The Horrifying Truth About Living Inside A TV Show - After Hours
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Every couple of years I love coming back and rewatch this series. It’s a comfort series
same. i rewatch them beginning to end... Toasty toast toast.
I'll miss it forever
Same. When the world reminds me friendship and love are lies , these guys help make it better.
Same. I'm so sad we don't get this anymore. 😢
I'd choose to live in the After Hours universe, where everyone's funny and friendly and Soren is shirtless.
Right they are a lot of fun! But then you would have to write forever new lines and new quips
Or a shirtless Katie.😘
Yeah and magic is real
@Rusty Love
No because if you'd live in that universe, it would all come naturally, these pop culture discussions just flow from you 😘
What about living in the After Hours universe?
I agree
Actually, isn't there a theory that all of After Hours takes place in Dan's mind? So we're back to the St. Elsewhere problem.
All of our lives would be centered around just a single table and a desert for a short amount of time, or we would be serving them food.
Which would be basically our universe, except the people from Cracked wouldn't make the show After Hours.
if you're not any of the 4 at the table, you're just one of the rotating extra in the background pretending to cook and clean, or one of the occasional extra's who come in for a cheap situational laugh. Then when the expositions over, you stand there in silence.
"You are a sweet, kind IMDB server" I love that this is a genuine compliment from Katy
If only my friends would compliment me like that
One of the absolute best lines in the whole series.
Let's be honest, this is the only reason we are all still subscribed
That and OPCD
+Chef Pyro yeah purdy much
Their Feminism shit is so fucking annoying
Nah man I love those text videos.
Yup, it is.
I just want to live in the friends universe. In that world you can apparently be a waitress and afford a two bedroom apartment in the west village. That sounds like the best.
Another example of a universe where the average guy (in this case, you) would be hilarious relative to everyone else, too.
Rachel dad paid for everything
It was rent controlled.
@@BeefBastard Yeah but what about Chandler and Joey?
@@babu357 Chandler paid, he had the best job out of all of them until Joey got a decent job just over midway through the series. He was always making bank throughout.
Weird that they did not mention Seinfeld for the meta about 4 people, three men and one woman, sitting in a dinner talking about nothing.
Because Seinfeld is incredibly realistic obviously.
@@janescarfield8104 The problem is, the core group of Seinfeld are callous jerks. One of which doesn't even grieve when his fianceé dies.
Plus, they're talking about TV showrunners, Aaron Sorkin, Chuck Lorre, Shonda Rhimes, Dick Wolf. Seinfeld isn't really part of a showrunner's universe.
Pawnee Indianna, obviously. Early seasons its a CRAP hole, property values were lower than my expectations for the DC cinematic universe, so buying a house would be easy as all get out! AND-if I'm willing to wait 6 years, it becomes a damn paradise on Earth! Though that beef crisis in 2019 will be a problem, BUT it'll still have JJs.
Damn. That sick burn though.
nice.
love this, but let's be serious. most of the towns citizens are obese idiots... but it'd be worth it to hang out with the crew. And somehow they have an abundance of hot people who fall in love with the corky. AKA Larry, I mean Jerry, no wait Gary . ha
Like I said, if your willing to wait it'll become a paradise!
ALSO-I want to eat pre-health Pawnee food at least once, that cheeseburger with pizza buns sounds DELICIOUS!
I would live in Dan Harmon's Community! and fill the eighth seat at the study groups table!
"Ugly Rome!" Oh my god that's the best description of DC I've ever heard
Wait, but with the whole "every show is part of this kid's imagination" thing, isn't it possible that the kid just really likes other shows so he keeps putting those characters into his imaginary world the same way I could have Spider-man team up with my imaginary friend and that doesn't mean anything to his regular adventures in the comics?
Yes but to know whether or not it is the case you would need to know if the crossovers are cannon in the other serieses or not
I like this theory a lotore
I swear the St. Elsewhere Snow globe theory is the most complicated way of saying a bunch of fictional universe are a bunch of fictional universes.
You mean a bunch of fictional universe is ONE fictional universe and/or multiverse
No, a bunch of fictional universes that are one fictional universe INSIDE a dream of another fictional universe.
St Elsewhere is fictional?
Brad AmeerBeg No, it's a documentary.
No it's saying they are all ONE fictional universe.
"Chevy Chase, in jail, where he belongs."
I lost it.
Dang, they keep deconstructing Dan's character... one of these days he'll be nothing but a puddle with glasses...
"Keep my work at work" and Dan listing comedies alphabetically - two very good quickfire jokes that came in such quick succession my brain had to figure out which one it was laughing at.
LOVE your videos!
gut response to "which TV show would you like to live in?" : My Little Pony : Friendship is Magic - magic is real, love is a physical force with healing powers, unicorns, pegasii, and dragons all exist, and poverty, starvation, and crime are fictional. characters face real problems, but nothing life-ruining or soul-crushing, and the annual giant catastrophe is solved by 6 superheros. Plus, the environment and all its animals and plants are a group project (e.g. pegasii control the weather), so everyone is motivated to at least tolerate everyone else. also, anyone born there has a 1-in-3 chance of being able to fly under their own power.
We need more after hours in our lives, guys
Or should I say.... Days of our lives?
no
I like your positive attitude.
+R. Cali my name isn't positive attitude, but thanks :)
Glad we cleared that out, Positive Attitude
I love her new haircut. Super cute!
I was gonna say that
I don't care for it
Typical geek remix falling under gender stereotypes. lol.
Woah what you guys are here tf
Is there rule 34 of that?
one of the only reasons I'm subscribed
Same
Same
After Hours is the only good thing Cracked does now.
One of the only....What?
well i for one, like to insult them on their other videos. i cant do that with only AH right?.. z
Michael Swaim saying "I win!" in that voice may possibly be the greatest sound my ears have ever heard. It gives me life.
Katie! Your new hairstyle is adorable! It makes me want to get my hair cut like that! :D
I know, right! It's the first thing I noticed, I just love it!
It's amazing! She looks super cute! :D
I checked the comment section just to make sure that I was right she changed her hair style. Of course, I feel it looks terrible on her.
Ugh. I like Katie, but I can't stand short hair on girls. It just looks so, unfeminine. Seriously, she looks like John Oliver with breasts and better teeth.
And with the glasses, very cute!
Have they seen "Law & Order"? The whole series was about how much horror there was in the world and that even when people go to jail, it doesn't make the pain go away -- if they went to jail, which they didn't always. Do you really want to be in a universe, where every day starts with a serial killer or a child molester or body being found wedged in the stairwell of an elementary school, found by the morning class trying to get to homeroom? Then those recurring characters are there, because justice wasn't served, and they were able to keep him behind bars.
"Homicide: Life on the Streets" was very dark and gritty (and one of the best crime shows ever), but it was even safer than the "Law & Order" verse.
They really dropped the ball on this.
"White Collar Sex Machine" is a great name for a cover band.
"Chevy Chase in jail where he belongs!" XD
Tons of bad guys get away in L&O and its spinoffs. Though some of them get shot on the courthouse steps. Really, they should have started a new unit just to protect those steps.
Avatar the last airbender! You're most likely a bender so you're AWESOME. If you're not a bender you can still be a kickass fighter like Asoka or Suki. There's no question
*Sokka
That would be one of my 1st picks. Air or water would be the best for me. But failing that I'd probs be the Inventor dude that only has seven fingers.
Fire. Never without a weapon, can generate my own power. But I can say the exact same thing for the Arrowverse, but with more variety
Yeah, but there's a war on. There's a strong likelihood that you or someone you love will be killed at some point.
I agree but imagine living in a universe where society itself is fucked. I mean, in ATLA, there is a freaking war happening and in Legend of Korra, there is a big divide between benders and non-benders. And then, Spirits become a thing.
In my opinion, the thing that shows this the most is the fact that the most stable element’s (Earth) benders have the most unstable kingdom ever. The Earth Kingdom has always had it’s own special problems... 😒 (sigh)
4:05 Legend has it that if Soren hadn't stopped Dan there he'd still be going, listing all sitcoms in alphabetical order.
Michael's little "I wiiiin!" was so adorable wtf my heart felt like it pooped
Is Soren getting flanderized? Is it just me or is he getting more obsessed with being beautiful and stuff
He's always been like that on After Hours though.
They're all getting flanderized. Except Katie because she's the straight man.
They're all flanderized. That's the formula for this show.
You can compare them all to characters on It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, except katie, she is more grounded than dee
DoktorDare He has but not as much as he was on this episode, but idk I'm drunk
I live Katie's hair.
Pixies look great with glasses (I have a pixie cut a blue glasses)
Probably Whetonverse, got a decent amount of Tech but you still have Magic, the afterlife is a thing and you've got a non-zero chance of musical episodes.
You're also probably an extra, and get eaten by some vampire or bad guy of the week.
Joshua Pearce True for almost any interesting tv universe. As a science type i'd probably come to a bloody end in a lab experiment gone wrong ;)
Eaten by a vampire *or worse*. The Whedonverse chews through extras faster than Starfleet goes through redshirts.
You also risk the apocalypse on an almost weekly basis
I am a leaf on the wind, watch how I soa-----
"participation trophies ruined soccer and America."
Wow, Soren just sounded like a conservative....
Cracked should exclusively make this
What is up with Katie lately? She looks adorable.
Some can rock the pixie and some can't. Katie is the former.
Please, she's always adorable.
I'd say she's hot as hell.
She was always cute as hell but the (somewhat) recent hair cut makes her a stone cold fox because of how it better frames her face. This results in a higher nerd boner quotient.... myself included because I love women with short hair. It's a thing.
And I thought I was the only guy who liked short hair on women!!!
I dare to call this one an instant classic.
I'd probably go with any kids cartoon universe where all kinds of awesome crap exists but no one ever dies and anyone bad learns a life lesson at the end. Gimme a He-Man, She-Ra or perhaps a GI Joe.
The timiverse? AKA DCAU, the original batman animated series, and Justice League.
Joshua Pearce
Nah people die in that one.
*****
Having to deal with cities/the planet being destroyed would suck though.
*****
But everyone's always transforming all the time and if the Dragon Balls get used too much freaking dragons show up and wreck up the place.
Point of order: The DBZ Abridged universe would be far more awesome to live in. Everyone's not only powerful, but also witty and self aware. Plus, karma is a tangible thing.
"Big bang theory, 2 and half men."
"Arey they funny?"
"NO."
hahaha esssentially
Ok now where is escort mission
Exactly!
I really want to see them do an episode of Escort Mission on Pokemon Go! lol
+Pound Sign TeeJay that's too much of a casual's game. Mike wouldn't play that, but the other guy would probably like it. (not anything against Go).
The next one will be when "No Man's Sky" will hit the shelves.
Stefan B. Dude I have never been more hyped for anything ever than I am for No Man's Sky lol
"White Collar Sex Machine"
DIBS ON BAND NAME!
You guys ever realized that they are basically the incarnations of the four Hogwarts houses? Dan is 100% Ravenclaw, Soren is Slytherin, Katie is totally a Hufflepuff and Michael is Gryffindor
Kat I never thought of that, I love it!
"Chevy Chase, in jail where he belongs..." is my favorite line in the history of this series.
I was waiting the whole video for swaim to comment on the name Dick Wolf
It's not a Dick pic, it's a Wolf Job!
My friend has a band called " Wolfcock"
Michel is right about living in a sitcom world but the wrong show creator. I'd choose Bill Lawrence who made Scrubs and Cougar Town. In that world you make friends easier because you know they'll have quirks and problems similar to yours that complement each other and the concept of the bromance is a greater love then marriage. Only downside is running into a woman who looks like Christa Miller because then you'd rather be in a lions den then be even 5 feet of whoever that woman is.
This was going to be my choice but you said it first.
What this guy said.
Id be in SVU because they actually treat rape seriously.
she looks better with longer hair. glad to see another episode of a good show cracked
MAN, I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks so. Not only do I think she looks much better with long hair, but it looks to me like she's lost a significant amount of weight, to the point where I actually started to worry about her health.
+MiketheCabbie I think you're right about her losing weight, but if she doesn't lose any more she'll stay healthy. She has a small frame and short hair emphasizes her jawline which makes the loss more noticeable. Personally I really like her new haircut, but mostly her hair looks good because it looks healthy. So I wouldn't be too concerned at this point. If she loses more weight and her hair gets dull she'll need to work on her eating habits but she's an adult and I'm sure she's on top of it.
+Jacqui G Dan and Michael are also adults and they are definitely not staying healthy.
+Uremawife Nowdave Lol true, I guess what I meant is that she seems to be taking care of herself (being good at being an adult). She appears to be proficient at being an adult. Dan and Michael have both looked more unhealthy than at present too, though they could be healthier. ...nobody on after hours looks unhealthy enough for fans to worry about them, IMO.
I'm so glad you can leave voice messages as comments now!!!
My opinion below:
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I just spent the last minute clicking. Damn.
Damn. You caught me out. My excuse shall be that I've only had a few hours' sleep.
Star Trek Universe. Cool tech, FTL travel, hot aliens, a better humanity, on Earth there's no poverty, no crime, no currency needed... people spend their days doing what they love and are good at even if you're an artist you are seen as contributing as much as an Engineer... Risa exists. Oh yeah... give me some of that universe anyday.
What about all of the dead crewmembers? Or the constant barrage of psychic omnipotent beings that should cause an intergalatic existential crisis at least? And the existense of time travel, which had the power to erase an entire timeline, leading to the deaths and undone lives of who knows how many people?
Easy. Don't wear any red shirts. Problem solved.
Borg.
@@LordMoonshadowGaGa The Borg are always defeated, though. And even if you're someone who's lost family to the Borg, you could become commander of a space station and meet wormhole aliens who'll make you their emissary.
Why is this no longer around? The series is hysterical!
Cindy lou Betris then why are you here?
Because the website this was originally for (Cracked) got sold and then the new owners promptly laid off almost their entire staff.
I'm sure it has more to do with the writers hearing that we enjoy his character and the way he acts than anything else, but I love the way Dan is becoming more and more of this IMDB robot. It's slowly become a more prominent part of his character and I love it.
I wouldn’t want to live in a sitcom. After three years at least one of your friends is certifiable, you have to deal with this constant soap opera bs, and worst of all, all the once clever jokes have been replaced with nothing but catchphrases and jokes about a singular aspect of a character like them being really horny.
"The safe word is Star Wars.."
That's two words =P
I'd like to live in "Sliders". Pop in, check out the wackiness and then bounce when things get tight,
The best answer. Right here
And risk getting stuck in an alternate universe where After Hours doesn't exist! I don't think so.
The Mad Daddy Nah, out there....out there is a place where After Hours is on every week with fresh content and all four of them look just as young as the first episode. It's out there, I can feel it. And I'm not going to stop until I find it! PsssshhhhOOOOOO!!!!!
unless you run into a Cro-Mag invasion fleet
The problem with sliders since you portal to an infinite number of possible realities the chances of ending up somewhere habitable is very slim.
I love Soren
"Who wouldn't want to live in a comedy"
"No I keep work at work"
This is the only shit I watch on cracked now and I love it so much
How come I've never heard of the Tommy Westphall Universe Theory? That's fucking awesome!!
Oh man, look it up. It gets crazy when you factor in every crossover of any kind, even product crossover (fictional Marley cigarettes show up in a ton of shows, for instance). They've found connections between shows like Angel and movies like Alien, and even put Star Trek, Doctor Who, and Red Dwarf in the same universe. It's crazy.
they reference it all the time in their articles.
That's what I have been doing the last hour. It is amazing that the sheer number of great titles are connected in some way. Fictional or not, Tommy Westphall is a fucking genius
I don't know. Just seems like he really likes pop culture and puts the characters he likes into his imagination.
I would live in the Drew Carry Universe where a chick can pretty much live what ever life she wants Grumpy and angry(Mimi) drunk and Fun (Kate) but both clever. There was better gender equality (everyone gets paid poorly and treated like poo) and they tackled some of the trans-life issues. And no matter what, at then end of the Day you got together with your friends.
yaaayyyyy new episode!!!!! woohoo 😀
I fangirled when they mentioned Mom. It's an amazing show that no one seems to know about.
There are actually two interpretations for the snowball scene at the end of St. Elsewhere. One is the one mentioned in the video, that it was all a dream, a fantasy by Tommy Westphall, the other is the complete opposite and that the scene was his immagination while the rest of the show was real.
Here's the problem, of you live in the work doc a crime or detective show, you live in a world where suddenly murder in the 1st degree is overwhelmingly common. Take a show like Monk; it's hard to tell how long a time period shows up between each episode, but even if it's like... once a month, that's more cases of planned homicide than have happened in the course of human history. Sure, the one who does them gets punished, but not before someone kills you. I'd stayh out of that world.
I'd want to live in naruto... HAHAHAH just kidding
+Andrew Aguirre WAIT FOR THIS SUDDEN MONTAGE OF MY BACKSTORY... NOW I SHALL JOIN YOU!!! AND WE WILL DEFEAT THE IMMENSE EVIL WITH THE TWIN CANNONS OF LOVE AND FRIENDSHIP, PLUS WE'RE OP
Hey man. Hinata's tits.
+BLACKIESBOY sold
I aint fucking with Naruto's girl, screw that.
Every time see Dan in a video I love his persona more and more!
You should do one of these on anime and living in an anime world. With the popularity of it I am sure you could get some interesting topics off.
That would be a great idea. The comment section would be crazy. With all the shows to pick from that would be a never ending debate. A year from now people would still be arguing.
Hey Cracked! Can you do the bit again where Daniel does a terrible impression and Soren thinks he nails it?
"It actually CAN'T be."
Katie Willert's tight.
Was that Star in the background ?
Yah
I was tring to figure that out
I spent a lot of the video trying to figure out if that was Star also.
who is star?
someone from source fed
I'd probably fit in the show "Newhart" as Bob. People around me being whimsical and irrational and I'd just confirm in a deadpan calm manner what they just said, subtly trying to tell them that they make no sense. And they still wouldn't get it. My God, if that's where I think I would fit then I have to do some soul searching because I don't know how Bob (as a character) put up with that stuff for all those seasons. Any normal man would start to shoot randomly from a church tower if they'd have Bob's life and those people surrounding him. The loneliness of being the only sane person in that village; it's terrifying.
One of them also had a dream sequence, didn't it ... the one where he owns the hotel?
Nieghorn
Yeah, it was the last episode and at the end it turned out Bob Newhart dreamt all of the series. Not even in one whole night, it was still dark when he woke up his wife to tell her about the dream. It was a cop out bullshit ending to the series which upset fans. Though to the writers' credit it was a bit difficult to end. How would it have happened? Bob and his wife were doing good economically both from the inn and from Bob's writing, all other characters seemed firmly planted in the village, a tight little community. How do you end it? A bomb wipes them all off? Economic collapse or environmental catastrophe forces everyone out of the village and they start new lives independent of each other? It seemed good at the time to just say "hey, all whacky things were Bob's dreams".
+Stefan B. It wasn't a cop out bullshit end, it was satire of Dallas
Gilmore Girls, working at Luke´s dinner and dating Rory.
I'm subscribed to Cracked because I like a good majority of their content I also don't sit around complaining about receiving free things either. But that's apparently just me.
Katie's looks really cute with her new haircut.
Honestly I'd like to be in the Stargate television universe. If anything I would like to know WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH THE DESTINY?
How about living in a fake diner, where you sit you fellow snarky friends, wearing non branded attire, in front of food you never touch.. All while you engage in conversations about a life spent consuming programing, where you ponder how said programing would have real world consequence, if it wasn't merely a program, but real life?... All the while being a quirky relatable arc-type of an educated consumer, who has virtual rolodex of pop culture knowledge loaded and ready to fire at the drop of a dime, with all three of your friends having an equal amount of points made and turns taken to speak (plus, who thinks "poon train" is suitable substitute for a punchline?)..... How about living like that?
-I guess I get to be the real life guy who comments on the fake life people who comment on other fake lives.... Which gets to be real, lucky me.
Brooklyn nine nine. You can be a badass cop who can dick around work and has the most community driven workplace. Also the fitness tests are obviously really loose as none of the cops (except Terry and Rosa) are all that physically imposing really, not enough to take down a criminal. Also all the cases are kooky and seen as puzzles and the criminals are funny and soft.
is that taja from sourcefed?
i thought i saw star, from sourcefed
Yep! She does the art for Cracked sometimes and also works as a background actor for their shorts, including after hours.
She's been in a few others I think.
Still good stuff. Even though you unfriended me on Facebook Swaim. Can't complain though you still put out stuff that is hilarious and free. I may be a little butt sore but it isn't personal for you. I am a big fan of the site so I will cling to. On the edges out here from the cold. Staring in at the golden light of mirth. Someday I may say something witty and get an lol. The rest of my day will drift along in a bliss of satirical inanities. Then that moment will become the one I look back upon once my wit fails and I am regulated to the shadows of the mundane once again. The circle is complete and the wheel turns weaving the pattern of an age.
I haven't watched this in forever. You all look as cute as ever
"Chevy chase in jail where he belongs" Hahaha
*_You need to get Starline Hodge in on these._*
2:50 did you just show me Robocop having sex with Rosie the Robot? HOW DARE YOU!
now can you post a link to the gif, please?
My favorite universe is the Marvel cinematic universe but I would NOT want to live there. It's basically like our universe but all the terrorists have superpowers and a city gets destroyed at least once a year.
Plus since this question is for TV, the Netflix Marvel universe is even worse. It's a world with literally the worst kinds of people on practically every apartment complex. Then you see on the Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D side of things that the world feels envious and depressed of their powerlessness after the movie characters rain their parade down on ordinary people.
I was like 90% certain Richard Belzer would walk by in the background and then everybody would have an existential crisis.
A while ago I said I wanted to live in Bill Lawrence shows but lately I've been thinking I'd work better in Michael Schur shows. The Office, Parks and Recreation, Brooklyn 99, The good place. All those shows have 1 thing in common, the kind of odd balls we all need in our lives to make work life a little better.
Yeah, but it also means your government, law enforcement and corporate world are all helmed by morons who are willing to inconvenience you because the office couple decided to get married.
The Good Place gets my vote for top 5 TV universes at least.
I know this is old, but I feel the need to address the whole St. Elsewhere/Tommy Westphall universe thing. The better explanation is that Tommy put characters from existing TV shows INTO his St. Elsewhere universe, just like he put his father and grandfather into roles. When the three doctors visit Cheers at the end of an episode, it's just within his imagination that they visit the bar from a TV show. Within the Cheers (and Frasier) continuity, there's no corresponding crossover so Carla did not server Drs. Auschlander, Wetphall, and Craig.
This would also apply to St. Elsewhere supporting character Warren Coolidge who was originally on Paltrow's previous series The White Shadow. The White Shadow is simply a TV show that Tommy pulled a character from to be an orderly at St. Elegius.
OMG!
katie is ROCKING that new haircut!
well done, katie! wellllll done!!
Th best part of this
“I’ve heard of Big Bang and 2 and Half men. Are they funny?”
“No they aren’t. I would be the funniest person”
😂😂😂😂😂 Those shows aren’t funny
I disagree on Two and a Half Man. That show was hilarious
I love After Hours! Keep up the good work!
I would kill myself if I was living in a chuck Lorre universe
Dan Harmon!!! who wouldn't want to be at greendale or go on adventures with Rick and Morty
Greendale is fun, but they're stuck there and seem to keep failing at life outside of school. I guess if tuition is paid and life still goes on in school, I could take classes and become ... jeez, like Leonard or Pierce ... hmm? :/
Nice! Good call. I'm with you on that one.
Nieghorn - so, an accurate summary of real life then.
Rick and Morty is fucking terrifying. But Roy...that's where I wanna be
You'd 100% die in Rick and Morty... Great choice!
I would definitely go to Seinfeld, it would be an absolute fucking ball.
I'd like to live in Once Upon a Time... Just me
why
So you're either just living your normal life in a different town and therefore nothing changes for you or you are a side character in that actual storyline and you are mentioned or seen maybe once every couple years. They are so bad at inclusion in that show.
so you could be relatively safe
Until the 5th season where they reveal magic does exist, just that it is harder to tap into
Sameeee!
The Dick Wolf-Verse doesn’t always win: Dean Cain got away with rape and other crimes
really? you got any proof?
DogsDreamToo the episode where Dean Cain is literally a rapist
Lord, please help me fight this fetish i have for nerdy women....
Don't fight it. Go to Comic Con and get laid.
+PaperbackWizard lol...basically.
no one cares.
Don't fight! Embrace! It's a good thing
For the last week or so I swear we've been living in the Pokemon universe. Today driving down the highway I saw one of those electronic road signs, which read "Don't Pokemon and Drive". Not even kidding.
Lol. If you've ever actually SVU, you know they don't always catch the bad guy.
Yeah, crimes are solved, but justice is often not served. I know this because whenever I record something on the USA network, there's usually the last bit of a Law and Order episode at the beginning, and sometimes the episodes end with Ice-T saying, "Well, justice wasn't served in this episode." followed by the characters staring into nothing and fading to black. Executive Producer DICKWOLF.
Yeah but the clearance rate for rape and murder in the US is...abysmal at best. Meanwhile SVU doesn't have issues of large numbers of mass convictions, the forensics they use are properly funded and...you know, work...and, well yeah. Still a massive step up from the modern police.
The REAL problem with being (trapped) in the Dick Wolfiverse is that you and I would most likely be the victims. But that's okay, because it would be offscreen, AND you could possibly get David Caruso to do his "witicism/ sunglasses/ YEE-A-A-A-H-H-H" thing.
Dick Wolf also just recently started the show FBI. 😊
doctor who universe or any universe with super powers :D
Oh, yeah, have fun being threatened with total annihilation every episode by Daleks, Kryptonions, or any other being that takes a god-like alien to defeat.
you assume the Doctor Who universe as if you're his companion. Because if you're not, you could just be another person who could end up dead or worse. And super-powered world's? have you read some of Ironman's storylines?
Doctor Who can be pretty fucking grim, and character death is very much a thing--no thank you.
If you're going for sci-fi superhero stuff, you want to go with a kid's show, where death is all but unknown.
+Nathaniel Kirkland
The whole point of the Doctor, at least in New Who (I haven't seen much of Classic yet) is that he largely brings the drama with him and he often causes it.
There's only a handful of episodes since the reboot where the problems weren't directly caused by him, and the Family of Blood episodes explicitly called him out on that.
Same with Marvel and DC, at least the movies.
+Nelson Demifur
Wasn't it stated at one point in an Avengers comic that people in New York can get Hulk insurance?
My vote: Cheers/Frasier. You and all your friends have plenty of time to socialize in a bar or coffee shop and talk about all the interesting things that are going on with your lives because there is always something interesting happening -- no monotony. Plus, there isn't any real crises or life altering trauma to worry about... unless you're Martin Crane.
Law & Order: SVU is the longest running Law and Order series because of the high number of sex crimes that go unsolved. Out of all the shows we tune into SVU is the one we all keep wanting. Law & Order: SVU is the only show where gross sexual predators get what they deserve unlike the real world.
3:10 Truth! Soooooo much truth!
I want to live in the Star Trek: TNG Universe. Yeah, we see crazy shit happening all the time on the show, but that's just because it's the flagship of the Federation and the first one's to go and probe weird space-time anuses. What we're told about the rest of the Federation is that it is a beautiful, prosperous post-scarcity utopia with teleporters, FTL travel, replicators which can make any material good you want and holodecks which can create any scenario you want. Yeah, yeah, Section 31 and whatever, but who gives a fuck? Do you think they're gonna bother me, the guy who's literally just there for the free wings, whiskey, and holodeck "extracurriculars"...?
Obviously you go with Dan Harmon world. Chevy Chase is dead and in the ground (where he ACTUALLY belongs). Everything works out for all the characters in the end, fun one-off episodes that have zombies or are claymation. Not to mention the whole Rick and Morty conundrum.