Are You Afraid of the Dork? | A Dark Seed Series Adventure

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  • @jpsplat
    @jpsplat 11 месяцев назад +913

    I thought if Scorn had a section where you were a little mustache guy who had to return a library book it would have been a sick Darkseed remake

    • @lucascoval828
      @lucascoval828 11 месяцев назад +60

      Already sounds better.

    • @BrickleYourFrickle
      @BrickleYourFrickle 11 месяцев назад +99

      Little mustache guy is probably the nicest way Mike Dawson has been described ever

    • @LabTech41
      @LabTech41 11 месяцев назад +46

      Then, at least the game would've had some kind of coherent story, instead of just being one of those Kubrick style 'experiences'.

    • @lucascoval828
      @lucascoval828 11 месяцев назад +10

      @@LabTech41
      It was all a dream.

    • @aldiascholarofthefirstsin1051
      @aldiascholarofthefirstsin1051 11 месяцев назад +4

      It would have been a better game.

  • @ColdCHAOS1
    @ColdCHAOS1 4 месяца назад +3

    I’ve watched the Retsupurae of Dark seed 2 so much that I just reflexively drop the quips from it to Mike’s dialogue.
    “This hellhole looks like a twisted perversion of my home town!”
    “Yeah, there’s the sunglasses and the pen…”

  • @DieHardjagged
    @DieHardjagged 10 месяцев назад +2

    1:02:30 - Lmfao, i did not expect to hear the Neon Genesis Evangelion intro music, at all.

  • @johnwiks2597
    @johnwiks2597 11 месяцев назад +3

    Everytime a Majuular video comes out, a Michael receives a biomechanical baby embryo implantation.

  • @CrucibleOfHate
    @CrucibleOfHate 11 месяцев назад +1

    Was just watching your Harvester video. Glad to see you made true on saying you'd cover this as well.

  • @icarus212001
    @icarus212001 10 месяцев назад +1

    Im convinced David Lynch played this when writing Twin Peaks: The Return. Mike Dawson and Dark Mike are clearly influences for Dougie and Evil Coop.

  • @FarelForever
    @FarelForever 11 месяцев назад

    I remember seeing you pop-up in my recommendations because of that Zelda CD-i video. I enjoyed my time, saw a few more videos, and then posed that big question "Is this a channel that I want to stay subscribed to?". Videos like this feel like a big reward for having done so. Thank you

  • @goranisacson2502
    @goranisacson2502 10 месяцев назад +2

    Mike Dawson from the first game strikes me as if Jon Arbuckle from those Meatcanyon horror-Garfield spinoffs... just KEPT acting like cartoon Jon Arbuckle. Garfield the room-sized oozing monstrosity lets Jon know that he will consume his very soul, and Jon just goes "Gaaarfield! You ruined the couch before I even put on the upholstry! I was gonna have a movie night tonight, and now I have to get it cleaned!" The kind of man who could have even an eldritch abomination stumped for words because he's such a clueless, gormless doof that he doesn't even have the mental clarity to be terrified.
    Then apparently SOME kind of behind the scenes nasty business went down and now we have Mike Dawson the redditor going around being awful.
    The funniest part about Darkseed 2 though, is that while we can joke around what an awful wiener Mike Dawson is in it... on some level it feels like it is deliberate? Like they're really trying to create sympathy for Mike Dawson who has an awful life, is stuck in a rut and has had a lot of legitimately bad things happen to him. It's so that I genuinely can't tell if they WERE doing a parody, or if they tried to create a different kind of anti-powertrip game with a protagonist that engenders sympathy through his helplessness (MAN that bar fight scene had me truly laughing out loud) and just UTTERLY fumbles every ball he touches.
    Also something I laughed at- the sound effects that were CLEARLY just a dude doing Carl WInslow-noises. Like... they HAD to have included those as placeholders while they waited for studio musicians to get back to them with fancy electronic sound effects, and then the artists never responded and they just had to go with the place holders in a desperate attempt to make it work... right?

  • @marbles8641
    @marbles8641 11 месяцев назад +1

    I was 12 when the game was released, and bought it the day it came out due to the local software store constantly playing the trailer for it, and various Sierra games in their store front. The trailer merely showed the Dark World, and not the more horrifying events so when I got the game, and saw the Alien embryo being injected into my head and eventually birthed.... I had nightmares for weeks.

  • @dr.anderson1847
    @dr.anderson1847 10 месяцев назад +1

    If I had a nickel for every point and click game that had a kleptomaniac fall in love with a librarian after thwarting a plan of Earth invasion I'd have two nickels which isn't a lot but it's weird it happened twice

  • @SpiderNightcrawler
    @SpiderNightcrawler 8 месяцев назад

    This video was recommended to me and it's become one of my comfort videos SO quickly. I love your delivery. Also the Shrimp Baby ref was such a nice callback!
    Edit: Omg I just realized that HR Giger and Harlan Ellison are light world/dark world versions of each other to Cyberdreams. Gigrr's a sweetheart while Ellison's an ass

  • @misterid1075
    @misterid1075 7 месяцев назад +1

    Heya. You don’t know me, no reason to care, but I need to get this off my chest anyway. For the past two weeks my dads been in the hospital. There were a couple of times my mother and I thought we might lose him. He’s getting out today, going to another place for physical rehab. Anyway. Your videos, especially this one have been a huge help in just getting through the past couple of weeks. Just wanted to say thank you for doing what you do. Hope you have a good one.

    • @jesse.qua.
      @jesse.qua. 6 месяцев назад +1

      Happy to hear your father is on the road to recovery!

  • @HammerspaceCreature
    @HammerspaceCreature 9 месяцев назад

    "Unforgettably Asinine" is an incredible descriptor.

  • @cicitrout6266
    @cicitrout6266 5 месяцев назад

    "but i can barely pay attention with this giant ass in the background there's also this weird statue next to him" 🤣

  • @1300l
    @1300l 9 месяцев назад

    The floppy version had actually a creepy voice for the Dark world alien police

  • @Glassandcandy
    @Glassandcandy 3 месяца назад +2

    Dark Seed 2 is Twin Peaks of Neil breen made it

  • @thiagosalgoa7206
    @thiagosalgoa7206 4 месяца назад +2

    DARKSNEED

  • @Linkman95
    @Linkman95 11 месяцев назад

    When retsupurae did a vid on the NES darkseed, that's when I found my profile pic for youtube

    • @Noid
      @Noid 11 месяцев назад +2

      Bitcrushed Mike looks like he's having a great time, lol

  • @matthewwinter611
    @matthewwinter611 11 месяцев назад +1343

    I'm the Mike Dawson cosplayer holding Shrimp Baby at 47:46! Another fan had made and brought the plush to PAX. I did a few photos of me standing in the middle of convention hallways looking lost and about to cry to really sell the character. I also brought ring toss rings, which I think you can see in my pocket in the photo!

    • @Noid
      @Noid 11 месяцев назад +91

      Did anybody recognize your niche character? I love the commitment, did you try acting like the oddly descriptive dork from Dark Seed 1, or the bumbling doofus from the second one?

    • @matthewwinter611
      @matthewwinter611 11 месяцев назад +163

      Oh I was the bumbling doofus from 2 for sure. I remembered that the rings were in my inside suit jacket pocket. My biomechanical arm (a shitty toy gun) is what you can see in my pocket. This was right after Retsupurae had done their long play of it, so a handful of people absolutely got it, including Slowbeef and Diabeetus, the hosts of Retsupurae. I mostly looked like a deadbeat dad; lost and worrying about getting a splinter or a spider bite @@Noid

    • @SchlubbyTomHanks
      @SchlubbyTomHanks 11 месяцев назад +69

      that is fantastic. there's nothing that makes me happier at conventions than finding and recognizing lesser-known character cosplays.

    • @BriahnAznable
      @BriahnAznable 11 месяцев назад +18

      God tier

    • @DilbertDoubloon
      @DilbertDoubloon 11 месяцев назад +19

      Absolute king.

  • @crookycumbles
    @crookycumbles 11 месяцев назад +715

    My only exposure to Dark Seed were those old Retsupurae videos, you've unlocked some ancient memories.

    • @onomatopoeia7505
      @onomatopoeia7505 11 месяцев назад +67

      Yes! The same for me! I replay those wrongpuraes once a year, just to cringe and laugh at the ridiculous things happening in the game.

    • @Pooky1991
      @Pooky1991 11 месяцев назад +66

      Those videos were hilarious. Them losing it over the head exploding scene in the second game lives rent free in the head.

    • @neurohack9038
      @neurohack9038 11 месяцев назад +15

      Long live Lowtax

    • @darkjapan
      @darkjapan 11 месяцев назад +29

      I still hope they will restart the podcast again someday. They had such great chemistry.

    • @12ealDealOfficial
      @12ealDealOfficial 11 месяцев назад +40

      RIP Retsupurae. It's kinda hard for me to go back to watching all those associated personalities these days but I do miss Betus.

  • @Mr.Mosquito89
    @Mr.Mosquito89 11 месяцев назад +295

    The mental image of Mike Dawson, dawdling paranatural dunderfuck, sifting through the ashes of an entire lineage and SOMEHOW managing to get them ALL on himself and just mildly complaining about his own clumsiness is the kind of faintly bleak humor I crave -- he's like that dude from Mystery of the Druids but less outright sociopathic and more, dangerously incompetent.

    • @StarBlue42
      @StarBlue42 5 месяцев назад +45

      The dude from mystery of the druids is detective Halligan. Put some respect on his name or he'll poison you so he can borrow your office supplies!

    • @Mr.Mosquito89
      @Mr.Mosquito89 5 месяцев назад +24

      @@StarBlue42 If I'm too cool for him to touch me and levitate a foot off this chair, the most he can do is steal my scissors.
      This is the best most people get off when near that -- thing of a person.

    • @KyokujiFGC
      @KyokujiFGC 2 месяца назад +2

      Has to be one of the funniest scenes in gaming history

    • @matrix3509
      @matrix3509 7 дней назад

      A text description of this scene reads like a Tim and Eric sketch. So much so that I'm wondering if they actually did a bit like this.

  • @rastas_4221
    @rastas_4221 11 месяцев назад +905

    Darkseed one: Mike Dawson is weird but somewhat charming optimistic man, finds intrigue even in the small things
    Darkseed two: "Billy took my smiley sticker so I cry myself to sleep"

    • @Noid
      @Noid 11 месяцев назад +146

      Mike turns from nerdy connoisseur of fine detail into a redditor in the second game

    • @HarleyLocal605
      @HarleyLocal605 11 месяцев назад +83

      Darkseed 2 Mike is absolutely the guy that BillyMC bullies.

    • @guilhermehank4938
      @guilhermehank4938 11 месяцев назад +100

      Mike was a lovable socially awkward lead in 1. But 2... I really wonder what IRL Mike did to piss off Cyberdreams that badly

    • @WobblesandBean
      @WobblesandBean 11 месяцев назад +1

      Yeah, that's...yeah.

    • @trustno173
      @trustno173 11 месяцев назад +54

      @@guilhermehank4938 I've heard that there was a really bad falling out between the IRL Dawson and the other guys at Cyber Dreams which led to him leaving (he went on to write a couple episodes of Family Matters' final season) and them turning game Mike into a pathetic, childish loser as a form of revenge.

  • @SolstafirAquilaria
    @SolstafirAquilaria 11 месяцев назад +367

    Giger's friendliness and openness toward the developer and their new/unique form of art tracks well enough with how, in the early 80s, Giger listened to and befriended a young extreme metal band from his country called Hellhammer, who (after a name change to Celtic Frost), were allowed use of his artwork, Satan I, for the cover of their new album, To Mega Therion. The band's frontman, Thomas Gabriel Fischer, ended up becoming lifelong friends with Giger, even acting as his personal assistant for the last so many years of his life.

    • @AwesomeAutismHC
      @AwesomeAutismHC 9 месяцев назад +25

      That’s so nice! Giger sounds like a swell guy.

    • @jumbobagginsjellogo4475
      @jumbobagginsjellogo4475 8 месяцев назад +27

      That’s not even the best part, Celtic Frost, Giger, and the guitar brand Ibanez all collaborated to make limited edition guitars with Giger's artwork on them and the band use them to this day!

    • @ChronoWarrior1996
      @ChronoWarrior1996 18 дней назад

      Didn't Giger also make Jonathan Davis' mic stand?​@@jumbobagginsjellogo4475

  • @Mordrevious
    @Mordrevious 11 месяцев назад +298

    1:02:29 Cruel Angel's Thesis over Mike Dawson's infamous ring toss is perfect. Just perfect. Thank you, Majuular.

    • @darkjapan
      @darkjapan 11 месяцев назад +40

      He choose the best bit as well, it's this line;
      "Young boy, become a legend!"

    • @Sigh95
      @Sigh95 10 месяцев назад +11

      Cruel Dawson’s Thesis

  • @Randalor
    @Randalor 9 месяцев назад +209

    I like to believe that during Dark Seed 2, the actual Mike Dawson is still living in California with his hot Librarian girlfriend, and the Mike Dawson in Texas is just a copy made by the Ancients, but they only had his 12-year-old self to base his personality off of.

    • @kendromeda42
      @kendromeda42 5 месяцев назад +29

      I'm fully willing to accept this headcanon

    • @jesselindsey9760
      @jesselindsey9760 2 месяца назад +12

      And just like that, I choose to believe this.

    • @KitKatNisa
      @KitKatNisa Месяц назад +11

      What do you mean? This is absolutely the official canon. I'm pretty sure I definitely read that in the manual.

    • @dreamersdisease2481
      @dreamersdisease2481 Месяц назад +4

      Mike Dawson is a pretty common name there could just be a couple of my Dawson's and this one happens to be a nerd

    • @woogha
      @woogha 25 дней назад +2

      Maybe the ancients are like Skynet. All they know is the prophesized name of "Mike Dawson" and they just go around ruining various Mikes not realizing the real Mike Dawson is the friends made along the way.

  • @crzyces1693
    @crzyces1693 11 месяцев назад +615

    This video had me dying. Legit laughing and commenting at my monitor. When I heard... _"you broke into his house and stabbed him"_ I shook my head saying _"but the register is a bridge to far."_ Then you said it. That's when it hit me. You're obviously the dark world version of me, forced to play weird video games to then make videos for the amusement of others for the rest of eternity.

    • @Majuular
      @Majuular  11 месяцев назад +246

      If you see a large fellow with a beard, neckbrace and a 3-frame walk cycle come up your driveway accompanied by midi blues rock guitar, do NOT tell him all of your deepest secrets!

    • @discipleofdagon8195
      @discipleofdagon8195 10 месяцев назад +21

      @@Majuular If Darkseed Majuular put me in a self-defence situation, well golly! I'm not sure just what means I would resort to!

    • @NobleAbsinthe
      @NobleAbsinthe 10 месяцев назад +11

      What's the lore reason for the neck brace?

  • @planescaped
    @planescaped 11 месяцев назад +127

    That the sequel turned a 30 something ad agency owner and writer into a seemingly fresh outta highschool, forever alone manchild, without actually addressing the change or doing any retconning, is hilarious. lol

    • @HQ_Default
      @HQ_Default 4 месяца назад +18

      Part of me almost wonders if Dark Seed 2 was originally meant to be a different game with a different protagonist, and they just wound up grafting Mike Dawson over top of some 20 year old they had already written dialogue for.

    • @Glassandcandy
      @Glassandcandy 4 месяца назад +18

      It’s also very funny that he is named and modeled off of an actual real life person who had no say in any way over that portrayal
      I bet Mike irl was pissed when he played DS2.

  • @metaleggman18
    @metaleggman18 11 месяцев назад +1435

    I love the idea of an artist known for body horror, alien imagery, and surreal art, is actually just this fun, easy going, almost cute person who sends birthday cards and provides tea and cookies to his guest.

    • @mikeJRthe2nd
      @mikeJRthe2nd 11 месяцев назад +271

      Jinji Ito is very similar to that vibe as well. Then you have the antithesis where Miyazaki's films are cute and beautiful, but Miyazaki is actually a jerk in real life.

    • @BIacklce
      @BIacklce 11 месяцев назад +78

      i mean you either do a post-ironic foil of your work, or you are Glenn Danzig

    • @Just.Kidding
      @Just.Kidding 11 месяцев назад +16

      @@BIacklce or or you're henry rollins

    • @BIacklce
      @BIacklce 11 месяцев назад +42

      @@Just.Kidding no Rollins is just political. Danzig is spooky for the sake of being spooky

    • @julzsadventuresinmusic7492
      @julzsadventuresinmusic7492 11 месяцев назад +14

      Corpsegrinder vibes lol

  • @callmebeef338
    @callmebeef338 11 месяцев назад +262

    I remember being introduced to Darkseed through Retsupurae, and Diabeetus absolutely losing his shit at the "This will explain everything" part. Awesome retrospective video, these games are hilarious

    • @onomatopoeia7505
      @onomatopoeia7505 11 месяцев назад +27

      Same for me, and I still watch those wrongpuraes once in a while, they're just too good at being bad 🥳

    • @darkjapan
      @darkjapan 11 месяцев назад +7

      I still hope they will restart the podcast again someday...

    • @patryksg
      @patryksg 11 месяцев назад +9

      @@darkjapan S-surely they will pick up their Dungeon World game again... right?

    • @bigjohnsbreakfastlog5819
      @bigjohnsbreakfastlog5819 11 месяцев назад +7

      "This will explain everything." BOOM! Suddenly, "Scanners".

    • @Majuular
      @Majuular  11 месяцев назад +82

      My all-time favorite moment from that playthrough is when Mike asks Hank for a cherry ice cream soda, and Diabeetus in Hank's voice says "Sorry Mike, that's for children!"

  • @Clancyism
    @Clancyism 11 месяцев назад +438

    I hope, one day, we get a Dark Seed III with Mike again, somehow, and he is once again a completely different character

    • @Romanticoutlaw
      @Romanticoutlaw 11 месяцев назад +118

      it's like how Link from tloz is never the _same_ Link, but he's always _Link_

    • @Majuular
      @Majuular  11 месяцев назад +156

      I hope he's Mike from the Dark Seed II trailer.

    • @Clancyism
      @Clancyism 11 месяцев назад +16

      @@Romanticoutlaw Exactly

    • @MysteryEzekude
      @MysteryEzekude 10 месяцев назад +13

      If there were to be a Dark Seed III, I imagine Mike Dawson becoming a purely immoral scumbag of a character.

    • @1Hol1Tiger
      @1Hol1Tiger 9 месяцев назад +24

      Sadly, I don't see it happening. A big reason for that is Dark Seed 1+2 were meant to come to Steam remastered for modern hardware just like I Have No Mouth did
      However the main reason it didn't was despite having the rights to the game, they didn't have the rights to the artwork by HR Geiger, and when they contacted the Geiger estate, they were basically laughed out of the room.

  • @ReverendLeRoux
    @ReverendLeRoux 11 месяцев назад +500

    Dark seed is genuinely home to my favorite line of Dialogue in any game ever.
    "This will explain everything."
    [explodes]
    [proceeds to answer literally every question in the entire game]

    • @LidiaVTuber
      @LidiaVTuber 11 месяцев назад +17

      LOL that scene

    • @Zomby_Goast
      @Zomby_Goast 11 месяцев назад +88

      I'm personally a fan of: "Oh no! Not the Hall of Death again! The only way out of here is death!"

    • @RancorousSea
      @RancorousSea 11 месяцев назад +26

      *random mouth in game opens up*
      Diabeetus : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @popo0129
      @popo0129 8 месяцев назад +14

      @@RancorousSea Slowbeef: I've been waiting 6 hours for that

    • @falconeshield
      @falconeshield 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@popo0129Classic

  • @traversingthedark
    @traversingthedark 11 месяцев назад +263

    I can't not immediately connect Darkseed with Retsupurae, but Majuular is a worthy successor!

    • @Majuular
      @Majuular  11 месяцев назад +64

      A truly humbling comment!

    • @ErrrorWayz
      @ErrrorWayz 5 месяцев назад +1

      Yep like Spoony and Ultima.

    • @WTFisTingispingis
      @WTFisTingispingis 3 месяца назад +1

      @@Majuular Ya missed, pal!

  • @Silvarian
    @Silvarian 11 месяцев назад +112

    *Steps out of bushes menacingly* Wait have you not received the Get out of Jail Free card I sent you??

  • @weirdotzero7065
    @weirdotzero7065 9 месяцев назад +77

    Okay. I had to come back here to dump two random facts about these games I learned.
    1. Mike's voice actor in the first game is Deem Bristow(aka Dr. Eggman from Sonic Adventure)
    and 2. Dark Seed 2 was written by Raymond Benson, who wrote Ultima 7 and just TWO YEARS after Dark Seed 2 would become the main author for Ian Fleming's James Bond Books until 2002.
    My brain imploded learning these two facts.

    • @WTFisTingispingis
      @WTFisTingispingis 3 месяца назад +10

      DOCTOR EGGMAN!?

    • @Kaltagstar96
      @Kaltagstar96 8 дней назад

      Holy shit, we could have gotten Mike Dawson as James Bond and I don't think there's anything in my life that I want more than that.

  • @skipperxiv9401
    @skipperxiv9401 11 месяцев назад +232

    "Compared to Dark Seed II, Dark Seed is an arthouse masterpiece"
    Uh oh

  • @MrSkerpentine
    @MrSkerpentine 10 месяцев назад +196

    Darkseed 2 Mike is basically just a D&D character that somehow rolls Nat 1s on every single skill check

  • @Poco64
    @Poco64 11 месяцев назад +180

    mike dawson fucking rules fella. the retsupurae riff on darkseed 2 is still one of my favorite longplays 15 years later.

    • @onomatopoeia7505
      @onomatopoeia7505 11 месяцев назад +22

      I thought I was the only one, I still watch those wrongpuraes once in a while 🥳

    • @Mateus_Carvalho
      @Mateus_Carvalho 11 месяцев назад +15

      Hey, you missed pal!

    • @codexofoverthinking
      @codexofoverthinking 11 месяцев назад +31

      But will we ever get an answer to the eternal question: Majuular, did you kill Rita?

    • @Majuular
      @Majuular  11 месяцев назад +39

      @@codexofoverthinking (Closes door in Codex's face)

    • @WTFisTingispingis
      @WTFisTingispingis 11 месяцев назад +6

      I'm getting flashbacks to that LP holy cow.

  • @mothersbasement
    @mothersbasement 11 месяцев назад +910

    TIL HR Geiger’s got that Junji Ito gap moe thing going on where he draws the most nightmarish shit imaginable but you actually talk to him and he’s a total cinnamon roll

    • @poncut5074
      @poncut5074 11 месяцев назад +24

      So…. You’re buds with Mother’s Basement…

    • @theonlybilge
      @theonlybilge 11 месяцев назад +121

      Hey, it's the crunchyroll shill who said "piracy is unforgivable", even though crunchyroll started as a piracy service.
      You type like a weirdo, Geoff.

    • @rigorgrynn4469
      @rigorgrynn4469 11 месяцев назад +75

      ​@@theonlybilgewasn't that like a decade ago? Get over it dude. His opinion can't do you harm.

    • @ShinParisu
      @ShinParisu 11 месяцев назад +6

      Hi Geoff you like Majuular too? Love when 2 of my fave content creators follow eachother. Stuff like this gives me life.

    • @trustytrest
      @trustytrest 11 месяцев назад +18

      is this 2015 tumblr? lol

  • @ConcreteUnending
    @ConcreteUnending 11 месяцев назад +109

    The voice acting is at odds with the creepy atmosphere yes but the almost sitcom voicelines have been stuck in my head nonetheless. Dunno. Gives the games a unique vibe. Like Giger mixed with full house.
    "That's the last bottle of scotch. Boy, Delbert's gonna be mad!" (Del immidiately saunters in)
    I mean the only thing missing is the laugh track xD

  • @lvl5Vaporeon
    @lvl5Vaporeon 11 месяцев назад +42

    Mike couldn't accept that the Aliens were going to take over. In a casual manner while nobody was looking, he stole a gun after describing the police station for the 5th time.
    Questioning his own sanity; he puts the gun on his right temple and fires to prevent the alien from escaping.
    Nothing happens.
    Mike hears a faint voice from his ear; as if calling to him...
    EY YOU MISSED

  • @crazykirsch
    @crazykirsch 11 месяцев назад +130

    59:05 I was already getting huge Halligan vibes from Mike but stealing change for a payphone seals the deal. What I wouldn't give for a story where these two are forced to work together or are working against one another. Both have absolutely zero social skills or emotional awareness, both are simultaneously dumbfounded and impressed by the most mundane things, and both have near-zero survival instincts or fear when it comes to the supernatural. It would be glorious.

    • @Romanticoutlaw
      @Romanticoutlaw 11 месяцев назад +39

      I do feel Halligan has a shred of malice in his soul, while Mike is just a himbo. I would absolutely die to see them together though

    • @picahudsoniaunflocked5426
      @picahudsoniaunflocked5426 11 месяцев назад +13

      Melanie was foregrounded but Halligan was lurking in the tower door in a brief shot 13:45

    • @cienkitv2854
      @cienkitv2854 11 месяцев назад +29

      Mike's skeletonised body was found later that day

    • @redblueandgray
      @redblueandgray 11 месяцев назад +24

      @@RomanticoutlawMike Dawson has NO muscle, and is therefore not a himbo.

    • @lam2142
      @lam2142 11 месяцев назад +14

      Pitza

  • @TheJaranuJanic
    @TheJaranuJanic 11 месяцев назад +88

    As someone who discovered these game through Retsupuraes years and years ago, I love seeing more and more people discover these absurd relics from the past.
    I watch the Darkseed and Darkseed 2 retsupuraes almost every year at least once. They are just THE Iconic narmy games to me.

  • @NatonJolyBotogoske
    @NatonJolyBotogoske 11 месяцев назад +224

    Majuular, dude. Your voice is soothing. Your scripts are funny. The pictures of you in the videos are hilarious. Your content is really relaxing and entertaining. You deserve success.

    • @Majuular
      @Majuular  11 месяцев назад +25

      Thank you Naton, such a kind comment.

    • @stinkystink9830
      @stinkystink9830 11 месяцев назад +3

      ​@Majuular how much money do I have to give you for you to play Granstream Saga

    • @NatonJolyBotogoske
      @NatonJolyBotogoske 11 месяцев назад +3

      @@Majuular you deserve it, and much more.

    • @sjh9812
      @sjh9812 11 месяцев назад +8

      remember to work the shaft

    • @jarlwhiterun7478
      @jarlwhiterun7478 11 месяцев назад +1

      Success*

  • @12ealDealOfficial
    @12ealDealOfficial 11 месяцев назад +215

    Without being on the nose or a signal, Darkseed II seems to be an excellent depiction of how mental illness must feel. Despite, in your own mind, being well-dressed, polite, and well-meaning, everyone in your town absolutely hates you and has to exert visible effort just being nice towards you. He has his "cool altar ego" which isn't even real, his "uniform" (albeit a limitation in game assets), a weird proclivity of visiting the same few stores without buying anything, and a mental fixation/ short-out/ regression to the mind of a teenager. It's all very deep and probably unintentionally so. Either that, or it's the best addition to the Jeff Foxworthy cinematic universe of all time.

    • @1Hol1Tiger
      @1Hol1Tiger 9 месяцев назад +25

      I agree and believe DS2 to be a master piece for this reason, he reminds me of Chris Chan, of modern incels who see themselves as "nice guys", thinking themselves the hero despite being the villain. It's just amazing how Dawson white knights Rita the whole game, but then considers her a bitch when he realizes she was never gonna sleep with him.
      If released today it would be considered genius satire, I legitimately beleive it may be one of the most.... brilliant subversive narratives of all time

    • @FelisImpurrator
      @FelisImpurrator 9 месяцев назад +45

      ​@@1Hol1TigerTo be fair, apparently Rita slept with literally every other guy in town, so at that point it might make a bit more sense.

    • @BulyssesBwachowski
      @BulyssesBwachowski 9 месяцев назад

      @@1Hol1TigerI hate to break it to you, but men making games in the 90s were 99% incel losers. None of it is intentional, or unintentional. Be grateful that as a kid in 2023 you’re already a lot smarter than those nerds. People who worked at McDonalds were smarter than those nerds thirty years ago, and they’re smarter than those nerds now. Having a CS degree and being a white Californian in the 80s and 90s was not the high level intellectual lifestyle you seem to be implying.

    • @tac-floor1330
      @tac-floor1330 9 месяцев назад +9

      I heard main character suppose to be high schooler. So you can see some remnants of old script

    • @ErrrorWayz
      @ErrrorWayz 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@1Hol1TigerEveryone thinks they're the hero!

  • @wheremedad
    @wheremedad 11 месяцев назад +165

    I still show my friends the “This will explain everything” moment regardless of wether they know of Dark Seed or not

  • @TheSmart-CasualGamer
    @TheSmart-CasualGamer 10 месяцев назад +109

    "What a quaint little general store with a little bit of everything for day to day existence." used to be my go-to password for my school's computer account.

    • @Phoebe5448
      @Phoebe5448 10 месяцев назад +7

      Me whenever I go to the shops.

    • @jesselindsey9760
      @jesselindsey9760 2 месяца назад +1

      That's the stupidest password I've ever heard in my life! That's the kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage!

  • @IHJello
    @IHJello 4 месяца назад +15

    This is the inside of a comment section

  • @jasonblalock4429
    @jasonblalock4429 11 месяцев назад +9

    You know, it's pretty common in point-and-click games that the MC is kind of an asshole. But the good ones are self-aware about this. The Monkey Island games don't pretend Guybrush is a particularly good person. Space Quest included a narrator who'd call out its hero for bad/dumb behavior. But Darkseed 2 seems to lack any awareness about what a schmuck Mike is.

    • @noneofyourbusiness4616
      @noneofyourbusiness4616 10 месяцев назад

      Right, the authors were completely unaware that an unemployed main character who lives with his mom and has a history of being institutionalized in mental hospitals was a social misfit. That makes complete sense

  • @DanielSantosAnalysis
    @DanielSantosAnalysis 11 месяцев назад +58

    I remember watching Slowbeef and Diabetus doing an LP of both games several years ago. Watching this felt like something deep within me reawakened and went "OH YEAH, FUCK, DARK SEED 2 IS NUTS"
    Thanks for the trip down memory lane, you absolutely rule dude, a true inspiration and I do mean that sincerely.

  • @RIlianP
    @RIlianP 11 месяцев назад +52

    Giger loved working on media projects, but for him it was all about the art, and did little to concern himself with such things as age ratings or budgets, it went so far as for him to invest his own money into creating props that have been rejected in order to pitch them again, see the train from Species. The guy was absolutely passional for his art and the projects he was involved in. Absolute legend.

  • @elkcrossing799
    @elkcrossing799 11 месяцев назад +350

    Every day a Majuular video comes out is the best day of my life.

    • @ML8443
      @ML8443 11 месяцев назад +8

      First time here your comment got me hyped tho.

    • @spencerdokes6056
      @spencerdokes6056 11 месяцев назад +6

      Maybe you need to do more fulfilling things?

    • @ZachareyQuintana-qi4td
      @ZachareyQuintana-qi4td 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@spencerdokes6056you're worse

    • @evilredflame
      @evilredflame 11 месяцев назад +1

      🤖

    • @TannerHartgrove
      @TannerHartgrove 11 месяцев назад

      You and me both my friend!

  • @AnAverageGoblin
    @AnAverageGoblin 11 месяцев назад +26

    two things to note
    1. the carnival strongman had a blonde mustache but brown hair
    2. you can totally see the orange tip of the gun they used as a prop.

  • @Ashamaxa
    @Ashamaxa 11 месяцев назад +61

    Mike looks like "middle age crisis" pass through an AI program and put into a videogame. I love him.

  • @darkjapan
    @darkjapan 11 месяцев назад +13

    Majuular, did you kill Rita?

  • @justapeckneck
    @justapeckneck 7 месяцев назад +10

    What an interesting video. Its a shame about its lackluster qualities.
    *walks away. Walks back.*
    You think you could get me a cherry icecream soda?

  • @DilbertDoubloon
    @DilbertDoubloon 11 месяцев назад +23

    It's amazing how Mike went from the 1950's nerd in the monster movie who ends up saving the town to the 1950's nerd in the delinquent movie who gets stabbed and literally nobody's upset about it.

  • @timothymclean
    @timothymclean 11 месяцев назад +38

    I like the _idea_ of the prison pillow puzzle. It uses the two-linked-worlds idea more than most of the game, and having to figure out what items you want to send yourself in the other world is theoretically an interesting puzzle component.
    In practice, you need to stick three random items under a pillow when you're sent to jail or you lose the game. I hope another adventure game figures out a way to use these ideas.

  • @ongogablogian4396
    @ongogablogian4396 11 месяцев назад +47

    Retsuprae could have shattered all illusions about this game.
    Also, "Oh no! Not the Hall of Death! The only way out is death!"

    • @onomatopoeia7505
      @onomatopoeia7505 2 месяца назад +3

      With the amazing joke of Diabeetus, further into the game: "the halls of government? The only way out of there is government!“

  • @ryaneftink7364
    @ryaneftink7364 11 месяцев назад +12

    “Your moral compass is a roulette wheel!”
    Lelouch Lamperouge, on Mike Dawson

  • @therudegentleman4928
    @therudegentleman4928 11 месяцев назад +49

    From the day I've seen anything about Dark Seed 2 I've been unable to stop quoting "I think I'll stand here watering my lawn for the next 2 or 3 days". I never even knew the guy was a cultist with his mind being messed with, I just assumed he was really into lawn care.

    • @picahudsoniaunflocked5426
      @picahudsoniaunflocked5426 11 месяцев назад +16

      tbf Lawn Care is a cult

    • @Phoebe5448
      @Phoebe5448 10 месяцев назад

      Tbh I think Paul was like that before he got brainwashed by aliens from another dimension. It was just a bonus. Also I think its backstory its mentioned he got into cult stuff because his parents died. I liked Paul as a character, he seemed like the quirky dude who lived across the street and was pretty chill. Before the aliens got to him. I'd like to think he and Mike got along.

    • @d.aardent9382
      @d.aardent9382 8 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@picahudsoniaunflocked5426yes, im surrounded by cult members of mowing obsessed. One guy mows like as soon as the poor grass grows 1/4" hes out scalping to the ground like hes running a professional golf course.

  • @GhostSilk
    @GhostSilk 11 месяцев назад +27

    I put Mike Dawson in the same tier of video game character as James Sunderland or Harry DuBois in terms of characters I can't stop thinking about.
    Except instead of being really deep, fascinating or conflicted, I've spent years wondering if he has some severe brain damage from the alien egg incident or is really just THAT incompetent in Darkseed 2.

    • @katycat5852
      @katycat5852 11 месяцев назад +8

      I too have spent many moons debating this very question. the conclusion I've come to is: "Yes."

    • @mindshuffler3332
      @mindshuffler3332 9 месяцев назад +3

      God, imagine if Mike had Harry's skill checks throughout the games.

  • @EdwardoFE
    @EdwardoFE 11 месяцев назад +7

    Majuular, did you kill Rita?

  • @dust2k13
    @dust2k13 11 месяцев назад +8

    Majuular, did you murder Rita?

    • @JoeyLamontagne
      @JoeyLamontagne 10 месяцев назад +2

      “Wow! Great detective work!”

  • @Everdistance
    @Everdistance 11 месяцев назад +49

    I died laughing at the cherry ice cream soda gag with the widow. Great video! You're one of my favorite youtubers I've discovered recently.

  • @CreepyPersonCube.
    @CreepyPersonCube. 3 месяца назад +7

    Honestly if this story had (several) more writing passes, an editor to help, and much much more self awareness, the degeneration of Mike would be a fascinating if stomach-wrecking story. It would be as much about a person's tenuous grasp on reality and his own sense of self crumbling, as about the Dark World (which would be better thought out as well as more strongly symbolic). As we go along we realize everyone Mike demonizes and dismisses, from Slim to the Mayor, were mostly right about him and some were just trying to help. Then we actually care about Mike and his plight so that if he's finally destroyed (shades of Requiem for a Dream), we FEEL SOMETHING. Or, if he manages to overcome all that and save the day, it will MEAN SOMETHING. Though, admittedly, turning Mike around into a hero would itself be a heroic task.

  • @silokhawk
    @silokhawk 8 месяцев назад +9

    It's crazy to see reference to GT's top 10 horror games all these years later. That video is also how I first heard of this game and is also what introduced me to my favorite horror game Clock Tower.
    Regardless, this is a great in-depth look on Dark Seed! Awesome work man!

  • @NotOnLand
    @NotOnLand 2 месяца назад +12

    From everything I've heard, Giger seems to have been a really great guy with a lot of care. For the movie Species they hired him to design the main creature, and he got so into it he made life sized sculptures, tons of new art, and even designed and shot an entire sequence himself (that barely made it into the movie). Any time the studio tried to add in more unoriginal things like flamethrowers and giant eggs, he would send them constant messages saying "Not like Scott's Alien!" He even would have flown from Switzerland to stay in Hollywood just to help with movie, but his aging mother was sick and he wanted to spend her last days with her.

  • @iamjustkiwi
    @iamjustkiwi 11 месяцев назад +47

    This game is just peak comedy. I dont think it was intentional, but everything about ot had me rolling on the floor. Great stuff Majuular

    • @bluegum6438
      @bluegum6438 2 месяца назад

      It's a strange, mean-spirited fever dream but I do think it's intentionally funny, it's experimental and doesn't take itself seriously.

  • @andrewlavigne44
    @andrewlavigne44 11 месяцев назад +27

    Another amazing video, Maj, but I do want to admit I'm sad you left out the actual ludicrous line of Mike's where he figures out the killer is the hardware store owner: "Ugh, my head is killing me, it's like being hit by a sledgehammer...sledgehammer?...hardware store...PAUL COOPER!!!" It wouldn't be out of place being said by the Adam West Batman but there it would be intentionally funny.

    • @onomatopoeia7505
      @onomatopoeia7505 2 месяца назад +1

      That's not how that goes. It's when Mike and Jack sit together and conclude that Mike has no chance proving his innocence, and Jack says "he better think of something or he (Mike) is going to sling a sledgehammer for the rest of his life". Mike then connects the sledgehammer to the hardware store, etc.

  • @Nav-S
    @Nav-S 11 месяцев назад +9

    As someone born and raised in Crowley, I can confirm a few things. One: The Ancient Gods sleep beneath the city causing madness in the residents. Two: Mike Dawson IS a huge dork, and three: We had a gas station called McCloud's, but everyone just called it the gas station.

  • @ininja32
    @ininja32 11 месяцев назад +5

    By the way, could you get me a cherry ice cream soda?

  • @Alucitary
    @Alucitary 11 месяцев назад +121

    Hearing the Gametrailers narration was a sledgehammer of nostalgia straight to the dome.

    • @andrewkos5560
      @andrewkos5560 11 месяцев назад +6

      The narrator (Brandon Jones) actually launched a new channel called "Easy Allies" that he was with until last year and still does the VA for all of their reviews. He also just released a book a week or so ago.

    • @whodatninja439
      @whodatninja439 11 месяцев назад +2

      @@andrewkos5560i still wanna know why he thought darkseed was so scary

    • @MmeCShadow
      @MmeCShadow 10 месяцев назад +2

      Probably based on memory rather than recent play. You remember how surreal it was and the art sticks with you and the timer adds to the tension... might not hold up now but I can see how it would stick with sonebody.

    • @gvulture1277
      @gvulture1277 10 месяцев назад

      Brandon Jones rarely wrote anything he read out loud, he's a voice actor first before anything else when it comes to video production. At Gametrailers and Easy Allies (before he left) he would do the voice over for all reviews and videos written by others. When you realise this fact it makes sense how so many videos from Gametrailers flowed so well, the voice actor had no personal involvement in what was being read so he did a great job selling the words like it all came from himself. @@whodatninja439

    • @uamdbro
      @uamdbro 10 месяцев назад

      I am not sure what his justification would have been but I recall a lot of those late 2000s top 10 lists, while being very nostalgic, being very poorly justified in hindsight. Might have just gotten onto the list because of hearsay of hearsay/"Darkseed is super scary" just kind of being the accepted narrative. Kind of true about 2000s gamer culture in general though tbh@@whodatninja439

  • @zoricgames
    @zoricgames 11 месяцев назад +9

    Majuular, did you kill Rita?

  • @nathanhoffmeyer9931
    @nathanhoffmeyer9931 11 месяцев назад +101

    Best opening animation. Didn't expect to laugh the entire time! You're a freaking champion.

  • @DoctorDisasterDracula
    @DoctorDisasterDracula 11 месяцев назад +10

    You know I watched this a while ago, and it dawned on me how the second game is… bizarrely bipolar. Like, I think they trying to go with Mike becoming more disillusioned the more he hears of Rita’s actions. But there’s this noticeable flip flopping with him being upset, flabbergasted, dismissive, and outright hateful. However it’s never expressed consistently, so Mike comes across as an total Dunce every step of the way. Heck the whole town is like this, but I think that’s explained with the Ancients influencing the populous.

    • @Phoebe5448
      @Phoebe5448 10 месяцев назад +1

      Yeah, I think that was partly due to not knowing where they were going with the story, so it does seem like a mess. It's a shame, because it had more potential to be more interesting than what we got. And I think Maj is right. They could have incorporated Giger's art more into world building, instead of it just being there.

  • @littleNorwegians
    @littleNorwegians 2 месяца назад +9

    34:55 I actually really like this small aside about Mike's depression, how the game handles it and how you feel about it, Majuular.
    It's small, but appreciated.

  • @bobdude7111
    @bobdude7111 11 месяцев назад +40

    To this day I mostly remember the game cuz of the retsupurae commentary from what seems like a lifetime ago. That, Cyberdragon, and Harvester.

    • @JoeyLamontagne
      @JoeyLamontagne 10 месяцев назад +1

      That’s how I remember Phantasmagoria

    • @onomatopoeia7505
      @onomatopoeia7505 2 месяца назад

      Cyber Dragon? Do you mean Rise of the Dragon?

  • @TheGrumpiestPanda
    @TheGrumpiestPanda 11 месяцев назад +35

    It's funny that I only know about Darkseed through Retsupuae.
    Both Slowbeef and Diabeetus had a few more positive things to say about the 1st game, but were bored to tears with the 2nd game, only really finding joy whenever Mike whines about his life and the wackier stuff in the late game.
    Again, it's insane how drastic his voice and personality is from game to game.
    DS1 Mike is a weirdo, but not an awful person.
    But DS2 Mike is a fricking burden to himself, and everyone around, with his whining.
    Like, I know he is going through some rough times, but damn, he plays it up too much.

    • @Virtzus
      @Virtzus 11 месяцев назад +18

      To be fair, they were bored to tears mostly by the longplayer and how he kept wandering around without the use of the fast travel map, would repeat dialogues 12 times just to make sure he didn't miss anything, and got lost in the mirror maze multiple times. It kind of added to the feeling of Mike being a moron, but was also really taxing to anyone watching. Beef would later play through the Japanese version in a fraction of the time.

    • @panthekirb7561
      @panthekirb7561 10 месяцев назад +3

      I learned of the games from peanutbuttergamer back in 2010 or so. I've seen a walkthrough of it years later but its nice to see a deeper review and analysis of the series now. This ytber seems real good, defo a sub from me.

  • @lconfig2117
    @lconfig2117 11 месяцев назад +55

    I still remember seeing this game on the shelf. It was always a mystery to me, but the cover art was unforgettable.

  • @zetetick395
    @zetetick395 10 месяцев назад +4

    Nice review, but
    do you think you could get me a cherry ice-cream soda? 🤨

  • @tobiasschenkel5760
    @tobiasschenkel5760 11 месяцев назад +15

    I completely lost it at "casual friday hitler" 😂 Great stuff!

  • @dudeistpriestman
    @dudeistpriestman 11 месяцев назад +5

    I miss retsupurae

  • @0002pA
    @0002pA 11 месяцев назад +11

    Damn, Mike was kinda awkward in part 1, but in part 2 he turned into an incel.

    • @ALocalClown
      @ALocalClown 11 месяцев назад +8

      Incel is a hilariously accurate way to describe Dark Seed 2 Mike.

  • @betterretromess
    @betterretromess 6 месяцев назад +6

    Do you think you could get me a cherry ice cream soda?

  • @StudioRevoct
    @StudioRevoct 11 месяцев назад +5

    Can we get Capcom to make Darkseed vs Harvester

    • @StudioRevoct
      @StudioRevoct 11 месяцев назад +3

      Featuring Detective Halligan from Mystery of the Druids.

  • @KoopaMedia64
    @KoopaMedia64 7 месяцев назад +3

    "In Dark Seed II, Mike is like if someone hastily looked at Giger's artwork and simply said "ooh, yucky!"
    In my third re-watch of this video and this particular line still sticks out to me, it is so poignantly accurate and so immensely funny in its simpleness. I'm gonna start ironically describing Giger art as "ooh, yucky!" to everyone I know.

  • @alaundo1088
    @alaundo1088 11 месяцев назад +15

    "Gonna go for a triple word score here"

  • @RetroSmiles
    @RetroSmiles 11 месяцев назад +55

    Totally with you on being conflicted between giving Mike a wedgie or a hug. Him lamenting lowering his father's coffin at his funeral at one point hit me kinda different from how sudden it was.

  • @Zarathinius
    @Zarathinius 3 месяца назад +22

    Mike Dawson is willing to commit all kinds of crimes and questionable behavior, but he won't consider just stealing those teddy bears from the carnival. He'll commit 5x as many crimes so that he can win the carnival games fair and square (by cheating).

  • @bobbinsthethird
    @bobbinsthethird 11 месяцев назад +9

    Retsupurae made these games for me
    Hey, ya missed pal.
    The bathroom of contemplation

  • @sebastianmarx5744
    @sebastianmarx5744 11 месяцев назад +5

    videogaming's first lobotomized protagonist

  • @acomingextinction
    @acomingextinction 11 месяцев назад +36

    In retrospect, it's kinda weird how many 90s horror games are about an awkward incel protagonist being a giant goober in some David Lynchian small town.

    • @imiaze5546
      @imiaze5546 3 месяца назад +2

      I don't think you know what incel means

    • @jorts_master69
      @jorts_master69 3 месяца назад +1

      So what you're saying is that we have "literally me" games

  • @CutShadows
    @CutShadows 11 месяцев назад +6

    1:04:37 I was going to make a joke about he couldn't turn the faucet with his "bear hands" and thats why he needed the Teddy Bears....only for the Teddy Bears to ACTUALLY be a roundabout way to complete the puzzle.
    I'm 100% certain that was the logic the Dev expected you to have in this 90's feverdream.

  • @NapoleonBlownapartMMA
    @NapoleonBlownapartMMA 11 месяцев назад +3

    If Alan Wake was less likeable and suffering a catastrophic brain injury, he’d be Mike Dawson

  • @lets3
    @lets3 11 месяцев назад +21

    Mike in Dark Seed 2 feels like a PilotRedSun character.

    • @kevindavidson8281
      @kevindavidson8281 4 месяца назад +3

      A PilotRedSun reference in a comment on a video about a video game I only know about because of a decade old retsupurae video... I've been on this site too much

  • @GAoftheBlackFlames
    @GAoftheBlackFlames 11 месяцев назад +43

    hey you missed pal

  • @agni-kai132
    @agni-kai132 11 месяцев назад +62

    Mike went from a charming goober poet to an actual incel in second game wild shit.

    • @agni-kai132
      @agni-kai132 11 месяцев назад +10

      Still seems like an absolute riot of a game! Glad you covered it

    • @dibberz-v1z
      @dibberz-v1z 9 месяцев назад +3

      You don't even know what a incel is

    • @agni-kai132
      @agni-kai132 9 месяцев назад +12

      @@dibberz-v1z sorry I was employing a radical new technique called "exaggeration for comedic effect" hope that helps!

    • @demonking41-l8j
      @demonking41-l8j 7 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@agni-kai132Well, you failed horribly.

    • @2fortcow
      @2fortcow 5 месяцев назад +6

      @@demonking41-l8jidk it was pretty amusing to me

  • @BriahnAznable
    @BriahnAznable 11 месяцев назад +3

    Shout out to all the kids who were horrified by the ads in EGM/Game Players/GamePro
    Little did I know how hard I’d be laughing when I played it years later! The image of his brain fucking will be with me until I die though

  • @Chadley7805
    @Chadley7805 11 месяцев назад +42

    Thanks for the spectacular videos you create. I immediately get in a great mood when I see a new video.

    • @Majuular
      @Majuular  11 месяцев назад +15

      Holy smokes, thank YOU for the super thanks Chadley. May future videos continue to elevate your mood!

  • @Solinaru
    @Solinaru 11 месяцев назад +4

    Do you think you can get me a cherry ice cream soda?

    • @Majuular
      @Majuular  11 месяцев назад +4

      Mike, get the hell out of my diner.
      (Thank you!)