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Комментарии • 13 тыс.

  • @actuallynotryanstopasking
    @actuallynotryanstopasking 6 лет назад +3355

    "I'm coming to get ya!"
    -Pennywise the Dancing Clown

  • @shadowfigure8143
    @shadowfigure8143 8 лет назад +4772

    anyone else get anxiety when they see a long dark hallway in real life?

  • @CurrieYT
    @CurrieYT 8 лет назад +5057

    "Im comin to getcha"
    Plot line of the year.

  • @charlie.5686
    @charlie.5686 6 лет назад +2755

    " *I. WAS. RIGHT. THERE.* "

    • @kittenpartys916
      @kittenpartys916 6 лет назад +35

      XD when i first heard him screaming about that i was like "MARK. YOU. WERE. RIGHT. THERE. but you dont have to scream it at a PC screen -_-"

    • @carealoo744
      @carealoo744 5 лет назад +14

      when mark said he was "inches from the exit" i thought he meant he was right next to it when the monster got him!

    • @sc2552
      @sc2552 5 лет назад +5

      I was right there

    • @sc2552
      @sc2552 5 лет назад +2

      kitten party Saturday

    • @thesilentangrycat9801
      @thesilentangrycat9801 4 года назад +1

      A trashcan on fire full of musicals lol

  • @victorianassassin889
    @victorianassassin889 8 лет назад +569

    The breathing reminded me of Spongebob with the blue jellyfish.

  • @socool2271
    @socool2271 8 лет назад +433

    "The lights will flicker on and off and next the phone will ring...AND NOBODY WILL BE THERE"

  • @Samshoutsadventure
    @Samshoutsadventure 8 лет назад +309

    Watching all of Mark's scary games at night may not be a good idea.. but what else is a college kid to do? Homework? NAH.

    • @ant-fan
      @ant-fan 8 лет назад +4

      I can relate to this.

    • @Emma-ty5no
      @Emma-ty5no 8 лет назад +5

      Same I've legit got so much homework but no markiplier is waayy more important

    • @vector5252
      @vector5252 7 лет назад +7

      Watching markipliers horror games, at night

    • @maliyahshriver4681
      @maliyahshriver4681 7 лет назад

      Samshoutsadventure exactly

    • @Poppy-wz4gx
      @Poppy-wz4gx 7 лет назад +11

      when I get to college next year, I'll be doing the same xD

  • @helloimme9074
    @helloimme9074 5 лет назад +457

    This video has been in my "Watch Later" list for two years. And now I'm here to watch it.

  • @aye_klaury6881
    @aye_klaury6881 8 лет назад +386

    Moral of the Game: Don't work overtime alone

    • @rhyojdee6119
      @rhyojdee6119 8 лет назад +7

      Same goes for One Late Night.

    • @KatieBeesBooks
      @KatieBeesBooks 8 лет назад +7

      I think all these game developers are trying to tell us how bad it is

    • @Nisa_-vf1jb
      @Nisa_-vf1jb 8 лет назад +1

      +RhyoJ Dee omg that game is Ssooooo old!! I watched Pewdiepie play it! It's years old..

    • @pasta3166
      @pasta3166 8 лет назад +1

      +KatieBeesBooks That makes it even creepier.

    • @KatieBeesBooks
      @KatieBeesBooks 8 лет назад

      +MsCreepyPasta indeed it does

  • @svisuals4932
    @svisuals4932 5 лет назад +2959

    "Don't answer the phone..."
    *Answers the phone*

  • @johnfaber100
    @johnfaber100 4 года назад +526

    5:30 taught me that the more scared Mark is, the less neck he has.

    • @Rachel-zv1ep
      @Rachel-zv1ep 4 года назад +27

      Like A Snapping Turtle

    • @vempor129
      @vempor129 3 года назад +12

      lmao, the cut from neck to no neck.

    • @olilickz
      @olilickz 8 месяцев назад

      this comment is everything

  • @thegaminglair6298
    @thegaminglair6298 5 лет назад +521

    Intro: “youre working *late* in an office *late* at night”

    • @olivia3779
      @olivia3779 4 года назад +13

      Wait when are you working? Early in the day?

    • @emily78910
      @emily78910 4 года назад +5

      *Memories come back.* Oh shit. Nope no more Freddy.

    • @emily78910
      @emily78910 4 года назад +5

      @@olivia3779 it said "office late at NIGHT"

    • @olivia3779
      @olivia3779 4 года назад +1

      Emily Butler it’s a joke

    • @obitdidit2299
      @obitdidit2299 4 года назад

      TheGaming Lair lol

  • @mikeyunderstars
    @mikeyunderstars 8 лет назад +302

    That little shit thing scared me half to death and I have no idea why

    • @koutsioj4762
      @koutsioj4762 8 лет назад +1

      I know what you mean xD

    • @chrislajes7291
      @chrislajes7291 8 лет назад +1

      Same

    • @ztrout12
      @ztrout12 8 лет назад +1

      "that little shit thing." Nice description of it. 😂😂😂

    • @lisalingo1209
      @lisalingo1209 8 лет назад +2

      Why did this comment make me laugh so hard xD

    • @ztrout12
      @ztrout12 8 лет назад

      +LPSPony Productions same and I'm still laughing! 😂😂😂

  • @st4rfwruit
    @st4rfwruit 7 лет назад +273

    This freakin reminds me of that spongebob episode when he draws the little evil spongebob with the pencil lel

    • @DripDrew
      @DripDrew 7 лет назад +12

      WinterGreenLPS Doodlebob.

    • @mollyurmum5288
      @mollyurmum5288 7 лет назад +2

      GreenLeafLPS DOODLEBOB

    • @TheSammy726
      @TheSammy726 7 лет назад +1

      GreenLeafLPS YES IKR

    • @evelynrivera645
      @evelynrivera645 7 лет назад +5

      GreenLeafLPS NE HOY MIN YOY

    • @red-vg2ds
      @red-vg2ds 7 лет назад +2

      And the weird place (that is drawn) reminds me of rockbottom since it's weird xD

  • @rhiannonmoon8799
    @rhiannonmoon8799 7 лет назад +273

    He's trying to escape from the love child of the Hash Slinging Slasher and Doodlebob.

    • @lexi0507
      @lexi0507 5 лет назад +2

      Hell yeah

    • @skipfire00
      @skipfire00 5 лет назад

      Wait what

    • @skipfire00
      @skipfire00 5 лет назад

      Oh hahaha nvm

    • @lemo8986
      @lemo8986 5 лет назад

      Oh my God im not the only one!!!

    • @DespOIcito
      @DespOIcito 5 лет назад +2

      **casually starts digesting my own hands**

  • @ronniewoods5809
    @ronniewoods5809 6 лет назад +127

    *"You're working late at an office late at night when you suddenly get a visitor of unknown origins who's only mission is to murder you dead through strangulation of the butt"*

  • @itzdayz2988
    @itzdayz2988 8 лет назад +496

    JUMP SCAREs:
    3:01
    7:18

  • @ck-fc8cg
    @ck-fc8cg 7 лет назад +481

    How do I have like a mini heart attack every time the crappy-doodle-killer pops up? Like, it's not even scary but somehow I'm terrified.

    • @digitalharmony26
      @digitalharmony26 7 лет назад +25

      It's the tension and the jumpscare, not so much the actual thing. It could be a cute kitten, but if it jumps out at you from a dark hallway, it's going to be scary haha

    • @AppleOfThineEye
      @AppleOfThineEye 7 лет назад

      Wysteria Monica A
      I'm sorry for commenting about this, but did you draw that profile pic yourself, or did you get it from somewhere?

    • @ck-fc8cg
      @ck-fc8cg 7 лет назад +2

      MARIO_ MAYHEM1 I drew it myself. Why?

    • @AppleOfThineEye
      @AppleOfThineEye 7 лет назад +3

      Wysteria Monica A Nothing, I just thought it was really nice; that's all.

    • @ck-fc8cg
      @ck-fc8cg 7 лет назад

      MARIO_ MAYHEM1 Oh. Thanks, then!

  • @alexauburnsalinas3622
    @alexauburnsalinas3622 8 лет назад +1242

    mark:"shut the fuck up alex!"
    me: but i didn't say anything! ;-;

  • @Jim-bv9od
    @Jim-bv9od 8 лет назад +674

    The title says "Don't Answer the Phone."
    When the first thing Mark did was answer the phone, I flipped. lmao

  • @simbeckio
    @simbeckio 8 лет назад +329

    I want someone to make a Doodlebob horror game where, in the distance, you just hear "MEEAH HOY MINOY"

  • @JPitt1218
    @JPitt1218 7 лет назад +426

    That part when he said "Im gonna getcha" made me laugh so hard aswell

    • @JPitt1218
      @JPitt1218 7 лет назад

      that did made meblaugh tho

    • @JPitt1218
      @JPitt1218 7 лет назад

      oops I meant to say made me laugh

    • @bashpotato3292
      @bashpotato3292 5 лет назад

      I can't stop watching it even after two years

    • @historyliker
      @historyliker 5 лет назад

      Same

  • @xsphexy6018
    @xsphexy6018 5 лет назад +237

    6:52 HE JUST HAD TO KEEP GOING FORWARD AND WOULDVE BEAT THE GAME AS SOON AS HE TURNED AROUND IT PISSED ME OFF SO BAD

    • @carealoo744
      @carealoo744 4 года назад +16

      I mean, he did find out his mistake afterwards.

    • @leina-3597
      @leina-3597 4 года назад +7

      Yeah it was such a loss 😂

    • @fairy_g0blin
      @fairy_g0blin 4 года назад +2

      sammmemmememememeeeeeeee

    • @justanotakuandasinglemom5355
      @justanotakuandasinglemom5355 3 года назад +1

      Everything pisses off your petty generation.

    • @xsphexy6018
      @xsphexy6018 3 года назад

      @@justanotakuandasinglemom5355 why did you reply to this 2 years later

  • @asd_4793
    @asd_4793 8 лет назад +431

    Roses are red,
    War is near
    We could be safe
    If Harambe was here

  • @CherryCharley
    @CherryCharley 8 лет назад +959

    "Murder you dead." this is perfect!

  • @Bingchiling420
    @Bingchiling420 2 года назад +18

    I truly consider this to be one of the best horror ideas of all time, despite the villan being a simplistic drawing, the unknown factor still is terrifying

  • @Prince_Benevolence
    @Prince_Benevolence 7 лет назад +518

    Beware the little 2D paper man 😂

    • @onewish2230
      @onewish2230 7 лет назад +14

      its serious!!!!! he may give you paper cuts

    • @lotus3310
      @lotus3310 7 лет назад

      AWESOME THE KID ikr!

    • @oreocreme6847
      @oreocreme6847 7 лет назад +4

      I screamed the first time.. :( The paper man scared me with the element of surprise.

    • @trendingmemes1309
      @trendingmemes1309 7 лет назад +2

      AWESOME THE KID doodle bob from - Jay from the Kubz Scouts -

    • @ghostbustersvenkman4030
      @ghostbustersvenkman4030 7 лет назад

      Abama 11 11 I know him he plays gendered Chen

  • @pokemastermehki8473
    @pokemastermehki8473 7 лет назад +274

    The part when the white thing ran down the hall was hilarious 😂😂😂😂

  • @Boss_etc853
    @Boss_etc853 8 лет назад +403

    the kid chasing after him, reminded me of doodly from SpongeBob😂😂because the fucking creepy laugh and everything.

    • @purplefire8585
      @purplefire8585 8 лет назад +13

      MINHOY MINYOY MOYMOYMOY

    • @compositiondolls
      @compositiondolls 8 лет назад +5

      YHASSS SAME

    • @Boss_etc853
      @Boss_etc853 8 лет назад +3

      Purple Fire it creeps me out so much😭

    • @justdvn
      @justdvn 8 лет назад +10

      DoodleBob is the best cartoon villain ever xD he was so creepy tho xD

    • @Boss_etc853
      @Boss_etc853 8 лет назад

      justdvn I know right!!! That was the only SpongeBob show that gave me nightmares...makes me cringe

  • @carsondaze2292
    @carsondaze2292 7 лет назад +157

    I feel bad for my parents they come home from a 24 hour shift and I scream because of a doodle

  • @blinkswitchgaming
    @blinkswitchgaming 8 лет назад +143

    Keemstar would love this game cause the enemy is called Alex, but he would hate it cause Alex can beat you.

  • @glamnailsbyava
    @glamnailsbyava 7 лет назад +151

    Probably isn't the best to watch this at 1 in the morning when u have a really serious test tomorrow

    • @zonnytiger106
      @zonnytiger106 7 лет назад +2

      im
      watching this video 1 in the morning but its 3 months later

    • @RatEyes5119
      @RatEyes5119 7 лет назад +11

      Avers 1443 what would u do if u were me watching this WHEN UR BIRTHDAY IS IN TWO DAYS AND UR WATCHING THIS AT MIDNIGHT??!! No joke my birthday is in two days....not getting this for likes like 'those people' do, srsly

    • @kidzbroadcast8984
      @kidzbroadcast8984 7 лет назад

      Name Name Creep.

    • @kidzbroadcast8984
      @kidzbroadcast8984 7 лет назад +1

      ThatKawaii FrenchFry Just a little information can lead to a break in, kidnapping, or something worse... i know it.

    • @jimcaywood3490
      @jimcaywood3490 6 лет назад

      No duh

  • @murfle_-
    @murfle_- 5 лет назад +83

    “ima murder you dead”
    *won best catchphrase of the year*

  • @bigmikeofficial8806
    @bigmikeofficial8806 7 лет назад +803

    Horror games ain't scary when markiplier is playing

    • @Garfooled
      @Garfooled 7 лет назад +4

      Dusty Gaming Nothing compared to the monotoned Cr1tikal though

    • @theviktordiamond
      @theviktordiamond 7 лет назад +13

      It's entertaining though

    • @a-town3694
      @a-town3694 6 лет назад +1

      True

    • @moonspeta3629
      @moonspeta3629 6 лет назад +1

      VexOrDestiny International)
      Least he's better than you!!!!!!!!!!
      OOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • @dylankaye9155
      @dylankaye9155 6 лет назад

      Very true

  • @AlleyCryptid
    @AlleyCryptid 8 лет назад +350

    If you stop and take the time to actually read the page you downloaded this from, it tells you exactly what is going on. You can call Alex at times to find out where he is, which is a really fun game mechanic. Also, knocking on different doors does different things if you'd stop to listen once in awhile. I know you will either never read this or really care. I just wish you'd really stop to look and find out what to do in these games, it is so incredibly disrespectful to the devs that you don't give the game the attention it deserves. It's so easy to just sit and read for a few seconds on what to do.

    • @EvieShihShadowFireSword
      @EvieShihShadowFireSword 8 лет назад

      oh!

    • @luckykoifish1040
      @luckykoifish1040 8 лет назад +19

      They should of added a tutorial

    • @yua4783
      @yua4783 8 лет назад +13

      +Joshua Masters *should've

    • @Brandon195718201
      @Brandon195718201 8 лет назад +65

      Woah, wait...the attention it deserves? Look, I get where you're coming from with the mechanics of the game and him not knowing EXACTLY what to do, but not giving it the attention it deserves? He's playing it on his channel of MILLIONS of subscribers, giving it exposure it probably wouldn't have had. How, in any way, shape, or form is that in the least bit disrespectful? Legit question.

    • @alexheffron6889
      @alexheffron6889 8 лет назад

      +BlondeCoconutBoy should've = should have they should have of added a tutorial dumb bitch

  • @kavertia6261
    @kavertia6261 7 лет назад +54

    Am I the only one who got excited at 3:15 because the scene reminded me of Ib?

    • @kavertia6261
      @kavertia6261 7 лет назад +7

      No, it's actually ib, it's the name of a game about a girl that goes to a strange museum. It's really good, so I advise you check it out, either through a playthrough online on bybplaying the game yourself.

    • @SOGTheGamer
      @SOGTheGamer 7 лет назад +1

      No, you weren't the only one, I did too. xD

    • @centraltime3680
      @centraltime3680 7 лет назад

      Your name gave me twd flashbacks ;w; i watched and played ib so many times i loved it

    • @c_onfused2679
      @c_onfused2679 7 лет назад +1

      I WAS SO EXCITED TOO

    • @namy2878
      @namy2878 4 года назад

      Same

  • @s.t3747
    @s.t3747 6 лет назад +106

    when he said "chucky" i thought he meant chuck-e-cheese at first but then i realized that he was talking about the murder doll from the "Childs Play" trilogy. (and bride/seed/return/cult of chucky... those too.)

    • @thephycogamer5123
      @thephycogamer5123 4 года назад +3

      dude EVERYONE knows chucky hes like the oldest killer doll in the world

    • @sonictale5992
      @sonictale5992 4 года назад

      I know I know. I was just kinda dumb. Still am, but I love that killer doll

  • @stacheymotiondesigner1977
    @stacheymotiondesigner1977 7 лет назад +51

    i can imagine keemstar playing this
    *walking*
    *gets killed* keem screams
    "ALEX IS A---"

  • @jesse_u2282
    @jesse_u2282 7 лет назад +279

    Can mark just be a model? Like holly shitsu

    • @minikurt5824
      @minikurt5824 7 лет назад +18

      Shamy 17 Kubz scouts says that

    • @randomfandom7159
      @randomfandom7159 7 лет назад +6

      phoung vervinck please tell me when Jay Said that! I need to know! I love both of them!!!!!!

    • @yeet-gy6fu
      @yeet-gy6fu 7 лет назад +1

      Shamy 17 why should he? he isnt very attractive

    • @dressedmaniac
      @dressedmaniac 7 лет назад +1

      lennyanimations
      Nice b8 m8

    • @yeet-gy6fu
      @yeet-gy6fu 7 лет назад

      Clown Cloud ok

  • @dadd6667
    @dadd6667 8 лет назад +266

    I'm going full screen... Find me a husband and tell him that I love him!

    • @yeyes9557
      @yeyes9557 8 лет назад +1

      Why is everyone so terrified if they go full-screen??

    • @ccpp2778
      @ccpp2778 8 лет назад +6

      I love you too...
      ...but...I can't let you go alone!

    • @arsenals4198
      @arsenals4198 8 лет назад

      +Animal Partie
      how do you know !??

    • @yeyes9557
      @yeyes9557 8 лет назад

      +Crazy Devil How do I know what??

    • @khadenwilliams6652
      @khadenwilliams6652 8 лет назад

      the game isnt scary .-.

  • @TheWertyu
    @TheWertyu 7 лет назад +43

    *"you're working late in an office late at night when you suddenly get a visitor of unknown origin whos mission is to murder you dead threw strangulation of the butt"*
    when i heard 2/3rds of this line i was set for scares and creepiness, but when i heard the strangulation of the butt, omg i geeked loudly my room mate walked in wondering what happened xDDD

  • @tothemooon3309
    @tothemooon3309 8 лет назад +1629

    Who else thinks Mark looks absolutely gorgeous?

  • @clove9502
    @clove9502 5 лет назад +124

    "I need a doctor, my jokes are terrible. Dunn you- every one's *Dunn* with this video. *Laughs*"
    -Markimoo 2:12

    • @renatoroda1555
      @renatoroda1555 4 года назад

      I don’t get it ;-;

    • @fovosprodromus5020
      @fovosprodromus5020 4 года назад +3

      @@renatoroda1555 "House? I need a Dr. So bad" is referring to Dr. House..a dramatized medical show.. and the original comment was just a pun he was making..dunn and "done."

  • @mirameffie3879
    @mirameffie3879 8 лет назад +1453

    this office has a MAILROOM but not a FEMAILROOM???
    I'M TRIGGERED

    • @Torvinoid
      @Torvinoid 8 лет назад +17

      +Boom Boss Iron Mail is the first thing that popped into my head with that and all I could think is why more offices don't have medieval armor rooms

    • @mirameffie3879
      @mirameffie3879 8 лет назад +22

      Boom Boss OMG THERE SHOULD ALSO BE A NON BINARY ROOM IKR

    • @janaguirre4756
      @janaguirre4756 8 лет назад +9

      Mail room but a woman works there

    • @jamesp.sullivan3819
      @jamesp.sullivan3819 8 лет назад +29

      And a room for harambe

    • @gamingwizard5109
      @gamingwizard5109 8 лет назад +29

      im gonna change my gender to a fruit roll up

  • @iloveu7798
    @iloveu7798 8 лет назад +151

    Its like that one episode of spongebob with the doodled guy hahah

  • @Chixiq0
    @Chixiq0 Год назад +3

    I have been searching for this video for years. AND I FINALLY FOUND IT

  • @kyra8214
    @kyra8214 7 лет назад +107

    Did anyone else freat out and get really scared like a jump scare, when the white guy comes around a corner and gets Mark?

    • @raptorwithagun5206
      @raptorwithagun5206 4 года назад +4

      Kyra, really? You called the monster a white guy? That’s just racism.

    • @sobecksisters
      @sobecksisters 4 года назад +10

      @@raptorwithagun5206 it wasnt meant to be racist lmao??? its just cause he's literally colored white???

    • @chileanyways9939
      @chileanyways9939 4 года назад +2

      Arc 117 they were talking about the literal color, and you can’t be racist to white people... the oppressor can’t be oppressed

    • @sobecksisters
      @sobecksisters 4 года назад +7

      @@chileanyways9939 While I agree about the "literal color" part, you can 100% be racist to white people lmfao... like, racism is racism. I can be mean to white people, I can be mean to black people, it's all racist. And none of it is okay.

    • @aislinlindsay3950
      @aislinlindsay3950 4 года назад +3

      attractiv yoongi you can be racist towards white people, if you’re oppressing anyone of any colour you’re a racist.

  • @JasmineGoodenDisciple
    @JasmineGoodenDisciple 7 лет назад +216

    I had to turn this video off because I was at school watching this and smiling and busted out laughing by accident and my teacher asked "why are you laughing at your crotch" (wasn't supposed to have my phone out)

  • @enehe1434
    @enehe1434 7 лет назад +169

    Buttstabbers, Assemble

  • @nunyabusiness6277
    @nunyabusiness6277 5 лет назад +62

    If you pause the video at 3:02 you can see that the dude jump scaring you first is a little dude with his coffee flying into the air ;-;

    • @rubyprincess7473
      @rubyprincess7473 4 года назад +3

      Looks like the little dudes holding a gun

    • @shoishie
      @shoishie 4 года назад +10

      i’m like..really late..but it’s a phone

  • @lmaodudefuck1987
    @lmaodudefuck1987 7 лет назад +33

    "OH MY GOD SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP ALEX..." i'm crying 😂😂😂

  • @emotional-cloud3389
    @emotional-cloud3389 8 лет назад +78

    Is it me or when mark entered that scribbled city or world, I just had a flash back of when Markiplier played IB

  • @ryanlowe5681
    @ryanlowe5681 4 года назад +35

    Me: **sees crayon world**
    *Harold's evil twin must be a thing.*

  • @areejikram1041
    @areejikram1041 8 лет назад +134

    the point of this game is that you need to stay away from Dodole Bob thats all i know

    • @areejikram1041
      @areejikram1041 8 лет назад +6

      And igorne the calls

    • @robbbed.
      @robbbed. 8 лет назад +4

      did you mean doodle instead of dodole?

    • @areejikram1041
      @areejikram1041 8 лет назад

      The Internet Cat uh........yeah i was sleepy

    • @kaz9213
      @kaz9213 8 лет назад

      Isn't his name Alex?

    • @areejikram1041
      @areejikram1041 8 лет назад

      Zack Stewart no just got the name from Kubz

  • @sheesherwhiz3846
    @sheesherwhiz3846 8 лет назад +967

    Mark button up your shirt pls, I'm running out of ovaries.

    • @kyriaanderson6564
      @kyriaanderson6564 8 лет назад +1

      Relatable

    • @sheesherwhiz3846
      @sheesherwhiz3846 8 лет назад +8

      and, so I don't start a flame war, id have a crush on him, It's just that anyone would kill for that body 😂😂😂

    • @sundariajackson
      @sundariajackson 8 лет назад +1

      +Maria Bennett shhhhhh your gonna make m-BARF

    • @logansimpson9066
      @logansimpson9066 8 лет назад +26

      I have no ovaries, but if I did I'd be fresh out.

    • @AtlasPyro
      @AtlasPyro 8 лет назад +42

      +Rebato Poisson They aren't losing eggs or having their period. It's an expression. They mean to say that their ovaries are "exploding" which means that they find Mark so sexy and attractive that their reproductive parts blow up. Thus the reasoning behind them saying that their running out of ovaries. I hope I explained this as best as I possibly could of to you in a way that you understand it.

  • @suzanneslifer1772
    @suzanneslifer1772 7 лет назад +268

    LOVE YOUR RED HAIR , IT LOOKS GOOD ON YOU !!!

  • @GoodBoyElder
    @GoodBoyElder 5 лет назад +54

    "Im working late and an office late at night"
    Thanks Mark

  • @zombiesme5661
    @zombiesme5661 8 лет назад +107

    This is why I don't have an office job I don't want to be killed by a small black and white child

    • @zombiesme5661
      @zombiesme5661 8 лет назад +7

      Also I checked my phone when the phone rang because I have that ring tone...

    • @meftahwalid2702
      @meftahwalid2702 8 лет назад

      hahaha lmao

    • @monkeymeghan7609
      @monkeymeghan7609 8 лет назад

      Haha I'm cracking up

    • @nikitogaming6353
      @nikitogaming6353 8 лет назад

      +Angelika Steiner Purple and golden and other colors too! You're also racist!!!1!one!

    • @f7city86
      @f7city86 8 лет назад

      RACIST

  • @laurentreloar8891
    @laurentreloar8891 7 лет назад +27

    Second call: *heavy breathing*
    Me: I thought I told you to put the phone away when engaging in sexual activities

  • @trinitydavis70
    @trinitydavis70 7 лет назад +33

    "Officer, what was the cause of death??"
    "Strangulation" *dramatic camera angle change*
    "Of the butt."

  • @lowcaloriewater1954
    @lowcaloriewater1954 8 лет назад +141

    Mark's hair and unbuttoned shirt and Dammit Mark Stap it you HAVE A GIRLFRIEND

  • @Slimjim001KINGThebeastYo
    @Slimjim001KINGThebeastYo 8 лет назад +114

    Roses are red
    War is near
    We would all be safe
    If harambe was here

  • @julia9695
    @julia9695 7 лет назад +236

    ....DOODLE BOB!

  • @TheCaboose-qk8tg
    @TheCaboose-qk8tg 8 лет назад +27

    When that white thing ran at you it scared the crap out of me my heart was pounding

  • @stefaniamouzakiti682
    @stefaniamouzakiti682 5 лет назад +13

    "mark being confused for 12 minutes"
    this is what it should have been named

  • @oh_heckk1766
    @oh_heckk1766 8 лет назад +417

    If everyone is hiding from the visitor with me, it's safe down here we have some hot chocolate, cookies, marshmallows, and some s'mores your safe :-)

    • @cookiemonster4868
      @cookiemonster4868 8 лет назад +3

      I'm drinking hot chocolate 🍫🍼

    • @bluejey1564
      @bluejey1564 8 лет назад +4

      I'll bring the popcorn 🍿

    • @unactive3297
      @unactive3297 8 лет назад +5

      +a mildly depressed heavy with no sandwich does anyone notice the phone was on the monster

    • @jenniferbrosey375
      @jenniferbrosey375 8 лет назад +7

      ill take honey, just encase we find ourselves in a STICKY situation 😄, im very punny ain't I.

    • @isabelleb2216
      @isabelleb2216 8 лет назад +3

      I love cookies

  • @biancacoachman4928
    @biancacoachman4928 7 лет назад +357

    2:57 I laughed way more than I should have😂😭💀

    • @maylucky8660
      @maylucky8660 7 лет назад +2

      How hard should you have laughed?

    • @jamiesmith3250
      @jamiesmith3250 7 лет назад +1

      Bianca Coachman

    • @dabomb1786
      @dabomb1786 6 лет назад +1

      Mark’s face looks like he should be a manikin!😰😱

    • @TDR9k
      @TDR9k 6 лет назад

      Bianca Coachman didn't everyone

    • @dolanaesthetics4908
      @dolanaesthetics4908 6 лет назад

      Bianca Coachman a

  • @franicman_6829
    @franicman_6829 8 лет назад +413

    Oh, so you're here to hide in the comments section, don't worry here have a cookie😉

    • @MrTheomoustache
      @MrTheomoustache 8 лет назад

      Thank you

    • @ave3799
      @ave3799 8 лет назад

      *Hands U Cookie (^v^)*

    • @Ichigo111293
      @Ichigo111293 8 лет назад

      If you're honestly scared by *this*..... well, damn. 0.o

    • @millymcinnes
      @millymcinnes 8 лет назад +2

      I'm not hiding but thanks anyway
      (•-•)>🍪

    • @bloodymarry4602
      @bloodymarry4602 8 лет назад

      +Ray01X I'm not scared

  • @enderethan144
    @enderethan144 2 года назад +2

    Even though the killer is just a Doodlebob-like midget, it’s still scary when you go around one of the corridors and he darts straight at you.

  • @chaoticevil4057
    @chaoticevil4057 8 лет назад +132

    You aren't gonna guess who's awesome!
    Read the first two words.

  • @kenji-dread-demon9609
    @kenji-dread-demon9609 7 лет назад +99

    and don't let Alex call you because he can hear your phone when it's ringing and when your phone rings it will lead him to you

    • @bushygameryt2757
      @bushygameryt2757 7 лет назад +13

      you mean ringing, right?

    • @littlenugget2463
      @littlenugget2463 7 лет назад +2

      Mark applier you are best at game,s

    • @fnafgaming171
      @fnafgaming171 7 лет назад

      Withered Freddy 1987 agree

    • @retropro6497
      @retropro6497 7 лет назад +7

      that's an awesome mechanic

    • @loveyani7483
      @loveyani7483 7 лет назад +12

      it really is I used that and my mom does too, my mom is a gamer but she looks like she is young but she isnt

  • @kitt5282
    @kitt5282 5 лет назад +49

    "You're working Late at an office Late at night..."
    *Wow*

    • @emily78910
      @emily78910 4 года назад +1

      *memories come back* This is not about that!!!! Fuck off Freddy!

  • @maxciel9829
    @maxciel9829 8 лет назад +54

    when doodle Bob got him it looks like he was playing 3D ib I don't know why

  • @nathanclarke3828
    @nathanclarke3828 7 лет назад +12

    That scared me SO much when he turned the corner and Alex was there!!! I had my headphones in and I was like CRAP

  • @TheOddSusie
    @TheOddSusie 8 лет назад +54

    ... Is that...
    DoodleBob?

  • @benshorthouse3154
    @benshorthouse3154 5 лет назад +11

    They should call that guy the ASMR killer.

  • @nataliee103
    @nataliee103 8 лет назад +80

    Where's my hero with the jumpscare times?

  • @galaxydux881
    @galaxydux881 7 лет назад +46

    the little killer person thing looks like doodlebob from spongebob xD

  • @emmastaub5630
    @emmastaub5630 5 лет назад +10

    8:25-9:13 I love how he feels so stupid when he finds out he was so close to the exist and end of the game 😂. “I COULD HAVE ONE AND I DIDN’T BECAUSE I AM A ASS” 😂

  • @dr.temperancebrennan
    @dr.temperancebrennan 7 лет назад +172

    Oh no! It's doodle bob in human paper form!

  • @ronnielester9724
    @ronnielester9724 6 лет назад +192

    I'm looking through the comments for time stamps for jumscares

    • @hi_imdead1138
      @hi_imdead1138 5 лет назад +3

      Bright Shadows sameeee

    • @carealoo744
      @carealoo744 5 лет назад +3

      Don't worry about it ;)

    • @abvlogs9948
      @abvlogs9948 5 лет назад +4

      Love that comment you just readed my mind

    • @taphi9539
      @taphi9539 4 года назад +3

      Pussy.

    • @Black-bk4xf
      @Black-bk4xf 4 года назад +10

      @@taphi9539 your probably a bigger pussy kid

  • @DelvReign
    @DelvReign 8 лет назад +36

    I love when you play horror game! the pure intensity!

  • @irrelevantdude8577
    @irrelevantdude8577 6 лет назад +32

    >watches this at 6am knowing its just going to make me even more paranoid than i already am about home invasion

  • @legofmevid
    @legofmevid 8 лет назад +41

    I love that Mark doesn't have his shirt butted all the way up it'd distracts me from ever thing else!!!!!!!

    • @legofmevid
      @legofmevid 8 лет назад +1

      *Buttoned. See I can't even type

    • @legofmevid
      @legofmevid 8 лет назад +1

      +Vae v Vae *it ,FUCK

    • @MagatsuOoyodo
      @MagatsuOoyodo 8 лет назад

      +Vae v Vae well your fingers are too fast Shiota

    • @Void_Sevrin
      @Void_Sevrin 8 лет назад +3

      Un-buttoned shirt and no glasses = 😱
      Mark is an attractive man.

    • @damlanuruzun4582
      @damlanuruzun4582 8 лет назад

      +Blue_Panda truee

  • @gabrielgregorio2340
    @gabrielgregorio2340 7 лет назад +149

    #smallpeopleslivesmatter

  • @nyancatpoptart5441
    @nyancatpoptart5441 7 лет назад +33

    So your good friend Alex just decides to try and Kill you one night with his DoodleBob counterpart.
    Can you imagine what this game would be like with an actual monster roaming the halls?Like in Monstrum or Amnesia.

  • @davimag2071
    @davimag2071 2 года назад +2

    6:22 This fake "exit" followed by endless corridors is basically the Backrooms in 2016 lol

  • @kittycatgirl9365
    @kittycatgirl9365 7 лет назад +145

    who got scared when the paper thing something pops up and how many times did everyone jump

    • @sensly
      @sensly 7 лет назад +4

      kitty cat girl i cant believe i got scared by paper...

    • @reem7085
      @reem7085 7 лет назад +5

      kitty cat girl this might be funny but the 2nd time that doodle paper thing popped up I felt it got in my socks I was like
      OH MY GOD PAPER IS ALIVE?!😨😣😵😱

    • @foindia6728
      @foindia6728 7 лет назад +1

      I DID!!

    • @haydutjester
      @haydutjester 7 лет назад

      I cant belive I got scared by Doodle Bob :'D

    • @oldchanneleet5633
      @oldchanneleet5633 7 лет назад +4

      DOODLE BOB JUNIOR!

  • @zionnamoore
    @zionnamoore 7 лет назад +18

    Didn't know Josh Dun worked in an office lmao

  • @lynnford412
    @lynnford412 3 года назад +3

    Me: *is chewing*
    Markiplier: *is quiet*
    Me: *stops chewing*

    • @keithbf2575
      @keithbf2575 3 года назад +1

      You know something bad finna happen when mark goes quiet

  • @purplewhirl8387
    @purplewhirl8387 8 лет назад +57

    who else thought in the begging the phone guy sounded like wade😂

  • @moa.6548
    @moa.6548 7 лет назад +730

    Im going full screen remember me as a legend

    • @Angelwithbpd
      @Angelwithbpd 7 лет назад +25

      Mo A. You aren't a legend your a hero and a legend

    • @jackmoseley1628
      @jackmoseley1628 7 лет назад +23

      but... this game isnt even scary

    • @tdwilson1968
      @tdwilson1968 7 лет назад +2

      I cant unless I'm a legend two

    • @thesotegamer3164
      @thesotegamer3164 7 лет назад +3

      then im a legend three

    • @bemeyt7268
      @bemeyt7268 7 лет назад +4

      Mo A. same but alone at home at nightwith no lights and with full voice :/

  • @MustacheCashStash125
    @MustacheCashStash125 5 месяцев назад +1

    Nothing’s better than watching Markiplier after getting home prom and resting from dancing your ass off

  • @lightness7359
    @lightness7359 8 лет назад +42

    But, what if I wanna pick up the phone? :3

  • @manemejeffry5679
    @manemejeffry5679 8 лет назад +21

    mmm...snickers ice cream+coke+pink fluffy unicorns in the backround+mark plaing horror game...+HEAVEN

  • @kidsuwu6165
    @kidsuwu6165 7 лет назад +24

    7:17 did anyone scream and throw their tablet/phone across the room? I did...I so did!!!!

  • @geomgeom9990
    @geomgeom9990 4 года назад +6

    When Darth Vader needs to speak but he forgets he was calling 1:44

  • @gongoozlr
    @gongoozlr 7 лет назад +23

    Don't worry Markiplier :) It's just a little paper Mario
    Also I heard that if you find a small eraser you can defeat the paper Mario drawing thing

    • @traciebaker2988
      @traciebaker2988 7 лет назад

      Papaya - USE THE MAGIC PENCILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

  • @andrewhunt9789
    @andrewhunt9789 7 лет назад +35

    MARK STOP ANSWERING THE PHONE

  • @WetKatsu
    @WetKatsu 8 лет назад +51

    _-Am I the only person who starts the video, scrolls down, and searches for that one person to type Jumpscares because I can't watch without being scared xD-_

    • @rhyojdee6119
      @rhyojdee6119 8 лет назад +4

      "Am I the only person" - *Meanwhile, hundreds of other people are asking for the jumpscare times in the comments* Yeah, I'm sure you're the only one lmao

    • @WetKatsu
      @WetKatsu 8 лет назад

      +RhyoJ Dee Just being unrealistic xD

    • @beepboop1226
      @beepboop1226 8 лет назад

      Lol nope!! I do the same think

    • @cpapa9249
      @cpapa9249 8 лет назад

      I look at the comments just so I don't get scared.

    • @ryland950
      @ryland950 8 лет назад

      Nope. I'm here with you!