[Intro] May I have your attention, please? May I have your attention, please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up? We're gonna have a problem here? [Verse 1] Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door And started whoopin' her ass worse than before They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (ah!) It's the return of the-, oh, wait, no way, you're kidding He didn't just say what I think he did, did he? And Dr. Dre said-, nothing you idiots Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (haha) Feminist women love Eminem Chicka-chicka-chicka Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what Flippin' the you-know-who, yeah, but he's so cute though Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse, than what's goin' on in your parents bedrooms Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't But it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips And if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course, they're gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They got the Discovery Channel, don't they? We ain't nothin' but mammals Well, some of us are cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes... [CHORUS] I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up? Please stand up, please stand up 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up? Please stand up, please stand up [Verse 2] Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too You think I give a damn about a Grammy Half of you critics can't even stomach me Let alone stand me But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird? Why, so you guys can just lie to get me here So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears? Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Little bitch put me on blast on MTV Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hehe! I should download her audio on mp3 And show the whole world, how you gave Eminem VD (ahh!) I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me So I have been sent here to destroy you And there's a million of us just like me Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me Who dress like me, walk talk and act like me And just might be, the next best thing, but not quite me [CHORUS] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up? Please stand up, please stand up 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up? Please stand up, please stand up [Verse 3] I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all And I don't gotta be false or sugar-coat it at all I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can Then you wonder, how can kids eat up these albums like Valiums? It's funny 'cause at the rate I'm goin' when I'm thirty I'll be the only person in the nursin' home flirting Pinchin' nurses asses while I'm jackin' off with Jergens And I'm jerkin' but this whole bag of Viagra isn't workin' In every single person there's a Slim Shady lurkin' He could be workin' at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings Or in the parkin' lot circling, screamin' I don't give a fuck With his windows down and his system up So will the real Shady, please stand up? And put one of those fingers, on each hand up And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time loud as you can, how does it go? [CHORUS] I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up? Please stand up, please stand up 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up? Please stand up, please stand up 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up? Please stand up, please stand up 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up? Please stand up, please stand up [OUTRO] Haha, guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us Fuck it, let's all stand up
BIG SMOKE is dressed like this because he is a traitor to his gang (I think he betrayed for a reason, but still he can be understood) because of this, he is not wearing a green uniform, but still he is next to his former friends
DAMN HOW DOES THIS VIDEO GET MORE VIEWS THAN ALL MY OTHER VIDEOS COMBINED?!?!?!? TYSM FOR THE SUPPORT!!!
wow, you passed me. Congrats!
Doing what bro the guy is too angry but you don't need to be discouraged bro you will get a lot of views bro have more faith pcr
I dont support you
eminem the best rapper ever!
What bout Tupac?
No is XXXTEntacion
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[Intro]
May I have your attention, please?
May I have your attention, please?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here?
[Verse 1]
Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
And started whoopin' her ass worse than before
They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (ah!)
It's the return of the-, oh, wait, no way, you're kidding
He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?
And Dr. Dre said-, nothing you idiots
Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (haha)
Feminist women love Eminem
Chicka-chicka-chicka Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what
Flippin' the you-know-who, yeah, but he's so cute though
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse, than what's goin' on in your parents bedrooms
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't
But it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips
And if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
Of course, they're gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They got the Discovery Channel, don't they?
We ain't nothin' but mammals
Well, some of us are cannibals
Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes...
[CHORUS]
I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up?
Please stand up, please stand up
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up?
Please stand up, please stand up
[Verse 2]
Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too
You think I give a damn about a Grammy
Half of you critics can't even stomach me
Let alone stand me
But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?
Why, so you guys can just lie to get me here
So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears?
Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
Little bitch put me on blast on MTV
Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hehe!
I should download her audio on mp3
And show the whole world, how you gave Eminem VD (ahh!)
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me
So I have been sent here to destroy you
And there's a million of us just like me
Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me
Who dress like me, walk talk and act like me
And just might be, the next best thing, but not quite me
[CHORUS]
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up?
Please stand up, please stand up
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up?
Please stand up, please stand up
[Verse 3]
I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you
Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all
And I don't gotta be false or sugar-coat it at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it
Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
Then you wonder, how can kids eat up these albums like Valiums?
It's funny 'cause at the rate I'm goin' when I'm thirty
I'll be the only person in the nursin' home flirting
Pinchin' nurses asses while I'm jackin' off with Jergens
And I'm jerkin' but this whole bag of Viagra isn't workin'
In every single person there's a Slim Shady lurkin'
He could be workin' at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings
Or in the parkin' lot circling, screamin' I don't give a fuck
With his windows down and his system up
So will the real Shady, please stand up?
And put one of those fingers, on each hand up
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
And one more time loud as you can, how does it go?
[CHORUS]
I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up?
Please stand up, please stand up
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up?
Please stand up, please stand up
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up?
Please stand up, please stand up
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up?
Please stand up, please stand up
[OUTRO]
Haha, guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us
Fuck it, let's all stand up
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la voz lenta de eminem es la vos normal de una persona cualquiera
This music gave me a power that i broke my own
This should have been in john wick , i can imagine him taking out a whole building to this soundtrack
The song is so fire when he Sees
the Slim Shady
Eminem the best of best
omg this song really so perfect
OH YEAH I LOVE THIS SONGS
la rola es la mas chida para salir a rolar
This song makes me want to tell my PE teacher to do a god damn squat
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Esta canción debe estar en la radio de GTA 5
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CJ that you?
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BIG SMOKE is dressed like this because he is a traitor to his gang (I think he betrayed for a reason, but still he can be understood) because of this, he is not wearing a green uniform, but still he is next to his former friends