Cards Against Depravity (Ft. Macro, WildSpartanz & More)

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  • Опубликовано: 14 янв 2025

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  • @TheMacroShow
    @TheMacroShow 3 года назад +713

    Dad’s funny balls

    • @Klanman
      @Klanman 3 года назад +7

      How funny on a scale of 1 to 10?

    • @CD-iw6np
      @CD-iw6np 3 года назад +1

      Always a good time

    • @scarsch5383
      @scarsch5383 3 года назад +5

      Hey Macro.... hot cheese in ten minutes.

    • @Stringbean62
      @Stringbean62 3 года назад

      Pissly

    • @sceletun3061
      @sceletun3061 3 года назад

      Fune

  • @icheckered
    @icheckered 3 года назад +236

    now we finally know what "bizzle my pickle" really means

  • @JetZV
    @JetZV 3 года назад +60

    7:47 My first instinct is that Gary The Snail was in the sauna and the presence of a meowing snail was the awkward part.

  • @kekyoin5657
    @kekyoin5657 3 года назад +319

    Set reminder: "Hot cheese" in 10 minutes

    • @hallway_revenant7919
      @hallway_revenant7919 3 года назад +2

      bizl pickl

    • @TarynBeeswax
      @TarynBeeswax 3 года назад +1

      Randy your hot cheese!

    • @sinkexe3656
      @sinkexe3656 Год назад

      KAKYOIN WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO YOUR FACE!?

    • @ChirFluu
      @ChirFluu 8 месяцев назад +1

      Man, it's been 3 years
      How is your hot cheese?

  • @justadude450
    @justadude450 3 года назад +79

    "The audacity of the black half of Barack Obama" By Barack Obama is something I would buy

  • @luism6290
    @luism6290 3 года назад +262

    "If you like slowly easing down into a pickle, you might be Bizly"
    Words to live by

    • @hallway_revenant7919
      @hallway_revenant7919 3 года назад +4

      "Bizl Pickl" made me fucking choke on a grape.

    • @radekchrabota
      @radekchrabota Год назад

      @@hallway_revenant7919 If you like slowly easing a grape down your throat, you might be a hallway revenant

  • @samuellajeunesse2521
    @samuellajeunesse2521 3 года назад +26

    For everyone asking, the outro song is Time To Fight! (Bionis' Shoulder) from Xenoblade Chronicles: Definitive Edition, Future Connected.

  • @Worm_._King
    @Worm_._King 3 года назад +78

    man is strutting in the end animation. very powerful

  • @tatlxtael2303
    @tatlxtael2303 3 года назад +70

    Holy shit that last one I fucking can’t I’m on lunch break and making the dumbest noises trying to hold in my laughter

    • @joshc5613
      @joshc5613 3 года назад +3

      hope you weren't eating cucumber

  • @notyouraveragenat
    @notyouraveragenat 3 года назад +61

    condeez nuts

  • @ado-
    @ado- 3 года назад +536

    Bizly, it's alright if you want to come out of the closet. We all still love you.

    • @fantasyshadows3207
      @fantasyshadows3207 3 года назад +25

      yeah! Whether or not you are attracted to Guys or Girls, that doesn't change just how much you are worth!

    • @TheUltima_Werewolf
      @TheUltima_Werewolf 3 года назад +10

      Yeah Pissly!

    • @ihavenonamestilldonthaveon8970
      @ihavenonamestilldonthaveon8970 3 года назад +4

      @@fantasyshadows3207 he wasn't being serious, stop being genuine. It ruins the joke.

    • @sylvikai3357
      @sylvikai3357 3 года назад +23

      @@ihavenonamestilldonthaveon8970 bro, im pretty sure theyre just adding on to the joke lmao. even if they arent its not ruining the joke at all

    • @GreyMcBeal
      @GreyMcBeal 3 года назад +7

      @@ihavenonamestilldonthaveon8970 Man stfu

  • @flippinfloppin
    @flippinfloppin 3 года назад +19

    Finally, the pickle has been bizl’d

  • @brightmeadows
    @brightmeadows 3 года назад +21

    now this is what the kids call "pog champ" !!!

  • @lemonsplash6407
    @lemonsplash6407 3 года назад +4

    I like to imagine his character at the end Running away from all the chaos

  • @calvinseithel9965
    @calvinseithel9965 3 года назад +92

    Loved the video condi. Pissly and wildfartanz are great. Keep up the good work man. I hope Pissly will finally have the courage to come out we love you.

  • @jimakiad
    @jimakiad 3 года назад +19

    Maybe... He wants you to bizzle his pickle?

  • @Itsunobaby
    @Itsunobaby 3 года назад +6

    The fact that this is a series shocks me to my core

  • @lordnoodle1192
    @lordnoodle1192 3 года назад +14

    Is he... Y'know, a pickle bizler?

  • @Modsu
    @Modsu 3 года назад +1

    "Gary" made me instinctively give my own pitch for the card
    Always challenging me to pokemon battles. I'm in the fucking SAUNA, Gary. we talked about this. I'm not battling you when I've got my pokeBALLS OUT, BRO.

  • @ombrophobia6234
    @ombrophobia6234 3 года назад +4

    6:31 Mr hands

    • @Jab2607
      @Jab2607 3 года назад

      Omg 😂😭

  • @sunnydayz8226
    @sunnydayz8226 3 года назад +9

    Kids, I don’t need drugs to get high. I’m high on cholesterol.

  • @flaccidsoup6594
    @flaccidsoup6594 3 года назад +5

    As a person named Gary, I find this funny.

  • @tlv9599
    @tlv9599 2 года назад

    "see ya Canada"
    Arguably the best bizly quote

  • @woodsythesailor
    @woodsythesailor 3 года назад +8

    I laughed

  • @ohokaye817
    @ohokaye817 3 года назад +9

    Jizzly

  • @burcebanning
    @burcebanning 3 года назад +7

    I was laughing the entire time this video was on, there was no break in the laughter

  • @Lesopal
    @Lesopal 3 года назад +3

    every time I got the Morgan Freeman card I thought it was Gordan Freeman. that was a mistake.

  • @HaydenX
    @HaydenX 3 года назад +1

    Cucumbers are actually a poor choice for that sort of thing. They get squishier when they warm up, and you don't want to slide in a cold one. Legitimately, if you are looking for a fruit or veggie to use for this purpose, go for a Chinese eggplant. They are spongier than they are squishy, and unless you are really going to town, you can probably even cook with it afterward...just wash it well first and be sure that you are the only one eating it, or that other people know where it was.

  • @harribo6527
    @harribo6527 3 года назад +2

    Guess I'm not using my left hand

  • @luissantiago5163
    @luissantiago5163 3 года назад +1

    Oh nice. Cool!

  • @davidgeorge1943
    @davidgeorge1943 3 года назад

    7:10 did anyone else think of the snail?

  • @chocob000k
    @chocob000k 8 месяцев назад +1

    Damn these videos always feel too short

    • @chocob000k
      @chocob000k 7 месяцев назад +1

      Bizl no Pickl

  • @SliverSceptile
    @SliverSceptile 3 года назад

    "Hello my fellow Americans, today it is my pleasure to announce my new book called 'The Audacity of These Hoes'

  • @Shoutgoon
    @Shoutgoon 3 года назад

    Yes this is awesome

  • @hoddtoward2623
    @hoddtoward2623 3 года назад +3

    What is this site called

    • @maybe6565
      @maybe6565 3 года назад +1

      youtube

    • @hoddtoward2623
      @hoddtoward2623 3 года назад

      @@maybe6565 shut the hell up and also I think I love you

  • @rheegret8405
    @rheegret8405 3 года назад

    I wish we could see vods

  • @Kayboo730
    @Kayboo730 3 года назад

    Bizzle my pickle

  • @ToXic_Static
    @ToXic_Static 3 года назад +1

    I would read those books and I don't like reading.

  • @FeeshUnofficial
    @FeeshUnofficial 3 года назад +2

    Bizl Pickl

  • @baba3578
    @baba3578 3 года назад

    pickle biz

  • @johanmatser884
    @johanmatser884 3 года назад

    Pissly is my favorite RUclipsr

  • @sebbis7260
    @sebbis7260 3 года назад

    what is the website

  • @akuma4321
    @akuma4321 3 года назад

    is anyone gonna comment on the fact that brandon thought it was possible to drown in a sauna

  • @fernisplant
    @fernisplant 3 года назад

    High on potenuse.

  • @PabloTheMushroom
    @PabloTheMushroom 3 года назад

    Wow, nice vibibeo war crime condi.

  • @j-rizza0079
    @j-rizza0079 3 года назад

    Balls

  • @KaneyoriHK
    @KaneyoriHK 3 года назад

    Hey, Pissly's in this video!

  • @erenwrench1441
    @erenwrench1441 4 месяца назад

    PISSLY!

  • @ahandgrenade3640
    @ahandgrenade3640 3 года назад

    Sorry about this but as a gun enthusiast i have to say an ar 15 is not an assault rifle. It's just a rifle.

  • @ThatPyukumuku
    @ThatPyukumuku 3 года назад +2

    Gayzly

  • @paigey-poo4235
    @paigey-poo4235 3 года назад

    Anyone else feel like his discord icon is like… yanno

  • @lukaszdluzak3905
    @lukaszdluzak3905 3 года назад

    Pisly

  • @brunger7
    @brunger7 3 года назад

    the 6 dislikes are from ________.

  • @JumpseatAviationYYC
    @JumpseatAviationYYC 3 года назад

    Noice

  • @coop.vr._
    @coop.vr._ 3 года назад +1

    Ues

  • @GodsFavAmine
    @GodsFavAmine 3 года назад

    condiHey nae nae

  • @andreasjensen6617
    @andreasjensen6617 3 года назад

    Pissly

  • @mothballx
    @mothballx 3 года назад

    gay gay homosexual gay

  • @Bakedbean843
    @Bakedbean843 Год назад

    Bzl pkl

  • @ahandgrenade3640
    @ahandgrenade3640 3 года назад

    Sorry about this but as a gun enthusiast i have to say an ar 15 is not an assault rifle. It's just a rifle.

  • @CrimsonGrowlithe
    @CrimsonGrowlithe 3 года назад

    Pissly