Lewis as Man-man: "My Scrotum senses™ are tingling, maybe they wouldn't if you weren't sO GODDAMN SEXY ZYLUS" there are like 3 Yogscast references I put in there if you understand them all then you're a cool d00d.
X3Cuber LoL! Brilliant....lets start perfecting our pitch. We'll set up a meeting with Turps and Lewis and see what they say. I'm sure it will be on all good yogscast merch sites soon :) Orange Leader Is up for a copy!
+WHEREISSPACEBAR [citation needed] I don't vape and think it's obnoxious but it seems like all that tar and formaldehyde in cigarettes would make then worse than vaping, which is just glycerin, nicotine, water, and flavour.
Helldhaz ???? I thought people loved him? He IS one of the most popular and loved members, so....... :/ Well I like him! (Wow, that's my argument. Don't judge.) ♥♡♥
Best synergy ever in this clip it's like simon never left, Lewis is hilarious, Duncan is captain try hard, sjin is a troll, zyluh is Dutch and Zoe is just there.... Makes for awesome content
Not that yogscast will see this, but I would really like it if you wrote who the editor was ('was' or 'were', grammar help please) in the description. Whoever edited this video made an amazing job!
Lewis set up that boom body perfectly he said it might be a boom body and told everyone not to touch it knowing they would and then they blew up and then slaughtered the others. Perfectly executed that was the best play ive seen without a doubt.
This is the episode with many of Lewis' best moments in TTT, he's never hit that height since. Also has a lot of high energy from the peak Yogscast/early TTT days, you can even feel elements of the Shadow of Israphel roleplaying.
+john slepik No they can't. Welcome to 95% of youtube comments sections. Everyone's an expert and they all want to correct you; and make themselves look like twats in doing so :) lol
I love how in most games he's the guy to keep things in line and prevent total anarchy and then in TTT its "Zylus spawned in hes totaly a traitor" *awps him*.
i love how simon at the end just appears on a building he clearly doesnt know where he is or what he is doing and lewis (detective) just starts shooting him because he probably thought that simon had some kind of plan on trying to kill him
I have to say, this is probably one of the funniest episodes of TTT they've done so far. So many great moments: Lewis' ball monologue Granny's advice Duncan's blasé attitude towards Simon shooting Zylus "Your mum's a c*nt!" - Duncan Jones, 2015 and more
You know, being a fan of the Yogscast for as long as I have now, and Hat Films, I didn't think Lewis talking about his balls without anyone else talking would be that awkward. Then the black and white ball monologue came up, and I was dying of laughter the entire time, but I could see why it was so much more awkward without the others talking about balls with him.
Oh man, imagine if your grandma's cryptic last words legitimately were just telling you the way to win a single round of a video game some time in the future. Imagine just pulling of the play of the century thanks to your dear old gran's parting words. And then just forgetting it the next day because it's just a video game.
@9:01 Simon: "I fking thought that would one shot you, I shot you in the fking head." Lewis: "What did you shoot me with?" Simon: "... A gun?" Ffs classic yogscast exchange right here HAHAAHAAAHAAHAHAAAHHAAHAHAHAHAAH
Well it only took like 5 years of subscription until the day I heard Lewis talking about his clean shaven balls. I'm glad we got here world. I'm Glad we got here...
"It's Duncan, it's Duncan!"
"I'm the f****** detective!"
"Well then it's me, isn't it?"
Wonderful dialogue there
love it.
+Lucas Gregory it made me lmao
ir best
Whoever the editor is deserves a medal. That Ball Monologue was so perfect!
That tingly feeling is the source of all of Lewis' power.
+HighSlayer Ralton His try hard-on senses huh
No those are his hard on sensors.
Lewis as Man-man: "My Scrotum senses™ are tingling, maybe they wouldn't if you weren't sO GODDAMN SEXY ZYLUS"
there are like 3 Yogscast references I put in there if you understand them all then you're a cool d00d.
+IcespherePlaysGames stupid sexy zylus
Hemidemisemiquaver SEXY BOY!
Need an animation of lewis' ball monologue.
so basically a frame of him holding his leathery balls? quality entertainment
+Nathan Mak more like we need a live re-enactment
+NotASherlock K Like old Yorrick's scene in hamlet, just replace the skull with his balls
I've got the monologue as an isolated video but there's no animation
They should turn it into a movie, rated M, for my balls
"I shot you in the head!"
"What did you shoot me with?"
"A Gun?"
Classic Simon, innit?
The Testicle Monologues - By Lewis Brindley (Foreword by Simon Lane)
*foreplay not foreword ^-^
Wow.
I would consider buying this
***** haha! It will be limited edition! You can get a cheek sack with it as well!
X3Cuber LoL! Brilliant....lets start perfecting our pitch. We'll set up a meeting with Turps and Lewis and see what they say. I'm sure it will be on all good yogscast merch sites soon :)
Orange Leader Is up for a copy!
I think Duncan reached his limit on the mum jokes haha.
+Mekele wonder if duncan ever saw that GTA 5 bit with lewis
I just broke into a laughing coughing fit after he said "your mum's a c*nt!" 😂
+Easy_Sleazy what one was that?
Joshua Knight Where Lewis is following a big woman claiming it's duncan's mom
+Easy_Sleazy haha yea probably. I think he's getting sick of the mom jokes xD
Holy shit. Zoey is terrifyingly smart. Though she is quite the boom body specialist
I just love the way Simon shakes his mouse around like he has parkinson's whenever he is trying to shoot someone.
+DoXy shaking is one of the main symptoms.
+DoXy
u serious?
+Ashuvain If you're not used to playing FPS games, and someone's shooting back, you actually do shake because you're super nervous.
+Ashuvain If you're not used to playing FPS games, and someone's shooting back, you actually do shake because you're super nervous.
+Salem Gratina Not everyone gets nervous when playing FPS games, i certainly don't.
I burst into howls of laughter when they bleeped out the word "C***"
Joe Coleman Literally 'bum 'er' Wow, I even upset myself with that one... o_o
I honestly couldn't imagine how awkward Zoey felt when Lewis talked about his balls
XD poor zoey, I think she actually found it funny since she brought it back up again
+Undeaddeviant Farley awww she dont get no balls! :P
+Undeaddeviant Farley she didnt.... she like „lips”, so she probably found this really funny in a very primitive manner :))
+Undeaddeviant Farley Wait is Lewis with Zoey now?
+Robbie Burns nope she's lesbian her girlfriend Fiona riches is in the streams and series's like nanos village!
Vaping is actually as bad, if not worse, than smoking cigarettes.
+WHEREISSPACEBAR [citation needed] I don't vape and think it's obnoxious but it seems like all that tar and formaldehyde in cigarettes would make then worse than vaping, which is just glycerin, nicotine, water, and flavour.
Don't know yours facts.
There are some that use bad chemicals and some that don't.
Nice troll bro...
+AkaMagicpeanut I'm pretty sure he's trolling
+AkaMagicpeanut why's it obnoxious? that's a little harsh I reckon
" It's Duncan, it's Duncan!"- Paul Sjin
" I'm the detective!!!"- Duncan Jones
" Then it's fucking me then!"- Paul Sjin
Lol you think Sjin is his surname? XD It's Sykes FYI.
Ha!
But he doesn't look like a Paul...
+Browncoatlowe oh I didn't no that
+Tehidiotboys But Sjin is the one that said it quite clearly.
Honestly, i feel like Sips is the only one who appreciates Sjin. Not in this episode but generally. Fuckin' 6:40.
Banter, mate.
+Aleks' Babushka Simon did.
Helldhaz ???? I thought people loved him? He IS one of the most popular and loved members, so....... :/ Well I like him! (Wow, that's my argument. Don't judge.) ♥♡♥
+Aleks' Babushka That's because all of Sjin's crude humor derives from Sips :p
Jack Finney Kinda. ♥♡♥
This is a contender for best TTT episode ever, so many memorable moments
at least we got something out of watching this... the knowledge that Lewis has shaved balls
13:53 "Your mum's a C**T" - Duncan, 2015
+KenZu 12 Year old detected. Autocorrect detected. Detectorbot is now offline.
+KenZu a filthy can't
Please make that a quote that lasts. X'D
Yhames IDK I'm guessing your an Aussie so where you from?
Brisbane
Is it just me or has Zoey gotten WAY better at TTT?
Nope.
She always been good BUT she decides to play in chaos mode.
I had forgotten about this gem... thank you RUclips Recommendations
Best synergy ever in this clip it's like simon never left, Lewis is hilarious, Duncan is captain try hard, sjin is a troll, zyluh is Dutch and Zoe is just there.... Makes for awesome content
Not that yogscast will see this, but I would really like it if you wrote who the editor was ('was' or 'were', grammar help please) in the description. Whoever edited this video made an amazing job!
He/she/it was, they were :)
Collin edited this video. He always does
Thanks, both of you!
+Davvan Hate to be a grammar nazi, but it's were. Subjunctive mood, not indicative :(
+Lily Chambers Not always. For example, "If he was to..." is incorrect, and ""If he were to..." is correct.
Man, I'm so glad Simon is back. I love him so much, his sense of humour is the best.
Lewis set up that boom body perfectly he said it might be a boom body and told everyone not to touch it knowing they would and then they blew up and then slaughtered the others. Perfectly executed that was the best play ive seen without a doubt.
Wait no i just realised sjin shot them and the boom body didnt go off. If it was a boom body
8 years later and this is still a masterpiece
I love how this episode states with the Lewis/Zylus rivalry and then ends with them working together for a surprise traitor win
This was honestly one of the funniest Yogscast videos in a long time that didn't involve Sips or Hatfilms.
''I feel it in my fingers, I feel it in my, balls, Christmas is all around us so come-on and let it, snow.''
+Re4per2000 He's just showing you all of his love😂
+Moss Foster Love 'actually' it!!!
+Moss Foster No. NO! DON'T! Do *not* let it snow! Ignore the OC. We are definitely not gonna let it snow.
***** >:(☝
No!
***** (O)_(O)
Certified Yogscast classic! 😂
"What did you shoot me with?" - Lewis
"A GUN?!!?!?!" - Simon
13:50 may very well be my favorite Duncan moment in history.
18:06 I'd like to think Lewis isn't talking to us but rather is thanking the NSA for watching everyone as a subtle way of getting in their good graces
This is the episode with many of Lewis' best moments in TTT, he's never hit that height since. Also has a lot of high energy from the peak Yogscast/early TTT days, you can even feel elements of the Shadow of Israphel roleplaying.
damn, duncan savage with the mother insults xD
Was a nice maneuvre by Simon actually towards the end.
2:52 - 3:30 An editor was fired that day
+john slepik Why would he/she get fired? They asked him/her to do it.
Can anyone on youtube take a fucking joke?
+john slepik lol no
+john slepik No they can't. Welcome to 95% of youtube comments sections. Everyone's an expert and they all want to correct you; and make themselves look like twats in doing so :) lol
+john slepik it's not like he yelled at you for the joke. he just misunderstood some things and your reaction is really quite rude
"The AWP is so unresponsive." Well, yeah Sjin. It's not a twitch weapon.
man i'm glad Simon's back
+Moo Space Me, too.
+Moo Space He's been back for ages.
+Jackal Doesn't mean they can't be glad he's back.
+Jackal i know, i'm still glad he's back
+Moo Space I think we all are and HIFRIEND HIFRIEND HIFRIENDDDDDDD
Man, this episode is full of many memorable moments
Very well edited video, especially enjoyed Lewis' internal ball monologue
I swear to god this is one of the funniest videos I have ever seen
And then the video starts of with a full 3 minutes all about Lewis' balls.
This is a great video.
Zoeys trick with the boom body really caught me by surprise. Really nicely done!
Oh my god- the editors did a brilliant job with Lewis' balls monologue. Was crying! :D
That lewis bit though
the monologue. I'm speechless. Simply brilliant.
Last time i came this early... my girlfriend left me
+365dada Ba-Dum-Tshhp
+365dada old.
+Stinky Pete I jizz on the people at the party
Stinky Pete i am, becuase i dont use lame old jokes.
I am literally in tears after that edited monologue.
2:51 was f---ing amazing. Great job, editors. XD
I like how when Simon panics in a gun fight he starts frantically swinging his mouse around, its hilarious
Zoey seemed really uncomfortable when they were talking about Lewis' balls
I bet Zoey muted Lewis during the balls conversation. :D
Cause she's a lesbian I think
Thomas Brown she's to sweet for that kind of language :P
Error 404: Logic not found
I'm a lesbian and I found it hilarious :D if she did mute it she missed out xD
+KT Harper Yeah, same. I didn't have an issue with it either. Tbh this kind of shit makes up like half the conversations in the Yogscast
Sjin calling lewis daddy is really really creeping me out.
I love how in most games he's the guy to keep things in line and prevent total anarchy and then in TTT its "Zylus spawned in hes totaly a traitor" *awps him*.
10:37 "My grandmother always told me... Sjin was in the doorway"... Sjin: (caresses wooden frame) "Mahogany doors"....
That Ball Monologue editing was pure magic!
i feel lewis x zylus fanfiction coming up
+Ender Phaser I have a feeling Zylus IS the hot lady man that Lewis has always dreamed of... Treading on Nilesy's turf though
+Ender Phaser Zylewis :D
Oh no...
+Ender Phaser As long as Simon is included
+Orange Leader Oh yes!
I have watched you for years now and this is the funniest video so far! Just amazing! BRAVO
"I'm purposely missing"
*accidentally hits*
Lewis' monologue was amazing.
IT'S DUNCAN IT'S DUNCAN
I'M THE DETECTIVE
THEN IT'S ME INNIT
holy shit I just realized the first time I saw this video was literally five freaking years ago. Why does time insist on continuing so incessantly
i love how simon at the end just appears on a building he clearly doesnt know where he is or what he is doing and lewis (detective) just starts shooting him because he probably thought that simon had some kind of plan on trying to kill him
Simon's wail of agony when Lewis found him was really funny
That monologue.... was the best. I was listening intently.
Man, this was one of the funniest TTT episodes in a while!
Lewis has actually been pretty damn funny, I like it
The monologue about Lewis balls made me laugh so hard, right in the middle of work too.
Simon may not accomplish much, but damn do I ever love to hear him scream.
Omg you watch them! You are one of my favourite RUclipsrs
That's what she said.
I thought you were insane so I stopped watching, but I liked your space engineers stuff, but really, Simon is the yogscast's tazoo
After that monologue, Tom (Detective) saying: ''Oh no, Detective Shitlord has F***ed up again.'' That was too much XD
1:15 Zoey's reation... Too adorable!
Oh lordy this is so great just to listen to. Best improv ever
Two videos, and a YoGPoD all in one day????
This is fantastic!
2:51
I LOVE THE YOGSCAST EDITORS LMAO XD
I have to say, this is probably one of the funniest episodes of TTT they've done so far. So many great moments:
Lewis' ball monologue
Granny's advice
Duncan's blasé attitude towards Simon shooting Zylus
"Your mum's a c*nt!" - Duncan Jones, 2015
and more
You know, being a fan of the Yogscast for as long as I have now, and Hat Films, I didn't think Lewis talking about his balls without anyone else talking would be that awkward. Then the black and white ball monologue came up, and I was dying of laughter the entire time, but I could see why it was so much more awkward without the others talking about balls with him.
Oh man, imagine if your grandma's cryptic last words legitimately were just telling you the way to win a single round of a video game some time in the future. Imagine just pulling of the play of the century thanks to your dear old gran's parting words. And then just forgetting it the next day because it's just a video game.
Thanks editors! Just what I needed to hear!
zoey sounded so uncomfortable when the "balls" seen happend XD
hahaha I'm literally crying over the montages ;)
@9:01
Simon: "I fking thought that would one shot you, I shot you in the fking head."
Lewis: "What did you shoot me with?"
Simon: "... A gun?"
Ffs classic yogscast exchange right here HAHAAHAAAHAAHAHAAAHHAAHAHAHAHAAH
"That funeral ain't gonna be an open casket" ~Sniper
The Balls Monologue is pure art.
The monologue of Lewis and his balls was brilliant
WHEN THEY PUT JUST LEWIS IN I DIED OF LAUGHTER 10/10
The balls monologue is the thing I keep coming back for.
Simon: Wait... Duncan's dead! that means you're the baddie!
Lewis: Quick Sjin, get the back door
I died
Well it only took like 5 years of subscription until the day I heard Lewis talking about his clean shaven balls. I'm glad we got here world. I'm Glad we got here...
12:56 best transition from smoking to mum jokes NA, roflmao
"as my grandma once said sjin is in the door way then next round kills him again in the door way" It made me cry with laughter for some reason haha
I don't know what was better, Duncan's insult or Lewis' leathery sac monologue.
I am very glad that Simon made the "Sjinnocent" pun, because if not, I would have done it in the comments and no one would have seen.
Loved Zoey's silence during the conversation on balls
Wasn't really a subject she felt she could contribute much too I suppose XD
ya XD
I love how nobody even suspects Lewis despite he unloaded a ton of bullets into Duncan's head and was clearly sniping (maybe not aiming at Zoe)
randomly referenced in the new ttt, a whole 8 years later, thanks zylus
Lewis: "Shut up, you old bag."
Me: (Gasps) Lewis!
That was the most beautiful monologue ever 😂
Lewis's balls story - best thing ever :)
God damn, good job, Simon! You almost got both of them at the end.
Editing is really well on this
Honestly, this was the best TTT video I've ever watched..