He's not lying. He was on Wild N out before he got his teeth fixed. He was looking raggedy af. When puberty hit this man, he got the chiseled jaw and hit the trifecta.
I went into full cougar mode when I first discovered him. I purchased tickets to his online debut of his latest special "Matthew Steven Rife" on Valentines Day. After the special, he did a live Q&A, and it was so much fun. He answered my question, which was absolutely fun. BTW you pronounce his last name like a rifle minus the l. You really need to do a reaction to his latest special. Or even yet, Matt has been doing exclusive content on RUclips about his travels to different cities and some of the escapades that ensue.
That was so funny. He got me with the gas station/grocery store thing! My aunt and uncle had a small farm in northern Wisconsin. The sticks!! A couple miles from their farm was a gas station, tavern, grocery store, cheese factory and the owners house all on the corner! 😂 And, my uncle taught me how to drive his 1950s Ford tractor as soon as I could reach the pedals. My aunt would give me a small list for the corner store and tell me to take the tractor!! So I did! 😂😂😂
I know my comments late I just asked for Matt rife reactions and you were first in my feed. I am now a subscriber loved the reaction and can't wait to go thru your vids.
First watched a vid of him cuz he had a show in my hometown so girls were rushing to get tickets and thats how I heard about him. My initial thought is he is probably just some unfunny handsome D bag, but then I watched his vids. And now here I am looking at vids of peoples reactions to him lol. He is the king of crowd control and making jokes on the spot with the crowd
I live in a small town in IL. And we have drive your tractor to school day. 🚜 I did live in Ark. I moved when my son was in college. When he came to my new place he said, You moved to the biggest heck town you could find! 😊
I am from Ohio. Born and raised in Ohio and currently live in Ohio. I really don't get why some people trash Ohio, maybe it's just our turn to be in the "barrel", I don't know. Ohio has so many great things about it and fun things to do! About the only thing you can't do in Ohio is SURF A BIG WAVE! Ohio has people come from all over the world to enjoy scuba diving as Lake Erie, thanks to the Zebra muscle is becoming more and more clear every year and is one of the best places for recreational scuba diving because it is so clear, so shallow and so many ship wrecks that are easily accessible to dive on and explore. It has two major amusement parks, one of which boast the most rollercoasters of any park in the world! It has winter ski slopes and toboggan slopes. A world class orchestra in the Cleveland Symphony and Broadway plays that come to Cleveland Playhouse. Major concert venues. But, you just can't surf in Ohio! Standard of living here is GREAT! I just wish we could get rid of the Republican government! That and the fact that there just is no surfing here that is the drag! Maybe if Kentucky were to annex Cincinnati, that would solve one of our problems! Just sayin'! Born here and I will be buried here.
My daughter has always been one of the pretty girls and guys chasing her. I always told her, looks will fade in time and you need more than looks. She’s in her 30’s now and married, however she used to worry in her 20’s her bf would get out of shape. Again, that’s why you marry someone with whom you actually have a connection on a non physical level and this will be attractive for a lifetime, hopefully. But if you’re only interested in each other for the physical, don’t get married and definitely don’t have kids.
Nope Hun, from Ohio and have lived here my whole life, Sixty years of it! We are an hour away from Motown! I don't know about anyone else but I love the people I am around and family. No matter where you are, you are the creator of your own happiness! However this comedian is funny, each person has their own experiences!
I actually lived in Columbus Ohio for 15 years, this is really funny, you actually look really close to the one that got away, she was so beautiful and so are you, I still regret it today that we didn’t stay together but that’s life and we all have regrets, love your reaction videos and take care sweetie ❤️
You said you don't think he's had any surgery. About two minutes later he does talk about some cosmetic surgery he had. The whole show is available on youtube. (ruclips.net/video/kzgFwZEAHZQ/видео.html). In other videos, I love how quick witted he is when he talks to random members of the audience. He's apparently been around for quite a while, but I'm just now discovering him. He's hilarious.
First day of 11th grade basketball practice a cop and two parents walk into the gym. Darrin just puts his head down. We all knew he was a stoner and liked to drink but what we didn’t know is that his parents were giving him home drug tests and he failed for methamphetamine.
I was so dorky and freckled face, bullied, made me become a mad chick that whipped anyone's ass I could, girls, boys, thought that would make me cool and they'd stop dwelling on my ugliness!! 20years later two teenagers, and a single mom, I now am in my prime of life! I'm not exactly sure where that badass ugly chick went, but at 35 yrs old I'm actually called beautiful, kind, and cool...my son and daughter hate me, because their friends always tells them wow your mom is hot! Their like, she might look nice, but she's mean as a bulldog 😅.
As a woman, I get what a pretty woman is supposed to look like because people have told me my whole life how I fall short of that, so I have a concept of how to identify when a woman is beautiful (and yes, you are Britt), but I don't really have that same idea for men, so when I saw this guy talking about how handsome he was for the first time, I just thought, oh okay, I guess you're a handsome fellow then? I didn't know. And then you reacted to him and raved about his looks, which confirmed to me he wasn't joking the way some comedians do about their appearance - he really is attractive then. I don't really see it with guys (like how is this guy any more handsome than Kevin Hart, Jerry Seinfeld, or Jim Carrey? I don't get it), but I've put him in the attractive box for future reference. It's easy to automatically put guys in the not as attractive box when they're overweight, but otherwise I'm kind of lost on how to identify when a guy's attractive. Mick Jagger and David Bowie are considered hot, and that really confuses me. I knew you'd appreciate this stand up routine though when you went on and on about this guy's appearance. Lol :)
"Good looks" usually boil down to similar things for men and women for the most part; nice eyes, prominent cheek bones, full/pouty lips, a defined jawline (with men more so full/boxy, with women angular), a physique that says "I care about my body/health", full and healthy hair, etc. Traditionally attractive that is, of course there's people out there that don't fit that docket to a T who are uniquely gorgeous. Plus have you seen Matt's tits? Bounce a quarter off those things. -Had to throw a little flippancy in there-
I love that Ohio is known as garbage..... cause its so true. Also.. its not looks that make you or him attractive... its when the confidence hits. The confidence makes you pretty.. and you feed the pretty with the confidence.
Well I was always told if that if you were an attractive person, like overly attractive, in highschool you were gonna age like an avocado (terribly). You don’t want to be that girl or boy that at 17 all you got is looks. I knew several girls that were fine ah in school because of layers of makeup! When I saw them 6 years later makeup had left the conversation and wasn’t doing shit no more. They aged liked 20 years in that time appearance wise.
He's not lying. He was on Wild N out before he got his teeth fixed. He was looking raggedy af. When puberty hit this man, he got the chiseled jaw and hit the trifecta.
haha i love that for him tho
Now he's got the most dangerous combo of all mankind. Which is, good looking and funny.
Every man’s dream. We just out here being ugly.
I found this guy a couple weeks ago, and I had to binge all of his material. So funny.❤
Grew up in Western Pennsylvania right across the line from Ohio. We, too, had Tractor Day at school. *deep sigh*
haha that is hilarious!
This dude is so funny! I've been following him for a while now. He's got good clapbacks for hecklers
so funny!
I went into full cougar mode when I first discovered him. I purchased tickets to his online debut of his latest special "Matthew Steven Rife" on Valentines Day. After the special, he did a live Q&A, and it was so much fun. He answered my question, which was absolutely fun.
BTW you pronounce his last name like a rifle minus the l.
You really need to do a reaction to his latest special. Or even yet, Matt has been doing exclusive content on RUclips about his travels to different cities and some of the escapades that ensue.
haha !! that is awesome you got to go! I will keep it in mind, thanks!
Shout out to a fellow Brandon for real get that ouija board fuck outta here the Brandons of the world got that idgaf honesty no one likes
This guys been doing this since he was a kid, tons of drive. Mad respect for him.
I love his style of comedy. 😂
he is so funny!
Sad how much he gets sexualiy harassed
@@michaeldixon2942It really is. The women flirting was funny at first, but they're getting outrageous now
He is so damn funny I’ve been watching him for a bit glad he starting to get some traction
That was so funny. He got me with the gas station/grocery store thing! My aunt and uncle had a small farm in northern Wisconsin. The sticks!! A couple miles from their farm was a gas station, tavern, grocery store, cheese factory and the owners house all on the corner! 😂 And, my uncle taught me how to drive his 1950s Ford tractor as soon as I could reach the pedals. My aunt would give me a small list for the corner store and tell me to take the tractor!! So I did! 😂😂😂
My home town high schools still have drive your tractor to school day!! Last day of AGRICULTURE WEEK.
Myschool in Indiana had drive your tractor to school day. Lol
The s****** joke (re: his jawline) is... dazzlingly dark. Blinded by the void for a second there
haha
You have such a luminescent smile!
thank you!
Love his stuff, Matt Rife is the best comedian out there
glad you enjoyed it!
I know my comments late I just asked for Matt rife reactions and you were first in my feed. I am now a subscriber loved the reaction and can't wait to go thru your vids.
It's interesting that you're crushing on Matt so hard. Shoot your shot, kid!
First watched a vid of him cuz he had a show in my hometown so girls were rushing to get tickets and thats how I heard about him. My initial thought is he is probably just some unfunny handsome D bag, but then I watched his vids. And now here I am looking at vids of peoples reactions to him lol. He is the king of crowd control and making jokes on the spot with the crowd
Your facial expressions , anytime something remotely sexual is mentioned , are hilarious. You're adorable!!
haha thank you!
Wait a second you don't wear makeup? You are absolutely stunning, I'm happy that you have confidence now. Great reaction
I knew about substance and alcohol abuse because of my upbringing neighborhood. It was in my face EVERYDAY. You learned how to live around it.
Love Matt Rife. Alot of people consider him conceited but I see him as a good dude. Funny hot and smart....
Yay!! More Matt! I love this bit so much 😂😂🩵
I will keep it in mind, thanks! glad you enjoyed it!
I live in a small town in IL. And we have drive your tractor to school day. 🚜 I did live in Ark. I moved when my son was in college. When he came to my new place he said, You moved to the biggest heck town you could find! 😊
Shoutout to Cleveland, Hawaii!
I think he’s hilarious 😂 “transome” 😂😂
he is so funny
A John Deere can cost you as much as a Lamborghini. Believe it or not Lamborghini started out making tractors and farm equipment.
I grew up in a small town in southern Ohio. I loved it. Best years of my life.
His best stuff is off the cuff crowd interactions.
I am from Ohio. Born and raised in Ohio and currently live in Ohio. I really don't get why some people trash Ohio, maybe it's just our turn to be in the "barrel", I don't know. Ohio has so many great things about it and fun things to do! About the only thing you can't do in Ohio is SURF A BIG WAVE! Ohio has people come from all over the world to enjoy scuba diving as Lake Erie, thanks to the Zebra muscle is becoming more and more clear every year and is one of the best places for recreational scuba diving because it is so clear, so shallow and so many ship wrecks that are easily accessible to dive on and explore. It has two major amusement parks, one of which boast the most rollercoasters of any park in the world! It has winter ski slopes and toboggan slopes. A world class orchestra in the Cleveland Symphony and Broadway plays that come to Cleveland Playhouse. Major concert venues. But, you just can't surf in Ohio! Standard of living here is GREAT! I just wish we could get rid of the Republican government! That and the fact that there just is no surfing here that is the drag! Maybe if Kentucky were to annex Cincinnati, that would solve one of our problems! Just sayin'! Born here and I will be buried here.
I've never been to Ohio, but I have been to Neptune. That's where I met Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble.
My daughter has always been one of the pretty girls and guys chasing her. I always told her, looks will fade in time and you need more than looks. She’s in her 30’s now and married, however she used to worry in her 20’s her bf would get out of shape. Again, that’s why you marry someone with whom you actually have a connection on a non physical level and this will be attractive for a lifetime, hopefully. But if you’re only interested in each other for the physical, don’t get married and definitely don’t have kids.
Nope Hun, from Ohio and have lived here my whole life, Sixty years of it! We are an hour away from Motown! I don't know about anyone else but I love the people I am around and family. No matter where you are, you are the creator of your own happiness! However this comedian is funny, each person has their own experiences!
Matt's hometown sounds a lot like mine in Iowa. The school here even has a "drive your tractor to school" day.
i moved to north fla i knew i was going back in time when the first store sign said tractor and auto parts
haha yes
I actually lived in Columbus Ohio for 15 years, this is really funny, you actually look really close to the one that got away, she was so beautiful and so are you, I still regret it today that we didn’t stay together but that’s life and we all have regrets, love your reaction videos and take care sweetie ❤️
Britt...that's your body telling your brain to go to Hawaii. Need to cash in that YT paper for some R and R
haha u may be right 😂
dude is a legend!
I wish he’d make a dream come true and ask Miss Hailey Welch, AKA Crack Baby/Hawk Tuah, one of his biggest fans, out on a date. 😎🤘
Girl that’s manifesting! Maybe a trip to Hawaii is in the horizon somewhere 🤷🏽♀️😋
Please do more Matt Rife!!!!! Love ya
I lived roughly 45 min away from where hes from, love the area but he aint wrong 😂
No way he was talking about Ohio and you mentioned Hawaii even though you’ve never been to Hawaii 😂😂😂 that cracked me up
Already in love with you. 😂 You're beautiful to look at and react to. 😂 You're gorgeous
thank you
Damn girl. You know you want him.
Lmao You That Girl…..4 Me!
Treasurer or secretary of the PDC!
You gotta watch the entire video and do a reaction. Plus the other 1 hour specials he just released a month ago
I think you're naturally pretty, girl. 😊 No make up is best.
Damn ....in my town there were only about....1,100......
And I've had well over 15 friends die from overdose. And that was in the 90s!
You are beautiful ❤️ great reaction vid 😊
Back in my day drugs wasn't a big deal we never really talked about it if someone was doing drugs you never really heard about it in our State
You said you don't think he's had any surgery. About two minutes later he does talk about some cosmetic surgery he had. The whole show is available on youtube. (ruclips.net/video/kzgFwZEAHZQ/видео.html). In other videos, I love how quick witted he is when he talks to random members of the audience. He's apparently been around for quite a while, but I'm just now discovering him. He's hilarious.
My Britt….Yummy! Another Great Reaction
He’s mentioned on a podcast, that he’s had veneers done, but apart from that, nothing else
And you are absolutely gorgeous
Hawaii ? I think maybe a subconscious slip ? Lol You want to go !!!! 😀🌴
i do want to go haha!
When i turned 30 i stepped into a "fck it" i had never known 🤣
First day of 11th grade basketball practice a cop and two parents walk into the gym. Darrin just puts his head down. We all knew he was a stoner and liked to drink but what we didn’t know is that his parents were giving him home drug tests and he failed for methamphetamine.
He didn't grow up on a farm. He was a lower class kid called a "townie" which gave him the trauma to needed to become a comedian
FYI HE ACTUALLY USED TO BE ON NICKELODEON! HE WAS ON THE CAST OF ALL THAT!
30 !!????!!! I thought you was 25 black just don’t crack 😂😂🎉
Britt you are the best looking woman on RUclips x
Siri told me he's 6 foot tall.....and she's always right???....LOL
Matt isn't wrong, he used to be fugly lol. I have to say you do look amazing. You have found that fountain of youth!
haha thank you!
So good looking Matt Rife and honey you’re very beautiful woman ❤
Britt I just want you to know that you’re a beautiful young black woman 👍👍👍.
Now I need to see you react to a song by Kenny Chesney called "She Thinks My Teactor's Sexy". If you haven't already.
You’re so beautiful!!!
"Only Fans" is the name of the special this clip is taken from :)
Dave Chappelle lives in rural south central Ohio.
that's cool!
i dont know you but you look like a rose.. you really look amazing girl :)
I was so dorky and freckled face, bullied, made me become a mad chick that whipped anyone's ass I could, girls, boys, thought that would make me cool and they'd stop dwelling on my ugliness!! 20years later two teenagers, and a single mom, I now am in my prime of life! I'm not exactly sure where that badass ugly chick went, but at 35 yrs old I'm actually called beautiful, kind, and cool...my son and daughter hate me, because their friends always tells them wow your mom is hot! Their like, she might look nice, but she's mean as a bulldog 😅.
You are beautiful!!!!!
that's no elephant in the room, that's a peacock.
Not that you need my validation, but yeah, u fine 😂😂🤷🏻♂️
As a woman, I get what a pretty woman is supposed to look like because people have told me my whole life how I fall short of that, so I have a concept of how to identify when a woman is beautiful (and yes, you are Britt), but I don't really have that same idea for men, so when I saw this guy talking about how handsome he was for the first time, I just thought, oh okay, I guess you're a handsome fellow then? I didn't know. And then you reacted to him and raved about his looks, which confirmed to me he wasn't joking the way some comedians do about their appearance - he really is attractive then. I don't really see it with guys (like how is this guy any more handsome than Kevin Hart, Jerry Seinfeld, or Jim Carrey? I don't get it), but I've put him in the attractive box for future reference. It's easy to automatically put guys in the not as attractive box when they're overweight, but otherwise I'm kind of lost on how to identify when a guy's attractive. Mick Jagger and David Bowie are considered hot, and that really confuses me. I knew you'd appreciate this stand up routine though when you went on and on about this guy's appearance. Lol :)
"Good looks" usually boil down to similar things for men and women for the most part; nice eyes, prominent cheek bones, full/pouty lips, a defined jawline (with men more so full/boxy, with women angular), a physique that says "I care about my body/health", full and healthy hair, etc. Traditionally attractive that is, of course there's people out there that don't fit that docket to a T who are uniquely gorgeous. Plus have you seen Matt's tits? Bounce a quarter off those things. -Had to throw a little flippancy in there-
interesting but like assuming you are heterosexual, do you not have a type? what kind of men are you attracted to
My Hot phase was started at 25
I thought everyone starts doing drugs at 13 I did I don’t anymore I’m 26 now I stop when 23 I’ve done just everything I thought that was normal
Cookies and milk
I love that Ohio is known as garbage..... cause its so true. Also.. its not looks that make you or him attractive... its when the confidence hits. The confidence makes you pretty.. and you feed the pretty with the confidence.
Nah it's definitely looks, personality just solidifies it. Generally that is.
He's 6 ft tall
I would never have thought you were older then 30. I thought you were like 26-28
Hawaii????? 😂
The tractor costs as much as a Ferrari.
You talked more than he did
There are Lamborghini tractors
Only time women love me! When thier brain and mouth aint on the same page! Haha
You def that girl cause i thought you was like 23 damn
Lambo used to make tractors
can confirm, from ohio, left ohio
Well I was always told if that if you were an attractive person, like overly attractive, in highschool you were gonna age like an avocado (terribly). You don’t want to be that girl or boy that at 17 all you got is looks. I knew several girls that were fine ah in school because of layers of makeup! When I saw them 6 years later makeup had left the conversation and wasn’t doing shit no more. They aged liked 20 years in that time appearance wise.
I can't wrap my head around the fact that your NOT under 30. LOL
Sounds like you want to go to Hawaii.
Why she still acting like she don’t know who he is? 😂
I have never been with a black woman but damn girl you the kind of chocolate we call finger lickin good.
You? 30? Should have said 25, I might have believed that. ;-)
Yeah you don't need any makeup.
This girl 34 looking like she’s 25. What is your skin care game girl.
You don't need makeup
Stop lying Britt. You haven't ever been ugly in your life. I swear women get on my nerves. lol