These Mega Yachts Make ZERO Sense.
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If Joe was an NPC in a game, I would 100% actually listen to his dialogue he knows so much random facts it's funny
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He prob tell to f off and despawn
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@@randumb14. cringiest comment i have seen on youtube congrats
@@zunez so to come up with a comeback you gotta check my vids lmaoo also those 2 clips were for my brother to download to put on his tiktok nice try tho
the face he makes at 5:48, is so funny. him reacting to a boat having a garage😂😂
GaRaGe?!?
5:51
You’re short joe
I think mega yachts are ABSOLUTELY a HUGE waste of money.
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why this phrased like a line from diary of a wimpy kid
except for ones with rockets
no shit
Joe is one of the few content creators who can keep a viewer watching for more than 20 minutes. #KeepUpTheGoodWork
Ask Shaina bro 😎
Or Lillian
Bros saying this while the video is 13 minutes
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7:52 Joe’s reactions are always funny
I wouldn’t even want a mega yacht if I was a multi billionaire, give me a 20 foot fishing boat with a 150 hp motor and I’m good
The history supreme does look sick though, that sharp stylish shape and the gold color really makes it stand out.
The thing is, it does not exist. The boat in the video is M/Y Khalilah and cost’s around $30 million.
@@lillepeanut7686 oof, that sucks but that yacht still looks cool in particular.
I wanna see a video of joe trying to play every sport for 20 minutes straight
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TF
Is he like sick or something?
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I have seen the 1.5B one up close when it was in Bergen (Norway) a few years ago, and it's soooo huge
If Joe was an NPC in a game, I would 100% actually listen to his dialogue he knows so many random facts it's funny
I feel like mega yachts are very unnecessary unless you have million to maintain them over usually long periods of time.
True.
Let me just add a quick train station to my yacht
Joe purchases a mega yacht for 5b, it includes the submarine and he returns the yacht for 5b, bro just gets a sub and 5b...infinite money and sub glitch
kinda crazy to think that that yacht is the same price as almost 6 Arleigh burke class destroyers
Any Nation with just 6 Arleigh burke destroyers would probably be like the 5th Most powerful navy in the world lmao.
5:50 GARAGE!! tat reaction had me laughing
Joe = cool 😮
Who else got a ad for yachts?
at $15 a month you won't get ads
6:59 he probably started off born with 50 million power
Define Yacht: “
a medium-sized sailing boat equipped for cruising or racing” not these behemoths
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The day automatically becomes good when you get the Joe Bartolozzi RUclips notification
Joes uploads are the equivalent of getting a A with a smiley face by it on your test at school
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take a break lil bro
8:17 wait till Joe finds out how much the most expensive house is other than royalty (like 2-3 billion or sum in Mumbai India)
W vid as always
and I haven't even watched yet
joe, my bart bucks. ALL GONE
Joe would be a great lawyer
I want to see more of these types of video reactions
joey boo boo bear i’ll buy you a yacht 🛥️
Top of the morning to ya laddies
Nasa is like 100billion or sum shi
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Cruises or mega yachts
Cruises
the beam is the width of the boat
These yachts are so pointless and they have way too many rooms but they are so cool to own
7:50 was so funny and it came out of nowhere 💀also 9:08 after what happened with the titan smursable HELL NAH
ERALY TWO MINUTE GANG WYA
8 Billion??
my friend is best friends with jeff bezos's nephew and he was invited on his mega yacht. AND HE TURNED DOWN THE OFFER!!!!!!!!!!!
Joe I love watching yo vids
1:36 i’m so confused but laughing so hard
The most expensive house in the world with some 64 floors and a 128 car garage, as well as 3 heli pads, a movie theater, a running track, a WATER PARK, and a bunch of other random crap. It costs 1 Billion$
It’s all fun and games until a bigass great white shark jumps on ur $8,000,000,000 mega yacht. Now you’ve just blown away half of that. Me personally I would stick to a private jet.
Eat like a king who's on a budget three tasty options: fries drinks and nuggets all for 5 bucks. Wait that can't be right? Just confirmed that that's the real price. At beee kaayy have it your way YOU RULE!
I don’t get why there so big
There wayy to obnoxious
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whats up my fellow bart farts.
Hey Joe love the content and have a great day
I made a friend in college that happens to be in that family. And she came to America to get her bachelors for fun. She definitely doesn’t do her work but whatever works for the visa 🤘🏽😂
I know whoever reads this probably doesn’t care but I’ve sent a 300 million dollar yacht in person while I was docked on a cruise I looked it up because it was huge and I could see the name it was owned my some prince but I think they died and it was owned by a rich Jamaican when we saw it or they gave it to the Jamaican but either way when we saw it a Jamaican rich person (I think they owned some big thing) owned it
I dont think joe understands the amount of money and influence the abu dahbi and dubai royals have like my dad used to work for a company that made them like surveillance gear like surveillance armored jeeps and stuff one time they gave the prince those jeeps it was around 40 armored jeeps with the best most expensive surveillance gear you can think of so when they gave the prince the jeeps he went on a joyride with them to the desert so eventually they ran out of fuel and the prince just left all the jeeps in the middle of the desert and called in a helicopter to take them each jeep was around 1.6 million dollars
How was the title says it’s 8 billion but a cruise ship is wait because then the biggest boat that is like a mega yacht cruise ship is way bigger than that and a cruise ship is $1 billion and a mega yacht is smaller and doesn’t have as good stuff and it’s considered 1 billion know that will be considered like half $1 billion like a quarter of $1 billion
Note to self: DO NOT watch Joe Bartolozzi on Logitech speakers. My whole neighborhood heard you for about 2 seconds
Hi Joe, love your vids
Joe you’re funny asf, but when u gotta cap on the thumbnail it hurts, like I’ll watch the full video but it’s like dam there was no 8 bill yacht
This guide not know what investment to stocks of billionaire's and millionaires a same time you can making millions just talk or making $0 good amendment means big money
Hmm donate to the poor change a to. Of lives or buy a boat that will probably run into a disaster of mechanical issues that you will forget it will rot and be a waste of money
joe such a dubb
The only reason I'd ever buy a mega yacht is to charter it. That way it can pay for itself and I can give it a break from the chartering to use it for my own use when I want to.
blessed be thou when joe uploads
1:22 a duffle bag of money you randomly found which turns out to be cartel drug money, meaning you are gonna be on liveleak in a couple of hours.
Yes mega yachts make no sense when you can't afford them.
I would say they make no sense even when you can majority of the time
@@JoeBartolozzi fair enough
Still waiting for the 8 billion dollar yacht Joe😁😁
I rather have the 4.8 billion dollar boat sell it and js get a regular 4 million dollar one 😂😂😂😂
Sup Joe
Why get a yacht in real life when you can get a yacht in gta
BRO when he said GARAGE??? so loudly i couldnt stop laughing dude ay 5:50
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I went to BVi for Christmas. While we were boating, we drove past 4 mega yachts. One was owned by the co founder of google. I think it was named “infinity”? He head a second one that kind of looked like a cargo ship, that’s where he kept all his tiny vehicles. Helicopter on top, two speed boats attached to the sides and the list GOES ON. These things are insane, if RUclips let m e post pictures, I’d show you the yacht.
8:13 Apparently submarines are 200 billion
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My dad was talking to me about yachts . I go to my room and watch joe, exact same video
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they all have over 100million power because of the 7 day free login
I would buy a mega yacht if it was like that one yacht from fortnite c2 s2
Mega Yachts are cool and all but id rather have the Octonauts Submarine
The Manchester Shity owner got fined for ffp like 12 billion
WHAT THE HELLLL
Joeeeee
Brodzilla2022
32 minutes ago
If Joe was an NPC in a game, I would 100% actually listen to his dialogue he knows so much random facts it's funny
The reason why most of these guys own soccer teams (football teams, so no one gets offended lol) is because teams over at Europe make shit ton of money and most rich Americans see that and bid to own the club so they could then sign the biggest players and hoping they bring in a lot of revenue through shirt sales, ticket sales, etc to get even more money
joe i love your vids ive been watching for about 6 months now and every video has been awesome
why would someone get a yacht if they could get a pirate ship
i grew up going to the ocean and sailing and let me tell you keeping one of smaller yahts is expensive but those my god the price of cleaning and fixing this ship will be bigger then the price that you bought it for
joe can u react to 5 min craft plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
yo i litarelly have the same last name as the Chealsea soccer coach
0.08 was so funny haha people in the comments be like
The ISS is 200 billion but I doubt they would let you buy that
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joe why do you sound like that????
nah joe lowkey hating cause he dosent have that much money
I would get the yachts and open up my own cruise business