That story is 100% sfw it was a small cylinder attached to a larger object, he was just looking for advice on how to separate the slightly smaller cylinder from the ever so slightly larger cylinder. Totally sfw
@@wolfbrown6318 he also wanted to know how to do it without damaging the small cylinder or the larger object. And he never said that the larger object was another cylinder...
My father in law has been in a ton of questionable relationships (he’s extremely handsome and has really unique coloring of contrasting skin tone and eyes so it’s very noticeable). He was telling me that I made excellent borscht soup and it really took him back to when he was dating this girl and her mom and they made him borscht too. I was like “wait a minute-who exactly were you dating???” He was living with both women and both mother and daughter were happily having sex with him like it was no big deal. And then my brain probably literally exploded in my head from the thought that that could even happen. Like who are these people???? Why would they do that???
@@pekinoantis4405 no I am American. I like looking up RUclips videos on how to make international foods. I found a couple of different Russians making it on here years ago and decided to make it from scratch including the beef bone broth part of it. Now I can’t stop because the men in the family flipped out over it and love it. My son requests it every year for his birthday dinner as well.
@@macylouwho1187 oh nice! Kinda weird for americans to be making our dishes. Also i recomend to make "šaltibarščiai" which is basically cold borscht but it's very good, if you decide to make it serve it with potatoes
You just earned my subscription, I love the fact that you say your opinions at the end of the each story unlike other story’s that just continue on after the next story
I find most of these stories fucking disgusting and disturbing. There's like a few stories in here that are just entirely wholesome. Most of it is just degenerates.
Back in high school wasn't really interested in playing guitar, but my friend suggested me to try it out. So as I joined the music club, two years later, got quite better at it (not the best but better than nothing). Long story short, my friend that convinced me to try guitar said I got better with my hands and we laughed, then she said any girl would be happy with that... I'm starting college and she is very happy with it (we're dating and I love her so much) but I still look back at that moment
To be fair the story about the guy that banged the girl in the office it was 20 years ago cameras weren't exactly common or the best quality then so I could see this lol
As a long time sexual adventurer myself (semi-retired) I assure you all that non-normative NSFW experiences enrich all parties who are willing to exceed social-sexual cultural taboos
You sure? For me it was fucking this was traumatic constantly being rejected by the attractive girls then seeing them with some other dude fucking or tying each other up. Especially when the guy isn’t attractive which is bad news for me. If they set you up with someone if you don’t have anyone that’d be cool but seems like they don’t which is fucked up
@@jonnyw819idk it depends on the person but as someone who didn’t like it I felt like I should say it in case because I was told that then felt bad when I hated it. If you are new chances are you’ll just have to sit there and watch the people you’d wanna fuck fuck someone else
THANK YOU! The whole banging twins fantasy people have always weirded me out. If I met a pair of gorgeous twins that were down for that, that would just end up being an immediate turn off, 'cause like.... what? Also, why would you want to get the chance to have a threesome only for it to be with two people that look identical? Isn't having one that looks like that enough, and then get another that has other qualities you like? Sounds like a waste, and a really messed up dynamic at that. Yuck lmao
I was working in the oilfield with my sister in law, and while everyone else was partying and drinking on the porch I was just kinda staring at the sunset. All of a sudden I hear her say very loudly "ALL I KNOW IS HE HAS A GIANT ONE MADE OUT OF SOLID GOLD!!", and everything went silent on that end of the porch. I kinda boredly looked over and they were all staring at me. Apparently my wife at the time bragged I also made my wife a squirter.
Is super dumb, but I call on character development. One of the girls I had it with, made fun of me because I didn't know how to undo a bra. That was because I, myself, had never tried to do it to myself. My ego got hit and next time we saw each other she was amazed at how quickly I learnt to.
I went to school with a guy that slept with twin girls the same age as us and got them both pregnant! No idea where they are but that must be a weird family dynamic!
When I was 9 I drew the lorax in a bed with my oc hugging me and we both where in a crop top and shorts but the lorax had abs and was shirtless..never more proud,.
had a rp blog for a fandom and after a convention where I gained a new gf, my friend thought it'd be funny to share my blog with our new friends, and my gf lost her shit because she'd been following my roleplays for a while. I thought that was pretty cool that my gf liked my porn before she even knew me
PLEASE STOP THE STUPID GAMES ON SCREEN ITS VERY VERY VERY ANNOYING AND DESTRACTING ITS KILLING YOUR VIDEOS IF IT KEEPS UP IM NOT WATCHING ANYMORE SICK OF CLOSING MY EYES MATE
imagine getting this pissy becasue something isn;t made tailored specificlaly to _your_ liking. Self-centered people like you aren't even worth making fun of and laughing at. It's just sad. If you don't like how these videos are made, then don't watch them. It's quite simple. And like someone else said, many, many, many channels do this same thing, sooooooo
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idk man I lost my swimsuit on a boat and got a concussion once (we were all teens-), nearly hooked up on that same boat with one of the guys who got me out of the water? 🥲
The first story...that was the universe pulling a uno reverse card😂
an*
@@_Umbrael_*and
@@sultan9givewey Ah yes, pulling AND uno reverse card. That makes much more sense than "an".
@@_Umbrael_ right
1st story: Literally "You were a mistake."
I know about somebody who has an nsfw "secret", and that "secret" caused the coining of a new euphamism ,namely: small cylinder
That story is 100% sfw it was a small cylinder attached to a larger object, he was just looking for advice on how to separate the slightly smaller cylinder from the ever so slightly larger cylinder. Totally sfw
@@wolfbrown6318 he also wanted to know how to do it without damaging the small cylinder or the larger object.
And he never said that the larger object was another cylinder...
@@Someone-vp5kg it was an m&ms tube it seems i'm more acquainted with the story perhaps
@@Someone-vp5kg hope your friends """cylinder""" is ok now
@@wolfbrown6318did he get it out?
I lost it at story 17: "two minutes... no need to show off brother" 😂
Lil bro was accidentally made
Just like the majority of people
@@vjustv5990💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
@@vjustv5990NAH ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
@@vjustv5990like me 😔
@@vjustv5990Like me!
Me, who isn't interested in sex, but still listens to this because it's fascinating:
I’m kinda like that to with sex 😂but I lt Fluctuates up and down
As an Ace ....im with you
Me too. I'm Asexual.
gay
@@fuego5350😂 💯
My father in law has been in a ton of questionable relationships (he’s extremely handsome and has really unique coloring of contrasting skin tone and eyes so it’s very noticeable). He was telling me that I made excellent borscht soup and it really took him back to when he was dating this girl and her mom and they made him borscht too. I was like “wait a minute-who exactly were you dating???” He was living with both women and both mother and daughter were happily having sex with him like it was no big deal. And then my brain probably literally exploded in my head from the thought that that could even happen. Like who are these people???? Why would they do that???
yo dude you have his pic?? i am so curious how handsome he is
Kinda late but are you slavic? Only slavs and baltic's make borscht (i love borscht)
@@pekinoantis4405 no I am American. I like looking up RUclips videos on how to make international foods. I found a couple of different Russians making it on here years ago and decided to make it from scratch including the beef bone broth part of it. Now I can’t stop because the men in the family flipped out over it and love it. My son requests it every year for his birthday dinner as well.
@@macylouwho1187 oh nice! Kinda weird for americans to be making our dishes. Also i recomend to make "šaltibarščiai" which is basically cold borscht but it's very good, if you decide to make it serve it with potatoes
You just earned my subscription, I love the fact that you say your opinions at the end of the each story unlike other story’s that just continue on after the next story
I would recommend am I the genius
aka am i t he jerk/a-hole@@ryanpfaff8522
Fingering your girl under a table with your mom there and her being okay with it is crazy💀💀💀💀💀
Really not a video to watch for someone who has never once been alone with another human. I live a sad life.
You arent missing anything.
@@tornadoe13 I figured as much. Food is really where the good times are at.
When they won't go away you will miss your alone time
cope 😭 @@tornadoe13
I find most of these stories fucking disgusting and disturbing. There's like a few stories in here that are just entirely wholesome. Most of it is just degenerates.
Back in high school wasn't really interested in playing guitar, but my friend suggested me to try it out. So as I joined the music club, two years later, got quite better at it (not the best but better than nothing). Long story short, my friend that convinced me to try guitar said I got better with my hands and we laughed, then she said any girl would be happy with that...
I'm starting college and she is very happy with it (we're dating and I love her so much) but I still look back at that moment
God as someone who is learning to drive, even with minimal driving experience the background gameplay is giving me anxiety 😭
To be fair the story about the guy that banged the girl in the office it was 20 years ago cameras weren't exactly common or the best quality then so I could see this lol
As a long time sexual adventurer myself (semi-retired) I assure you all that non-normative NSFW experiences enrich all parties who are willing to exceed social-sexual cultural taboos
Can u give some examples?
You sure? For me it was fucking this was traumatic constantly being rejected by the attractive girls then seeing them with some other dude fucking or tying each other up. Especially when the guy isn’t attractive which is bad news for me.
If they set you up with someone if you don’t have anyone that’d be cool but seems like they don’t which is fucked up
@@jonnyw819idk it depends on the person but as someone who didn’t like it I felt like I should say it in case because I was told that then felt bad when I hated it.
If you are new chances are you’ll just have to sit there and watch the people you’d wanna fuck fuck someone else
@@Anunnaki4238skill issue
9:14 another penny in the bag. Another penny in the bag. Another penny in the bag.
THANK YOU! The whole banging twins fantasy people have always weirded me out. If I met a pair of gorgeous twins that were down for that, that would just end up being an immediate turn off, 'cause like.... what? Also, why would you want to get the chance to have a threesome only for it to be with two people that look identical? Isn't having one that looks like that enough, and then get another that has other qualities you like? Sounds like a waste, and a really messed up dynamic at that. Yuck lmao
Yea and the fact that their siblings that’s just weird
I was working in the oilfield with my sister in law, and while everyone else was partying and drinking on the porch I was just kinda staring at the sunset. All of a sudden I hear her say very loudly "ALL I KNOW IS HE HAS A GIANT ONE MADE OUT OF SOLID GOLD!!", and everything went silent on that end of the porch. I kinda boredly looked over and they were all staring at me. Apparently my wife at the time bragged
I also made my wife a squirter.
Bragged what?
@@chemyarts That I am decently well endowed and know what I'm doing.
one time i leaned back on my chair and it was really not safe
6:31 DAMN GOT FUCKED UP.
The car not the story
Is super dumb, but I call on character development.
One of the girls I had it with, made fun of me because I didn't know how to undo a bra. That was because I, myself, had never tried to do it to myself. My ego got hit and next time we saw each other she was amazed at how quickly I learnt to.
I guess God decided that third kid needed to be born.
11:19 island boys. 😭😭😭
6:30 NAW JIT CRASHED AND YET SAVED HIMSELF
2:48 that has to be a crime in some way 😭
I went to school with a guy that slept with twin girls the same age as us and got them both pregnant! No idea where they are but that must be a weird family dynamic!
can anyone explain why we have to censor „s“ as an abbreviation for „safe“?
dramatic effect
When I was 9 I drew the lorax in a bed with my oc hugging me and we both where in a crop top and shorts but the lorax had abs and was shirtless..never more proud,.
Omg i eelate so much with story 5!!
The twin thing is so disgusting, that guy needs help
Most real Reddit story:
and then they say is impossible to get pregnant if it's on the mouth....
As a 13 year old, can relate to all the stories 👍
😂 bro wtf you talking about
As an 11 year old i can too
fr@@orphansoup
yes@@klulms1092
@FBI
story is was real tunny
edit: 1 month later, i have realized just how much i spelt that wrong, i meant to say “story 2 was really funny”
Last story sounded right just from Jennifer's body.
had a rp blog for a fandom and after a convention where I gained a new gf, my friend thought it'd be funny to share my blog with our new friends, and my gf lost her shit because she'd been following my roleplays for a while. I thought that was pretty cool that my gf liked my porn before she even knew me
I'm just here to remind myself how disgusting people can be
same i just dont know why people are too much sexual and hook up all the time and then go away like nothing happened its just not seems healthy
People are allowed to be sex*al. It's natural.
Story 10: dude! Wife that girl!
What game on zcreen? Is it console or steam? Thanks
I think we've got the wheel for that one, pc
the first story was just Murphy’s law
Just heard the second story... lucky girl lol
So we're just gonna ignore that dude in story 4 was like totally getting sexually harrassed and just went "fuck it, im down"? Okay,sure😀👍
Mine: I have Chai
Having a huge massive cylinder ruined most of my relationships... You'd think it's fun but it ain't.
And being small *is* fun?
@@BLUPHANT0M26 i dont know? is it? lmao
less listening more watching no hesi
Story 5 - Don’t do drugs, do BDSM
Bro said Nah I’d win I the first story
Ok, stories keep me entertained, but wtf is that driving? Holy canoli, it is bad. Hope it gets better. 💪🏽
Mine is that i tasted my cvm for the first time and it has no taste... idc abt that, i am proud of it. 😂
God dqmn, the amount t of Toyota prius' is so stupendous
Game being played in background?
That’s what I want to know.
2 months later and I still don't know@@robbrossman5256
What’s this Reddit called it looks like the one im in
r/AskReddit i think.
10:06 thats fucking incest???
Read it in a robot voice 🤖
How can you be this shit in nohesi (background footage)
Story 16... is it really casual??
what game are you playing?
Did bro just pit maneuver himself 💀 (6:29)
Holy shit 1st story
There is no cliff hanger lol
6:45 wow?
What game is this?
i got three ads in 60 seconds
Story 6 lowkey gives sa...😶
new record just hit story 4 and thats the first one thats clearly bs😂 yk reddit users dont be getting dat
3:52 💀
Game?
Im expecting alot of this video
game?
No Hesi!!! Woooooo
What’s does n*fw mean
pfft
Not safe for work btw hope that helps
5:01 they jumped STRAIGHT to esteem, and gained everything else from it.
why are you yapping for 20 whole seconds after a clip
Why do you feel the need to censor the S in NSFW? Who gets offended over that?
It's so that RUclips doesn't flag the video as pg13 and take away the ad revenue. Nothing to do with offending people
lol
Ur jealous???
except if you are lgbtqi+
Please stop saying OP
PLEASE STOP THE STUPID GAMES ON SCREEN ITS VERY VERY VERY ANNOYING AND DESTRACTING ITS KILLING YOUR VIDEOS IF IT KEEPS UP IM NOT WATCHING ANYMORE SICK OF CLOSING MY EYES MATE
literally all these type of channels do things this way. Just stop watching if you hate it, bud.
You could also just switch to a different tab and do other things while you listen, like a reasonable person.
Distracting from what?
imagine getting this pissy becasue something isn;t made tailored specificlaly to _your_ liking. Self-centered people like you aren't even worth making fun of and laughing at. It's just sad.
If you don't like how these videos are made, then don't watch them. It's quite simple. And like someone else said, many, many, many channels do this same thing, sooooooo
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idk man I lost my swimsuit on a boat and got a concussion once (we were all teens-), nearly hooked up on that same boat with one of the guys who got me out of the water? 🥲
Just heard the second story... lucky girl lol
What game are you playing?