I Bought Him I Get To Work Him

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  • Опубликовано: 18 дек 2024

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  • @thatonescrambler
    @thatonescrambler 15 дней назад +3339

    I bought him. I get to work him. Two vacuums.

    • @Supershortz1
      @Supershortz1 14 дней назад +5

      💀

    • @ZaccG59
      @ZaccG59 13 дней назад

      Pretty dogsh*t vacuums too. Looks like a cheap bissell and an old bagged. Like cmon do yourself a favor and get a nice shark or dyson for the help atleast.

    • @ZaccG59
      @ZaccG59 13 дней назад +1

      On further inspection, that bagged vacuum looks pretty fancy so idk anymore. But still. F*#% Bissell. Get a Dyson.

    • @thatonescrambler
      @thatonescrambler 13 дней назад +3

      @@ZaccG59 I need a dust filter for a Hoover Max extract pressure pro model 60. Can you help me with that?

    • @konradsproductionservices
      @konradsproductionservices 11 дней назад +1

      My money, my vacuums, my choice to use both of them during the interview!

  • @joseph7105
    @joseph7105 15 дней назад +1797

    I think Matan was genuinely upset he didnt show up as Dr Phil 😅

    • @jonathan2755
      @jonathan2755 13 дней назад +13

      These random clips just fkn cracl me up. Hahahaaha just laughing away. Awwww brilliant.

    • @Mike_oxtiny
      @Mike_oxtiny 13 дней назад +10

      Nah it had to have been previously discussed, the dr Phil make up is a few hour commitment lmao

    • @MrSecyrb13
      @MrSecyrb13 12 дней назад +4

      I guess it sucks to be trolled.... guess matan didn't like it

    • @jacklloyd4376
      @jacklloyd4376 12 дней назад

      @@Mike_oxtinyexactly it costs money too, Adam ain’t gunna just piss that away for a single 16-17 year old audience member.

    • @Rkiser0592
      @Rkiser0592 8 дней назад

      Probably a little more upset at how irrelevant he is.

  • @EthanSkis246
    @EthanSkis246 15 дней назад +913

    Dr. Phill looks a little off today

  • @sirpepperoni
    @sirpepperoni 14 дней назад +509

    "Dude a second vacuum... this guys out of his mind"
    After Matan says "my money my slave" 😂

    • @Eric-i5y
      @Eric-i5y 13 дней назад +14

      A line needs to be drawn somewhere

    • @ethansleepybear
      @ethansleepybear 13 дней назад

      Does that mean we can buy him and finally shut his ass up 😂😂😂 his body my choice

    • @dunkawunka2278
      @dunkawunka2278 12 дней назад

      ​@@Eric-i5y Draw it then crybaby

  • @watchf
    @watchf 14 дней назад +233

    “I think buying people is a weird tactic” -Abraham Lincoln

    • @rlclipsdsl6472
      @rlclipsdsl6472 13 дней назад +2

      💀💀💀💀 bro

    • @Pinolero0
      @Pinolero0 13 дней назад +1

      Hahaha I love it

    • @burt400
      @burt400 13 дней назад +1

      great fucking comment mate😂

    • @ihunt12903
      @ihunt12903 13 дней назад +1

      Then why did he only free the slaves in the south ?

    • @ihunt12903
      @ihunt12903 13 дней назад

      Lincoln is documented as saying he only freed slaves to win support for the war , he said his reasons were 100% purely economical . The north needed the south's resources , nothing to do with slavery , Lincoln loved having slaves . The south wanted to free the slaves also , the south knew the slaves were native and the south knew if they freed them without any programs to help them , they would end up in ghettos for the next 200 years . The south wanted to help slaves integrate into society so that they could be productive members of society . The cotton gin had been invented as well as steam powered machines , slavery was on its way out regardless, the south just didn't wanna free people without giving them education and a way to assimilate . But Lincoln won , stole all of the south's resources and put black people in the ghetto for 200 years , sounds like a really great guy . He dismissed any programs that would have helped slaves integrate into society successfully . In fact I don't remember the exact quote but he mentions something like , the slaves can work our factories in the cities . And he then created all the ghettos you know of on the east coast .

  • @donnymusix
    @donnymusix 12 дней назад +51

    I luv dis Guest, he's old school US Dad funny, cool & plays along w the Jokes. 💪🤣

    • @Gladiatuh
      @Gladiatuh 12 дней назад

      His name is Adam Ray, he’s hilarious!

    • @zbou23
      @zbou23 3 дня назад

      What race are you???

  • @PhatShmoke
    @PhatShmoke 12 дней назад +52

    That's exactly how a 9-5 Is “ my money my slave I get to work him”

    • @colt1596
      @colt1596 11 дней назад

      Slave can't go home. Worker can. Worker can build a business, learn a skill, read.. etc..

  • @Ididntdoit710
    @Ididntdoit710 13 дней назад +19

    There is so fucking much comedy in that room!! 😂😂😂😂

  • @MomoTheFalseProphet
    @MomoTheFalseProphet 14 дней назад +99

    Bro you got to get Kramer from seinfield on the podcast

  • @terpz47
    @terpz47 14 дней назад +56

    name 10 vacuums

    • @Devin_The_Dude_Reacts
      @Devin_The_Dude_Reacts 14 дней назад +16

      1. Dyson V15 Detect
      2. Shark Stratos Cordless
      3. Miele Classic C1 Turbo Team PowerLine
      4. Shark Navigator Lift-Away Deluxe
      5. Roborock Q5 Max+ Robot Vacuum
      6. Dyson V11 Animal
      7. Shark Rotator Professional Lift-Away NV501
      8. Black+Decker Dustbuster
      9. Tineco Floor ONE S7 Pro
      10. Eufy RoboVac X8
      Been waiting for this question for years.

    • @afor7194
      @afor7194 13 дней назад +2

      😭😭😭😭

    • @garciam859
      @garciam859 13 дней назад +1

      No he didn’t 😮😂😂😂😂🤯

    • @StrangeWorldcnn
      @StrangeWorldcnn 12 дней назад

      @@Devin_The_Dude_Reactsthis dude fux

    • @sandiegochristian-l2t
      @sandiegochristian-l2t 11 дней назад

      I'll name 20
      Dyson V12 Detect Slim Absolute
      Kenmore FeatherLite Lift-Up Bagless Upright Vacuum DU4099
      Shark Rocket Cordless Stick Vacuum
      BLACK+DECKER PowerSeries+ Corded Stick Vacuum
      FoxNoble Cordless Vacuum Cleaner
      Dyson Gen5detect Absolute Vacuum
      Shark NV352 Navigator Lift-Away Upright Vacuum
      Miele Complete C3 Calima PowerLine Canister Vacuum
      iRobot Roomba S9+ Robot Vacuum
      Black+Decker Max Dustbuster Handheld Vacuum
      Tineco Floor One S7 Pro Wet-Dry Vacuum
      Shark Stratos Cordless Vacuum
      Dyson V15 Detect Cordless Vacuum
      Levoit LVAC-200 Cordless Stick Vacuum
      Shark Rotator Pet Upright Vacuum
      Miele Classic C1 Canister Vacuum
      Hoover WindTunnel Max Bagged Upright Vacuum Cleaner
      Ultenic U12 Budget Stick Vacuum
      Shark Stratos AZ3002 Upright Vacuum
      Tineco Pure One S11 Tango Stick Vacuum

  • @LTAS
    @LTAS 14 дней назад +22

    Dude, I love Adam! Matan is really showing these comedic colors! Kudos to you brother this is true comedy! 👌🏻

  • @Viso4791
    @Viso4791 14 дней назад +39

    Matan, on behalf of all people in the world you are the hope we all need.

    • @vader_OG
      @vader_OG 12 дней назад

      in what fucking way?

    • @Viso4791
      @Viso4791 12 дней назад

      @@vader_OGwell because for many reason
      he talks real shit
      I showed my Muslim buddy this he thought it was funny as hell, there’s a million just like him who believe there gonna own her sooner or later.
      He’s actually using his little teenage fun platform with celebrities who then bring in there canvass and talk about real issues with a young white mouth.
      In a way he’s speaking for black babies, but you probably don’t care.
      It sounds like nonsense but when Matans shit hits the fan some flys out the window.

  • @abusethisaccount9633
    @abusethisaccount9633 7 дней назад

    Lmfao, I think kid is absolutely hilarious.

  • @NateLaw-b2b
    @NateLaw-b2b 6 дней назад +1

    It looks like they got right out of bed and went straight to podcasting while the middle sibling is trying to clean the room before he heads to school.

  • @mordiiii
    @mordiiii 13 дней назад +4

    Matan is so fucking hilarious especially for his age 😂😂

  • @chrisbrown2318
    @chrisbrown2318 7 дней назад

    "Dude a second vacuum this guy is outta his mind" got me rolling😂😅

  • @ebe__e217
    @ebe__e217 12 дней назад +3

    Dude Adam fucking ray and Matan is legendary

  • @normified
    @normified 15 дней назад +17

    amazing logic

    • @Deathstro
      @Deathstro 14 дней назад +3

      Its the actual argument slaveowners made to the abolitionists of slavery. They said, "dont like slavery, don't own a slave"

    • @LeirbagFR
      @LeirbagFR 13 дней назад +1

      When vocalized correctly it actually is though

  • @TsavosAlliance
    @TsavosAlliance 6 дней назад +1

    "MY MONEY, MY SLAVE"

  • @Elayaass
    @Elayaass 13 дней назад +1

    That dude might the the perfectest guest for that show 😂 Matan is a misunderstood one bro

  • @antoniobracamonte3627
    @antoniobracamonte3627 7 часов назад

    The alien music at 16:05 got me 😂😂

  • @matthewsan8201
    @matthewsan8201 10 дней назад +1

    My money my slave ... yep using that now.

  • @jakobsmith3772
    @jakobsmith3772 13 дней назад +1

    I don’t know why the “this guys out of his mind!” Hit me so hard

  • @derekiskindacrazy1541
    @derekiskindacrazy1541 13 дней назад +1

    My new motto "my money my slave" 🤣

    • @vader_OG
      @vader_OG 12 дней назад

      go say it in public then

  • @kendosianez2863
    @kendosianez2863 11 дней назад +1

    Matan and Eric Andre would be 🔥🔥🔥

  • @RogueJyn
    @RogueJyn 10 дней назад

    The most fever dream of a short. Im invested

  • @Clicky_The_Blicky
    @Clicky_The_Blicky 15 дней назад +385

    Hell yeah. My money my slave!!

    • @KarterMcNeal
      @KarterMcNeal 15 дней назад +3

      Sthu

    • @Deathstro
      @Deathstro 14 дней назад +17

      Its the actual argument slaveowners made to the abolitionists of slavery. They said, "dont like slavery, don't own a slave"

    • @Clicky_The_Blicky
      @Clicky_The_Blicky 14 дней назад +9

      @@KarterMcNeal MY MONEY MY SLAAAAAAAVE!!! 🤪😝

    • @Crash-mi8os
      @Crash-mi8os 14 дней назад

      @@Deathstrothe jewish slave owners? Yeah I heard about them saying that

    • @diposaurus5133
      @diposaurus5133 13 дней назад

      @@KarterMcNealmy money my slave!

  • @HunterZ32
    @HunterZ32 12 дней назад

    Every clip I see from this podcast is chaos

  • @curldoc5442
    @curldoc5442 9 дней назад

    MY MONEY MY SLAVE 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @LasagnaReaper
    @LasagnaReaper 13 дней назад +2

    This might be my favorite bit

  • @LtDisaster
    @LtDisaster 11 дней назад

    That kids' hair gets crazier every time I see him

  • @OldTimerOfficial
    @OldTimerOfficial 12 дней назад

    On the contrary Dear Watson, he’s just the right amount inside his mind to pull off such a thing.

  • @GhoztCazper-WZ
    @GhoztCazper-WZ 11 дней назад

    Every company feel like that 😂

  • @johnmead9610
    @johnmead9610 8 дней назад

    The 2 vacuums is comedy

  • @weplayall4ever253
    @weplayall4ever253 15 дней назад +25

    Is that Adam Ray??

    • @Tahz-o4l
      @Tahz-o4l 15 дней назад +14

      no its Dr. Phil

    • @BittersweetDuality
      @BittersweetDuality 15 дней назад +2

      Yes the full episode posted two days ago

    • @El-Kompadre
      @El-Kompadre 14 дней назад +1

      @@BittersweetDuality Your music sucks

  • @westsiderydin223
    @westsiderydin223 12 дней назад

    Matan is a comedy genius

  • @Gawdsqwad
    @Gawdsqwad 11 дней назад

    Buying people immediately into a second vacuum

  • @noohumbraveheart5912
    @noohumbraveheart5912 11 дней назад

    "Mr President, there's been a second vacuum

  • @bloodmonth2k827
    @bloodmonth2k827 8 дней назад

    Matan been watching russ lmaooo

  • @ebatts9173
    @ebatts9173 2 дня назад

    Adam give me Seth McFarlane vibes

  • @gabrielhicks1037
    @gabrielhicks1037 11 дней назад

    Sir a second vacuum has entered the podcast studio

  • @hdoglesby
    @hdoglesby 10 дней назад

    Adam Ray can't name 10 vacuum manufacturers

  • @juniorsosa9439
    @juniorsosa9439 13 дней назад

    wtf!! I would love to hang out with him he’s funny af 🤣🤣

  • @eraotera
    @eraotera 13 дней назад

    😂😂😂❤ i love this kid

  • @Tommuniqo123
    @Tommuniqo123 12 дней назад

    This is the new Eric Andre

    • @vader_OG
      @vader_OG 12 дней назад

      only difference is Eric Andre was original and actually funny.

  • @punk105
    @punk105 14 дней назад +5

    I think i found norms successor

    • @Deathstro
      @Deathstro 14 дней назад +1

      No.

    • @vader_OG
      @vader_OG 12 дней назад

      has to be funny first

  • @aw78-q8h
    @aw78-q8h 12 дней назад

    Homeboi got owned by Sam Hyde

  • @DoTheHuman
    @DoTheHuman 11 дней назад

    I’m starting to like this kid

  • @sizxth
    @sizxth 13 дней назад

    the sm7b is such a great mic, 2 vacuums and still no signal impedance

  • @breezy6859
    @breezy6859 13 дней назад

    Matan is diabolical 🤣🤣 his slave is pushing two vacuums

  • @mk810
    @mk810 13 дней назад

    The double down 😂

  • @newworldpvp1940
    @newworldpvp1940 13 дней назад

    Giving me Eric Andre vibes with the vacuum

    • @vader_OG
      @vader_OG 12 дней назад

      almost like this kid wishes he was him. oh wait he does

  • @CaptainCooked72
    @CaptainCooked72 13 дней назад

    The guy with two vacuums is out of his mind. Lol okay hahaha

    • @vader_OG
      @vader_OG 12 дней назад

      what was the purpose of this comment

  • @gryphenvolt2778
    @gryphenvolt2778 13 дней назад

    I had this conversation with my boss. But then he told me he didn’t buy me. He just rents me for eight hours a day.

  • @Dirk_diggle.r
    @Dirk_diggle.r 13 дней назад

    Sir, a second vacuum has hit the podcast

  • @sn2464
    @sn2464 13 дней назад

    This is fantastic😂

  • @GreatestAverageMan
    @GreatestAverageMan 13 дней назад

    The reason we're a constitutional republic is because there are things people don't get to decide. Things that infringe on other people's rights. The right to life. The right to be free and exercise liberty. Those can't be voted away.

    • @OriginalRizzler
      @OriginalRizzler 10 дней назад

      I'm glad to hear you're so opposed to the death penalty.

  • @DavidStines
    @DavidStines 13 дней назад

    The two vacuums was a good move

  • @westvirg304
    @westvirg304 14 дней назад +1

    Of course Dr Phil is “my body, my choice”

  • @imfromthegovandimheretohelp
    @imfromthegovandimheretohelp 13 дней назад

    I would respected the commitment of two vacuums

  • @ryanweinger9578
    @ryanweinger9578 13 дней назад

    I lost it at the second vacuum

  • @stangovation6459
    @stangovation6459 12 дней назад

    “And that’s what’s up”

  • @jamespowell1600
    @jamespowell1600 13 дней назад

    I haven't seen this guy as himself only ever as Dr Phil.

  • @ogkush6975
    @ogkush6975 13 дней назад

    He got me with the 2nd vacuums

  • @WhelanEntertainment
    @WhelanEntertainment 12 дней назад

    I bought him i get to work him 😂😂😂

  • @Elmnopen
    @Elmnopen 13 дней назад

    Excellent

  • @garyclarkiii730
    @garyclarkiii730 11 дней назад

    Ask the “my body my choice” crowd what they felt when it came to Covid shot mandates, always makes their head spin

  • @Jukelikesgames
    @Jukelikesgames 14 дней назад

    Best guest

  • @FAITHFUEEL
    @FAITHFUEEL 10 дней назад

    If you think about it money is just people’s time. You pay people to work for you with money, people give their time to earn money. We are slaves to money or those that provide money, and the government makes money so basically we the slaves of the people the make/control the money.

  • @JackylNest
    @JackylNest 13 дней назад

    Anyone will tell you, renting is for chumps,you go to the bank and get a loan to buy a worker outright. The mortgage will be cheaper than the payroll. Simple economics

  • @RealKingSalim
    @RealKingSalim 13 дней назад

    a second vacuum🤣

  • @masonkowalski2576
    @masonkowalski2576 13 дней назад

    Sir there's been a second vacuum

  • @BIG_TreX
    @BIG_TreX 12 дней назад

    😂😂😂😂my money my slave

  • @andrewnorris2551
    @andrewnorris2551 6 дней назад

    My body my choice was cool until we realized it REALLY MEANS “My body my choice not my responsibility”

  • @MosaidDeath
    @MosaidDeath 14 дней назад +1

    Awesome question.

  • @IhsanMujdeci
    @IhsanMujdeci 14 дней назад +2

    Dual welding vacuum slave.

  • @TheJohnBall
    @TheJohnBall 13 дней назад

    "But slavery hurts another person"
    Hmmm im seeing a connection here 🤔

    • @GreenTheCashGrab
      @GreenTheCashGrab 8 дней назад

      “Republican states are on average uneducated”
      Hmmm im seeing a connection here🤔

  • @foreall19
    @foreall19 13 дней назад

    Adam thinking that he should have came as dr phil. This kid needs couch help

  • @RuinedExpert5624
    @RuinedExpert5624 12 дней назад

    Money and work owns us withouth working we dont get money and without money we cant do shit

  • @battledamaged8624
    @battledamaged8624 12 дней назад

    2 vacuums was funny

  • @IEMedia
    @IEMedia 13 дней назад

    Name 10 vacuums 👇😂

  • @dericyoung6835
    @dericyoung6835 14 дней назад

    This was my favorite episode

  • @MoggerNChief
    @MoggerNChief 14 дней назад

    Slogan i can get behind tbh

  • @mitchellclary1897
    @mitchellclary1897 13 дней назад

    Is that dr. Phil?

  • @rlclipsdsl6472
    @rlclipsdsl6472 13 дней назад

    WHAT 😂😂😂

  • @victorradial1179
    @victorradial1179 9 дней назад

    I'm taking care of it with my money. My choice

  • @ericrodriguez3509
    @ericrodriguez3509 12 дней назад

    Yo what about my money my choice! Like I don’t want to pay taxes. I worked for it

  • @blovTV
    @blovTV 13 дней назад

    Everybody is a leased rental slave working 9-5 jobs

  • @carrieireland76
    @carrieireland76 12 дней назад

    No abortion, no, slaves 🎉

  • @Gabixz
    @Gabixz 12 дней назад

    Thats the first time i see him not as Dr. Phil or Biden

  • @claypool0
    @claypool0 13 дней назад

    Buying people? Weird tactic
    2 vacuums? This guy's out of his mind

  • @zachlahners6961
    @zachlahners6961 13 дней назад

    My property, my perogative

  • @SadBoysCollectiveCirca96
    @SadBoysCollectiveCirca96 14 дней назад

    not a single "name ten slaves" comment ? wow

  • @Downsouthgamingdad
    @Downsouthgamingdad 10 дней назад

    It’s always my body my choice until it doesn’t fit the agenda

  • @deadprivacy
    @deadprivacy 14 дней назад

    Name ten transatlantic slave traders.

  • @smashdioconnel1960
    @smashdioconnel1960 12 дней назад

    Buying people is weird, it definitely costs less to pay them pennies indentured servitude style and you don't have to feed and cloth them.

  • @lav7161
    @lav7161 13 дней назад

    Slavery is still here. The only difference is we're not strapped to chains and getting whipped. Now, we drive whips and we're chained to our jobs. And we go to our masters on our own 😂

    • @idontevenknowanymore111
      @idontevenknowanymore111 13 дней назад

      You’re not chained to your job, you put in the effort to apply for the job and you can switch jobs or be self employed if you wanted to.

  • @Jayjayy38-e3v
    @Jayjayy38-e3v 13 дней назад

    People should not praise this little s anymore. Or just keep doing. He wil fail automatically

  • @TylerXC91
    @TylerXC91 14 дней назад

    Name 10 vacuums

  • @dizzywhizzking512
    @dizzywhizzking512 13 дней назад

    I know he embraces the dr phil shit, I mean why not it's what's saling but I wonder, cuz I can't find anything else bout what his comedy was before, the world may never know