When I was 9, I was playing GTA: SA and I ran over a random pedestrian. More of them gathered there and someone said "Oh no, mom". I think it was the first time I felt sorry for an NPC. :(
Even though the graphics weren't the best this is honestly one of the best gta games ever. I love the customization that you can do. You can get fat. Get skinny. Get buff. Choose where to eat. Work out and even learn like different fighting styles. Its so cool
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Fat Carl: "Hey that's paper, that's my money"
Officer Tenpenny: "This is Lunch money"
Big Monkey 1:49 Give me something to eat.
This shit had me dying 😂😂
@Elizabeth J Hey man my Pizza. My Pizza.
Officer Tenpenny : You haven't stucked your hand in a cookie jar, have you boy?
🤣Bruh OMFG
"If I was in shape, ya'll wouldn't catch me"
- Fat CJ
TheWarMarine 😂😭💀best line ever
He's just being honest lmao
TheWarMarine lmfaooo CJ got me wheezing😂💀
Man I laughed so much at this 😂😂
"If I were in shape..."
He could be on shape but he's to lazy for it xD
Cop: "I'll shoot."
Fat CJ: "I don't give a shit. I'm bored... and hungry."
LMAOOO
I loved that part
1:18
amazing how detailed this game is
Ellery Byrd lol I didn't know the peds reacted to CJ' s speech
This game needs a remaster and rerelaease on like the switch or something
Black Lotus
Right
Black Lotus Game was remastered on PS3 but its a shitty remaster.
Yeah you can response to other people
5:53 "You Got some spare donuts? im hungry."
🤣🤣💀
3:03 "I'MA EAT YOU FOOL"
Bruh 😂
3:00 "I'mma eat you fool" LMAO
🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣
"Ahhh shit my breakfast money." Man CJ is just a legend😂😂👌🏾
Antz "Lunch Money."
Jalen Brito 3:42-3:44 "Breakfast Money."
Antz yeah 😂😂
I saw this comment the moment I was at the quote
“Dinner Money”
"Move and i'll murder you"
"...Can i get a pizza over here?"
XD
Leon Duncan lol that played as I saw your comment
ABMTV me too haha
ABMTV same
mw too
I don't give a sh_t I'm hungry and bored
"Your neck looks like a pack of hotdogs", I'm crying
Helmut Ouzi yeahhh.. you a little loser~Cj
God bless Orange 12.
4:55 that first punch was very satisfying
Savage af, took her face straight off
"Lunch money."
William Rice "Got anything else"?
“I must spend this on a good meal”.
Hygor Pereira BACK OF YO NECK LOOK LIKE A PACK OF HOT DAWGS
"This should help keep my belly full"
“Imma eat choo, foo'!”
2:04 "one false twitch and you're a 998"
CJ: "shit, I'll have two of those and a number 9 large"
Underrated comment 😂 I’m dead
2:06 i can't run nomore popo 😂
Lmaoo 🤣
Lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣
3:42 "oh shit my breakfast "😂 lol
Abdi Abdirahman i think he means that he forgot his BREAKFAST and it wuz "Oh SHIT,my BREAKFAST" (Just saying and not to hate)
@@reigning1 nope, he said "oh shit my breakfast money."
One quote that made me laugh while car jacking but it's not in the video. "I'm fat but I ain't useless." xD
"You think you can deal with a fat man, huh?!"
These quotes though...also, I see you, dat BP profile pic though...
Boomer! Don't let him puke on ya.
0:22 "That's my son..." :'(
xXxKAMIKAZExXx
uhhh nuu
xXxKAMIKAZExXx Bless my soul?
:(
When I was 9, I was playing GTA: SA and I ran over a random pedestrian. More of them gathered there and someone said "Oh no, mom". I think it was the first time I felt sorry for an NPC. :(
Admer456 this is dark
shut up popo, gimme a pizza
İmma eat you, fool!
Give me something to eat
Do I look like I enjoyed foot chase?
VHS&DVDREVIEW Eric I know I need exercise but not like this.
3:38
*CJ loses 20 bucks*
"oh shit my breakfast money"
Seems like a pretty reasonable price for breakfast.
2:37 that was really savage.
Thanks
😂😂😂😂
Yeah? You should wear a bag of your face.
"I got weight on my side!"
Xenon Agoncillo can i get a pizza over here
"There's muscle under this fat, punk!"
Nobody jacks Big CJ!
XD Lmao
You mi-aș
bestquote
nobody except Jill and her twin Palma ;)
That's right popo
2:11 “I got weight on my side” 😂😂
I find it hilarious how CJ sounds tired in most of these quotes. He just can't wait to eat another pizza.
"I can't run no more Popo".
R.I.P. Police rap
Ikhmaly_YT "can i get a pizza over here"
3:24
"The BACKA yo neck look like a pack'a hot dawgs!"
WHOEVER WROTE THIS YOU MADE ME CRY WITH LAUGHTER.😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂 credit to the line delivery as well
He even got aggressive over the response lmao
Also "Do ya shower in doo-doo?" 🤣
2:17 drop the soap honey
Lmao
SFPD, 10 years later and we still don't have this level of detail in modern games. What a shame.
Hth only the HD gtas have more details
@Gabriel Rocha Yes he did.
homocop 2
"Lunch Money."
"why don't you guys stop reproducing?"
Furqon Affandi "Back of yo neck look like a pack of hot dogs."
+Jalen Brito yeah you a little loser
“I’ve been training for this all morning”
Do i look like i like a foot chase?
You asshole, i'm too fat to run
4:28 "Do ya shower in doo doo?"
Shuddup, you annoying asshole!
Kein Back O yo neck look like a pack of hot dogs.
Potty The Parrot yeah, well you’re little loser
You so fat you jumped in the air and you got stuck
@@dvdreview7956 "Hey, little man... go be little someplace else!"
The guy who did CJs voice is a godsent haha
Young Maylay did a great job
and he's sean fanteno s cousin
He even sounds out of breath.
Chris Bellard/Young Mayley
hes also a good gangster rapper
“You got some spare doughnuts? I’m hungry.” - Carl “CJ” Johnson 1992
2:41cop: we all have the right to remain stupid
CJ: do I look like I enjoyed a foot chase? 😂
2:42
5:51
Cop: "I'll bust you out at midnight comrade."
CJ: "You got some spare donuts? I'm hungry."
Товарищ
"i don't give a shit, i'm bored... and hungry" xDD
"you have the right to remain stupid!"
“Do I look like I enjoy a foot chase?”
5:39 funniest kill - she has her knife, and CJ has his chainsaw! The engine sound the way it interrupts the moment is just hilarious 🤣🤣
Lmao 😂😂
You know what they say. Don’t bring a knife to a chainsaw fight.
1:20 "I don't give a shit, I'm BORED & HUNGRY"💀💀🤣😂
😂😂
big mood
Even his breathing gets heavier. The attention to detail is top notch.
I was looking for this comment! I love how his va made the voice is a lil deeper cuz of his character’s breathlessness
That taxi driver at 3:50
"Got to get me a gat!"
Latauvia Ruffin I laughed so hard at that
5:36 lmaoooo i love how he just pulls out a chainsaw
"Can I get a pizza over here?" XD
3:24 back of ya neck look like a pack of hot dogs
Hentai creamer yeah? Well you’re a little loser!
Lmao that line still cracks me up to this day. Genius writing in gta san andreas.
Nice jlulaby avatar
Yeah? Well you're a little loser
4:57 that punch!!!
2:56 Yo Like Big Men Huh?
5:22 hey who farted?
That was the most SAVAGE quote.
wax doe what are you mean it's the savage quote?
THAT'S THE FUNNIEST QUOTE
My аss is speaking
5:39 I SPILLED THE WATER FROM MY MOUTH!! LOOL.
OldBen Hahahahhaha Just imagune you have a fist fight with someone and they just pull out a chainsaw out of nowhere
AHHHHAAHAHA Yes!!! ^^
Trev 211996 hahahaha that is killer line but blasphemy no
CJ Wins Fatality!
pulled it out his ass lmao
4:22 bro pulled out a chainsaw 😭 I love this game so much
Its alright if i pull out a chainsaw. As long as I can spend the money I steal on a good meal😂😂
OMG this game was do ahead of its time, even when overweight CJ talks, Young Maylay acts like he's outta breath. LMAO
That’s some great voice acting!
We all have the right to remain stupid.
"Give me something to eat."
+Stilefty 😂😂😂😂😂
Do I look like I enjoy a footchase?
Wes K Why don’t you guys stop reproducing?!
-CJ 's girlfriend:Im hungry let's eat.
-CJ:Okay,but we ain't walk too far.
XD
"Ima eat you fool"
I love how Fat CJ almost always asks for food when he gets busted lol XD
"Don't move a muscle!"
CJ: *Get something to eat!*
I like the way he asks the cops for a pizza,not caring he is arrested.
So many lines! Fat Cj voice change when fat
2:00 " Can i get pizza over here " lmao i'm die for that part 🤣
Thiên Ân Huỳnh hài vãi chưởng:))
Pretty common.
A police officer treads you and you ask sarcastically for a pizza
5:40 That chainsaw punch lol
Wow, I never knew CJ says different quotes when he is fat?? A nice touch from the devs!
"Back of ya neck look like a pack of hot dogs!"
I love how Young Maylay even make CJ voice to sound tired lol
Fat CJ is more fun
You you can come to the party and I can
fucking shitty to play though.
Philippe Beauvais "Do I look like I enjoy a foot race?"
LUNCH MONEY POPO.
The second Big Smoke.
They gotta remake that one Drive Thru scene with CJ...Someone please get on that.
El grando smokio
Oh, man I had no idea all this extra content existed.
"There's muscle under this fat, punk!"
Personal favorite
1:28 “LSPD” while they are in LV
Probably an mistake
Nobody jacks big CJ
He was calling for LSPD dummy. L
@@deleteduser0568 whatever makes you happy
"The back of yo neck look like a pack of hot dogs." Fucking classic! 😭😭😂😂😂
*-Move or i'll shoot!*
*-I dont give a shit. I'm bored.*
- CJ 2017
and hungry
I wish he said "I'd rather do a drive-thru than a drive-by"
2:44 :We All Have The Riight To Remain Stuuuupiiid" 😂
CJ: Do I look like I enjoy a foot chase?
Cop: Move and I'll murder you!"
CJ: Can I get a pizza over here?"
I just about died laughing at that one. Lol
0:19
Wow,they are deaf as a rock
Thats a level 999 level silencer
I lost it at the NPC punching the cop arresting CJ at 3:34
I still discover new things about this game. Great video.
“If I was in shape, y’all wouldn’t catch me”
LMAO
Popo, that also laughed my ass out
Eric Fartman no
Eric Fartman it means police
well it does mean ass in german though ;)
And poop in spanish
“Popo” means shit in spanish hahahaha
5:20
"Hey, who farted?"
"Shut your mouth and bang yo mama"
Top notch dialogue
That zoom at 2:40 was a nice touch it made me laugh for a few minutes.
4:23 "I'm a fat slob with a chainsaw!"
Chainsaw Guy in the hood
0:50 looking for food
0:38 Never in my life have I seen a AI security be intimidated.
Ahh shit I lost my breakfast money
6:00 “I’m big but I’m too slow okay?”
* but i aint too slow
Then enters Dutch Van Der Linde and says: 6:08
@@sonicmegapikachux”I’ve been training for this all morning!”
Cj: "I got weight on my side."
Me: "you also got diabetes and clogged arteries."
plot twist: those are the names of the 2 other fat guys in his crew.
"Do I look like I enjoy a foot chase"
3:25 "Back of your neck, you look like a pack of hot dogs" 🤣🤣🤣
3:48 the guy who gets jacked “got to get me a gat!” 😂
"don't move a muscle"
Carl "give me something to eat"
😂😂
Want a Cookie? This is Luuunchh money.
If this game taught me anything as a kid is that being fat is a choice
Cop:"Don’t move."
CJ: "Give me something to eat." 🤣🤣🤣
I love how we got a whole new set of dialog for when he's fat. Back when rockstar had competency.
2:18 "Drop the soap, honey!"
If only cyberpunk NPCs were this good.
0:24 3:24 4:28
The same guy
That guy is one of the best characters on the game XDD
Orange Hoodie Dude: You so fat you jumped in the air and got stuck!
good video man :)
Technical Gamer m
2:34 ruined
Chick: Oh hell no, that ain’t worth it
Fat CJ: Yeah? You should wear a bag on your face
Even though the graphics weren't the best this is honestly one of the best gta games ever. I love the customization that you can do. You can get fat. Get skinny. Get buff. Choose where to eat. Work out and even learn like different fighting styles. Its so cool
“You wanted to be caught.”
“Get me something to eat.”
💀
Cj:imma eat you fool
5:15 where CJ puts his sword on😂
That’s a knife, not a sword