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  • Опубликовано: 18 дек 2024

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  • @christinelivebird
    @christinelivebird 4 года назад +99

    You are a major part of why I can get through this every day. You don't realize how special your talent is! I wouldn't be surprised if you have actually saved lives with making people laugh. Thank you Vic! XO

    • @hlr1970
      @hlr1970 4 года назад +1

      Christine Live laughter is so good for the soul and he fucking brings it.

    • @amyholley4331
      @amyholley4331 4 года назад +1

      Very true and good point Christine.

    • @Marie-ts8rp
      @Marie-ts8rp 4 года назад +1

      Laughed to tears omfg🤣😎

  • @lazybeagle1847
    @lazybeagle1847 4 года назад +38

    20 years from now when a child asks what this time was like.... I'll play them this.

  • @kickaxeguitars
    @kickaxeguitars 4 года назад +35

    This guy is my new favorite human being. The look at the end gets me every single time.

  • @angelahebert4561
    @angelahebert4561 4 года назад +119

    I needed this. I really needed this. Laughed until I cried.

    • @stevenmills6502
      @stevenmills6502 4 года назад

      Stop what you're doing and LISTEN
      ruclips.net/video/BHXxSgT2RNs/видео.html

    • @saltydogpaws6492
      @saltydogpaws6492 4 года назад +1

      @@stevenmills6502 RUclips took it down

  • @JustGem_
    @JustGem_ 4 года назад +32

    Did anyone catch that save at 1:27?
    This mans reflexes are unmatched just like his comedy skills!

    • @most_sadistic666
      @most_sadistic666 4 года назад

      @Linda Miscandlon it was a metal can so it's all good

    • @paperfox5292
      @paperfox5292 4 года назад

      Replayed it three times, thanks for that

  • @stevewildeagle965
    @stevewildeagle965 4 года назад +5

    LMFAO 🤣👍🏻 when you sped up that last Happy birthday.😂

  • @imeldaancheta4553
    @imeldaancheta4553 4 года назад +2

    Thank you for the good laugh 😁 which means my heart is still beating and my sense of humor has not died yet

  • @nycgirl4183
    @nycgirl4183 4 года назад +104

    Now you gotta go back downstairs and disinfect your counter tops 😂

    • @louisedery1049
      @louisedery1049 4 года назад +5

      And the shower LOL

    • @stevenmills6502
      @stevenmills6502 4 года назад +1

      LISTEN TO THIS RIGHT NOW
      ruclips.net/video/BHXxSgT2RNs/видео.html

    • @shadowfreak707
      @shadowfreak707 4 года назад

      I know right 🤣🤣🤣

    • @karlchristofferson3588
      @karlchristofferson3588 4 года назад +2

      Thats what i thought too, and the keys and door knob

    • @stevenmills6502
      @stevenmills6502 4 года назад

      @@karlchristofferson3588
      STOP AND WATCH THIS
      ruclips.net/video/-xahwVAEQa0/видео.html

  • @crimsonshadow7459
    @crimsonshadow7459 4 года назад +140

    You still got a little Corona on your shirt

  • @CabanaD
    @CabanaD 4 года назад +5

    Omg somebody is making this Corona nightmare funny. Thank you!

  • @shanearsinay6096
    @shanearsinay6096 4 года назад +51

    This virus needs to GTFO much love from upstate NY stay safe

    • @stevenmills6502
      @stevenmills6502 4 года назад

      DUDE
      PAY ATTENTION.
      ruclips.net/video/BHXxSgT2RNs/видео.html

    • @PEACEONEFYK
      @PEACEONEFYK 4 года назад

      Big facts GTFO of NY

  • @amsteadman
    @amsteadman 4 года назад +1

    Grinned, smiled, laughed out loud, and subscribed.
    Thank you. I needed that.

  • @lionheartroar3104
    @lionheartroar3104 4 года назад +1

    Vic, You should have your own sitcom on national t.v. Your humor, grimaces and comic timing are great!

  • @TOOFERMAC53
    @TOOFERMAC53 4 года назад +14

    So true,I'm about ready to become an alcoholic

  • @Sweeney-Kubach
    @Sweeney-Kubach 4 года назад +24

    This fella is hysterical! I did the wiping down grocery thing and because my wife was busting my jewel's! I should have just took a shower with the groceries. Maybe next time.

    • @NightShiftBear01
      @NightShiftBear01 3 года назад

      Bro. We've been lied to for the sake of a few people to make money. I think it's not as deadly as the medea has been telling us. I think it's the flu just rebranded. The cv has been a great hoax for everyone to get on board through weak women because of their natural instinct to be SAFE. Women will force the children and the husband's to wear the masks. And all other nonsense associated with the kovid. I'm just saying.

    • @mickeyrosa7226
      @mickeyrosa7226 3 года назад

      @@NightShiftBear01 Wow and I can't take you seriously because you call us women weak and act like we're the ones who came up with this. What a misogynistic asshole you are to even spout such nonsense, you damn idiot.

  • @showaltermicro
    @showaltermicro 4 года назад +12

    Who wants coffee ?????

  • @loricrockett-owens5117
    @loricrockett-owens5117 4 года назад

    The growl. Lol I so needed this. Thank u vic,❤️

  • @christophervercheak6305
    @christophervercheak6305 4 года назад +1

    So funny that I do the sane thing in the beginning after grocery shopping!! 😂😂😂

  • @swtladyjane1
    @swtladyjane1 4 года назад

    You my MAN are hysterical.. You washed your hands forgot and touched the cereal washed again then touched the box again while wiping down?? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!! I'm dying over here.. Love it as you brighten up my days. Stay safe and stay healthy.

  • @joyceyolandastorch8964
    @joyceyolandastorch8964 3 года назад +1

    This the sh--- t we were all doing for a while. They had us all so scared.

  • @haroldblount5287
    @haroldblount5287 4 года назад +1

    Love this guy!

  • @heavymetalrocknrollusa
    @heavymetalrocknrollusa 4 года назад

    You have to be the craziest, funniest comedian out there today.don't change for these goddamn schmucks who comment and don't want to hear you swear. I pretty much hate comedians today but I'm sticking with you.

  • @kate-mm2bi
    @kate-mm2bi 2 года назад

    oh ya, true, I had some friends who were 'that careful'!!......thanks for the chuckles

  • @DavidDoboni
    @DavidDoboni 4 года назад +1

    Yes Vic! Loved the multiple cuts in the video, it gives it a smooth transition!

  • @briandd27
    @briandd27 3 года назад +1

    You missed a spot Vic 😉🤣

  • @Syld0103
    @Syld0103 4 года назад

    This is my new favorite person in this whole world. You sir are a genius! 🤣

  • @QuanCook
    @QuanCook 4 года назад +2

    The ending always kills me😹😹😹

  • @paulduffy8774
    @paulduffy8774 2 года назад

    VIC you got me again another happy day to come tks

  • @picardcustoms
    @picardcustoms 4 года назад +5

    Vic you rock lol your vids are spot on relatable and definitely are great during this MESS ! Peace

  • @guinnesschili
    @guinnesschili 4 года назад +1

    I still can't believe people were this nuts.

  • @fftinag2
    @fftinag2 3 года назад

    When he did that head tilt. *I felt that*

  • @diamondnlee
    @diamondnlee 4 года назад

    YT just recommended your video and it literally made my day

  • @it-wasnt-me9642
    @it-wasnt-me9642 4 года назад

    I’m LMFAO at this. Vic is a National treasure. 😂

  • @elysium2750
    @elysium2750 4 года назад

    Vic you are amazing. I watch you all the time. Am from the uk and we all need a good laugh so thank you xx

  • @Moonboy83
    @Moonboy83 2 года назад

    OMG this video is the best one yet! This has to get viral ppl

  • @michalyn802
    @michalyn802 4 года назад

    Your videos are what I needed today 😂😂🙏🏼

  • @karolinesmail489
    @karolinesmail489 4 года назад +26

    Lol yup so true ... I believe we all tired of this😷💩💩

    • @louisedery1049
      @louisedery1049 4 года назад +2

      We are tired, but for each other, our families and friends, neighbors we have to persist. And then the American people can be proud that we had a part in the solution! Hugsss 🧡

  • @BlueTroll
    @BlueTroll 4 года назад +11

    You have to clean the gloves before you take them off

  • @JTWaylon
    @JTWaylon 4 года назад +3

    😂😖 it’s good to know it’s not just me that has the same problem after going to the store😂😖

  • @ThomasBMagwn
    @ThomasBMagwn 4 года назад

    Mad funny Vic! Many laughs from Long Island, N.Y. Stay safe!!🤘😎

  • @artisdeadlongliveart
    @artisdeadlongliveart 4 года назад +1

    I know... I’m pissed too!!

  • @jocrpnter
    @jocrpnter 4 года назад +1

    Vic always going 100%!

  • @frankiecrocker
    @frankiecrocker 4 года назад

    That about sums it up! It's driving me crazy. Thanks, Vic.

  • @Sandy42800
    @Sandy42800 4 года назад

    Love your videos! We need the laughter at this time! Thank you 🙏🏻😻

  • @EnufAlrdy909
    @EnufAlrdy909 4 года назад

    You also walked across parking lots, sidewalks, store aisles where people cough, sneeze and spit and you walked all through your house in those same shoes! Gotta burn the shoes each trip as well, or get some slip over shoe booties!! LMAO I love your videos!

  • @garytodd5605
    @garytodd5605 4 года назад

    New sub here. I laughed till my previously covid infected black lung deseased lungs hurt. You are better than any saturday night live skit since the 70's. Watched the very first episode of snl and for several years. It hasn't been funny for several years. You are. Situational comedy at its best.

  • @rockster7676
    @rockster7676 4 года назад +2

    When this virus is over were all gonna be ocd

  • @aprilrodil3114
    @aprilrodil3114 4 года назад

    Thank you!!!! I needed that laugh!! Had tears rolling down my face and could breathe. 😄

  • @ThunderHOWL16
    @ThunderHOWL16 4 года назад

    god damn this sense of humor is so classic. i love it

  • @Dennis6740
    @Dennis6740 4 года назад

    OMG! Vic, you make me laugh!!! TY!

  • @DawoudKringle
    @DawoudKringle 4 года назад

    You're the best, Vic!

  • @lisav4630
    @lisav4630 4 года назад

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 omg I love you ❤️ . Thank you, just thank you 🥰🥰🥰

  • @annetrinh5859
    @annetrinh5859 4 года назад

    You just made my day complete with all the LAUGHTER .
    I laughed Sooo Hard that my tears are coming down my cheek and almost pee in my pants.😂😂😂😢🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

  • @auburntigers5172
    @auburntigers5172 4 года назад +13

    Ground control to Major Vic
    Take your protein pills and put your helmet on

  • @edwardezako8537
    @edwardezako8537 2 года назад

    Gotta do what you gotta do to stop this thing and protect your family and fellow Americans

  • @tnddiving6166
    @tnddiving6166 4 года назад

    This guy is spot on! My hands have never seen this much soap. I don’t even think my body is as clean as my hands are lol.

  • @Motorman-dl1sc
    @Motorman-dl1sc 4 года назад +10

    Thanks i think we all needed this video . I can not stand it anymore Lines at stores Now arrows in the isle one way only.

    • @louisedery1049
      @louisedery1049 4 года назад +3

      We all hate it but when I go to the store I tell you this, I know everyone does not think we need to take precautions at all. Arrows and lines in the stores have helped people understand to stop running into each others air space. I was afraid to go to the store for needed groceries. People were all over the place , no masks or anything. It was damn scary. I really appreciate all the retailers making this effort. We will be fine and pray to God live to tell about it 🧡

    • @djthedj9489
      @djthedj9489 4 года назад

      I have to say that the arrows and barricades at the grocery stores is the cure to Covid-19. Dumbest people in the world making decisions affecting our daily lives.

  • @banjammy7367
    @banjammy7367 2 года назад

    Thanks today is my birthday, it's been a good one. Happy goo to you

  • @PechilvrsPreciousPeepsNursery
    @PechilvrsPreciousPeepsNursery 3 года назад

    For those who don't know why he's humming "happy birthday" it's bc the time length you should wash hands is equivalent to the song.

  • @pamlacarter2609
    @pamlacarter2609 4 года назад

    love it ....needed that laugh today.

  • @williamlobur6181
    @williamlobur6181 4 года назад

    i like the idea of the recessed storage areas on the wall😃

  • @Tru.Creations
    @Tru.Creations 4 года назад

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Vic your awesome!!!!!!!!🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲

  • @hamzasaeed84
    @hamzasaeed84 4 года назад

    Was tired of washing hands over and over thank god it's safe now.

  • @kribz4576
    @kribz4576 4 года назад +1

    So relatable 🤣

  • @selenah2919
    @selenah2919 4 года назад

    I love your videos that’s how I feel I’m glad you made these videos thank you

  • @JoshuaCastillo6309
    @JoshuaCastillo6309 4 года назад +1

    You looked at the items. So now you have to sanitize your eyes.

  • @dimitriosfromgreece4227
    @dimitriosfromgreece4227 Год назад

    Love from sweden Stockholm brother 😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • @lazyswappedskeleton2
    @lazyswappedskeleton2 2 года назад

    1:27 that was a clean catch

  • @SuperDonnaWanna
    @SuperDonnaWanna 3 года назад

    laughing so hard I have tears coming out!! LOL

  • @myfamilymatters
    @myfamilymatters 4 года назад

    Oh my God. So well done! Can’t stop laughing. Thank you.

  • @jmms429
    @jmms429 4 года назад

    Exactly what it feels like!!

  • @soldiasoldiaBk
    @soldiasoldiaBk 4 года назад

    Hey .. MTL here... that corona got you a new subs.. keep up imma look all your older vids stay safe

  • @davidstandingcrow219
    @davidstandingcrow219 3 года назад

    🤣That look at the end.🤣

  • @soursopmcgee8682
    @soursopmcgee8682 4 года назад

    You just can't stay away from the water can't you 😂

  • @meekmeek2600
    @meekmeek2600 4 года назад

    I watched this video back to back crying lmao 🤣

  • @themoringamovement
    @themoringamovement 4 года назад

    just infected the cutting board lmao

  • @Metalheadmike1211
    @Metalheadmike1211 4 года назад

    8 months later and corona is still here with us.

  • @MushroomKing33
    @MushroomKing33 4 года назад

    He’s a riot.....lol

  • @ChrissyD22472
    @ChrissyD22472 4 года назад

    OMFG! I love you.. We all need a good laugh so thanks..

  • @santanarivera3088
    @santanarivera3088 4 года назад

    Damn I needed that lmaoo thanks vic you da the shit!!!

  • @kaym.h.3583
    @kaym.h.3583 3 года назад

    I totally agree

  • @skizzeryskizzz9345
    @skizzeryskizzz9345 4 года назад

    best video yet. thanks vic

  • @tommy85556
    @tommy85556 4 года назад +1

    I'm literally peeing on myself right now. 😆🤣

  • @max-opacgro2876
    @max-opacgro2876 Год назад

    Je t'aime Vic ! 🤣

  • @hightimesTM
    @hightimesTM 4 года назад

    😂😂😂 I found this hilarious af

  • @Lordoftheswollen
    @Lordoftheswollen 4 года назад

    There are actually people like this.

  • @wowtv101
    @wowtv101 4 года назад

    HAHAHAHA ..... BINGE WATCHING !!!! Thank You for making us laugh .... Hava Great Day !!!!

  • @davdenm
    @davdenm 4 года назад

    Brilliant!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @piercedxangel
    @piercedxangel 4 года назад +1

    OMG Vic, you've helped me so much with the laughter & truth! I'm now 6 days off of methadone, a very hard thing to go thru but I need my body back. I'm a recovering heroin addict with 20 years clean from that & they put me on that garbage to ensure I didn't relapse. BS. Thank you for putting the truth out there & giving us something to laugh about and agree with❤❤❤

  • @gemzstars4267
    @gemzstars4267 4 года назад

    Yep, it gets frustrating...same here lol

  • @maddyestep9510
    @maddyestep9510 4 года назад

    When u went into the shower I lost it! Vic you cure my depression because U make me laugh so hard every time!

  • @josephamendolaro8789
    @josephamendolaro8789 3 года назад

    Wonderful, Vic. Lol.

  • @patburton837
    @patburton837 4 года назад

    Love this. Made me laugh,

  • @facesbysusanna
    @facesbysusanna 4 года назад

    This is my mother lol smdh 🤣😅😆🤣😅😂😂

  • @khitai8227
    @khitai8227 4 года назад

    Lol I love this. Thank you Vic for making us laugh thru this lunacy

  • @Mando_Starkiler
    @Mando_Starkiler 4 года назад +1

    This is amazing!!

  • @deeta702
    @deeta702 4 года назад

    😂😂😂 I can so relate to this lmao 😂😂😂

  • @jessicabennett8960
    @jessicabennett8960 4 года назад

    Love it!

  • @acbrush1
    @acbrush1 4 года назад

    Vic, don’t touch the faucet handles after you wash your hands. You must use paper towel to turn water off as the faucet is germ full LOL

  • @scorporsupremacy7948
    @scorporsupremacy7948 4 года назад

    3:30 😂🤣😂🤣