"And, behold, one of them which were with the Australian Jesus stretched out his hand, and drew his sword. And Australian Jesus said: "That's not a knoife. THIS is a knoife", and he drew his own 12 inch bowie knife. And the soldiers soiled their garments and ran away into the bush. And the Australian Jesus drank a tinnie of Tooheys and it was good..."
@@mediocreman6323 Have you seen Dr. Grande's video titled: 'Jeffrey Toobin Scandal Analyses?' The whole thing is hilarious, and you wonder how he could say those things without cracking himself up. Short answer: He CAN'T. Watch the bloopers at the end of the video. It is so funny. It's worth a watch, I guarantee it! 😆
As a guy who thought I was Jesus for a while, I too met another Jesus in the mental hospital. He told me he fought in Afghanistan and that one of the pro basketball players on his t-shirt was trying to kill him and I should be careful if I see him. Then some days later I entered a full blown psychosis and I actually ran up to him, fell to my knees, then started saying "I'm pretty sure I'm the real Jesus, like I'm **really** pretty sure I'm Jesus." My hope was that I was wrong. When this other Jesus reacted he just said "get up off the floor man, you aren't Jesus". The whole reason I thought I was Jesus is because of the hallucinations I was having that were confirming my delusions, but they were also confirming my assumptions about other people there. Religious notions were snuck into my mind because I was admitted at midnight to a room. I was waiting alone in the dark in the common area to be taken to my room, everyone was asleep except this one very pregnant woman who mysteriously walked up to me, told me "the prophecy had been fulfilled", then she walked away to her room. My reaction was "well I'm definitely in a mental hospital." not making anything of it. That little thing grew into an explanation for the things that were happening to me. I also caused this woman to have her own delusions through my actions and words. At various points I thought I might be God, Satan, some other various deity, or maybe the object of a psychic operation by the CIA or aliens testing human minds. The craziest thing that still sticks with me is that I somehow knew the hardships of other people there. I would just walk up to someone, start talking, and somehow I knew why they were there. Today at times it still feels like something or someone is putting ideas into my mind. It's as if they are trying to secretly communicate with me through manipulating my surroundings to create an excess of coincidences. I think this phenomena is the origin of religion.
I lived in Kingaroy at one point and met his son who is a youth worker there and several of the members of his cult who were in a band with my son .My daughter has served 'Jesus and Mary' in the bank. Thanks for doing this one. I've since left Kingaroy , Kingaroy is best known for it's peanuts and perhaps nuts of all sorts 😂
I'm just saying - this talk here has very many facts wrong, because of using media sources instead of original sources (see Todd's description). I made a partial list of them in comment above.
Can we have a reality show where contestants are all people who believe they’re Jesus? And they have to prove their miracle powers, Jesus trivia, and benevolence.
Great analysis Dr Grande. I'm from Australia, I've never heard of this group. But your humour was pure gold. I personally believe, they are con artists , playing on people who lack critical thinking skills. Thank you Dr Grande. Great topic
@@cottontails9003 I suggest that you look up the FULL UNEDITED interview which will usually be on their own channel. Media often interview them for hours, then just cut & edit everything to create the narrative they want, instead of the narrative they find (& can you blame them? Imagine how bad this would make you look to your colleges if you the truth wasn't what everyone expected?)
The topic and the comments are really insufferable. The teachings of AJ MILLER are both supported by archaic book and far and away the most advanced consciousness teachings on the planet.. which "curiously" is 100% consistent with what a celestial Jesus-like being WOULD SHARE ON EARTH. - not to mention AJ Miller is the ONLY SPIRITUAL-TEACHER on the planet who teaches the spirits which are channeled through. All other medium and psychics BELIEVE the spirits. :smh: The quality of his shared content and his own life completely support his Jesus claims. And then there are people like me who support him. I am a real highly educated, non-religious, no drug, no accident, no sickness, no vaccine, athletic, artistic, mathematical super-nerd whom... if you can't take seriously (given my objective credentials and skills).. then you really have ZERO interest in considering higher truths. And this also is one of the teachings of AUSSIE JESUS.. that people actually have no interest in real truth.. generally due to lack of humility. Just one of hundreds of teachings which prove themselves 100% correct all the time.. as THEY ARE truths. Peace and God Bless.
@@audreyandlinCompany - I recently had a client who moved here from Mexico 8 years ago and now speaks English fairly well. He told me that the name Jesus (which they pronounce 'Hay-soose') is not meant to be given in recognition of the Jesus in Christian religions (pronounced 'Geez-us'). I have absolutely no idea whether this is true or not, and have not discussed with any other Hispanic people... but l agree it is a pretty common name among them. Maybe someone can clear this up?
Dr Grande, I once again respectively request that you consider analyzing cult followers/members. What do they have in common? What attracts them to cults, etc, etc,?
Omg really they've been on A Current Affair & other news outlets. Fruit loops is an apt description 😳 he has been accused of some horrific things. I'm also from Oz 🇦🇺
I would like you to evaluate Joseph Smith Jr. The founder of the Mormon church/The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. “The B.I.T.E. Model” by Steven Hassen. Thanks.
During the whole David Koresh deal, I was listening to talk radio & the DJ said, “You can see where the son of God needs corrective lenses” and I laughed so hard, I could hardly breathe. Good point. 😂
@@nodiggity9472 the feds were not 100% to blame this was a dangerous situation that karesh should have never allowed to get this far he had multiple chances to send people out it's sad either way but don't base your facts just on that silly drama movie
@@GabrielShakkori I don't even know what 'silly movie' you mean. I remember following the events as they happened, in real time. And what I remember was a huge over-reaction from at least two federal agencies (FBI & ATF) who appeared to be flexing on one another in order to justify their presence at the scene. If you can justify the fed's response to a non-violent situation demanding they set fire to a building full of frightened people, then you need to go back and re-examine the case.
Another entertaining video as always Dr G! As an Aussie, I'm not surprised Jesus chose our gorgeous country as a place to live. I hope I'll have enough time to build an ark for when the tidal waves hit!
Your dry sense of humor is excellent, Dr. Grande ... it's like my Grandfather's British sense of humor. Thanks for your interesting takes on this and other cults.
There have been some really disturbing and horrific accusations made about this guy there are a couple of programs about him here in Australia, he's been accused of seducing female members and breaking up families. The guy should be in Jail not a compound. He and his Mary IMHO are more dangerous because of the fact they're a couple and seem less dangerous, thanks for doing this one Dr Grande. 🖤☺
This is incredible, Doctor. I really like how you can tell when the ridiculousness of this overrides your Level 100 Deadpan skill. Thank you for bringing attention to issues like this in your unique way. Edit: they really went full-blown Dante's Inferno. I'm stocking up on Hell-strength air fresheners because I know that's where I'm headed.
A Friend of mine did that he got all his supplies ready for a trip to hell , and then after all that preparation he just left them lying next to his dead body . Doh !
Haven’t watched the whole video yet, but I’m going to go out on a leap and say No, he isn’t Jesus. But this does sound interesting, so thank you for the video Dr. Grande.
Jesus Christ will come again, but he said it will be like lightning comes from the East to the West and everyone will know it. And he warned that there would be people like this guy claiming to be Jesus. The real Jesus Christ hasn't been floating around as a spirit he bodily arose on the third day and sits at the right hand of God the Father.
Love your dry wit and sense of humour, so I'm going to enjoy this one ;) Not only that but your videos are very educational and easy to understand, you have a great way of explaining things. Salute!
If he is really the Jesus of Nazareth that was written about in the gospels and remembers his life of two millennia ago, he should easily speak first century Aramaic. I would love to see him try. I know it was mentioned in the video, but it would be something he should absolutely be able to do if his claim was remotely true.
So, if somebody could speak Aramaic it would prove they are Jesus? It would only prove they could speak Aramaic. Just like if somebody could speak Latin wouldn't prove they were Julius Caesar re-incarnated. lol
I never cease to be amazed at the incredible gullibility of people who fall for these absurd cults. Critical thinking seems to be a lost art among a large percentage of the human population.
Is there really that much difference between believing THIS GUY is Jesus, vs believing you "have a personal relationship with Jesus" (like literally billions of people believe)? In a way, these cult members are the less gullible ones- at least the object of their worship can be shown to actually EXIST.
@@dkeith45 Neither party has the plight of the average citizen as a priority. The Republicans are no better, and don't forget that ALL of the TV evangelist con artists are supporters of the Republican party.
LOVED this video and your presentation of Alan Miller. I was cracking up during your analysis. GREAT video! Oh - AND, how in the world does Alan explain marrying his MOTHER?
Definitely “not thinking” is the strong suit of the followers. Hell is smelly, lol. Excellent analysis of the Devine Truth. So many vulnerable people look for acceptance and fall prey to a cult.
About the only difference I can see between religion and a cult... religion worships dead masters, and cults living ones. They both suppress reason and rational thought in favor of belief in the supernatural, rely on brainwashing, and adhering to fabricated dogma to be recognized as a member.
“Hell wasn’t as bad as I thought but what is the deal with the smell?”😂😂😂 Dr. Grande, you too funny! Thank you for the laughter, and yes your analysis was way more refreshening than Hell Strength Air Freshener.❤️
Congrats, Dr Grande. You managed to get through the entire background portion of this video without a trace of emotion. Guess you don't qualify for membership in this sect of The Secret believers, but you certainly have impressed me and your many commenters who've remarked on your superlative deadpan skills. Have there been studies done on which religious figure is most often "reincarnated" or, as in this case, "transported" back to Earth? Buddha, Mohammed, Shiva, they don't seem to get the same Press as Jesus. Is that just because of Western bias or do non-Christians just have a better grasp on reality? As always, appreciate your efforts ❤️
Great job for this description of such a dangerous cult leader and mentioning the Oprah promoted The Secret & The Secret book both of which promotes Tony Quinn's EDUCO Cult. It would be great to see you look at this also :-)
Dr. Grande, I'd like for you to do a case analysis of Sheila Bellush. She was killed at home, by a hit man hired by her ex husband. Her quadruplets were found in the house with her blood on them. This was in Sarasota, Florida. This is where I live now.. Her ex husband was a millionaire living in Texas, where I used to live. Another horrible case in Sarasota, Florida is the kidnapping and murder of Carlie Bruschia. Snatched while walking home via a shortcut through a car wash, that had video of the kidnapping. This case broke the hearts of everyone here. Her Mother was destroyed, eventually dying of a drug overdose. Just a thought. .
"Two men say they're Jesus. One of them must be wrong. There's a protest singer, he's singing a protest song." ( *Mark Knoppler -* Industrial Disease).
Only one way to settle a dispute between 2 rival Jesusi is for a panel of professional wine tasters to taste their vinicultural creations from a feedstock of water. Also who can sink the bread and fishes futures markets the quickest.
I'm sucked into a cult.... my 6 rescue cats. They totally control my emotional financial and spacial places. I control their survival and happiness. And I'm good with! I chose to do. I'm a born again Atheist and find these stories fascinating!
Manic Kayak - I am agnostic and cannot believe that anyone is Atheist. How can you PROVE that a person doesn't exist who doesn't exist? It is even difficult to prove cultists are crazy - though Dr Grande does a pretty good job of it, even without diagnosing anyone... 😉
@@gilbertfranklin1537 Learn the definitions of words, dude. And what exactly is it that you are agnostic about? I myself am an agnostic atheist, and are the vast majority of so-called atheists. It means that I don’t know if any god or gods exist (or ever existed) and I don’t believe a god or gods exists. Atheism goes to one’s beliefs about gods, while agnosticism goes to what one knows about something. I’m agnostic about unicorns too, but I don’t call myself an agnostic because of it. But then again, I’m also aunicornist (if I may coin a word) because I don’t believe they exist. I don’t need to prove anything becuase I’m not making a positive claim. You, my friend, are also an agnostic atheist I would surmise.
@@Catlily5 I image it’s a little word play joke, but if you want to get technical we are all born atheists. Until our parents tell us about the possible existence of mythological beings like gods none of use believes in them. A 1 year old cannot believe in god, so we all were atheist at one point from birth until some of us began to believe in a god (or gods, lets not leave the Hindus out). When a Christian, for example, decides that they no longer believe in the Abrahamic god, and also don’t believe in any other god, you could call them born again atheists. But again it was just a joke, I assume.
Thank you very much for this video Dr Grande. Jesus warned us expressly against false Christs and false teachers: Mat 24:3 And as he was sitting on the mount of *Olives, the disciples came to him privately, saying, Tell us when these things shall be? and what the sign of thy *presence and consummation of the age? Mat 24:4 And *Jesus answered and said to them, Take heed that no one lead you astray. Mat 24:5 For many shall come in my *name, saying, I am the Christ; and shall deceive many. Mat 24:23 Then if any one say to you, Lo, here is the Christ, or, Here; believe not. Mat 24:24 For false Christs shall arise and false prophets, and shall show great signs and wonders; so as to lead astray, if possible, even the elect.
Hi that is put up very good for people to see what Jesus said, and that new Jesus is a bit late as I was talking to Jesus in Darwin 30 years ago just as a man he never claimed to be the son of God, if they have a baby what will they name the child any guesses 😊
Doc narrates with this dead pan face and tinder dry sense of humor that has made me snort- laugh coffee allover my key board more than once! As always, good stuff, Doc.
Another homerun from Dr. Grande. On the tails of this analysis, I would suggest to you Dr. and to all your subscribers to take a look to a "lady" called Arabella del Busso, also from Australia. That woman is beyond scary. I have watched a couple of videos from her, and every time I end up wishing I were a Psychologist just to analyze her.
it's very interesting you found him. I watched him a few years ago and he gave me David Koresh reborn vibes... I talked to him and even said it and they both lost it on me and told me to rebuke that in the name of Jesus Christ.. It was scary. be careful Dr.Grande.
It was far more refreshing than hell-strength air freshener, Dr. Grande. I could smell not a whiff of sulphur and I laughed aloud at a couple of your astute observations. Thank you.
His parents believed he was Jesus, but not his wife.....but his mother once took him to see a mental health professional? I was raised in Jehovah's Witnesses, too, and no J'sWs mother is going to employ the services of a mental health professional or later believe her son is Jesus.
I watched the documentary about him and find it interesting that he was a teacher of Jehova Witnesses. Seems like he forgot his Father's teachings during the 1900 years also. In the documentary it was said he left when there was a dispute about him being with a prostitute! Loved your humor and comments that were so called for. I pray those children caught in the trap of his teachings are rescued from their beguiled parent so they have a chance to have a normal life. Great video Dr.
Alan & Mary do not have a compound, and never did. i know that because I have known both Alan & Mary for about alomst a decade, and had many conversations with them too. If you look in the description of this video, Todd is only using trashy media sources, instead of the original sources, which he didn't mention at all. The original claim of this came from a show in 2011 by chanel seven, and the footage used both showed a tall barbed wire fence (which was not on the property, it was stock footage) ,and an over-head shot of a property that was my mother's property down the road, not theirs. And there are at least literally 30 factual errors in this video on the topic of "what alan & mary actually claim or teach" (which is not the same as believeing them, rather a case of straw-maning VS Steel-maning.
I mean, Todd here doesnt even mention in his sources the available various long, unedited interviews with Journalists with Alan & Mary, or David Walsh (also reports same memories since childhood, same as Alan & Mary separately). I think David has done much less coz less interviews. His son Tristan also did an interview.
@@michellejohnsen912 Hello Michelle, I don' t know & have never met Teal Swan, but if you look at what I saidjust above, do you expect Todd Grande to accurately represent what Teal Swan says as well, or just go off her critics or media criticism? Maybe, i don't know - but at least it would makes sense to check if he is using original sources if he claims to tell you what she teaches or says? Unlike the this video.
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I've noticed that when people discover that they had a past life 2000 years ago... it's hardly ever as a toga salesman.
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So true!
Which is too bad because I really have a lot of questions for a good ancient toga salesman.
Hey, there's good money in togas. It's more cost effective now that you can outsource to China, and sell through Amazon and Walmart..
how about a tent salesman ? would that suffice ?
"And, behold, one of them which were with the Australian Jesus stretched out his hand, and drew his sword. And Australian Jesus said: "That's not a knoife. THIS is a knoife", and he drew his own 12 inch bowie knife. And the soldiers soiled their garments and ran away into the bush. And the Australian Jesus drank a tinnie of Tooheys and it was good..."
😂
Thanks for the laugh!
lol. 😆
Spike Milligan would like that one!
Lol! Thanks for putting a humorous spin on an otherwise quite disturbing situation.
You’re a genius at making me burst out laughing while keeping a straight face.
I have the feeling that the doctor had to cut out the many takes where he just burst out into laughter.
@@mediocreman6323 and what would you give to see some of those “out-takes”?
I hope he puts together one small episode of what got cut out.
@@mediocreman6323 Have you seen Dr. Grande's video titled: 'Jeffrey Toobin Scandal Analyses?' The whole thing is hilarious, and you wonder how he could say those things without cracking himself up. Short answer: He CAN'T. Watch the bloopers at the end of the video. It is so funny. It's worth a watch, I guarantee it! 😆
@@lindahurst7114 lol. Watch the Jeffrey Toobin video.
@@LDiamondz Thankyou for information. Will check it out. How kind of you to share. 🙏👍😉
I worked in a locked psych unit for 20 years and I lost count of how many Jesus’s I met in that time.
As a guy who thought I was Jesus for a while, I too met another Jesus in the mental hospital. He told me he fought in Afghanistan and that one of the pro basketball players on his t-shirt was trying to kill him and I should be careful if I see him. Then some days later I entered a full blown psychosis and I actually ran up to him, fell to my knees, then started saying "I'm pretty sure I'm the real Jesus, like I'm **really** pretty sure I'm Jesus." My hope was that I was wrong. When this other Jesus reacted he just said "get up off the floor man, you aren't Jesus".
The whole reason I thought I was Jesus is because of the hallucinations I was having that were confirming my delusions, but they were also confirming my assumptions about other people there. Religious notions were snuck into my mind because I was admitted at midnight to a room. I was waiting alone in the dark in the common area to be taken to my room, everyone was asleep except this one very pregnant woman who mysteriously walked up to me, told me "the prophecy had been fulfilled", then she walked away to her room. My reaction was "well I'm definitely in a mental hospital." not making anything of it.
That little thing grew into an explanation for the things that were happening to me. I also caused this woman to have her own delusions through my actions and words. At various points I thought I might be God, Satan, some other various deity, or maybe the object of a psychic operation by the CIA or aliens testing human minds. The craziest thing that still sticks with me is that I somehow knew the hardships of other people there. I would just walk up to someone, start talking, and somehow I knew why they were there. Today at times it still feels like something or someone is putting ideas into my mind. It's as if they are trying to secretly communicate with me through manipulating my surroundings to create an excess of coincidences. I think this phenomena is the origin of religion.
Ever met a "Judas" in there?
Hilarious 😂
I burst out laughing ahen I read your comment Linda, but I am sure you were not joking. You made me laugh and smile all the same 😂
Did anyone think they were Napoleon?? Remember the good old days when nut jobs thought they were Napoleon?? They never hurt anyone... not like now.
I lived in Kingaroy at one point and met his son who is a youth worker there and several of the members of his cult who were in a band with my son .My daughter has served 'Jesus and Mary' in the bank. Thanks for doing this one. I've since left Kingaroy , Kingaroy is best known for it's peanuts and perhaps nuts of all sorts 😂
Tristan was a beautiful kind soul
Was he happy when you saw him?
@@Aussie565 yes he had a smile that lit up the room and was sporting a look similar to singer Xavier Rudd.
@@kathalloran5828 aww beautiful
Thank you x
Except peanuts aren't really nuts. So maybe it's famous for legumes of all kinds?
@@SteveDorransnuts and a few vegetables.
Doc, I don’t know how you get through some of this with a straight face!
I caught him once almost crack a smile...
Empathy I guess
His report about the lizard people is the one where I was amazed he kept a straight face.
Amen 🙏
I'm just saying - this talk here has very many facts wrong, because of using media sources instead of original sources (see Todd's description). I made a partial list of them in comment above.
“Your own, personal, Australian Jesus”
-Depeche Mode
“Reach out and touch faith, mate”
Throw another Christ on the barbie!
lol. Good one, counselor!
@@kggresham love it!
Haha. Freakin love that song
Can we have a reality show where contestants are all people who believe they’re Jesus? And they have to prove their miracle powers, Jesus trivia, and benevolence.
This! Amazing idea! Let's do it! 😁
Awesome!!
Also Elvis and they have to sing good!🎶🎸🎤
@@bthomson sing "well"
Lol by doing magic tricks
Love your humour. It's fantastic to learn more about psychology while laughing, thank you!
👍, Dr. Todd called out this 'schrimp on the Barbie nut!"
Agreed 😅Great fun😂
I love your show Dr Grande. I'm addicted. I especially love the slipped in jokes. Very entertaining. Keep the videos coming
"First wife not so understanding"...I think she understood completely.Thank you Dr Grande for your as always interesting videos 🌵
They broke up before the Jesus crap
He was “in love” with a girl 12 yrs younger
They broke up before the cult
I understood completely!!
I wouldn't understand this "good news" either. The real one is miles away from that crap. Great humor once again Dr Grande !
I seriously doubt his parents were “understanding”
@@thereseservais924 I think we speak the same language.
Barnum said it best. Every minute.
Yes, every single minute -- another fool is born.
Great analysis Dr Grande. I'm from Australia, I've never heard of this group. But your humour was pure gold. I personally believe, they are con artists , playing on people who lack critical thinking skills. Thank you Dr Grande. Great topic
In a lot of Todd's videos, he uses original sources when he can get them, but he does not use them here at all.
@@pebblepod30 Thank you for that.
The guy was interviewed by Derick Lambet of the Mythvision YT channel. Quite a hoot to listen to.
@@coweatsman Thank you, I will look it up.
@@cottontails9003 I suggest that you look up the FULL UNEDITED interview which will usually be on their own channel.
Media often interview them for hours, then just cut & edit everything to create the narrative they want, instead of the narrative they find (& can you blame them? Imagine how bad this would make you look to your colleges if you the truth wasn't what everyone expected?)
Love you and your shows!! You make me laugh my ass off while calling out these people and their wild theories! ! Thank you for keeping us sane doc!!
The topic and the comments are really insufferable. The teachings of AJ MILLER are both supported by archaic book and far and away the most advanced consciousness teachings on the planet.. which "curiously" is 100% consistent with what a celestial Jesus-like being WOULD SHARE ON EARTH. - not to mention AJ Miller is the ONLY SPIRITUAL-TEACHER on the planet who teaches the spirits which are channeled through. All other medium and psychics BELIEVE the spirits. :smh:
The quality of his shared content and his own life completely support his Jesus claims. And then there are people like me who support him. I am a real highly educated, non-religious, no drug, no accident, no sickness, no vaccine, athletic, artistic, mathematical super-nerd whom... if you can't take seriously (given my objective credentials and skills).. then you really have ZERO interest in considering higher truths. And this also is one of the teachings of AUSSIE JESUS.. that people actually have no interest in real truth.. generally due to lack of humility. Just one of hundreds of teachings which prove themselves 100% correct all the time.. as THEY ARE truths. Peace and God Bless.
Indeed.
I love your analysis mixed in with humour & wit. Having a good giggle with an interesting case analysis is fantastic!
I love the Dire Straits song’s reflection on this topic: “Two men sayin they’re Jesus. One of them must be wrong “.
Love this!😍
Mark Knopfler knows the truth, brother.
Jesus is also a common name in Mexico.
Even more interesting when there's three: The Three Christs Of Ypsilanti, Milton Rokeach 1964.
@@audreyandlinCompany - I recently had a client who moved here from Mexico 8 years ago and now speaks English fairly well. He told me that the name Jesus (which they pronounce 'Hay-soose') is not meant to be given in recognition of the Jesus in Christian religions (pronounced 'Geez-us'). I have absolutely no idea whether this is true or not, and have not discussed with any other Hispanic people... but l agree it is a pretty common name among them.
Maybe someone can clear this up?
"I guess 1,900 years in the spirit world wasn't enough to work out his fear issues."
Dr. Grande that was hilarious! Thank you for another great video.
Don't encourage him, he's bad enough as it is.
I always suspected Jesus would be Australian.
Yes! There is just something about the down under continent that lets people be themselves (with beer!)
It's where he likes to hang out and typically at a cross road.
100% 👍🇦🇺
Yea...gooday mate crack open a tinny and let's have a nag about the good old days when the Romans ruled....
Struth!
I love how dr grande absolutely nails his pronounciation of Melbourne every time
Dr Grande, I once again respectively request that you consider analyzing cult followers/members. What do they have in common? What attracts them to cults, etc, etc,?
I’m currently writing a research content analysis regarding this. I can share once finished if you’d like.
There missing something in there life there lonely depressed have mental illness
I'm from Australia and I've never heard of these two fruit bags.
Omg really they've been on A Current Affair & other news outlets. Fruit loops is an apt description 😳 he has been accused of some horrific things. I'm also from Oz 🇦🇺
60 Minutes Australia did a documentary about this guy some time ago.
@@sandra1761 yes they did 👍
Clearly you've been missing out on some free entertainment.
For our population, we punch above our weight class when it comes to ratbags.
Dr. Grande, I love when you talk about cult leaders.
Me too!
Same
I would like you to evaluate Joseph Smith Jr. The founder of the Mormon church/The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. “The B.I.T.E. Model” by Steven Hassen. Thanks.
During the whole David Koresh deal, I was listening to talk radio & the DJ said, “You can see where the son of God needs corrective lenses” and I laughed so hard, I could hardly breathe. Good point. 😂
All those poor people the Feds burned alive could hardly breath either.
@@nodiggity9472 the feds were not 100% to blame this was a dangerous situation that karesh should have never allowed to get this far he had multiple chances to send people out it's sad either way but don't base your facts just on that silly drama movie
@@GabrielShakkori I don't even know what 'silly movie' you mean. I remember following the events as they happened, in real time. And what I remember was a huge over-reaction from at least two federal agencies (FBI & ATF) who appeared to be flexing on one another in order to justify their presence at the scene. If you can justify the fed's response to a non-violent situation demanding they set fire to a building full of frightened people, then you need to go back and re-examine the case.
I'm about to watch this right now and I can't wait! You're so cool. Thanks. From Erick.
Dr. Grande is out here straight gutting these fledgling theologies.
"You can tell them by their fruit" comes to mind. As does "follow the money"
As does 'Love is the answer' …
Amazing what people will believe, and even more amazing what they think WE should believe.
The fact that anyone believes in Jesus at all is pretty crazy.
@@trippmoore check out cold case Christianity, it's 100% true that Jesus of Nazareth is real.
@@michellejohnsen912 There's no evidence for the existence of Jesus, Moses, or Muhammad.
@@asdfgh-uh6cy Then how come its all meticulously recorded in The Holy Bible?
(KJV)
Another entertaining video as always Dr G! As an Aussie, I'm not surprised Jesus chose our gorgeous country as a place to live. I hope I'll have enough time to build an ark for when the tidal waves hit!
Of course he'd be there. Everyone wants to see the coral reef, after all!
Oz has the best birds too! 🐦🦜
He needs to help the koalas. What did they ever do wrong?
@@KnutFan so many birds after me aye
Dr. Grande should have a stand-up comedy show. His observation asides are hilarious.
Your dry sense of humor is excellent, Dr. Grande ... it's like my Grandfather's British sense of humor. Thanks for your interesting takes on this and other cults.
There have been some really disturbing and horrific accusations made about this guy there are a couple of programs about him here in Australia, he's been accused of seducing female members and breaking up families. The guy should be in Jail not a compound. He and his Mary IMHO are more dangerous because of the fact they're a couple and seem less dangerous, thanks for doing this one Dr Grande. 🖤☺
That doesn’t sound very miraculous..
@@goldfishi5776 no sounds nefarious 😬
The part of having sex with everything is standard operations for cult leaders. They're lucky he's not chasing children around.
@@FrankBenlin he probably is chasing children around
@@FrankBenlin he would be
This is incredible, Doctor. I really like how you can tell when the ridiculousness of this overrides your Level 100 Deadpan skill. Thank you for bringing attention to issues like this in your unique way.
Edit: they really went full-blown Dante's Inferno. I'm stocking up on Hell-strength air fresheners because I know that's where I'm headed.
Great comment!🏆
A Friend of mine did that he got all his supplies ready for a trip to hell , and then after all that preparation he just left them lying next to his dead body . Doh !
@@reignorshine. This is definitely a quandary of the highest degree. I'm not sure how to take the items with us. 🤣
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I missed some of what you said cause i was laughing too much . Will replay 😅🤣😂
You say they “don’t think”
His focus is on FEELING usually negative feelings. It’s easer to control a vulnerable and depressed person
Hey there Doll. I hope you are ok after this
Yeah no worries
He doesn’t upset me at all
It’s my son who I miss knowing xx
I love videos doc does on cults and conspiracy theories! The deadpan jokes are priceless!
Haven’t watched the whole video yet, but I’m going to go out on a leap and say No, he isn’t Jesus. But this does sound interesting, so thank you for the video Dr. Grande.
LOL! I was thinking the same thing.
Nope. Not Jesus.
Agreed, maybe he's Jeebus and living in a world of neuroticism.
Jesus Christ will come again, but he said it will be like lightning comes from the East to the West and everyone will know it. And he warned that there would be people like this guy claiming to be Jesus. The real Jesus Christ hasn't been floating around as a spirit he bodily arose on the third day and sits at the right hand of God the Father.
That's quite a leap. Lol I don't know man
1:48 a.m in Greece,so nice to watching u dr Grande, insomnia is such a lonely word.
Cults are scary and dangerous.He is such a typical cult leader
Wishing you lovely sleep!😴
Good night to you in Greece from another insomniac in UK, wishing you peace and joy in life
@@janefrost1856 awwwww that was so sweet,thank you,God 🙏 bless you for ur kind words!!!
@@bthomson ready,finally (4:28 a.m)my friend!!!
Insomnia in Boston! Kali Nixta!
Never miss one of your vids. They always give me a little chuckle :)
Not always!😓
Actually one of the funniest ones yet Dr Grande, please more content like this !! 😂🤣
Love your humor, mix with wit, reality, sarcasm.
"Not thinking is what they're good at."🔥🔥🔥🔥
Your wrap-up, starting at around the 14:25 mark, is awesome. Love your videos. Thanks for all of the great content.
I swat the like button as soon as I hit play.
I can always change it needed. But, It’s never been needed!
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The good doctor is everywhere!! I am amazed !!
Your channel is a super interesting; educative & Informative one! Thanks for sharing your precious points of view, and knowledge with the world.🙏
Yay thanks Dr Grande. I’m sick and your videos are a great distraction!
Get well soon Kate!
I hope you're feeling better asap, Get Well 💞
Feel better soon Kate
Sometimes it feels nice to be nice to a stranger so get well soon mate! RUclips for all its faults can be a great boon when one is under the weather.
So true! Best wishes for a speedy recovery!
Love your dry wit and sense of humour, so I'm going to enjoy this one ;)
Not only that but your videos are very educational and easy to understand, you have a great way of explaining things. Salute!
Clear as a bell!🔔🎶
I say this calls for a "Christ Contest"/ "Jesus off" between all the modern contenders! I'd buy a ticket just for the wine and fish! :)
Don Novello's character Father Guido Sarducci said all you need to be a saint is two miracles and a card trick!😇🃏
"Jesus off" 😂 😂
I'm in! Where do I sign up? 😁
Don't forget the bread.
I'm only in if they promise to keep the fish of better quality than your usual holy tilapia.
I am enjoying not only your analyses but your sense of humor and outtakes.
Dr Grande has studied cult leaders enough that he could actually start one. I'm in!
There are some days that your videos are the best thing about my day!
Even a good day!😎
If he is really the Jesus of Nazareth that was written about in the gospels and remembers his life of two millennia ago, he should easily speak first century Aramaic. I would love to see him try. I know it was mentioned in the video, but it would be something he should absolutely be able to do if his claim was remotely true.
Always an excuse for the hard stuff!
Jesus didn't exist. From Nazareth or Bethlehem?
I was thinking the same thing , also what language did he converse with Plato?
@@BenState He was born in Bethlehem and grew up in Nazareth.
So, if somebody could speak Aramaic it would prove they are Jesus? It would only prove they could speak Aramaic. Just like if somebody could speak Latin wouldn't prove they were Julius Caesar re-incarnated. lol
"They need to think a certain way to be happy but they are not allowed to think"
Absolutely addicted to all things Dr Grande including He’s other channel
Dr Grande..how can you keep a straight face while taking about these quacks? You are awesome!!
Hello Dr. Grande❣️ Thank you for the new upload. Stories like this give me jonestown vives....
Wives or vibes? Either way🤗
"Hell Strength Febreeze product line." Classic.
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I never cease to be amazed at the incredible gullibility of people who fall for these absurd cults. Critical thinking seems to be a lost art among a large percentage of the human population.
And how!
Is there really that much difference between believing THIS GUY is Jesus, vs believing you "have a personal relationship with Jesus" (like literally billions of people believe)?
In a way, these cult members are the less gullible ones- at least the object of their worship can be shown to actually EXIST.
@Ricardo Mercedes Exactly, and that anyone keeps voting Democrat is further proof.
@@bxdxggxdxb2775 - BINGO!
(I'd say you were brilliant if I could pronounce your damn name)...😏
@@dkeith45 Neither party has the plight of the average citizen as a priority. The Republicans are no better, and don't forget that ALL of the TV evangelist con artists are supporters of the Republican party.
LOVED this video and your presentation of Alan Miller. I was cracking up during your analysis. GREAT video! Oh - AND, how in the world does Alan explain marrying his MOTHER?
I thinks she's supposed to be Mary Magdalene
The only channel I can laugh at the jokes without feeling guilty.
Definitely “not thinking” is the strong suit of the followers. Hell is smelly, lol. Excellent analysis of the Devine Truth. So many vulnerable people look for acceptance and fall prey to a cult.
That’s true of religions as well as cults.
About the only difference I can see between religion and a cult... religion worships dead masters, and cults living ones. They both suppress reason and rational thought in favor of belief in the supernatural, rely on brainwashing, and adhering to fabricated dogma to be recognized as a member.
People look for love, which includes acceptance. 🙂
I have no knowledge of this so once again I’m listening intently. Great analysis, thank you for being here. Peace 👏👏✌️✌️🙋✌️
“Hell wasn’t as bad as I thought but what is the deal with the smell?”😂😂😂
Dr. Grande, you too funny!
Thank you for the laughter, and yes your analysis was way more refreshening than Hell Strength Air Freshener.❤️
Hi Rejane! The slightly lighthearted ones are so much fun to comment on! Cheers!🐑🐥🐇
@@bthomson Hi Bruce! Yes, I know right!😉
This one was so funny, I was laughing throughout.😅
@@rejaneoliveira5019 This one was really funny. Not as funny as the Jeffrey Toobin video, though. Remember that one? 😆
@@LDiamondz Oh my goodness yes! That was hysterical!🤣🤣🤣
@@rejaneoliveira5019 Ikr? I just watched it again. 😆
Congrats, Dr Grande. You managed to get through the entire background portion of this video without a trace of emotion. Guess you don't qualify for membership in this sect of The Secret believers, but you certainly have impressed me and your many commenters who've remarked on your superlative deadpan skills.
Have there been studies done on which religious figure is most often "reincarnated" or, as in this case, "transported" back to Earth? Buddha, Mohammed, Shiva, they don't seem to get the same Press as Jesus. Is that just because of Western bias or do non-Christians just have a better grasp on reality? As always, appreciate your efforts ❤️
I love your sarcadtic tome when talking about religious crazziness. You're the best Dr G! X
👍, and Christianity is not religious too.
Thank you so much for this! He is so bizarre. Your comedic timing is impeccable
... "And his ideology is based on not thinking." I think we can all agree Dr Grande also has a PHD in epic deadpan burns. A true genius.
I’ll bet Dr. Grande has a great laugh with a lot of great out takes.
We need a compilation!😋
This is sheer brilliance!! I needed a good laugh and learn, cults and abusive religious tactics are fascinating to me. Thanks so much Dr Grande
You’re just brilliant, hysterical, thanks for the entertainment, you’d be the best company down the pub .
Great job for this description of such a dangerous cult leader and mentioning the Oprah promoted The Secret & The Secret book both of which promotes Tony Quinn's EDUCO Cult. It would be great to see you look at this also :-)
Dr. Grande, I'd like for you to do a case analysis of Sheila Bellush. She was killed at home, by a hit man hired by her ex husband. Her quadruplets were found in the house with her blood on them. This was in Sarasota, Florida. This is where I live now.. Her ex husband was a millionaire living in Texas, where I used to live.
Another horrible case in Sarasota, Florida is the kidnapping and murder of Carlie Bruschia. Snatched while walking home via a shortcut through a car wash, that had video of the kidnapping. This case broke the hearts of everyone here. Her Mother was destroyed, eventually dying of a drug overdose. Just a thought.
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"Two men say they're Jesus. One of them must be wrong. There's a protest singer, he's singing a protest song." ( *Mark Knoppler -* Industrial Disease).
Love Mark Knopfler ❤️
Only one way to settle a dispute between 2 rival Jesusi is for a panel of professional wine tasters to taste their vinicultural creations from a feedstock of water. Also who can sink the bread and fishes futures markets the quickest.
wow you legit did a lot of research for this, spot on analysis.
i swear Dr. Grande most of your videos have a line or few that has me burst out laughing everytime, this one is killer. love your analysis’
I'm sucked into a cult.... my 6 rescue cats. They totally control my emotional financial and spacial places. I control their survival and happiness. And I'm good with! I chose to do. I'm a born again Atheist and find these stories fascinating!
Manic Kayak - I am agnostic and cannot believe that anyone is Atheist. How can you PROVE that a person doesn't exist who doesn't exist?
It is even difficult to prove cultists are crazy - though Dr Grande does a pretty good job of it, even without diagnosing anyone... 😉
What is a born again Atheist?
@@gilbertfranklin1537 Learn the definitions of words, dude. And what exactly is it that you are agnostic about? I myself am an agnostic atheist, and are the vast majority of so-called atheists. It means that I don’t know if any god or gods exist (or ever existed) and I don’t believe a god or gods exists. Atheism goes to one’s beliefs about gods, while agnosticism goes to what one knows about something. I’m agnostic about unicorns too, but I don’t call myself an agnostic because of it. But then again, I’m also aunicornist (if I may coin a word) because I don’t believe they exist. I don’t need to prove anything becuase I’m not making a positive claim. You, my friend, are also an agnostic atheist I would surmise.
@@Catlily5 I image it’s a little word play joke, but if you want to get technical we are all born atheists. Until our parents tell us about the possible existence of mythological beings like gods none of use believes in them. A 1 year old cannot believe in god, so we all were atheist at one point from birth until some of us began to believe in a god (or gods, lets not leave the Hindus out). When a Christian, for example, decides that they no longer believe in the Abrahamic god, and also don’t believe in any other god, you could call them born again atheists. But again it was just a joke, I assume.
You are The Cat Goddess. Hailed by cats everywhere!
Thanks Dr Grande. I appreciate your researching this.
Thank you very much for this video Dr Grande. Jesus warned us expressly against false Christs and false teachers:
Mat 24:3 And as he was sitting on the mount of *Olives, the disciples came to him privately, saying, Tell us when these things shall be? and what the sign of thy *presence and consummation of the age?
Mat 24:4 And *Jesus answered and said to them, Take heed that no one lead you astray.
Mat 24:5 For many shall come in my *name, saying, I am the Christ; and shall deceive many.
Mat 24:23 Then if any one say to you, Lo, here is the Christ, or, Here; believe not.
Mat 24:24 For false Christs shall arise and false prophets, and shall show great signs and wonders; so as to lead astray, if possible, even the elect.
Hi that is put up very good for people to see what Jesus said, and that new Jesus is a bit late as I was talking to Jesus in Darwin 30 years ago just as a man he never claimed to be the son of God, if they have a baby what will they name the child any guesses 😊
Your one-liners are brilliant!
Love you Dr. Grande!
“ ………an insult to every hard-working cult-leader out there” good one
After hearing the GOOD NEWS!
Your jokes are so understated, it's great.
“His wife didn’t react too positively after hearing the good news.” LOL.
Allen: *Stubs toe*
Allen: *”Jesus Christ!”*
Allen: What?
Allen: *”Oh shit… HONEY YOU WONT BELIEVE THIS”*
DOC, I GOT YOU!
SMILING AT 4:53 !!
I knew you'd do it someday!
Screen shot for Eternity! Love Ya!
Doc narrates with this dead pan face and tinder dry sense of humor that has made me snort- laugh coffee allover my key board more than once! As always, good stuff, Doc.
Another homerun from Dr. Grande. On the tails of this analysis, I would suggest to you Dr. and to all your subscribers to take a look to a "lady" called Arabella del Busso, also from Australia. That woman is beyond scary. I have watched a couple of videos from her, and every time I end up wishing I were a Psychologist just to analyze her.
I watched this with my family and at points we laughed our heads off !
This is beautiful Dr Grande ...
it's very interesting you found him. I watched him a few years ago and he gave me David Koresh reborn vibes... I talked to him and even said it and they both lost it on me and told me to rebuke that in the name of Jesus Christ.. It was scary. be careful Dr.Grande.
It was far more refreshing than hell-strength air freshener, Dr. Grande. I could smell not a whiff of sulphur and I laughed aloud at a couple of your astute observations. Thank you.
His parents believed he was Jesus, but not his wife.....but his mother once took him to see a mental health professional? I was raised in Jehovah's Witnesses, too, and no J'sWs mother is going to employ the services of a mental health professional or later believe her son is Jesus.
So was I n not seeking a mental health professional is not true.
She did try to have him committed
His parents never believed
This is the funniest one you’ve done in a while. I can’t stop laughing. But in all seriousness, this guy is probably dangerous
Definitely!
Exactly, and Extremely dangerous. 😩
I will continue my prayer for all.
Dr. Grande, I can tell you had way too much fun with this one 🤣🤣🤣
"Here's a summary of their belief system." I pause the video and get comfortable. I know that this is going to be good.
Yes! And grab a coffee!☕
I watched the documentary about him and find it interesting that he was a teacher of Jehova Witnesses.
Seems like he forgot his Father's teachings during the 1900 years also. In the documentary it was said he left when there was a dispute about him being with a prostitute! Loved your humor and comments that were so called for. I pray those children caught in the trap of his teachings are rescued from their beguiled parent so they have a chance to have a normal life. Great video Dr.
It's often said that (the first) Mary Magdalen was a prostitute.
I'd like you to analyze Teal Swan. She's creepy with a compound too.
@@virginia3937 I just finished it.
The opinions and comments are very interesting 😶
Alan & Mary do not have a compound, and never did. i know that because I have known both Alan & Mary for about alomst a decade, and had many conversations with them too. If you look in the description of this video, Todd is only using trashy media sources, instead of the original sources, which he didn't mention at all. The original claim of this came from a show in 2011 by chanel seven, and the footage used both showed a tall barbed wire fence (which was not on the property, it was stock footage) ,and an over-head shot of a property that was my mother's property down the road, not theirs.
And there are at least literally 30 factual errors in this video on the topic of "what alan & mary actually claim or teach" (which is not the same as believeing them, rather a case of straw-maning VS Steel-maning.
I mean, Todd here doesnt even mention in his sources the available various long, unedited interviews with Journalists with Alan & Mary, or David Walsh (also reports same memories since childhood, same as Alan & Mary separately). I think David has done much less coz less interviews. His son Tristan also did an interview.
Would you share the link for the teal swan video please? He has so many videos, it's hard to find it!
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Hello Michelle,
I don' t know & have never met Teal Swan, but if you look at what I saidjust above, do you expect Todd Grande to accurately represent what Teal Swan says as well, or just go off her critics or media criticism?
Maybe, i don't know - but at least it would makes sense to check if he is using original sources if he claims to tell you what she teaches or says? Unlike the this video.
Your straight face kills me 😂 oh that ‘hell’ bit was so funny ….well it all was funny as hell. You always cheer me up… not that I need it ….Hilarious.
I love Dr. Grande's straight face humor.