Someone named @EnchantedPortalsandMore made a speedrun. THIS IS NOW A BATTLE OF THE GREATEST GAME OF ALL TIME! Here's EnchantedPortalsandMore's speedrun • beating rubber hose ra...
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So, the witch level has Felix the Cat, who is still copyrighted by Dreamworks... Betty Boop isn't public domain either... and the Cactus doing the Charleston is literally traced from a Lackadaisy animation.
This game is so shit on so many levels All the bosses are functionally identical. The art style does not exist, the worst offenders got to be the weapons Every arena is the fuckin same Animation frames don't line up and they look like they're done in ms paint (if they didn't just blatantly steal it) Music almost never fits Story sounds like it's written by chatgpt on meth People like this should have unity and every single game dev engine blacklisted on their machines because they did not even try Gigachad santa was funny tho
@@22snazariomaybe, but there's also a total lack of effort showing in here, the first boss, the beehive could have easily been made monochrome, literally one button in GIMP does that Some things I can excuse if it's the Dev's first game, but if it's their first game it shouldn't be 5$
The worst part about this game isnt the shitty bosses, its the vintage mode in the audio options. Why you may ask? You cant even toggle it. Even if you could it still wouldnt be able to give off old 1930s cartoon vibes because, like you said, the inconsistent art style, the choppy animation, and the fact that some things have color.
Everyone else: Finally, we can make this game without getting sued by Disney. Reverie Studios: We can make this game and get sued by everyone but Disney.
the funny thing is that all of the boss fights are just a png moving around the bottom of the screen with a platform in the middle, there are a few exceptions like the "sugar plum fairies" that stay in one place
Honestly, because of the fact that the death screen (or the pause screen, I dunno the game too well) says 'noob', and the fact that the game is $5 despite being filled with bugs while not being particularly the best quality makes me feel like the developer **may** be a child. Im not saying they *are* a child, but... If they are, then I feel bad that this young game developer who may not know any better about appropriate price points for games just getting grilled on youtube. Then again, I have no right to really assume who someone is, especially when I cant even see their face, but... if, and I mean *if* they are a child, then I feel bad for how much negative attention they are receiving. If they aren't a child, though... then it was certainly strange of them to make such a project cost 5 dollars.
@@the_unfunny_2 I think it's more likely an ironic meme game made by someone who was bored. There's way too much tracing work for a kid to do unless the kid had a drawing tablet and a ton of free time.
Level starts "Dont let me put you on my naughty list!" *ussr anthem plays* *Whip, Whip, Whip.* "I have the perfect present for you!" Level ends. I don't see what you mean, this is great!
4:18 why does the lizard transformation match with the poorly chosen music, like seriously, why out of all the songs you could pick did you decide to pick this one😂
Well done, you have reclaimed your title! Some people talk about the greatest battles in sports history, there was Muhammad Ali vs. Joe Frazier, the Green Bay Packers vs. the Chicago Bears and Superman vs. Lex Luther, but what will really go down in sports history is the battle between @EnchantedPortalsandMore and @Ratalasic! The world now waits for @EnchantedPortalsandMore's response.
yooo its the guy who makes public domain
pls add dlc
Please learn how to actually code before you make garbage like this
Learn how to code before you release broken garbage like this
game no work good please try to fix
npc sounding ahhh
you should add death animations to your bosses
Imagine getting so far in the game that you finally hear voice acting.
“I’m just an old man”
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*rittlebitof KRISMUS MAJIK!*
"✨✨i'm just an old man✨✨"
RUDOLF‼️‼️ @@yellowgetbright
This is certainly a game that exists.
Unfortunately.
@@LoganDrawzzwhat do you mean unfortunately?!?
@@Kaiden-sb3dcit’s a bad game. I’m surprised I had to tell you this.
@@LoganDrawzzwhat do you mean it's VARY high quality
@@Kaiden-sb3dc I have made scratch games that look and play better than this.
This is literally some crap you'd find on the xbox live arcade
You would find this crap on newgrounds. It shouldn't even be available on consoles.
@@princessCashelnot even newgrounds. this shit is scratch levels of quality…
i feel like this would get blammed in at most a day, its more mobile game quality
@@dingus783At lesst mobile games have good hitbox, here you don't touch something, and you lose 2 lives instantly
This be something you would find on Scratch
"I'm just a old man 😔" 11:15
voice acting with a budget of 0.5 rotten sandwich. 10/10 rotten sandwiches
This game's budget is most likely a quarter of a penny like holy shit.
more like half of free
@@luisupro8787 It's $5 But it looks like it was made less than a quarter of a penny
That implies it even had a budget
A fraction of a quarter of a fraction of a quarter of a penny.
the budget is an atom of zinc 😭
I love how every time it loads you hear like a second of Spanish Flea.
That´s the “Willhelm Scream”, my frend
I love how there's literally no level variation and its all just the same stage with a single platform in the middle
HEY!, at least they bothered to change the png´s on the bachground.
That cactus is still the most stupidest-looking one lmao
Because I think it’s the only boss that’s original and not traced (in terms of design)
Oh no it's traced from a Lackadaisy animation.
I think the lizard is the worst
@@NoName-oz3gj *best
@@Artizap_you havent seen the friggin chicken
It's funny that the game is so broken that you have to play it with cheats
Because the team behind this somehow thought their game wasn't broken (they literally playtested this and thought this was fine)
@@peashootz9917bold of you to assume it was even playtested
@@peashootz9917are you sure they even playtested it though?
Salad
Salad sorbet
Major Plot Twist : 4:25
THE GECKO’S A WOMAN!?!?!!
it must've been complete torture to willingly play this game long enough to be able to speedrun it
the second time i i played it was my speedrun this is the third time i ever played it
this is the peak of gaming
The chicken transformation looks like a knockout animation.
shameless, in every sense of the word
And we thought Enchanted Portals was bad. Jesus nothing prepared me for this.
This game makes enchanted portals look like the best cuphead fan game
this is a game that exists.
I can’t believe this costs $5, it looks like something made on scratch for goodness sakes
This looks like something you'd find on the Google play store
So, the witch level has Felix the Cat, who is still copyrighted by Dreamworks... Betty Boop isn't public domain either... and the Cactus doing the Charleston is literally traced from a Lackadaisy animation.
This game is so shit on so many levels
All the bosses are functionally identical.
The art style does not exist, the worst offenders got to be the weapons
Every arena is the fuckin same
Animation frames don't line up and they look like they're done in ms paint (if they didn't just blatantly steal it)
Music almost never fits
Story sounds like it's written by chatgpt on meth
People like this should have unity and every single game dev engine blacklisted on their machines because they did not even try
Gigachad santa was funny tho
from what I heard this game was made on a budget of twenty bucks
@@22snazariomaybe, but there's also a total lack of effort showing in here, the first boss, the beehive could have easily been made monochrome, literally one button in GIMP does that
Some things I can excuse if it's the Dev's first game, but if it's their first game it shouldn't be 5$
@@Draghtnim I looked at the studios channel, it's their second game made
The worst part about this game isnt the shitty bosses, its the vintage mode in the audio options. Why you may ask? You cant even toggle it. Even if you could it still wouldnt be able to give off old 1930s cartoon vibes because, like you said, the inconsistent art style, the choppy animation, and the fact that some things have color.
Marge, stop! He is Mickey Mouse! Mickey Moooouse! Mickey fucking Mouse! *Homer gets incinerated*
Enchanted Portals is gold compared to this.
At least Enchanted Portals tried 💀💀💀
@@peashootz9917 fr
At least Enchanted Portals is somewhat salvageable.
I wouldn’t even mind this game if it was made for fun and for free, but this costs money.
No it's just less ass
So true
disney should have lobbied the government to delay this omfg
Betty boops copyright hasn't exspired
Everyone else: Finally, we can make this game without getting sued by Disney.
Reverie Studios: We can make this game and get sued by everyone but Disney.
11:15 guys i dont know if you know but i think he's an old man
This is straight outta newgrounds bro 💀
Masterpiece of a game.
Cuphead should take notes
You have been through so much pain, I'm sorry, speedrunner I don't know
This game makes enchanted portals look good and original now that's one hell of a surprise
never thought we'd see a game that controls so badly, you can't even get through its literal tutorial consistently
This game looks like the ones that i find on the display screens during the flights
This game HAS to be some satire of some sort right
the funny thing is that all of the boss fights are just a png moving around the bottom of the screen with a platform in the middle, there are a few exceptions like the "sugar plum fairies" that stay in one place
4:57 that moon is from one of the first films ever maid but I can’t remember the name of it
a trip to the moon
@@Ratalasic thank you
Lion is possible for 3rd phase… ya just need to be almost directly under it to avoid the shurriken when he turns
awsome i am doing another speedrun today
How does he deal so much damage?
Cheat code
This game
Is trying to get on the switch
How
no fucking shot
Edit: it isn’t
@@certified.auto.chipper I swear it was didn't they say it was gonna be on switch ps4 and xbox?
@@emeraldhamster The dev said something among the lines of "waiting for Nintendo's approval," Which I hope they have the common sense of not doing.
@@KonataFrikiGamerXD lol they put that it was gonna be on the switch and ps in the trailer like wtf
The concept is decent, the execution....
this is a bioweapon of the soul
game soundtrack is fire 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Wow, and I thought my game was bad.
mickey mouse destroys the process of evolution, 127 BC, original footage 4:16
This looks like if it was going to be a good game this would be the place holder bosses and guns and everything
People will really speed run anything
This was probably made in Scratch
Did you refund it after
now do it without cheats
The characters are ugly drawn and the hitboxes are whack. The only thing this game is good for, is to make enchanted portals look like an A tier game.
To me it looks in the early stages of development
60th subscriber
this is something you’d see on scratch, not an attempt to try to be a mainstream game.
Scratch has actually good games, this game probably belongs on scratch jr
Honestly, because of the fact that the death screen (or the pause screen, I dunno the game too well) says 'noob', and the fact that the game is $5 despite being filled with bugs while not being particularly the best quality makes me feel like the developer **may** be a child. Im not saying they *are* a child, but... If they are, then I feel bad that this young game developer who may not know any better about appropriate price points for games just getting grilled on youtube. Then again, I have no right to really assume who someone is, especially when I cant even see their face, but... if, and I mean *if* they are a child, then I feel bad for how much negative attention they are receiving. If they aren't a child, though... then it was certainly strange of them to make such a project cost 5 dollars.
Just because scratch has good games doesnt mean this doesn't look like something made on scratch @@NaraSherko
@@the_unfunny_2 I think it's more likely an ironic meme game made by someone who was bored. There's way too much tracing work for a kid to do unless the kid had a drawing tablet and a ton of free time.
@@Lar_me if thats true, its really ballsy for them to charge money for a meme game
11:15 I love how the mountain king finally says something on topic. Every other time I've seen him he says stuff like "I need to go to the bathroom"
That line is so out of place, I love it. I NEED TO GO TO THE BATHROOM!
The game ended before it even started. 10/10
It cost 5 bucks but it's not worth 5 cents.
They should give us 5 dolars instead of free cost
@@EnderJack17lmao
@@EnderJack17yes this game absolutely should cost -5 dollars
@@EnderJack175 dollars and some tylenol too
The entire game is a 1920's fever dream but what the fuck is this sound design
Level starts "Dont let me put you on my naughty list!" *ussr anthem plays* *Whip, Whip, Whip.* "I have the perfect present for you!" Level ends. I don't see what you mean, this is great!
7:16 feel so bad that the Grateful Dead got mixed in this somehow
Bro i know that show for Oswald the rabbit 💀
I've noticed that there is alot of bosses that dance while moving back and forth across the stage.
Because it's all they can code so they reuse it for all bosses 💀
If only porky shot SpongeBob jellyfish would this game be a masterpiece
5:16 the song was changed!
I’m just an old man
Wait. What me!? How did they know the plant’s name!?
4:18 why does the lizard transformation match with the poorly chosen music, like seriously, why out of all the songs you could pick did you decide to pick this one😂
i love how the only good looking part of the game is the animation when you lose hp
not playing the game is the best outcome
the queen bee has me actin up fr🙏
wha- what?
Can't you just go backwards to the overworld right after completing the cow boss to go straight to Pete?
WAIT A MINUTE THIS IS JUST CUPHEAD BUT RESKINNED
this shouldn't be compared to cuphead, atleast enchanted portals had some essence of animations, this things sound design is so bad 😭😭😭😭
The peashooter sounds like a fucking ss13 admin PM
This makes me want to play cuphead
Wtf is this shit, it feels like e fever dream where all copyright laws go to die.
bro i could make this in scratch
Why
This looks like shit you find on newgrounds
lizard boss could be more optimised, same thing with cactus and the samurai lion thing-