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  • Jimmy addresses the latest news, like New York City hosting the United Nations General Assembly, Trump vowing to colonize Mars with Elon Musk if elected as president and Bruce Springsteen turning 75.
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Комментарии • 127

  • @wisteriasinensis6080
    @wisteriasinensis6080 4 часа назад +18

    That mars selfie joke was incredible

  • @leannevandekew1996
    @leannevandekew1996 4 часа назад +39

    If Trump Senior has 5 kids by 3 wives and is traveling south at 50 mph, and Trump Junior has 5 kids by one wife and is traveling west at 40 mph, how many criminal enterprises until the 2 men meet in prison?

    • @ckris4446
      @ckris4446 4 часа назад +5

      Lol I believe the answer is Mars (sorry Mars)

    • @Barbara-u5h
      @Barbara-u5h 4 часа назад +4

      Can't count that high😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @dougsmo6960
      @dougsmo6960 3 часа назад

      Doesn't matter ,I smell poo

  • @cammieg4381
    @cammieg4381 4 часа назад +4

    I love the walk in the park, and the growing number of folks who recognize Jimmy and start following them! 🤣

  • @olivergarrick1175
    @olivergarrick1175 4 часа назад +2

    The mars selfie jokes was pure comedy 😂.

  • @matthewforsee5092
    @matthewforsee5092 4 часа назад +5

    Such an insult to Mars.

  • @__JMR__
    @__JMR__ 4 часа назад +3

    That girl behind Jimmy Fallon at the beginning of his Apple skit looks so fed up lol

  • @SVUE-jj9jc
    @SVUE-jj9jc 4 часа назад +10

    Can the aliens just take Trump already. 😂 If it doesn’t work out they can leave him on Mars. 🤔 didn’t Elon want to nuke Mars. 🤣

    • @drumbum3.142
      @drumbum3.142 4 часа назад

      They can leave it on a planet all right.. .....but I personally wouldn't choose mars.. .....there's another that is (much) more suitable and apropos.. .

  • @MikellaEmperado
    @MikellaEmperado 4 часа назад +5

    We love you jimmy!❤️

  • @higgs923
    @higgs923 4 часа назад +8

    Trump promised that the US would be the first to land on the sun. He says we'll just land at night when it's cooler.

    • @wens4kids
      @wens4kids 3 часа назад

      That made me laugh!!

    • @TheDemontr1
      @TheDemontr1 3 часа назад

      some would buy it too

    • @alainahatfield2503
      @alainahatfield2503 3 часа назад

      Did he really say this? It wouldn't surprise me but I need to watch the stupidity

    • @ErinSummConfidenceCoach
      @ErinSummConfidenceCoach 3 часа назад

      @@alainahatfield2503I want to know toooo!!! 🤣

  • @jakeCM90
    @jakeCM90 4 часа назад +2

    It's only 2024 and we've already achieved FULL IDIOCRACY.

  • @flintbrenick
    @flintbrenick 4 часа назад +4

    I had no idea Jimmy has a background in computer science and even knows some C++. That’s really cool.

    • @lazurusknight2724
      @lazurusknight2724 4 часа назад

      yeah, respect, code is hard

    • @-danR
      @-danR 3 часа назад

      That was a show-stopper.

  • @cheska2024
    @cheska2024 4 часа назад +3

    I'm 81. I get the Google map printout to grocery store thing.

  • @lashendawest7509
    @lashendawest7509 4 часа назад +3

    We love your show jimmy fallon

  • @rj-zz8im
    @rj-zz8im 4 часа назад +3

    And Mexico is going to pay for it!

  • @DerekHoscorner
    @DerekHoscorner 4 часа назад +1

    Jimmy Fallon hosts vows awesomeness job

  • @CCRIDER-fz9qb
    @CCRIDER-fz9qb 3 часа назад +1

    What makes you laugh will make you cry !!

  • @onendonlysmithy1498
    @onendonlysmithy1498 4 часа назад +6

    He's going to get the Martians to pay for it too

  • @wilpresswil
    @wilpresswil 4 часа назад

    JIMMY is currently the champion of late night comedy. Thank you for the entertainment.

  • @patrickhannen4832
    @patrickhannen4832 4 часа назад

    Oh my god, Tim Cook really laughs like the guy from Don't Look Up! I didn't realize that was such a spot on impression in that movie, what a weirdo haha.

  • @millixs.
    @millixs. 4 часа назад +1

    Bro just dropped an Apple Watch fitness commercial midway 🚶‍♂

  • @wisteriasinensis6080
    @wisteriasinensis6080 4 часа назад +6

    Love you jimmy!

  • @mmatchinsky
    @mmatchinsky 4 часа назад +1

    Donnie promising to take us to Mars will make Leon happy!
    🇺🇸🇺🇦

  • @drumbum3.142
    @drumbum3.142 4 часа назад +1

    If it becomes president again; it'll take society and human kind to a planet all right.. .....but it sure won't be mars.. .

  • @sandyago4735
    @sandyago4735 4 часа назад +1

    He's already bouncing around the asteroid belt

  • @doctorfeelok8575
    @doctorfeelok8575 4 часа назад +7

    I wish he would leave for Mars TODAY....strapped to one of Elon's crappy rockets.

    • @ZulcanPrime
      @ZulcanPrime 4 часа назад +1

      Trump would be better sent to the planet Uranus.

  • @steveddavis
    @steveddavis 4 часа назад

    Nice security walking behind them...

  • @jeffreytorney442
    @jeffreytorney442 4 часа назад +2

    I think most sane people would like to contribute towards Trump taking a one-way trip to Mars - preferably with half a tank of fuel!

  • @bmcwxyz
    @bmcwxyz 4 часа назад +1

    Hope this wasn't supposed to be a promotion for the iPhone because that selfie where's waldo video looked like sh*t.

  • @HookmanBrown1
    @HookmanBrown1 3 часа назад

    Did you notice the security? walking behind them?

  • @outlawbillionairez9780
    @outlawbillionairez9780 3 часа назад

    The guy that has to be told not to stare at the Sun, will take us to Mars? 🤔
    We'll end up in the Andromeda galaxy. 🚀👽

  • @kennydixson7851
    @kennydixson7851 4 часа назад

    Tim Apple 😂

  • @chanelcarlson3001
    @chanelcarlson3001 4 часа назад +2

    💙💙💙 💙2024

  • @KirillPopov-d2m
    @KirillPopov-d2m 4 часа назад +1

  • @ViralReality.
    @ViralReality. 4 часа назад +8

    KAMALA KOUNTRY 2024 ❤🎉

    • @ViralReality.
      @ViralReality. 4 часа назад +4

      Trump the biggest clown in town 😂

    • @TedCruz-ng6tl
      @TedCruz-ng6tl 4 часа назад

      @@ViralReality. heck no

    • @Brian_James
      @Brian_James 3 часа назад +1

      @@TedCruz-ng6tlNobody cares what Rafael Edward “Cancun Ted” Cruz has to say. 🤡

    • @Brian_James
      @Brian_James 3 часа назад +1

      @@TedCruz-ng6tl Nobody cares what Rafael Edward “Cancun Ted” Cruz thinks. 🤡

    • @Brian_James
      @Brian_James 3 часа назад +1

      @@TedCruz-ng6tlOh, Rafael Edward “Cancun Ted” Cruz is here. 🤡

  • @NusretTaras-o9q
    @NusretTaras-o9q 4 часа назад

    More Likes For The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon 👍

  • @Channelslamurai
    @Channelslamurai 4 часа назад +1

    Yo, Tim Apple is booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooring

  • @EvanMoon
    @EvanMoon 4 часа назад +3

    I don’t want Trump to take the US to McDonald’s alone to Mars

  • @billiebrown5162
    @billiebrown5162 4 часа назад +3

    I've heard that Fallon's job is sort of iffy. Is that true?

    • @sheriwilkinson616
      @sheriwilkinson616 4 часа назад +2

      True

    • @dohctorclark
      @dohctorclark 4 часа назад +3

      Like, they want to replace him? If so, good luck. Him, Kimmel and Colbert are presented with an impossible task: be funny, personable and relevant every night…but somehow they do it. That sounds like a nightmare job to me.

    • @MariaMartinez-researcher
      @MariaMartinez-researcher 4 часа назад

      Google?

  • @amineskandari6308
    @amineskandari6308 3 часа назад

    Trump is realistic

  • @thebrain01
    @thebrain01 4 часа назад

    Trump knows he won’t be going to heaven, so he is thinking of going to Mars (through SpaceX with a one way ticket) and he wants to take some of his supporters with him.

  • @TyquanArtis10
    @TyquanArtis10 4 часа назад +3

    I Saw Donald Trump at the Navy football game last week. With his ex wife. 🎖️🏈😊

  • @threeravens1788
    @threeravens1788 4 часа назад

    Blah

  • @visariosorino8034
    @visariosorino8034 4 часа назад +17

    To the person reading this, even though I don't know you. I wish you the best of what life has to offer 🙏 ❤😊👋

  • @chanelcarlson3001
    @chanelcarlson3001 4 часа назад

    💙💙💙💙🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

  • @ethanaleman
    @ethanaleman 3 часа назад +1

    Trump 2024

  • @sheriwilkinson616
    @sheriwilkinson616 4 часа назад +1

    Jimmy is like an ostrich with his head in the sand😮

    • @higgs923
      @higgs923 4 часа назад

      Show us on the doll where the bag comedian hurt you.

  • @faithfreeman9795
    @faithfreeman9795 4 часа назад +4

    Trump 2024! Was watching his rally earlier and he mentioned how he felt so down that time when Jimmy messed with his hair on live tv. I remember watching that interview thinking how disrespectful it was and uncool. I do Enjoy Jimmy Fallon don’t get me wrong! I love the ew skits and the whisper challenges but out of respect to others I just think that could have been totally avoided all together.

  • @musavir_dar1419
    @musavir_dar1419 4 часа назад +4

    Free palastine

    • @TedCruz-ng6tl
      @TedCruz-ng6tl 4 часа назад

      No

    • @patrickhannen4832
      @patrickhannen4832 4 часа назад

      I... I don't know if this is trolling or bait or whatever, but I'll bite. It's Palestine, only one a.

  • @AsunieKue-r5g
    @AsunieKue-r5g 4 часа назад

    😂😂

  • @sheriwilkinson616
    @sheriwilkinson616 4 часа назад +1

    Go live in Palestine

  • @crabbit00
    @crabbit00 4 часа назад

    ....🤨🤣🔵

  • @LexyWolfe561
    @LexyWolfe561 4 часа назад

    Made it early.

  • @sheriwilkinson616
    @sheriwilkinson616 4 часа назад +1

    Jimmy has donkey pox

  • @pixiemom6118
    @pixiemom6118 4 часа назад +4

    Trump for the win!

  • @pango-y8j
    @pango-y8j 4 часа назад

    Jimmy Fallon is not funny.😢

  • @alicecoopper4539
    @alicecoopper4539 4 часа назад

    Let see when aliens come to your house! Let see who will lough then

  • @roryclarke8192
    @roryclarke8192 4 часа назад +7

    Trump 2024🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 These jokes read of the teleprompter ain't changing nothing

    • @UncleEbenezer77
      @UncleEbenezer77 4 часа назад +5

      If you want to live life under autocracy, perhaps you should move to Venezuela with 45 after he loses again.

    • @chanelcarlson3001
      @chanelcarlson3001 4 часа назад +2

      HARRIS/WALZ 2024 💙💙💙💙🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

    • @MariaMartinez-researcher
      @MariaMartinez-researcher 4 часа назад

      Do you realize that being a Trump supporter now means that you *must* believe whatever he says? Like, that there is a wall in the border, that all those "infrastructure weeks" built something, that this time he is going to improve healthcare because he has "concepts of a plan" - 9 years after he said he would do it in two weeks?
      Will you keep supporting a guy who can be baited into a rage as easily as Kamala did in the debate? Who can be influenced so easily with flattery, as Putin, Kim, Orban, Musk, Loomer, Vance, etc., have done - what he demonstrated in the debate?

    • @Ross-z5h
      @Ross-z5h 4 часа назад +1

      Trump reading off a teleprompter ain't changing anything.

    • @oldbeatpete
      @oldbeatpete 4 часа назад

      K 51%, T. 48%.

  • @SOAD_Addict83
    @SOAD_Addict83 4 часа назад +2

    First

  • @meenakshighosh8584
    @meenakshighosh8584 4 часа назад +2

    Keep shutt Fallon

  • @dylannicholson9184
    @dylannicholson9184 4 часа назад

    Yo

  • @sheriwilkinson616
    @sheriwilkinson616 4 часа назад +2

    Vote ❤Trump to Save America...stop liar harris ads😮

  • @DannyFlamez
    @DannyFlamez 4 часа назад

    2nd

  • @dstlife2.062
    @dstlife2.062 4 часа назад

    4th

  • @marlonsanchezvaldivia6259
    @marlonsanchezvaldivia6259 4 часа назад +6

    Trump 2024

  • @TedCruz-ng6tl
    @TedCruz-ng6tl 4 часа назад +4

    Trump 2024

    • @karenluers8322
      @karenluers8322 4 часа назад

      Nope. No Trump, no racist, no felon and no dictator and definitely not a sociopathic. He has done enough damage. I will never be a Republican again.

    • @Brian_James
      @Brian_James 3 часа назад +2

      @@TedCruz-ng6tl Trump for prison 2025 🤡

    • @TedCruz-ng6tl
      @TedCruz-ng6tl 3 часа назад

      @@Brian_James lol I thought it was 2024