Flat Earther Thinks we Should Have a McDonalds on the Moon by Now
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CC thinks that if the moon was real and we've definitely landed on it, then we should have a McDonalds up there by now. Amazing!
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This guy lives near me...The whole town thinks he's a Clown...I agree.
I disagree SciManDan. I think the Moon is closer than the pine tree 😆j/k! /s!
Fun Fact: We are planning to go back to the moon for the first time in decades in 2025.
@@jasonmancuso7206 Think about it like this, This guy drives a Van on your streets... I would not feel fully comfortable knowing someone like this shared the road with me...
@RealNorPanda Good Idea...I'm gonna sell my house an move in with you.
If there was a McD’s on the moon, odds are their ice cream machine will be out of order too. 😂
"The chances of an Ice Cream machine working on Mars, are a million-to-one, he said"
@@MichaelBirks "but still we'll goooooo"
Du Du Duuuu
Flat earther logic: why are there no pictures of earth?
- here you go
- this is fake. Why are there no pictures from the moon?
- here you go
- THERE SHOULD BE PICTURES BY NOW
He looks like the kind of guy who thinks the criteria for habitability is whether there’s a McDonald’s or not!
what if CC discover how much of a conspiracy theory McDonalds "Healthy food" is .. that will become a video serie for CC..
Why do you think we haven’t gone to mars yet? No MaccyD’s
Well I’m not going till they have one
It's not? 😂
😆😎🤣
"As a former ball-earther" is synonymous with "I am currently in the process of descending into madness".
I worked with a guy who very rapidly started believing all these same crazy conspiracies… turned out he had a brain tumor. I genuinely hope Chris gets an MRI and makes sure he’s not got something serious going on neurologically
@@edjones8622 Seriously. A lot of flat Earthers you can tell are just narcissistic and arrogant d-bags, but with Chris, holy hell there is clearly something wrong upstairs. I almost feel sorry for him.
“There’s no Macdonalds, Burger King or Wendys on the moon, nor any advertising, therefore the moon doesn’t exist”. That, right there, sums up CC’s logic. Most first graders could do better than that.
There's no Wendy, BK or McDonalds in Antarctica. By Chris' reckoning Antarctical shouldnt exi..... oh right.
@@haroldramislives There aren't any on Mt. Everest too
“There’s no Macdonalds, Burger King or Wendys on the Amazon jungle, nor any advertising, therefore the Amazon jungle doesn’t exist”.
McDonalds seriously thought about opening a branch on the moon... but then considered how much larger a quarter pounder would need to be, which wasn't economically viable.
A quarter pounder on Jupiter would be miniscule.
Dirt cheap.
Sounds like a business plan I don't need to think about.
LMAO
Very funny!
See, this is where the metric system comes in handy 😂: a kilogram is a kilogram everywhere.
Of course, McDonald's could just call it some ludicrous name like "McRoyal" but what moron would risk his career proposing a name like _that!?_
@@larrywest42 might be the same mass everywhere but weight says otherwise
The faces CC Westchester County NY makes when he pretends to be in deep contemplation after he says something he thought was deep are just precious. Bless his little flat heart.
Nah, those faces are just indications on how close his brainlet is to overloading, you can almost hear the high pitch squeal as it approaches detonation.
What looks closer? That massive mountain over there, or that guy mowing his lawn across the street?
CC leads the "Best Drama Queen" contest... Rgr
"Little Flat Heart" my new band name..... 😁
more likely discomfort with flat-ulence (see what I did there ? I'll get my coat ;)
Good on CC for finally getting some time to film in his house. Must be hard having to constantly film in your car because the wife’s home and thinks you’re a buffoon.
Did you see the video when his wife said "stop this shit" lmfao😂 even his wife knows he's a moron, she must be a strong woman since she's still married to him, I would've divorced his ass as soon as he mentioned flat earth
I thought he'd been kicked out.
Hoped?
She was probably at her lover’s house
You guys aren’t nice. Maybe his wife is the one who converted him to flat earth?
Or maybe he’s so ashamed of her he never wants to show her on screen…
I can't blame CC. Last time I was on the moon, they only had a Dominos Pizza.
We should have a McDonalds in at least one of the outer lands outside the ice wall by now
"Hey dad, what's closer the Moon or Australia? The Moon , of course. You can see the Moon."
And still you know the Australians ARE there!! Creepy... Rgr
@@borano2031Hey! I resemble that remark.
I dare to say the Cow looks closer, isn't that right, Ted?
"I still don't get it, Ted" - CC
Only if the dish ran away with the spoon.
Imagine his surprise if the flight path had taken the plane in front of the moon.
Lol, good point!
Plenty of photos of those - didn't someone get footage of the ISS passing front of the Sun during the 2018 solar eclipse over North America?
@@KOZMOuvBORG You won’t fool a genius like him with that NASA fakery! He will clutch at his pearls and cry CGI !!!!
@@KOZMOuvBORGPlenty of photos and even videos of the ISS passing between the camera and the moon at any time throughout the past few decades. Dave McKeegan has an excellent video of his process for doing so.
@@o9arceneaux the transit I was pointing out had it passing in front of the Sᴜɴ while that was becoming eclipsed by the Moon.
Every time I hear CC call a fuel tank a rocket I get unreasonably upset. My pops worked on the shuttle project and we have news footage of me at one of the landings. That thing was a freaking marvel that helped create the world we currently live in.
Very cool. My own father also worked on the Space Shuttle project as an electrical engineer. It's part of why I get annoyed by the space denial aspect of flat-earthers.
He called the shuttle fuel tank a HELIUM BALLOON! That's deep.
I'm more upset that I think he's one of those that denies the astronauts died on _Challenger_ and _Columbia._
@@bobblum5973 He does.
I feel like he's satire.
I miss his wife walking by asking when he's going to "knock this shit off" 😂😂
Thank you CC for for wisdom and insight!!! ...I live on the East Coast UK and yesterday I went for a walk to look at the sea...But to my astonishment there was just a thick cold mist where the sea used to be!!!...I heard murmurings from those around me that it was a heavy sea mist...but thanks to you I now KNOW that the fog was a government trick to hide the huge alien spacecraft in which the man in the moon had travelled down to Earth to pick up a McDs for his lunch!!!
Watch out, everyone knows there's monsters in the mist from a separate dimension, Hollywood leaked the info about them in the movie "The Mist" 😃
Correct. But isn´t all just CGI?? Rgr
Awesome.
This encapsulates the flat earth mindset PERFECTLY.
If it COULD be true based on what YOU know, then it is obviously true, right?
@@TTerilee Correct. Who, in the flerfer world, needs schools and education?? It´s all THERE, in front of your own eyes. Rgr
I'm so proud of CC. I see he's allowed back in the house!
He uses his Ring camera to inform him when his wife is home, so he can shut off his recording in time.
Rolling pins cause brain trauma...C C knows firsthand I'm certain of it.
in the video he responds to a written comment on his feed that she is gone.
I’m not convinced he is. Maybe he’s just green screening a kitchen in to fake his being allowed out of his van
Did CC really kick off with a Father Dougal moment?
Like most flerfs... understanding of scale just isn't there
That would be an ecumenical matter.
I'm just not getting it Ted...
Did len find the rabbits?
By CC:s logic, the ocean floor doesn't exist since there is no McDonalds in the Marina trench
CC has been my favorite flat-earther ever since the hilarious first video of his where his wife berates him for his bonkers ideas, and he went ahead and kept it in the video!
Same, I don't know if it's his confidence or his incredulity or the fact that he seems so genuine
@@user-ls8ks7kv8c no, confidence is when you have surety or understanding, some confidence and experience. Why do so many people see blind stupidity and ignorance and think they must be confident? They are just too dumb to know better, you're putting too much thought into their lack of thought.
@@Seigensi do you expect anyone to take you seriously, after you said that confidence is when you have some confidence? -.-
And no, one doesn't need any understanding or experience, merely an assertive tone.
The moon and the aeroplane is of course a prime example of the 'Father Ted' principles of physics in action. As for McDonald's, I tried to do an Uber order from the moon but was rather disappointed in 1: the wait time and 2: the delivery cost, they really do need to get that sorted out if they wish to be successful 😁
I did to, and I'm still waiting for my McFlury!
Nothing could ever beat the taste of a good ole Lunar McFlurry! @grandwazoo870
Pity the poor people who work there... their transit time to and from work is terrible
I think he just watched Hancock and seen Will Smith put that big red heart ❤️ on it!
First thing that came to my mind... Small... Far away!
Don't forget SciManDan the secret to CC's success... recording all of his open thoughts to yt and social media... from his car, especially when it was made clear by his better half that flerfer BS wasn't allowed in the house anymore 🤣Seriously though if I were her, I'd RUN!
I saw that video, when she's just fed up with him.
I felt so sorry for her, you know he probably goes on these rants at family gatherings and embarrasses her
@@the98themperoroftheholybri33 That's if he is invited to family gatherings. LOL.
Maybe she has run and that's why he is able to film inside the house again.
@@Rickkennett143 I wouldn't wish that on him, but I wouldn't blame her a bit.
He is the type that would spount his nonsense to anyone he could corner.
There was a video of him recently, can't remember which, where he talked about a party. He spoke about how he'd been having a "conversation" about flat earth, or something, and the other person made excuses to get away. He actually thought it was because they had no idea how to answer his questions.
Alien will come to McDonald's to buy ice-cream only to find out the ice cream machine is broken
intergalactic complain from a alien race "Fix your ice-cream machine" :)
Truth right there
No, they only like strawberry ice cream... A Baskin Robbins might attract them, maybe... It's a sound basis for a business plan, anyway.
@@MGCMorph can take a while to repair the ice-cream machine if its on the moon. The spare parts can be hard to send to the restaurant.
@@colleenforrest7936 moon-cream sounds like a nice taste, does it contain choco chips to imitate asteroids?
What looks closer, a toothpick a block away or a skyscraper 3 blocks away? I love these perspective comparisons without consideration of size. 😂😂
CC sounds like he needs a hug. Must be scary thinking that nearly everyone in the world is trying to deceive you, scary that basic concepts don't make sense, and lonely in his dilution. I'm glad when Dan uploads a CC video becuase it let's me know that CC is out there and hopefully Dan's response let's him know that we care about him and are only trying to make the world less scary for him.
You're right: Ceci does appear like a fearful man trying to brazen his way through life: the fake laughs, the fragile arrogance...
The Catch-22 is that there's no way (AFAIK) out of this problem - rooted in denialism - without admitting at least to himself that he has a problem.
You can tell he truly believes that the whole world is lying to him, and he's angry and frustrated about it, he lives a miserable life because of this... And one can feel bad for the man and want to help him out of this BS to get back into the real world to live a little happier existence.
I don’t think he needs a hug. Well mostly everyone needs, but not him especially. Like Sciman says, this CC character probably knows how the reality is but has just found his niche to get some fame and income with the flat earth videos on RUclips.
Even his wife thinks he's an idiot, she said it in one of his videos. No one is going to hug him.
imagine filming youtube videos in your car because your wife is threatening to divorce you over it
Fun fact: There was a McDonald on the moon but due to concern about the pressurization of the drive thru window they were close by OSHA.
Not to mention the financial failure what got after no one had visited that fast food restaurant. 😉
@@hukondejo The trouble was that although the service was great, there was no atmosphere.
@@DickFrancis-dt3tl LOL😂
@@DickFrancis-dt3tl That's the winner. 🏆
50 million boomers and nerds would happily believe this to be true.
Everytime he says "As a former ball earther" all I hear is "As a former sane person"
I keep hearing “bowl earther” and was slightly confused.
I hear "Before my severe head injury...".
@@irenafarm "Bowl earth". Do not give them any new crazy ideas.
Father Ted Crilley to Father Dougal McGuire.
"These cows are close" (points to toy cows on the table)
"Those cows are far away" (points out window to real cows across the paddock).
The first quote is "small", not "close".
@@DavidSmith-vr1nb FECK!!
What, the toy cows on the table are actually real tiny cows close up?
Wait so the ISS is floating like a balloon now and not an undersea recording?! And the plane is higher than the moon?! Sooo. The ISS floats above the moon then with helium balloons?! Wow everytime they come up with something new they forget to make sure it doesn’t break another crazy idea they have and invalidate that “possibility” haha
You have a very good point there. Flerfs always ask for pictures, and when they get it they claim its fake
I really wish his wife would've made another cameo...
Imagine being stuck next to CC on a long haul flight!
Sounds like fun to be honest.
🤮
He'd never get on a plane, it might disprove his claims.
@@moguaiato5583 First hour or so might be amusing, but 12+ hours of him ranting about how flat it looks out the window, chemtrails, and how this and that institution lie? His own Wife doesn't even hide her contempt.
At least you'd be able to see the moon from above.
Deep, deep down I believe, that if Chris had lived 50 years earlier, he would have spent the majority of his live in a insane asylum...
Or he would have been revered as a spiritual genius and led a cult. 😂
He would have been an evangelical fundamentalist televangelist fanboy. And probably would still be a moon landing denier. 50 years ago is like, 1970s. 😂
@@irenafarm I said 50 years earlier, not 50 years ago... CC is not a "spring chicken" after all.
CC really starting this video with "I used to think science fiction was real, now I think reality is science fiction."
The video with his wife was comedy gold 😂. I'd watch a reality show with both of them
CC is the greatest and most dedicated character comedian since Andy Kaufman.
More like Marion and Geoff.
Dont forget about Nathan Oakley. His daily clown show is comedy gold.
@@heiniknallkopp9688 I have to check who that is.. thanks for the suggestion..I think. 😅
I will say something for him, he sounds like he actually believes what he's saying and doesn't resort to insults or personal attacks, unlike people such as Nathan Oakley
Nathan Oakley is a disgusting, horrible, excuse of a man.
CC is either very lost and in need of help or as you say a great character actor. I was convinced he was ill, not like the other flat earthers we see who are either con artists or really thick. I'm not so sure now. The more I see the more I think he could be doing this for shits and giggles. However one thing I don't believe is that there is one ounce of malice in him.
Yeah he's funny cus his wife's tired of his shit 😂😂😂😂
"I'm watching The Twilight Zone Marathon right now - I was there"..... I'm pretty sure you still are, Chris.
😂😂😂
I think he's *inhabiting* an episode.
Imagine one where everything is normal for everyone else ... but when *you* fly on an airplane and look out the window - like William Shatner's character did - you see the cables pulling the Moon and Sun and someone working on the ceiling lights in the firmament...
What he says "I'm a former ball earther"
What I hear "I formerly lived in reality"...
That guy wants to do a TED talk so bad but he was definitely rejected...
Also did he try to claim he was studious with his examples being him watching pop culture science fiction shows like Star Trek and Twilight Zone???
The moon/aircraft thing made me think of the Father Ted sketch - "These cows are small and these cows are far away" 🤣
His talk of Wendy's and advertising space SHOULD actually prove to him that the moon is farther away than he thinks. Because, if the moon were actually just 3000 miles away it probably WOULD have advertising on it.
Pretty sure advertising on the moon has been discussed. Not 100% but it may have been Arthur C Clark who proposed it. Think it had something to do with using the moon like a projector screen.
@@markboz3366 Heinlein's story "The Man Who Sold the Moon" included a bit whereby projecting advertising on the moon was discussed (mainly by the hero as a way of getting cash out of other people to finance the flight).
That's the thing. He doesn't believe the moon is real. He thinks it's a hologram or projection, like 3/4 of the other flat earthers.
He just told us that all of us live on a flat disc in a planetarium, underneath a dome.
He doesn’t believe the moon is real.
He thinks the moon is closer than planes but also thinks the moon doesn't exist. Makes sense 😂
AWW Schucks! That picture with all of us in it...I blinked...
Westchester NY too ugh 🙄 Making us look like idiots
Disney owns the Moon......
.....How else would they pay Mickey, without all that 🧀
the moon is made of cheese, cheddar to be precise.
I've heard n 20 years they intend to install two giant mouse ears there.
Poor CC is a case study in mental illness - I do hope he gets help at some point.
We just live in his asylum - called the world. 🌍🌏🌎
CC wont get any help, he have to ask for it. He will never ask for help so hes a lost case for all future. Lets hope that CC wont make hes familys and hes wifes life a hell while he is still with us.
Yeah, it is just sad at this point. Genuinely.
His wife's leaving him too
Agreed
I could watch CC all day. He cracks me up.
He’s the best. I legitimately would like to hang out with him one time.
A picture from Mars? As soon as one becomes avaiable, that will be written off as See Gee Eye. Hmmmm
6:40 "You can't colonize something that isn't a tangible object."
Just like you can't colonize CC's brain with a single logical thought for the same reason.
Did he, by any chance, mention he's a "former ball Earther" at all?
Yes!
The scariest thing about this is that he's legally able to control a vehicle.
And vote.
@@markforster2794And reproduce
Well, we never see him actually drive.....
And having a Wife that haven't ditched him (yet?)
@@jeremytheexplorer4689the wife was a fool to mary such moron i hope shes smart enough to not have kids with him
When his wife comes back she'll probably yell: "The kitchen is a mess, was it such an effort to do some cleaning while I was gone? have you been doing one of those ridiculous videos again??"
CC would go: Nononono, I´d just...... ( silence ) Rgr
The more a flerfer speaks, the more you understand that they understand nothing.
My immediate thought when he asked about the moon or plane looking closer, was "the plane literally looks way closer." The moon is just brighter lol
Not even that. He's comparing a plane to a celestial body. Of course the moon looks closer because it's FREAKING BIGGER THAN THE PLANE!!! 😂
"I don't know..." - The only accurate thing CC has ever said.
Do you?
It makes total sense to put a fast food restaurant in a place that will cost you millions to get the fast food there (because the point is to make it as expensive as possible) where you can't possibly have customers either (because you don't want to actually sell anything).
You don't think McDonald's will be one of the first restaurants if we ever get spaceflight cheap and easy enough to build a thriving metropolis on the moon? :P
That is the point he's trying to make, obviously; with the rate of advancement from first satellite to man on the moon, seems logical that continuing to advance at that same rate would have us zipping around and living everywhere by now, so why aren't we? Pretty sure that's a named fallacy, but I can't remember, laughing too hard at CC 😁
@@giin97Pretty sure that for a very long time food provided on the moon will have to be relatively easy to produce, healthy, and provide energy and nutrients. Not sure MacDonalds is any of those things. 😁
@@eddiebruv It's also a lot cheaper to fly a good cook and some equipment to the Moon than to regularly deliver bulk loads of processed food items that McDonald's needs to operate.
The fast food business model is not going to work out on the Moon until local agricultural production matches the cost efficiency of Earthside farming, which might NEVER happen.
So it's gonna be dehydrated/prepackaged food at first, that is as light and low-volume as possible while not making the astronauts want to kill themselves (ISS cuisine, basically, which is actually rather decent) ; And once local farming starts, carefully prepared meals that make the best use of all the available output.
IOW, lunar cuisine is going to be gourmet long before there'll be any local fast food franchises.
Outta everything. He chose McDonald's ☠️
Because he wanted to send all the liberals to the moon.
How many inhabited islands on earth don’t have a McDonald’s?
"I was smart and educated and then I got stupid."
The fact that we have multiple RUclips channels that regularly documents one man's decent into madness is amazing 😅 . What a time to be alive
C.C, or the colossal clown as I like to call him, is hands down the funniest flathead I’ve come across. His delivery is so confident. Yet so deluded. You took the words outta my mouth Dan. His wife was obviously not home or it would be another video from his van. 😂
I wouldn't insult Flatheads with this guy.
flerf tells us he doesn't understand perspective without saying he doesn't understand perspective.
No flerf understands perspective.
How?
The plane or moon question is actually kind of interesting. I think the plane looks closer because it's moving and the moon doesn't appear to be. We intuitively expect closer things to move faster than farther things. However we don't intuitively expect closer things to be bigger because so many things break that rule, we only use size when we already have an idea of how big something should be. I don't think a pencil on my desk is further away than the house next door.
His wife is obviously out for the day working to support him no doubt. Unless she has seen sense and left him
The confidence of CC astounds me. He’s so SURE of himself.
That and his amateur dramatic pauses and little sniggers make him my favourite conspiracy nut job of them all.
He so wants to be smart.
I agree, CC is also my favorite conspiracy theorist, it makes my day when someone features one of his videos. Hilarious.
The GOAT for sh*ts n giggles.
It’s the nicotine addiction.
and the hair. It seems to go with that arrogant "know it all" attitude.
Bless CC and bless his wife for putting up with his antics. ❤
Why do you assume she does? We've only seen her the one time when she told him to stop it with that bullshit. It wouldn't surprise me if she left him, considering his extreme emotional swings and aggressiveness when he has them...
@@nagranoth_ CC actually seems like a kind and loving man lost in space. Many flerfers make flat earth their whole identity. I actually hope he's able to turn it off when she's around. Otherwise he'd be single ages ago.
He's never angry or aggressive on camera and I genuinely think he's a very loving husband. I wish him nothing but the best, but it must be challenging to operate daily life being a full blown flerfer..
That's one Southern "bless" and then an actual one, correct :-) ?
he does get a bit aggresive sometimes though. When he is in full flow and starts ranting. @@theuniversewithin74
I heard a while ago that his wife passed away, which did explain how be came to be more vulnerable and therefore became more abused by his local hardcore literalistic church.
In today's episode, an old man complains he can't get a burger on the Moon.
It's so easy, especially when you just have to reach down to get some cheese.
Rod Serling should be narrating.
I feel totally done and dusted.
The other day I overheard a conversation, where one pilot said to another that he was over the moon about his assignment.
So there!
I LOVE CC - Even just for ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES...Can we him an AWARD for that HAIR...
give?
The utter ignorance of these people is breathtaking.
Just wait for the fake alien invasion of 2030 and see who the real ignorant are.
Reminds me of the old joke: "If as much effort put into studying female breasts was put into the space programme, we'd all be eating burgers on the moon by now"
That was a joke???
I hope they bring back the McRib for the Grand Opening of McDonald's Luna! 🌙🍔
I'm kind of peeved about that picture of Earth from Mars.
they got my bad side... and I may have blinked.
I was on venus that day so I missed it
I was on venus that day so I missed it
Say what you like about Chris, he has the best hair on RUclips. It should have its own channel.
You really should check out Sir siCC's hair. It is a thing of beauty. Kudos to Mrs. Sic!
it would make more sense.
Just you wait until his "bad hair day"... Crikey!! Rgr
Hell, I would have subbed long time ago. 😉
CC's problem is his incredible ignorance coupled with, when an idea enters his head, he just runs with it. Thinking about what he is going to say before he says it just doesn't happen.
Thousands of people go to Antarctica, both to work and visit, however there are no fast food outlets there.
There is a pizza place in new Zealand that takes orders from Antarctica. They have a specially outfitted cargo plane that is in fact a flying pizza kitchen. There's a 3 hour delivery time, but the pizzas will be hot out of the oven. It sounds like one of those dream jobs.
@@carlosspeicywiener7018
That must be about $15,000 for a pizza. Imagine the tip the delivery guy will get off of that.
@@carlosspeicywiener7018 It was a marketing stunt done in 1998, the pizzeria chain that did it has since gone out of business.
However, from what I've read, food at the Amundsen-Scott station is actually surprisingly good. They even had a five-star Italian chef working there for some time, not sure if he's still there, and the French make sure to deliver them a good supply of wine.
Ironically, it makes a lot of financial sense to provide gourmet food in places like that (once you have some infrastructure in place), because the delivery costs are so great that the purchase cost of the item ceases to matter ; If it costs 20 thousand dollars to deliver a bottle to the Moon, you may as well make it good wine ; The savings on replacing it with something cheaper are insignificant, and your crew will be very thankful and work a lot better.
So I think it's way more likely that the Moon will get a proper restaurant WAY before McDonald's. Once they can grow their own food and get some decent facilities, it will be a lot more efficient to have it prepared by a good chef on site than to commit crimes against cuisine and serve it as fast food. Fast food depends on large amounts of cheap ingredients to work out financially - if your agricultural production is relatively low, careful preparation is the way to go if you want to make the most out of it.
@@carlosspeicywiener7018 holy shit that sounds awesome
No McPenguin?!😢
In fairness to CC, he has a point. I was 17 in 1969, when Apollo 11 landed on the Moon, having spent my early school days in Hong Kong. A favourite family recreation was sailing out to remote islands with a large party of friends, barbecue equipment, beer, 7-Up and Coke. No matter how remote the island a young man wearing a short white lab coat and carrying a large white ice-box with "Dairy Farm" emblazoned across it in red would wonder along the otherwise deserted beach and flog us all ice creams. I was somewhat dismayed when Armstrong and Aldrin landed on the Moon and were not visited by a lad from Dairy Farm.
There are still no off-planet Chinese or Indian restaurants, which must be discouraging for the coming generation of lunanauts. Should add that the thought of the only diner on the Moon being an American fast-food outlet would be a massive disincentive to visit it.
Actually India is planning on putting restaurants on the moon, that is why they sent probes to the moon last year to test their delivery methods.
The Dairy Farm vendor was secretly a government agent keeping surveillance on you renegades.
I WAS LUCKY, AND MY PARENTS TOOK ME TO KENNEDY TO WATCH APOLLO XI LIFT OFF ....LIVE!
BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE!.
I STILL HAVE MH COMMEMORATIVE COIN FROM THAT DAY, JUST WORE A LOT FROM HOLDING IT AND SHOWING MY FRIENDS.
NO WONDER BECAME A PILOT, AND SPENT A LIFETIME IN COMMUNICATIONS AND ELECTRONICS.
NEVER LOOK BACK, ONLY FORWARD!
KA9UCE
Why did people stop going to the lunar McDonald's?
they ran out of oxygen...
I'm going to be in Westchester County around the end of the month. Maybe I'll see C.C!
4:12 "how chris thinks" correction: he doesn't think, he believes. he dreams. he hallucinates. but he doesn't think. thinking requires a brain.
Its 2024 and still nobody in CC's family checking if CC is mentally stable or not? He seem like a good person so getting him treated would be a great thing that his family can do.
Mom, dad forgot take his meds again...
"my faith requires I automatically reject all evidence" also "show me evidence" Classic Chris
All classically religious people think like him. It's really sad.
WOW! He thinks the moon is closer than the moon!? That is nutty.
A Mc Donalds on the Moon?
That's crazy!
A Five Guy's would be trivial and awesome.
Sometimes I wish I had the level of confidence he does. People can literally be laughing in your face and it wouldn't even matter. You ABSOLUTELY know you're right. You're happy. You're in bliss.
Sometimes.
Until his wife comes home.
How happy is the moron? He doesn't give a dam. I wish I were a moron. My god! Perhaps I am!
that's not confidence, it's the ignorance of the stupid allowing behaviour you mistook for confidence.
Ignorance is bliss.
@@Seigensipeople often confuse arrogance for confidence.
How cool would it be if they could project a beam onto the moon and make it look like a giant space billboard though😂😂😂
In the French comic "Spirou" a supervillain wanted to turn the moon into a billboard to make a lot of money and shot a swarm of color-filled rockets on the moon. The whole plan eventually failed when he managed to spell "Coca-Cola" backward.
There's a short story by Arthur C Clarke in which an experiment to send a cloud of sodium vapour into sunlight above the Moon gets used as an advertisement for "a certain soft drink too well known to need any further publicity from me. ... The O's and A's had given them a bit of trouble, but the C's and L's were perfect."
The story is called Venture to the Moon, in a compilation entitled The Other Side of the Sky.
Was Chris ever a Bawll Earther? He's never been clear about that.
I'm contemplating if Westchester County is real........
Why is it no one ever seems to talk about how the sun can illuminate the *bottoms* of clouds near sunset? This should be an obvious clue
There isn’t a McDonald’s on Antarctica either which I guess he would claim is proof it doesn’t exist either (or is only a giant ice wall). The fact that places only visited by scientists or engineers (or some brief tourists) has now McDonald’s could be due to lack of a commercial market seems to be beyond him.
There was, however, a five-star kitchen with a gourmet chef there.
At least icecream would be cheap.
CC actually seems like a kind and loving man lost in space. Many flerfers make flat earth their whole identity. I actually hope he's able to turn it off when his wife is around. Otherwise he'd be single ages ago.
He's never angry or aggressive on camera and I genuinely think he's a very loving husband. I wish him nothing but the best, but it must be challenging to operate daily life being a full blown flerfer..
What most people don't realize about Star Trek is that the shows (at least the older ones) are not about space. You could easily transplant most of the stories to a sea ship on Earth's oceans in the 17th or 18th centuries.
in fact that is literally what they are - ST Voyager is the worst culprit with nebulae treated like fog banks and electrical storms when in reality the gas density is close to a vacuum!
It's 'Wagon Train' and 'Horatio Hornblower' set in space. One of the primary reasons Wrath of Khan is still considered the best movie is that Nick Meyer recognized that fact in spite of knowing almost nothing about Star Trek when he accepted the directing job.
Back in the 80's I saw a greeting card from RockShots called "First Mac on the Moon". I believe it was a pic of Buzz Aldrin with a MacDonalds airbrushed into the visor reflection. It looked really great!
There are billboards on the moon but they didn’t realize that they had to lay them flat for people on Earth to see.
You know... Had we continued looking forward to the future, being scientifically minded, and being excited about the planets, like we were in the 1960s and '70s, we might just have gotten a little bit closer to colonizing one of those planets. However at some point people like CC started to make themselves known.
The only person CC can blame for us not being up there is CC and his buddies.
Rather, the fault imho is with the US agreeing to spend billions of dollars and waste decades of time with the ISS so that other nations could finally go into space rather than moving on ahead with moon projects.
NASA is going to the moon in 2 or 3 years
CC is quite funny but his wife makes me laugh even more.
If he just got into his car and drove for a couple of miles he'd realize the moon would barely move whereas the plane would be completely different (even if it had remained stationary).
You're asking CC to use his mind and some sense? That's actually quite brave.
or travel north or south a few hundred kilometers and notice the stars are at different angles of elevation - Eratosthenes did something like this ages ago.
Or you could travel a thousand miles south only to realise the noticeable difference in the size of the sun, proving that it’s much closer than the nonsensical 91-94 million miles claimed by the blasphemous Masonic propaganda agents!
Are y'all seriously proposing that a flat-earther take simple steps which he knows would certainly prove him wrong???
CC would only conclude that the Moon was really a balloon.
Imagine the cost of supplying that McDonald’s. Fixing the ice cream machine