Now I want to save money for my future daughter's first date, then while she's talking to her date break through a dividing wall and shout "WHO WANTS ORANGE SLICES?!". And then have money ready to repair the wall, obviously. I'm not stupid.
Oh boohoo cringe emojis. I wanted orange slices. Oranges are good for ur health and are tasty in general. They can also be used as an alternative to power sparu, since it's more accurate, especially against children. Orange slices are delicious and never to be denied.
No one talks about the boyfriend being the most understanding teen ever with that "I can leave if this is making you uncomfortable" Not "I'm breaking up" or "I won't see her again", just that they can continue their relationship in a way that wouldn't upset her family.
Like Big Daddy should be proud of the little lad, I'm sure he figured out how average teens acted like in Rapture. Considering he isn't a Splicer, he should be double happy!
That’s very true! The boyfriend could’ve reacted harshly out of fear, but he actually did try to be reasonably accommodating to his girl’s dad! That’s a good sign that he wouldn’t be reactionary in a relationship or marriage; she should probably stay with him! Good eye for detail! 😁👍
I am actually surprised how he managed to make orange slices when one of his hands is a drill and it even took him little to no time. That's some dedication and skill right there
@@KaitenRyu5 youre generalizing, I'm 16 and I absolutely LOVE the shit out of bioshock, and know a few other people who do too. Don't just be like "EVERYONE LIKES ____ AND NOT ____ SO I M THE COOL ONE" like bro calm down, drink some water, and realize that people like alot of things that doesn't have to be the main media, but it also CAN be the main media and thats not a bad thing
Later that day... Little Sister: DAD! You embarrassed me and now Tommy is never gonna talk to me again, why are you like this?!?! Big Daddy: I'm sorry sweetie, but as you know, I've been psychologically reprogrammed to protect you from anything I perceive to be a threat be violently slaughtering said threat with a mining drill that's been permanently fused to my arm. It's hell for me too, so stop complaining.
@@Thatonewebbyboi fine "ah I see you are a woman of culture as well" better now?! *stomps away while saying next line* damn appropriation bullshit these days I swear
DarkJedi3000 whenever you attack the little sisters the should scream "WHO WANTS ORANGE SLICES?!!?!?!?!!" At max volume and charge at you with the drill and auto kill you.
I love it. I'd love to see more Rapture stuff too, those Big Daddys were always cool to me. Expected a deeper voice tho, but that'd prolly be less comedic lol.
Angry Kirby no just the Alpha Series ones. The bond with the sisters worked too well, and Alpha Series are practically useless if their Little Sister is killed. Only usable as suicidal and aggressive foot soldiers if they’re not rendered comatose.
Maybe its just me but this video made me laugh, as a bioshock fan its hard to find good comedy after dealing with all the depression that the original games had. Its so much fun seeing fan work like this thank you so much dorkly!!!
When you think about what Big Daddies are, and how they came to be, this video is quite depressing, especially when the dad says that line about his daughter being more than three feet away from him
(Kenny tries to kiss little sister) (Mr Bubbles' eyes glow red and stabs Kenny with drill) Oh my god you killed Kenny! You bas- er I mean that's totally fine. Please don't hurt me.
![Noob To Max With DRAGON REWORK In Blox Fruits [FULL MOVIE]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/LnBMOinoOvA/mqdefault.jpg)
I would be fully prepared to make a fake wall in my house, just so I could burst through it in a Big Daddy costume with a plate of orange slices.
Now I want to save money for my future daughter's first date, then while she's talking to her date break through a dividing wall and shout "WHO WANTS ORANGE SLICES?!". And then have money ready to repair the wall, obviously. I'm not stupid.
By that time in the future you can get an actual Big Daddy drill attached to your arm neurotically. So you can just use your brain to make it run
Data Sora that's not how technology works....I think I'm not a fucking rocket scientist
LOL After reading this I just want to marry you.
***** OH YEAH!
He went from overprotective dad to the Kool-Aid Man, real quick. 😂😂😂
Hilarious! 😂
Oh boohoo cringe emojis. I wanted orange slices. Oranges are good for ur health and are tasty in general. They can also be used as an alternative to power sparu, since it's more accurate, especially against children. Orange slices are delicious and never to be denied.
Not the coolaid man
The orange slice man
"OH YEAH" WHO WANTS ORANGE SLICES
OH YEAH!
No, really. Who wants orange slices?
exurb1a I'm here for free oral but alright
oh hello there best youtuber of all time
Can I get a twist of sea slug on that?
1. Eat orange slices
2. Smoke a Doob
3. DESHELL EXURB1A'S TORTOISE
I want one of them party hats.
Imagine her screaming ‘Oh daddy!’ And big daddy mistaking it for a call for help
XD
Damn.
Thanks, i hate it
Mess with my girlo you get my drillo
@@jeremyrossi2716 "Dildos are banned in this house"
"WHO WANT ORANGE SLICES!?" Oh my god, i just lost it.
Me too I lost my shit! xD
craked up at that moment,i fell of my bed after that
to get energy??
me too
Same
Popcorn, Salt, Orange Slices. this place has all the food you need!
I'm not sold on the service though, always bursting through walls randomly shouting "WHO WANTS ORANGE SLICES!?" Kinda ruins the mood
@@adren42 It makes it more exciting
You think it was actual sliced orange or those orange jelly candies they make in the shape of sliced oranges that have sugar sprinkled on them?
Hmmm but it's not actually a meal if there aren't any burgers,eastern food,and or pizza.
Hmm salted orange
I would wear a shirt with a picture of a big daddy holding a plate with orange slices who says who wants orange slices ?
Same
I would too
Grievous, don't be ridiculous, you don't wear shirts.
someone goddamn fund this omg
Camp Blood Gaming network I'LL TAKE 2
No one talks about the boyfriend being the most understanding teen ever with that "I can leave if this is making you uncomfortable"
Not "I'm breaking up" or "I won't see her again", just that they can continue their relationship in a way that wouldn't upset her family.
Like Big Daddy should be proud of the little lad, I'm sure he figured out how average teens acted like in Rapture. Considering he isn't a Splicer, he should be double happy!
@@aaron4921 he might’ve been then got turned into a big daddy
If he broke up with her like that the big daddy would not be happy
That’s very true! The boyfriend could’ve reacted harshly out of fear, but he actually did try to be reasonably accommodating to his girl’s dad! That’s a good sign that he wouldn’t be reactionary in a relationship or marriage; she should probably stay with him! Good eye for detail! 😁👍
Thats actually a very nice move and shows that he is serious with her.
Thought I wasn't wearing headphones for a second.
Same
Scared the shit out of me
Mogawty same
Mogawty same
I hate it when that happens
I am actually surprised how he managed to make orange slices when one of his hands is a drill and it even took him little to no time. That's some dedication and skill right there
Ngl wish i could cut orange slices with one hand and in 20-30 seconds
he had them ready all along
Drills detachable or atleast the actual drill bit is the connector I'm not sure
"I WILL WRECK YOUR INSIDES WITH TWISTED STEEL!"
Pls spare me ;-;
That's what she said... er, he said.
Mmmm sexy
@@shibuyahex7225 guess you can call him a big DADDY? eh, eh...alright then
dimsum33 Eyyyyyyyyyyy
When i have my first daughter im gonna dress up as a big daddy on her first date and come out with a plate of orange slices
Reginald Downs And then the kids would be like "wtf?" and not laugh.
Kids today suck and only know fortnite......
That would be funny to witness
Also build a fake wall to break it and enter through it
You can make a working drill to emphasize the danger he boy will be in if he does anything
@@KaitenRyu5 youre generalizing, I'm 16 and I absolutely LOVE the shit out of bioshock, and know a few other people who do too.
Don't just be like "EVERYONE LIKES ____ AND NOT ____ SO I M THE COOL ONE" like bro calm down, drink some water, and realize that people like alot of things that doesn't have to be the main media, but it also CAN be the main media and thats not a bad thing
"Dad I'm 16 now, we aren't in Rapture anymore!"
You're about to be there again.
PFFFT x D
Fresca/Clubman8 WhY wErenT YOu At ELf PrACtICe!?
What
Though this is a little old , aren’t little sisters who grow up turn psycho and eventually a big sister?
Mr. Blue not unless they're saved ^^ (and properly raised with TLC)
WHO WANTS ORANGE SLICES?!
I f*cking died.
Vince Zhao i thought it said who want overie slices...
Vince Zhao I know, right?
I know right? 😆
+Vince Zhao Same here!
put it on a shirt.
I bet if Elizabeth opened a tear to an alternate universe it would be apple slices instead of orange slices.
Mind= BLOWN.
And the picture on the wall would be of rapture not bubbles and lil sis.
Omg....
I want both orange and Apple slices
Tali' Zorrah Apples and Oranges...
Ayyyy? AAyyyyy!
WalkthroughHorde .......c'mon man don't be like that
0:57 *"OR I WILL WRECK YOUR INSIDES WITH TWISTED STEEL!!!"*
1:08 *"WHO WANTS ORANGE SLICES?!"*
I lost my shit XD
this was one of the most ingenious things I've ever seen.
Nice caddicarus
Yep. It’s hilarious.
I like booze
Blud only has 125 likes
The orange slices where made from the remains of the previous boyfriends.....
how does he eat
@@ImADeity simple m non-existent friend his head opens sideways
@@capracarnage9131 thays weird as hell
She's a cheater
@@hunterngavinmom its not cheating if your past loved ones are now produce
Later that day...
Little Sister: DAD! You embarrassed me and now Tommy is never gonna talk to me again, why are you like this?!?!
Big Daddy: I'm sorry sweetie, but as you know, I've been psychologically reprogrammed to protect you from anything I perceive to be a threat be violently slaughtering said threat with a mining drill that's been permanently fused to my arm. It's hell for me too, so stop complaining.
Father isn’t like this
@tree gang gaming I like memes but however I am not a man
@@Thatonewebbyboi fine "ah I see you are a woman of culture as well" better now?! *stomps away while saying next line* damn appropriation bullshit these days I swear
@Luke Skywalker wut i don’t understand?
@@Thatonewebbyboi you said you weren't a man
I need a shirt of Big Daddy going “WHO WANTS ORANGE SLICES?!”
I’ll just be a minute doing this. I’ll send you the link to the site I make it on.
Judging by your fucking username, that does not surprise me.
@@thequietkid4887is been 2 year...
This comment section:
20% - "so big daddy is..."
20% - other stuff
60% - WHO WANTS ORANGE SLICES
Ok but come on. Orange slices are a pepper spay alternative and delicious. They're also healthy.
They'll go great with your blood!
Also twisted steel
*WHO WANTS ORANGE SLICES*
Ant man: "I do!"
I wish the Big Daddys were like this in the game, and they talked to you with that voice.
They need a mod.
DarkJedi3000 PLEASE COME BACK I JUST NEED THE TIME
+DarkJedi3000 And possibly even give you something if you actually help them defend the little sister. that'd be nice too.
DarkJedi3000 whenever you attack the little sisters the should scream "WHO WANTS ORANGE SLICES?!!?!?!?!!" At max volume and charge at you with the drill and auto kill you.
Drake P. Or maybe he could scream “IM GOING TO WRECK YOUR INSIDES WITH TWISTED STEEL!”
Hes just like the Koolaid man but with orange slices
OH YEAH!!!!!!!
+David Berg Jonsson Oh Yeah!
+David Berg Jonsson FAT MAN IS EATING SLICED IN HALF ORANGE MAN!
That's what I thought
F I like gear for V for you pfper
Dad: Breaks through wall "Who wants orange slices."
Me: OH YEAH
THATS WHAT EVERYONE NEEDS IS DAD IN A BIG DADDY COSTUME AND SCREAMING *who wants orange slices!?!?!?*
I will be that father. Not because I am overprotective. But just because I want to be an asshole.
what I want is a drill... that sounds like a chainsaw
lol
*busts through wall* WHO WANTS ORANGE SLICES!!!
That's the worst kind of reason to be that kind of dad.
Willem Maas i would do it because im just goofy as fuck so I'd do that for the sake of a joke.
Wouldn't a 16 year old Little Sister have become a Big Sister at this point?
Yah, but who likes big sisters?
"Onee-san in the building. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"- Etika (2016)
aren't big sister's like 18 or somethin?
uhm if i was 39 and my sister was 33 wouldn't that make my sister still the little sister
+Kill Jack
No, I mean the Big Sisters from BIOSHOCK 2, where they wear similar looking divers suits to the Big Daddies.
she should have said "dad would you kindly get out"
Lolz rofl ikr
lmao xD
Only works for Jack though, not the big daddies. Would have been a nice reference, but maybe they wanted to avoid mixing the lore up.
Artyom Damn Artyom How did you get Internet?
XDD , would you kindly is only spoken by atlas
Nostalgia much.
And I'm a huge fan of Bioshock so thank you for making this
Same here my friend
@@julianvega6770 same same here person I don't know lol
*WHO WANTS ORANGE SLICES*
*SHOVES ORANGE SLICES INTO BOTH YO MOUTHS*
***** *SCREAMS LOUDLY AS I GRAB A FIST FULL OF ORANGE SLICES AND SHOVES DOWN YOUR THROAT. TASTY ENOGUH*
*RAAAAAWR*
DznayCrafter *backs away slowly*
i'll pass......O_O'' please don't hurt me....
Aadam Rolle Really? i mean there just orange slices have one! *Creepy smile*
"OR I WILL WRECK YOUR INSIDES WITH TWISTED STEEL!!" Sums up Burial At Sea episode 1 pretty darn well.
That's every dad
@@Fenris2 Pretty much lol, but I am referring specifically too Booker's death at Burial at Sea. Elizabeth led a Big daddy to drill him to death.
Big daddy: Oh please, Mr. Bubbles was my dads name. Call me- YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE! (What a missed opportunity)
Why havent i seen this after 6 years...6 YEARS!?!?!
You probably would have died after "who wants orange slices"
I love it. I'd love to see more Rapture stuff too, those Big Daddys were always cool to me.
Expected a deeper voice tho, but that'd prolly be less comedic lol.
I'd like to see their imagination of two splicers on a date.
how did he cut the oranges up without splattering it all over the place?
Carefully
Jack Mehoff With a knife held in his non-drill hand?
meemoxz holding a plate in the drill?
Jack Mehoff ...or maybe on a kitchen counter?
meemoxz
with his one hand is a drill holding the plate the other hand cutting with a knife
WHO WANTS ORANGE SLICES!!!
I think of this every time a big daddy attacks me in Bioshock.
Same
Hmm yes, let's recommend this randomly eight years later
Do you have a problem with that?
I spat out my drink when he said WHO WANTS ORANGE SLICES?!? XD
cicero wants fucking orange slices mother what's me to eat healthy o how I love the night mother
I laugh, and yet I know I'm going to be that sort of dad. My daughter's poor boyfriends.
It's ok We are going to be the best of Dads though.
or girlfriends
Core Brute Me too we're going to be unstoppable with "Drill Arms"
and if they try to run? we got Rivet Guns!
Or you could be subject delta and have a drill,guns, and plasmids
Years later still one of my favourite Dorkly videos of all time. I would love to see more episodes with these characters 😆
i lost my shit at 'Who wants orange slices?!?!'
same here
MegaGuthix123 I keep going back to that exact part, it is so hilarious
MegaGuthix123 Me Too
Me the entire video: .-.
Me at the ORANGE SLICES: XD
After "Orange Slices"
*He goes back into the kitchen
Now...where where we?
*Almost there again...
**"HERE'S SOME CUPS OF MILK TOO!!!!!!!!"**
AND AN ANTACID!!!
DON'T WANT ANY INDIGESTION!
69 likes niceee
It would not be 'WHO WANTS ORANGE SLICES!'
It would be 'WHRUUHHHHHH... WRRROOOOOOOOO...ORRRRRRRRR... SLLLLLUUUUHHHHHH!'
Their moaning reminds me of well... me, when I feel lazy.
"WRRUUUUUHHHH, Nah, later.."
+정석현
Andrew ryans: What happened to suchong?
hello fellow korean
한국임
The Blue Redstone ㅎㅇㅎㅇ
정석현 한국인을 이런 동영상 에서 볼줄이야
I don't know why but I imagine this is Ashley's voice
dorkly you need to make a shirt with big daddy in the front quoting "who wants orange slices?"
*_WHO WANTS ORANGE SLICES???!!!_*
I do!
2, please.
me
5 please
Me! Lol
You know... you could tell him he's overprotective, but you won't, and neither will I.
I am surprised he wasn't scared of the motor drill
All good fathers want to protect their little girls adam Lmao 0:45
mothafuger don't they go crazy if there taken away from there little sister
*atom
@@Zonefire15 adam*
Angry Kirby no just the Alpha Series ones. The bond with the sisters worked too well, and Alpha Series are practically useless if their Little Sister is killed. Only usable as suicidal and aggressive foot soldiers if they’re not rendered comatose.
I like how this comment called the god of gods, true lord of hallownest himself the Lord of Shades
Big daddy is a good father, that is me, in the future.
Tru dat
Are you going to look like big daddy that would be cool
let me think about it (eating a sandwich) yes, well, if its a Halloween costume
@@togied-little9328
*BIG DADDY SUIT EXPECTATIONS A HEAVY RENDORCE DIVER SUIT*
reality big daddy
A sex costume
I seriously hope not
You know this is a good sketch when you always think of orange slices when you kill something with your drill while playing BIOSHOCK
I’ve never laughed so hard at the sentence ‘who wants orange slices’
"reclaiming ADAM from decaying corpses at the bottom of the sea." XD
"orange slices!"
LMAO this is awesome XD
W H O W A N T S O R A N G E S L I C E S
Me. I need those citrus
That Big Daddy knew his shit, I mean who can say no to orange slices?
GumGumOnigiri ikr
One of my favorite dorkly bits that isn’t a series but I would love to see this as one XD
If I'm with a couple and they're about to kiss, I'm gonna do the who wants orange slices thing.
record it and post it if you do
I will if it happens.
That'd be kickass, get a fake wall put in then just run through
Don't forget to make an explosive entrance. Detonate some C4 next to the wall behind them and then go for it.
💀
I wonder if he killed Annoying Orange to come on out and say that....?
Yes he did
Damn it!
+Erik Moss i know right i wanted to do that
I want orange slices!!
me
***** i dont give a fuck i want my orange slices now
*drill revs and blood spatters*
I subscribed to you just for that 😂
Me to
It seems like the big daddy is trying to be cool and threatening at the same time
I FUCKING WANT ORANGE SLICES!!!!!!
Sounds pretty good right about now.
The funny thing is I was eating orange slices watching this video
god damnit now i want orange slices its like yawning
"WHO WANTS ORANGE SLICES" best line ever
That guy is so Metal. . . No seriously its a gigantic metal diving suit and a drill for a hand
+RobertGameFreak YEA SO DAMN METAL
Maybe its just me but this video made me laugh, as a bioshock fan its hard to find good comedy after dealing with all the depression that the original games had. Its so much fun seeing fan work like this thank you so much dorkly!!!
When you think about what Big Daddies are, and how they came to be, this video is quite depressing, especially when the dad says that line about his daughter being more than three feet away from him
I would love some orange slices. Thank you Mr.Bubs
I lost it at "WHO WANTS ORANGE SLICES"
0:56
"OR I WILL RIP YOUR INSIDES WITH TWISTED STEEL!"
Just like one of your friends did to Comstock in Burial at sea?
I died when he brust through the wall saying who wants orange slices😂😂
1:08 Mr coolaid: Oh ye-
*Big daddy busts through the wall* WHO WANTS ORANGE SLICES?!
*Mr.Coolaid* Poser
It's spelled "koolaid" my guy, that wasn't very kool of you
It's the Koolaid Guy
1:07 "oh yeah!!!!!"
Oh no, oh no, oh no!
OH YEAH!!!
I cried everytime i see your post dude
Then my work here is done *warps away with orange slices*.
So is that a no on the orange slices, or..?
Okay...
Who doesn't want orange slices ?
Plague Doctor Gaming network, If nobody wants them I will.
Plague Doctor Gaming network me
I can’t look at you take em already you kawaii desu
I got that starbomb reference
It kind of bothers me that I already knew what the top comments would be with out scrolling down...
Hahha, yeah, "Who wants orange slices!?"
Dear sir, I must pose to thee thy question contemplating thou's desire for sliced wedges of specified citrus fruit.
(That it?)
*WHO WANTS ORANGE SLICES* that was a bio*shocking* ending BADUM DIIIIIIING
*dill starts revving*
*laugh track plays*
I'll Adam that to my Bioshock pun list
@@morbidhawk2352 how did you EVEn create one?
Well it is an infinite pun list
When he jumped through that wall if he had said who wants coolaid I would've died laughing. Seems like a missed opportunity
*busts down wall* WHO WANTS ORANGE SLICES?!?! XD
"You kids have fun. But not too much fun. OR I WILL WRECK YOUR INSIDE WITH TWISTED STEEL!"
"WHO WANTS ORANGE SLICES?!"
This is how Dorkly should be, clean fun humor!
Me as a parent "sigh" must be good times as a parent
Big Daddy is awesome!
Uh, but not too much fun!
*OR HE WILL WRECK YOUR INSIDES WITH TWISTED STEEL.*
Now that is what we call a “too intense dad”
Man that reminds me of my friends dad man he was scary he popped out of the roof man that shit scared me
That not-so-subtle agressive "WHO WAN'T ORANGE SLICES" at the end, shits got me in tears
Try pressing 0 on your keyboard repeatedly and see what happens
000000000000000000000000000000
***** 7.8/10 not enough 0s
000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
WHO WANTS ORANGE SLICES!??!??
It is 4 am and I am literally dying from laughter
Hes just a *little* over protective
Thanks!
that needs to be on a shirt. WHO WANTS ORANGE SLICES?!
true bt with a real big daddy
true bt with a real big daddy
I would be that kind of dad.
me too XD
_ISN'T THAT RIGHT_
I remember watching this years ago I completely forgot about it until now
"Mr. Bubbles was my dads name. Call me Bub." Lol
the kid should have brought a wrench
original coward A wrench doesn't do shit on a metallic monstrous creature
@@samuraidragon16 whatch mitten squads video
"I'll wreck your insides with twisted steel!" Heh that's what he said.
Bubbles gets dad of the year trophy
If you don't want orange slices I WILL OPEN YOUR INSIDES WITH TWISTED STEEL XD
i didn't played bioshock but Damn this is funny
This would've been better if it was a "what if" story of Delta surviving beyond Bioshock 2's ending and living with Eleanor.
this brings me back good animation
I guess I could say I'm bio shocked at how funny this is.
1:08 WHO WANTS ORANGE SLICES
holy fuck Kenny you didn't die
(Kenny tries to kiss little sister) (Mr Bubbles' eyes glow red and stabs Kenny with drill) Oh my god you killed Kenny! You bas- er I mean that's totally fine. Please don't hurt me.
I'll take a orange slice
uhh dose anyone picture the little sister to have a beard with that odd colored pixels used underneath herr chin?
yeah, like an Amish beard.
What has been seen cannot be unseen.
Why did you have to say that? Now this video is just weird :l
Julian Woolf
Yeah...that ruined the video