I just need to lock in (Balatro)
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- Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024
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9:10 my stomach any time I eat corn
+2
holy +2
oooh brother.
+2
We're bene gesserit, of course our plans are measured in centuries
dipped in mama liz's assorted spices
+222
Dipped in reverend mama’s worm oil
@@trehairston1840 +2
seventeen seconds and a view from me, the most important person on earth? he's got everything he ever needs.
Balatro guys when the most important person on earth gets more +2s than them: 😢
+17
So true actually
we’re ro guys of course we ramdin
a little NL balatro video dipped in ro ramdin’s eyeball oil??
Hey NL, I grew up and still live AROUND Windsor Essex County 🙄 in Ontario, with the Ambassador/ New Gordie Howe Bridge, If you haven't already answered this 1001 times I'm sorry. I'm just wondering where in Ontario you grew up? Especially since we're both 35
Had some wild dreams falling asleep to this one. Ty for the unintentional experience
Pug with headphones is the best part
We're Costco guys, of course we stroke our chins and play Balatro.
this video is full of +2 takes
dangerously based
We all know that 7 8 9 but what you didnt know is that 9 took 5 to use the 4s so that 5 could 6 7
Early viewers, we're locked in
Hi Tomo!!
Hi tomo
Beatles is better than Queen?
Deranged
"the Beatles are better than queen" this was the worst take northernlion has ever uttered satirically or not, asked to leave.
MINUS 2,000,000,000
I legit cannot live my normal day to day without balatro runs from a bald man saying hello to tomo
And look at us now
real
+2, the horrors have forsaken me, only to be paused by intermittent Dungeons and Degenerates.
POV: You are Baldatro watching a bald man bout to lock the fuck in. You fear for your life.
Me when I exhale sharply trough my nose after reading an excellent comment
@@Ori_fr Many such instances
3:37 Me in 2008 while I'm sitting in an IMAX showing of the newest Christopher Nolan film
34:09 me when my gf asks what I want for breakfast
that one got me lol
+2
30:44 Me when my brother offers me life saving medicine but charges me a crisp $10 bill
+2
3:02 Cavemen, inventing the concept of "a loan"
+2
+2
+2
15:32 Me in 1923 looking at my unused basement
+2
+2
That's very clever, +2
3:23 Me when I haven't taken out trash in 2 days and the bags still haven't magically disappeared yet
30:11 me in the restroom over at her house after I had taco bell
+2 holy
northernlion
northernlion
hi tomo
22:09 me when my roommate asks why I haven't done the dishes for seven weeks
1:05:50 poachers when they see a newborn seal
Noooo hahaha 😭
Not even 2 minutes in and this man is beefing with TOMO?! Free my mans.
Comments makeup of an NL balatro video:
50% of comments are timestamped anecdotal jokes.
25% are type A chatters who can't believe he's so bad at the game even though its been months.
25% NL memes such as Mama Liz's something oil, we're balatro guys, and whatever other dumb trend NL started using in a recent stream.
Heeeeemomancer
2:10
Me when I do my bi-yearly rewatch of Drive and Bladerunner to refresh my personality banks
interlinked
43:23 NL when you steal his glasses
We’re Costco guys, of course we scan our shirts instead of the rotisserie chickens
That video is wild lol
NL really put Tomo on blast for no reason
Something something chili oil
Mama Liz’s
Mother Elizabeth's?
22:21 any girl when I ask if she wants to personally interact with me
0:32 I swear I heard a man in the distance yell YEAH but it was Tomo yelling at NL
38:17 me when I pack for a week-long vacation
0:00 Me when I win the 5th grade your mom joke competition
lmao
3:44 the Supreme Court after making a bad decision
1 minute in and catching strays with Tomo! Calling him a clout chaser!!!
we’re costco guys, of course we’re here within the first 5 minutes
Got to spend the last two months watching Shogun one hour at a time every week, and it was truly a breath of fresh air.
We're balatro guys of course we watch the video less than a minute after it's posted
The Queen "novelty song" takes are actually like using a melon baller on my heart and spitting in the bleeding cavity, you MONSTER
28:21 me when I get written up for making too many fart jokes at work
15:33 me looking at the weird kids in school all huddled in a corner
Hi Tomo
10:30 POV: you’re an up and coming white rapper trying to appeal to middle aged women
The guinea pig bit was one of my favorite little pieces of true human experience I've ever listened to. Enelle still got it
We're Balatro Andrews, of course our brains are decroded.
14:12 Based.
I just had a 10 hand run, it was wacky. Burglar, blueprint, green joker, grabber voucher. And it got there from a polychrome egg, and swashbuckler getting a fat +70 mult off my perma-egg. Got campfire later, tried to remember to move my blueprint to copy it after copying burglar after selecting ante, but my brain just isn't big enough to have done it 100% of the time. Was playing mostly high card just to juice up my green joker. I think it died on ante 11 but it was very fun.
At 29:45 or whatever on the guinea pig discussion: idk we had two and only one died (gave the other one to someone who had more as they should be kept at least in pairs, kinda like rabbits), and honestly we don't know why. She just kinda killed over.
50:08 As a cashier, **do not say this,** alright? Like it got one chuckle out of me the first time, it was barely funny, once. You think it's gonna be even funnier the sixty-thousandth time? Like at least dip it in Mama Lizz's Chili Oil or something, like it's not coming off as a joke anymore, it just feels like you're trying to tell me how to do my job like don't do that shit I've been doing this shit for five years now.
8:28 Bad jokes dipped in Mama Liz's repetition legitimizes oil
We're of course we .
Hi Tomo! 😄
Nl listen I have swam for 8 years of my life and I went to the gym the other day tried the palaton the bikes did a climbing session , that is hella workout you can swim good my man
I do respect most takes NL takes. But Queen son all the way, we stand rock opera in my house hold.
Hi Tomo
the psycho summit plays are back
Any other 2 minute Andy's in the comments?
dipped in mama liz' windows oil
I'm commenting to stimulate the algorithm and deny any "no views, you fell off" accusers
8:13 +2 sean Connery buffalo wings joke got me
Northern Lion son or Nobel Prize winning daughter
36:39 me the morning after I wish for a big johnson:
Look at this guy being a caring a loving father
Comparing Burning Man to Coachella is like comparing home made chicken and waffles to a pile of dog shit with a good soundtrack.
I am not rich, I have gone to the burn three times with next to no money in my bank. I hate all these tech bros ruining shit I love.
Jokerless… I need it.. NOW
What Sennheiser headphones are those?
I had guinea pigs and the guinea pigs final destination thing got me good. I’m crying laughing and can’t drink water. It’s so true.
Had to stop the video and listen to Kokomo
Holy fuck NL mentioning Grinderman AND Boredoms wtf I love him even more now.
painted deck on orange stake is harder
I want a Pug with headphones :(
People rip on woods like he is not on sports Mr Rushmore. Brother needs to talk bo Brian Urlacher though about some hair.
the Arkells, pshh. everyone knows he's talking about R. Kelly
We're balatro guys, what the heck is this thing? (rerolling a boss blind that will kill you)
Me when I find my house surrounded by zombies and my spouse asks me what I’m going to do:
thumbs downing this one
always save the dog the world has too many people and there can never be too many dogs
17:00 bruh was chat not telling him to just sell smeared joker?
35:37 in b4 not using credit card to help sculpt a little bit better but if he’s aiming for a huge splurge later I totally understand
38:01 oh no it’s joever
I need more content of NL struggling with the Jokerless challenge though.
:me on my 445th attempt against Gary Kasperov in chess
I literally have screen burn in from Balatro LOL
Multi-fall offs in first couple minutes, must be that 🌶 oil
Guelphite, checking in! Happy Hillside!
Didn’t even get a thumbnail from this game
30:43 me in Canada when someone offers me insulin
NL! If you have a chance, turn on the high contrast cards, they rock!
He doesn't like them
We’re flush guys, of course we play flushes
Yada yada we’re balatro guys yada yada
Top dad NA
What about a Electric Forest baby?
Where's the thumbnail from?
watching him discard a straight flush @5:58 while talking about tiger woods hairline has turned me into a type A chatter
He needed more hearts/diamonds
@@AyleidCraft yeah i get people wanting to constantly make comments about mistakes for fun, but like that straight flush would have only scored 1k points at most so it was better to just fish for more hearts/diamonds
good shaun connery bit