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  • Jordan Klepper tackles Trump’s new branded Bibles and how right-wing media is rushing to blame the Baltimore bridge collapse on Democratic policy. Plus, Josh Johnson weighs in on Florida’s social media ban for children under 14, and what this means for the rising generation of schoolyard bullies. #DailyShow #Comedy #JordanKlepper
    00:00 - Jordan Klepper Welcome
    00:21 - Trump Announces His Latest Business Venture: Bibles
    02:33 - GOP’s Reaction to the Bridge
    04:57 - Ron DeSantis Signs Social Media Ban for Children
    07:20 - Josh Johnson Weighs in on Florida’s Social Media Ban
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  • @MurphyYves
    @MurphyYves Месяц назад +4757

    America's infrastructure needs updating and most Republicans voted against the infrastructure bill

    • @lephtovermeet
      @lephtovermeet Месяц назад +531

      Then bragged and took credit for the benefits when it hit their district!

    • @Baliane22
      @Baliane22 Месяц назад +87

      True dat

    • @dcptiv
      @dcptiv Месяц назад

      I saw a doco that said It's all so old & because the new just gets built over the old then can't be updated without bankrupting the country & every state.

    • @MoreThanLessRJeh
      @MoreThanLessRJeh Месяц назад +114

      @@lephtovermeetper usual

    • @Notfiveo0
      @Notfiveo0 Месяц назад +84

      Florida goes how Russia goes….

  • @batmanwins5701
    @batmanwins5701 Месяц назад +1851

    Wow! Selling Bible's now! I'm an atheist but even I am offended on behalf of Christians. That's so gross.

    • @owenmeier
      @owenmeier Месяц назад +59

      Thanks bro that means a lot 💯

    • @Philosophyrules77
      @Philosophyrules77 Месяц назад +95

      Same man! I’m offended on their behalf. It’s blasphemy and disgusting and I can’t believe are falling for this.

    • @mrsdraper171
      @mrsdraper171 Месяц назад +35

      Same here.

    • @fuehnix
      @fuehnix Месяц назад +29

      Yet they don't care

    • @HouseOfAlastrian
      @HouseOfAlastrian Месяц назад +74

      I'm agnostic myself and yet even I am disgusted with the blatant heresy.

  • @normanautrey9274
    @normanautrey9274 Месяц назад +401

    Just as wearing an American flag on your lapel doesn't make you a patriot, thumping on a grifter's bible doesn't make you a Christian.

    • @user-dy2wm4bg1w
      @user-dy2wm4bg1w Месяц назад +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @havefaith4358
      @havefaith4358 Месяц назад +7

      Thank you!

    • @xarzu
      @xarzu Месяц назад

      Yeah but there is this. Voting for Biden because you hate Trump is like voting for Castro because you hat Batista. It will f us all over forever. Hate, like love, is blind.

    • @Tesla...
      @Tesla... Месяц назад +6

      @Norman: But, but Trump has "many" all over his home. Doesn't he get Christian points for that?

    • @i_forget9691
      @i_forget9691 Месяц назад

      ​@@user-cm8xp1oy3qmy lñ he uses them as door stops

  • @BahamutBreaker
    @BahamutBreaker Месяц назад +383

    “The Bible, and The Constitution… Trump has never read either.”
    The most important truth of our times, perhaps.

    • @linegrant4605
      @linegrant4605 Месяц назад +3

      It's a slap in God's face💯

    • @gracierodriguez676
      @gracierodriguez676 Месяц назад +6

      i doubt he never opened A bible.😅

    • @jgorge2702
      @jgorge2702 Месяц назад +4

      @@gracierodriguez676 I doubt he ever opened a bible!

    • @Jerry-up8bk
      @Jerry-up8bk Месяц назад

      trump IS SUCH a LIAR!, he Fought the U.S CONSTITUTION EVERY step of the way, And if Reelected WILL AGAIN! What does his BASE see in him ?

    • @wingman416
      @wingman416 Месяц назад

      I hear if you put "Armitrage" on a cue card, he will sh@rt himself!

  • @cannibalgrape9863
    @cannibalgrape9863 Месяц назад +1907

    A Bible containing the founding documents of a nation is about the most fascist thing I've ever seen.

    • @bigoldgrizzly
      @bigoldgrizzly Месяц назад +82

      and probably printed upside down !

    • @shlock1558
      @shlock1558 Месяц назад +36

      Put "modern american" before fascist and I would agree 🤓

    • @santividal9387
      @santividal9387 Месяц назад

      It's just a caricature of the stereotypes of America. Trump selling books that are half bible half American constitution. And people will buy it. Holly...

    • @tinat.4508
      @tinat.4508 Месяц назад +233

      “When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in a flag and carrying a cross.”
      - Sinclair Lewis

    • @bunnyfernwood
      @bunnyfernwood Месяц назад +68

      Who needs separation of church and state 😅

  • @ObviousPseudonym
    @ObviousPseudonym Месяц назад +2344

    “When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross.”
    ― James Waterman Wise

    • @freddywilliams2430
      @freddywilliams2430 Месяц назад +14

      😊😊😊😊😊😊

    • @TruthOverFear21
      @TruthOverFear21 Месяц назад +93

      Truer words have never been spoken.

    • @AKHill-gj2uy
      @AKHill-gj2uy Месяц назад

      Trump isn't a fascist, he's a conman. No more, no less.

    • @zacharyyoung1083
      @zacharyyoung1083 Месяц назад

      When all the horrible and illegal business practices culminate in a person without a care for a single person but himself, it shall be named Donald Trump.
      - Every Person Living on Earth except MAGA Republican Sheep

    • @user-ij6ve3rw6s
      @user-ij6ve3rw6s Месяц назад +1

      he means when europeans came to palestine the nazis hided in the crowde and they waved there flags ahhaahaha

  • @danhaffey9291
    @danhaffey9291 Месяц назад +119

    Love to see Josh Johnson get some exposure!! Been watching his standup. That guy is sharp and he kills it!!

    • @DaDunge
      @DaDunge Месяц назад +3

      Yeah that segment was really fun.

    • @chrisbluma7942
      @chrisbluma7942 Месяц назад +3

      Just thinking the same thing. He's great.

    • @sarahhull9445
      @sarahhull9445 Месяц назад +2

      Yes!!! I've loved him for years now and he is starting to get the recognition he deserveS!

  • @grittyfaithgrittyfacts
    @grittyfaithgrittyfacts Месяц назад +37

    Josh Johnson! Yes my favorite NY stand up comic! Daily Show is smart!!

  • @xiong994
    @xiong994 Месяц назад +1778

    The least Christian ex-president selling Bibles..if that's not grifting, idk what is🤨

    • @barzdinstone3831
      @barzdinstone3831 Месяц назад +120

      Hes no christian, he just knows the dribbling rubes need him to be, and just like them lip service is enough.

    • @Sli8ht
      @Sli8ht Месяц назад +105

      Buying one seems like it’d be sacrilegious.

    • @benrockefeller6334
      @benrockefeller6334 Месяц назад

      Yeah. The dumbest part is that Trump seems to think that the pledge of allegiance is a founding document of the US... despite being created at least after the Civil War, if not WW1.

    • @medde655
      @medde655 Месяц назад

      The magamorons will clamor to buy trump's bibles, but most of them can't even read, lol

    • @DR.Poncho-dx4zr
      @DR.Poncho-dx4zr Месяц назад

      They really are only looking for the lip service. These tRumpers love it.​@@barzdinstone3831

  • @THE-X-Force
    @THE-X-Force Месяц назад +676

    You can't spell hatred without a red hat.

    • @xxdeviousv2
      @xxdeviousv2 Месяц назад +51

      This is one hilarious way to play their weird anagram game😂

    • @Trishmary37
      @Trishmary37 Месяц назад +18

      I love it!!

    • @oshunrose5303
      @oshunrose5303 Месяц назад +27

      Definitely stealing this! 👌🏿😂

    • @vokasimid5330
      @vokasimid5330 Месяц назад +7

      😉

    • @ChaosTheoriesLux
      @ChaosTheoriesLux Месяц назад +24

      That's very clever and I love it!

  • @dokukarmagad12578
    @dokukarmagad12578 Месяц назад +29

    Overall a great episode. That bit performed by Josh Johnson was excellent.

  • @LuisCContreras
    @LuisCContreras Месяц назад +40

    Josh Johnson is hilarious and Klepper is always best at his quick-witted ways.

  • @Adam.Langton
    @Adam.Langton Месяц назад +1344

    Imagine how BAD of a "Christian" you'd have to be to find this acceptable. But I bet there's a million of them.

    • @007Julie
      @007Julie Месяц назад

      To his followers this only proves how “Godly” of a man Trump is. They’re so blind they can’t see he’s a charlatan, a wolf in sheep’s clothing, a man who would say anything to get back into power and to destroy his “enemies”.

    • @targetseeker
      @targetseeker Месяц назад +92

      77 million at least

    • @sonofradium4835
      @sonofradium4835 Месяц назад +63

      Try 70 million.

    • @TheLastWalenta
      @TheLastWalenta Месяц назад +98

      As an atheist, I have to say, this is bedrock Christianity

    • @LostintheTwilightZone
      @LostintheTwilightZone Месяц назад +60

      CINOs

  • @robertstanford1778
    @robertstanford1778 Месяц назад +869

    Yeah blame the collapsing of a bridge hit by a 500,000 ton ship on the President that actually got an Infrastructure Bill passed into law.

    • @araucariapasquale1
      @araucariapasquale1 Месяц назад +2

      Okay, will do. Thanks!!

    • @Templar462
      @Templar462 Месяц назад +84

      @@araucariapasquale1 does it actually hurt to have that much cognitive dissonance? Just curious.

    • @araucariapasquale1
      @araucariapasquale1 Месяц назад +2

      @@Templar462 does it hurt to jump to conclusions this much? 😄

    • @arturorivera6173
      @arturorivera6173 Месяц назад

      Please leave your big words at home when talking to those cultist ignoramuses. Like, Trump, his voters only read at a third grade level.​@@Templar462

    • @haymaker710
      @haymaker710 Месяц назад +73

      If Godzilla attacked the bridge they blame the President

  • @jamesavalos8809
    @jamesavalos8809 Месяц назад +27

    Thank you for bringing all these fear-mongers to light
    They're also warmongers
    And the haters of indigenous peoples all over the world

  • @jonhamilton5789
    @jonhamilton5789 Месяц назад +24

    I see DeSantis is still practicing his smile, one day he’ll get the hang of it.

  • @babybijou969
    @babybijou969 Месяц назад +2964

    Trump’s Bible book contains everything Trump does *not* believe in… Christianity, the Constitution, the Bill of Rights, Declaration of Independence and Pledge of Allegiance (Trump pledges allegiance to convicted insurrectionists)

    • @stevendchu
      @stevendchu Месяц назад +36

      Jesus: love your neighbour as yourself
      Trump: build a wall to keep your neighbours out and make them pay for it
      However, Trump did follow David's example of committing adultery and then trying to cover it up only to have it blow up in your face spectacularly

    • @paintedpony2935
      @paintedpony2935 Месяц назад +203

      And ... separation of church and state

    • @LT1869
      @LT1869 Месяц назад +90

      Why does everyone forget about the OTHER 17 Amendments, we have 27, not 10!

    • @dirtabd
      @dirtabd Месяц назад +115

      And the 2 Corinthians he thinks are 2 dudes. 😂

    • @kevinking2556
      @kevinking2556 Месяц назад +86

      Pledges allegiance to Russia

  • @jahbloomie
    @jahbloomie Месяц назад +543

    As I walked past the other cars in the parking lot on my way into my office every day, I used to pass a bumper sticker that read, "When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a bible." It's here, and it is.

    • @johndolan5076
      @johndolan5076 Месяц назад +10

      its like all the nice germans who walked through the parking lot everyday, and the saw volkswagens with swastika's and bumper stickers that said if you hear the word culture reach for your revolver

    • @dodgygoose3054
      @dodgygoose3054 Месяц назад +3

      100% ...

    • @marsneedstowels
      @marsneedstowels Месяц назад

      ruclips.net/video/iY57ErBkFFE/видео.html

    • @craigb8228
      @craigb8228 Месяц назад +5

      Said by Sinclair Lewis. Repeated by everyone.

    • @dougofthewoodsdouglasb5505
      @dougofthewoodsdouglasb5505 Месяц назад

      Trump's elaborate comb over hides his 666 birthmark.

  • @zvikomushuku5890
    @zvikomushuku5890 Месяц назад +6

    Keep Josh, he is a great addition to the team!

  • @markgigiel2722
    @markgigiel2722 Месяц назад +198

    The GOP likes to say, let the parents decide what's best for their children, then they want to ban more things.

    • @msdeaver1
      @msdeaver1 Месяц назад +1

      I don't see what you're saying. When you're banning things ,adults have the ability to give children access. They're not banning adults they're banning kids. What you just said is giving parents the ability to Parent the way they choose to.

    • @markgigiel2722
      @markgigiel2722 Месяц назад

      @@msdeaver1 They said if you're under 14 you won't be able to use Tik-Tok, They are BANNING certain books from libraries etc. and it goes on and on. They want to BAN contraceptives next. Little by little they will have complete control. Maybe you aren't watching what's going on in MANY states.

    • @LyonsM
      @LyonsM Месяц назад +17

      @@msdeaver1oh, so kids don’t have rights?? I’m not talking about elementary students. I’m talking about middle and high school students. Don’t they have a right to read books in their libraries that parents may not agree with? These “bad books” have been in school libraries for decades and now all of a sudden they’re considered bad?? It’s all about control with you republicans. Did you turn out bad due to reading a book??

    • @veramae4098
      @veramae4098 Месяц назад +2

      Social media? Just take the computers out of the kids' bedrooms and put them somewhere you (the parents) can see what's going on.

    • @markgigiel2722
      @markgigiel2722 Месяц назад +4

      @@veramae4098 13 year olds have cell phones now and portable laptops too. Hardly anyone has a fixed computer in their bedroom anymore. They need to learn about the dangers and responsibilities of the internet and the real world. We can't ban stuff and shelter the kids, that doesn't work. Like abstinence. It doesn't work.

  • @beth12beth88
    @beth12beth88 Месяц назад +1063

    Beware of the false prophets, who come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly are ravenous wolves” (Matthew 7:15)

    • @andrewstevenson118
      @andrewstevenson118 Месяц назад +53

      Amen.

    • @JohnDoe-jh5yr
      @JohnDoe-jh5yr Месяц назад +38

      Easy to spot from a mile away

    • @Khronogi
      @Khronogi Месяц назад +87

      I feel like he would actively describe an antichrist. He pretty much goes against most of Christian teaching.

    • @TableForOne1976
      @TableForOne1976 Месяц назад +101

      Yeah, unfortunately, people who vote for Trump are ignoring every word Jesus ever said, so…

    • @morbidmanmusic
      @morbidmanmusic Месяц назад +36

      Beware of all religion

  • @sammymarcy6029
    @sammymarcy6029 Месяц назад +1046

    You strengthen our infrastructure by passing a bill that most republicans voted against but take credit for when their state uses the money from it

    • @kingayy9267
      @kingayy9267 Месяц назад

      Republicans are even more duplicitous than politicians already are by default.
      They're inherently bad people with no empathy for others. Absurdly disgusting.

    • @liberalshaveitallbackwards4667
      @liberalshaveitallbackwards4667 Месяц назад

      Nope

    • @plod985
      @plod985 Месяц назад +7

      @@liberalshaveitallbackwards4667a liberal that shaves it all backwards? That sounds painful.

    • @jefferson7097
      @jefferson7097 Месяц назад +3

      ​@@plod985 And misreading things and broadcasting it seems pretty consistent

    • @Omniverse0
      @Omniverse0 Месяц назад +6

      @@jefferson7097 They out themselves every time. Every time one learns what the "social" in Social Security means, they have to wear a helmet so they don't make a mess when their mind is blown.

  • @patland1762
    @patland1762 Месяц назад +118

    “Thou shalt not commit adultery.” Read it Trump!

    • @WWZenaDo
      @WWZenaDo Месяц назад +2

      @@rolingston66 Exodus chapter 20 verse 14, NIV:
      "14 “You shall not commit adultery."
      Ironically those aren't the REAL 10 Commandments - see Exodus chapter 34 verses 10 - 26 for those, but the supposedly 10 Commandments that poorly educated Christians BELIEVE are the real ones are the preamble to a laundry list of dozens of commandments that the Israelites, Hebrews and Jews were supposed to keep.

    • @rolingston66
      @rolingston66 Месяц назад +2

      Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you. "Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother's eye and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye?

    • @patland1762
      @patland1762 Месяц назад

      @@rolingston66 So Holier Than Thou how many families did you personally buy the food for and feed last Chistmas? Me, 250 families with my own money, multiple tons of food, delivered by 20+ members of my family, you ZERO!!! LOL what a Holier Than Thou clown.

    • @patland1762
      @patland1762 Месяц назад

      @@rolingston66 I have multiple not that it is any of your business. But Swine Holier Than Thou you are judged by your actions not your empty holier than thou words. Remember that and contribute to society instead of mocking it with your worthless words, or oinks more like.

    • @WWZenaDo
      @WWZenaDo Месяц назад +1

      @@rolingston66 OH! You mean human sacrifice.

  • @jenniferwellman5311
    @jenniferwellman5311 Месяц назад +10

    I never thought that anyone could cheapen the Bible, but Donald Trump is managing to do that.🙄🙄🙄

  • @wolfcat1998
    @wolfcat1998 Месяц назад +271

    The fact that none of Trump's advisors pointed out that "bible salesman" is another way of saying "con artist" blows my mind.

    • @chassidyswann8951
      @chassidyswann8951 Месяц назад +18

      It literally doesn't matter to them 😂

    • @jaysteele1031
      @jaysteele1031 Месяц назад +13

      call them the snake-oil bible, t-ump grifting edition.

    • @ClifftonCrowder-yt2gt
      @ClifftonCrowder-yt2gt Месяц назад +24

      It's become obvious that this dude is intentionally mocking his own supporters stupidity and gullibility.

    • @Forty2de
      @Forty2de Месяц назад +1

      @@ClifftonCrowder-yt2gt I mean... at this point... I'm not saying it's okay, but...

    • @leolaurant2163
      @leolaurant2163 Месяц назад +3

      It's only a paper moon

  • @SonicCommenter
    @SonicCommenter Месяц назад +238

    We believe in Rights and Freedom,: Our rights and freedom to remove yours. The motto of Conservatives everywhere.

  • @MrMikeIppo
    @MrMikeIppo Месяц назад +10

    So happy to see Josh Johnson having more time. He is one of the best comics out there

  • @jacklily999
    @jacklily999 Месяц назад +6

    I love the nanna and Rock joke; and so great what you said about DeSantis. Love listening to Jordan K

  • @jerrynoble2757
    @jerrynoble2757 Месяц назад +202

    “When fascism comes to America it will be draped in a flag and carrying a bible. “ a quote attributed author Sinclair Lewis. Well it’s here.

    • @MacLaw3084
      @MacLaw3084 Месяц назад +7

      That’s actually not a Sinclair Lewis quote. It was James Waterman Wise, I believe.

    • @beachhunting69
      @beachhunting69 Месяц назад +12

      @@MacLaw3084 Whoever said it, the fact that it's actually happening is scary.

    • @Hila2205
      @Hila2205 Месяц назад +3

      ​@@MacLaw3084 it's not. James Waterman Wise said that fascism will be "wrapped up in the American flag and heralded as a plea for liberty and the preservation of the constitution". He never mentioned any bible.

    • @ellenfarley1233
      @ellenfarley1233 Месяц назад +1

      I believe Barry Goldwater borrowed this phrase back in the day. He paraphrased it to be, "When fascism comes to American it will be draped in the flag and carrying a cross." I paraphrase.

  • @donaldwhittaker7987
    @donaldwhittaker7987 Месяц назад +124

    Can America become any more demented? Never in my wildest dreams did I ever contemplate this degree of madness afflicting any nation.

    • @BT-kv8bj
      @BT-kv8bj Месяц назад +1

      😂

    • @SeanPat1001
      @SeanPat1001 Месяц назад

      Are you saying Trump is America?

    • @88walka
      @88walka Месяц назад +3

      @@SeanPat1001I think he’s saying trump as a leader running the country type of thing..similar to that fiery Italian who was a leader within the early 20th century.

    • @SeanPat1001
      @SeanPat1001 Месяц назад +2

      @@88walka I asked that because Trump often claims attacks on his actions are attacks on America.

    • @odinson6348
      @odinson6348 Месяц назад

      ... Challenge accepted.

  • @markthatcher9925
    @markthatcher9925 Месяц назад +18

    In 2007, I approached a college counselor to express my interest in switching from business to pursue a degree in civil engineering. They told me it was a bad idea because nobody was investing in infrastructure. They were right, and look where we are.

    • @darcy5761
      @darcy5761 Месяц назад

      Many of our bridges are rated D or lower.

  • @dena6254
    @dena6254 Месяц назад +8

    You’re the best, Jordan!! 🤣 😂 You’ve kept this 64 year old grandma sane! Thank you for what you do! We need to laugh or we’d cry all the time! 😅
    ⚖️🗽💙💙🇺🇸🗳️🇺🇸💙💙🗽⚖️

  • @brendasmart553
    @brendasmart553 Месяц назад +423

    When he says "...many, its my favorite book", he barely restrains his self from laughing, knowing he is lying.....

    • @thehellyousay
      @thehellyousay Месяц назад +16

      hey, it's my favourite book. the pages are soft and absorbent. i've kept a copy beside my johnson ever since the Great Toilet Paper Shortage of '20, just in case ...

    • @brucefreadrich1188
      @brucefreadrich1188 Месяц назад +28

      He is lying. "Art of the Deal" is his favorite book. Although he didn't actually write it - a ghost writer did (nor has he read it in all probability).

    • @covertusername
      @covertusername Месяц назад +25

      It was almost as if he surprised even himself and just dug in for the rest of the pitch 😄

    • @brendasmart553
      @brendasmart553 Месяц назад +6

      @@covertusername Exactly, you worded it well.

    • @BigBadJerryRogers
      @BigBadJerryRogers Месяц назад +11

      This is the only hope for the Republican agenda today. This guy.

  • @nomore6167
    @nomore6167 Месяц назад +268

    That Florida law banning kids under 14 from having social media accounts is really going to solve all of the problems because kids definitely don't know how to select an earlier year from a drop-down selection box.

    • @chrisccc22
      @chrisccc22 Месяц назад +29

      LOL They know how to create sock accounts in grade one.

    • @tonypatters5090
      @tonypatters5090 Месяц назад +24

      Fascist can't let parents be parents

    • @MrJayKay11
      @MrJayKay11 Месяц назад +5

      complete bs

    • @lildunacres
      @lildunacres Месяц назад

      Yeah, I think kleppers take is wrong along with desantis.
      The only way to enforce (and not even then) is to make everyone prove their age... oh yeah, the new freedom

    • @oceanecastelnau9821
      @oceanecastelnau9821 Месяц назад

      This is not the role of government in a democracy. DeSantis is a fascist.

  • @brunoteillard5799
    @brunoteillard5799 Месяц назад +3

    That’s “his favorite book”, makes perfect sense since he’s put his right hand on it so many times when at court.

  • @scurvy135
    @scurvy135 Месяц назад +4

    Actually that Newsmax clip about the bridge being old was exactly right. I've personally been witness to a barge colliding with a bridge, that didn't full collapse like that one did. It's awful that a collision happened, but ailing and dilapidated structural integrity is absolutely a factor in this tragedy.

  • @johnmabe3496
    @johnmabe3496 Месяц назад +258

    Really nailed that separation of church and state.

    • @larrytempleton2905
      @larrytempleton2905 Месяц назад +4

      That's exactly what I thought

    • @TheAureliac
      @TheAureliac Месяц назад +7

      I wonder if his version of the Constitution says presidents have total immunity for everything they do.

    • @TimoRutanen
      @TimoRutanen Месяц назад

      At least they're on different pages! ..right?

    • @jefflittle8913
      @jefflittle8913 Месяц назад +3

      Yeah, that's what the Declaration of Independence is for! Duh!

    • @JasperJanssen
      @JasperJanssen Месяц назад +3

      Nailed it to a cross.

  • @JerseyRepresenting
    @JerseyRepresenting Месяц назад +5

    I’ve never seen this guy, Josh Johnson before. Instant fan, dude is naturally funny, pulling young Hanks/Foxx energy, bet he wins an academy award in 20 years from now.

  • @MrKevinGardner
    @MrKevinGardner Месяц назад +2

    This man is finally given the proper platform. We NEED his voice!! I will listen to any of his videos. PLEASE keep him as a regular contributor.

  • @wiredforstereo
    @wiredforstereo Месяц назад +215

    I can think of no greater modern sign of idolatry than marrying a nation to the bible.

    • @AKHill-gj2uy
      @AKHill-gj2uy Месяц назад +5

      Cite the oath of allegiance ...

    • @tubaishansol
      @tubaishansol Месяц назад +1

      I know right?

    • @wiredforstereo
      @wiredforstereo Месяц назад

      @@AKHill-gj2uy No.

    • @LeafHuntress
      @LeafHuntress Месяц назад +3

      Well yes, but... there was that golden statue of The Defendant @ cpac.

    • @wiredforstereo
      @wiredforstereo Месяц назад

      @@LeafHuntress That was a lark. Evangelicals worship the Bible.

  • @craighall2888
    @craighall2888 Месяц назад +233

    Thank you Jordan Klepper, for finding the humor in these trying times. And speaking the truth.

  • @eddielew2292
    @eddielew2292 27 дней назад

    Jordan Klepper is a national treasure. 👏👏👏❤️

  • @jesheezy
    @jesheezy Месяц назад +2

    Amazing job Josh Johnson!!!

  • @Vynextus
    @Vynextus Месяц назад +204

    Josh constantly looking like he's about to break into tears in this segment is top tier comedy

    • @ji.s9434
      @ji.s9434 Месяц назад

      It is part of the acting. 😂.

    • @mcwjes
      @mcwjes Месяц назад

      Fantastic eye acting!

  • @sitara68
    @sitara68 Месяц назад +130

    This is what The Daily Show should be. Jordan Klepper and Josh Johnson. I haven't laughed this much in a while. This duo is a keeper.

    • @ashleymedina8895
      @ashleymedina8895 Месяц назад +6

      My thoughts exactly!

    • @kindtimetraveler
      @kindtimetraveler Месяц назад +6

      Absolutely.

    • @Syman404
      @Syman404 Месяц назад +11

      I'm open to the idea of Jordan and Desi at the desk, with Josh as the lead correspondent.

  • @danthegeetarman
    @danthegeetarman Месяц назад +2

    We need Klepper full time along with Jon Stewart. Power combo!!!

  • @joec.1749
    @joec.1749 Месяц назад +3

    I once read that Harry Truman rejected an offer by Cola Cola to have his name on a bottle. He said no because “He didn’t want to cheaper the Presidency.”
    That’s how’s Presidents are supposed to be. Presidential

  • @Weisguy
    @Weisguy Месяц назад +179

    Josh Johnson continues to level up and I’m here for it.

    • @chriskelly6559
      @chriskelly6559 Месяц назад +7

      👍👍👍

    • @Zaketh_
      @Zaketh_ Месяц назад +9

      The way I gasped when I heard his name. He’s hilarious and totally deserves more attention, great fit for the Daily Show too

    • @unbotheredmovement
      @unbotheredmovement Месяц назад +2

      Me too! ❤

    • @sleepnomore6065
      @sleepnomore6065 Месяц назад

      First time I ever found him funny

  • @Ziggyman-jx4vy
    @Ziggyman-jx4vy Месяц назад +136

    This is a blasphemy!!! This is even worse than those televangelists selling prayers on tv.

    • @MrBrock314
      @MrBrock314 Месяц назад +14

      It's not worse - evil is also evil.

    • @IceWolfLoki
      @IceWolfLoki Месяц назад +11

      Not sure it as far as blasphemy, but sacrilegious probably covers it.

    • @JMichael-xc7uu
      @JMichael-xc7uu Месяц назад

      Plus it is taking advantage of the poor and uneducated

    • @tbecker97204
      @tbecker97204 Месяц назад +5

      And now, apparently, you can *HOLD* a collection of those "prayers" brought to you by none other than *Orange Jesus.*

    • @nola281
      @nola281 Месяц назад +1

      Even black metal artists are like wow don't go that far.

  • @PaxPixie7
    @PaxPixie7 Месяц назад +1

    Love Klepper!

  • @IndomitableAde
    @IndomitableAde Месяц назад +3

    I have a sneaking suspicion that bridge would've collapsed even if it were brand new.

  • @bamaplanter5904
    @bamaplanter5904 Месяц назад +190

    Josh Johnson is a big part of the future of the Daily Show success. Keep him.

    • @untergehermuc
      @untergehermuc Месяц назад

      He wasn’t really funny.

    • @Tony8418
      @Tony8418 Месяц назад +7

      @@untergehermuc he’s growing into it. Have you seen any of his standup? He’s more of a long form storyteller. He’s just needs to learn to package it into these short segments. (I am a fan, and I’m rooting for him to make the best of this opportunity)…

    • @ashleymedina8895
      @ashleymedina8895 Месяц назад +5

      Agreed!!! 💯

    • @kindtimetraveler
      @kindtimetraveler Месяц назад +7

      I think he’s really funny. I’ve seen a few of his other DS segments, & they’re all funny. The one about how it’s hard times on “Sesame Street” killed me.

    • @TheIceMarker
      @TheIceMarker Месяц назад +6

      Fun fact, he's been a writer for the show since 2017!

  • @irkallaLustre
    @irkallaLustre Месяц назад +114

    I am so happy for Josh Johnson my favorite new comedian since 2022 he is killing it on the daily show. Well deserved success, i hope he goes even farther .

    • @jenniferjohnson2712
      @jenniferjohnson2712 Месяц назад +3

      I love his stand-up, really wonderful to see him shine like this.

    • @bjdefilippo447
      @bjdefilippo447 Месяц назад +1

      Absolutely! I love seeing him on here, and he's probably the most prolific standup guy online.

  • @theophano
    @theophano Месяц назад +3

    “When fascism comes to America it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross." -attributed to Sinclair Lewis. (1885-1951)

  • @marciano5368
    @marciano5368 Месяц назад +1

    These people are insane... If the general public knew what I know, they'd be boycotting all these shipping companies... The state of some of these vessels would make you never wanna go on the water.
    Besides, these blackouts happen so often.

  • @Reinvention2-qo2tw
    @Reinvention2-qo2tw Месяц назад +300

    Josh Johnson is a national treasure. ❤

    • @marginis
      @marginis Месяц назад +19

      Easily the best part of the segment and the hardest I've laughed at TDS in years.

    • @moniqueengleman873
      @moniqueengleman873 Месяц назад +13

      Really Love this guy Josh. He IS a treasure ❤

    • @chinkasuyaro8983
      @chinkasuyaro8983 Месяц назад +17

      If only something could be done about those legs.

    • @lyndellrobinson3611
      @lyndellrobinson3611 Месяц назад +3

      Agreed!😂❤😂

    • @lyndellrobinson3611
      @lyndellrobinson3611 Месяц назад

      ​@chinkasuyaro8983 😂😂😂

  • @generalthunder5796
    @generalthunder5796 Месяц назад +166

    I read the title "GOP Reaction to Baltimore Bridge Collapse" and my first thought was "wonder how long it'll take them to somehow blame it on migrants."
    Turns out, not very long at all.

    • @TheIqram12
      @TheIqram12 Месяц назад +9

      Even better, its a matter of time they blamed DEI

    • @CAPSLOCKPUNDIT
      @CAPSLOCKPUNDIT Месяц назад

      A border wall with Mexico is not nearly enough protection. We need a barrier around every harbor and along the coastlines. Nothing gets in or out!

    • @mlggamer5296
      @mlggamer5296 Месяц назад +2

      I was waiting for them to blame it on the democrats.

    • @spencersnyder7042
      @spencersnyder7042 Месяц назад +6

      What’s worse is that I was pleasantly surprised they didn’t blame it on trans people.

    • @harvesterofeyes8813
      @harvesterofeyes8813 Месяц назад

      First video I saw the comment section was a siren call to all the paranoid bigots on yt

  • @darrenmarshall8278
    @darrenmarshall8278 Месяц назад +1

    brilliant humor! this is an awesome show thank you !

  • @patricksmith6150
    @patricksmith6150 Месяц назад

    Josh Johnson was fantastic in this clip! I had never seen him before and he was great!

  • @titusrider7948
    @titusrider7948 Месяц назад +84

    I hear Dump is selling it for $666

  • @JoandArc5005
    @JoandArc5005 Месяц назад +204

    Jordan is uniquely perceptive. His angle with people is just *mwah* so wonderful

  • @LeslieKerr-jq4by
    @LeslieKerr-jq4by Месяц назад +3

    There is almost too much in this to comment on 🤯
    T**** with a Bible??
    This is truly fascism with a flag and a cross ❌🤞
    Klepper and Johnson help me smile during this political apocalypse.
    Thanks 👍

  • @ellenflaca
    @ellenflaca Месяц назад

    Love Jordan Klepper!

  • @Wordavee1
    @Wordavee1 Месяц назад +92

    As soon as l heard about the Baltimore bridge, l commented that the GOP would find some way to blame it on Biden!!

    • @larrymunn5279
      @larrymunn5279 Месяц назад +16

      Well it made me raise my eyebrows. Maybe I'm getting old but, I fully expected it to be Obama's fault. I mean, everything else is. lol

    • @Wordavee1
      @Wordavee1 Месяц назад +18

      @@larrymunn5279
      I heard that Obama was steering, and Biden said "Go to the left!!!"

    • @kentesdall308
      @kentesdall308 Месяц назад +9

      I will bet that Space Lasers had a lot to do with the bridge collapse.

    • @scottthewaterwarrior
      @scottthewaterwarrior Месяц назад +8

      ​@@kentesdall308It's because the ship's crew was vaccinated

    • @rigginhelga5622
      @rigginhelga5622 Месяц назад +5

      All of these comments are funny af 🫢😆😂🤣😂🤣😉

  • @andrewstevenson118
    @andrewstevenson118 Месяц назад +161

    Please don't compare Trump to Satan. Satan can quote Scripture... 🤪

    • @Slopmaster
      @Slopmaster Месяц назад +11

      And Satan is charming.

    • @morbidmanmusic
      @morbidmanmusic Месяц назад +3

      Satan isn't real.. so now what?

    • @andrewstevenson118
      @andrewstevenson118 Месяц назад +7

      @@morbidmanmusic Yes, that was my exact point. Sigh...

    • @2b16p
      @2b16p Месяц назад +6

      😆 true, just look at the temptation story in the gospel of Matthew

    • @andrewstevenson118
      @andrewstevenson118 Месяц назад +2

      @@2b16p Exactly. 🙂

  • @Crys2l
    @Crys2l Месяц назад

    Great job Josh

  • @leesagrrl
    @leesagrrl Месяц назад +4

    I think I disagree with Jordan about Florida's Social Media BS. I'm all-in with Josh.

  • @theowl3756
    @theowl3756 Месяц назад +83

    The Bible is Don the Con favorite book ! This must be the biggest Joke of the Century.

    • @Pamela-cn3pm
      @Pamela-cn3pm Месяц назад

      Well, if it helps him pay his bonds and makes him money then it would become a favorite. 😂

  • @user-ef7wn4mw3p
    @user-ef7wn4mw3p Месяц назад +132

    No morals...no integrity...no money.

    • @user-me4wt5dw6w
      @user-me4wt5dw6w Месяц назад +10

      I am so tired of the donzi schemes.

    • @user-ef7wn4mw3p
      @user-ef7wn4mw3p Месяц назад

      @user-me4wt5dw6w - Donzi Schemes - what a great phrase.

    • @ewokwarrior2656
      @ewokwarrior2656 Месяц назад

      Survey says...
      Citizen Donald J. Trump!
      Aka EX-president.

  • @TaraAtPlay
    @TaraAtPlay Месяц назад

    Love Jordan and awesome addition of Josh Johnson to the cast!

  • @jolenepadro1155
    @jolenepadro1155 25 дней назад

    I love when Klepper leads the show. Also really loving Johnson on the show!

  • @margorgogo
    @margorgogo Месяц назад +132

    So happy Josh Johnson is part of The Daily Show!

  • @albertthompson9523
    @albertthompson9523 Месяц назад +141

    LITERALLY against everything the founding fathers stood for!

    • @Wolf-vc4wj
      @Wolf-vc4wj Месяц назад

      Yes but everything Trump's cult stands for. And that's all that matters to them.
      They should read Revelations. Where the antichrist shows up and they all start following him and wear his mark on their foreheads.
      Cough cough MAGA hats and and all the hate.
      There's certainly no love like evangelical hate.

    • @bobbuilder3687
      @bobbuilder3687 Месяц назад

      Awwwe soy boy has hurty feelings.LOSER.
      TRUMP 2024 🙌🙌🙌🙌

    • @weareallbornmad410
      @weareallbornmad410 Месяц назад +3

      Really? Are you sure you have the accurate list of what they stood for? Is slavery on your copy?

    • @EmmaYaBasta
      @EmmaYaBasta Месяц назад +2

      Not entirely. I mean...the settler colonialism, racism, bigotry, pro-genocide and pro-slavery misogyny, etc. etc. etc.

    • @88walka
      @88walka Месяц назад

      @@weareallbornmad410yeah when it comes to this topic with the Bible…he is right you want a list? How bout a single part of the first amendment of the bill of rights..specifically the establishment clause on religion lets you know our country’s/government has complete neutrality and that is clearly stated..and favoring any religious values is a blatant disrespect and disregard to our country’s founding document..also just a little fun fact the majority of the founding fathers where deism not Christian.

  • @mushroom_thrillers
    @mushroom_thrillers Месяц назад

    Love Josh Johnson!

  • @Hadenufyet
    @Hadenufyet Месяц назад

    ❤ Jordan!

  • @S.Shea2432
    @S.Shea2432 Месяц назад +645

    If Trump has many Bibles, & follows the Bible, then I'm an Alien. 🤣🤣

    • @johnsanuy
      @johnsanuy Месяц назад +39

      Careful, the maggots on here will want to know what kind of alien.

    • @007Julie
      @007Julie Месяц назад +1

      Yep, my cats are infinite more Christian than this heretic individual. For the life of me can’t understand why Christians actually believe Trump is a man of faith.
      “By their fruit you will recognize them”
      Matthew 7:16

    • @CortexNewsService
      @CortexNewsService Месяц назад +25

      ​@@johnsanuywhat's sad is that isn't even a joke

    • @thehellyousay
      @thehellyousay Месяц назад +11

      many bibs, i'd believe ...

    • @markedly1013
      @markedly1013 Месяц назад +10

      Welcome to Earth.

  • @dougcronkhite2113
    @dougcronkhite2113 Месяц назад +41

    He almost couldn't stop himself from laughing when he said it was his favorite book.

  • @maryanngoins4289
    @maryanngoins4289 Месяц назад +1

    Josh Johnson is fabulous 👏👏

  • @arandomguy3266
    @arandomguy3266 Месяц назад +1

    This new cast is killing it.

  • @levibennett5166
    @levibennett5166 Месяц назад +92

    More Josh Johnson please

  • @vullnetdyla
    @vullnetdyla Месяц назад +51

    Yo, Klepper and Josh Johnson killed it! Big fan of Klepper hosting this permanently, and Johnson is an excellent addition to the team.

  • @RubyOutdoors
    @RubyOutdoors Месяц назад

    More Josh Johnson!

  • @Wilfoe
    @Wilfoe Месяц назад +2

    I get that this is obvious to many people here, but I feel the need to say this for whatever reason.
    I don't think cargo ships have systems that allow for remote steering. And I don't think that the bridge it hit served any military tactical advantage.

  • @lordsxman
    @lordsxman Месяц назад +47

    Josh Johnson was really funny tonight. His delivery is 🎯

  • @101xcfanatic
    @101xcfanatic Месяц назад +260

    I love that Josh Johnson has made it as a correspondent on The Daily Show, easily one of my favorite comedians today!

    • @wcarthurii
      @wcarthurii Месяц назад +23

      He's finding his groove. Killer deliveries. Today's bit had me dying.

    • @LeafHuntress
      @LeafHuntress Месяц назад +17

      Oh my goodness, i love him, i'm in actual tears here. Get all the children on SM to protect -Jos- other people.

    • @matthewcaldwell8100
      @matthewcaldwell8100 Месяц назад +9

      He's so underrated

    • @101xcfanatic
      @101xcfanatic Месяц назад +3

      @@CaptainMcBallz I've only seen him twice at this point, but to be fair I don't watch via cable anymore soooo idk 🤷‍♂️

    • @wcarthurii
      @wcarthurii Месяц назад +2

      @@CaptainMcBallz ouch...... That was the OTHER black guy, Trevor Noah! 🤭😉
      Josh's first appearance was 3 weeks ago.

  • @MsMrWildhorse
    @MsMrWildhorse Месяц назад

    LOVE LOVE LOVE JOSH JOHNSON!!!

  • @DaDunge
    @DaDunge Месяц назад +1

    Loved the Josh Johnson segment.

  • @SageRedowl-gt6kb
    @SageRedowl-gt6kb Месяц назад +346

    The MAN who's whole "PRESIDENTIAL IMMUNITY" claim is "I DIDN'T TAKE A OATH" to the Constitution!

    • @giao2380
      @giao2380 Месяц назад +10

      An* An* An oath. 🤦🏼‍♀️

    • @JohnWerner-te5zy
      @JohnWerner-te5zy Месяц назад +30

      But we saw Chief Justice Roberts administer the oath of office to you, Donald, on the steps of the Capitol and witnessed by "the largest crowd ever to attend a presidential inauguration".

    • @JeffShacter
      @JeffShacter Месяц назад

      Didn't take an oath to "support" the Constitution, according to the meaning-murderers.

    • @raghailligh1080
      @raghailligh1080 Месяц назад

      @@JohnWerner-te5zy An you think the orange shitesack listened?

    • @johncaputo5538
      @johncaputo5538 Месяц назад +4

      whose

  • @jmae8957
    @jmae8957 Месяц назад +99

    Love Jordan Kleeper. How he keeps his cool when talking to trump supportes is amazing. I couldn't do it.

    • @jeanbeans7926
      @jeanbeans7926 Месяц назад +2

      Nor I, my friend

    • @roberthaworth8991
      @roberthaworth8991 Месяц назад +2

      They make sure the cord on the mic they give him is very, very short.

    • @user-dy2wm4bg1w
      @user-dy2wm4bg1w Месяц назад +2

      Me too he is hilarious!! Trumpers can’t even tell they are being insulted.

    • @heavysnow8616
      @heavysnow8616 Месяц назад +1

      Im with you my man. TRU.PTY DU.PTY TO JAIL!

    • @user-dy2wm4bg1w
      @user-dy2wm4bg1w Месяц назад

      Me too love Klepper!

  • @patticriss2238
    @patticriss2238 Месяц назад

    Jordan, you are a national treasure. 👍🏽

  • @douglass1221
    @douglass1221 Месяц назад +1

    Josh’s best yet. Love it.

  • @treyshipman3153
    @treyshipman3153 Месяц назад +41

    Trying to pass a bill to allow kids to work at 14, at the same time passing a bill saying they’re too young to be on social media is comical to me.

    • @dmcdan1004
      @dmcdan1004 Месяц назад +3

      And at 14 are plenty old enough to have a baby too. Madness!

    • @iananderson4754
      @iananderson4754 29 дней назад +1

      ​@dmcdan1004 Well they're going to need all the spare time they can get when to raise that kid.

  • @carolshouldeen9008
    @carolshouldeen9008 Месяц назад +81

    So happy to see
    Josh Johnson appearance on The Daily Show.With Jordan Klepper double the fun😅

  • @consoledollz1688
    @consoledollz1688 Месяц назад

    Yaaay so happy for Josh’s gorgeous behind and his spot on my favorite show (:

  • @aladdinsane848
    @aladdinsane848 Месяц назад

    It's getting better and better😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Smoothy4doctor26
    @Smoothy4doctor26 Месяц назад +62

    Are you 14 years or older?
    12 year old: YES

    • @kneau
      @kneau Месяц назад +1

      That's partially the point. The ban would put parents in the position of liability.

    • @MrBrock314
      @MrBrock314 Месяц назад

      That would work for about 10 seconds until that 12-year old told somebody else they were on social media and BAM, now you're off. Plus, it wouldn't be that hard for social media companies to use census data and determine the public's age if they wanted to.
      Heck, with most Facebook accounts, I could find out the age of about everyone within 6 degrees of separation of me. It'd be even easier for a social media company to do that. That doesn't even include language level analysis, requiring documentation to start a social media account, etc that should also occur.
      Just because social media is run irresponsibly by a bunch of millionaires doesn't mean it couldn't actually be run properly to prevent problems if they cared.

    • @paulgibbon5991
      @paulgibbon5991 Месяц назад

      @@MrBrock314 Key words, "if they want to".

    • @ewokwarrior2656
      @ewokwarrior2656 Месяц назад +1

      What happened to all that "no nanny state" Republican BS?

  • @andrewstevenson118
    @andrewstevenson118 Месяц назад +226

    You know how Mr Trump has to pay a bond, I wonder what his favourite Bond book is?
    “The man with the Golden Toilet”? “You only Lose Twice”? “Dr No-means-no”? “Casino Bankrupt”? Duh. Of course, it’s “From Russia with Love.” Silly me.

    • @thehellyousay
      @thehellyousay Месяц назад +36

      i'd have thought "Goldtinkler" might have made the list ...

    • @andrewstevenson118
      @andrewstevenson118 Месяц назад +20

      @@thehellyousay Excellent! There are a few others as well. "For your eyes only, Mr Putin, sir", "The Spy who r---- me", The property of a NARA". (That last one is for us Bond nerds as no-one else has heard of it.) 🙂

    • @itsjeninMass
      @itsjeninMass Месяц назад +15

      Effing brilliant. LOL!

    • @Seldomane
      @Seldomane Месяц назад +21

      "Moonraper" maybe?

    • @andrewstevenson118
      @andrewstevenson118 Месяц назад +5

      @@Seldomane I wasn't going to say that word... 🙂

  • @nmbinder10
    @nmbinder10 Месяц назад

    Go Josh 🎉

  • @revolucinarioCortez
    @revolucinarioCortez Месяц назад +2

    YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS i LOVE jOSH JOHNSON!!!!!!

  • @justmeandthethree
    @justmeandthethree Месяц назад +72

    Jordan Klepper always makes me laugh and think.