, sarcastically: "How can I win if I'm only at 85% speed?"
Also Techno: "400% Speed is too slow, I MUST FLY"
Actually 400% is the speed cap so he has no choice
@@chewycornell Yound Dragon Armour
Black Cat
@@amiriki those didnt exist when techno recorded that video it was pre end update
@@amiriki still only 600% in addition to the other reply
Too bad he died
"Want to see most illegal thing i own?"
*Snowball x64*
Sword x4
Diamond x65
@@kouluruoka7920 Diamond x0
@@zonkcronk1581 literally me
Dragon egg x2
Technoblade complaining that speed is not important, now speed is his addiction
That makes it sound like that he's addicted to Speed (Drug)
Speed soup
Now he flies
seen his skyblock gameplay?
*+1% SPEED!*
Every Skywars Player: *Haha that guy isn't holding a weapon. What a noob!*
Techno: *Hippity Hoppity your weapon is now my property*
@Ryan Galway yes
You weren't supposed to do that...
im ur 1k likes congrats my guy
NO! This isn't how you are supposed to play the game!
Hippity Hoppity Pig ranks now my property.
Techno: falls of the map
Techno:glitches through wall
Techno: not even close
Wasn't a glitch.
he aimed for it.... thats reflexes and quick thinking
@@inhuman7500 exactly
He’s too smart I will miss him
Bruh he fell so far and still pearled back that was insane think ab the guy who knocked him off thinking how tf did he not die
Seeing how Techno plays, I can’t blame them for accusing him for hacks. He’s too good.
(HELLO PEOPLE FROM THE FUTURE, THIS EDIT WAS MADE ON 2021, WHERE A LOT OF SHIT HAS CHANGED. SO, A LOT OF THE PLAYERS I LIST BELOW ARE PROBABLY NOT AS GOOD AS THEY USED TO BE, BUT THEY WERE GOOD DOING THIS REPLIES CURRENT TIME PERIOD, HOWEVER, I'M A DUMBASS, SO THIS EDIT WILL PROBABLY GIVE YOU GUYS THE WRONG IDEA, ANYWAYS, TAKE THIS REEPLY WITH A GRAIN OF SALT, AND GOOD LUCK)
Cough, Tayber, TapL, Defib, Flanke, Grapeapplesauce, Izee, Wisp, Zyph, Zyper, BestGinger Cough
edit: hey uh yeah can ya stop replying to this? I mainly said this with a sprinkle of sarcasm, but this reply is outdated, please don’t waste your time with this reply
edit 2: I got called a dumb shit because i said something from a year ago. Good jokes guys, TapL is kind of worse than he used to be, Technoblade won a 100,000k duel, and 21v3’d in a span of less than a year. A year later than my original reply. But I’ll keep getting shat on because the internet is cool dude. blood for le blood god
Cxlvxn, Stimpy, Meezoid, Nikolai, Palikka, Swampie
Speedilver , krustydavid
John
Seeing how they play, they likely call everyone who beats them cheaters.
“Sees thumbnail”
My brain: *One punch pig*
First comment also he one punched dream we gotta run
@@talenttherice9932 Dream was meant to be the strongest, TECHNO BLADE NEVER DIES
That's what I was going to say
Yup the real one punch pig not one puck man that’s a knock off
He is one punch pig he should be s class rank 1
Imagine disarming someone but then when they accidentally hit you with their fist it disarms you.
Imagine you don't pick up a weapon so if you are disarmed your arm falls off
My arm broke and this video+this comments made my day
@@catwithbow1687 uve another one
DisArmageddon
@@catwithbow1687 Just disarm someone else
Techno:*uses no weapon*
also techno: continues to never die
Continous to win 8 bedwars rounds in a Dow with no weapon
The 1 rule of skywars,
"Technoblade neva dies"
This message hurts 😔
Aged like milk
@@jedilordlog8543 You know who else aged like milk?
Technoblade: I'm a pro for fun.
100 bedwars
100skywars
100skyblocks
15hour stream of minecraft mondays
PIG SERIES
@@illuminate8979 EVERYDAY
One punch pig
Dio Brando for 3 years
Title: *says OP*
Thumbnail: *has One Punch Man*
Me:.... I supposed OP doesn't mean over powered. It means One punch.
One Punch Pig*
One pig rank
make sense, right?
One punch man
@@somethin5597 that reads ah oh pp
Lmaoooo someone accusing you of hacks when you’re not is such an ego boost.
Yeah it is
it is, i ascend practically
That's happened to me like twice and I was just in awe because i am so dogshit at pvp
That happened to me yesterday someone accused me of kill aura and I felt so good
I've played in 1.16 on hypixel and for literally every game, I felt like everyone was using anti kb and reach hacks. So if I ever get accused, I just assume it's someone who has way too much faith in hypixel making combat fair for people in different versions.
Technoblade is the one punch man because his hand has a Knockback IV enchantment.
Technoblade: *slays whole lobby with his fist*
Me: *cant even get a kill with a diamond sword*
you mean sharpness 1 diamond sword :D
@@mangoisatango i might be capable of losing with a sharp 6 dia sword and full prot 5 dia armor
@@Th3_DaniX lmfao
@@mangoisatango you have 14 subs but on your description it says you passed 15 subs🤔
@@Th3_DaniX same
*Literally Technoblade on one heart : that means nothing to me*
Also techoblade : *makes weee noises to distract skeppy*
what
what
what
what
what
Me - Wait is he going to die?
Me - Hold on he can't get back.
Me - Wait he's still alive?
Me - When did he get that many ender pearls.
Technoblade - Not even close.
At 9:00 if anyone cares
@@steffenjensen422 Thx
good old days rip techno
@@Gbz-w what does this comment have to do with it??
I miss you everyday, Techno.
Me: *falls off map nnooooo!
Techno: *teleports back on map after almost dying of the void, “Not Even Close”
*dying
*dying
*dying
*dying
*living
9:10 I thought I was gonna see him die for the first time ever
technoblade never dies
Wasn’t even close
Not even close
Technoblade neva dies.
(Me too tho)
Technoblade neva dies.
in his videos.
Has anyone ever watched techno blade and then got inspired.
So you play skywars.
But the skywars says no.
Yes
Dugdigitty i can’t play on hypixel :(
Yep....but then lucky mode happened and I won once every twenty times....then lucky mode got removed, and I tried to play the insane, but I win every once every 40498644 20944848382929e9 games
Slaps you in the face? Then kicks you down? Then throws you off a cliff?
*then breaks your neck?*
Bed wars in a nutshell
When technoblade said:'Expelliarmus' then the spell actually works.
My mind: Technoblade is a wizard!!!
"You're a wizard, techno"
@@shtaplachinum4274 aw you got to it before me xD
First thing I thought of when I saw the Thumbnail:
*Technobald*
saitama, he looks like saitama
idk why im replying 8 months after u posted ur comment
@@hannakhoury6783 Saitama Is proly techno in disguise lmao
Technoma
Plot twist: it doesn’t make them drop their weapon, it makes them drop their IQ
and cuz of low IQ
they press the Q key and drop the weapon
@@meh...02 that... was the joke, congrats
@@canadiangopnik7007 LET'S GO
I FINALLY DID SOMETHING IN MY LIFE
Hahahahaha
Skywars players can’t afford that
"there is like almost no chance to actually disarm peop...I IMMEDIATELY DISARMED HIM AND NOW IM KILLING HIM WITH HIS OWN WEAPON."
oh how the turntables
"We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, but to create something that will." Technoblade will never be forgotten. His channel, content, and everything he has shared with us will be alive forever. Thank you for everything you have done for us. Life ends, but memories don't. Rest in peace, you will be missed.
Well said my friend 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
Technoblade'll never die
cries
rip
I feel like people copy and paste these things in the comments for likes...
There’s actually a hidden stat to the robbery perk. It has a 50% chance to send your opponents mind to the shadow realm
"welcome to the shadow realm, Jimbo"
I understood that reference from yugioh I think
*Googles "Technoblade losing"*
About *0* results.
Did you mean: "Technoblade wining?"
I think u meant winning
Did you mean: winning?
*Googles "Technoblade losing"*
About 40,300 results.
@@shirubaurufu LIES TECHNOBLADE NEVA DIES!!!!
41000 results
1 out of 10 chance to disarm someone when punching them
Hypixel: BaLaNcEd!
One pig man :D
He’s a god
10 hits usually wins a fight
They are basically on equal terms. They had just as much chance to get hits in, the perk kicking in just reverses the situation. I'd still hate for this to be done to me. xD
Its 10% chance per Hit so even if you punch the enemy 10 times it doesn't means that the 10th punch will disarm them
Ducky101 Tis a joke
Rest Easy Techno. This was one of my favorite videos of yours.
stop commenting this kind of stuff on his old videos, people want to see his old comments.
@@parrrkkkk cope
RIP Tchnoblade you will never die in our hearts ❤
@@parrrkkkk nah mate, I find it warming I'm not the only one back here after everything that went down
@@parrrkkkk it’s just a couple of these comments , you’ll be fine
Almost 10 seconds of him trying to save himself
Also him: Not even closeee
*One punch pig*
I see
DANGIT I MADE A ONE PUNCH PIG COMMENT AND THEN I SAW YOURS!
FrankooSantiagoo lol
I'm the one who made that drawing lol
Wong
ONE PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG
I thought the thumb nail was an off brand saitama
ONE PUNCH PIG
(u all happy now that I spelt it right!? Ffs)
ONE PIG
ONE PIG MAN
Saitama but it's a pig
Sytama Lmao
Its the best perk because it not just abuses them physicly it also abuses them psychich because they think the pressed q and think they retarded
Thank you Techno.. for everything you did for all of us. You helped me through so many dark times and gave me hope that things will be better.
Rest in peace legend
Your legacy will never die
the world before and after this information:
before: 🌏 after: 🌏
The world after you die before: 🔥 After:🌎
@@percaIicious 🤯😨🥶💀
Blood for the blood god
@@LilHedgie youre 2 months late lil bro
Fr said "not even close" homie almost died but he got lucky bc of the FIVE epearls, I love this dude
That's the point.
There was no luck wdym, it was all part of his master plan
He says "Not even close" when he almost dies as a joke.
What they said
Technoblade: *speed bridges*
Console players: *laughs in forward direction*
And mobile and pc players (pc bedrock)
bedrock players: you are walking while im jumping and running
I dare you to fight nerds with a trackpad...
I totally missed this era of Techno content but I'm loving it now that I'm going back through his old vids. Thanks for all the laughs, you absolute legend. We'll miss you.
I love your daily upload schedule.
Dekealicious91 ikr
Dekealicious91 ikr
ikr lmao
“Daily”
Techno: What’s a schedule
Thumbnail Creator: how anime do you want the thumbnail to look?
Technoblade: Yes.
SkullGamingYT// Skull Prod.
Techno blade: only one punch
@@computerawesomeness3714 lmbo
@@computerawesomeness3714 bruh idk why im up
random guy: lol what a casual fighting with a fist to look good
technoblade: *casually talking while punching player off the map without getting hit
This video made me get back into skywars again all those years ago. Thank you.
Fly high Techno, fly high.
Technoblade then: "I'm getting cyber bullied"
Technoblade now: "Tommys getting cyber bullied"
rest in peace techno u were hilarious and still are even when u passed u still cracked a few jokes
why dont you say that in his recent vid and not on old vids
@@cybz_millionboss people tend to go back to the past.
You know who else keeps going back to the past?
@@hippityhoppityyourbrainisn4384 idk
@@cybz_millionboss bros in heaven they don't have pc's up there so we gotta deal with the past
stop commenting on old videos i wanna see the original comment section.
Thank you youtube for bringing this back into my reccomended. RIP Technoblade. Long live his family.
"When I learned the knowledge that..."
-An English Major
9:56 Technoblade: And I took that personally
It just makes Me so, So happy rewatching These, Whenever I see These Records of him goofing Around, It truly Dissolves my sadness and Simply Makes me happy he was here at all
Yes! He's so good that watching helps me cope with his passing, which I find mind blowing
Techno is one of the only youtubers that old videos are still good.
Thanks for entertaining us with your videos Techno, rest in peace.
Blood for the Blood God 🐷👑⚔️
True
The saying was never wrong, only incomplete.
Technoblade never dies. He only respawns in a better place.
You will be missed by those still here with us, and cherished by those receiving you above.
May you rest in peace, Alex.
Still watching him even if he is physical not here but alive in my heart
6:30 “they think no one is dumb enough not to use HACK”
Lol
YT rank REMOVED
lol
This came in my auto play, for a second I thought he was still alive but no... it is just one of his video he uploaded years before his death. Rest easy Technoblade
Techno: you think I was born yesterday it was actually last week
Me: *snort*
more like snort crack
Rip techno gone but never forgotten
I’m so sad this popped up on my recomended and without looking at the date I opened it and I thought it was a new vid but it’s an old one….fly high king ♥️
Techno's hands had stolen one thousand blades, but he never held any.
Potatoes are his blood and Hypixel Skyblock is his bones.
So hear him now as he Unlimited Never Dies!
8:47
Techno: Idont bully me i am just a humble player.
Ten seconds later...
Pushes him off the map
I can’t imagine being killed by techno, that must be terrifying.
its an honor...
When Techno plays skywars
Every1 just installed Minecraft.
When I play skywars
Every1 is tryharding
You just Nub compared to techno.
That what balance thinks
Get good scrub
KrisThe RKO to be honist
RIP Gigachad techno blade. See you in another life
One punch pig.
Im a pig just for fun
YAY NEW VID
TECHNO BLADE NEVA DIES
Technoblade neverrr diess
NEVA DIEZZZ
Sometime diezzzz
CoolNubCakes lol
CNC techno IS dead now
When A Minecraft Pro Player Suddenly Becomes An Anime Minecraft Pro Player
technos like one punch man but requires more punches to beat up someone
Techno reminded me of the fist faction mod... YOU ARE A LEGEND!!!!!
:my whole childhood was based on this mod:
That's a sad childhood
Yes, yes it is
Captain John, at least don't bully me...
... I was agreeing with Gren Len so if you have issues message him not me
9.999 Subscribers Without A Video lol I saw you on a prank video
MCMMO is honestly one of the best plugins
One factions server i played in i had leveled axes a shit ton and it was running with 1.9 weapon damage but without the cooldown so i was just kind of oneshotting fools with an ungodly strong iron axe
"You can't defeat me and my 3 FPS" -Technoblade 2018
bro that pearl play at the void was sick holy shit
He’s speed bridging and sweating on the all the Gods right now while fully commentating for a live audience
The OPM thumbnail💀
Damn this slaps 2 years in the future lmao
"Hippity Hoppity, Your Sword Is Now My Property"
"You can't defeat me and my 3 FPS"
Me: *3 FPS is like my average...
I Legit hit 0 FPS yesterday...*
same
But he heated a person with his fist and the person had a diamond sword so he also thinks 3fps is little, 0 FPS he will still win
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN NERD
Such a new meaning now lmao
9:16 I am impressed
5 years later and still so good, rip techno
You will never die!
IT SUMMER ALL THE VIEWS IS BACK COME ON DUDE STREAM
[MCPE] lemonhead154 so true
not for me :( June 22 is when i get out
Deadpoolman June 27 for me
Big Facts
Deadpoolman June 23rd is my birthday... • - •
3:47 gigachad, splashed the silverfish with regen too
not to mention matrix dodging the arrow
Who loses to a fist to a diamond sword but then again technoblade NEVER DIES!
"mod.." plugin**. ok sorry techno xd
kinda the same thing but plugin works for the entire server
@@shcwnn not in the slightest though
uh BANNED
uh NO U
Nob
Nico did u expect t get top comment lmao loser
Im a big fan of you nicooooo
Nico your comment got lost ripp
"you think i was born yesterday? it was last week thank you very much"
Techno : DisAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRmmmmmmm
BuildingBros2016 : "disarms"
Techno : Dhenk you
clip : 6:05
*_sharpness I fist_*
Him: *lagging on 1000 FPS while recording*
Me:*suffering at 32 FPS on 1.8 without recordings*
Crying rn cos this just came up on my fyp and for a split second I thought ‘yay new technoblade video’
cry about it
@@VexOW1 umm wdym?
9:00
TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!!!
This aged well
He never dies
Yes an upload. I haven't seen this in a while. love this channel. the commentary is very good in every video.
Exploding Meme are we watching the same channel?!?! Bad commentary
Scout, yes, we both watch technoblade. what do you mean by bad commentary?
Exploding Meme i am just messing around with you. Techno always says he has bad commentary so i quoted him
oh lol.
Rest In Peace Technoblade
techno: pvp battle of the highest caliber
also techno: slaps the living soul out of that orphan
I love how techno is always so worried about whether he has pants.
I feel like every time Techno fights people they just walk off and when I fight people they block catch themselves on the side of the bridge ten times then hit me from six blocks away and combo me to death
just Technoblade casually winning skywars with his fists
Techno: A now shot for slowness? Pathetic.
Techno at 9:28: *tries to shoot a guy with his now because he has speed*
Techno is one punch lmao
It's so painful i used to watch him almost every video of him back then in 2016 i always come from school waiting for his vids to watch and and after my first ever Google i went to subscribe to him first lmao old days and now i'm re-watching his old videos he was my hero ❤
Memories of Techno ..... so long Nerds. Techno blade never dies ...