Incels Shooting Their Shot (& Missing)

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  • Опубликовано: 16 ноя 2024

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  • @notevenemily
    @notevenemily  2 года назад +563

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  • @AugustToSeptember
    @AugustToSeptember 2 года назад +10215

    The fact that people will so openly admit they want a partner with a CHILDLIKE appearance/behavior is disturbing. Like, how can someone think that’s okay??

    • @cluelesscleo
      @cluelesscleo 2 года назад +559

      RIGHT??? i shivered at that part of the video its so fucking disgusting

    • @boomingbob1579
      @boomingbob1579 2 года назад +192

      Yeah it’s rlly creepy

    • @alexterieur8813
      @alexterieur8813 2 года назад

      Moral taboos mean nothing to the uber marginalized. Probably why they are marginalized in the first place.

    • @TrollComissioner
      @TrollComissioner 2 года назад +14

      You really think it’s most of them.

    • @goobertron9099
      @goobertron9099 2 года назад +110

      Like I GAGGED

  • @sihchenliang7260
    @sihchenliang7260 2 года назад +4066

    I want to debunk “The Chad Asian Girls” part since it's creepy and disturbing:
    - Not every east asians are Christian or got virginity complex and that's not even our main religion.
    - 911, please
    - If you two are not even dating why u think she'd call u bf and appreciate you?
    - Just say you're péd0, and jail time
    - 90% of my female cousins only know our first language
    - péd0 exposed again
    - Am I the only one feeling creepy about this?
    - Usually the one who said this disliked shojo manga the most

    • @awaywiththefaeries9464
      @awaywiththefaeries9464 2 года назад +136

      Just wanted to comment on the aegyo part - is that a common thing in Asian countries? My only exposure to aegyo has been through K-Pop, and quite a few idols are less than enthusiastic about it, so I’m just wondering how popular in general aegyo is outside of K-Pop in both SK and other countries.

    • @sihchenliang7260
      @sihchenliang7260 2 года назад +276

      @@awaywiththefaeries9464 Usually common in entertainment industry but I think it's very problematic, cause I've seen some asian men also got this werid childlike fantasy - They really don't know how to spell J.A.I.L

    • @NoCareBearsGiven
      @NoCareBearsGiven 2 года назад +55

      Most of my cousins, friends, and family speak their hometown language, Chinese/Vietnamese or both, and English. So it’s not rlly uncommon for Asians to know 3 languages

    • @ca4794
      @ca4794 2 года назад +84

      @@awaywiththefaeries9464 Aegyo is K-Pop can be over the top sometimes because it's usually for fanservice and is hella forced (though it can be funny to watch sometimes). From what I've heard from actual Koreans and my personal knowledge from studying Korean myself Aegyo usually just comes naturally in everyday conversations just maybe not as frequent, also from my observations it seems to mostly be reserved for personal relationships such as; friends, family, etc. (I don't think you could do Aegyo to your boss at work lol). Of course not everyone does it, it could be either for personal preference or they're just not that type of person (or something else entirely).
      Also from my experience as a SEA(South-East Asian) person with an asian mother and having visited/interacted with my relatives from asia countless times I see some similarities with Aegyo in South Korea and the 'Aegyo' in my mum's country (I put Aegyo in quotation marks because to my knowledge there isn't really a word for acting cute in my culture) as well as some other Eastern Countries like Japan. In my household it's just normal to act cute and affectionately towards each other in everyday conversation (again maybe not as frequent as it seems on the outside) and when my asian relatives come over it's the same.
      Sorry if this was too long and detailed, but I hope this answered your question 😅.

    • @elhammo7478
      @elhammo7478 2 года назад

      There are so many pedo red-flags here it's mind-blowing. The fact that "acts like an adult" is a demerit for "white women" is hilarious/terrifying.

  • @abdulmohsenalhumaidi4975
    @abdulmohsenalhumaidi4975 2 года назад +4207

    She has a way of making literally whatever she’s doing or watching absolutely hilarious, thank you Emily for making us all smile

    • @JosiahRobert14
      @JosiahRobert14 2 года назад +31

      Emily: Breathes
      Us: 😂😂😂💀💀💀

    • @ridaomer3990
      @ridaomer3990 2 года назад +7

      yess and the part when she said ''and trust me, nobodys hungry'' LIKE WHENS THE HOW-TO ROAST VID COMIN' OUT, OK??

    • @fearietales3709
      @fearietales3709 2 года назад +1

      EXACTLY

    • @danielorlovaquinn
      @danielorlovaquinn 2 года назад +1

      She dead ass punched an orphan um

    • @ceooflonelinessinc.267
      @ceooflonelinessinc.267 2 года назад +2

      I am Incel too. By defintion.
      In 32 years every women rejected me and no women ever showed interest in me. Despite I tried everything: asking women out, joining new groups, socialize, Tinder etc. I never had a hug, a kiss or something like a date. And obviously no realationship. I am always alone.
      What these people dont undertand. Incels dont become incels because they have fallen into a ideology. They act the way because they are cut off something most people need for their wellbeing (romantic contact). Everbody - women included - get ill if they are chonically cut off of this. Its only a matter of time till people commit these crimes occured though off course I condem the

  • @chameleon25
    @chameleon25 2 года назад +786

    They beg for nudes or send unsolicited pics but when a woman posts something too scandalous or say has an only fans they get shamed to the end of the world. They wouldn’t be doing it if there was not such a high demand for it.

    • @doid4354
      @doid4354 Год назад +50

      they know that they wouldn’t be making bank unless they were an attractive woman. Just a lotttt of bitterness in these guys

    • @Jane-oz7pp
      @Jane-oz7pp 11 месяцев назад

      Well, one is a woman bowing to their sexual desire.
      The other is a woman exhibiting her autonomy and profiting off of people just like them.
      I'm sure you can see the problem for them when it's put like that

    • @BullFrogFace
      @BullFrogFace 11 месяцев назад

      Because the men want to be the only ones to see the women like that.

    • @madarah8533
      @madarah8533 8 месяцев назад

      Girls with onlyfans and the guys fapping to it are equally disgusting

    • @eggi4443
      @eggi4443 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@neco5740 oh trust me, hating women doesn't automatically change your sexuality. it sounds really sad to hate someone that makes your dick hard. I'm not surprised they're so miserable

  • @GayForShinHati
    @GayForShinHati 11 месяцев назад +196

    10:14 at this point… not just from Asia. Bro should be banned from dating in general 💀

    • @qckreplacementvideos7561
      @qckreplacementvideos7561 8 месяцев назад +23

      I think bro can do that by himself lol, ain't nobody sticking around with that

  • @veronicalvendahl1332
    @veronicalvendahl1332 2 года назад +6492

    Our fandom could be named: “not even fans” it would be funny. We could say: “What!?!! I’m not even a fan!” Haha💀 this isn’t meant to be offensive. You are my favorite RUclipsr❤️

    • @theholyllama6950
      @theholyllama6950 2 года назад +392

      Ahh wait this is actually really clever

    • @h8irai
      @h8irai 2 года назад +181

      this is what i first said when emily said she wanted suggestions

    • @canyounotlookhere
      @canyounotlookhere 2 года назад +33

      omg yesssss

    • @rorof9720
      @rorof9720 2 года назад +28

      i like this one

    • @Criwbombs
      @Criwbombs 2 года назад +18

      i like this

  • @ronoc9
    @ronoc9 2 года назад +2336

    "Incels Shooting" is never a great way to begin a sentence.

    • @reet7060
      @reet7060 2 года назад +159

      Ik I was so scared at first.
      “I don’t normally get my news from Emily”

    • @PGOuma
      @PGOuma 2 года назад +74

      What's been happening this WHOLE MONTH:

    • @bannedmann4469
      @bannedmann4469 2 года назад +26

      D E M O N I T I Z E D

    • @LPSgirl00
      @LPSgirl00 2 года назад +41

      NO CUZ THAT WAS LITERALLY MY FIRST THOUGHT, AND I WAS SO SCARED XDXD

    • @johnwilliams655
      @johnwilliams655 2 года назад

      Out of the billion + incels globally and the 150 million incels in the US + any man with an Australian passport, two have committed a shooting.
      Associating shootings with average looking males is as fair as judging all actors on Bing Cosby

  • @chloegriggs8731
    @chloegriggs8731 2 года назад +2570

    “Emily’s Patients.” Big sister is a nurse, and always taking care of us with these videos. 🖤

  • @Cologram
    @Cologram 2 года назад +1806

    Whoever made that “white girl vs asian girl” chart should seriously be in fucking prison. That diagram is a full on confession

    • @bruiseleeroy7010
      @bruiseleeroy7010 11 месяцев назад +4

      A confession to what exactly why prison?

    • @alejandraa_cb
      @alejandraa_cb 11 месяцев назад

      @@bruiseleeroy7010a confession to being a p*do!

    • @NN-sp9tu
      @NN-sp9tu 10 месяцев назад +53

      Ragebait. Zero chance it’s for real. Although even making it in jest should probably score some prison time

    • @rattgod
      @rattgod 10 месяцев назад +133

      @@NN-sp9tuincels “jokes” are always underlie some truth, so they should be taken seriously.

    • @ashwinnaidoo796
      @ashwinnaidoo796 10 месяцев назад +4

      @@rattgodlol what

  • @EmyN
    @EmyN Год назад +358

    2:00 "racial fetishization bright early in the morning?!" Has the same energy as "right in front of my salad?!"

    • @SourSkillit
      @SourSkillit Год назад +20

      I thought he was talking about the food, and then BAM. Racism.

    • @JuiceBox_J
      @JuiceBox_J 4 месяца назад

      I saw this comment exactly as the part came up lol

  • @megadrako2763
    @megadrako2763 2 года назад +2529

    You should call us "the odds" because we are (not even) Emily's fans

    • @rogue-lemon
      @rogue-lemon 2 года назад +57

      LOVE this

    • @markgrey5360
      @markgrey5360 2 года назад +35

      Yeah I really like your idea!

    • @callmezevi
      @callmezevi 2 года назад +43

      this is what true genius looks like

    • @dobbyssock1086
      @dobbyssock1086 2 года назад +17

      I vote for this

    • @Cenmeow
      @Cenmeow 2 года назад +1

      this needs to happen

  • @grumpy6837
    @grumpy6837 2 года назад +1297

    as a german i can guarantee that emilys pronunciation at 10:30 was 100% correct especially the "behuäahaghh" was *chefs kiss* perfection
    side note for non german speakers: he asked her how she's doing and noted that she seems pretty busy aka "beschäftigt"

    • @aeinx114
      @aeinx114 2 года назад +18

      Lmao😭😭

    • @mio7341
      @mio7341 2 года назад +58

      best german pronunciation i’ve heard

    • @luminafrost644
      @luminafrost644 2 года назад +51

      As a german person this part gave me infinite happiness x3

    • @pudding3907
      @pudding3907 2 года назад +18

      as an Austrian person i can agree, it was chefs kiss.

    • @shushu3351
      @shushu3351 2 года назад +14

      Vallah billah sogar

  • @AURORAstuff
    @AURORAstuff 2 года назад +2880

    so true emily!! literally never seen ANY screenshots or whatever of a woman begging desperately for a nude pic. it's weird bc usually there are exceptions but when it comes to this topic I've only seen men acting like this lol

    • @johnmilius3031
      @johnmilius3031 2 года назад

      Women are never lonely and rejected like most men are. Women can't be Incels.

    • @R.K_Chalkboard
      @R.K_Chalkboard 2 года назад +105

      Not until, you see an astrology Twitter user, when they see someone who's 6'5, and shredded.

    • @Deoxys911
      @Deoxys911 2 года назад +1

      That's mostly because women by and large are much less aroused by visual stimuli than men (plus it's not like there are many men who would be opposed to sending basically any woman nudes or publicly complain about being asked for them).

    • @Sanas_Shy_Language
      @Sanas_Shy_Language 2 года назад +60

      idk, I have seen some crazy stuff...

    • @vanshika_cool
      @vanshika_cool 2 года назад +1

      Yeah...same, I've only seen cishet men do shit like this

  • @T_Cup
    @T_Cup 2 года назад +489

    Online misogyny aside, there's an adult man out there that thinks baking bread and cooking are not in the same category. That's like saying someone can drive a car AND operate a motor vehicle - not different things. Also, we should be called the Odds because we're "not even". Sorry, a math joke. Then people who don't like your channel will be against the Odds.

    • @ujunwaasanwa1686
      @ujunwaasanwa1686 Год назад +5

      This is the one!!

    • @laser__unicorn
      @laser__unicorn Год назад +13

      In the sims 4 they divided the Baking and Cooking skills as different skills. A sim in the game can learn how to make a perfect lobster thermidor but unable to bake a simple fcking bread. So, its not just a man out there, there's an entire dev team of a major company thinking these are two different categories LOL

    • @fabiansaerve
      @fabiansaerve 4 месяца назад +4

      I disagree. My baking skills are so bad haha and I DONT KNOW WHY

    • @Raddest_Cal
      @Raddest_Cal 3 месяца назад

      I feel like they are different though. I can bake pretty good because it’s so straightforward and exact with measurements and instructions. When I cook, recipes seem a bit loose (eg. a pinch of salt) and thus more difficult for me to follow. There’s a lot more to do with gut feeling rather than precision.

    • @eVill420
      @eVill420 Месяц назад

      I also separate baking and cooking in my mind.
      maybe cuz I live on a farm, but making bread is just so--- industrial? it doesn't really take any of the same skills as making a meal from the ingredients you have

  • @lloroshastar6347
    @lloroshastar6347 10 месяцев назад +183

    I'd say it's 99% people who don't know how to talk to women that make up incels, because rather than see another woman as a human being they double down on being terrible. I'm saying this as a man who is short, overweight and bald. I could have been an incel when I was younger, so I just worked on my own behaviour, I didn't just declare myself a 'nice guy', I actively tried to be a better person, not just pretend to be a better person. It didn't bring instant success, it didn't make me a good person overnight, it took time, but still now I am not an incel, I am not someone who women feel uncomfortable around, and all it takes is just not seeing every woman as a 'conquest' but just being happy about being just friends. Now I'm in a wonderful and happy relationship, and all it took was looking inward and changing my own behaviour and thought processes instead of doubling down and blaming 'feminism' or whatever.

    • @iiCounted-op5jx
      @iiCounted-op5jx 10 месяцев назад +9

      stop, it doesn't work like that, once an incel, always an incel, yeah congratulations you ascended my guy

    • @lloroshastar6347
      @lloroshastar6347 10 месяцев назад +73

      @@iiCounted-op5jx an incel isn't something you're born as, it's a behaviour, it's something anyone can change. But it's about accountability, you have to be willing to make the necessary changes, and that's the problem. A lot of guys aren't willing, they blame everyone else but themselves.

    • @creatingvideostobreakmyspe6049
      @creatingvideostobreakmyspe6049 8 месяцев назад

      Man doesnt know what a hooker is@@iiCounted-op5jx

    • @CR7_IS_THE_GOAT_14
      @CR7_IS_THE_GOAT_14 8 месяцев назад +4

      @@lloroshastar6347 It’s not that easy. You’ve got to realise that not everybody’s the same and some people really are handed a shit hand in life. Also, it’s funny that you talk about “accountability” when it comes to young men and their issues, but when it comes to any other group you guys say it’s all societies fault.

    • @lloroshastar6347
      @lloroshastar6347 8 месяцев назад +20

      @@CR7_IS_THE_GOAT_14 "you guys" - Not sure who you might be referring to there. I'm an individual and have come to my conclusions through experience.
      Society effects everyone in different ways, but that's separate to accountability. Being a bad person has nothing to do with how society treats you, that one's on you.

  • @colef2345
    @colef2345 2 года назад +1618

    “Not even a fan base” should be our name
    It’s funny sue me

    • @notevenemily
      @notevenemily  2 года назад +490

      omg... I dig this one

    • @axelthelad
      @axelthelad 2 года назад +17

      Oh my lord my idea was just a worse version of this T^T

    • @suzannax
      @suzannax 2 года назад +62

      It's better than Emilites, which somehow sounds like a rash cream.

    • @miryuvv.
      @miryuvv. 2 года назад +7

      i like this one! and if people want then we could also have an easier to say nickname too!

    • @bannedmann4469
      @bannedmann4469 2 года назад +3

      Sham base?...

  • @aayushjounjadkar5902
    @aayushjounjadkar5902 2 года назад +861

    Emilys reaction on “flat chest” is my favourite moment ever of her.

  • @talloncusack
    @talloncusack 2 года назад +250

    My bf pointed at this in my recommended and said he wanted to watch it “because she is funny” aww

    • @nanospeed2550
      @nanospeed2550 Год назад +16

      Green flag vibez

    • @talloncusack
      @talloncusack Год назад +20

      @@nanospeed2550 lol yup. I mean it’s been 12 years I think at this point? haha

    • @nanospeed2550
      @nanospeed2550 Год назад +14

      @@talloncusack 12 YEARS!?!?! damn!!! I'm so happy for you! Well wishes from Norway ❤️❤️

    • @camaraman645
      @camaraman645 5 месяцев назад +4

      @@talloncusack 12 years? well wishes

    • @talloncusack
      @talloncusack 5 месяцев назад +4

      @@camaraman645 I think 13 and a half now or something, lol

  • @myrskysky
    @myrskysky Год назад +34

    Did that one guy really just say that I have endometriosis because I'm a slut????

  • @mallarieluvsgirls
    @mallarieluvsgirls Год назад +27

    “brownies ❤ just my little nickname” made me audibly REACT

  • @aayushjounjadkar5902
    @aayushjounjadkar5902 2 года назад +618

    We should be called “Not-evens”

  • @karmajay8540
    @karmajay8540 2 года назад +310

    our name should be “ actually emily “

  • @Ilikeflowers22
    @Ilikeflowers22 2 года назад +466

    10:34 That's the wildest way I've ever heard someone pronounce German words lol.
    You tried tho and we appreciate that.

    • @cerysxox
      @cerysxox 2 года назад +14

      lmfao yeah 💀💀

    • @bannedmann4469
      @bannedmann4469 2 года назад +7

      Such language.

    • @hellu484
      @hellu484 2 года назад +47

      How she just skipped “beschäftigt” xD love it

    • @aeinx114
      @aeinx114 2 года назад +1

      Lol😭

  • @parisisaprincesss
    @parisisaprincesss 2 года назад +44

    8:55 oh god that post is so icky
    half the things are literally "she looks/acts like a child uwu"
    like call the fcking police *YIKES*

  • @moldycheese6635
    @moldycheese6635 5 месяцев назад +29

    The only acceptable reason to open with “I’ve never been into brownies but you might change my mind” is if the person is a baker

  • @twonk2434
    @twonk2434 2 года назад +401

    Option 1: Emily's siblings (Cause of the online older sister thing)
    Correct Answer: Emily's personal ant colony

    • @_yahir_7673
      @_yahir_7673 2 года назад +5

      I like Emily's siblings

    • @saarahali1512
      @saarahali1512 2 года назад +2

      Correct answer is kinda long maybe just go with Emily's siblings?

    • @1vy-h2b
      @1vy-h2b 2 года назад +12

      Emily's ants

    • @squarrot9355
      @squarrot9355 2 года назад +11

      PLS LET'S BE ANTS

    • @GA_131
      @GA_131 2 года назад +7

      …aunt colony?

  • @carolin7337
    @carolin7337 2 года назад +470

    This is gonna sound weird but I feel like incels and Emily is a fun combo (for a video)

    • @rice3306
      @rice3306 2 года назад

      @JHONNY shut up and go away johnny

    • @ridaomer3990
      @ridaomer3990 2 года назад +18

      haha i imagined her interviewing an incel. my heart is already going to that guy even though she hasn't ever done that yet😂

    • @08tacit
      @08tacit 2 года назад +16

      because she’s the best at making fun of them

  • @SkiddlyBink
    @SkiddlyBink 2 года назад +75

    "the extinction will be self inflicted" is so raw. and so real

    • @thesaddestdude3575
      @thesaddestdude3575 2 года назад +7

      More like genetically inflicted.

    • @eVill420
      @eVill420 Месяц назад

      @@thesaddestdude3575 poor genes getting stuck in those bodies, feels bad

  • @Yourlocalprocrastinator
    @Yourlocalprocrastinator Год назад +21

    7:45 how dare he disturb their date?-

  • @dotwia2944
    @dotwia2944 2 года назад +70

    If you're not even Emily, then your fans could be Emily instead.
    It would be very funny for you to start a video welcoming everyone as one collective 'Emily'

    • @mie-m5326
      @mie-m5326 2 года назад +1

      That's what I said.

  • @peetagriffn
    @peetagriffn 2 года назад +120

    the queen slays once again

  • @laurend777
    @laurend777 2 года назад +282

    I live laugh love how Emily makes the most random things so funny. Her skits are the greatest. Period. 💅

  • @yoursmusically7536
    @yoursmusically7536 2 года назад +304

    WE SHOULD BE CALLED EMMYS

  • @AnastasiaWarabi
    @AnastasiaWarabi 4 месяца назад +17

    "cute and childlike in appearance" WHAT

  • @catienoble3191
    @catienoble3191 2 года назад +15

    (I took a history of western medicine class last semester, and I need to rant) The guy at 11:40 makes me so mad. Like, he thinks that gynecological problems aren't real and they are just for attention? First of all, those parts need check ups just like the rest of the body (though that guy gives me the vibes of those guys who only go to the doctor when they're about to die). Second, you know whose fault it is in the first place that the female reproductive system is super medicalized? Sexist male doctors in the 1800s. And they did it to control women and their bodies.

  • @salemedits9320
    @salemedits9320 2 года назад +857

    we should totally have a culty ass name, like “Children of Emily” or “The sister and misterhood of noteven”

    • @loserlarry6307
      @loserlarry6307 2 года назад +20

      I like the suggestions but the second one seems kinda non-binary exclusive

    • @rats_in_a_PACK
      @rats_in_a_PACK 2 года назад +94

      what about the coven of not-even?

    • @loserlarry6307
      @loserlarry6307 2 года назад +5

      @@rats_in_a_PACK I absolutely love that!! 💕

    • @DotTop
      @DotTop 2 года назад +29

      I have never heard the term "misterhood" before, but I absolutely love it. Sisterhood and misterhood.

    • @salemedits9320
      @salemedits9320 2 года назад +4

      @@rats_in_a_PACKYES LOVE THAT

  • @erikpartolan8791
    @erikpartolan8791 2 года назад +255

    I love sitting down and enjoying my lunch to Emily roasting incels 😌 Perfect Thursday afternoon

    • @galek75
      @galek75 11 месяцев назад

      Still waiting for the "here's how to talk to women" tutorial for guys. I mean she said it so confidently.

  • @--s.s.c--
    @--s.s.c-- 2 года назад +82

    I swear Emily has the smoothest transitions ever. I'll be watching her talking abt a product and not even realize it til it's almost over😂

  • @veronikakovarova7075
    @veronikakovarova7075 2 года назад +21

    I laughed at the “bridge troll” part more than I should have

  • @haikzacharian3579
    @haikzacharian3579 2 года назад +137

    Ive been seeing an f ton of comments about “not even a fanbase” or emily’s cult and i think those are really great ideas sooo…ya
    Also just wanted to say thanks so much for making these videos that brighten up my day and make me laugh so hard

  • @smoke6760
    @smoke6760 2 года назад +233

    Not Even Emily community name suggestions:
    1) Not Even Us
    2) We're not even here
    3) We're not even Emily
    4) The " Not Here Crew" or the "Not Even here Crew"
    5) Emily's Crew
    Bonus slogan:)
    "I'm not here but my crew is" or "Emily's not here but her crew is".
    Love your videos btw♠🖤❤

    • @markgrey5360
      @markgrey5360 2 года назад +7

      I really like all of your suggestions tbh. 👍👍

    • @markgrey5360
      @markgrey5360 2 года назад +5

      @@GHOST... I like your suggestion its funny! 😆😊

    • @_y2k
      @_y2k 2 года назад +15

      girl these are so bad 😭😭

    • @dilfsupreme1
      @dilfsupreme1 2 года назад +2

      @@_y2k LMAO

    • @meatiest1989
      @meatiest1989 2 года назад +1

      ​@@_y2k not in a mean way but fr

  • @qR7p9KsYt3zN
    @qR7p9KsYt3zN 2 года назад +260

    The incel morning routine was HILARIOUS! 🤣

  • @JubeiKibagamiFez
    @JubeiKibagamiFez 2 года назад +11

    5:47 I'd just ask what drink she had. How in the hell these types of people still exist??? I'm glad you did a video in this. I didn't know what the word incel meant till this video.

  • @justkaeden5959
    @justkaeden5959 2 года назад +16

    Emily's always got genius way to integrate her sponserships. 2:59

  • @lauras.9294
    @lauras.9294 2 года назад +76

    You speaking german literally killed me XDDD
    But you tried, good on you

    • @babyyoda1898
      @babyyoda1898 2 года назад +3

      Yes i loved it she should speak more german

  • @Sir_Noel
    @Sir_Noel 2 года назад +49

    as usual the video ate me up for breakfast lunch and dinner, pop off queen

  • @BkhammoYou
    @BkhammoYou 2 года назад +110

    "I put on my bra one t*t at a time."
    Truly words to live by.

  • @louloudaki_
    @louloudaki_ 2 года назад +20

    the one guy who when she wasn’t responding switched over to german had me laughing so hard

  • @dajab.7331
    @dajab.7331 2 года назад +3

    i'm amazed by how SMOOTH that ad roll was. incredible

  • @smolchild9255
    @smolchild9255 2 года назад +26

    What about the fandom name: ‘Not Even Family’? :)

  • @kurkkupastillitjalammintee
    @kurkkupastillitjalammintee 2 года назад +117

    We could be called "Not even a fanbase". A bit long, but goes with the channel name. An individual viewer could be a "Not-even".
    Another idea would be "The Emily Cult", nice and subtle.

  • @not_daijobu_
    @not_daijobu_ 2 года назад +64

    Emily it's currently almost 3 AM here right now, and you made me laugh. Like I was wheezing so hard lol 😂!
    And the part where you go ," Chivalry is not simply dead, it was murdered in a vicious homicide." .... MAN, it just killed me!😂
    And you saying all these things with a straight face , makes it 100 times more effective.
    Keep entertaining us by making such great videos. ♥
    (And yeah , educating as well!)

  • @Freja_snail
    @Freja_snail Год назад +15

    1:21 “not even fans” 😂😂😂 as a joke to your username being not even emily

  • @angusmarch1066
    @angusmarch1066 2 года назад +26

    That one dude who was bizzarely anti-gynocologist, does realise that men also have sexual organ doctors called urologists, right?

  • @nathanbreadboi9223
    @nathanbreadboi9223 2 года назад +59

    We could all be bawling our eyes out from the suffering these people cause us and Emily will keep making us suffer

  • @sihchenliang7260
    @sihchenliang7260 2 года назад +12

    1:50 panda express fortune cookies 🤣
    Why so many people don't know how to compliment someone out of their race without mentioning food 💀

  • @cerysxox
    @cerysxox 2 года назад +26

    doing my final exams rn and my toughest one is tomorrow so this is exactly the distraction i needed!! thank you emily!

  • @lili_582
    @lili_582 11 месяцев назад +5

    Your earrings are so cute omg

  • @turdburgler8634
    @turdburgler8634 2 года назад +173

    I was an incel and I couldnt get any relationships with a woman.. so I given up on it because I felt the sexual frustration turning into bitterness ( hate ).
    Now I have a few female colleague friends that I talk to; and all that frustration is gone & feel part of the circle.
    The internet is sure a dangerous place for the naive & angry.

    • @j.d.s.1837
      @j.d.s.1837 2 года назад +16

      ~ 7/10 overweight normiecel.

    • @annieisnotokie
      @annieisnotokie 2 года назад +93

      I'm so proud of you for leaving this harmful way of thinking! It is truly harmful not only for others around you, but also for yourself. You broke out of the cycle and now can live a better quality life! I'm sure you'll find your special person, who will appreciate you and want you romantically + sexually!

    • @j.d.s.1837
      @j.d.s.1837 2 года назад +27

      @@annieisnotokie 🤣🤣🤣 wish him good luck getting friendzoned.👍🏻

    • @adoroselatte
      @adoroselatte 2 года назад +3

      nice but do we care lol

    • @beganitdidnt6535
      @beganitdidnt6535 2 года назад +19

      you never leave the incelverse
      the blackpill will always come back to collect
      but you felt the rage right? the bitterness of not getting a women?
      imagine years or even decades of feeling that and knowing thats its ovER

  • @1vy-h2b
    @1vy-h2b 2 года назад +30

    "Do angels drink apple juice?"
    Me drinking apple juice rn: no but demons do

  • @lindsays3215
    @lindsays3215 2 года назад +8

    The fandom name should play on the "may or may not know" thing. Like "the knowers", "Mays", "in ons" (like bc we're in on it), it something along those lines. I know those names aren't great, but I think it would be cool to play on that somehow

  • @らぎ-i1m
    @らぎ-i1m 2 года назад +8

    i can't come up with a creative fan name but i just want to say, i've been here since your first video and i'm so proud of your growth, you deserve all 51k and more. you're definitely my favorite youtuber and i rewatch like all your videos often, you're the best internet older sister i could ask for. ily!

  • @The4dora
    @The4dora 8 дней назад +1

    15:28 NO CUZ A GUY I MEET ON DICORD DID THIS ONCE AND HE KEPT SAYING "I'm gonna die in 3-4 months and you didn't show me any love or care" I WAS GIGGLING SO HARD

  • @hozic9929
    @hozic9929 10 месяцев назад +21

    these men need to work on themselves fr

    • @just-an-existant-human
      @just-an-existant-human 5 месяцев назад

      how did you do that blue thing

    • @hozic9929
      @hozic9929 5 месяцев назад

      @@just-an-existant-human youtube emojis on pc

  • @kyiamack
    @kyiamack 2 года назад +14

    13:07 This one sounds like a little kid learning cuss words for the first time 🤣

  • @beckyok4582
    @beckyok4582 2 года назад +19

    Hilarious!😂 Also, I believe you nailed the morning routine down to a t! I can’t wait for a Part 2 of Emily vs the Incels🤩

  • @PhilTheBronxite
    @PhilTheBronxite 2 года назад +15

    8:30 I can tell you that the first time I saw that meme. I wanted to call the FBI to find out who made that. Because they need to be in jail.

    • @seri4837
      @seri4837 2 года назад

      Jail? I'd say mental asylum

  • @Beto_Serrano
    @Beto_Serrano 2 года назад +4

    This vid was uploaded on my burthday,.
    Thanks for the gift.

  • @MadisonR2006
    @MadisonR2006 2 года назад +49

    I love that Emily’s videos always end up not quite being what the title leads you to expect.
    Also, I think sometimes people misunderstood what fetishizing Asian girls means. It’s more around assigning stereotypes, like Emily shows in that guy’s post, not just thinking Asian girls are attractive. I know, this coming from the Asian girl with an anime pfp, but it’s true. And it’s the offensive stereotypes that are worst, like “Asian girls are exotic but docile”. You can have some form of Asian girls as your attraction type, we all have an attraction type. It’s when you expect specific behaviors that’s a problem. My personality isn’t defined by my being Chinese.

  • @LoneWulf278
    @LoneWulf278 2 года назад +11

    I really needed this laugh. Those messages were priceless. 😭

  • @pigeont1221
    @pigeont1221 2 года назад +7

    this had me choking on my water thank you so much for such great dissociation

  • @PeterSven10
    @PeterSven10 2 года назад +8

    That scent bird promo was literally perfectly executed 👏🏽😂

  • @lauren1779
    @lauren1779 Год назад +27

    9:13 CALL THE POLICE. The flat chest remark reminds me of TW Of Herbs and Alters channel about anorexia fetishes and how they want the women to look flat chested like a child and be like a child.

    • @atomicskies_
      @atomicskies_ 3 месяца назад

      No crime was committed, you can’t just call the cops on everyone you don’t like

    • @souppyyy3053
      @souppyyy3053 Месяц назад +2

      ​@@atomicskies_ read the room, jeez

    • @atomicskies_
      @atomicskies_ Месяц назад

      @@souppyyy3053 ?

  • @kendiikendoll
    @kendiikendoll 10 месяцев назад +2

    Im dying for a part 2 tbh, got me devouring my salad w this content fr! love the work!

  • @qckreplacementvideos7561
    @qckreplacementvideos7561 8 месяцев назад +9

    1:00 the "Not Evens"

  • @chloexoxo4546
    @chloexoxo4546 2 года назад +12

    So the “ asian girlfriend” describes a literal child very very odd this math aint mathing
    Also the white girlfriend one “ bags of fat” wtfff ALSO ACTS LIKE AN ADULT ummmm as she should what do you want her to act like if shes an adult VERY ODD

  • @anto_dodleyt
    @anto_dodleyt 10 месяцев назад +7

    4:01 hearing abt the scent bird promo reminds me when my teacher thought my scent bird perfume was a vape 😭

    • @brídeann
      @brídeann 8 месяцев назад

      NOOOO WHAT 😭😭😭

    • @anto_dodleyt
      @anto_dodleyt 8 месяцев назад

      @@brídeannIK 😭

  • @equally.marketable
    @equally.marketable 5 месяцев назад +4

    sometimes I think I’m bad at socialization/flirting but then I see videos about incels and I feel a lot better about myself

  • @thekirstenempire
    @thekirstenempire Год назад +8

    2:12 emily pls timezones exist 😭😭😭

    • @brídeann
      @brídeann 8 месяцев назад

      Exactly my thoughts 😭😭

  • @willowarkan2263
    @willowarkan2263 9 месяцев назад +4

    7:01 well that user name is on point though, this is some real nice guy tm stuff.

  • @iipineapplekiwii3391
    @iipineapplekiwii3391 2 года назад +6

    2:27 wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy
    grab my glasses, I’m out the door, I’m gonna hit this city

  • @professorquinsonsnib
    @professorquinsonsnib 2 года назад +4

    15:26 There’s actually a Curb Your Enthusiasm episode about this LOL

  • @baileymoran8585
    @baileymoran8585 7 месяцев назад +3

    All of this. So many people, including women, are so quick to defend these dudes. ‘They are lonely and struggle with social skills.’ That isn’t my problem. They can get therapy and fix that shit so I don’t have to deal with them! Why are men allowed to cause harm with their instability but the moment a woman says ‘I’m sorry I sounded like I had an attitude to you. I’m having a bad day. My grandfather died last night,’ we are satan himself for not keeping sweet while dealing with heavy shit?

  • @lauren1779
    @lauren1779 Год назад +2

    You got my subscription with the “Kim people are dying” 😂😂😂

  • @iheartravi
    @iheartravi 2 года назад +26

    the fact you like fruity scents is giving very fruity vibes happy pride month 🥰🥰

  • @xzhannyx5337
    @xzhannyx5337 2 года назад +10

    What if it's something like “not even a fandom” to go with “not even Emily” or is that stupid

  • @lynnrowcliff
    @lynnrowcliff 2 года назад +4

    Yoo I was literally just thinking about rewatching one of your videos 🌸
    Maybe the community name could be related to the Older Sister thing? I say that because I feel like it would be too difficult to co-opt girlboss.

  • @EL-fc4bu
    @EL-fc4bu 8 месяцев назад +3

    Your humor is so entertaining

    • @nickem6556
      @nickem6556 7 месяцев назад

      I guess this is irony because the only attempt for humor was pronauncing words with tuned volume and reverb.

    • @EL-fc4bu
      @EL-fc4bu 7 месяцев назад +3

      @@nickem6556 the irony is your comment projecting what you think is humor, when others clearly have differences in what they find humorous. you’re not the main character bro the world isn’t from your perspective only.

  • @peeppeeped
    @peeppeeped Год назад +3

    the german at 10:37 says
    "good evening, kat! how are you? it seems that you are very busy. or?" i don't know why he put oder at the end because that just means or so???

  • @nagisa5270
    @nagisa5270 2 года назад +12

    “Internet big sis covers incels” that’s a head line

  • @Imsorryman
    @Imsorryman 2 года назад +4

    2:57 This is an all-time great sponsor segway, I can’t even get mad at it.

    • @Imsorryman
      @Imsorryman 2 года назад +1

      I was kinda “new” to this channel when I typed this, I’ve seen about 5 better on this channel by now.

  • @thatspottedowlgal9086
    @thatspottedowlgal9086 2 года назад +2

    The deathbed "ew" got me 😂 Just started watching your videos recently and loving them!

  • @ndelwalushaba4931
    @ndelwalushaba4931 Год назад +1

    was doubled over from laughing too much , the way you express thing honestly you too good

  • @suna606
    @suna606 2 года назад +13

    the way emily pronounces german words has me rolling-😭💅

  • @boredblue9686
    @boredblue9686 2 года назад +6

    For the community name suggestion:
    I'd say the "Not Even Family" or "Not Even Femily" (haha get it?)
    Or maybe the "Not Even Community"

  • @dramatic.le0
    @dramatic.le0 2 года назад +6

    I cannot believe I watched (and had a big ol’ lesbian crush on you) while you were on vine! I continue to enjoy every crumb of content and eat it up like it’s my first meal in days. Never stop being you…not even (😉) a bit! Proposed community names: Red & Saucy (in honor of vine…rip girl), not even stans, the Subtle Ad Transitions (SATs) and finally Sarah Paulson but only as her character in American Horror Story: Asylum (jk lol).

  • @Kate-hx3qz
    @Kate-hx3qz 2 года назад +2

    your videos remind me of old RUclips in the best way possible

  • @stroodledoodles
    @stroodledoodles 2 года назад +87

    These dudes seriously need to learn the difference between an actual woman and a sex doll, Lord in Heaven.
    Either that or just go to jail, perhaps both!

  • @gremlin7670
    @gremlin7670 2 года назад +4

    Here’s a little translation for 10:32
    Good evening kat! How’s it going? Seems like you’re very busy.
    Right? 🙂